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Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Underground Sound - Lucha Underground recap for May 11, 2016

In a YouTube exclusive uploaded one day before this week's episode, Fenix beats Jack Evans.



Dario Cueto heads to a bar and meets with the man who told Captain Vasquez to stop with the case on Dario Cueto. Cueto hands him some money, and the man says that his employer will be very pleased. Before Cueto can leave, the man insists he stay for a drink. Cueto has a beer while the other guy has a whiskey. The man tells Cueto that the police have a file open on him and that there may be somebody on the inside in the temple. He says that the temple is very important to his employer, and that his employer is going to show up personally to see it and that he has been waiting a very long time. He asks if Dario thought his brother Matanza would have all the fun before they drink their shots.

Joey Ryan beats Mr. Cisco and Cortez Castro in a triple threat match after grabbing Castro's tights to earn one of the seven ancient Aztec medallions.

Catrina and Mil Muertes are in Mil Muertes' lair. Catrina says she's waited 197 years for this moment, and knows that Mil Muertes went through hell before she freed him from Death's grip and made him more powerful than ever, and that it was all part of her plan. Tonight, she expects Mil Muertes to destroy Matanza Cueto, and that she hopes to give Matanza the Kiss of Death before he closes the coffin on Matanza and becomes Lucha Underground Champion again. Meanwhile, King Cuerno steps out from behind the latar, knowing what's going on.

Rey Mysterio Jr., Prince Puma and El Dragon Azteca Jr. retain the Lucha Underground Trios Championships against Ivelisse, Son of Havoc and Johnny Mundo. Taya attacks Ivelisse after the match after the two couldn't get along during it.

Matanza Cueto retains the Lucha Underground Championship against Mil Muertes in a Graver Consequences match. During the match, Matanza knocks Catrina unconscious and places her in a coffin along with the stone that holds Mil Muertes' power. As the coffin containing Mil Muertes is taken out of the erna, it is revealed that the hooded man at the back of the coffin is King Cuerno.

The mayor's aide gives the money - $50,000 in all - to his employer inside of a limousine. The inside of the limo gets darker, and says that Dario Cueto believes his brother Matanza Cueto is the most powerful being on earth, but says that's not true as his employer boasts that title, and he calls him "My lord." The last thing we see is a blue flame lighting a cigar.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Underground Sound - Lucha Underground recap for March 23, 2016

Before Lucha Underground went on the air tonight, El Rey Network uploaded a YouTube-exclusive four-way dance. At the start of this match, Catrina announced that the four participants - Joey Ryan, Mr. Cisco, Cortez Castro and Killshot - would be fighting for the last spot in Aztec Warfare. In the end, Joey Ryan would steal a victory from Killshot to go on to Aztec Warfare.



Pentagon Jr. tells Fenix that he's taking the Lucha Underground title. Catrina appears and says that his master may be teaching him the dark arts, but he doesn't know the darkness. We also find out that Pentagon Jr. is not in Aztec Warfare for putting his hands on Catrina. Pentagon Jr. doesn't care, as he only cares about doing his master's bidding and he has zero fear. Catrina says the only reason Pentagon Jr. has zero fear is that he does not know true fear. As for Fenix, Catrina tells him that Mil Muertes is taking the Lucha Underground title back. Catrina disappears, and both Fenix and Pentagon Jr. look at each other before they leave the locker room.

Famous B is seen watching Aztec Warfare from ringside, scouting the competition.

Rey Mysterio, Jr. makes his Lucha Underground debut in this match, coming in at #2. Dragon Azteca, Jr. debuts alongside him at #18. Argenis makes his return to the temple at #4, as does Mascarita Sagrada at #12 and Aerostar at #17.

When Joey Ryan shows up at #6, he handcuffs himself to the stands to keep himself from being eliminated. Famous B hands Ryan his business card, and Ryan also suffers some embarrassing abuse from the 19 other competitors.

Drago and Jack Evans' fight goes all over the temple, including the stands. It gets even more nuts when "The Darewolf" P.J. Black joins in.

When Mil Muertes shows up at #20, he is attacked from behind with a steel chair by Pentagon Jr. This leads to his eventual elimination, and Catrina slaps Vampiro for being in the temple as she tells him to get out.

After Mil Muertes is eliminated, the countdown clock runs one more time, and Matt Stryker chalks it up to a technical glitch. When it hits zero, however, Dario Cueto returns to reclaim his temple. He then introduces Entrant #21: his brother, Matanza Cueto. The beast - Dario Cueto's own brother - is finally unleashed on Lucha Underground...and Fenix is the first person he eliminates. He also frees Joey Ryan from the stands before he eliminates him as well. Everyone seemingly lines up to be slaughtered as Matanza eliminates all comers to become the new Lucha Underground Champion.

