Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Johnny United. He admits that he may have motivated "Poppin'" EJ Sparks even further with his actions, but he knows that they both admire him. Sparks shows up and says he is pissed and that he not only will make him pay, but that he has quickly lost a lot of respect for him. Both men then have a staredown.
Backstage, Christian Cole interviews Danny Limelight. He says that the last time he was here, he was beaten in front of both his fans and his family, and while someone else who took the same journey as he did ended up being a coward, he used to take that road back in the day. He says that he feels like "Scarface in his last moments" and that he did this to himself, and while he had Slice Boogie and Papo Esco in his corner back then, there are no friends in this business. Slice Boogie then shows up as part of the interview. Slice says that last time he was here, he won the Golden Opportunity. He says the company wanted to drive them apart, even though he wanted this opportunity. He says that while there was some tension, especially with what was happening at the time, there is no heat between them, yet if the opportunity is there, he will take it. Limelight says that all they do is win, and that as long as there is money on the table, they will take it. Slice says he and Limelight have won gold everywhere they have gone, and that they have no problem taking the tag team gold.
Scorpio Sky beats Buddy Royal.
Nearly Average Wrestling owner Shane Hartline guests on commentary for the next match.
Brandon Cutler beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. At the beginning of the match, Zicky Dice produces two six-sided dice, but Cutler produces a twenty-sided die. At the end of the match, Nearly Average Wreslting owner Shane Hartline takes the twenty-sided die and hits Zicky with it on the outside behind the referee's back, allowing Cutler to hit the TPK for the win. After the match, Shane Hartline removes his neck brace and signs the Nearly Average Wrestling contract in his hands with the pen in Zicky Dice's hand.
Backstage, we hear from Jordan Cutler, who says that "One in a Million" Maximilen is nowhere to be found because of how the fans have treated him and that he is now vacationing in Montenegro. Castle says he could be with him right now, but he is a professional and he has business, and after the commercial break, we will hear from Maximilien.
We see "One in a Million" Maximilen in Montengro, followed by the message "Maximilien, Better Than You." We then hear from Jordan Cutler, who says that this is the electricity and superstardom that Maximilien has and that when Maximilien returns, the fans had better cheer him, for the undefeated dominance will continue.
Jonny Loquasto interviews The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito). Bad Dude Tito says they have run through everyone and leave everyone on their backs, and Che Cabrera says they are the most dominant team in UWN history and that there is no team like them. Tito says they need competition and that they are tired of beating up "little boys" that cannot match men like them, and they can have the match anywhere. Suddenly, G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and shows up. It does not take long for both men to start fighting near Jonny Loquasto, and referees, security and even other wrestlers have to restore order. As Tito dives into everyone, the scene changes to The Master Amir, who says that Slade and McCallion once claimed vanity and were blind to the truth, but change, which is never gentlewas demanded. He says skin must be shed, and only then can trust be revealed. Amir then asks if one will resist or embrace change when the clock stricks, then demands that everyone stand with Delirium (The Master Amir, Slade, McCallion).
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks retains the UWN Heritage Championship against Johnny United. (On the original YouTube airing, Johnny United vs. "Poppin'" EJ Sparks for the UWN Heritage Championship strangely ends after the final commercial break and suddenly becomes Fidel Bravo vs. Jordan Cruz for the UWN World Championship from last week's episode. The error would be fixed the following Tuesday.)
We receive another message from Delirium (McCallion and Slade) and their leader: "Time has proven that even brothers can be divided by greed. Blood eventually turns to venom; trust to ash. Delirium: we are chosen, forged in truth, bound by purpose. One mind, one will, one defining heartbeat. While the world tears itself apart, we remain whole. Delirium is the cure for your poisoned mind."
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. The interview is sponsored by Nearly Average Wrestling, which raises Zicky's ire. Zicky finds out that his match with Hex, which is next, is sponsored by Nearly Average Wrestling about once every ten seconds.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Hex in a match sponsed by Nearly Average Wrestling.
Backstage, we hear from "Poppin'" EJ Sparks, who has been UWN Heritage Champion for 161 days. He says that during the time, he heard Jordan Oasis talk trash about him while he was injured, but he is back and he will beat him tonight so he can put respect on his name.
G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beats World's Finest (Steve El Lycan and LJ Ramos).
Backstage, Jack Farmer is interrupted by G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine), who is celebrating their win. Once again, the meaning of G.U.N.K. is almost mentioned, then Rob McKnight mentions it is his dog's birthday. G.U.N.K. also mention that they have no strategy for winning except to keep winning.
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks retains the UWN Heritage Championship against Jordan Oasis.
We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who hosts his final episode of "ZDTV." He addresses losing the Television Championship, saying he would have done the same thing "Main Evant" Daniel Evans would have done. He does not deny that Daniel Evans is a star, then says that he will get the title back and shove the top of his "Zickmas Tree" so far up his ass that he will shine bright for the rest of the year.
Ray Jaz beats Fidel Bravo with a sunset backslide pin from the ring apron. After the match, Ray Jaz gives the "Jaz Tip of the Day:" There are winners and there are losers, yet the fans cannot beat their alarm clocks, let alone win a wrestling match. He says he is here to take over, and prove that he is "the Jersey Shore thing of Championship Wrestling," because there are men, there are myths, and there are Jersey legends.
Backstage, "Main Evant" Evan Daniels addresses "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, telling him that he has his rematch, then tells him to expect a shine when you book a star, because it when it comes time to put on a show, he puts on a show.
Jordan Castle introduces "One in a Million" Maximilien Monclair. Castle demands all questions be directed towards him after Maximilien is called "Max," then proceeds to make fun of the questions given to him. On the subject of what is next for Maximilien, Jordan Castle says that Maximilien will only be wrestling in big cities. Maximilien is soon called "Maxi Pad" by the fans, and when Maximilien's in-ring readiness is questioned, Jordan says he will prove he is ready next week. Jordan Castle says he will go 4-0, but the only number that matters is "One in a Million." Maximilien says his own name, then he and Jordan Castle leave.
G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beats Jake Redondo and Joey Lancaster. During the match, the ominous figure that talks about the fall of society shows up and watches the match from ringside. During the commercial break, two masked men - the minions of the ominous figure - attack Joey Lancaster and Jake Rendondo in the ring while the ominous figure watches.
