Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Underground Sound - Lucha Underground recap for August 29, 2018

In the locker room, The Worldwide Underground (Johnny Mundo, Ricky Mundo) and "The Darewolf" PJ Black - all dressed in neon green - are getting ready for Mundo and Taya's wedding. Jack Evans shows up and says he will make XO Lishus kiss his ass until he says "no mass." As Mundo says that he and Taya will soon be the happiest couple in the world and PJ Black says that The Worldwide Underground has a surprise for him, Joey Mercury - known hereforth as "Joey Wrestling" - shows up dresses in a sleeveless lime green tuxedo, announcing that he is the best man. Ricky Mundo is bumped down to ring bearer as Mundo tells Joey that this is the best night of his life, then everyone including Ricky Mundo plays air guitar. Ricky gets his air guitar "taken away," then everyone else leaves as Ricky stays in the locker room. Rosa tells Ricky that she hopes he is keeping his vows...to her.

Famous B continues to announce the matches this week.

"The Savage" Jake Strong beats Drago with the ankle lock, then puts Drago in the hold again, this time with Drago's nunchaku. Aerostar runs to the ring to save Drago, but Strong withstands the attack, and Aerostar rolls out of the ring along with Drago.

XO Lishus beats Jack Evans in a No Más Match after Joey Ryan stops Evans from breaking XO Lishus' neck and Ivelisse pulls XO Lishus away from a knee to the throat on a steel chair. After the match, Joey Ryan has to Ivelisse and XO Lishus that he is on their side, and the three of them celebrate in the ring.

Backstage, Jack Evans crawls backstage, and Johnny Mundo refuses to even acknowledge Ricky Mundo as a friend after Joey Wrestling asks Johnny to calm down. When everyone else leaves, Rosa tells Ricky it is time to do the job she told him to do.

The wedding between Johnny Mundo and Taya commences. Famous B is the minister for this wedding, and says that if you call 423-GET-FAME, he can minister your wedding and even have Dr. Wagner Jr. and Texano Jr. attend for a small fee. "The Darewolf" P.J. Black and Joey Wrestling are best men, and they show up first with Johnny Mundo. Taya shows up with Cheerleader Melissa and The Beautiful Brenda, who are both bridesmaids of honor. Backstage, Ricky Mundo and Rosa are in the boiler room of the arena, and Rosa tells Ricky to give Johnny and Taya a wedding they will never forget. With a pair of bolt cutters, Ricky cuts a chain and opens a door, and on the other side of the door that they open is "The Monster" Matanza Cueto, who leaves the boiler room as soon as he finds out he is free.

The wedding between Johnny Mundo and Taya commences. When minister Famous B asks if anybody is against the marriage, Antonio Cueto suddenly shows up and tells Johnny that he did not come here to object to his marriage, and unlike his son Dario Cueto, he actually likes Johnny and Taya. He says that before the wedding becomes official, he wants to give a gift from his family to theirs. He then asks for the bell to be rung, but instead of an opponent, Antonio Cueto announces that there are tacos for everyone. He then congratulates Johnny and Taya on their wedding, then goes back into his office. Taya and Johnny exchange their vows, then the ring is presented. Ricky Mundo and Rosa show up and deliver the ring, then Famous B verbally disrespects Rosa and Johnny tells Ricky to get out of the ring. As Famous B delcares Johnny and Taya husband and wife, "The Monster" Matanza Cueto shows up and attacks everyone, making The Beautiful Brenda faint in the process and dumping Famous B out of his wheelchair by grabbing the wheelchair and turning it over. All the while, Ricky Mundo is seen laughing as Mantanza Cueto dumps Johnny over the top rope and into a table before hitting Wrath of the Gods on a busted open Taya and choke slamming her on the wedding cake.

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