Friday, October 1, 2021

They're On A Rampage - Rampage recap for October 1, 2021

"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson beats Nick Jackson with the Cattle Mutilation. After the match, Christian Cage, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus show up as The Elite check on Nick Jackson to check on Danielson. The Elite confront them, and this leads to a brawl where Christian, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus come out on top. As Jungle Boy has Adam Cole in the Snare Trap, Danielson puts Kenny Omega in the Lebell Lock, and Cole and Omega tap.



We hear from Powerhouse Hobbs and Hook. Hobbs says the FTW Champion "Absolute" Ricky Starks has a special message for "The Machine" Brian Cage. We then see a video package where Ricky Starks says he and Brian Cage are not the same and that Cage cannot compete with him because there is a serious gap between them. He says he is sick of the narrative that Cage can whup anyone because he is bigger. He says that he will not let a "cornball" like Cage put him, and says that this is the absolute truth.



We hear from CM Punk, who says he views himself as a five-tool player and that he had the experience advantage over Powerhouse Hobbs. He says that it is is starting to settle in that are people are happy he is back. He says that it will soon be time to get down to business, as he has a target on business, as he would rather take too big a bite and choke on greatness than starve on mediocrity. and that he will put anyone who steps up to him to sleep.



Jade Cargill beats Thunder Rosa and "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose after hitting Thunder Rosa with multiple chair shots after Thunder Rosa puts Nyla Rose through a table.



We hear from Malakai Black, who says that Cody Rhodes still won't do what is absolute necessary, and says that his black mist came from the heart and hopes that it seeped into every fiber of Cody and festered. He says that he has grown weary of The Nightmare Family and that there are plenty of people who kneed to know the truth and plenty of souls who need to be collected.

We hear from Sammy Guevara, who says that everyone is coming for him and the TNT Championship, and says that Bobby Fish is the first person he is going to send straight to Hell.

Mark Henry interviews Orange Cassidy, Jack Evans and Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy says his and Jack Evans' mood is great, then says it is Jack Evans' idea and that Jack Evans will not lose. Orange Cassidy simply says he will not lose after figuring out what is going on.

Orange Cassidy beats Jack Evans in a hair vs. hair match after The Hardy Family Office is outnumbered by the rest of Best Friends (Chuck Taylor, Wheeler Yuta, Kris Statlander) and The Dark Order. After the match, The Dark Order beat up Angelica when he tries to storm the ring, and Matt Hardy retreats after telling Jack Evans that getting his hair cut is for the greater good. Orange Cassidy then cuts some of Evans' hair. The show ends with Wheeler Yuta and Chuck Taylor cutting Jack Evans with a barber's razor and -1 waring a mustache on his mask as everyone takes part in the group hug.

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