Showing posts with label Fatu. Show all posts
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Monday, May 6, 1996

Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 6, 1996

Tonight's Raw is dedicated to the late Ray Stevens.

Another ex-wife of a former professional wrestler (whose identity is concealed) comes forward saying that "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels has ruined her marriage and her life.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley guests on commentary for the next match.

Despite Hunter Hearst Helmsley knocking him off the top rope to help out The 1-2-3 Kid, Marc Mero beats The 1-2-3 Kid after reversing a top rope superplex into a cross body.

We hear from an ex-wife of a former professional wrestler (whose identity is concealed), who says that "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels has ruined her marriage and her life. Her husband was on the road when Shawn called, wanting to discuss a problem that he had with her husband. Instead, the discussion was soon about her and him, and she eventually fell for him and ended up in bed with him. As a result, her husband lost his match against Shawn, and Shawn never called her again. She says Shawn got what he wanted and threw her out like an old shoe. Now that Shawn is allegedly doing this to someone else, she cannot let this happen.

The British Bulldog - now with Diana Hart Smith joining him at ringside along with Jim Cornette - beats Fatu. During the match, two men in black suits and sunglasses, rumored to be members of Fatu's family, watch the match from the aisle. After the match, Fatu and the two men have a verbal confrontation in which Fatu tells them that the WWF fans are his family, not then. Fatu then walks off.

Next week on Raw: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley! Duke "The Dumpster" Droese vs. Vader! A special interview with The Undertaker.

The New Rockers (Marty Jannetty and Leif Cassidy) aren't nervous about their upcoming tag team title match against The Bodydonnas (Zip and Skip).

The Bodydonnas (Zip and Skip) beat Tekno Team 2000 (Travis and Troy) in the latter's first televised match in month. During the match, Harvey Wippleman takes note of the officiating of the match for a report for WWF President Gorilla Monsoon.

Jim Ross interviews Jim Cornette and Vader. Cornette says that Yokozuna is a 650 lb. man with one bad wheel, and he'll never be 100% against Vader, who has the quickness Yokozuna doesn't have and the heart that Yokozuna lacks. As for next week, Duke "The Dumpster" Droese won't last against Vader.

Goldust and Marlena guest on commentary for the next match, and Goldust wears a golden headset for the occasion.

It is announced that Goldust will take on The Undertaker next week in a Casket Match. Goldust and Marlena, upset with the new stipulation, try to leave, but return to commentary when The Undertaker makes his entrance. Goldust is very noticeably shaken.

The Undertaker beats Owen Hart. During the match, Goldust gets up and plays mind games with Paul Bearer by unbuttoning his shirt and loosening his tie, causing Paul Bearer to run to the back. Goldust also grabs Owen Hart's butt before The Undertaker pulls him back in the ring for the Tombstone Piledriver. After the match, Goldust approaches the ring, but Paul Bearer comes back with a gold-plated casket. Goldust heads to the back with Marlena, but when he runs back-first into the gold-plated casket, he and Marlena run for the hills.

Monday, April 22, 1996

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 22, 1996

We hear Savio Vega speak Spanish before the next match.

Goldust beats Savio Vega to take back the vacant WWF Intercontinental Championship after Marlena distracts the referee from the apron and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin - who watches the match from the aisle with "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase midway through the match - hits Vega in the face with the Million Dollar Championship. During the match, The Ultimate Warrior says in a pre-recorded message that his heart has already been taken by those who have always believed. He tells Goldust he's not here for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, and that he's only there to put a hole "in his house."

It is announced that The Ultimate Warrior will be live on America On-Line tomorrow night at 9 PM Eastern.

Vader quickly beats Fatu.

We see more footage from WWF's recent tour of Germany, which winds down tonight, and some of the footage is of Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Owen Hart, which ends after interference from and an attack on Roberts by The British Bulldog. Roberts then fights back and sics his snake Revelations on the Bulldog.

