Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
"Main Evant" Evan Daniels retains the UWN Television Championship against Fidel Bravo despite Bravo getting his foot on the rope between two and three during the pinfall attempt.
Jordan Castle is in the ring. Jordan Castle brags about how "One in a Million" Maximilien defeated "Poppin'" EJ Sparks to become Heritage Champion, then offers a chance to the fans to earn $10,000. He then places emphasis on the word "earn" by opening up a $10,000 Body Slam Challenge, with anyone who is able to body slam Maximilien earning the $10,000. Maximilien makes his way to the ring, and the crowd chants "Maxi Pad" before allowing a man in the crowd to body slam only to get slammed himself. A slightly bigger man shows up and nearly does it before he also gets slammed. Jordan Castle says nobody has what it takes to match Maximilien before Mathias shows up. Maximilien dismisses Mathias on his way to the ring before he promises to take the money and the title and nearly slams Maximilien before Jordan Castle makes the save.
Delirium (Slade and McCalleon) are coming to Sunday Night Slam on April 5th!
We hear from TMDK (Shane Haste and Mikey Nicholls). Mikey Nicholls says they are often imitated and never duplicated, and Shane Haste warns Transcendence (Damian Desire and Bryce Saturn) to be ready because they will go right through them.
Dom Kubrick gets an upset win against Danny Limelight despite the constant interference on the outside from Slice Boogie.
TMDK (Shane Haste and Mikey Nicholls) beat Transcendence (Damian Desire and Bryce Saturn).
"The Protostar" Kyle Fletcher retains the TNT Championship against Robbie Eagles.
We hear from Jon Moxley, who says that Will Ospreay is back in the game and has some intense feelings, one of which is wanting to break his neck with his bare hands. Moxley says Ospreay was put in time out for a reason, but Ospreay will not get it. He hopes Ospreay will stay out of trouble, but he knows Ospreay will end up back in the hospital. PAC, who is in the background, says he was not there when Ospreay was injured, then admits they have never gotten on and that he always knew Ospreay was "a prick." He says that if Ospreay wants to take this path once again, all he has to do is ask, and he will be there, grateful for the opportunity to get his mitts around his neck.
La Faccion Ingobernable (Rush, Dralistico, The Beast Mortos) beats Dom Kubrick, Lucas Riley and Alpha Zo in a trios match.
Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews "The Toxic Spider" Thekla. She says that whatever happened to "Timeless" Toni Storm is a real tragedy, then breaks out into laughter and says she had everything to do with it. She says that Toni wanted her title back, and while she is timeless, she is not toxic, and she took herself out after seeing what happened to Kris Statlander because she could not handle her. Thekla says the Women's World Championship is nobody's title but hers, and tells the rest of the locker room to fake their own deaths, as the reality is so much worse.
The Brawling Birds (Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor) beat Sisters of Sin (Julia Hart and Skye Blue).
Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Brody King. Brody says he owes Kenny Omega for the save, and says that this far from over after Kenny Omega wipes the floor with Swerve Strickland. He then proclaims that until then, the hunt for championship gold continues.
The Death Riders (Claudio Castagnoli and Daniel Garcia) beat Komander and Mascara Dorada.
Chris Jericho guests on commentary for the next match.
PAC beats Rocky "Azucar" Romero with the Brutalizer. After the match, PAC is met by The Lucha Brothers (Penta el Zero Miedo and Rey Fenix) and Alex Abrahantes on the stage, then PAC tells The Bang Bang Bang ("Switchblade" Jay White, Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn) that they have no problem accepting their challenge and that they will see them at Collision and Double or Nothing. Chris Jericho and Big Bill, who have been at the commentary table for this match, then stand up, and Jericho mentions his FTW Championship match against Hook and Katsuyori Shibata, which he says will be contested under "For The World Rules" and admits will be hard, even though he is ready for it. He says that Shibata and Hook have learned much from him, but he has beaten both of them despite how tough they both are. Shibata then shows up and fights Big Bill at the ramp, and both men fight their way to the back. Meanwhile, Jericho is choked out by Hook at the barricade, who has Jericho in Redrum before beating up in the crowd while security try to pull both men apart. Jericho and Hook soon brawl their way to the back.
Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Hook and Katsuyori Shibata. Hook says he is only on his own page, and no matter who stands in front of him, he is getting the FTW Championship back. Suddenly, Samoa Joe shows up, and Hook tells him he should be worried about getting his own title back. Joe says he is concerned and that this is why he stacks bodies every week. He says that he saw something special in Hook and that he knows what Shibata is capable of. Joe tells Hook he has an ally in getting his championship back, and he will do it when the crown gets too large for Swerve Strickland's head. He also says that Hook and Shibata have not learned anything from Shibata and that they need to get it together. Hook says he will see Shibata Sunday, then leaves. Shibata then says he will see Carrot Top after he wins the FTW Championship.
"Daddy Magic" Matt Menard guests on commentary for the next match as well as for the rest of the show.
Samoa Joe beats Dom Kubrick.
Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews "The Virtuousa" Deonna Purrazzo. Deonna references Thunder Rosa mentioning that she has ducked her and that she expected more of her before attacking her twice, and as far as a time and place go, they will do it when the odds are even and the lights shine brightest at the Double or Nothing Buy-In.
Rush beats Isiah Kassidy.
Backstage, Bishop Kaun states that The Mogul Embassy is dead and that they killed it, and that they are back to their winning ways. "The Machine" Brian Cage says he got the win last week, and that no matter who they face, there is nobody better than them and Toa Liona.
We hear from "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who says it is Golden Standard Time and that he will become champion, and that The Bodega ("King FatBoy" Papo Esco and Slice Boogie) is the only reason Limelight is champion. He says he will do what he should have done a long time ago and put The Bodega behind bars. We then hear from Danny Limelight, who says that Clearwater is really "gold-plated" and that he is the real champion with the real gold because he stayed true to United Wrestling Network and put in the work. He says Clearwater is just a dictator with "little strudel syndrome" who he will finish off for good.
Halston Boddy guests on commentary for the next match.
Sledge beats Dom Kubrick to qualify for the Golden Opportunity Match.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews TMZ (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito). Che Cabrera says the world tag titles are spoken for by him and Bad Dude Tito, and Tito warns Danny Limelight that he is not safe and that he will be the next United World Champion at Golden Opportunity.
Rocco Bellagio vs. Danny Limelight for the United World Championship at Derby Championship Wrestling is this week's featured match.
Danny Limelight retains the United World Championship against "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater in a lumberjack match after rolling Clearwater up as he tries to escape the sleeper.
The show starts with UWN representative Jonny Loquasto addressing the fans, who is about to announce the next contender for the United World Championship, and introducing United World Champion Danny Limelight. Limelight wants to know who his next challenger, then Loquasto mentions that Limelight has had a laundry list of competitors that he has put down before announcing he will be defending against "Filthy" Tom Lawlor in two weeks. Lawlor shows up and says he has faced the best and has also had history with Limelight, then says that the two of them are not the same, as while Limelight might have fought some of the best, he has not fought him. He then says that in two weeks, the United World Championship is coming home where it belongs, and Limelight responds by saying he knew he was here for his title, and while Lawlor is one of the best fighters in the world, they are not in New Japan. Limelight then says that he is the face of the United Wrestling Network and that he will put Tom Lawlor out.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Halston Boddy, who says that he already has "La Mariposa" Dom Kubrick's attention and is dancing around in his head rent-free. Boddy says that Kubrick fears success and that he cannot make it to the top by himself, and that he needs a small army. Boddy then asks Kubrick to join The Boddy Shop - now known as Prism - and tells him that he is a forgiving mood, then tells him that when he makes that decision, he can either help him or hurt him.
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks beats "La Mariposa" Dom Kubrick.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto meets with "Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who hands him the contract for his rematch clause, and tells him that there is a stipulation in the contract that ensures that his match is a fair fight. Loquasto says he will look into it, then tells him that he will be facing Invictus Khash. Clearwater says Invictus Khash is "washed up" and "old news" while he runs the market and sets the standard.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against Ju Dizz and Jordan Cruz after Cruz gets on his feet while Banning has him in the guillotine choke and stacks him up on top of Ju Dizz. With both of Ju Dizz's shoulders down and the body-to-body contact between Banning and Ju Dizz, despite it being facilitated by Cruz, causes Banning to retain the championship. After the match, Jordan Cruz attacks Ju Dizz and blames him for the loss.
