The Uncivil War - The Results

Menace and AR Fox beat Rich Swann and "Reborn" Matt Sydal after miscommunication between Sydal and Swann.

Trevor Lee beats Myron Reed.

Nicole Pain beats Su Yung.

Before the next match, Eli Drake takes a microphone says he can't wait to quit wrestling, saying he hates Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan proceeds to rub baby oil all over himself before Eli Drake verbally berates the crowd for cheering him. Eli then says he will be cute himself, saying that if there is anybody who can beat Joey Ryan, it is him. He then interviews Joey Ryan's penis, asking it if it is suffering from stage fright from being in the ring with him and suffering from shrinkage. After further interviewing the penis and revealing that Joey Ryan's penis has enough tingle in his loins to face him, Joey Ryan takes the microphone away and says that is a misinterpretation of what "he" is trying to say, and that his dong wants Eli Drake to "touch his dick." (This actually happened.)

Eli Drake beats Joey Ryan after Joey Ryan's other blow pop ends up in the referee's mouth, allowing Eli Drake to hit the Gravy Train for the win.

Lynch Mob (Matt and Joey Lynch) beat The War Kings (Crimson and Jax Dane) with a surprise schoolkid pin by Joey Lynch to Crimson.

"The Business Killer" Lenny Stratton beats Eddie Edwards after an attempt to distract the referee with a shoe to hit Stratton with a Kendo stick fails when Stratton pins Edwards with a schoolkid pin.

Moose beats Sean Hoodrich by disqualification. During the match, Hoodrich hits the ring with a steel chair, hands the chair to Moose and lays down, but Moose wraps it around his neck and lays down. Moose ends up winning by disqualification.

Before the next match, Sami Callihan takes the microphone and shoves the ring announcer to the ground before announcing that being in Tennessee really grinds his gears, but Impact Wrestling knows he can fill the house because he is "The Draw." After telling the crowd to shut up numerous times, he says that since he makes Impact Wrestling a lot of money, they let him do whatever he wants, and he decides to make the match contested under "oVe Rules," where everything is legal, then says he will win the match and get back to Ohio before demanding his opponent show up.

Sami Callihan beats Matt Cross, then punches the referee out before grabbing a steel chair. Moose shows up before Sami does anything with the steel chair. He gets in the ring and hits Callihan with a Spear before dragging him to the corner for a Shooting Star Press from Cross to end the show.