Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for November 1, 1999

Backstage, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are confronted by Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, who is now on crutches and calls them the two biggest pieces of scum he has ever seen. Kevin Nash says Bret should be happy that they helped him win the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship, but Bret says this is not how he does business and that he does not need their help to win. He tells them to stay out of his business.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up. Bret says he did not build his reputation by screwing people, and that he watched the footage of last week's match and it is obvious to him that Goldberg got screwed. He says there is a lot of scum running around in the back, such as The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and Sid Vicious, and tells them that as far as he is concerned, Goldberg is the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship and that he does not want to win a title like he did last week. Suddenly, Sid shows up, saying the title does not belong to Goldberg and that it belongs to him, and what Bret does not know is that at Halloween Havoc, the referee stopped the match at his discretion. If Bret thinks for a second that a little blood will make him quit, he is mistaken, and that he has proof that Goldberg said he quit, which he will show off later on. Right now, he wants something that belongs to him, and that it is the United States title. Sid tells Bret "Screw you," to which Sid replies "Screw your crippled ass." He then clotheslines Bret to the mat and takes the boots to him, then The Outsiders show up as Sid is about to powerbomb Bret. The Outsiders stop Sid, hand him the United States title and raise Sid's hand. Sid leaves as Nash and Hall continue to mess with Bret.

A steel cage is situated high above the ring.

Group 3 of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament is "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit vs. Dean Malenko, Madusa vs. Evan Karagias, Scott Hall vs. Sid Vicious, and "The Cat" Ernest Miller vs. Lash LeRoux. Madusa has been given another chance in the tournament by "the powers that be." Group 4 is Buff Bagwell vs. Stevie Ray, Vampiro vs. Berlyn, Disco Inferno vs. Curt Hennig, and Booker T vs. Jeff Jarrett.

Perry Saturn and Torrie Wilson show up in the building. Torrie runs away to get away from him, Shane Douglas and Dean Malenko, but Asya is nearby, and she grabs her and brings her back.

The WCW Talking Arena is now available!

Vampiro beats Berlyn to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, members of rock group The Misfits show up and lie in wait from ringside, and when Berlyn runs into the referee during an Irish Whip, Berlyn's bodyguard gets involved only for The Misfits to stop him, allowing Vampiro to knock the bodyguard's lights out with a steel chair. Vampiro goes back into the ring and goes for a top rope drop kick, and as Berly ngains momentum in the match, The Misfits trip Berlyn and grab onto his legs, allowing Vampiro the win. After the match, Berlyn starts speaking in English for the first time and says "No more! Screw Berlyn! From now on, screw USA!"

Backstage, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) discuss Nash not being able to accompany Nash to the ring tonight, and offers to be his promoter to give him a downside guarantee. Hall thinks Nash is high.

Meanwhile, Torrie Wilson is in a cage, thanks to The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn), and the shark cage is being carried around by a forklift.

The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn) shows up. Shane says that if the fans want a revolution, then they will change the world. He then tells The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) get their knives out of their tires and make it to the building, they will have an offer for them that they cannot refuse. Saturn tells Eddie that he is not done with him yet, and he proposes putting the key to the shark cage on a pole and facing off in a Key on a Pole Match. If Eddie gets the key, Torrie is free; if he gets the key, he gets to scale her. Malenko tells "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit says he has his friendship "right here," and says Benoit has been too soft and nothing but a puss, and tonight, it is his ass that is going to be crippled. Benoit shows up, mentions that The Revoution seems to have developed a cage fetish, and tells them to look up where the steel cage is, and tells Malenko he will be locked up with him. Just like he extended his hand in friendship to him, he will find out what "silent but violent" is all about.

Kevin Nash gets a makeover from a make-up artist.

This week's Mayhem winner is Kyle Hudgins from Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) make it into the building. When an arena security guard asks for passes, they beat him up.

Mike Tenay interviews Kimberly, who is surrounded by The Nitro Girls. Kimberly says that Diamond Dallas Page has suffered a chipped collar bone, a chipped sternum and chipped ribs, and has no idea when he will be able to come back to work. She says that The Nitro Girls are here in this interview because she has had a lot on her mind, and tells them they have had a lot of fun together and that they mean so much to her. However, it is time for her to leave the group, as she has more important business to take care of right now. Kimberly seems distressed as she walks away.

