Showing posts with label Jordan Oasis. Show all posts
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Sunday, August 17, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for August 17, 2025

Alex Gracia beats Bryn Thorne.

We receive another message from Delirium (McCallion and Slade) and their leader: "Time has proven that even brothers can be divided by greed. Blood eventually turns to venom; trust to ash. Delirium: we are chosen, forged in truth, bound by purpose. One mind, one will, one defining heartbeat. While the world tears itself apart, we remain whole. Delirium is the cure for your poisoned mind."

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. The interview is sponsored by Nearly Average Wrestling, which raises Zicky's ire. Zicky finds out that his match with Hex, which is next, is sponsored by Nearly Average Wrestling about once every ten seconds.

"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Hex in a match sponsed by Nearly Average Wrestling.

Backstage, we hear from "Poppin'" EJ Sparks, who has been UWN Heritage Champion for 161 days. He says that during the time, he heard Jordan Oasis talk trash about him while he was injured, but he is back and he will beat him tonight so he can put respect on his name.

G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beats World's Finest (Steve El Lycan and LJ Ramos).

Backstage, Jack Farmer is interrupted by G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine), who is celebrating their win. Once again, the meaning of G.U.N.K. is almost mentioned, then Rob McKnight mentions it is his dog's birthday. G.U.N.K. also mention that they have no strategy for winning except to keep winning.

"Poppin'" EJ Sparks retains the UWN Heritage Championship against Jordan Oasis.



Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Do The Evolution - Evolve recap for May 28, 2025

Jackson Drake beats Jordan Oasis and Lince Dorado in a Play-In Triple Threat Match for the Evolve Championship. During the match, Brad Baylor tries to pull Lince Dorado out of the ring but fails, and that leads to Lince Dorado chasing both Baylor and "The Smoke Show" Ricky Smokes to the back before Jackson Drake hits Jordan Oasis with The Unaliving for the win and the title shot.

Backstage, The High Ryze (Tyson Dupont and Tyriek Igwe) talk about their match with Cappuccino Jones and Jack Cartwheel. Tyson says they are quick and exciting, but Tyriek says they are not explosive and powerful like they are. He says it will be their power vs. Cappuccino and Cartwheel's speed, and Tyson says they will run into a brick wall. Tyriek says speed vs. power will apply pressure and that the pressure will make Cappuccino and Cartwheel explode.

We hear from It's Gal, who is poolside at home after a workout. He calls Troy Yearwood "a Gal wannabe" and says he has the best physique, not Yearwood, and gives him his first and final warning to stay out of his way, as "when you're in mint condition, there is no competiton."

Jackson Drake shows up unannounced and says that weeek after week, The Vanity Project (Brad Baylor, "The Smoke Show" Ricky Smokes, Jackson Drake, "The Real Deal" Zayda Steel, Bryce Donovan) have proven that they are the hottest thing going on Evolve in more ways that one and that they are just getting started. Drake says he will bring more drip to The Vanity Project next week when he wins the Evolve Championship, then Edris Enofé shows up and says he finds it hilarious that Drake calls himself the hottest thing going when he is standing here right now. He says that next week is a moment he has waited for for a very long time, as he has worked for the last four years to keep this from slipping through his fingers. He then tells Drake that he is leaving empty-handed when he leaves with the title, then "Super" Sean Legacy shows up. Legacy brings up The Vanity Project recruiting the help of Lexis King to keep him from competing in the Fatal 4-Way for the Evolve Championship, and while Lexis King was the better man that night, he is still standing. Legacy tells Enofé that he respects his journey, but they both have an opportunity waiting and that he has waited eight years and fought up the food chain to start his legacy and become Evolve Champion. Jackson Drake says he is tired of listening to Enofé and Legacy, and says that neither of them are qualified like he is. As he leaves, he backs into Keanu Carver. Enofé and Legacy approach Drake, then they and Carver all get a free punch to the face before referees show up to restore order.