"Main Evant" Evan Daniels retains the UWN Television Championship against "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. During the match, Daniel Evans introduces the Television Championship into the match, and Zicky Dice is able to duck the belt shot and hit Snake, Rattle and Roll. Suddenly, the referee is pulled out of the ring during the pinfall attempt by Bryce Saturn, and Damian Desire sneaks into the ring and hits Zicky Dice with the Television Championship, allowing "Main Evant" Daniels to pin and retain.
We see the aftermath of last week's main event, where Big Baby Slim claims that Scorpio Sky left him and his friends for greener pastures, and that he has been gone for 12 years while Scorpio Sky has taken the spotlight. He says he is "the realest in the ring" and that it is his time to take the spotlight, because he is back.
Jordan Cruz beats Matt Vandagriff. During the match, the man recently seen talking about the fall of society is seen in the crowd.
Jeff Farmer announces as per Nikko Marquez that as of today they will begin "The United Wrestling Network Showcase," which puts the biggest and brightest starts from all over the world in a UWN ring, starting with Ice Williams and Brandon Cutler, right now.
Brandon Cutler beats Ice Williams.
"Main Evant" Evan Daniels beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice to become the UWN Television Champion! During the match, Daniels lands on top of the referee after a kick-out, and a second referee shows up to call the match after Zicky hits Daniels with Snake, Rattle and Roll. As the second ref checks on the first ref, Daniels hits Zicky with a low blow, then hits him with the Lasting Impression to win the match and the title.
We hear from Big Mama, who is celebrating being champion with a beer.
We hear from Alex Gracia, who says that things are not on her side after her two recent losses, and at Coastline Clash, she will have her "Pink Dream Team" with her.
Jeff Farmer interviews The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito). Bad Dude Tito says they have been tag team champions for 750 days, and that they have knocked down everyone in their path and that there is no team alive who can beat them. Che Cabrera says that there is also no team that can bring satisfaction like they can. Tito says they are the best and that they prove it, and issues a challenge to any team to test their might. Suddenly, Lights Camera Faction shows up, and Action Braxton throws down the challenge. This leads to a brawl between the two teams, which has to be quickly broken up.
We hear from "Professional" Peter Avalon, Jonny Loquasto and Nikko Marquez. When someone calls for security, Nikko leaves to take care of it. Loquasto tells Avalon that Nikko bought his way back to the United Wrestling Network through crypto, and that he is up to something, but Avalon does not think there is much of a problem.
Scorpio Sky beats Josiah Jean by submission with a single leg crab.
We see another cryptic message from the unknown man from the last few weeks: "We have been studying the landscape, and upon further evaluation, it appears that everyone has been infected by this plague. We will be the ones to deliver the cure."
We hear from Danny Limelight, who says he knows that Scorpio Sky wants to take the UWN World Championship from him. Before then, he must face "Inevitable" Ace Austin for the title. Ace Austin shows up, and says that Limelight losing the title is inevitable.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice retains the UWN Television Championship against Eye Candy Elliott after Elliott tries to use the Television title as a weapon only to inadvertently back into Zicky as the referee tries to take the Television title away.
Danny Limelight retains the United World Championship against Kenny King with a single-arm Pedigree. After the match, Scorpio Sky shows up on the stage and makes it known that he wants the World title.
Backstage, EJ Sparks is congratulated backstage on winning the United World Heritage Championship. He runs into Ice Williams and Action Braxton, but it becomes clear to him that one of them wants to face him for the title and tells him he will face them any time, anywhere.
We see a disembodied head of a man on a black background. He says that everyone knows that society has fallen, and it is clearly evident. He says that in psychology, one searches for the breaking point, and wants to know what it was before the fall.
Buddy Royal beats Levi Shapiro after countering a discus forearm with a backslide pin. After the match, David Marquez interviews Buddy Royal about the match. Buddy says that partnerships and friendships aside, it is great to be back in front of the fans, then says that he is "classic" and it is what you get with him.
Backstage, we hear from Big Mama, who says that UWN is her house and that she shattered Alex Gracia's dreams when she was just not tough enough. Big Mama says she is watching every single week and she wants to know who has the grits, the power and the balls to step to her, rev it up and take the ride.
We see a replay of Joe Hendry in the 2025 Grind City Rumble in Memphis Wrestling.
Backstage, we hear from "Producer" Peter Avalon, who has just got off the phone with management and that he will be overwhelmed next week, and that he cannot think of anyone else to help him than Nikko Marquez, who shows up and shakes Avalon's hand. Avalon says that the power is back at United Wrestling Network.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice retains the United Television Championship against QT Marshall.
Before the next match, "Pretty" Peter Avalon admits he came up short against Danny Limelight, but says their match lit a fire in him and reinvigorated him, and he knows he can hang with the best of the best. Avalon, calling himself a "day one player," then issues a "Day One Open Challenge" and gives someone who has never been in the United Wrestling Network a chance to face him. The challenge is answered by Matt Vandagriff.
"Pretty" Peter Avalon beats Matt Vandagriff.
Backstage, General Manager Jonny Loquasto meets with Danny Limelight, saying Bad Dude Tito is likely to be his next opponent, when Limelight wants to know where Slice Boogie is. Loquasto says that he has told Slice to stay home this week, but Limelight says he cannot fix The Bodega (Danny Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) if Slice is not here. As Limelight talks about how he has been champion for over 450 days, "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up and says Limelight should be counting the hours. Limelight challenges Banning to a title-for-title match, much to Loquasto's surprise, then wishes Banning luck. Banning leaves, then Limelight says he does not trust Banning and does not trust Loquasto for the situations he is putting him in.
Technical Difficulties (Raheem de la Suede and "The Deliverer" Moses) beat CJ Tino and Leo Cañedo.
It's time for the United Wrestling Newsdesk. We hear from Buck Skynyr, who says that this is his show now and that there is nobody in the United Wrestling Network who can stand up to him, as he is heading to the stop and staying there. We hear from Cameron Gates, who says that there are plenty of new faces in the United Wrestling Networks, his included, but he is not new to professional wrestling and knows that Mikey O'Shea has done this for a long time. He tells O'Shea to do whatever it takes to prepare, as he will show him that he is not nice.We hear from The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito). Cabrera says Danny Limelight may have cost them their match, but they are still tag champs. Tito says Limelight found out what happens when he gets in his face, and next time, he will be taking the World title home with him.
Savannah Stone beats Taniya.