In a pre-recorded match, Sunny says there's too much hog-sloppin' in the World Wrestling Federation, and that it's time for her and The Bodydonnas (Zip and Skip) to teach The Godwinns (Henry O. and Phineas I. Godwinn) a lesson.

The Godwinns (Henry O. and Phineas I. Godwinn) beat Ken Patterson and Tajiri. During the match, Sunny tries to distract The Godwinns, but Hillbilly Jim sics Ol' Blue on her. After the match, The Godwinns are attacked by The Bodydonnas (Zip and Skip), who then proceed to slop Phineas until Henry storms into the ring and chases them off with the slop bucket.



Mankind beats "The Portuguese Man-O-War" Aldo Montoya with the two fingers to the esophagus.

We see the history between "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and Diesel.

Earlier in the WWF's tour of Germany, Diesel told "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels that he plans to teach Shawn a lesson. He says his reign as WWF Champion was the worst year of his life due to the WWF trying to turn him into something he wasn't, and says that the WWF now knows who the real Diesel is. He says Shawn is a dime a dozen, and tells Vince McMahon to watch his back as he'll be next when he's done with Shawn.

Monday, March 18, 1996

Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 18, 1996

It is revealed that last weekend at Madison Square Garden, Diesel lost his cool when he faced The Undertaker and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and hit both 'Taker and Hart - and his tag team partner, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels - with a steel chair.

The British Bulldog beats Jake "The Snake" Roberts by count-out when Jim Cornette grabs Roberts by the leg and pulls him out of a pinfall attempt only for Roberts to chase after Cornette with Revelations.

We see footage of both "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart training.

Goldust beats Fatu. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Acting WWF President "Rowdy" Roddy Piper via telephone, who tells Goldust that he's the last person he'd want to meet on the street.

We look back at The Ultimate Warrior's victory against "Macho Man" Randy Savage at WrestleMania 7.

Vince McMahon interviews Camp Cornette (Jim Cornette, Owen Hart, The British Bulldog, Vader). Cornette tells Yokozuna, Ahmed Johnson and Jake "The Snake" Roberts that if they want a six-man tag match at WrestleMania, they've got it, but they'll need five more men on their side if they hope to stand a chance against Camp Cornette. Owen Hart tells Roberts that he'll choke the life out of him, tells Yokozuna that he carried him to WrestleMania and Ahmed Johnson that he has no brains to go along with his brawn. The British Bulldog tells Ahmed Johnson that The Bulldog is the WWF's strongest athlete, not Johnson. Cornette calls Yokozuna "a blithering idiot" and that he took him to the top, but he kept listening to Mr. Fuji. He also says that Vader is twice the man and twice the champion he ever will be. We then hear from Yokozuna, Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Ahmed Johnson on the video wall, who tell Cornette to read the fine print next time because if Camp Cornette loses, Yokozuna gets five minutes in the ring with Cornette...and those five minutes are not going to be pretty.

We see footage of Diesel hitting "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels in the back with a steel chair at last weekend's show in Madison Square Garden. Shawn Michaels is then seen and heard saying "I'm gonna kick his seven foot ass."

On The Ross Report on Option 6 of the WWF Superstar Line: Why didn't Bret "The Hit Man" Hart come to the aid of "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels yesterday at Madison Square Garden? Also, an injury update!

During Diesel vs. Barry Horowitz, Paul Bearer shows up with a casket, which he pushes to the side of the ring.

Diesel beats Barry Horowitz. After the match, Diesel grabs a wrench from the timekeeper's area and opens the casket only to find a dead body that looks just like him. Diesel is spooked.

We get a look at "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, The 1-2-3 Kid and Tatanka in the locker room...and not much else.

Diesel is seen looking for The Undertaker at the other end of the aisle.

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels battles Leif Cassidy and Ahmed Johnson faces Owen Hart next week on Raw.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats Tatanka when "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and The 1-2-3 Kid's interference attempt backfires.

