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Sunday, July 12, 2026

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for July 12, 2026

We hear from "Poppin'" EJ Sparks, who says that today is the day that he gets his rematch against "One in a Million" Maximilien for the Heritage Championship. He says that he has heard what Jordan Castle has had to say, then says his neck is at 100%, which means he is at 100%. Sparks says that he will not be sent packing after spending time winning championships elsewhere, and that nothing will stop him from winning the UWN Heritage Championship back.

5150 (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie) beat Jake Redondo and Joey Lancaster. After the match, Danny Limelight mocks the fans, saying they boo 5150 because they do not know any better despite seeing the best tag team there is. He also says that 5150 has turned away all challengers for the tag team championships, and says that with or without the fans, they have the gold, no matter who they face next. Slice Boogie also mocks the fans, who he says can kiss 5150's asses, then tells United Wrestling Network to stop sending little kids to fight grown men's battles and send them real tag teams and the best in the country for they are the best in the country.



Carma beats Brittnie Brooks after Slade distracts the referee so that McCalleon can trip Brittnie Brooks on the outside.



Backstage, David Marquez interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. Zicky says it is great to be back, then says that Marty The Moth and Shane Hartline have turned the place into a circus while injuring him, then says that Marty "slaps like a bitch" and that he plans to get his hands on Marty and Hartline. He says that Hartline's comedy show is now turning into desperation to get into the business, then says he is like a hemorrhoid and that he is not leaving the business. Zicky then says that if Powerslap does not settle it, then he will settle it here. On the subject of a slap match against Marty, Zicky says he is up for it and says that Marty will not be winning twice and that Marty will leave with broken bones in his face. Zicky then says that he has unfinished business and that he will be slapping both Marty and Hartline at Red Carpet Rumble in August.

Backstage, Vincent Troy interviews Jordan Cruz, who says that he hopes to put The Epic, who he calls "a dumpster fire," behind him. Cruz says that while The Epic has had a taste of the main event spotlight while riding his coattails, he will give him the full experience before taking it all away next week.

"One in a Million" Maximilen retains the UWN Heritage Championship against "Poppin'" EJ Sparks. During the match, Jordan Castle gets ejected after the referee catches him slapping Sparks in the face on the outside. Later in the match, Maximilen locks in Maxx Factor, but inadvertently sandwiches the referee into the corner, knocking him out. Sparks is able to hit the Plus Ultra, but the referee is down and no count can be made. Jordan Castle comes back, and as Sparks is about to hit Castle, Mathias suddenly shows up and carries Castle to the back. Sparks goes for another Plus Ultra, but Maximilen counters with a low blow before hitting Le Levesque (which is the Pedigree) to win and retain.





Sunday, June 21, 2026

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for June 21, 2026

Backstage, David Marquez interviews Bad Dude Tito and Slice Boogie. Tito says Slice loves to run his mouth and act tough, but he has gone through guys like Slice on the way to matches. He also says that Danny Limelight is not here anymore and that there will be no controversy or scandal when he beats him tonight. Slice says that Tito is salty with Che Cabrera and is taking his anger out on the younger wrestlers, then says that this is a showcase for the best and that he will walk all over Tito.

Jordan Cruz retains the UWN World Championship against BYP. After the match, Jordan Cruz says he lets the results speak for themselves and says that regardless of the size of the opponent, he is not going to lose.



The Red Carpet Rumble is coming on August 9th!

"Poppin'" EJ Sparks beats Joey Lancaster.



We see a vignette for Delirium (Slade and McCalleon).

"All Day" Will Allday vs. "Platinum" Max Caster from Gotham Wrestling is replayed.

We hear from Bateman, who wants to know who Ray Jaz thinks he is. He says he had plenty of business left with Evan Daniels until Ray Jaz put his hands on him, and says that Ray Jaz has made a mistake. Bateman says he does not give or take quarter, and that he laid him flat. He then says that he is not done with Evan Daniels yet.