Backstage, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco and Danny Limelight talk about Slice Boogie, and Papo Esco says he used to have a stranglehold on the Television Championship and it is now gone. He says things are not good within The Bodega, even when he wants all the gold.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats "Benevolent" Jack Banning to become the United Television Champion following the distraction from Honest John. After the match, Zicky Dice celebrates in the crowd.
Before the next match, "Pretty" Peter Avalon admits he came up short against Danny Limelight, but says their match lit a fire in him and reinvigorated him, and he knows he can hang with the best of the best. Avalon, calling himself a "day one player," then issues a "Day One Open Challenge" and gives someone who has never been in the United Wrestling Network a chance to face him. The challenge is answered by Matt Vandagriff.
"Pretty" Peter Avalon beats Matt Vandagriff.
Backstage, General Manager Jonny Loquasto meets with Danny Limelight, saying Bad Dude Tito is likely to be his next opponent, when Limelight wants to know where Slice Boogie is. Loquasto says that he has told Slice to stay home this week, but Limelight says he cannot fix The Bodega (Danny Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) if Slice is not here. As Limelight talks about how he has been champion for over 450 days, "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up and says Limelight should be counting the hours. Limelight challenges Banning to a title-for-title match, much to Loquasto's surprise, then wishes Banning luck. Banning leaves, then Limelight says he does not trust Banning and does not trust Loquasto for the situations he is putting him in.
It's time for the United Wrestling Newsdesk. We hear from Buck Skynyr, who says that this is his show now and that there is nobody in the United Wrestling Network who can stand up to him, as he is heading to the stop and staying there. We hear from Cameron Gates, who says that there are plenty of new faces in the United Wrestling Networks, his included, but he is not new to professional wrestling and knows that Mikey O'Shea has done this for a long time. He tells O'Shea to do whatever it takes to prepare, as he will show him that he is not nice.We hear from The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito). Cabrera says Danny Limelight may have cost them their match, but they are still tag champs. Tito says Limelight found out what happens when he gets in his face, and next time, he will be taking the World title home with him.
Savannah Stone beats Taniya.
Jason Levels and Flex McCalleon beat Guy Cool and Koto Hiro after Levels distracts the referee with Koto Hiro while Flex McCalleon knocks Guy Cool out with the boxing gloves on the outside. After the match, Jason Levels, having finally won a match in the United Wrestling Network, celebrates like he just won the World Series and calls tonight the greatest day of his life before thanking McCalleon and his therapists. (McCalleon is now coming out to a remix of the Punch-Out! gameplay theme.)
Backstage, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco and Danny Limelight talk about Slice Boogie, and Papo Esco says he used to have a stranglehold on the Television Championship and it is now gone. He says things are not good within The Bodega, even when he wants all the gold.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats "Benevolent" Jack Banning to become the United Television Champion following the distraction from Honest John. After the match, Zicky Dice celebrates in the crowd.
We hear from Willie Mack, who says that he is coming back to Derby City Wrestling with gold on his mind. He says that he has been around the world with a lot of great opponents, but it is time to take it to the next level. All of a sudden, "All Day" Will Allday shows up and proposes they have a match, saying that Willie is not "the man" while he is here. Both men shake on it.
Backstage, Danny Limelight congratulates Jonny Loquasto on his promotion, and Loquasto tells Limelight that he appreciates him as champion and holding the United World Championship with respect. Limelight admits that he has been busy, then notices Peter Avalon. Avalon says he is feeling good, healthy and strong, and Limelight says he will see him later and leaves. Avalon congratulates Loquasto on becoming general manager, then tells him that he has things to speak with him about later.
J-Rod beats Gin Sevani.
We hear from Danny Limelight, who stands in front of where he used to live four years ago after everyone turned his back on him and used everything as fuel for his passion as a professional wrestler. He tells Slice Boogie that they were never supposed to be a group of bad guys, and Slice Boogie got hurt while he became United World Champion. He then says Slice tried to "rob his own" when all he wanted to do was win with him when Slice could not win without him. He says that even if Slice Boogie were to become United World Champion, he still could not win without him in the ring. Limelight then pours one out for Slice.
The Krusty Krew (Dom Kubrick and Lucas Riley) Koto Hiro and Sergio Alexander. During the match, we hear from Flex McCallion. He says that he and Richie Slade are doing just fine, but will be trying new things in the new years before throwing a few punches with boxing gloves on.
Backstage, "Benevolent" Jack Banning meets with Honest John and Savanna Stone. Banning announces he has decided that The Institution (Banning, Honest John, Savanna) needs to go their separate ways, and while he loves them both and knows how to take direction and that they both taught him how to be a good leader. He says that they have to prove their critics wrong by separating, as both of them have improved under him. He says the split is amicable, and that they can ask him for advice, but he has to move on and walk a new path for himself. Banning says that after everything he has done, he still has to prove himself, but everyone should know who he is despite excuse after excuse, and that he will not let either of them be excuses. He says they have done everything, but now, he has to walk a new path. Savanna is okay with this, but Honest John has a hard time processing.
Backstage, Peter Avalon tells General Manager Jonny Loquasto that he sees his brain working, and says he likes the idea that Avalon has proposed and that they can make the announcement next week. Suddenly, Zicky Dice sneaks up on Loquasto from behind before congratulating him on becoming General Manager, then says he is next in line for a Television Championship opportunity. Loquasto calls Zicky "a habitual line stepper" who leaps past boundaries and rules, but admits he is near the top of the short list for potential competitors.
Mikey O'Shea beats Jason Levels.
Backstage, General Manager Jonny Loquasto meets with "Benevolent" Jack Banning. Banning says that he does not like Loquasto and wanted him to find him himself. Loquasto congratulates Banning on holding the Television Championship for as long as he has despite his gaslighting and other mind games, and that he will be in the main event defending his title next week. Banning welcomes the compliment and says that he has to live to eat and to steal to live regarding his tactics and The Institution's (Banning, Savanna Stone, Honest John) involvement, then finds out from Loquasto that his opponent will be a surprise.
Jordan Cruz beats Ju Dizz after Ju Dizz uses the Titan Driver against him but misses the Black Magic elbow drop.
We see a video package for Rocco Bellagio vs. "The Pope" Elijah Burke to start today's show.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Bryce Saturn by submission.
We see a video package chronicling the formation Myron Reed and Mickey Midas as a tag team.
Mickey Midas and Myron Reed, now known as "The Brotherhood", beat Technical Difficulties (Raheem de la Suede and "The Deliverer" Moses).