We see the "Federal Turner Commission Hearing," which is eerily similar to Col. Jessep's memorable speech from A Few Good Men. WWF then asks people to write letters to Federal Trade Commission Chairman Mr. Robert Pitofsky, asking him not to approve the merger of Turner Broadcasting and Time-Warner as it would bring 50% of cable outlets into Ted Turner's control.

Monday, December 18, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw Recap for December 18, 1995

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats Fatu by disqualification after Ahmed Johnson attacks him just before Jarrett can put the Figure Four Leg Lock on Fatu, who has just hurt his shoulder. Ahmed lifts Fatu's hand, then helps him back to the back.

Dok Hendrix interviews Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon, who says Diesel will get his shot at the WWF Championship down the line. As for Jeff Jarrett, he will not be in the Royal Rumble match due to what he did to Ahmed Johnson last night, and that the two will battle at Royal Rumble. Names of participants in the Royal Rumble will be revealed this weekend on Superstars.

Goldust says that he is watching Razor Ramon's every move, and says they share a bond that is unbreakable, and that he wants to ooze machismo along with him.

Dok Hendrix advertises WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game for Super Nintendo ($69.99), Sega Genesis ($64.99) and Sony PlayStation ($54.99) with $3.95 shipping and handling. All orders come with WrestleMania: The Arcade Game Strategies and Secret Codes: The Video Guide on VHS - a $15 value, absolutely free.

Buddy Landel beats Bob "Spark Plug" Holly after dodging a drop kick from Holly and hitting the Corkscrew Elbow Drop while Holly is down.

It's time for The Brother Love Show. Brother Love's guest tonight is "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, who confesses that the Santa Claus who attacked Savio Vega is Xanta Claus, Santa's evil brother from the South Pole who steals presents, the newest member of The Million Dollar Corporation. He says that Xanta Claus will achieve victory after victory for him, and that 1996 will be the year of The Million Dollar Corporation as his money continues to pile up. He also says that 1996 will be the year of the Million Dollar Champion.

The Raw Bowl - which involves Yokozuna, Owen Hart, Sycho Sid, Kid, Gunns, Ramon, Vega comes to USA Network in two weeks on January 1, 1996 after a Christmas pre-emption (though a special presentation will be aired internationally). Also next week: Diesel vs. King Mabel! A special interview with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart.

Goldust and his bellhop shows up before the next match, and they watch Razor Ramon during his entrance. When he enters the ring, he gets Goldust glitter instead of the usual fireworks for his entrance. Yokozuna attacks Razor Ramon as he looks around for Goldust.

Razor Ramon retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship by count-out against Yokozuna when The Undertaker and Paul Bearer show up with the casket from last night's match, scaring Yokozuna and causing him to run to the back. During the match, Jerry "The King" Lawler says he has gotten his hands on the letter Goldust had delivered to Razor Ramon.

Dok Hendrix interviews Razor Ramon, who says that Goldust isn't wrong when he says he's hot and handsome, but tells Goldust that he likes women. He tells Goldust to do his thing, just not with him. He refuses to elaborate on the letter Goldust sent him, saying "it's not for children." Lawler, having revealed he had gotten his hands on the letter earlier, refuses to elaborate also, saying the letter embarrassed even him.

We see a video package of "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels amid speculation that he may not return to the World Wrestling Federation.

Monday, December 4, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap from December 4, 1995

Sycho Sid tells Jannetty that he will have to get through him after attempting getting through The 1-2-3 Kid, and that Jannetty will answer to him. Marty Jannetty may not be the biggest or the baddest, but he plans to light Sid up tonight. Also, there may be bad news concerning "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels' recovery...

The British Bulldog beats Bob "Spark Plug" Holly. After the match, Jerry "The King" Lawler calls out Bob Backlund from out of the crowd and interviews him. When Backlund finds out his match next week against Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is not for the WWF Championship, Backlund goes insane, saying he wants to be God again and that he wants to "rule over the plebians and put them in the right frame of mind." The microphone has to be silenced as Backlund insists he keeps speaking as the show has to go to commercial break.