In the Mayhem Match of the Week, "The Ragin' Cajun" Lash LeRoux beats Ernest "The Cat" Miller (who is back early following an ACL injury and now surrounded by beautiful women and is no longer accompanied by Sonny Onoo) by submission to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament.

Mike Tenay interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart. He says The Outsiders and Sid Vicious are the lowest scum on the earth, and that they willing to stoop to any low to get to the top. By the end of the night, someone is going to pay, and he tells Sid he doesn't get mad, he gets even, and he will get even before the night is over.

The Nitro Girls try to stick together, but it becomes evident that there is no clear leader and a tiff begins to form between tjem.

Backstage, The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) are getting footage of Miss Elizabeth in the dressing room with The Total Package. They are talking about the tournament (and it becomes obvious that tha audio is ahead of the video by a few seconds). We then see the production crew at work.

We see "The Living Legend" Larry Zbyszko interview Scott Steiner, who has been out of action for months. Scott Steiner says that a year-and-a-half ago, he hurt his back and came back form it, but he had to have three screws in his shoulder and he had to wear a brace that made him lean to the left, which upset three ruptured discs. Ever since that shoulder surgery, he has been in severe pain. He tried to avoid surgery by any means possible, and had six epidurals which gave him headaches and nerve blocks and never worked as the pain kept coming back. Surgery ended up being his only option left. The doctors told him he should be fine after a dissectomy. Right now, he cannot do anything for the next three weeks and that all he can do is take it easy, try to walk and lie down a lot. After that, he will go to rehab, and eight to ten weeks later, he will see the doctors again and go from there. He hopes to come back to professional wrestling, but he does not feel great right now, and he can only go by what the doctor tells him and hope that he is right.

We see a performance by The Nitro Girls, which quickly turns into a catfight between Spice and AC Jazz.

Mike Tenay interviews Buff Bagwell, who says that he is sick and tired of being burned by the powers that be. He thought his ship had come in, but it is the bottom floor of the TitanTron. He refuses to sink, and as long as the powers that be line them up, he will knock them down.

A disguised Kevin Nash is on a cell phone, pretending to be a promoter.

AC Jazz and Whisper continue their fight backstage in front of the other Nitro Girls.

Before the next math, Stevie Ray - carrying a leather strap - tells Buff Bagwell not to celebrate too early, as the powers that be have informed him he is not the chosen one. He says this is just business, and tonight, they have a strap match. Buff wants to know if this is a surprise from the powers that be, but Stevie Ray says he has to do what he has to do.

Buff Bagwell beats Stevie Ray by disqualification to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament after "Creative Control" - the two men in the suits - shows up and tries to attack Bagwell.

Mike Tenay interviews Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett tells Tenay not to get slappy with him, as he has the stroke and can have him flipping burgers at Burger King tomorrow morning. As far as Miss Elizabeth is concerned, he did not take her out with his guitar and does not appreciate The Total Package accusing him of hurting her. Tonight, he will get his public apology out of him, one way or another, as he has the corner on the booking market around her. If he does not apologize to him, he will put him on the first Lex Express right out of town.

Kevin Nash shows up in his promoter disguise. He thanks the fans for their warm and kind hospitality. Even though he is a promoter and the most powerful man in sports entertainment today, the fans can rest assured that everything he does, he does for the fans. He says it is true, and that he is a very knowledgeable man, hence why he is called "VKM." (Although he does not say the letters, he does motion the letters with his free hand, with "VKM" very obviously being a reference to WWF Chairman Vince McMahon.) He has single-handedly built sports entertainment, and asks not to be called an asshole, saying the fans are assholes. Unlike "Billionaire Ted," he did not buy his way to the top; instead, he borrowed money and stepped on everybody on his way to the top. Because of stock optons, he is now a billionaire, and he put everyone out of business until he was the only show in town. In any event, he stands in the room with a guarantee that that his cash cow - whom he will push as a babyface until the fans regurgitate him - is the roughest and toughest in WCW and will someday work the main event with Jeff Jarrett. He claims that this person is clean, sober and has more than one catchphrase. That man is Scott Hall. Hall shows up, and Nash nearly loses his wig. He says that he is not following this act, as the party polie in WCW have told him that he is out o fhere after one more strike and he is not going back to WWF. Since the promoter looks so much like Vine McMahon, he asks him who picks his clothes out. He then tells "all the boys up north" that he has their attitude "right here" as he gives a "down there"-style crotch chop.