The Institution ("Benevolent" Jack Banning, Honest, Divine, Savanna Stone) heads to the ring to start this week's show. Jack Banning says he would love to say that the United Television Championship is a culmination of hard work, then admits that he got it because he outsmarted all of his opponents as well as the United Wrestling Network. He says that he has been held back since showing up in the United Wrestling Network and that The Institution has been censored to look like the bad guys, and that he has been kept from opportunities that he has deserved. He says that all that matters is that if someone makes money and is marketable and well-liked, and that pandering to people got him nowhere. He says that he and The Institution have elevated each other and that they are getting their time back. He says that he was never popular or marketable and never made any money for the company, and that when he won the United Television titles, all the red flags went off and the sponsors complained. Banning says that the company has sicked Willie Mack on him because they are panicking, and that he needs this title that Willie Mack never won. He states that Championship Wrestling will be presented by The Institution and that their message will be televised.
Savanna Stone beats Mylo.
Backstage, Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) meet with Jonny Loquasto over TMDK (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) getting a tag team title match before them. Loquasto mentions their eight-man tag victory, but that TMDK got the pin and that Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster the Legend) are still owed a title rematch. Loquasto tells Beef Candy that in two weeks, they will face Reno Scum one more time, and if they can beat them, they will be guaranteed a tag team title match.
Final Destination (Charles "R-Three" Cassus, Bryce Saturn, Evan Daniels) beat Guy Cool and 24K (Michael Hopkins and Miggy Rose).
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie. Slice Boogie reminds Danny Limelight that he had to help him with Talos in order for him to win the United World Championship and that they failed to help Papo Esco, and says Danny Limelight has forgotten where he came from before leaving. Danny Limelight says Slice Boogie is fine and that injuries change people, and that he will put Zicky Dice down.
Levi Shapiro beats Dom Kubrick after Halston Boddy distracts the referee as he approaches Shapiro on the outside so that Sledge can take Kubrick out with a lariat.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Kevin Martenson, who says that he barely survived the fight of his life against B-Boy and that he is still feeling it from that match, and that he is still accepting challenges for the United Heritage Championship. Suddenly, Charles "R-Three" Cassus attacks Martenson from behind and looks at the United Heritage title.
Che Cabrera guests on commentary for the next match.
TMDK ("Hysterical" Shane Haste and Bad Dude Tito) beat The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) to become the United World Tag Team Champions after Che Cabrera stops Eddie Pearl from using one of the tag team title belts as a weapon and takes it away only for Gibson to inadvertently knock Pearl off the apron and head-first into the title belt.
Zeda Zhang beats Savanna Stone by disqualification after Halston Boddy shows up and distracts the referee to hand Savanna a billy club only to attack Zeda Zhang so much that the ref sees it and disqualifies Savanna. After the match, The Institution ("Benevolent" Jack Banning, Honest, Divine) shows up and outstretch their hands towards Savanna Stone. Savanna walks up to Jack Banning, much to the surprise of Halston Boddy, and leaves with The Institution.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Danny Limelight. Danny says he likes to have a good time, but the partying and the women and the cars come second to being United World Champion, and after Zicky Dice attacked him from behind like a coward, he has no problem beating him down.
24K (Miggy Rose and Michael Hopkins) beats Jason Levi and James Brady. After the match, Guy Cool shows up liking what he sees. Michael Hopkins is interested in what Guy Cool wants to propose, but Miggy Rose is reluctant.
"La Mariposa" Dom Kubrick beats Big Hoss after Halston Boddy shows up and distracts Big Hoss and the referee only for Sledge to attack Big Hoss from behind. After the match, Sledge leaves with Halston Boddy.
Backstage, Guy Cool offers his managerial services to 24K (Miggy Rose and Michael Hopkins). Michael Hopkins tells Miggy Rose this is the push that they need, but Miggy Rose says they have been on a winning streak lately. Hopkins says he trust Guy Cool, and Miggy says he trust Hopkins, and they accept.
Jonny Loquasto announces that Bad Dude Tito is next in line for the United World Championship before plaing a career retrospective of Bad Dude Tito's best moments in the United Wrestling Network.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Charles "R-Three" Cassus and Final Destination (Evan Daniels and Bryce Saturn). R-Three says his chapter with "Pretty" Peter Avalon, and Evan Daniels states that they will take down everyone else. Bryce Saturn says that they have shown everyone what they are made off. Daniels says they have reached their final destionation, and Saturn says they are just getting started.
Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) and The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) beat The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) and The Institution (Divine and Honest) in an eight-man tag match. After the match, Beef Candy and The Wolf Zaddies have a shoving match and mess with each other.