Bad Dude Tito beats Slice Boogie.





Sunday, May 24, 2026

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for May 24, 2026

Delirium (Slade and McCallion) beat The Slick Sensations (Pedro and Grayson).



Backstage, OXP says that he is here to play and to win, and that whoever steps in front of him is going to get that kick right to the head. Buck Skynyr shows up and challenges OXP to a match next week, then tells him to watch what he does in the next match.


Buck Skynyr beats BYP.



Mathias, OXP and Joey Lancaster beat World's Finest (Steve El Lycan, LJ Ramos, Aguila) in a six-man tag match.



Leo Sparrow and Shawn Donovan vs. Aaron Rourke and Pat Buck from Gotham Wrestling is replayed.



Backstage, we hear from Jordan Castle and "One in a Million" Maximilien. Jordan says that Royce Isaacs put up a fight and proved he was one of the best in the world, but he was not good enough against Maximilien. He then says that Maximilien will take some rest in Montenegro, then Jonny Loquasto shows up and brings up Jordan Castle's involvement in Maximilien's match with Mathias. He announces that there is a number one contender's match for the Heritage title in the coming weeks that Mathias has already qualified for. Castle says that he has looked at the contract, as he has seen this coming a mile away, and tells Loquasto that Mathias will have to face three opponents. He then says that whoever wins that match will get put down by Maximilien.



Jordan Cruz and The Epic head to the ring. Cruz says he is the greatest fighting champion the fans have ever seen, as he shows up and shows out unlike his opponent. He says that Willie Mack "pulled a Hammerstone" and ducked him, and says he is not the first or the last to be scared. When Jordan Cruz asks who has "a bigger willie than The Mack" and calls out for a challenger, he gets Alex Ace and Christian Rosenberg. Rosenburg says there is no need to open the door for an opportunity, for a seven-foot anomaly is about to kick it down. He tells Jordan Cruz that destruction is in his destiny and that Alex Ace is the next UWN World Champion.

Alex Ace beats Jordan Cruz by disqualification after The Epic attacks Alex Ace in the ring. After the match, Cruz and The Epic double-team Alex Ace, but Alex Ace boots Cruz out of the ring before choke slamming The Epic.





Sunday, March 22, 2026

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for March 22, 2026

David Marquez's interview with Mathias from last week is replayed.

Javi beats Joey Lancaster.



We see a vignette for Delirium (Slade and McCallion).



Alec Tomas beats "The Hollywood Dream" D.R.E.



Frequency (Honest John and Tr1n3lle) beat Kid Destino and Gheri Jigolo. (Tr1n3lle is former NXT Superstar Quincy Elliott.)



"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters vs. Jordan Cruz for the UWN World Championship at Sunday Night Slam is replayed.





Sunday, November 30, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for November 30, 2025

We hear from Rob McKnight, who is about to mention what G.U.N.K. means when Casanova Valentine shows up. They mention their match against Delirium (Slade and McCallion) tonight.

Delirium (Slade and McCallion) vs. G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) ends in a no-contest when the referee throws the match out as Delirium gang up on an injured Valentine and the referee cannot restore order. Referees and security show up in an attempt to restore order.

We hear from 5150 (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie). Slice Boogie tells Fly Def ("Fly Brother" Warren Jay and "The Big Homie" Zackzilla) that they run things in California and that he has never forgiven the Houston Rockets for what they did to the New York Knicks in 1995. Danny Limelight says that they are the tag team champions for a reason and that they will do what they do best.

Bryce Saturn beats Joey Lancaster.

Backstage, David Marquez interviews Scorpio Sky. Scorpio Sky says he is always busy, but he always comes home. He says Jordan Cruz has been riding high, but he cannot get too high, and if he wants to great, he must beat him to step up to the next level; if he cannot, he will regret losing to him.

5150 (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie) retain the UWN Tag Team Championships against Fly Def ("Fly Brother" Warren Jay and "The Big Homie" Zackzilla).