Backstage, Chuey Martinez interviews Cappuccino Jones and Jack Cartwheel. Cappuccino says the pot is hot and extra large tonight, and while The High Ryze (Tyson Dupont and Tyriek Igwe) are big, they cannot hit what they cannot catch. Cartwheel says it is their speed against their power, and Cappuccino says the gameplan is "stick and move." Cappuccino says they have a triple shot of energy ready to hit them in the mouth and that he and Cartwheel are about to turn Evolve on its head.

The High Ryze (Tyson Dupont and Tyriek Igwe) beat Cappuccino Jones and Jack Cartwheel. During the match, Wes Lee shows up in Tyson and Tyriek's corner.

Backstage, Prime Minister Stevie Turner meets with Leigh Laurel, the newest signee to the Evolve Women's Division. She now goes by the name Jin Tala, and she signs her Evolve contract as Carlee Bright shows up. Stevie Turner tells Carlee Bright that there will be nobody at ringside for the Fatal 4-Way Match for the Evolve Women's Championship, which Carlee Bright totally understands. Carlee is then introduced to Jin Tala, who will be her opponent next week. Carlee and Jin Tala shake hands.

Backstage, Natalya announces that she will be watching the women's Fatal 4-Way Match for the Evolve Women's Champonship tonight and that she will be awarding the championship to the winner of the match.

Backstage, we hear from The High Ryze (Wes Lee, Tyriek Igwe, Tyson Dupont). Tyriek says power beats speed everytime, but Tyson admits that Cappuccino Jones and Jack Cartwheel are pretty fast and that training with the fastest makes it so that they do not stand a chance. Wes Lee states that Tyriek and Tyson have been causing a ruckus in Evolve and that he has arrived to see what the noise is about. He says that Cappuccino Jones and Jack Cartwheel has plenty of potential, but that potential does not measure up to theirs, and if they have a problem, they can see him next week. Tyson says they have not seen the last of them, then The High Ryze leave to celebrate.

Kali Armstrong beats Wendy Choo, Kendal Grey and Kylie Rae in a Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match to become the first-ever Evolve Women's Champion! After the match, Kali Armstrong snatches the championship from Natalya's hands and celebrates in the ring to end the show.

Sunday, May 18, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for May 18, 2025

Before the next match, Jordan Oasis welcomes everyone to the show before introducing himself, then says he should be having a Heritage Championship match. Unfortunately, "Poppin'" EJ Sparks cannot be here, and blames the fans for Sparks getting himself injured elsewhere. We then see a photo of EJ Sparks at the hospital. Oasis calls this ironic because he was going to put Sparks in the hospital anyway, then makes fun of the local transit system before demanding an opponent so he can prove that "The Global Nomad" should be a global champion. Mathias answers the challenge.

Jordan Oasis beats Mathias.

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Brittnie Brooks and Alex Gracia. Gracia says Big Mama is back and that everyone knows she is big and bad, but she refuses to stay down. Gracia says that Brittnie is much like her and that she will be in her corner, and that they are going to win. Brittnie says she is also back, but she has a big challenge ahead of her in Big Mama. She says that she will be walking out the new Women's Champion. We also nearly get a "It's Brittnie, bitch!" reference.

Jordan Castle is in the ring. He says the fans boo "One in a Million" Maximilien Monclair because he is everything and they are nothing, then announces that Maximilien's opponent refused to show up due to what would happen to him and pities the fool that replaces him. He then introduces Maximilien.

"One in a Million" Maximilien Monclair beats "The Headbang Extremist" Hex by submission with the Max Factor.

Backstage, Jack Farmer announces that as per Nikko Marquez, Scorpio Sky vs. Kenny King is now #1 contender's match for the UWN World Championship. Kenny shows up and says he has had a Scorpio Sky for years and nobody can get an edge after so many matches, then says he has not lost a step yet nobody can say the same about Scorpio Sky. He says that SoCal Uncensored looks less like a frat house and more like "a retirement home for washed-up dorks," then tells Scorpio Sky to stay home instead of showing up at Coastline Clash, or else he will drag him all over California. Scorpio Sky shows up and says the United Wrestling Network is his home and that Kenny King is standing on holy ground. He says he is here not for a feel-good moment, but to show everyone who he is.

