Brandon Cutler beats Fidel Bravo.
Backstage, Jonny Loaqusto introduces CEO of Nearly Average Wrestling, Shane Hartline, and his security guard, Leroy. Hartline says that he is here in peace and that he is looking forward to the rest of the show, then wants to see the rest of the roster in Championship Wrestling.
Jonny Loaquasto interviews The Mighty Zaddies ("Hysterical" Shane Haste, Che Cabrera, Bad Dude Tito). Shane Haste talks about how he grew up on television while kids these days watch television on their phones. Che Cabrera says Damian Desire is stronger than he looks, but he looks forward to getting his hands around his neck. Bad Dude Tito says they have been champions for close to three years and that The Evantourage ("Main Evant" Evan Daniels, Damian Desire, Bryce Saturn) have to attack them from behind to get a chance. Loquasto then announces there will be a six-man tag match between The Mighty Zaddies and the Evantourage, who soon arrive and state that The Mighty Zaddies cannot beat them. Evan Daniels pokes Haste as he states that The Evantourage is tired of slapping them around, which starts a brawl that quickly has to be stopped.
G.U.N.K. (Rob Shit and Casanova Valentine) beat Auron West and Mathias. After the match, Mathias gets angry at Auron West and shoves him before leaving the ring.
We hear from the mysterious leader of Delirium (Slade and McCallion), who says that the awakening has begun and that we have seen the first ripples in the still waters of the tag team division, courtesy of Delirium. Slade says the tag team has seen what they are now up against, and McCallion says that when you crawl into the dark with them, you don't come back up. The mysterious leader of Delirium says that this is the first warning, and to stand with Delirium or be slayed by society.
Danny Limelight heads to the ring. He talks about his 933-day reign, but says he is pushing 1,000 days as his family sits in the front row. He issues an open challenge for the UWN World Championship, and says that he is not taking a loss in front of his family. Jack Farmer gets in the ring and asks Big Baby Slim if he is answering the open challenge. Big Baby Slim says he does not need the title or the fans, and that he will take on anyone. He says he is back because some people have big heads and leave "the real ones" on their own, taking off when they find success and leaving people like him at home, then offers the open challenge to Jordan Cruz, who then goes to work.
Jordan Cruz beats Danny Limelight to become the UWN World Champion! Danny Limelight's reign ends at 933 days.
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