Sunday, November 16, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for November 16, 2025

As Jack Farmer talks about the matches for tonight's program, Jordan Castle shows up and calls last week's tag match "a travesty of justice" after Maximilien was taken off his feet for the very first time. He says that Maximilien is still undefeated due to Jose the Assassin taking the pin and that he will take the UWN Heritage Championship to prove he is still one in a million.

Rob McKnight beats Keita.

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Poppin'" EJ Sparks. Sparks says momentum has been on his side, and since he has been Heritage Champion, he has been undefeated. He has proven that Maximilien is not unbeatable, and he hopes to shut him and Jordan Castle up. Castle shows up and calls Sparks a bully who makes people feel bad as he builds himself up. He says that Sparks is a chump, not a champ, then Sparks is attacked from behind by Maximilien, who then says "Who's off his feet now?"

Transcendence (Damian Desire and Bryce Saturn) beat Jake Redondo and Joey Lancaster after Desire pulls Redondo out of the ring to stop a double-team move to hit one of their own on Lancaster.

Backstage, "Main Evant" Evan Daniels runs into Jonny Loquasto and finds out that he will have to defend the UWN Television Championship against Gregory Sharpe and Fidel Bravo. Daniels then makes fun of Sharpe behind his back, and this eventually leads to a brawl when Daniels turns around. Security has to move in.

Jordan Cruz retains the UWN World Championship against Javi. During the match, The Epic gets on the ring apron and distracts the referee, and Jordan Cruz tries to hit Javi with the World Championship only to miss and get planted with a Flatliner. The Epic pulls the referee out of the ring during the pinfall, and that leads to Javi confronting The Epic in the ring and fighting both him and Cruz at the same time. The Epic soon hits Javi with the World Championship, then gets the referee back in the ring for the pin and the win for Jordan Cruz to retain.





Sunday, October 12, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for October 12, 2025

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Jose the Assassin. Jose says he has watched "Poppin'" EJ Sparks' career and says he has plateaued as a champion and does not have what it takes to be a wrestling superstar. Sparks shows up and confronts Jose and demands respect on his name and his championship while threatening to knock his teeth down his throat.

Big Mama vs. KJ Rockett from Memphis Wrestling is replayed.

Backstage, we hear from The Evantourage ("Main Evant" Evan Daniels, Damian Desire, Bryce Saturn). Damian Desire states that Evan Daniels slayed a dragon, and Daniels says he was the first to do so. He says that Brandon Cutler is just a man while he is a star and still Television Champion, then lists a who's who of who he has defeated before stating that his next opponent is Fidel Bravo. The Evantourage laugh, then says he has things to do and people to see and that he will get the job done, just like how Desire and Bryce Saturn will get the job done. Saturn says that they will make a mockery out of G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine)

G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beat Transcendence (Damian Desire and Bryce Saturn).

We hear from Delirium (Slade, McCallion, The Master Amir). The Master Amir says that shadows shift, pressure builds, and in the silence, they will listen. Slade and McCallion state that they will turn everyone's dreams into dirt, then The Master Amir sics them on the tag team division and states that they will know that this was always prophecy.

Halex beats Joey Lancaster.

"Poppin'" EJ Sparks retains the UWN Heritage Championship against Jose the Assassin. After the match, "One in a Million" Maximilien and Jordan Castle show up, and Castle pays Jose the Assassin off to lay Sparks out with a camera cable a la Rush before Maximilien and Jordan pose with the Heritage title to end the show.



Sunday, September 21, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for September 21, 2025

The Infantry ("The Captain" Shawn Dean and "Bad News and Tattoos" Carlie Bravo) vs. The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) for the UWN Tag Team Champions from April 6, 2025 is replayed.

McCallion beats Joey Lancaster after tossing away a Tornado DDT attempt by Lancaster to hit the Detox.

Jake Redondo beats Hex.

Christian Cole's interview with Danny Limelight from last week's episode is replayed.