Before the next match begins, Lights Camera Faction (Action Braxton, Frescomatic, Watson) and The Mighty Zaddies (Che Cabrera, Bade Dude Tito, "Hysterical" Shane Haste) brawl before the bell rings, and Ice Williams also gets involved as Bad Dude Tito's knee is rammed into the ring post. Medical is called for Tito, and the match continues as a three-on-two handicap match.

The Mighty Zaddies (Che Cabrera, Bade Dude Tito, "Hysterical" Shane Haste) retain the UWN Tag Team Championships against Lights Camera Faction (Action Braxton, Frescomatic, Watson) in a six-man tag match. During the match, Ice Williams gets ejected fromringside after the referee catches him pulling Shane Hate off the ring apron. Shortly after this, Bad Dude Tito returns to the match, and takes out Ice Williams on the way out of medical.



Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Do The Evolution - Evolve recap for April 16, 2025

Chuey Martinez interviews Kendal Grey. Kendal Grey talks about how she got into amateur wrestling and into WWE, and calls tonight's Fatal 4-Way Match a stepping stone on the way to what is next as she seeks to stay undefeated and become the face of Evolve.

Ice Williams is seen in the VIP Section.

Harlem Lewis beats Trill London. After the match, Chuey Martinez interviews Lewis, who wants his face off with Keanu Carver. Gallus (Joe Coffey, Mark Coffey, Wolfgang) suddenly shows up, and Harlem Lewis has to be held back.

Gallus (Joe Coffey, Mark Coffey, Wolfgang) beat Jack Cartwheel, Jordan Oasis and Cappuccino Jones in a six-man tag match.

Chuey Martinez interviews Chantel Moore. Chantel talks about how she participated in a WWE tryout and did not expect to make it, her gymnastics background, and how she is training for tonight's Fatal 4-Way Match.

Luca Crusifino joins Ice Williams in the VIP Section.

Chuey Martinez interviews Kali Armstrong. Kali talks about how she accomplishes anything she puts her mind through and how the winner of tonight's Fatal 4-Way Match will be "the mentally toughest."

Oro Mensah beats Javier Bernal.

Chuey Martinez interviews Brinley Reece. Brinley talks about how her openness towards opportunity has led her to WWE and how everyone in the Evolve women's division wants the same thing. She hopes to win the match and get closer to becoming the face of Evolve.

We hear from General Manager Stevie Turner, who announces matches for next week that has formed as a result of recent events. Timothy Thatcher will face Bryce Donovan, Jackson Drake will face "Super" Sean Legacy, and Carlee Bright will be in action.

Carlee Bright is in the VIP Section.

Kali Armstrong beats Chantel Monroe, Brinley Reece and Kendal Grey in a Fatal 4-Way Match.

Sunday, April 13, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for April 13, 2025

We hear from David Marquez, who announces the participants of the next match - Big Mama and Alex Gracia - complete with sounds from Press Your Luck.

Big Mama beats Alex Gracia to become the inaugural United Women's Champion!

David Marquez interviews Big Mama. Big Mama says that she has not only taken over Derby City Wrestling and Championship Wrestling, but she is on top of the United Wrestling Network, and wants to know if anybody has what it takes to challenge her for the Women's Championship.

We hear from Zicky Dice, who meets with QT Marshall and Aaron Solo. Zicky asks Marshall if he will be retiring if he beats him, but Marshall tells him to watch who he runs his mouth to before punching him in the face.

Aaron Solo beats Bryce Saturn after using the referee as a human shield.

Backstage, we hear from Aaron Solo and QT Marshall. Solo says that the crowd loves him, and Marshall says that he only breeds winners at the Nightmare Factory and that Zicky Dice had his chance but tucked tail and went somewhere else. He says that next week, he will become the next Television Champion.