Jordan Cruz guests on commentary for the next match.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning beats Dom Kubrick with a guillotine choke.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto meets with Guy Tweakacetti, who has a much different look and calls himself Guy Cool. After Guy Cool says that The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) are elsewhere, Papo Esco shows up wanting to finish business with Guy Cool, saying that Guy Cool's new name, look and demeanor is not fooling anybody. Johnny Loquasto makes the match happen, and it is up next.
Slice Boogie guests on commentary for the next match.
"King FatBoy" Papo Esco beats Guy Cool.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Danny Limelight. Limelight says his doors are open for anybody who wants to face him and that the United World Championship solidifies who he is. He says he will put down anyone who faces him, and tells Eddie Kingston he will put him down before moving on to the next challenger.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Unbreakable" Savanna Stone. Savanna says Johnnie Robbie's "hero act" does not fool her and says that she runs this company. She says Johnnie is still breathing because she allows it, and that she has a surprise for her tonight.
"Unbreakable" Savanna Stone beats Johnnie Robbie after Halston Boddy shows up and distracts the referee so that El Primohenio Tribeca can give Savanna Stone a weapon to strike Johnnie Robbie with and get the win.
Jonny Loquasto is in the ring. He announces that "Pretty" Peter Avalon has accepted Charles "R-Three" Cassius' challenge and that they will battle in a grudge match at Red Carpet Rumble. Jonny Loquasto is in the ring. He announces that "Pretty" Peter Avalon has accepted Charles "R-Three" Cassius' challenge and that they will battle in a grudge match at Red Carpet Rumble. He also announces that Joey Janela, Davey Richards, Capt. Shawn Dean, Alexander Hammerstone, Willie Mack, Bad Dude Tito, Ortiz and Eddie Kingston will also be at the event.
"BHK" Kevin Martenson retains the United Heritage Championship against Ju Dizz. During the match, it is announced that the winner of the match will defend the title against Davey Richards at Red Carpet Rumble. Both men shake hands after the match.
Before the next match, "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater and Invictus Khash are in the ring. Clearwater demands respect from the fans, then says that he is usually all smiles, but today, he is pissed off because he has to be out here wasting his time with idiots and "those fools Ray Jackoff and his dumb personal trainer." He then challenges Raymond Jazikoff to face Invictus Khash man-to-man. Afterwards, it is announced that James Kincaid is back at the commentary table after being attacked by "Benevolent" Jack Banning.
Invictus Khash beats Ray Jazikoff with the Fujiwara arm bar. During the match, "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater grabs Mike Goga and throws him into the ring post, distracting Jazikoff and allowing Invictus Khash to get the win, even as Jazikoff breaks the hold only for Khash to lock it in again.
Backstage, Johnny Loquasto talks with "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. Dice says he has been getting more attention ever since he won the Heritage Championship and that he is letting anyone win it from him. Suddenly, Kevin Masterson pops up from underneath, taps the front plate of the Heritage title, says "Mine," then sinks back down. Zicky Dice asks "Was that Jesus?" Loquasto replies, "More athletic."
Johnny Loquasto is beseiged backstage by Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon), who want a proper tag team title rematch. Loquasto says they had it, but Beef Candy says their opponents have been cheating as of late and that they have recently defeated Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster the Legend) clean. Loquasto tells Beef Candy that in a couple of weeks, they will face TMDK (Shane Haste, Mikey Nichols, JONAH, Bad Dude Tito), and if they can beat TMDK, they will be guaranteed a tag team title shot.
Vipress beats Mylo with the Sidewinder.
Jordan Cruz retains the United Television Championship against Dom Kubrick. After the match, "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up on the stage and claps.
El Primohenio Tribeca beats Lord Crewe by count-out after Crewe leaves the ring and lets himself be counted out, much to the satisfaction of Halston Boddy as well as Crewe, who is heard saying "You wanted this." As per pre-match stipulation, El Primohenio Tribeca now has Halston Boddy has his manager. Primohenio is confused after the match.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Danny Limelight. Limelight says he has been facing the best of the best and that they just keep coming, and that he will put Alan Angels out just like the rest, as he has his eyes on the United World Championship and The Bodega (Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) will put an end to The Embassy's (Prince Nana, "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, Invictus Khash, Talos) tactics as he takes what "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater loves most: the gold.