During the break, Bob Backlund finds out the microphone was cut off as he was speaking, and goes through the crowd to get to the sound engineer.

Fatu beats The Brooklyn Brawler. It is announced that "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels will be interviewed next week. After the match, Bob Backlund finds the sound engineer and puts him in the Cross Face Chicken Wing. After this, it is announced that Diesel will face Owen Hart at In Your House.

Razor Ramon retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Dean Douglas.

Next week on Raw: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels speaks out for the first time since collapsing in the ring!

It's time for The Brother Love Show. Tonight's guest is King Mabel, who wears the chains made from The Undertaker's urn around his neck. Brother Love asks where Sir Mo is, and King Mabel says that's none of his business. Mabel gloats about being the first man to pin The Undertaker and also being the first to put him out of action, then says he will be the first man to stuff him in his own casket when he takes him on in a Casket Match at In Your House. Brother Love then tells King Mabel he has a surprise for him, and Mabel says he doesn't like surprises. The surprise is none other than a druid pushing a casket draped in black towards the ring. The druid then walks onto the apron, and the druid is none other than...Sir Mo. King Mabel thinks Sir Mo has been turned against him, until the black draping is removed from the casket to reveal that it is The Undertaker's casket. The casket has been vandalized with pro-King Mabel graffiti. King Mable loves this surprise, and tells The Undertaker there will be no love, only 568 pounds of pure hate.

Razor Ramon talks with Marty Jannetty backstage. Jannett asks Razor to watch for The Kid.

The WWF World Tour de Force continues in Oshawa, Canada; Niagara, New York; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; Chicago and Hershey, Pennsylvania.

The WWF Raw Bowl comes to USA Network on January 1st!

Barry Didinsky interviews life-size cardboard stand-ups of Diesel and The Undertaker! Both are $25 each plus $3.95 shipping and handling.

Marty Janetty vs. Sycho Sid ends after The 1-2-3 Kid shows up and attacks Jannetty from behind. Razor Ramon chases after The Kid, then runs in to Sycho Sid and beats him up. The 1-2-3 Kid runs into the crowd, and Razor runs after him. Sid then hits Jannetty with a massive power bomb before "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase shoves a $100 bill into Jannetty's mouth.

We see a interview with Dr. Jeffrey R. Unger, the personal physician of "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. He says that Michaels' test results are abnormal, and that he doesn't know when Michaels will return to the WWF. He says that Michaels' post-concussion syndrome symptoms are due to brain damage, which isn't as resilient as the rest of Michaels. He then says that Michaels is not progressing very well neurologically, and that it may not be safe to go back to wrestling at all.

Monday, October 9, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 9, 1995

Last week, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels took part in a Survivor Series Press Conference in Washington, DC, which was attended by 30 children with a 98% attendance record. Shawn Michaels is choked up due to the lasting impression the kids have made on him for making an effort in life.

Yokozuna, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog beat Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker. During the match, Waylon Mercy watches the match from the back of the entrance aisle momentarily, and Dean Douglas takes notes on the match for a short time. It is also announced that Shawn Michaels will be on America On-Line tomorrow night at 9 PM Eastern. After the match, King Mabel shows up and helps the winning team beat up 'Taker, HBK and Diesel. Dean Douglas returns to go after HBK and slam him into the steel steps. Officials have to rush in to stop the brawl.

After the commercial break, the brawl has stopped and Yokozuna, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog are no longer in the ring as officials check on Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker. Thankfully, all three men are able to get up under their own power.

The steel cage match between Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S. will take place next week on Raw. We then watch the match between Hart and Yankem at SummerSlam again as the ring is cleared out, and Vince McMahon calls Jerry "The King" Lawler out on his actions during the match. As per Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon, if Jerry "The King" Lawler interferes in the match, he will be placed in a smaller cage that will be first lowered down from the ceiling and then hoisted above the ring.

