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Sunday, July 19, 2026

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for July 19, 2026

Mathias beats Guy Cool.

Backstage, David Marquez interviews The Epic.The Epic says that Jordan Cruz "FA'd" and that he is about to "FO," and that Cruz is getting an ass-whupping and that Cruz is going to find out that he is "the CEO of FAFO."

Fidel Bravo beats Buck Skynyr with a Michinoku Driver out of nowhere. After the match, Delirium (Slade, McCalleon, Carma) show up, and they approach Buck Skynyr. Carma offers her hand, and Skynyr and Carma shake hands.

Royce Isaacs vs. Bad Dude Tito from June's Sunday Night Slam is replayed.

We see footage of Buck Skynyr locked in a door room and surrounded by Delirium (Slade, McCalleon, Carma). Carma tells Skynyr that his track record indicates he needs some help, and tonight, karma is in his favor.



Jordan Cruz retains the UWN World Championship against The Epic. During the match, Cruz tries to use the UWN World Championship as a weapon, but referee Justin Borden keeps him from using it. As referee Justin Borden gets the championship removed from the ring, Jordan Cruz dodges The Epic, who inadverently squashes Borden in the corner. Cruz goes for a low blow, but The Epic catches it, and he gets the better of Cruz only to realize that there is no referee. As The Epic revives the referee, Cruz grabs the World Championship again, but The Epic steps on the title to stop him from using it as a weapon again. Cruz sends The Epic through the ropes, grabs the title, and hits The Epic with a draping DDT through the ropes to win and retain. After the match, Cruz is about to hit The Epic with a metal folding chair when Che Cabrera shows up and takes the chair from Cruz as Cruz is about to swing. The Epic gets up and hits Cruz with an F5 on the World Championship.





Sunday, March 17, 2024

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for March 17, 2024

Before the next match, "Pretty" Peter Avalon admits he came up short against Danny Limelight, but says their match lit a fire in him and reinvigorated him, and he knows he can hang with the best of the best. Avalon, calling himself a "day one player," then issues a "Day One Open Challenge" and gives someone who has never been in the United Wrestling Network a chance to face him. The challenge is answered by Matt Vandagriff.

"Pretty" Peter Avalon beats Matt Vandagriff.

Backstage, General Manager Jonny Loquasto meets with Danny Limelight, saying Bad Dude Tito is likely to be his next opponent, when Limelight wants to know where Slice Boogie is. Loquasto says that he has told Slice to stay home this week, but Limelight says he cannot fix The Bodega (Danny Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) if Slice is not here. As Limelight talks about how he has been champion for over 450 days, "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up and says Limelight should be counting the hours. Limelight challenges Banning to a title-for-title match, much to Loquasto's surprise, then wishes Banning luck. Banning leaves, then Limelight says he does not trust Banning and does not trust Loquasto for the situations he is putting him in.

It's time for the United Wrestling Newsdesk. We hear from Buck Skynyr, who says that this is his show now and that there is nobody in the United Wrestling Network who can stand up to him, as he is heading to the stop and staying there. We hear from Cameron Gates, who says that there are plenty of new faces in the United Wrestling Networks, his included, but he is not new to professional wrestling and knows that Mikey O'Shea has done this for a long time. He tells O'Shea to do whatever it takes to prepare, as he will show him that he is not nice.We hear from The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito). Cabrera says Danny Limelight may have cost them their match, but they are still tag champs. Tito says Limelight found out what happens when he gets in his face, and next time, he will be taking the World title home with him.

Savannah Stone beats Taniya.

Jason Levels and Flex McCalleon beat Guy Cool and Koto Hiro after Levels distracts the referee with Koto Hiro while Flex McCalleon knocks Guy Cool out with the boxing gloves on the outside. After the match, Jason Levels, having finally won a match in the United Wrestling Network, celebrates like he just won the World Series and calls tonight the greatest day of his life before thanking McCalleon and his therapists. (McCalleon is now coming out to a remix of the Punch-Out! gameplay theme.)

Backstage, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco and Danny Limelight talk about Slice Boogie, and Papo Esco says he used to have a stranglehold on the Television Championship and it is now gone. He says things are not good within The Bodega, even when he wants all the gold.