Brittnie Brooks vs. Big Mama for the UWN Women's Championship from May 25, 2025 is replayed.



Sunday, September 7, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for September 7, 2025

Jack Farmer interviews Vipress at the start of the show. Vipress says that she has beaten Alex Gracia before, and if she wants her ass handed to her again, they can go. Gracia soon shows up and confronts Vipress, and officials have to stop the inevitable brawl.

Jonny Loquasto announces that next week, there will be another title match for the main event. He then introduces the current UWN Heritage Champion, "Poppin'" EJ Sparks. Loquasto then announces Sparks' next opponent for his title, who is the toughest yet: Johnny United (aka Johnny TV in AEW and ROH). Sparks talks about how he first saw Johnny United - then known as Johnny Nitro - when he watched wrestling as a kid, and how the way he wrestles was directly inspired by Johnny. He says that the Heritage Championship means a lot to him and that he has had banger after banger in the ring, and wants to meet Johnny before the match. Johnny shows up and heads to the ring, and Sparks says it is an honor to defend the title against him and be in the ring with him. Johnny replies with a punch to the face followed by a beatdown before he holds up the Heritage Championship and says the best man will win.

Backstage, Jack Farmer is met by G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine). Once again, their plan to stay undefeated is to just keep winning.

Alex Gracia beats Vipress after using the bottom rope for leverage.

G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beat Jake Redondo and Joey Lancaster. After the match, Delirium's (Slade and McCallion) leader shows up. He says he would congratulate G.U.N.K., but he is not a liar. He goes on to insult Valentine's looks before saying "Well done" to McKnight. He says that he is impressed with Joey Lancaster and that he is remembering who he is, but Jake Redondo fails to understand that this is a war, not a gymnastics act. He suggests to Lancaster that if he does not want to spend the rest of his career looking at the light, he should rethink who he picks as a tag team partner. This drives a wedge between Lancaster and Redondo.

We hear from Fidel Bravo, who says that he gets the opportunity he has been begging for after ten years and that he will not let it go to waste.

Mathias beats Halex after avoiding a top rope Swanton Bomb.

We hear from Brandon Cutler, who says that every time someone challenges him, he wins. He then says that he wants a championship, and next week, he wants to defeat a long-time Television Champion. Cutler then challenges "Outlandish" Zicky Dice to a match next week.

David Marquez announces that the United Wrestling Network is coming to the Lorain Palace Theatre in Lorain, Ohio on March 28, 2026.

Jordan Cruz retains the UWN World Championship against Fidel Bravo following the distraction by The Epic.



Sunday, July 6, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for July 6, 2025

Jonny Loquasto announces that "Main Evant" Evan Daniels will be defend the UWN Television Championship against a mystery opponent. When The Evantourage (Daniels, Bryce Saturn, Damian Desire) shows up, Evan Daniels finds out he is defending the title against Shane Haste.

Scorpio Sky beats Ray Jaz. After the match, Christian Cole interviews Scorpio Sky in the ring. Scorpio Sky calls out Big Baby Slim, saying that people left him because he is "a big baby bitch," then says he is here to cement his name as the greatest wrestler to ever set foot in the United Wrestling Network. He says that when it is all over, everyone will be saying only his name.

Jordan Castle is in the ring. He says that "One in a Million" Maximilien is successful in the ring while being both efficient and gorgeous, then wants to know when Maximilien will get a championship opportunity. He states that none of the current champions would have a chance against Maximilien, then proclaims that Maximilien will go 5-0 and that it will only be a matter of time.

"One in a Million" Maximilien beats Buddy Royal with the Max Factor.

Backstage, David Marquez interviews a returning "Poppin'" EJ Sparks, and as he issues a challenge to anyone who wants to face him for the Heritage title, Ariya Daivari suddenly shows up to mess with him. This turns into a brawl quickly.

Delirium (Slade and McCallion) beat Joey Lancaster and Jake Redondo.