This past Friday morning in Madison Square Garden, the World Wrestling Federation perform a benefit event for the underprivileged and handicapped.

The WWF World Tour de Force heads to Springfield, Massachusetts; Glens Falls, New York; Rochester, New York; Binghamton, New York; Syracuse, New York and Utica, New York.

Fatu beats Skip when Skip can't put Fatu in a top rope superplex.

Audio problems keep Dok Hendrix from reporting on what's going on backstage.

Dok Hendrix's audio problems are resolved. Hendrix says that Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker are so affected by tonight's match that they can't be interviewed. Jim Ross on the other hand, is able to interview Jim Cornette and The British Bulldog, and Cornette says that The British Bulldog has done something no other man has ever done and has beaten Diesel in the center of the ring. Cornette says that Diesel has finally met his match at In Your House and that Bulldog will be the next WWF Champion. Bulldog tells Diesel won't be able to run and hide in less than two weeks. King Mabel tells The British Bulldog he's his homey, and says he too performed the impossible by beating The Undertaker, and he plans to do it again at In Your House.

Monday, August 7, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for August 7, 1995

Sir Mo says part one of the royal plan will unravel when he beats Diesel. Diesel has other ideas, and says that if King Mabel sticks his nose in the match, he'll have some "heartbreaking" news in store for him.

Owen Hart and Yokozuna retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against Razor Ramon and Savio Vega.

Dean Douglas talks about teamwork.

Jerry "The King" Lawler pays another visit to Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S. as he gets some X-rays. Lawler tells Bret "The Hit Man" that his end is near at the hands of Yankem.

"Make A Difference" Fatu beats Tony DeVito.

King Mabel calls himself the leader of the New Generation, and he rules with an iron fist. He declares that Sir Mo will beat Diesel tonight, and that the royal plan will come to an end when he beats Diesel at SummerSlam. Also, as of this weekend, Shawn Michaels will be defending the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Razor Ramon in a Ladder Match, and not Sycho Sid, thanks to decisions made by Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon.

Todd Pettengill interviews Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon. Monsoon plans to take advantage of his temporary position and become the most fan-friendly president in WWF history, while staying out of corporate WWF and not having to play politics. He also declares that Alundra Blayze will officially defend the WWF Women's Championship against Bertha Faye at SummerSlam.

The Undertaker will take on Kama at SummerSlam. Paul Bearer and The Undertaker tell Kama he will be held accountable for his actions against him.

We see Goldust's name again...

Kama beats Troy Haste by submission. The pale Undertaker fans - and the black funeral wreathe - are at ringside again. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Sycho Sid, who is none too happy with being taken out of the Intercontinental Championship match at SummerSlam by Gorilla Monsoon. He also says Shawn Michaels doesn't want him in the ring and accuses him of costing him a shot at the Intercontinental Championship, and says that he would be WWF Champion right now if it wasn't for him.

Jerry "The King" Lawler takes on "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels next week on Raw.

For only $16 plus shipping and handling, you can get the brand-new Shawn Michaels T-shirt...and get the special "Caged!" booklet absolutely free!

Diesel beats Sir Mo. Halfway through the match, Mabel shows up, but "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels keeps him from interfering. They spend the remainder of the match in their respective teammates' corners. After the match, Mabel attacks Diesel, but Shawn Michaels fights him off. Mabel ends up getting the better of HBK and hurts him, but Diesel makes the save before Mabel can do any more damage. Jerry "The King" Lawler finds humor in this and makes fun of the fact that he won't be 100% when he faces him next week. He tells Michaels that Mabel may not have finished the job, but he will. Officials have to keep Michaels away from Lawler as the show ends.

Monday, December 13, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 13, 1993

Jim Cornette replaces Bobby "The Brain" Heenan on commentary.

"The Macho Man" Randy Savage beats Fatu.