Backstage, Beck Reeves is met by Alexis Littlefoot, who gives him her business card (which does not have her phone number on it). When Beck Reeves mentions the lack of a phone number, Alexis Littlefoot says she only gives her phone number to people who are "money."
Backstage, Dane Becker interviews "The Pope" Elijah Burke and Rocco Bellagio. Bellagio says he steals every show he is in, and mentions that he and The Pope were the first two faces in Derby City Wrestling. He says that they will now face each other for the first time ever, and tonight, he will put on one hell of a show as he kicks his ass. Pope says that yesterday is history and tomorrow is a mystery, but right now is a gift and that is why it is called from the present. He says he is not focused on the past and that Rocco stands in front of him, and that their match is the biggest gift that the fans can have tonight.
We hear from "BHK" Kevin Marterson, who says that he will be here next week to defend the United Heritage Championship against "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams, whom he is not taking lightly, for he is the baddest champion on this or any planet.
We look back at Ruby Raze vs. Simone Sherie from UWN Primetime Live.
Rocco Bellagio beats "The Pope" Elijah Burke. During the match, The Pope inadvertently knocks out the referee in the corner. Shortly after this, Dylan Bostic shows up and knocks The Pope out with a roll of quarters in his fist, which spill all over the ring. Rocco, dealing with the pain in a worked-on left knee, barely gets a hand over him and somehow gets the pinfall victory. After the match, Rocco notices all of the quarters on the match and realizes just what happened, and he is livid.
We see a video package for Rocco Bellagio vs. "The Pope" Elijah Burke to start today's show.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Bryce Saturn by submission.
We see a video package chronicling the formation Myron Reed and Mickey Midas as a tag team.
Mickey Midas and Myron Reed, now known as "The Brotherhood", beat Technical Difficulties (Raheem de la Suede and "The Deliverer" Moses).
Backstage, Beck Reeves is met by Alexis Littlefoot, who gives him her business card (which does not have her phone number on it). When Beck Reeves mentions the lack of a phone number, Alexis Littlefoot says she only gives her phone number to people who are "money."
Backstage, Dane Becker interviews "The Pope" Elijah Burke and Rocco Bellagio. Bellagio says he steals every show he is in, and mentions that he and The Pope were the first two faces in Derby City Wrestling. He says that they will now face each other for the first time ever, and tonight, he will put on one hell of a show as he kicks his ass. Pope says that yesterday is history and tomorrow is a mystery, but right now is a gift and that is why it is called from the present. He says he is not focused on the past and that Rocco stands in front of him, and that their match is the biggest gift that the fans can have tonight.
We hear from "BHK" Kevin Marterson, who says that he will be here next week to defend the United Heritage Championship against "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams, whom he is not taking lightly, for he is the baddest champion on this or any planet.
We look back at Ruby Raze vs. Simone Sherie from UWN Primetime Live.
Rocco Bellagio beats "The Pope" Elijah Burke. During the match, The Pope inadvertently knocks out the referee in the corner. Shortly after this, Dylan Bostic shows up and knocks The Pope out with a roll of quarters in his fist, which spill all over the ring. Rocco, dealing with the pain in a worked-on left knee, barely gets a hand over him and somehow gets the pinfall victory. After the match, Rocco notices all of the quarters on the match and realizes just what happened, and he is livid.
Backstage, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco is looking for Slice Boogie. Jonny Loquasto tells Esco that Slice is here, as he left a trash can full of weapons for him. Danny Limelight shows up and says Slice Boogie may a wildcard, but he will show up.
Before the next match, Jonny Loquasto shows up and tells Kevin Martenson that Bateman did not show and that Bateman has sent a message saying he will face him on his own time and has sent a replacement - probably to soften Martenson up - if Martenson is up for it. Martenson is up for it, and Martenson's new opponent is "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams.
Kevin Martenson retains the United Heritage Championship against "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Marti Belle, who was impressed with Savanna Stone and Zeda Zhang, stating both are the future of professional wrestling. She then says that she is not going anywhere because she is the present, and when she becomes United Women's Champion, nobody is getting in her way.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against "King FatBoy" Papo Esco in a Bodega Street Fight following interference from the rest of The Institution (Honest John, Brendan Divine, Savanna Stone) and despite assistance from Danny Limelight.
We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater and Slice Boogie before this week's main event.
Slice Boogie beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice and "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater in the finals of the Golden Opportunity Tournament to earn a guaranteed shot at the United World Championship after Invictus Khash shows up and hits Clearwater in the back with a chair and Slice Boogie hits the Statue of Misery on Zicky Dice.
Backstage, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco is looking for Slice Boogie. Jonny Loquasto tells Esco that Slice is here, as he left a trash can full of weapons for him. Danny Limelight shows up and says Slice Boogie may a wildcard, but he will show up.
Before the next match, Jonny Loquasto shows up and tells Kevin Martenson that Bateman did not show and that Bateman has sent a message saying he will face him on his own time and has sent a replacement - probably to soften Martenson up - if Martenson is up for it. Martenson is up for it, and Martenson's new opponent is "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams.
Kevin Martenson retains the United Heritage Championship against "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Marti Belle, who was impressed with Savanna Stone and Zeda Zhang, stating both are the future of professional wrestling. She then says that she is not going anywhere because she is the present, and when she becomes United Women's Champion, nobody is getting in her way.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against "King FatBoy" Papo Esco in a Bodega Street Fight following interference from the rest of The Institution (Honest John, Brendan Divine, Savanna Stone) and despite assistance from Danny Limelight.
We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater and Slice Boogie before this week's main event.
Slice Boogie beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice and "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater in the finals of the Golden Opportunity Tournament to earn a guaranteed shot at the United World Championship after Invictus Khash shows up and hits Clearwater in the back with a chair and Slice Boogie hits the Statue of Misery on Zicky Dice.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Jonny Loquasto, who announces that the participants in the Golden Opportunity Tournament will not know who they are facing until they make their entrances. Also, the two wild card opponents will not face each other and will be in separate matches, and one wild card competitor will be kept secret until their match happens.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Jordan Cruz and "Poppin'" EJ Sparks to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament.
Backstage, we hear from "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who says that his path to opportunity is up next because the entire event was named after and built for him, and when he wins, he will be one step closer to reclaiming his birthright and destiny in the United World Championship.