"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats "Benevolent" Jack Banning to become the United Television Champion following the distraction from Honest John. After the match, Zicky Dice celebrates in the crowd.



Sunday, March 3, 2024

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for March 3, 2024

Flex McCalleon beats Guy Cool. Before the match, Flex McCalleon is billed as being from "straight off the World Circuit," which is a reference to Punch-Out! Near the end of the match, Guy Cool inadvertently knocks the referee out briefly with Flex's feet during a slam, and Flex takes advantage of the situation by grabbing a boxing glove on the outside and punching Guy Cool out when he approaches him.



Backstage, Peter Avalon is approached by Slice Boogie, who wishes Avalon luck on winning the World Championship and tells him that he will need it, as he and Danny Limelight have studied him for years and that Danny is his. After Slice Boogie says "May the best man win" and leaves, General Manager Jonny Loquasto approaches Avalon and asks what that was about, but Avalon says it is nothing at all and that he is ready.

Savanna Stone beats Zyra. During the match, we hear from J-Rod, who says that she is here for one thing and one thing only: the United Women's Championship.



Backstage, General Manager Jonny Loquasto is approached by Evan Daniels, who wants to know why Loquasto hates him and put him in a match with someone who looks like Mikey O'Shea. Loquasto says that there are no weight classes he has to be ready for any opponent, but Daniels says he should be in the ring with someone who is on his level. Loquasto guarantees that he will have a rematch with Mikey O'Shea.

Levi Shapiro and Rob McKnight - now known as "Wild West" - beat AJ Mana and Red Williams.



It's time for the United Wrestling Network news desk. We hear from Buck Skynyr, who tells the fans to get used to his face on their screen and that "the pain Olympics" have started right now. We hear from Mikey O'Shea, who wants to know what "Main Event" Evan Daniels' problem is, as he has awakened a sleeping dragon, and since Daniels is seemingly concerned about his hygiene, he will make sure that he will smell as fresh as possible when he puts him on the floor. We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who says that he will not be without a championship for long, for he is a timebomb and it is only a matter of time before he blows up and is all over everyone's televisions.

Backstage, General Manager Jonny Loquasto joins Slice Boogie as he watches the next match backstage. Loquasto tells him that he will not have to wait long for his world title match and that it must happen on a big stage.

Danny Limelight retains the United World Championship against "Pretty" Peter Avalon. Both men show good sportsmanship after the match, then Slice Boogie shows up and confronts Limelight. General Manager Jonny Loquasto stops Slice Boogie before he can get in the ring.





Sunday, July 23, 2023

At The Derby - Derby City Wrestling recap for July 23, 2023

"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Guy Cool to qualify for the Golden Opportunity Tournament.

Backstage, "Outlandish" Zicky Dice complains to Jonny Loquasto about Rocco Bellagio getting a free ride into the Golden Opportunity Tournament and states that he is so much better than Rocco - and also gets chewed out by Loquasto for running the United Wrestling Network out of Atlanta, Georgia after beating up a 17-year-old kid after telling him his parents were dead, to which Zicky says it is not his fault the kid had a fake ID - when Rocco shows up and listens in. When Zicky finds out that Rocco is behind him, he changes his tune and tells him he will see him in the tournament.

Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Savanna Stone, who gives credit where credit is due to Zeda Zhang for beating her first test, then tells her that her winning streak will come to an end when she embraces her path and prophecy and becomes United Women's Champion at Golden Opportunity. She also says that she will not let "a prissy opponent" like Zeda interfere in her opportunity, then tells Brittnie Brooks that she is swimming in shark-infested waters and that her pretty little face is about to get damaged.

Brittnie Brooks beats Savanna Stone by disqualification after Savanna refuses to listen to the ref - and also shoves him away by the face - multiple times as she pounds on Brittnie on the ropes. After the match, Savanna Stone is attacked from behind by Zeda Zhang, who hits Savanna with the Snow Plow.

Before the next match, Dylan Bostic announces that he is back in Championship Wrestling and that each week, he has had to watch "these new guys" get golden opportunities while nobody else is giving him one. He then says he will make his own opportunity tonight and challenge anybody in the locker room, whether it is a new guy or one of the legends of the past. The challenge is answered by Mikey O'Shea.

