Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
The show starts with a backstage interview with Richard Holliday, who says that Bodhi got lucky when he eliminated him and that he will take care of him in the ring before telling the interviewer not to disturb him while he trims his mustache. When the interviewer recommends Bodhi's goatee style, this gives Holliday an idea after he runs the interviewer out of the room.
Richard Holliday beats BYP when BYP bumps into the referee inadvertently, allowing Holliday to hit the Signature Move followed by the 2008. After the match, Holliday leaves, then returns to hit another Signature Move followed by a ground-and-pound before shaving BYP's beard.
Delirium (Slade, McCalleon, Skynr) call out 5150 (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie), with McCalleon saying that 5150 will choke on their trash talk. Slade says they will take the tag team titles and they will not ask nicely.
Bryce Saturn beats Rob McKnight after shoving the referee into the ropes, allowing Saturn to toss McKnight off the top rope and leap off McKnight's back for the elbow drop and the win.
Bad Dude Tito beats Joe Dashou. After the match, Tito talks about winning this year's Red Carpet Rumble and how he is #1 contender for the UWN World Championship, which he says is "nothing good" for Jordan Cruz. He says it is only a matter of time before he becomes World Champion. He says that if anyone knocks him down, he will keep getting back up and pushing forward, and there is nothing Jordan Cruz can do about it, as the hunt begins tonight.
We hear from 5150 (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie) backstage. Slice Boogie says Delirium (Slade, McCalleon, Skynr) are delirious to think that they can beat 5150, then joke that they just might steal Carma from them if she is Puerto Rican.
Bateman beats Damian Desire. After the match, "The Conscience" Christian Rosenberg and "The Anomaly" Alex Ace show up on the stage and stare down Bateman to end the show.
We see footage of Skynyr putting his mask on as demonic-sounding voices call his name. We then see the Delirium (Slade, McCalleon, Skynyr, Carma) logo.
Skynyr beats Rob McKnight after McKnight swipes at Slade, who gets too close to the action at ringside. After the match, Slade and McCalleon hit Fatality on McKnight.
Jordan Castle and "One in a Million" Maximilien head to the ring. Castle notes that this week's show is the last time Championship Wrestling will take place in Oxnard, California, and while he and the fans have not seen eye to eye, Maximilien won the Heritage Championship here. Castle proposes a ten-bell salute out of respect for Oxnard, then says "Psych!", saying that the fans did not deserve such a champion who has held the Heritage title for nearly 300 days, then Castle he has a mouth like Jimmy Hart. a brain like Bobby Heenan, and more greatness than Jim Cornette. After Castle states that Maximilien will hold the Heritage Championship for a long time and will outlive Oxnard itself, Jonny Loquasto shows up. Loquasto declares that while everything Castle about Maximilien is true, he needs a champion who is in action, and Maximilien will defend the Heritage Championship against Mathias once again at Red Carpet Rumble. After declaring that while Jordan Castle has a lot in common with great managers, a few which Castle has not mentioned, Loquasto then declares that at the match at Red Carpet Rumble, Castle will be locked in a shark cage. Loquasto also announces that Maximilien will team up with "Main Evant" Evan Daniels and Jordan Cruz against Mathias, Ray Jaz and Che Cabrera in a six-man tag match later tonight. Maximilien grabs Loquasto and traps in the corner, which leads to Mathias rushing in and confronting and fighting Maximilien to make the save. Castle has to get Maximilen out of the ring almost immediately.
Sisqo Ayala (formerly known as Auron West) beats BYP.
We hear from "The Conscience" Christian Rosenberg, who congratulates Jordan Cruz on giving "The Anomaly" Alex Ace a personal vendetta. He states that Alex Ace is the uncrowned champion and that Alex Ace has one simple instruction: toss everyone out of the ring and win the Red Carpet Rumble, and leave Jordan Cruz with nowhere to hide. Rosenberg says that at Red Carpet Rumble, destruction is in Jordan Cruz's destiny.
Bateman beats Joe Dashou. After the match, Bateman gets the fans hyped up, then declares for the Red Carpet Rumble.