Danny Limelight heads to the ring. He says it is great to be back in the United Wrestling Network and that for over 800 days, he has carried the United Wrestling Network on his back, and he has taken on and beaten the best of the best. He says that he does not know what is next for him and that he might as well celebrate his first night off, then Kenny King shows off with a bottle of champagne. Kenny says he is here to celebrate with Danny Limelight, then mentions the party plans that he and Limelight have. Limelight admits he thought Kenny was here to skip the line and challenge for his title, then Kenny says he waits in no line and jumps Limelight.

"Poppin'" EJ Sparks beats "Main Evant" Evan Daniels, Jordan Oasis, Stunt Marshall and Brandon Cutler in a five-way Championship Scramble Match to win the vacant United Heritage Championship!



Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Do The Evolution - Evolve recap for March 19, 2025

We get a closer look at Brinley Reece before the next match. Brinley is excited to evolve on this show. She mentions her 16 years of experience in cheerleading as well as her exercise background and says there is more to her than what has been shown in the last two years and that Evolve is the best place to see it all. We get a closer look at Masyn Holiday, who graduated valedictorian from Howard University and broke three school records on the way.

Brinley Reece beats Masyn Holiday. After the match, Chuey Martinez interviews Brinley, who says that her match speaks for itself when she said she should have been in that first match during the match.

Peter Rosenberg interviews Tyriek Igwe and Tyson Dupont in the VIP Section. Tyriek says that they are not waiting while everyone gets their turn, and Tyson says that they are here to take what is theirs. Tyriek proclaims that they are here for checks and championships, and that this is a lifestyle and not a mantra. Tyson proclaims they are ready to fight and ready for someone to step up and catch a beatdown, as nobody wants them to come looking. When Gallus (Mark and Joe Coffey) show up for the next match, they dare Tyriek and Tyson to come fight them.

We hear from Jordan Oasis, who talks about his start in professional wrestling ten years ago with Rikishi and how he is trying to figure out exactly who he is in the ring. We also hear from Sam Holloway, who dealt with a lot of bullying as a kid and reciprocated it on everyone when he got older and that he has no remorse teaching everyone "the hard way." He says that he quit football 48 hours in because he did not love it, and that he really loved striking fear into people's eyes, which he could not do in football.

Gallus (Joe and Mark Coffey) beat Jordan Oasis and Sam Holloway by referee stoppage after Joe Coffey hits Oasis with a knockout punch following Wolfgang showing up and distracting Holloway, who is not on the same page with Oasis during the match. Jack Cartwheel and Cappuccino Jones help carry Jordan Oasis out after the match.

We hear from Lalya Diggs, who has always struggled with self-confidence and what she brings to the table. She knows that she is a great athlete, but she has never believed in herself. She says fear has held her back from her true potential. She also mentions her gymnastics and track backgrounds. We also hear from Chantel Monroe, who was a gymnasty growing up and is interested in fashion. She says that she is "a little bit of a diva" and that she wants to look good doing what she does in the ring.

Chantel Monroe beats Layla Diggs after Layla goes for a Sunset Flip from the top rope with a hurt left knee only for Chantel to sit down for a pinfall attempt to counter it.

We hear from Haze Jameson, who played Division I women's volleyball and was team captain. As she talks about how she is the life of the party and considers Dennis Rodman an inspiration, Kali Armstrong interrupts, saying she is here for a match and that she is not going to wait and will take it because she is different.

Kali Armstrong quickly beats Haze Jameson.

Peter Rosenberg interviews Kylie Rae regarding the note from Wendy Choo on the stage. Kylie Rae mentions that she has never met Wendy Choo and that after last week, she does not know if she wants to go to know Wendy Choo, as she scares her. She says she has a lot of talented women to focus on the locker room and that Wendy's note - which she tosses away along with the teddy bear that came with it - is the last thing she wants to focus on. Wendy Choo appears on the nearby Videotron, and Zara Zahker shows up to figure out what is going on only for a spooked Kylie Rae to nearly hit her.