Backstage, Miss Elizabeth and The Total Package encounter Meng, and The Total Package tells Meng that Jeff Jarrett has said negative things about how he has shattered the "island boy" myth and how it took so long for him to beat Madusa. The Total Package holds up a banana and says that Jarrett is even passing bananas out, and Meng takes it out of his hand and puts as much of it into his mouth as possible.

Mike Tenay interviews Curt Hennig. Hennig says then when he retires, it will be his decision and his decision alone. The powers that be may be trying to get rid of him, but he will save his job and win the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.

Curt Hennig's father, Larry "The Axe" Hennig, is seen in the front row for the next match.

Curt Hennig beats Disco Inferno by count-out to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. During the match, Larry "The Axe" Hennig gets to punch Disco Inferno in the face. Later on in the match, a young man shows up and tells Disco Inferno that it is time for him to pay on his debts. Disco is counted out, and Hennig wins. (This is not the first appearance of this young man; he originally played the crazed fan of Lenny and Lodi's until their gimmick was dropped due to complaints by GLAAD.)

Mike Tenay interviews The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero). Eddie says someone forgot to tell The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn) that you do not steal from The Filthy Animals, and that they can take care of this themselves. He is tired of their games, and when he runs rings around Saturn, Torrie is coming back home. Konnan then issues an open challenge against himself and Kidman for the WCW World Tag Team Championships, and says there will be no hiding behind politics or bookers or any sabotage involved if anybody wants to accept the challenge.

Norman Smiley is seen coming out of the locker room in a baseball catcher's vest and mask.

Scott Hall meets with Kevin Nash, who is getting into his "Vince McMahon" ccharacter. Nash then looks into the camera, points at it and says "Get it?"

Norman Smiley beats Meng and The Barbarian in a three-way hardcore match. During the match, Norman Smiley has to be taken out of the math on a stretcher, but he gets a second wind and gets back in the ring right after Meng and The Barbarian are both knocked out off-screen. Norman Smiley pins The Barbarian and gets the win, then does the Big Wiggle on the commentary table.

Jeff Jarrett is seen backstage, telling The Total Package that it is time for his public apology.

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is seen in a suit with "Creative Control" behind him. He thanks the man on the other side of the for his time, and talks about what has happened to him in the past year while "Creative Control" laughs, and asks for another opportunity in the company. The man at the other side of the desk (who is Vince Russo) makes it known that he only cares about ratings, and that he will think about it.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) talk about Sid Vicious, with Nash saying that if Sid gets screwed, it is because Sid screwed Sd. Nash then winks at the camera and says "Get it?"

The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth talk with Meng, and tell him that Jeff Jarrett has an interview coming up and that he should check it out.

Jeff Jarrett shows up, and tells The Total Package to come out to the ring and publicly apologize to him like a man, as he did not put a finger on Miss Elizabeth and does not appreciate being accused of anything. He says that this is not the WWF, and that "we don't abuse women around here." The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth show up, and The Total Package tells Jarrett that as hard as it is to apologize, he admits that he does not know if Jarrett hit Elizabeth, and says he is sorry. He admits he has heard rumors in the back that it could be somebody else, and Jarrett says he is right as he has the stroke, he is the chosen one and that he does not get physical with women anymore. The Total Package says he is on Jarrett's side, and says he heard it could be Meng. Jarrett does not believe this, saying it took Meng a day-and-a-half to take down Madusa, and as he says what he would do to Madusa if he were in the ring with her, Meng runs out and goes straight for Jarrett. Jarrett tells him "Back up, slapnuts! You big wuss!" as he heads to the back. Luger then makes his way to the ring, as does Miss Elizabeth. Elizabeth calls Meng "a real man who comes to the aid of a woman" and tells The Total Package that he could learn a lesson from this. Elizabeth then sprays mace into Meng's eyes, and The Total Package whacks Meng with a tire iron.