Michael Hopkins and Miggy Rose - now known as "24K" - beat Agents of Chaos (Bryce Saturn and Charles "R-Three" Cassus).
Backstage, Jordan Cruz meets with Ju Dizz and says he is a big fan of his, then says that he hopes Ju Dizz gives "Benevolent" Jack Banning what he deserves.
Big Hoss beats El Primohenio Tribeca.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon). Slade says they deserve respect, and McCalleon says they are losing before all the other teams are cheating. He then says that if the other teams want to play dirty, they also know a thing or two about playing dirty.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews El Primohenio Tribeca, then Halston Boddy shows up and says Primohenio's win against Lord Crewe is a fluke thanks to Dom Kubrick, and says that he should go for a rematch. Primohenio says he knows how to get over in Championship Wrestling, and says he will have the rematch on one condition: if he wins, Halston Boddy becomes his manager. Halston Boddy accepts and says he can make his dreams come true.
Dom Kubrick beats "Mr. Attitude" James Brady.
Howdy Price and Levi Shapiro meet with their new apprentice, who is impatient and wanting Lord Crewe. Levi Shapiro tells him once again and there are levels to this, and Howdy gives him the option of either heading to the next town or staying with them where the money is.The man says he cannot wait, but Howdy Price and Levi Shapiro have him follow them to the back as they have something for him to do today.
Bateman beats "The New Age Punisher" B-Boy.
The show ends with "Poppin'" EJ Sparks vs. Adriel Noctis vs. Ju Dizz from Primetime Live.
Dustin Daniels vs. El Primohenio Tribeca ends with Lord Crewe showing up and hitting both men with Earth Shatter. Afterwards, Halston Boddy says Lord Crewe is still undefeated and has not even been pinned once, and that he deserves all the ring time because there is not a soul who can stop him.
We hear from Johnny LoQuasto, who thanks the fans for their support during the Golden Opportunity Tournament when "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up. Jack Banning says Danny Limelight may have won the tournament, but he does not remember getting pinned or tapping out, but he did what he set out to do: make his moments and leave a mark on the United Wrestling Network. Suddenly, Ju Dizz shows up and says he will leave a mark on Banning's face, then dares him to face him one-on-one without The Institution (Banning, Hunter Freeman, Brendan Divine, Honest John) after sticking their nose in his business. Jack Banning says they have no history and that he started this war, and that he had no reason not to accept his invitation into The Institution. Banning says he will only accept his challenge if he can beat the other members of The Institution first, and LoQuasto makes this challenge and stipulation official. Ju Dizz tells Banning to be ready to line them up so he can knock them down, and Banning simply laughs.
Honest John - now known as just "Honest" - beats "Mr. Attitude" James Grady.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Howdy Price and Levi Shapiro. Howdy Price says that everyone is haunted by past choices and that it was not their time then and was not their time at Golden Opportunity, then asks what time is when one is timeless. Shapiro says he is back and has gone back to his winning ways, and that he will taste United gold in the near future.
"Timeless" Levi Shapiro beats Vinnie Massaro.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) and Guy Tweakacetti. Gibson says it feels good to be back on top of the mountain again, and that Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) has made it easy for them to get back on top when Beef Candy shows up. Beef Candy shows up and confronts Midnight Heat, and Johnny LoQuasto steps in, stating that he is disgusted with how the title changed hands and that Beef Candy is obligated to a tag team title match before putting both teams in a tag team title match this week before telling both teams to "actually wrestle" and telling Guy Tweakacetti that security will be checking his pockets from here on out.
Lord Crewe quickly beats Jason Levi.
Backstage, we hear from Dom Kubrick, who calls out Lord Crewe and Halston Boddy, saying that he is coming for his revenge and that he will get it when they least expect it. He then zips up his hoodie and puts his hood up.
The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) retain the United World Tag Team Championships against Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) after Guy Tweakacetti grabs Richie Slade's ankles from the outside and sprays something into Slade's eyes.
Danny Limelight beats Slice Boogie with a roll-up to counter the Statue of Misery followed by a grabbing of the tights to qualify for the Golden Opportunity.
Alex Gracia and Savanna Stone beat Mylo and Johnnie Robbie.