#1: Fenix (eliminated 12th by Matanza Cueto)
#2: Rey Mysterio (eliminated 20th by Matanza Cueto)
#3: King Cuerno (eliminated 2nd by Rey Mysterio with an armbar submission)
#4: Argenis (eliminated 1st by Rey Mysterio)
#5: Johnny Mundo (eliminated 3rd by Prince Puma)
#6: Joey Ryan (eliminated 16th by Matanza Cueto)
#7: Prince Puma (eliminated 19th by Matanza Cueto)
#8: Jack "Dragonslayer" Evans (eliminated 8th/9th by Aerostar)
#9: Taya (eliminated 7th by Prince Puma)
#10: Cage (eliminated 6th by Taya after a cinder block shot to the head from Johnny Mundo)
#11: Mascarita Sagrada (eliminated 5th by Chavo Guerrero, Jr. with the Camel Clutch)
#12: Marty "The Moth" Martinez (eliminated 4th by Mascarita Sagrada and Rey Mysterio)
#13: Drago (eliminated 8th/9th by "The Darewolf" P.J. Black)
#14: The Mack (eliminated 13th by Matanza Cueto)
#15: Chavo Guerrero, Jr. (eliminated 18th by Matanza Cueto)
#16: "The Darewolf" P.J. Black (eliminated 10th by Texano)
#17: Aerostar (eliminated 14th by Matanza Cueto)
#18: Dragon Azteca, Jr. (eliminated 17th by Matanza Cueto)
#19: Texano (eliminated 15th by Matanza Cueto)
#20: Mil Muertes (eliminated 11th by Pentagon Jr., Prince Puma and Rey Mysterio)
#21: "The Monster" Matanza Cueto (winner and new Lucha Underground Champion)



Here are the highlights from tonight's show!

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Underground Sound - Lucha Underground recap for May 6, 2015

Dario Cueto is going over the roster when Johnny Mundo and Alberto El Patron walk into his office. Mundo and El Patron fight over who should have a shot at the Lucha Underground title, but agree that Hernandez is not worthy of it, either. Cueto meets them halfway and puts them in a match against each other, and the winner gets to take on Hernandez next week to decide a #1 contender again.

Cortez Castro and Mr. Cisco beat Angelico and Son of Havoc.

The man who attacked Texano is in Dario Cueto's office...and turns out Dario Cueto knows him. This man likes to inflict violence as much as Cueto likes to watch it. He wants to compete in the temple, to the surprise of Cueto, and he puts him in the next match.

Konnan confronts Hernandez for his recent actions towards Prince Puma. Dario Cueto loves what's going on, but tells Hernandez he'll have to face the winner of Johnny Mundo vs. Alberto El Patron. He also hopes Hernandez and Prince Puma can hold a  truce for one night, and puts them in a tag team match against Cage and King Cuerno.

The man we saw attack Texano is "The Golden Warrior" Delavan Daivari. Not surprisingly, his opponent is Texano, and the match de-evolves into a short brawl between the two men. The match is over before it can even start.

Cage and King Cuerno beat Prince Puma and Hernandez after the truce between Hernandez and Puma completely breaks down, and Hernandez attacks Puma before leaving him high and dry.

It appears Black Lotus has more training to do...

Alberto El Patron beats Johnny Mundo to earn the right to face Hernandez next week.



Mil Muertes is back...

Here are the highlights from tonight's show!

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Underground Sound - Lucha Underground recap for January 28, 2015

The show begins with Cage training backstage. Dario Cueto is impressed with his aggressiveness, and and when he tells Cage that Prince Puma is defending the Lucha Underground title against him tonight, Cage tells him Puma's losing the title tonight, because he's a machine. Dario Cueto says "We'll see."

Fenix gets a surprise victory against Mil Muertes by executing an inside cradle after Mil Muertes hits a top rope superplex.

We see more of what makes Cage tick as we see him fight off three men in the streets, with foreign objects such as beer bottles and wooden crates having absolutely no effect on him.

Bael, Cortez Castro and Mr. Cisco beat Aerostar, Argenis and Super Fly in a well-received six-man tag match.



Vampiro interviews Konnan and Prince Puma. Konnan does all the speaking, bragging about how Puma won the Aztec Warfare battle royal and talks about Cage attacking Puma from behind. He says that Cage will end up in the hospital, and that while Cage has brawn, he lacks brains. At this point, Vampiro is ticked off with Konnan for shooting his mouth off and not letting Puma speak, and the two almost come to blows. Prince Puma has to break the potential brawl up.

Prince Puma retains the Lucha Underground Championship by disqualification against Cage after Cage pushes the referee and kicks Puma in the crotch in plain sight of the referee. After the bell has rung, Konnan tries to save Prince Puma by hitting Cage with his cane, but Cage demolishes Konnan and hits him with the Lucha Underground title before ripping the title in half. Konnan is bleeding from his forehead as Cage flexes for the crowd to flaunt his physical dominance. Officials have to help Konnan as Puma looks at his now torn title.



The mystery woman we've seen since the show's premiere confronts Dario Cueto. She's looking for somebody by the name of "Matanza." Dario Cueto knows nothing about this "Matanza," and the mystery woman disappears as quickly as she arrived, like the wind.

Here are the highlights from tonight's show!

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Underground Sound - Lucha Underground recap for January 21, 2015

Cortez Castro and Mr. Cisco beat Pimpinella Escarlata and Mascarita Sagrada. After the match, Big Ryck, who has been watching the match, makes it clear that he's going after the Lucha Underground Championship and will crush anyone for it, including his own men. Castro, Mr. Cisco and Bael take offense to this and turn on him, attacking him from behind and burning him in the eye with his own cigar, before walking into Dario Cueto's office.



Dario Cueto pays Mr. Cisco, Castro Cortez, and Bael under the table for turning on Big Ryck.

Vampiro interviews Cage. Cage says he doesn't give care what anybody thinks of him, and he isn't going to wait his turn to take the Lucha Underground Championship.

Pentagon Jr. beats Super Fly. After the match, Pentagon Jr. calls Chavo Guerrero "a fraud," and says there is somebody willing to join forces with him when Chavo left him high and dry.

Sexy Star beats El Mariacho Loco.



King Cuerno beats Drago in a Last Luchador Standing match after tying Drago up with some rope in the corner. After the match, Cuerno places the deer head from his entrance attire on top of Drago's head.



Here are the highlights for tonight's show!