The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) are seen heading towards the ring backstage, as are The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn), who has Torrie Wilson with them.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) knock on Sid Vicious' dressing room door.

The Total Package talks to Sting about going for the WCW World Tag Team Championships, but Sting is not interested. The Total Package tells Sting he will get his World title back, but they cannot pass the tag team titles up. Sting says he is okay with having the match.

Perry Saturn is seen driving the forklift carrying the shark cage with Torrie Wilson inside to ringside before the next match.

Eddie Guerrero beats Perry Saturn in a Shark Cage Key on a Pole Match after Torrie Wilson choke Perry Saturn from inside the cage and keeps him from moving. After the match, The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie) celebrate.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and Sid Vicious talk backstage. Nash tells Sid that all he has to do is trust him, but Sid, thinking that Nash is Vince McMahon, says that the last time he trusted Vince and Hall years ago, his career has been in the shitter. Nash has to show him that his hair is a wig, then Sid realizes that it is Nash he is telling at and they all have a good laugh.

Mike Tenay interviews The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth. The Total Package takes offense to Mike Tenay saying he is trying to mess with his potential opponents in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament, says that the tag team titles are all he and Sting are focused on, and that he and Miss Elizabeth are out of here.

Sting and The Total Package beat The Filthy Animals (Konnan and Kidman) by disqualification. Early on in the match, The Total Package blows his knee out, and Sting is on his own. Rey Mysterio Jr. runs out, then The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey, Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) gang up on Sting and hit him with his bat while Miss Elizabeth checks on The Total Package. The Total Package then gets back in the ring afterwards, and Sting pushes him to the mat. The Filthy Animals (Konnan and Kidman) retain the WCW World Tag Team Championships.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and Sid Vicious plan out their match in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament, with Hall telling Sid to pin him as he has nothing left to prove in the business.

Backstage, an angry Sting looks for The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero).

Jeff Jarrett beats Booker T to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. "Creative Control" are seen watching from the stage during the match. Near the end, they get in the ring and distract Booker T so that Jarrett can hit Booker T with his guitar to get the win.

We see Mike Tenay interview Goldberg on the set of Slam. Goldberg says it does not take a genius to figure out how pissed off he is, and the intensity in his eyes is nothing compared to the hell he will put The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and Sid Vicious through. He cannot tell if Sid is either too brave or too stupid to figure out when to quit, and when he gets him in the ring again, he will make Halloween Havoc look like a PTA meeting and there will be no doctor alive who will be able to sew him back up. There was no suit or wrestler who would ask him what was going on, because they all knew he would rip their heads clean off. He says the one mistake that The Outsiders have made is that they left him laying, but he was still breathing, and he was able to get up and walk out. He says they will live to regret that decision, because as long as he can get up and walk away, they will need eyes in the back of their heads. He has never asked for help in the past, and he is not starting now. He does not care how many people he is facing at once, because at the end of the day, his mission is to get The Outsiders and Sid Vicious out of the business for good.

The Nitro Girls, now split into two different factions of three each, are about to go at it outside of the building when Kevin Nash - dressed as Vince McMahon - shows up and says that as much as he likes a good catfight, it should be saved for the pay-per-view. He then points at the camera and says "Get it?" before laughing again.

Mike Tenay interviews Evan Karagias. Karagias says he is excited to be in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament, but he has never wrestled a woman before. He means no disrespect to Medusa, but there is something about her and hopes they can be friends, and may the best competitor win.

Mike Tenay interviews Madusa. Madusa says "the powers that be" seem to get a kick out of competing with men, and that she plans to take full advantage of the situation. He says they will learn that they should never underestimate a woman, especially her.

Madusa beats Evan Karagias by seducing him to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.

As "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko head to the ring, David Flair is seen entering the building with a crowbar in his hands.