Che Cabrera, Ray Jaz and Mathias beat "One in a Million" Maximilen, "Main Evant" Evan Daniels and Jordan Cruz in a six-man tag match. During the match, Daniels shoves Ray Jaz into referee Chris Massie and squashes Massie in the corner as he tries to eject Jordan Castle from ringside for pulling Ray Jaz out of a pinfall attempt from the outside. After this, Maximilien, Evan Daniels and Jordan Cruz grab their respective championships and toss them to their opponents before falling to the mat. Mathias, Ray Jaz and Che Cabrera respond by dropping the championships and falling to the mat themselves. Referee Chris Massie places the championships in the corner, and Jordan Castle stays un-ejected. After the match, Cabrera, Ray Jaz and Mathias lift up the champions' titles, then Evan Daniels attacks them all. All of a sudden, numerous wrestlers come out of the locker room and turns a post-match attack into an all-out brawl, and Jonny Loquasto cannot restore order as the show ends.
Backstage, Mike Wexler interviews Che Cabrera. Cabrera says he was supposed to wrestle Bad Dude Tito, but the card is subject to change, and he is still ready to wrestle. That challenge is answered by "The Conscience" Christian Rosenberg and "The Anomaly" Alex Ace, as Rosenberg states that Alex Ace is hungry and that they have not forgotten about Jordan Cruz and the UWN World Championship. Rosenberg says that Cabrera asked for a fight and that Alex Ace will not disappoint, for it is in Cabrera's destiny.
The Evantourage ("Main Evant" Evan Daniels, Bryce Saturn, Damian Desire) head to the ring to start this week's show. Daniels sits in a director's chair as he addresses the elephant in the room, and states that as of today, he is the longest reigning UWN Television Champion of all time. Daniels says he did it all by himself, but even Bryce Saturn and Damian Desire are not buying it, and Daniel says that Saturn and Desire were nothing until he put them under his wing before claiming that they have proven themselves useless to him. Saturn snatches the microphone from Daniels' hands and says he and Desire have helped him time and time again and have sacrificed everything for him, and that Daniels would not have the longest Television Championship reign - or have won the title to begin wth - without them. Saturn says that he and Desire are stars and do not have to walk around with "a stupid-ass star jacket" to prove it. Daniels looks away from Saturn, which Saturn acknowledges as the crowd chants "stupid jacket" and Saturn tells Daniels that he is done and that The Evanourage is done. Saturn takes his Evantourage shirt off and gets in Daniels' face, and when Desire tries to play peacemaker, Daniels shoves him down. Desire takes his Evantourage shirt off, says "Screw you!" to Daniels, then he and Saturn leave. Daniels does not care, then says that the UWN Television Championship is on the line next month against Ray Jaz at Sunday Night Slam, and he will prove that Ray Jaz is nothing compared to him.
"The Anomaly" Alex Ace vs. Che Cabrera ends in a no-contest. During the match, Jordan Cruz shows up with a metal folding chair and hits Alex Ace in the legs with it behind the referee's back and manages to get away in time. When "The Conscience" Christian Rosenberg checks on Alex Ace, the referee finds out what has happened and throws the match out despite Jordan Cruz playing dumb.
Rob McKnight beats Vinny Pacifico in a Skid Row Street Fight.
Backstage, we hear from Jordan Castle and "One in a Million" Maximilien. Jordan Castle mentions the Jordan Castle Invitational and how Mathias was put out of his misery for good. He then says "Poppin'" EJ Styles was not invited and spoiled the fun, yet instead of being mad at Sparks, he is disappointed at himself after he showed him mercy last year when Maximilien beat him for the UWN Heritage Championship and ruined his glory in return. Jordan Castle then says Maximilien will not be as nice next time, for last time, Maximilen took the Heritage Championship; next time, he will take Sparks' career.
Willie Mack vs. Jordan Cruz for the UWN World Championship from June's Sunday Night Slam is replayed.