Backstage, The Bodega discuss their upcoming matches. As "King FatBoy" Papo Esco hopes that The Bodega has his back and Danny Limelight mentions his world title defense next week, they also discuss getting Slice Boogie a shot at the United Heritage title.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Ju Dizz and Rocco Bellagio with the Goldi-Lock on Ju Dizz - who suffers a hurt knee after slipping on a springboard move - to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament when Rocco Bellagio is unable to stop Ju Dizz from tapping out in time.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Invictus Khash. Khash says that when he came to United Wrestling Network a year ago, he came there with a dream in his heart, and while he went through a lot, he won the Red Carpet Rumble. Shortly after that, Jordan Clearwater put him on the shelf, and as he recovered, he realized time was of the essence and his time to shine is now. He says that Limelight's time is coming to an end, and next week, he will make him tap out and become United World Champion.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto is met by Shane Haste and Che Cabrera, who confront him for letting Invictus Khash cash in and putting them in a tag team title match while Bad Dude Tito is in Japan. After stating that Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) "are no supergroup" regarding their tag team title defense, Beef Candy show up and confront them for their statement, and Jonny Loquasto makes it clear that their United World Tag Team Championship match will happen next week.
Slice Boogie beats "Main Event" Evan Daniels and Sledge to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament. After the match, Jeremy McPete interviews Slice Boogie in the ring, and Slice talks about how Danny Limelight beat him in last year's tournament and how The Bodega did not end after that, then says he and Danny are on the same time and that he is here to be the MVP, not to win a Most Improved Player or Sixth Man award.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Jonny Loquasto, who announces that the participants in the Golden Opportunity Tournament will not know who they are facing until they make their entrances. Also, the two wild card opponents will not face each other and will be in separate matches, and one wild card competitor will be kept secret until their match happens.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Jordan Cruz and "Poppin'" EJ Sparks to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament.
Backstage, we hear from "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who says that his path to opportunity is up next because the entire event was named after and built for him, and when he wins, he will be one step closer to reclaiming his birthright and destiny in the United World Championship.
Backstage, The Bodega (Daddy Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) discuss their upcoming matches. As "King FatBoy" Papo Esco hopes that The Bodega has his back and Danny Limelight mentions his world title defense next week, they also discuss getting Slice Boogie a shot at the United Heritage title.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Ju Dizz and Rocco Bellagio with the Goldi-Lock on Ju Dizz - who suffers a hurt knee after slipping on a springboard move - to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament when Rocco Bellagio is unable to stop Ju Dizz from tapping out in time.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Invictus Khash. Khash says that when he came to United Wrestling Network a year ago, he came there with a dream in his heart, and while he went through a lot, he won the Red Carpet Rumble. Shortly after that, Jordan Clearwater put him on the shelf, and as he recovered, he realized time was of the essence and his time to shine is now. He says that Limelight's time is coming to an end, and next week, he will make him tap out and become United World Champion.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto is met by Shane Haste and Che Cabrera, who confront him for letting Invictus Khash cash in and putting them in a tag team title match while Bad Dude Tito is in Japan. After stating that Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) "are no supergroup" regarding their tag team title defense, Beef Candy show up and confront them for their statement, and Jonny Loquasto makes it clear that their United World Tag Team Championship match will happen next week.
Slice Boogie beats "Main Event" Evan Daniels and Sledge to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament. After the match, Jeremy McPete interviews Slice Boogie in the ring, and Slice talks about how Danny Limelight beat him in last year's tournament and how The Bodega did not end after that, then says he and Danny are on the same time and that he is here to be the MVP, not to win a Most Improved Player or Sixth Man award.
Before the BTI match, Joe Hendry says it is time to address the elephant in the room and announces that he is no longer Digital Media Champion. He says that he knows everyone is upset, but he must motivate himself, as life is about peaks and valleys as well as good times and bad times, then recites a haiku that reflects the situation: "Sometimes life is good, sometimes life is bad, and sometimes life is so bad you need to quit and become a male stripper." He then says there is a shorter two-word that everyone sings, and that is "I believe," for they believe in Joe Hendry.
Joe Hendry and Yuya Uemura beat Kenny King and Sheldon Jean in the BTI after Joe Hendry clotheslines Sheldon Jean on the outside before Yuya Uemura stacks Kenny King up for the win.
Trinity and Dani Luna beat The Coven (Taylor Wilde and KiLynn King). After the match, "The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo shows up and lets her know that she is getting her championship rematch at Emergence.
Backstage, Lio Rush is met by Brian Myers and Moose. Myers tells Lio Rush that nobody leaves them hanging, but Lio Rush wants to know why they would align themselves with Bully Ray, who shows up and says that all three of them can trust each other. Lio Rush says he is not here to make friends, but Moose butts in and says they all have one common goal and Bully Ray asks Lio Rush if he is with them or against them before demanding an answer at the end of the night.
We hear from Dirty Dango and John E. Bravo. Dango says he does not take Santino Marella seriously at all, then mentions Santino's daughter again. He says that he has John E. Bravo with him as his personal security because Scott D'Amore is "a loose cannon boss" "hitting Canadian Destroyers like he is 25 again" while Director of Authority Santino Marella is hitting people with Cobras.
Johnny Swinger beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice in a Loser Leaves IMPACT Match and earns a shot at the IMPACT World Championship after letting Zicky Dice ride in the cart after telling him it is his time when Zicky Dice stops the count and tells Swinger to finish the match. Zicky rides the cart, but Johnny clotheslines him and uses the ropes for leverage to get the win.
Backstage, Director of Authority Santino Marella congratulates Yuya Uemura on pinning Kenny King in the BTI Match, and after Santino and Joe Hendry entertain the idea of Yuya as a champion, Yuya proposes a three-way match for the Digital Media title. Hendry agrees to this, and Santino makes the match official for next week.
We hear from "The National Treasure" Nick Aldis, who talks about his match with the returning Eric Young. He says that they are not strangers, but Eric Young has started off on the wrong foot. He says that Eric Young likes tradition will be served traditional humble pie tonight.
"The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw beats Masha Slamovich after Jai Vidal gets on the apron and Killer Kelly pulls her off only to be attacked from behind by Savannah Evans. John Montgomery, long-time host of The Amazing Race Canada, is seen in the crowd during the match.
We hear from Jake Something, who says that he came from nothing and when one is born with dirt, the only way is up. He says that one must be the wild dog chained to the fence ready to break through, and his hard lessons from his father are why he is something.
