Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
"D-Man" Dan Parker and Brett Ryan Gosselin beat G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) after Valentine inadvertently hits McKnight with a Vader Bomb after Gosselin pulls Parker out of the way, despite Gosselin and Parker not being on the same page and constantly arguing with each other.
Nat Castle beats "The Wrestlebae" Vanity after throwing seasoning into Vanity's face as the referee is distracted by Sebastian Amor.
Javi beats Vinny Pacifico with the Circle Pit.
Amity LaVey beats Journey Burke, Esq.
We hear from Commissioner Little Guido, who announces that the Five Boroughs Classic is starting. Each episode starts with a six-man tag match, one for each borough, with the teammates of the winning team facing each other in three-way matches for the main event. The five winners of these three-way matches will face each other in a Skyscraper Match in Los Angeles, California on Sunday Night Slam, with the winner receiving $50,000 that will be personally awarded by Commissioner Little Guido. Next week's block represents The Bronx.
Chris Masters vs. Jordan Cruz from Sunday Night Slam is replayed.
We hear from Rob McKnight, who is about to mention what G.U.N.K. means when Casanova Valentine shows up. They mention their match against Delirium (Slade and McCallion) tonight.
Delirium (Slade and McCallion) vs. G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) ends in a no-contest when the referee throws the match out as Delirium gang up on an injured Valentine and the referee cannot restore order. Referees and security show up in an attempt to restore order.
We hear from 5150 (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie). Slice Boogie tells Fly Def ("Fly Brother" Warren Jay and "The Big Homie" Zackzilla) that they run things in California and that he has never forgiven the Houston Rockets for what they did to the New York Knicks in 1995. Danny Limelight says that they are the tag team champions for a reason and that they will do what they do best.
Bryce Saturn beats Joey Lancaster.
Backstage, David Marquez interviews Scorpio Sky. Scorpio Sky says he is always busy, but he always comes home. He says Jordan Cruz has been riding high, but he cannot get too high, and if he wants to great, he must beat him to step up to the next level; if he cannot, he will regret losing to him.
5150 (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie) retain the UWN Tag Team Championships against Fly Def ("Fly Brother" Warren Jay and "The Big Homie" Zackzilla).
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Jose the Assassin. Jose says he has watched "Poppin'" EJ Sparks' career and says he has plateaued as a champion and does not have what it takes to be a wrestling superstar. Sparks shows up and confronts Jose and demands respect on his name and his championship while threatening to knock his teeth down his throat.
Big Mama vs. KJ Rockett from Memphis Wrestling is replayed.
Backstage, we hear from The Evantourage ("Main Evant" Evan Daniels, Damian Desire, Bryce Saturn). Damian Desire states that Evan Daniels slayed a dragon, and Daniels says he was the first to do so. He says that Brandon Cutler is just a man while he is a star and still Television Champion, then lists a who's who of who he has defeated before stating that his next opponent is Fidel Bravo. The Evantourage laugh, then says he has things to do and people to see and that he will get the job done, just like how Desire and Bryce Saturn will get the job done. Saturn says that they will make a mockery out of G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine)
G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beat Transcendence (Damian Desire and Bryce Saturn).
We hear from Delirium (Slade, McCallion, The Master Amir). The Master Amir says that shadows shift, pressure builds, and in the silence, they will listen. Slade and McCallion state that they will turn everyone's dreams into dirt, then The Master Amir sics them on the tag team division and states that they will know that this was always prophecy.
Halex beats Joey Lancaster.
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks retains the UWN Heritage Championship against Jose the Assassin. After the match, "One in a Million" Maximilien and Jordan Castle show up, and Castle pays Jose the Assassin off to lay Sparks out with a camera cable a la Rush before Maximilien and Jordan pose with the Heritage title to end the show.
Jack Farmer interviews Vipress at the start of the show. Vipress says that she has beaten Alex Gracia before, and if she wants her ass handed to her again, they can go. Gracia soon shows up and confronts Vipress, and officials have to stop the inevitable brawl.