Backstage, David Marquez interviews "Main Evant" Evan Daniels and Bryce Saturn. Daniels says Tyler Bateman is a lot of things, including next on the very long list of men who have fallen to "The Literal Star" and the greatest Television Championship reign of all time. He also says that Bateman has picked the wrong time and person to make a return with. On the subject of Ray Jaz, Daniels says he does not talk about people behind him, and Bryce Saturn says that they had Ray Jaz beaten and that the referee just missed a tag. Saturn then says that he will get the job done against Ray Jaz on his own tonight, and Daniels says "You better."
Jordan Cruz and The Epic head to the ring. Cruz says it is his pleasure to welcome everyone to tonight's show despite the reception he has just gotten, and that it is a privilege to witness him in all his glory. He says that the fans have no idea how good they have it, as he is responsible for peak entertainment and bringing the best that wrestling has to offer, as he has dropped all of his opponents, with "The Anomaly" Alex Ace being another addition to his list. Cruz says that Alex Ace and Christian Rosenberg may have tried to pull a fast one on him and that Alex Ace may have the unteachable gift of size, but the way things have been moving lately, he feels more like God than himself and he has all the answers to "the Anomaly problems" starting with The Epic. Cruz tells The Epic to forget the bullet he shoved him into last week, and tells him that his best place is on his side following his orders and listening to his rules. All of a sudden, Alex Ace and Christian Rosenberg show up, and Rosenberg tells Cruz it is time to listen to his conscience, as while a lot of things he has said is correct, last week was the first time in over two years that Cruz tasted defeat courtesy of Alex Ace. He says that Alex Ace should be the rightful owner of the UWN World Championship, had The Epic not gotten his hands on him. He says The Epic stuck his nose where it did not belong, then says it is far from over between Alex Ace and Jordan Cruz and tells The Epic that Alex Ace has cordially invited him to a one-on-one match. He says that if The Epic were to accept, destruction is in his destiny. Jordan Cruz says Rosenberg is writing checks Alex Ace cannot cash, and when Cruz accepts on The Epic's behalf, The Epic shoves Cruz out of the way and stares Alex Ace down.
Ray Jaz beats Bryce Saturn by submission with the Jazmission. After the match, Jaz runs into "Main Evant" Evan Daniels on his way out, and Evan Daniels enters the ring and chews Saturn out as they head to the back. Saturn shoves Daniels, then leaves.
Backstage, we hear from Rob McKnight and Halex. McKnight says that he and Che Cabrera are going to throw down and make a mess of the place, then Jordan Castle shows up and announces that next week is "The Jordan Castle Invitational," a single-elimination four-way match to decide a #1 contender for the UWN Heritage Championship. Castle then seemingly addresses McKnight and calls him "the man for the job," then hands an invitation to the match to Halex.
Before the next match, Vinny Pacifico shows up to watch from ringside.
Che Cabrera beats Rob McKnight. After the match, the referee has to hold McKnight back when Vinny Pacifico taunts McKnight.
Backstage, we hear from Jake Redondo and Joey Lancaster. Redondo says they have finally found their stride when Jordan Castle shows up with another invitiation to his four-way match, saying there is space for only one man in the match before handing the invitation to Redondo after seemingly addressing Lancaster.
Bateman beats "Main Evant" Evan Daniels by disqualification. "Main Evant" Evan Daniels retains the UWN Television Championship. During the match, Daniels grabs the Television title, but the referee takes it away when Daniels tries to use it as a weapon. When Bateman has him in a single leg crab, however, Daniels is able to snatch the title out from the corner of the ring and hit Bateman in the head with it. After the match, Daniels continues to attack Bateman until Ray Jaz rushes into the ring and chases him out. Jaz then helps Bateman out up to be clotheslined by Bateman for his efforts.
QT Marshall beats "Thicc Daddy" Andy Brown after countering Finish Him! with a Diamond Cutter.
JP Grayson beats Nicky Primo.
Rob McKnight beats Halex in an exclusive match from Thunder Studios.
Backstage, Zeda Zhang interviews The Evantourage ("Main Event" Evan Daniels, Damian Desire, Bryce Saturn). Evan Daniels announces that he will defend the Television Championship on all of the UWN shows, and in two weeks, he will defend the title in Gotham Wrestling against "The Greek God" Papadon. As Evan Daniels says that he will come out on top against Papadon, Bryce Saturn and Damian Desire tells Evan Daniels that they will not be with him at Gotham Wrestling.