"Hysterical" Shane Haste vs. "Main Evant" Evan Daniels for the UWN Television Championship ends in a no-contest. During the match, Bryce Saturn and Damian Desire show up. Saturn tries to hit Haste with the Television Championship, but is taken down by Bad Dude Tito. Damian Desire attacks Tito, but he is attacked in turn by Che Cabrera. This leads to a brawl that ends the match and the show.



Sunday, June 8, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for June 8, 2025

We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who hosts his final episode of "ZDTV." He addresses losing the Television Championship, saying he would have done the same thing "Main Evant" Daniel Evans would have done. He does not deny that Daniel Evans is a star, then says that he will get the title back and shove the top of his "Zickmas Tree" so far up his ass that he will shine bright for the rest of the year.

Ray Jaz beats Fidel Bravo with a sunset backslide pin from the ring apron. After the match, Ray Jaz gives the "Jaz Tip of the Day:" There are winners and there are losers, yet the fans cannot beat their alarm clocks, let alone win a wrestling match. He says he is here to take over, and prove that he is "the Jersey Shore thing of Championship Wrestling," because there are men, there are myths, and there are Jersey legends.

Backstage, "Main Evant" Evan Daniels addresses "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, telling him that he has his rematch, then tells him to expect a shine when you book a star, because it when it comes time to put on a show, he puts on a show.

Jordan Castle introduces "One in a Million" Maximilien Monclair. Castle demands all questions be directed towards him after Maximilien is called "Max," then proceeds to make fun of the questions given to him. On the subject of what is next for Maximilien, Jordan Castle says that Maximilien will only be wrestling in big cities. Maximilien is soon called "Maxi Pad" by the fans, and when Maximilien's in-ring readiness is questioned, Jordan says he will prove he is ready next week. Jordan Castle says he will go 4-0, but the only number that matters is "One in a Million." Maximilien says his own name, then he and Jordan Castle leave.

G.U.N.K. (Rob McKnight and Casanova Valentine) beats Jake Redondo and Joey Lancaster. During the match, the ominous figure that talks about the fall of society shows up and watches the match from ringside. During the commercial break, two masked men - the minions of the ominous figure - attack Joey Lancaster and Jake Rendondo in the ring while the ominous figure watches.

"Main Evant" Evan Daniels retains the UWN Television Championship against "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. During the match, Daniel Evans introduces the Television Championship into the match, and Zicky Dice is able to duck the belt shot and hit Snake, Rattle and Roll. Suddenly, the referee is pulled out of the ring during the pinfall attempt by Bryce Saturn, and Damian Desire sneaks into the ring and hits Zicky Dice with the Television Championship, allowing "Main Evant" Daniels to pin and retain.



Sunday, May 25, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for May 25, 2025

Big Mama retains the UWN Women's Championship against Brittnie Brooks. After the match, Alex Gracia turns on Brittnie Brooks.

We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice on ZDTV. "Main Event" Daniel Evans suddenly shows up and answers Zicky's open challenge, then we see a video package of Daniel Evans. Zicky Dice chalks that video package up to "technical difficulties," then Daniel Evans gets away before Zicky can punch in the face.

Fidel Bravo beats Joey Lancaster. During the match, the mystery man who has made statements concerning the status of society is seen in the crowd.

We hear from Danny Limelight. He says he will not be at Coastline Clash this year, but he is in Louisville, Kentucky right now for filming of the upcoming movie "The Asylum." He says that he will be watching the #1 contender's match between Kenny King and Scorpio Sky and that he will put the winner of that match down. We then see some behind-the-scenes footage from the movie.

Scorpio Sky beats Kenny King with a jackknife pin following a series of pinfall attempts to become #1 contender for the UWN World Championship. After the match, both men bow towards to each other from across the ring, then a man in a black hoodie attacks Scorpio Sky from behind. The man is identified as Big Baby Slim, who has not been seen in Championship Wrestling in years, and security and referees are reluctant to get in the ring with him as the show ends.