Dylan Bostic beats "The Irish Juggernaut" Mikey O'Shea with a low blow after putting his hands on the referee, keeping the referee from seeing said low blow.

Backstage, Jonny Loquasto confirms a Golden Opportunity match on the phone, then TMZ ("Hysterical" Shane Haste, Che Cabrera, Bad Dude Tito) shows up. Loquasto tells Bad Dude Tito that Invictus Khash is cashing in his Red Carpet Rumble title shot, and Cabrera and Haste has to hold Tito back when he goes off.

"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against Kevin Blackwood with the guillotine choke. After the match, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco shows up and says he will not let Banning get away with hitting him in the back of the twice and announces that at Golden Opportunity, Banning will be defending the title against him in a Bodega Street Fight.



Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling presented by CarShield recap for July 23, 2023

"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Guy Cool to qualify for the Golden Opportunity Tournament.

Backstage, "Outlandish" Zicky Dice complains to Jonny Loquasto about Rocco Bellagio getting a free ride into the Golden Opportunity Tournament and states that he is so much better than Rocco - and also gets chewed out by Loquasto for running the United Wrestling Network out of Atlanta, Georgia after beating up a 17-year-old kid after telling him his parents were dead, to which Zicky says it is not his fault the kid had a fake ID - when Rocco shows up and listens in. When Zicky finds out that Rocco is behind him, he changes his tune and tells him he will see him in the tournament.

Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Savanna Stone, who gives credit where credit is due to Zeda Zhang for beating her first test, then tells her that her winning streak will come to an end when she embraces her path and prophecy and becomes United Women's Champion at Golden Opportunity. She also says that she will not let "a prissy opponent" like Zeda interfere in her opportunity, then tells Brittnie Brooks that she is swimming in shark-infested waters and that her pretty little face is about to get damaged.

Brittnie Brooks beats Savanna Stone by disqualification after Savanna refuses to listen to the ref - and also shoves him away by the face - multiple times as she pounds on Brittnie on the ropes. After the match, Savanna Stone is attacked from behind by Zeda Zhang, who hits Savanna with the Snow Plow.

Before the next match, Dylan Bostic announces that he is back in Championship Wrestling and that each week, he has had to watch "these new guys" get golden opportunities while nobody else is giving him one. He then says he will make his own opportunity tonight and challenge anybody in the locker room, whether it is a new guy or one of the legends of the past. The challenge is answered by Mikey O'Shea.

Dylan Bostic beats "The Irish Juggernaut" Mikey O'Shea with a low blow after putting his hands on the referee, keeping the referee from seeing said low blow.

Backstage, Jonny Loquasto confirms a Golden Opportunity match on the phone, then TMZ ("Hysterical" Shane Haste, Che Cabrera, Bad Dude Tito) shows up. Loquasto tells Bad Dude Tito that Invictus Khash is cashing in his Red Carpet Rumble title shot, and Cabrera and Haste has to hold Tito back when he goes off.

"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against Kevin Blackwood with the guillotine choke. After the match, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco shows up and says he will not let Banning get away with hitting him in the back of the twice and announces that at Golden Opportunity, Banning will be defending the title against him in a Bodega Street Fight.



Sunday, March 26, 2023

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling by CarShield recap for March 26, 2023

The Institution ("Benevolent" Jack Banning, Honest, Divine, Savanna Stone) heads to the ring to start this week's show. Jack Banning says he would love to say that the United Television Championship is a culmination of hard work, then admits that he got it because he outsmarted all of his opponents as well as the United Wrestling Network. He says that he has been held back since showing up in the United Wrestling Network and that The Institution has been censored to look like the bad guys, and that he has been kept from opportunities that he has deserved. He says that all that matters is that if someone makes money and is marketable and well-liked, and that pandering to people got him nowhere. He says that he and The Institution have elevated each other and that they are getting their time back. He says that he was never popular or marketable and never made any money for the company, and that when he won the United Television titles, all the red flags went off and the sponsors complained. Banning says that the company has sicked Willie Mack on him because they are panicking, and that he needs this title that Willie Mack never won. He states that Championship Wrestling will be presented by The Institution and that their message will be televised.

Savanna Stone beats Mylo.