We hear from Drako Knox, who comes from a working class family and considers himself lucky to play college football. He says he has always been a fan of WWE and that he was all in when he got the call, and that WWE was the lottery ticket that represented hope for him. He says the difference between this and a real lottery ticket is that he calls his shot and he controls his own destiny. We also hear from Tate Wilder, a fifth-generation rancher and cowboy with experience in multiple sports, including college football, where he turned a walk-on into a full ride scholarship. He says that everything he went through has brought him here to WWE. He considers himself a combination of Matthew McConaughey and "the baddest man to ever ride a bull" J.B. Mooney, and when he is the ring, there is not a soul in the world who can stop him from doing what he needs to do.

Tyson Dupont and Tyriek Igwe beat Drako Knox and Tate Wilder after Drako Knox misses a running knee in the corner and hurts his knee as a result. During the match, Swipe Right (Brad Baylor and "The Smoke Show" Ricky Smokes) and Zayda Steel show up to sit in the VIP Section. After the match, Swipe Right tries to pick a fight with Drako and Wilder, and the long-haired man who has been sitting near the VIP Section all night backs Swipe Right up.

Oro Mensah is seen in the VIP Section.

Luca Crusifino beats Javier Bernal. After the match, Crusifino speaks towards the camera and says that Evolve is his show, and if anyone thinks they can handle him, then they can get in the ring right now. Keanu Carver shows up wanting a piece of Crusifino, as does Harlem Lewis.

Sunday, March 24, 2024

At The Derby - Derby City Wrestling recap for March 24, 2024

We are welcomed to the show by David Marquez, who says that Kevin Martenson has sent back the Heritage Championship - which now has a new design - and says that he originally decided to put the title on hiatus, but will not at Kevin Martenson's request. Zicky Dice shows up and says life is not fair, then says he thought of the perfect man to hold the title in the meantime: himself. He then takes the title despite David Marquez' protestings, and dares Marquez to hit him.

The Krusty Krew (Dom Kubrick and Lucas Riley) beat Fidel Bravo and AJ Mana.



Backstage, Danny Limelight and "Pretty" Peter Avalon talk about their recent match. Avalon says Limelight brought a fire back out of him, and Limelight praises Avalon for taking him to his limits and holding the "Day 1" challenges. Suddenly, Jordan Oasis shows up wanting a title shot and an open challenge. Avalon leaves, and Oasis tries to get a title shot out of Limelight. When Limelight refuses, Oasis calls Limelight "a fake champion," and Limelight threatens to defend the championship against him right then and there. General Manager Jonny Loquasto butts in and make a match where if Oasis wins, he will get a title shot down the road, much to Limelight's annoyance.

Backstage, "Pretty" Peter Avalon is on the phone when "King FatBoy" Papo Esco asks him if he has seen Slice Boogie. Avalon says he hasn't, but shows his annoyance with Slice Boogie for getting a title shot before him. Papo tells Avalon to put respect on Slice's name, as Slice is still his brother.

Vinnie Massaro beats Jack Painter.

Bryce Saturn beats Damian Desire.

Backstage, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco talks with Danny Limelight before his match, and tells him he has his eyes out for Bad Dude Tito and Slice Boogie while Limelight rocks the house. Esco tells Limelight that he has nothing to worry about.

It's time for the United Wrestling Network News Desk. We hear from Daniel Evans, who says that he originally wanted nothing to do with Mikey O'Shea, but now he has his eyes on him after he spit water in his face, and now he is going to put him in his place. We hear from Flex McCalleon, who says that he is having a lot of fun introducing everyone to the Tenderizer, and that he will have one word branded in everyone's minds: "BEEF!" We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who now holds both the Television and Heritage titles as he says that things are starting to shape up for him and that this is what happens when one takes control of their own destiny.

Jordan Oasis vs. Danny Limelight ends in a no-contest after both men are attacked by a man in a black hoodie, who ends up being "Benevolent" Jack Banning. "King FatBoy" Papo Esco makes it to the ring and Banning retreats, and Limelight is left not knowing what to think regarding his relationship with the rest of The Bodega (Esco, Slice Boogie).