Fidel Bravo and Zokre beat The Krusty Krew (Dom Kubrick and Lucas Riley) in an exclusive match from Thunder Studios.
"One in a Million" Maximilien retains the UWN Heritage Championship against Buck Skynyr by submission with the Max Factor in an exclusive match from Thunder Studios.
Backstage, Zeda Zhang is reporting on the whereabouts of The Krusty Krew (Dom Kubrick and Lucas Riley). 5150 (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie) suddenly show up from behind a door and reveal that they have attacked Dom Kubrick.
Lucas Riley beats Slice Boogie with a roll-up to earn an upset victory. After the match, (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie) 5150 beat up Lucas Riley, but they run away when Dom Kubrick runs into the ring. Danny Limelight says that The Krusty Krew (Dom Kubrick and Lucas Riley got lucky and that 5150 are still tag team champions at the end of the night, and that The Krusty Krew are still their bitches. Slice Boogie says that The Krusty Krew will never beat them.
Backstage, Zeda Zhang interviews Vinny Pacifico. Pacifico is interrupted by Rob McKnight, who tells him to stop whining and go back to New York. Pacifico shoves Rob, Rob shoves back, and both men brawl before officials break things up.
Vinny Pacifico beats Rob McKnight after spitting his energy drink into Rob McKnight's face.
Gypsy Mac vs. Simone from April's edition of Sunday Night Slam is replayed.
We hear from Fly Def (Warren J and Zackzilla). Warren J re-introduces himself and Zackzilla, and Zackzilla mentions the tag team title opportunity from 5150 (Danny Limelight and Slice Boogie) that did not go their way. Zackzilla says they plan to make an impact by taking on The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito), and Warren J wants to show them who the new tag team running things around here is.
Jordan Cruz retains the UWN World Championship against The OXP after The OXP kicks The Epic off the ring apron after The Epic places Jordan Cruz's foot on the bottom rope to break a pinfall attempt. The OXP then leaps from the top rope only for Jordan Cruz to catch him for No More Sorrow to pin, win and retain.
We hear from Alyssa Marino, who is in the middle of Winter Storm Hernando in Nyack, New York. The following episode is from Championship Wrestling, and Gotham Wrestling will be back when it is safe to go back to Levity Live.
Mathis and Jordan Cruz head to the ring to start this week's show. Jordan Cruz says the fans should be showing a little more gratitude, as UWN is the best wrestling company in the world and has the best champion representing it. He says that things have been smooth sailing ever since he beat Danny Limelight for the World Champion. He says that UWN is finding new companies and new places for him to go to, and he will be defending the UWN World Championship against Hammerstone at Sunday Night Slam. He says Hammerstone will not kill him and will die trying, because nobody can touch him. Jordan Cruz says that he will be World Champion for as long as he wants, and until then, he must stay sharp, and he will be having a non-title warm-up match against anyone who wants to try their luck with him. The challenge is answered by Jake Redondo.
Jordan Cruz beats Jake Redondo.
Alex Gracia beats "Mack Daddy" Mylo.
Nearly Average Wrestling owner Shane Hartline heads to the ring. Hartline says he is back and that he keeps his promises, for tonight, it feels so good to announce that "Outlandinsh" Zicky Dice is completely done with professional wrestling. He says that he is a Hollywood guy, not a bad guy, and that he gave Zicky a role in his first film. He then announces Zicky's co-star as well as his newest client, Marty "The Moth" Martinez. Marty the Moth heads to the ring, and talks about how filming took place in Abu Dhabi and how he rode camels with Leonardo DiCaprio, who told him to live in the moment. We then see footage of Marty slapping Zicky Dice on Power Slap. Marty says that Zicky method acted so much that he broke four bones in three slaps and have never been able to return to the ring ever again, then he and Hartline thank Zicky Dice for leaving the business and allowing for Marty to come home.
We hear from The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito). Che Cabrera says that Bad Dude Tito is back at 100%. Bad Dude Tito says that he is not happy with Daddy Limelight and that the two of them are coming for the UWN Tag Team Championships.