"The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit beats Dean Malenko to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, The Revolution (Shane Douglas and Perry Saturn) and Asya show up, and Saturn climbs up the cage to toss a chain to Malenko. Benoit tosses Malenko into the steel cage wall that Saturn is climbing on and grabs the chain, then wallops Malenko with it. Benoit then climbs to the top of the cage, hits the diving headbutt and pins Malenko. After the match, Perry Saturn climbs to the top of the cage and hits Benoit with a diving elbow, then Shane Douglas and Asya get in the ring. Shane, who has a plastic cast on his left arm, attacks Benoit along with Asya, and Saturn, Shane and Asya then handcuff Benoit's right leg to the bottom rope before cuffing his wrists to the top one. Benoit easily falls victim to the numbers game, but The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) run in to fight The Revolution. The Filthy Animals get the upper hand, but David Flair suddenly shows up and hits The Filthy Animals with a crowbar while The Revolution escapes. David Flair is about to attack Benoit, but he frees Benoit from the handcuffs as Sting shows up and attacks Konnan as the latter makes his way to the back.

Backstage, David Flair heads to the parking lot only to get hit by a car. David Flair is out cold, and out of the driver's seat comes Kimberly, who takes the crowbar - which is now lying on the hood of the car - and circles Flair to see if he is conscious. She then lays the crowbar next to David and drives off.

Scott Hall calls for medical help in his dressing room, as Kevin Nash is now flat on his back.

Scott Hall beats Sid Vicious to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. At the beginning of the match, Sid pushes Hall down with one finger, but when he goes for the pin, Hall reverses it into an inside cradle. Later on in the match, Hall smacks referee Johnny Boone as Sid gets him up for a choke slam. He is about to powerbomb Hall when Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up and smacks one of his crutches into Sid's back. As the referee is getting back up, Bret tries to do the same to Hall, who runs away from Bret and moves to the other side of the ring to pin Sid. After the match, Scott Hall runs away with the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship after flipping Bret off to end the show.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 1, 1999

RAW

The Rock shows up to start tonight's show. In two weeks at Survivor Series, he, Triple H and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will square off for the WWF Championship in a Triple Threat Match. He has dragged both Triple H and Austin down Know Your Role Boulevard, taken the right at Jabroni Drive and check them both into the Smack Down Hotel. He says he will take Triple H's game, fold it back up and put it back in the box, then take Austin's rattlesnake, tie it up in a knot, turn them both sideways and stick them straight up both of their candy asses. As of late, however, there has been someone who has been a bother to him and whom he considers a nobody and a "blemish on The Rock's buttocks," and that person is none other than "Road Dogg" Jesse James. He tells Road Dogg that if he has an itch for him, then he had better come out an scratch. He then takes off his pants to reveal his wrestling tights and challenges him to a match so he can lay the smack down on his candy ass. Road Dogg shows up, and The Rock runs up the ramp to fight him, starting their match. The Rock chases Road Dogg to the back only to be attacked by D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Referees and officials have to step in to restore order, then WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up and tells them to get out.

Backstage, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon says he will not have another D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Billy Gunn gets a match with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and X-Pac gets a match with Kane. Triple H tells Vince that if he thinks they have problems, then so will he, as there will be another DX night.

Michael Cole is in the trainers room with Big Show, who is getting his left foot taped up. Big Show asks Cole what he would be capable if he was put through the same things that The Big Boss Man put him through, and says he doesn't know what he is capable of, either. He says that what really scared him about dropping the dumpster on Boss Man and Prince Albert is that he did not care. All of a sudden, Big Boss Man and Prince Albert throw a tear gas bomb into the training room. Michael Cole and the cameraman are able to make it out, but not Big Show, who is locked in the room and forced to breathe the gas. Albert and Boss Man then put on gas masks and beat him up.

EMTs administer oxygen to Big Show, who is writhing in pain after the tear gas bomb attack from The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert.

Edge, Christian and The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Too Cool ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor) and The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly). At the start of the match, it is announced that Big Show's skin coloration is not good as a result of the tear gas bomb from earlier, and that he is being taken to a local medical facility.