Backstage, Traci Brooks says she wants five minutes in the ring with Alisha Edwards, but Frankie Kazarian tells Traci that fighting Alisha is not worth it and that he does not want her involved in his war with Eddie Edwards any further.
Time Splitters (KUSHIDA and Alex Shelley) beat Moose and Brian Myers. After the match, Moose and Myers attack Time Splitters, and Bully Ray joins in. "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander soon runs into the ring, but he is overpowered, and Lio Rush joins in to attack Alex Shelley. All of a sudden, Chris Sabin returns and re-evens the numbers game, and Lio Rush is surrounded in the ring and eventually beaten up and thrown out of the ring by Sabin.
The IMPACT Plus Flashback Moment of the Week is Eric Young vs. Magnus (now Nick Aldis) for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship from the April 10, 2014 episode of IMPACT.
We hear from Alan Angels, who says Heath is the perfect example of somebody who thinks they are like a rock star while he himself is a real-life rock star. He says that Heath is jealous of him and that Heath's career is going downhill, then proposes a match for next week to see how much of a rock star Heath really is.
In backstage footage from last week, The Rascalz (Trey Miguel and Zachary Wentz) make light of their own actions from last week and tell Subculture (Mark Andrews and "Flash" Morgan Webster) to watch out for them. They then mess with "Speedball" Mike Bailey, who tells them that their careers would better off if they did not act like idiots. The Rascalz then mock Mike Bailey and walk away.
Zachary Wentz beats "Speedball" Mike Bailey after Trey Miguel gets ejected for getting physically involved in the match, allowing Wentz to spray paint Mike Bailey in the eyes for the win.
Eric Young beats "The National Treasure" Nick Aldis. After the match, Eric Young is attacked from behind by Deaner and Kon, and Kon choke slams Eric Young before doing it again at Deaner's behest. As they leave, Deaner demands that Kon choke slam Eric Young one more time, which he does. Kon then sends Eric Young to Deaner, who hits Eric Young with the Antidote.
Here is tonight's post-show!
Here are the must-see moments from tonight's show!
Alan Angels beats Crazzy Steve in the BTI match. During the match, Angels demands to ring announcer Jade Chung that he be known as "Windsor's favorite wrestler," but Crazzy Steve responds by having Jade Chung ask the fans if they want to see him take "Windsor's favorite wrestler" and bite his face off. After the match, Angels is hit from behind by Heath with a Wake-Up Call.
Scott D'Amore is in the ring to start tonight's show. D'Amore thanks the crowd for their support and making Slammiversary one of the greatest nights of his life, and says that standing in the ring with A1, Eric Young and Darren McCarty is a moment he will remember forever. He then announces that since his politics with Bully Ray are over, so is his leave of office, and with Santino Marella getting ready to face Dirty Dango tonight, he is the acting Director of Authority. He also announces that we will hear from "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander for the first time since his return at Slammiversary, and that ABC ("Inevitable" Ace Austin and Chris Bey) will have their tag team title rematch against Subculture (Mark Andrews and "Flash" Morgan Webster) tonight. As he is announcing that Jake Something is here tonight, The Good Hands show up. John Skyler calls D'Amore "a typical Canadian" and a coward by hiding behind his position of authority before they can hand him a receipt. D'Amore dares them to get in the ring, which they do, and Jason Hotch calls D'Amore a thorn in The Good Hands' side as well as a roadblock before Skyler says D'Amore is overdue for a beating from them. D'Amore responds by saying that "good hands need to throw down," then announces their opponents for tonight: Rich Swann and Sami Callihan, who head to the ring for the next match.
Rich Swann and Sami Callhan beat The Good Hands (John Skyler and Jason Hotch).
Backstage, we hear from ABC ("Inevitable" Ace Austin and Chris Bey). Chris Bey says Slammiversary was supposed to be the best night ever, but The Rascalz (Trey Miguel and Zachary Wentz) stopped them from retaining the World Tag Team titles. He tells The Rascalz to go somewhere else and that they will take their titles back. The Rascalz show up, and Trey Miguel wants a fight. Chris Bey stops Ace Austin at first, but then he throws the first punch. Security stops the brawl, and Scott D'Amore ejects The Rascalz from the arena. Johnny Swinger and "Outlandish" Zicky Dice then show up, and Swinger asks what he has to do to get a win. D'Amore admits the "fifty wins" idea was misguided, and says that if Swinger wins one match, he has a title shot. He then says the match is against Zicky, and if he loses, he is gone from Impact. Zicky tells Swinger he will lay down for him when D'Amore leaves, then D'Amore comes back and makes the match a Loser Leaves IMPACT match, putting Zicky's job at IMPACT on the line as well.
Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Eric Young, who says it feels "amazing" and "right" to be back home and that he has a story to tell and a history to address. He says that as much as he loves history and tradition, he loves change, then "The National Treasure" Nick Aldis shows up. Aldis welcomes him back and admits he does not like his loss from Slammiversary, then says that they both know each other and that he has a colleague in his war against Internet darlings who want to take over the company. Eric Young says he has mentioned what his new direction is, and while Nick Aldis has some good points and history is beautiful, he says that neither of them will be put in a box before saying they can have a match as part of "a beautiful history." Aldis and Eric shake hands.
We hear from Jake Something, who says that he is back and that everything in IMPACT will be his.
Jake Something beats Kevin Knight.
Courtney Rush beats Savannah Evans after Jessicka pulls "The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw off the apron to stop her distracting the referee while Jody Threat shows up and carries Jai Vidal off after grabbing him by the ponytail.
We hear from The Coven (Taylor Wilde and KiLynn King) Taylor Wilde is irritated that Trinity is IMPACT Knockouts World Championship, and says that she and KiLynn King got screwed by Masha Slamovich and Killer Kelly, now known as "MK Ultra." KiLynn King tells Dani Luna and Trinity that they are coming to kick their asses and make a statement, and Taylor Wilde says The Coven does not need batteries to glow.
IMPACT Wrestling thanks Windsor, Ontario, Canada, St. Clair College, Windsor Councillor Renaldo Agostino for their hospitality as last weekend was proclaimed and declared "IMPACT Wrestling Weekend" in the city of Windsor by Councillor Agostino. It is also announced that Slammiversary marked IMPACT's highest-attended event in four years, and that IMPACT hopes to return to Windsor in the near future.