The Evantourage ("Main Evant" Evan Daniels, Bryce Saturn, Damian Desire) beats Rob McKnight, Fidel Bravo and Gregory Sharpe in a six-man tag match when Bravo tags himself in as Sharpe has Daniels where he wants him, allowing Daniels to hit a low blow for the pin and the win.
As Jack Farmer talks about the matches for tonight's program, Jordan Castle shows up and calls last week's tag match "a travesty of justice" after Maximilien was taken off his feet for the very first time. He says that Maximilien is still undefeated due to Jose the Assassin taking the pin and that he will take the UWN Heritage Championship to prove he is still one in a million.
Rob McKnight beats Keita.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Poppin'" EJ Sparks. Sparks says momentum has been on his side, and since he has been Heritage Champion, he has been undefeated. He has proven that Maximilien is not unbeatable, and he hopes to shut him and Jordan Castle up. Castle shows up and calls Sparks a bully who makes people feel bad as he builds himself up. He says that Sparks is a chump, not a champ, then Sparks is attacked from behind by Maximilien, who then says "Who's off his feet now?"
Transcendence (Damian Desire and Bryce Saturn) beat Jake Redondo and Joey Lancaster after Desire pulls Redondo out of the ring to stop a double-team move to hit one of their own on Lancaster.
Backstage, "Main Evant" Evan Daniels runs into Jonny Loquasto and finds out that he will have to defend the UWN Television Championship against Gregory Sharpe and Fidel Bravo. Daniels then makes fun of Sharpe behind his back, and this eventually leads to a brawl when Daniels turns around. Security has to move in.
Jordan Cruz retains the UWN World Championship against Javi. During the match, The Epic gets on the ring apron and distracts the referee, and Jordan Cruz tries to hit Javi with the World Championship only to miss and get planted with a Flatliner. The Epic pulls the referee out of the ring during the pinfall, and that leads to Javi confronting The Epic in the ring and fighting both him and Cruz at the same time. The Epic soon hits Javi with the World Championship, then gets the referee back in the ring for the pin and the win for Jordan Cruz to retain.
Jordan Cruz beats Rob McKnight to qualify for the Golden Opportunity Tournament. During the match, Dylan Bostic shows up and watches from the stage, which gets the attention of Rob McKnight and almost costs McKnight the match. After the match, Dylan Bostic praises Jordan Cruz for being almost as good as he is before declaring him the winner of the match himself.
We see a video package for Dylan Bostic.
Jonny Loquasto is in the ring. He says that the 2023 Golden Opportunity Tournament is on the horizon, with three wild entries while the rest are competitors who have competed and qualified. Loquasto announces that the United Wrestling Network has its first wild card entrant in the tournament: "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who shows up before Loquasto can mention him. Zicky Dice says he did not need the warm welcome, because he is "over as hell." He then teases what is in his fanny pack before yelling "Tough shit!", then says this is his time now and that there is nobody here who can shut him up. When the fans boo him, he says that the booing does not hurt him and that it actually turns him on. Zicky also prays that the UWN stops accepting food stamps as payment to watch the show, then says he is sick and tired of being underutilitized, making everyone laugh and his peers passing him up. He says he should have a load of merchandise, then says it should be no surprise that he is a wild card entrant and that it is his time now. Zicky states that it does not matter who his opponent is, as there is nobody in the United Wrestling Network who will take his opportunity away from him, as he is the future face of the company and it is time everyone saw "another side of the Dice." Zicky then demands that Loquasto wishes him luck in the tournament, which Loquasto does, then Zicky Dice says he does not need luck. Zicky turns to leave, then nearly punches Loquasto in the face.
Brynn Thorne beats Mylo with the Rings of Saturn.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Kevin Blackwood. Blackwood says it has been a rough time for him right now and all he wants to do is work, and thanks Jonny Loquasto and the United Wrestling Network when "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up. He says it is about time Blackwood is here, but he is showing gratitude to the wrong people and that he wanted this for him, as he knows what is going on with him and he wanted this opportunity for him. He says that everyone is congratuling him for getting to wrestle Blackwood and that while some people are concerned he will lose his title, he is not one of those people, for Blackwood is in his element now and that the ring is his, and thratens to gouge his eyes out if he rolls his eyes at him one more time. This leads to a staredown between Blackwood and Banning.