Megan Harmon interviews The Institution ("Benevolent" Jack Banning, Hunter Freeman, Brendan Divine, Honest John). Jack Banning says his Golden Opportunity qualifier is behind them and his hand has been raised, and he plans to take the United World title and use its power to spread their message. He says that with the power and reach of the United World Championship, eyes will be on them, ears will be opened and The Institution will take over everyone's living rooms and spread the truth.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews The Embassy (Prince Nana, Invictus Khash, Jordan Clearwater). Prince Nana says he told everyone that a new member of The Embassy would be walking through the curtain, and Jordan Clearwater admits he has been seeing offers from all over the world. He says that everyone all over the world wants his championship, but The Embassy's offer is the most lucrative even as he wants big money matches. He also tells Frankie Kazarian to go ask Chris Dickinson how facing him worked out for him. Clearwater also states that Kazarian will soon find out that he is not just king of California, but king of the entire world.
Before the next match, Dom Kubrick hits Lord Crewe with a springboard drop kick from behind, then punches Halston Boddy in the face.
Lord Crewe quickly Dom Kubrick despite Kubruck getting the jump on him before the match.
Backstage, Jack Famer interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. Zicky Dice - who is running on no sleep - asks who wants to be embarrassed next after he has proven he is the best United Heritage Champion of all time, then a representative shows up and says EJ Sparks deserves another shot at the Heritage Championship. At Golden Opportunity, EJ Sparks will have a rematch against Zicky Dice with the United Heritage Championship on the line. He also tells Zicky Dice to get some rest.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater retains the United World Championship against Frankie Kazarian after Kazarian rolls Clearwater up only for Clearwater to push Kazarian forward and into a title belt shot by Prince Nana from the outside.
The Institution (Jack Banning, Hunter Freeman, Brendan Divine, Honest John) beat Big Hoss, Miggy Rose, Michael Hopkins and Dom Kubrick in an eight-man tag match.
Backstage, Jack Famer interviews "Poppin'" EJ Sparks, who says that he is excited to take on "Outlandish" Zicky Dice and prove he is more than capable of handling United Wrestling Network gold.
Jordan Cruz beats Vinnie Massaro.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews JD Drake, who says that the Television Championship means as much as, if not more than, the World Championship where he comes from and that it carries a different stigma than anything else on the planet. He says that the men he grew up with fought for the telvision title more than anything and that he will take Papo Esco back in time in their match, as the Television Championship is made for workhorses.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats "Poppin'" EJ Sparks by disqualification after Zicky Dice puts the referee in front of him to block the Roundhouse Rhythm. When EJ Sparks checks on the referee, the referee disqualifies him.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews The Bodega (Danny Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie). After Danny Limelight says that he will take on anyone from anywhere, a representative from United Wrestling Network shows up and says Danny has proven one of the biggest stars on offer. He then puts Danny in a Golden Opportunity qualifier against Slice Boogie, much to the bewilderment of The Bodega. He then puts Danny in a Golden Opportunity qualifier against Slice Boogie, much to the bewilderment of The Bodega. Papo Esco says somebody has to get the gold in order to prove that The Bodega is the hottest thing ever.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Frankie Kazarian, who says that he had not been in a good mood and that "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater has not helped. He says it is better for California to have no king than to have a bad one. Kazarian says he has been twenty-four years of blood, sweat and tears and that when Jordan Clearwater goes one-on-one with him, he will freeze up "like Windows 95." He says that while Clearwater will still be "The Golden Boy," he will be the better man.
"Timeless" Levi Shapiro beats Ju Dizz to qualify for the Golden Opportunity despite Honest John distracting the referee.
"King FatBoy" Papo Esco retains the United Television Championship against JD Drake, who gets his shoulder up too late. After the match, Drake says he got his shoulder up in time, but nevertheless, he places the United Television Championship on Papo Esco's shoulder.
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks beats "La Mariposa" Dom Kubrick after Halson Boddy shows up and distracts Kubrick.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Bateman, who says that time is running around and he wants the United World Champion, and Ray Rosas is his way. He says that his exit from the United Wrestling Network was orchestrated by Rosas, and toight, he gets revenge.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning beats Koto Hiro with a guillotine choke.
Backstage, Brandon Peete interviews "Outlandish Zicky Dice, who has no regrets over how he kept the Heritage Championship and that he is an honest champion, then Danny Limelight and "King FatBoy" Papo Esco show up. Danny Limelight says that he worked hard to become #1 contender only for Zicky Dice to cut in line. Zicky Dice challenges Danny and Papo Esco to a tag team match against him and a mystery partner of his choosing, and Danny says he wants a title shot if he wins. Zicky says they have a deal.
Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) retain the United World Tag Team Championships against Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster the Legend). After the match, both teams brawl, and The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) and The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) also get involved. Multiple referees have to break the brawl up.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews Ray Rosas, who says that he is trying to move on after getting rid of "Pretty" Peter Avalon and is going to become World Champion, and it will start with him beating Bateman.
"Timeless" Levi Shapiro beats Vinnie Massaro.
Ray Rosas beats Bateman to advance to the Golden Opportunity.
"The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson retains the United World Championship against Willie Mack with a roll-up. After the match, Jordan Clearwater shows up with another referee and attacks Dickinson, then tells the referee to ring the bell. Clearwater cashes in his Red Carpet Rumble victory, and another title match begins. Clearwater is soon able to hit the Midas Touch to become the new United World Champion.
Lord Crewe beats Koto Hiro.
Backstage, Delilah Doom, Mylo and Johnnie Robbie are met by Howdy Price, who says that he is looking for new talent and asks if they are in the market for a manager, despite having only one business card - which Johnnie takes a picture of - and a 1-900 number. Delilah, Mylo and Johnnie entertain the idea after Howdy leaves.
AJ Mana bets "AMF" Alejandro Mauricio Fernandez by submission with a headscissors hammerlock.
Brendan Divine beats "La Mariposa" Dom Kubrick after Hunter Freeman trips Kubrick. After the match, Freeman and Divine attack Dom Kubrick, then Ju Dizz shows up only to get laid out. Honest John shows up to even up the numbers game, then hits Ju Dizz with a low blow before he, Freeman, Divine and Jack Banning all stomp on him to end the show.
Ju Dizz beats Dom Kubrick after Halston Boddy gets irritated with Kubrick. After the match, Halston Boddy hits Don Kubrick with his fan, and Dom Kubrick shoves Boddy into the corner. Suddenly, Kubrick is attacked from behind by Lord Crewe before standing by side with Halston Boddy.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who says that he has not held United Wrestling Network gold and that he wants the money and the titles so he can get paid the big bucks. He then says that he has pickpocketing The Bodega (Danny Limelight, "KingFat Boy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) for the last few months, and once he wins the United Television Championship, The Bodega will soon go bankrupt.
Booker T guests on commentary for the next match.
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks beats Ray Rosas. After the match, EJ Sparks extends his hand, but Ray Rosas walks away despite telling him in the beginning of the match that he would have to earn his handshake.
The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) retain the United World Tag Team Championships against The Natural Classics (Tome and Stevie Filip) after Gibson grabs the tights as he pins Stevie Filip with a schoolkid pin.
Next week: Reka Tehaka!
Before the next match, Prince Nana says that when the next champion walks down the aisle, everyone should so respect, as Invinctus Khash is about to turn Championship Wrestling upside-down and prove why The Embassy is forever.
Invictus Khash beats "El Primohenio" Trebeca with a sleeper. After the match, Prince Nana says he is sick of having to prove anything to anybody, and says that over the next couple of months, Khash will prove why he is the next world champion and why The Embassy is forever.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, who says that the block is a little different since he and "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, and tonight, he is getting more than he can deal with.
"King FatBoy" Papo Esco retains the United Television Championship against "Outlandish" Zicky Dice after Zicky Dice brings the title into the match as a means of hitting Papo Esco with his fanny pack only for Papo Esco to kick out.
Jack Banning beats Alonso Alvarez with a guillotine choke after putting pills in Alvarez's mouth before superkicking him in the face.
"La Mariposa" Dom Kubrick beats "BHK" Kevin Martenson.
Flex McCallion beats Matt Brannigan.
We look back on "King FatBoy" Papo Esco beating Levi Shapiro for the United Television Championship on UWN PrimeTime Live.
Backstage, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco says he sent Levi Shapiro packing and Howdy Price back to the ranch, and that he will celebrate with The Bodega (Slice Boogie and Danny Limelight). As for the United Tag Team Championships, they were robbed, and they need to get them back as soon as possible. On the subject of losing the United Tag Team Championships, Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie are absolutely livid. Suddenly, Guy Tweakacetti shows up to offer The Bodega a rematch at the tag team titles and demands respect from The Bodega.
We see Halston Boddy, "La Mariposa" Dom Kubrick and Viva Van's promo from last week.