In footage from earlier today, Tom Hannifan interviews Jonathan Gresham, who says that he can no longer hold his title anymore after Slammiversary, and asks why the X Division is not governed by a set of rules. He says that he fought for this in Ring of Honor, then says the X Division has no rules. Gresham then says this environment may not be for him, then leaves.
Dirty Dango beats Santino Marella after a person in riot gear shows up and attacks Santino as he goes for the Cobra. After the match, the person in the riot gear is revealed to be John E. Bravo.
Backstage, "The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw and Savannah Evans run into MK Ultra (Masha Slamovich and Killer Kelly) as they look for Jai Vidal. Gisele tells them to get out of her way, and Masha tells her to make them. Jody then returns Jai Vidal and tells them this had better be the last time she carries him off. Jai Vidal is shaken as Gisele demands a wardrobe change.
Backstage, we hear from Eddie and Alisha Edwards. Alisha says Traci Brooks being the equalizer at Slammiversary was not going to happen and that Traci is not half the woman she is. Traci shows up with Frankie Kazarian, then both sides brawl and security has to rush in.
Subculture (Mark Andrews and "Flash" Morgan Webster) retain the IMPACT World Tag Team Championships against ABC ("Inevitable" Ace Austin and Chris Bey) after The Rascalz (Trey Miguel and Zachary Wentz) show up. Wentz distracts the referee while Trey attacks Ace Austin from behind, and after a chain of pinfall reversals between Chris Bey and Mark Andrews, Andrews rolls Bey up to retain.
"The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander heads to the ring. Alexander proclaims that it is good to be back, and that there is nothing that could wipe the smile off of his face right now. Alexander says that he loves the fans and that he loves Windsor, Ontario, Canada, and admits it is a little bittersweet being here, because the last time he was in an IMPACT ring, it was in Windsor, and it was one of the toughest days of his career and his life as he relinquished the IMPACT Wrestling World Championship that he fought so hard to win and keep. He tells the fans not to worry, as he will earn some gold, and with that being said, he took a lot of pride in being IMPACT World Champion, as he got to realize his dream when IMPACT took a chance on him and gave him the opportunity he needed and got, and he made the most of that opportunity. Josh then says it was all taken away from him in an instant due to a freak accident and he had to relinquish his title, and he promised that he would come back better than ever. Josh states he believed that promise wholeheartedly, but afterwards, he doubted himself for the first time in a long time as to whether or not he would follow through on that promise. When Rebellion happened, he watched as a fan, and at the end of the night, he saw Steve Maclin holding up the IMPACT World Champonship and got all the fuel he needed, and the sling come off and he went to work to get better. Josh says he worked to rehab and work more than the day before, and now, he is standing on his own two feet "100% medically cleared for in-ring competition." He then announces he is not here just to compete, but to take back the IMPACT World Championship. Josh admits he wanted to say this to Steve Maclin's face, but then Alex Shelley shocked the world and cemented his name amongst the greats when he became IMPACT World Champion at Against All Odds, and he was not surprised, for he knew how good Alex Shelley was. Josh then asks "Is Alex Shelley good enough to beat Josh Alexander?" Alex Shelley shows up, and says that while Josh coming back in four months is impressive, he knew he would consider the World Championship his because he never lost it. He then says the World Championship is his now, as he challenged for it twice and beat Maclin's ass the second time after having lost to Alexander. Shelley then reiterates Josh's question from earlier and talks about how Josh was able to live a dream as world champion, then tells Josh that at some point, he has to wake up. As for a rematch, Shelley says they should have one. Lio Rush then shows up and reminds both Josh and Shelley that he beat Chris Sabin and won the X Division Championship like he said he would, then states that if he wants to be World Champion, then there is only one thing he has to do: exercise Option C. KUSHIDA then shows up with the X from the Ultimate X Match around his neck and raises the microphone up before telling KUSHIDA there will be no Option C until Lio Rush faces him. Bully Ray then shows up, and as everyone in the ring is focused on him, Shelley, KUSHIDA and Josh are attacked from behind by Moose and Brian Myers, and Bully Ray joins in. Moose, Bully and Myers then give Lio Rush the opportunity to blast Shelley with the X Division Championship, but he walks out, and the three of them lay out Alex Shelley to end the show. (When the segment airs on AXS TV, it airs with absolutely no sound, and the show goes off with no warning after Bully Ray's entrance. The segment is also muted on Fight Network as well. Meanwhile, the YouTube members-only premiere was unaffected. As a result, the segment is aired in full on YouTube soon after the show goes off the air, and IMPACT Wrestling apologizes to the fanbase for the technical issues.)
Audacity (Omega, Chris Allen, Carson Drake) beat "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, Garrisaon Creed and Beck Reeves after Reeves and Creed refuse to tag in and outright ignore Zicky Dice.
Backstage, "The Iron Demon" Shane Mercer confronts Rocco Bellagio and threatens to destroy him like he has done to people twice Rocco's size as he makes an example out of him in his first match in Derby City Wrestling.
Alexis Littlefoot vs. Marti Belle ends with both competitors being attacked by Big Mama. After the match, Allysin Kay gets in the ring, and Big Mama says she will face Allysin in the ring on her time.
Backstage, Damon Becker interviews Mickey Midas and Myron Reed. Myron says it has been seven years since Midas first had his back, and now he wants to help Midas out like Midas helped him and "get the band back together." Midas agrees, and both men shake hands.
Dylan Bostic heads to the ring. Bostic says he is tired of the fans' disrespect, and that every week, he comes out and does what he says he will do, such as beating "The Pope" Elijah Burke, go on a massive winning streak, and go face to face with The Pope, whom he calls out. A man dressed like a papal figure shows up on the back of a golf cart and gets in the ring, and Bostic says he is tired of the man blessing the fans, then says he beat The Pope because he is blessed by God before slapping the man around. The real Pope shows up and tells Bostic he has half the mind to get in the ring and slap the hell out of him, but he will not do that because he will respect the wishes of the DCW Board of Directors. He then puts Bostic on notice, saying he will get in the ring and beat the hell out of him next week.
Backstage, Damon Becker interviews "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who takes offense to being called "The Golden One," then says the United World Championship is not around his waist because of Jonny Loquasto and Danny Limelight. He says they are both scheming against him so that the title stays on Danny's waist, then says he does not appreciate Moose sticking his name in his business and that he should not have to qualify for what is his birthright. He says that Moose will find out what pure gold really looks like when he steps in the ring with him.