Jonny Loquasto announces that next week, there will be another title match for the main event. He then introduces the current UWN Heritage Champion, "Poppin'" EJ Sparks. Loquasto then announces Sparks' next opponent for his title, who is the toughest yet: Johnny United (aka Johnny TV in AEW and ROH). Sparks talks about how he first saw Johnny United - then known as Johnny Nitro - when he watched wrestling as a kid, and how the way he wrestles was directly inspired by Johnny. He says that the Heritage Championship means a lot to him and that he has had banger after banger in the ring, and wants to meet Johnny before the match. Johnny shows up and heads to the ring, and Sparks says it is an honor to defend the title against him and be in the ring with him. Johnny replies with a punch to the face followed by a beatdown before he holds up the Heritage Championship and says the best man will win.
Backstage, Jack Farmer is met by G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine). Once again, their plan to stay undefeated is to just keep winning.
Alex Gracia beats Vipress after using the bottom rope for leverage.
G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beat Jake Redondo and Joey Lancaster. After the match, Delirium's (Slade and McCallion) leader shows up. He says he would congratulate G.U.N.K., but he is not a liar. He goes on to insult Valentine's looks before saying "Well done" to McKnight. He says that he is impressed with Joey Lancaster and that he is remembering who he is, but Jake Redondo fails to understand that this is a war, not a gymnastics act. He suggests to Lancaster that if he does not want to spend the rest of his career looking at the light, he should rethink who he picks as a tag team partner. This drives a wedge between Lancaster and Redondo.
We hear from Fidel Bravo, who says that he gets the opportunity he has been begging for after ten years and that he will not let it go to waste.
Mathias beats Halex after avoiding a top rope Swanton Bomb.
We hear from Brandon Cutler, who says that every time someone challenges him, he wins. He then says that he wants a championship, and next week, he wants to defeat a long-time Television Champion. Cutler then challenges "Outlandish" Zicky Dice to a match next week.
David Marquez announces that the United Wrestling Network is coming to the Lorain Palace Theatre in Lorain, Ohio on March 28, 2026.
Jordan Cruz retains the UWN World Championship against Fidel Bravo following the distraction by The Epic.
We receive another message from Delirium (McCallion and Slade) and their leader: "Time has proven that even brothers can be divided by greed. Blood eventually turns to venom; trust to ash. Delirium: we are chosen, forged in truth, bound by purpose. One mind, one will, one defining heartbeat. While the world tears itself apart, we remain whole. Delirium is the cure for your poisoned mind."
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. The interview is sponsored by Nearly Average Wrestling, which raises Zicky's ire. Zicky finds out that his match with Hex, which is next, is sponsored by Nearly Average Wrestling about once every ten seconds.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Hex in a match sponsed by Nearly Average Wrestling.
Backstage, we hear from "Poppin'" EJ Sparks, who has been UWN Heritage Champion for 161 days. He says that during the time, he heard Jordan Oasis talk trash about him while he was injured, but he is back and he will beat him tonight so he can put respect on his name.
G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beats World's Finest (Steve El Lycan and LJ Ramos).
Backstage, Jack Farmer is interrupted by G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine), who is celebrating their win. Once again, the meaning of G.U.N.K. is almost mentioned, then Rob McKnight mentions it is his dog's birthday. G.U.N.K. also mention that they have no strategy for winning except to keep winning.
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks retains the UWN Heritage Championship against Jordan Oasis.
Backstage, Jack Farmer is met by G.U.N.K. (Rob Shit and Casanova Valentine), who decide to do the intro for him. When asked about their match this week, they plan on winning.
Brandon Cutler beats Fidel Bravo.
Backstage, Jonny Loaqusto introduces CEO of Nearly Average Wrestling, Shane Hartline, and his security guard, Leroy. Hartline says that he is here in peace and that he is looking forward to the rest of the show, then wants to see the rest of the roster in Championship Wrestling.