24K (Michael Hopkins and Miggy Rose) beat - and outsmart - The Institution (Brendan Divine and Honest John) after Brendan Divine pins Michael Hopkins only to find out that Miggy Rose is the legal man and not Hopkins, leading to Rose sneaking up behind Divine and pinning him with a schoolkid pin to win.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto runs into Kevin Martenson and lets him that Bateman has a shot at the United Heritage Championship and that he will challenge whoever between him and Jakob Austin Young - whom Loquasto warns Martenson not to look past - tonight.
Kevin Martenson retains the United Heritage Championship against Jakob Austin Young. After the match, Martenson notices Bateman on his way out and has a confrontation with him on the stage to end the show.
Jordan Cruz beats Rob McKnight to qualify for the Golden Opportunity Tournament. During the match, Dylan Bostic shows up and watches from the stage, which gets the attention of Rob McKnight and almost costs McKnight the match. After the match, Dylan Bostic praises Jordan Cruz for being almost as good as he is before declaring him the winner of the match himself.
We see a video package for Dylan Bostic.
Jonny Loquasto is in the ring. He says that the 2023 Golden Opportunity Tournament is on the horizon, with three wild entries while the rest are competitors who have competed and qualified. Loquasto announces that the United Wrestling Network has its first wild card entrant in the tournament: "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who shows up before Loquasto can mention him. Zicky Dice says he did not need the warm welcome, because he is "over as hell." He then teases what is in his fanny pack before yelling "Tough shit!", then says this is his time now and that there is nobody here who can shut him up. When the fans boo him, he says that the booing does not hurt him and that it actually turns him on. Zicky also prays that the UWN stops accepting food stamps as payment to watch the show, then says he is sick and tired of being underutilitized, making everyone laugh and his peers passing him up. He says he should have a load of merchandise, then says it should be no surprise that he is a wild card entrant and that it is his time now. Zicky states that it does not matter who his opponent is, as there is nobody in the United Wrestling Network who will take his opportunity away from him, as he is the future face of the company and it is time everyone saw "another side of the Dice." Zicky then demands that Loquasto wishes him luck in the tournament, which Loquasto does, then Zicky Dice says he does not need luck. Zicky turns to leave, then nearly punches Loquasto in the face.
Brynn Thorne beats Mylo with the Rings of Saturn.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Kevin Blackwood. Blackwood says it has been a rough time for him right now and all he wants to do is work, and thanks Jonny Loquasto and the United Wrestling Network when "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up. He says it is about time Blackwood is here, but he is showing gratitude to the wrong people and that he wanted this for him, as he knows what is going on with him and he wanted this opportunity for him. He says that everyone is congratuling him for getting to wrestle Blackwood and that while some people are concerned he will lose his title, he is not one of those people, for Blackwood is in his element now and that the ring is his, and thratens to gouge his eyes out if he rolls his eyes at him one more time. This leads to a staredown between Blackwood and Banning.
24K (Michael Hopkins and Miggy Rose) beat - and outsmart - The Institution (Brendan Divine and Honest John) after Brendan Divine pins Michael Hopkins only to find out that Miggy Rose is the legal man and not Hopkins, leading to Rose sneaking up behind Divine and pinning him with a schoolkid pin to win.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto runs into Kevin Martenson and lets him that Bateman has a shot at the United Heritage Championship and that he will challenge whoever between him and Jakob Austin Young - whom Loquasto warns Martenson not to look past - tonight.
Kevin Martenson retains the United Heritage Championship against Jakob Austin Young. After the match, Martenson notices Bateman on his way out and has a confrontation with him on the stage to end the show.
"BHK" Kevin Martenson retains the United Heritage Championship against "The New Age Punisher" B-Boy after rolling into a pinfall attempt after B-Boy hits him with a brainbuster.