Rocco Bellagio beats "The Iron Demon" Shane Mercer.
Kenny King beats Channing Decker in the BTI match after rolling out of a top rope cross body to hit the Royal Flush.
Jordynne Grace beats Masha Slamovich in a back-and-forth chain of Sunset Flip attempts.
We see a video package of Nick Aldis' IMPACT Wrestling return.
It is announced that Joe Hendry has suffered a broken nose following his Digital Media title defense against Sheldon Jean.
Steve Maclin heads to the ring. Maclin says PCO wanted to catch him off guard last week, and he did. He says he made a tactical retreat and yet the fans want to call him a coward, then asks why they should wait until Under Siege and challenges PCO for the IMPACT World title now. PCO shows up, but he is soon attacked from behind by Champagne Singh and Shera and thrown into the ring, and Maclin heads to the back as Singh and Shera continue their attack on PCO. After PCO gets the upper hand with a double clothesline, Director of Authority Santino Marella shows up. Singh tries to bribe Santino, but Santino puts Singh in a match with PCO and bans Shera from ringside.
PCO beats Champagne Singh.
The Impact Plus Flashback Moment of the week is Magnus (Nick Aldis) vs. Christopher Daniels on the February 14, 2013 episode of Impact Wrestling.
We hear from The Design (Deaner, Angels, Kon). Deaner says he trusted Sami Callihan despite what others told him, and Callihan betrayed him and The Design so he can be his own man. He says that Callihan is not a machine, as machines feel no pain and Callihan will feel every ounce of pain The Design will give him for his betrayal. Deaner says that if he is willing to kill Eric Young, then one can only imagine what he will do to Callihan. He tells Callihan to watch tonight, as what The Design will do tonight is only a fraction of the pain in Callihan's future.
We hear from The Coven (Taylor Wilde and KiLynn King). Taylor Wilde asks a spirit to bring pain to Deonna Purrazzo as part of a spell. Taylor has her misgivings about the effectiveness of the spell, but KiLynn King says it will work.
Before the next match, "Outlandish" Zicky Dice mentions the "Road To Fifty," then says he and Johnny Swinger will fix their winning streak tonight. Zicky Dice then brings out Swinger's opponent due to a language barrier, and that opponent is El Dineroco, who is Zicky in disguise.
Johnny Swinger quickly beats El Dineroco with a La Magistral Cradle, finally giving Swinger his first win of fifty. After the match, it is obvious that Zicky Dice is El Dineroco, then Director of Authority Santino Marella shows up and says the victory is nullified. Johnny Swinger then kicks Zicky Dice to the curb.
Backstage, Kenny King meets with Channing Decker. Channing admits that Kenny King was the better man and thanks him for the opportunity, and Kenny shakes his hand before thanking him for allowing him to beat his ass in his hometown. Kenny King then meets with Sheldon Jean and says that while he has potential and reminds him of himself, potential is nothing without someone to steer the ship. When Sheldon asks what is going on, Kenny tells him he has to keep his head on a swivel in IMPACT as people keep talking about Nick Aldis over him and worry about what it is in it for himself.
"Inevitable" Ace Austin and Chris Bey beat The Design (Angels and Kon) after Sami Callihan shows up and attacks Deaner at ringside. During the match, it is announced that Director of Authority Santino Marella has been attacked backstage.
Backstage, Dirty Dango shows up to check on Director of Authority Santino Marella, who says that he was attacked from behind and managed to get a tuft of hair. The doctor tells Santino to take some head off, and Dango "resigns" as "Assistant Director of Authority" to become "Detective of Authority."
Backstage, Rosemary and Jessicka size up their situation regarding the Undead Realm when Crazzy Steve shows up. Steve says he has seen what is going on, then is surprised by Jessicka's appearance before asking Rosemary if she has talked to everyone. Rosemary is reluctant to talk to Father James Mitchell, but Steve tells her she has to do it.
Jody Threat beats Seleziya Sparx.
We hear from Killer Kelly, who wants another battle with Masha Slamovich - who she considers "the perfect playmate" - after the fun she had at Hardcore War.
Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Frankie Kazarian. In part one of a sit-down interview series, Kazarian talks about how he met Scott D'Amore and Jeff Jarrett on an overseas tour and his early days in Impact Wrestling, and how he learned that he did not want to be a veteran clinging to their spot to keep the younger talent from becoming stars. He says that he left in 2014 because of tumultuous management who did not care what he or his peers were doing.
"The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo retains the IMPACT Wrestling Knockouts World Championship against Taylor Wilde after countering the Witch's Wrath into the Venus de Milo. After the match, KiLynn King attacks Deonna from behind, and Taylor Wilde joins in. Jordynne Grace runs into the ring to even the numbers game, and The Coven (Taylor Wilde and KiLynn King) retreat. Jordynne makes it clear she still wants the Knockouts title, then she and Deonna shake hands.
Here is tonight's post-show!
Here are the must-see moments from tonight's show!
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater demolishes Jason Levi, hitting him with the Midas Touch, the Golden Sleep and the Goldi-Lock in a matter of a few minutes. After the match, Clearwater brags about what he has just done and says Invictus Khash could not have won the Red Carpet Rumble or beat "Raymond Jackoff," "Little Willie Mack" or Guy Cool or be in the United Wrestling Network without him. He says that Invictus Khash will be crying tears in the desert sun and wishing he was half as good as he was, then Khash shows up and attacks Clearwater. This starts a brawl that makes it way to the back.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who bullies McPeet out of the shot and says that he was not invited to the Red Carpet Rumble and that he is about to become UWN's new outlandish champion after beating Danny Limelight.
Johnnie Robbie beats Danielle Kamela.
We get a closer look at Invictus Khash's recent career highlights in the United Wrestling Network leading up to his Red Carpet Rumble win.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto talks to "Pretty" Peter Avalon about Bateman, saying he is at a loss with him. Avalon says Bateman is a psychopath and a lone wolf who is attacking people, and that he wants to fight Bateman. Loquasto says he and the committee have no idea what to do with Bateman, and that he is talking to him first. Avalon makes it known that he wants a fight with Bateman, and Loquasto tells him he and the committee will make it happen.
Danny Limelight retains the United World Championship against "Outlandish" Zicky Dice after Slice Boogie tries to stop Zicky Dice from using the championship as a weapon to buy Limelight some time and hit the Symbiote DDT for the win.