Michael Cole interviews X-Pac when Tori shows up and confronts X-Pac for turning on Kane. X-Pac says Tori "has the hots" for Kane, and tells Tori that the fire Kane was in "ain't the only thing that got burn" before giving her the crotch chop and saying "If you know what I mean." Tori calls X-Pac a bastard, and X-Pac dares her to hit him.

Members of the Washington Redskins football team are in the front row.

Mankind is signing copies of his autobiography Have A Nice Day! while Al Snow reads passage from the book., both of which involve "sitting through an Al Snow match."

The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert show up with a cart full of weapons. Boss Man says Al Snow thought it was funny setting him and Prince Albert up on SmackDown, and that he got a big chuckle when Big Show tried to crush them in the car with a dumpster. He then calls out Al Snow, and says nobody pulls the wool over his eyes without getting serious payback, and if he does not believe him, he can ask Big Show, who is in the hospital "sharing a respirator with his father." He challenge AL Snow to a hardcore match, and says he brought the toys and that it is time to play. Al Snow shows up, and says he does find it funny that Boss Man and Prince Albert nearly got crushed, and says there is nothing he would rather do than take Boss Man on for the Hardcore title. Since he brought Prince Albert, however, he has decided to make the odds a little more even by introducing his tag team partner: Mankind..

Al Snow and Mankind beat The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert in a hardcore tag team match. During the match, Val Venis is seen throwing copies of Mankind's autobiography Have A Nice Day! in a trash can. After the match, Val Venis is show pouring gasoline on the books, then lighting a box of matches and setting them on fire. Mankind runs to the back with a fire extinguisher.

Mankind manages to put the fire on his books out, but it is too late.

Chyna and Miss Kitty show up. Last week, Stevie Richards showed up dressed like her after stealing her clothes and destroying an expensive leather outfit in the process. She calls him out so he can destroy - from what she saw - his "very white ass." As for Chris Jericho, Jericho seems to have a real problem with a woman being Intercontinental Champion, which she does not understand as he is the one who comes out "whining and crying like he has a yeast infection" every week. She is starting to wonder if he is crying because she is muscular and bigger than he is, or if it because she is taller than he is, or if it is because she is better than he is. She says that if Jericho were to ask anybody in the locker room, they would tell him she is a worthy Intercontinental Champion, but if he wants her to prove it, she can give him a second opinion when she bitch slaps him across the ring at Survivor Series. Chyna then asks Jericho if the truth hurts. Jericho shows up, but it is not Jericho; it is Stevie Richards dressed as Chris Jericho right down to the hairstyle. This starts a match between Chyna and Stevie.

Chyna quickly beats Stevie Richards. After the match, Chyna is attacked from behind by the real Chris Jericho, who puts her in the Walls of Jericho.

Backstage, D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are seen coming up with a way to deal with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Meanwhile, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen in the locker room.

WAR ZONE

Before the next match, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin says Triple H is not the game, and when he thinks of games, he thinks of tiddlywinks, and says that the WWF Championship is not a game to him. As for The Rock, he will not be sticking a tied-up rattlesnake up his ass, and he dares him to look him in the eye and say what he said about him to his face, because he doesn't think that he can. As far as "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn goes, when someone asked him if he has a match, he simply stated that he has his foot up Billy Gunn's ass. He calls out Billy Gunn, and Billy Gunn shows up. Their match starts quickly.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin beats "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn by disqualification after the rest of D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James) tries to interfere. Austin sees them coming and takes them all on with a steel chair, then sits in the center of the ring and drinks a beer as if to dare them to come back to the ring.

Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon are seen backstage. Test asks Stephanie if what they are about to do is a good idea. Stephanie says "Absolutely."

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon accompanies Test to the ring before the next match. Stephanie guests on commentary for the next match. Val Venis then takes the microphone and says he has no problem with Test, then says it's good that Stephanie has gotten over her amnesia and remembered his fiancee, but if she spent one night with The Big Valbowski, it would have been one night she never would have fotgotten. Test takes offense to this and attacks Venis.