Backstage, Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) meet with Jonny Loquasto over TMDK (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) getting a tag team title match before them. Loquasto mentions their eight-man tag victory, but that TMDK got the pin and that Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster the Legend) are still owed a title rematch. Loquasto tells Beef Candy that in two weeks, they will face Reno Scum one more time, and if they can beat them, they will be guaranteed a tag team title match.

Final Destination (Charles "R-Three" Cassus, Bryce Saturn, Evan Daniels) beat Guy Cool and 24K (Michael Hopkins and Miggy Rose).

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie. Slice Boogie reminds Danny Limelight that he had to help him with Talos in order for him to win the United World Championship and that they failed to help Papo Esco, and says Danny Limelight has forgotten where he came from before leaving. Danny Limelight says Slice Boogie is fine and that injuries change people, and that he will put Zicky Dice down.

Levi Shapiro beats Dom Kubrick after Halston Boddy distracts the referee as he approaches Shapiro on the outside so that Sledge can take Kubrick out with a lariat.

Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Kevin Martenson, who says that he barely survived the fight of his life against B-Boy and that he is still feeling it from that match, and that he is still accepting challenges for the United Heritage Championship. Suddenly, Charles "R-Three" Cassus attacks Martenson from behind and looks at the United Heritage title.

Che Cabrera guests on commentary for the next match.

TMDK ("Hysterical" Shane Haste and Bad Dude Tito) beat The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) to become the United World Tag Team Champions after Che Cabrera stops Eddie Pearl from using one of the tag team title belts as a weapon and takes it away only for Gibson to inadvertently knock Pearl off the apron and head-first into the title belt.



Sunday, January 8, 2023

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling presented by CarShield recap for January 8, 2023

Jordan Cruz guests on commentary for the next match.

"Benevolent" Jack Banning beats Dom Kubrick with a guillotine choke.



Backstage, Jonny Loquasto meets with Guy Tweakacetti, who has a much different look and calls himself Guy Cool. After Guy Cool says that The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) are elsewhere, Papo Esco shows up wanting to finish business with Guy Cool, saying that Guy Cool's new name, look and demeanor is not fooling anybody. Johnny Loquasto makes the match happen, and it is up next.

Slice Boogie guests on commentary for the next match.

"King FatBoy" Papo Esco beats Guy Cool.



Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Danny Limelight. Limelight says his doors are open for anybody who wants to face him and that the United World Championship solidifies who he is. He says he will put down anyone who faces him, and tells Eddie Kingston he will put him down before moving on to the next challenger.

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Unbreakable" Savanna Stone. Savanna says Johnnie Robbie's "hero act" does not fool her and says that she runs this company. She says Johnnie is still breathing because she allows it, and that she has a surprise for her tonight.

"Unbreakable" Savanna Stone beats Johnnie Robbie after Halston Boddy shows up and distracts the referee so that El Primohenio Tribeca can give Savanna Stone a weapon to strike Johnnie Robbie with and get the win.



Jonny Loquasto is in the ring. He announces that "Pretty" Peter Avalon has accepted Charles "R-Three" Cassius' challenge and that they will battle in a grudge match at Red Carpet Rumble. Jonny Loquasto is in the ring. He announces that "Pretty" Peter Avalon has accepted Charles "R-Three" Cassius' challenge and that they will battle in a grudge match at Red Carpet Rumble. He also announces that Joey Janela, Davey Richards, Capt. Shawn Dean, Alexander Hammerstone, Willie Mack, Bad Dude Tito, Ortiz and Eddie Kingston will also be at the event.

"BHK" Kevin Martenson retains the United Heritage Championship against Ju Dizz. During the match, it is announced that the winner of the match will defend the title against Davey Richards at Red Carpet Rumble. Both men shake hands after the match.





Sunday, July 10, 2022

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling presented by CarShield recap for July 10, 2022

Shane Haste beats Fidel Bravo to qualify for the Golden Opportunity.

Backstage, Howdy Price says he is trying to stay positive and put a spin on things, then says nobody is calling back and that he does not know what his future holds. Suddenly, a bandaged Levi Shapiro returns, and Howdy says "Howdy!"