Jonny Loaquasto interviews The Mighty Zaddies ("Hysterical" Shane Haste, Che Cabrera, Bad Dude Tito). Shane Haste talks about how he grew up on television while kids these days watch television on their phones. Che Cabrera says Damian Desire is stronger than he looks, but he looks forward to getting his hands around his neck. Bad Dude Tito says they have been champions for close to three years and that The Evantourage ("Main Evant" Evan Daniels, Damian Desire, Bryce Saturn) have to attack them from behind to get a chance. Loquasto then announces there will be a six-man tag match between The Mighty Zaddies and the Evantourage, who soon arrive and state that The Mighty Zaddies cannot beat them. Evan Daniels pokes Haste as he states that The Evantourage is tired of slapping them around, which starts a brawl that quickly has to be stopped.
G.U.N.K. (Rob Shit and Casanova Valentine) beat Auron West and Mathias. After the match, Mathias gets angry at Auron West and shoves him before leaving the ring.
We hear from the mysterious leader of Delirium (Slade and McCallion), who says that the awakening has begun and that we have seen the first ripples in the still waters of the tag team division, courtesy of Delirium. Slade says the tag team has seen what they are now up against, and McCallion says that when you crawl into the dark with them, you don't come back up. The mysterious leader of Delirium says that this is the first warning, and to stand with Delirium or be slayed by society.
Danny Limelight heads to the ring. He talks about his 933-day reign, but says he is pushing 1,000 days as his family sits in the front row. He issues an open challenge for the UWN World Championship, and says that he is not taking a loss in front of his family. Jack Farmer gets in the ring and asks Big Baby Slim if he is answering the open challenge. Big Baby Slim says he does not need the title or the fans, and that he will take on anyone. He says he is back because some people have big heads and leave "the real ones" on their own, taking off when they find success and leaving people like him at home, then offers the open challenge to Jordan Cruz, who then goes to work.
Jordan Cruz beats Danny Limelight to become the UWN World Champion! Danny Limelight's reign ends at 933 days.
We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who hosts his final episode of "ZDTV." He addresses losing the Television Championship, saying he would have done the same thing "Main Evant" Daniel Evans would have done. He does not deny that Daniel Evans is a star, then says that he will get the title back and shove the top of his "Zickmas Tree" so far up his ass that he will shine bright for the rest of the year.
Ray Jaz beats Fidel Bravo with a sunset backslide pin from the ring apron. After the match, Ray Jaz gives the "Jaz Tip of the Day:" There are winners and there are losers, yet the fans cannot beat their alarm clocks, let alone win a wrestling match. He says he is here to take over, and prove that he is "the Jersey Shore thing of Championship Wrestling," because there are men, there are myths, and there are Jersey legends.
Backstage, "Main Evant" Evan Daniels addresses "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, telling him that he has his rematch, then tells him to expect a shine when you book a star, because it when it comes time to put on a show, he puts on a show.
Jordan Castle introduces "One in a Million" Maximilien Monclair. Castle demands all questions be directed towards him after Maximilien is called "Max," then proceeds to make fun of the questions given to him. On the subject of what is next for Maximilien, Jordan Castle says that Maximilien will only be wrestling in big cities. Maximilien is soon called "Maxi Pad" by the fans, and when Maximilien's in-ring readiness is questioned, Jordan says he will prove he is ready next week. Jordan Castle says he will go 4-0, but the only number that matters is "One in a Million." Maximilien says his own name, then he and Jordan Castle leave.
G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beats Jake Redondo and Joey Lancaster. During the match, the ominous figure that talks about the fall of society shows up and watches the match from ringside. During the commercial break, two masked men - the minions of the ominous figure - attack Joey Lancaster and Jake Rendondo in the ring while the ominous figure watches.
"Main Evant" Evan Daniels retains the UWN Television Championship against "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. During the match, Daniel Evans introduces the Television Championship into the match, and Zicky Dice is able to duck the belt shot and hit Snake, Rattle and Roll. Suddenly, the referee is pulled out of the ring during the pinfall attempt by Bryce Saturn, and Damian Desire sneaks into the ring and hits Zicky Dice with the Television Championship, allowing "Main Evant" Daniels to pin and retain.