Val Venis beats Test by disqualification after Mankind goes after Val Venis and chases him through the crowd. WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon gets in the ring and says that there is an old saying that if you love something, then set it free, and if it meant to be, it comes back to you. She thanks Test for being patient, and says she has never loved anyone more than she has loved him. She breaks from tradition and asks Test "Will you marry me?" Test says yes, and they both kiss.

Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon celebrate their wedding being back on the back with family and friends when D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up. Triple H says they have not even started to come problems, and insists that tonight will be held night and that they will not be held responsible for what happens to Kane in a few minutes.

Before the next match, X-Pac tells Kane that he had to tell Tori the whole truth about the fire and that she knows he is not that much of a man. It does not take long for Kane to get out of the ring, boot X-Pac in the face and choke slam X-Pac in the ring. The rest of D-Generation X (Triple H, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up and gang up on Kane, and Triple H hits Kane with a Pedigree before X-Pac hits Kane with a Bronco Buster.

Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle is coming to the World Wrestling Federation!

D-Generation X is arguing with WWF Chairman Vince McMahon when Kane runs in and attacks X-Pac. Referees and officials have to restrain Kane, and Vince makes Triple H defend the WWF Championship tonight. Triple H puts his hands on Vince, and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon hits Triple H with a double leg takedown, and Triple H says that if Shane wants a piece of him, he's got it.

Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray Dudley is about to speak when someone els'e svoice can be heard, mocking The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley). It is The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh), mocking The Dudley Boyz's look with tie-dye shirt saying "D-D-D Dummy Boyz."

The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) with an inside cradle to D-Von. After the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) run in and attack The Heabdbangers until referees show up to restore order.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen backstage.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is the special guest ring announcer for the next match. When Triple H is introduced first, he brings D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) with him before he gets in Vince's face. After Vince tells him that the crowd is calling his name (which leads the crowd to call Triple H an asshole), Vince announces that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is special guest color commentator for the match. Austin shows up and guests on commentary. Vince then announces that Kane is the special guest enforcer on the outside of the ring, and Kane shows up. Vince then announces that The Rock is the special guest timekeeper, then The Rock shows up. Vince then announces Triple H's opponent, Shane McMahon, as the next WWF Champion. Shane runs to the ring, and the match is on.

Triple H retains the WWF Championship against Shane McMahon. During the match, X-Pac sends Shane over the barricade, and special guest enforcer Kane sends X-Pac over the guardrail and beats him up through the crowd. Later on, Shane hits Triple H with a jawbreaker on the top rope, sending Triple H into referee Earl Hebner. "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn trips Shane off the top rope, and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin runs out from the commentary table and beats him up before hitting Triple H with a Stone Cold Stunner. Billy Gunn then drags Austin out of the ring, and both of them brawl up the ramp to the back. WWF Chairman Vince McMahon then gets in the ring with the WWF Championship in his hands, and tries to hit Triple H in the head with it only to hit Shane. On commentary, Jim Ross says that he hopes the title belt shot to Shane was accidental. Triple H hits Vince with a low blow, then pins Shane to retain the title.

After the show goes off the air, Triple H is celebrating when "Stone Cold" Steve Austin runs in. Triple H sees Austin coming and attacks him, then punches out referee Earl Hebner. Austin hits Triple H with a Stone Cold Stunner. Afterwards, Austin celebrates with a few beers, then Triple H gets up and grabs a beer can thrown into the ring only to look right at Austin. Triple H thinks Austin is going to hit him with a Stunner as soon as he drinks the beer, but Austin says that is not going to happen and tells him to drink the beer and shake his hand. Both of them get a fresh beer, and Triple H fails to catch the beer can out of the air. The crowd boos, and Austin tells Mike Yeaon to throw the beer again. Triple H somehow cannot grab the beers, and decides to stick with the beer can he already has. Triple H tells Austin to shake hands with him and not give him the Stunner. The crowd chants "Beat his ass, Austin, beat his ass." They shake hands and toast beers, then Austin hits Triple H with a Stunner anyway. Austin heads to the stage, but when he notices that Triple H has gotten back up, he flips him off. Triple H flips his off right back, and Austin runs back into the ring to hit Triple H with two Stunners. Austin celebrates, then heads to the back.