We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who says that he was laughed at the first time he tried to change the world and that he tried to make everyone laugh because he knew what it felt like to be absolutely worthless and didn't want anyone else to feel that way. Dice says he became everybody's clown and that he hates clowns, and for his final act, he will make it all disappear. He says it is a secret how he will do it, and it he gave his secrets away, no one will be interested. He then says there is "another side to the Dice."
Rob McKnight and Big Hoss vs. El Primohenio Tribeca and Sledge ends in a no-contest after both teams brawl and refuse to listen to the referee. After the match, Levi Shapiro has to make the save for Big Hoss and Rob McKnight with a bullrope and cowbell. Halston Boddy and El Primohenio Tribeca have to hold Sledge back, even as he throws a chair from the audience into the ring.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Jordan Cruz, who says that being a former champion does not sit well with him and that all he can think about is "Benevolent" Jack Banning taking his championship from him and nearly losing his friendship with Ju Dizz. He says that he needs to remember who he is and make things right, but he will first fix his friendship with Ju Dizz and apologize to him so they can take down The Institution (Banning, Freeman, Honest, Divine).
Divine beats Koto Hiro. After the match, Honest attacks Koto Hiro with mounted punches, and Divine has to stop him.
Backstage, The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) plug their new T-shirt, then "Hysterical" Shane Haste shows up and hands Bad Dude Tito a sleveless TMDK shirt before saying he is proud of him for becoming a #1 contender for the tag team titles. He then says he has gotten with Jonny Loquasto and that the tag team title match is happening next week, and Bad Dude Tito says that if they were to win the tag team titles next week, he, Haste and Che Cabrera can hold them under Freebird Rules as "The Mighty Zaddies." Che Cabrera warms up to the idea, and Bad Dude Tito loves it.
"Pretty" Peter Avalon guests on commentary for the next match.
Bateman beats "Poppin'" EJ Sparks. After the match, Bateman hits Sparks with Death From Above again, and "Pretty" Peter Avalon runs from the commentary table to the ring to chase Bateman out.
Levi Shapiro and Rob McKnight beat El Primohenio Tribeca and Lord Crewe in a Loser Leaves Town Match. As per pre-match stipulation, Lord Crewe has to leave Championship Wrestling. (Had Lord Crewe and El Primohenio Tribeca won, Rob McKnight would have had to leave.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. Zicky says he is the United Wrestling Network and that the fans do not remember that. He says he is hungry and starving, then asks Willie Mack if he is hungry before saying that Willie has eaten and has gotten complacent. He says that tonight, he is going to eat a lot of "Chocolate Thunder."
Danny Limelight heads to the ring. Limelight talks about how he made Jordan Clearwater tap out to become United World Champion and how he stood toe-to-toe with Eddie Kingston and was pushed to his limit. He then says that he has Clark Connors next week, and he also has the #1 contender in Bad Dude Tito and the Red Carpet Rumble winner in Invictus Khash, and he must stay focused, for as long as he is champion, everyone will want a piece of him. Limelight says that after he beats Clark Connors, they can bring anybody, and they will still tap. He then states that he will take on all challengers, and that he is United World Champion and there is nothing anybody can do about it.
J-Rod beats Candy Girl in her Championship Wrestling debut.
Sledge beats "Poppin'" EJ Sparks. After the match, Bateman shows up, and Sledge leaves the ring after telling him that EJ Sparks is all his. Bateman helps Sparks up and raises his hand before hitting him with the brainbuster. "Pretty" Peter Avalon then shows up as Bateman hits Sparks with the Death From Above, then checks on Sparks.
Backstage, The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) run into Jonny Loquasto. Loquasto congratulate them on becoming three-time United World Tag Team Champions, and as he mentions the controversy behind their win, Bad Dude Tito shows up and mentions his credentials before Flex McCalleon states that he and Richie Slade have yet to get their championship rematch. Jonny Loquasto announces that in two weeks, The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) and Beef Candy (Flex McCalleon and Richie Slade) take on The Midnight Heat and The Institution ("Benevolent" Jack Banning, Divine, Freeman, Honest).
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Willie Mack after putting his hands on the referee to pull himself before running into the ropes to knock Willie Mack off the top rope and hitting the High Roller for the win.