Todd Pettengill takes some time out of Raw to ask Jack Tunney to let "The Macho Man" Randy Savage and to ask the fans to vote "yes" on "Referendum M."

Lex Luger tells us to just say no to drugs.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Steve Smith and Jim Massenger. "Captain" Lou Albano scouts The Gunns during the match.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Todd Mata. Before the match, it is revealed that Razor Ramon's gold chains are in his briefcase.

Yokozuna has a nightmare where he plays Santa Claus in Central Park in New York City.

The Undertakers beats J.S. Storm. After the match, Storm is placed in a bodybag.

We see a medley of all the "Double J" Jeff Jarrett vignettes.

Ludvig Borga battles Tatanka next week on Raw.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats Tim McNeany with the Boston Crab.

Bret Hart beats The Brooklyn Brawler with the Sharpshooter.

Next week: Men on a Mission! Owen Hart! Jeff Jarrett debuts!

Monday, June 7, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for June 7, 1993

Shawn Michaels comes out, now with the WWF Intercontinental Championship around his waist again. The large man that helped him win it as his "insurance policy" accompanies him, and Shawn Michaels calls him his bodyguard. It is announced on commentary that Marty Jannetty lost the title last night in Albany, New York, and that Shawn Michaels won it with the help of his "insurance policy."

Shawn Michaels beats Russ Greenburg.

Shawn Michaels vs. Crush is now for the WWF Intercontinental Championship...but Michaels doesn't know this until "Mene Gene" mentions this. Michaels is ticked that he has to defend the title so soon, and won't allow him himself to be pushed into a corner so easily by anyone in the WWF.

Adam Bomb beats "El Matador" Tito Santana.

Tatanka, beats Peter Weeks.

"The King" Jerry Lawler comes out to verbally crap on the New York City crowd and announce that Yokozuna is his guest. After the break, Yokozuna comes out alongside Mr. Fuji. Fuji says that Yokozuna has eaten 15 to 20 meals a day, consisting of 30 pounds of rice and 100 pounds of meat, chicken and fish to grow to 550 pounds. Fuji wants to see Hulk Hogan suffer at King of the Ring, as does Yokozuna.

Irwin R. Schyster and Fatu beat Billy Gunn and Rick Steiner.

Next week on Raw: Marty Jannetty vs. Doink!

Vince McMahon interviews Razor Ramon at ringside. He plans to face The 1-2-3 Kid for $7,500. As for the King of the Ring tournament, he plans to make Bret "The Hit Man" Hart another grease spot on the mat.

Monday, March 1, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 1, 1993

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart retains the WWF Championship against Fatu with the Sharpshooter despite the dirty tactics from Afa and Samu. Throughout the episode, Rob Bartlett dresses as Elvis.

At Wrestlemania 9, Undertaker takes on Giant Gonzales, Tatanka takes on Shawn Michaels for the Intercontinental title, Mr. Perfect takes on "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart defends the WWF Championship against Yokozuna.

Vince McMahon interviews Crush live from Hawaii. He plans to crush Doink's head at WrestleMania 9.

Doink beats Koko B. Ware with the Stump Puller. "Elvis" interviews Doink after the match, and Doink hands him the present he came to the ring with: a small pie with a berry in it and a bigger pie to the face.

Vince McMahon interviews Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), and mentions James Robinson's retirement from American Express, saying Robinson is getting pocket change for his retirement package. As for The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake). all they've done to Money Inc. is cut their losses by taking Jimmy Hart away from them, and plan to prove how soft they are by putting the WWF World Tag Team Championships on the line at WrestleMania 9.

"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats P.J. Walker. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, who spouts praises for Luger while saying that "Elvis" is really George Steinbrenner. After the match, Luger makes fun of P.J. Walker's physique before slapping him to the ground.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Duane Gill and Barry Hardy.

Next week: Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) take on Virgil and "El Matador" Tito Santana! Also, Mr. Perfect takes on "The Model" Rick Martel!