Before the next match, Flex McCallion complains about having to perform again in a tag team match and says that Richie Slade needs a write-off on his taxes. Flex McCallion asks for a substitue, and gets one in the form of Brandon Gatson.
The Brothers Divine (Brendan and Danny Divine) beat Richie Slade and Brandon Gatson with an inside cradle from Brenan Divine to Richie Slade. After the match, Flex McCallion and Richie Slade blame Brandon Gatson for their loss.
Blake "Bulletproof" Troop and Jordan Cruz beat Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon; dressed as Ryu and Ken from the Street Fighter series respectively, while also coming out to Ryu's theme from Street Fighter II during their entrance) by knock-out.
Effy vs. "Uptown" Andy Brown from the October 24, 2021 episode of Championship Wrestling From Atlanta is replayed.
"The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson retains the United World Championship against Manders. Both men shake hands after the match.
We hear from Jamie Iovine, Dom Kubrick, Halston Boddy and Viva Van. Iovine announces that some money is missing from Halston Boddy's Coastline Clash, which will not stand. He will be dedicating his entire time and priority to where the money went, as money stolen from him is money stolen from the company. He will be taking a leave of absence as matchmaker for Championship Wrestling From Hollywood, and in his absence, since Nikko Marquez is nowhere to be found, Halston Boddy is appointed as replacement matchmaker. Halston Boddy is surprised. After Iovine has Viva Van, Halston and Dom Kubrick leave, Iovine says that he cannot imagine the hell that is coming to anyone who steals from an Iovine, as he makes it personal and promises to find them and makes them pay.
Jordan Cruz guests on commentary for this week.
Savanna Stone beats Auntie Hydie after countering Auntie's Love.
Before the next match, Halston Boddy says things have changed in Championship Wrestling From Hollywood and the United Wrestling Network, as they no longer have Jamie Iovine bothering them and he is the new HBIC: "Halston Boddy In Charge." He asks the fans if they want some fun, saying Dom Kubrick wants some fun. He then says that whoever wins this match gets a shot at the UWN Heavyweight Championship.
Manders beats Dom Kubrick despite the distraction from Halston Boddy.
Daniel Garcia beats Ariya Daivari with the Sharpshooter.
F.A.M.E. (Fresco Maddock and Watson) beat Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) with a schoolkid pin from Watson to Flex McCalleon after Watson hits him in the face with a chain-wrapped fist after Action Braxton distracts Richie Slade by taking away his candy cane. After the match, Brandon Gatson is seen looking towards the ring.
Before the next match, "Platinum" Max Caster tries to do a freestyle rap, but Howdy Price takes the microphone away from him to tell him that winning the United Television Championship will be nothing but a favor for him and that he can also hear the crunch of the chips underneath "King FatBoy" Papo Esco's feet before stating that Levi Shapiro will retain the title.
Levi Shapiro retains the United Television Championship against "King FatBoy" Papo Esco and "Platinum" Max Caster after Levi Shapiro is able to hit Papo Esco with a loaded glove with the help of Howdy Price. After the match, Papo Esco says he knows Levi hit him with a loaded glove and that they will go at it again, but instead of coming for the United Television Championship, he is coming for his life.
Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) beat Dan Joseph and Brandon Gatson after Dan Joseph tags himself in to pin Flex only to find out the hard way that Richie Slade is the legal man for Beef Candy when Slade grabs the tights on the schoolkid for the win. After the match, Brandon Gatson grabs Dan Joseph for costing them the match, but Dan Joseph escapes and retreats.
Sandra Moone beats Viva Van when Viva Van and Halston Boddy try to retreat (despite Viva Van not wanting to) only for Ruby Raze to throw Viva Van back into the ring and into the Moone-Struck.
Backstage, Howdy Price says that he and Levi Shapiro has been focused on who will suffer their wrath, and that they plan to bring destruction to the United Wrestling Network, first in Hollywood, then in Memphis, then in Atlanta. He tells all three cities to bring their best so that he and Levi Shapiro can put them all down.
Keita Murray (known as just Keita here) beats Levi Shapiro by disqualification after Levi hits Keita with a low blow.
Dom Kubrick beats "El Primohenion" Trebeca. During the match, Guy Tweakacetti randomly shows up, and Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) has to show up and carry him to the back.
Jordan Cruz retains the Hollywood Heritage Championship against "The Backwoods Brawler" Hunter Freeman.