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews The Bodega (Danny Limelight and "King FatBoy" Papo Esco). Papo Esco says every episode is a Bodega fiesta and that they entertain the fans every single time, and that they are the greatest group to come to the United Wrestling Network. Papo Esco says he will be in the conversation of the greatest television champs ever, and that he will not get there by ducking opponents. Suddenly, Guy Tweakacetti shows up and takes offense to Jack Farmer interviewing The Bodega and demands a title shot. Papo Esco agrees to put the title on the line and give Tweak a whole-hearted welcome to The Bodega, where he can get anything he wants, including a beatdown.

Ray Rosa beats El Primohenio Tribeca by submission. After the match, Ray Rosas puts El Primohenio in a submission hold again, then "Pretty" Peter Avalon shows up with a chair only to be stopped by hired security. Avalon sits in the chair on the stage, and Rosas dares Avalon to get him in the ring. Avalon stands up and walks away after dropping the chair on the stage, much to the aggravation of Ray Rosas.

Hunter Freeman and Brendan Divine - now known as "The Institution" alongside Jack Banning and Honest John - beat Michael Hopkins and Miggy Rose. After the match, Jack Banning says that his message is coming across and after having feel-good messages shoved down their throats, The Institution has had enough. He says those who hold the gold hold the power, and says it is time for them to hold both. He says that people are The Institution are held down more and more and they want their fair shake, but if they cannot get it, they will take it. He says it is time for change and that The Institution is that change.

Before the next match, Richard Holliday says he is here because there is a golden opportunity on the line to enter a tournament and become the next world champ, but this is an opportunity for Championship Wrestling, as him as champion is best for business.

Willie Mack beats Richard Holliday to qualify for the Golden Opportunity.

Papo Esco beats Guy Tweakacetti by disqualification after The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) attack Papo Esco from behind. Danny Limelight runs into the ring only to get overpowered, and he is soon followed by Slice Boogie to fully even the numbers game. Danny Limelight then challenges Guy Tweakacetti and The Midnight Heat to a three-on-three match, which happens right now.

The Bodega (Danny Limelight, Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) beat The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) and Guy Tweakacetti.



Saturday, November 28, 2020

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling presented by PRO Shingle recap for November 28, 2020

The show starts backstage with Jordan Clearwater meeting with Jamie Iovine, who has not been seen in some time. Clearwater tells Iovine he wants Richie Slade. Iovine give him that match, but it will be on the 500th episode of Championship Wrestling, and Clearwater cannot touch Slade until then. Iovine then reveals that CWFH Minority Owner Nikko Marquez has given him the authority to make matches.



Dustin Starr, who is hosting solo this week, announced that Maria Starr is taking a well-deserved break after the birth of their son Reese.

Before the next match, Will Allday says that he cannot tell if ring announcer Adnan Kureishy is trying to anger him or if he is "just stupid." Allday demands that he be called "The Main Event, Mr. All Damn Day, Will Allday," and that he lost on Primetime Live because of this distraction, then demands Kureishy announce him correctly. He does.

Will Allday beats Snypes after raking Snypes' eyes to escape out of a powerbomb. After the match, Allday takes the microphone from Adnan Kureishy and tells him he is lucky he did not lose because of him. He then says that "The Main Event, Mr. All Damn Day, Will Allday" is the only name the fans need to remember.



We see a vignette for Jack Banning, who says that other people who know nothing about him have tried to control his narrative while he has been in lockdown.



"The Western Roughneck" Jesse James beats Guy Cool. As Clint Armstrong is about to interview Jesse James, Howdy Prince and Levi Shapiro show up and take a liking to James. Howdy gives James his business card and tells him to give him a call so they can do business.



Dan Joseph beats Jordan Cruz. Both men shake hands after the match.



We see a vignettte for The Bodega (Danny "Limelight" Rivera and "King FatBoy" Papo Esco).



"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Ray Rosas to win the Hollywood Heritage Championship! During the match, Andy Brown and Miguel try to attack Rosas, but Rosas fends them off. A masked mystery man then shows up and hits Rosas with a spinning double underhook slam before disappearing with Brown and Miguel. (Todd Kenneley identifies the new masked man as Dom Kubrick.) With both men spent, Clearwater nails Rosas with the Midas Touch to win the title.