Jordan Oasis beats Mathias.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Brittnie Brooks and Alex Gracia. Gracia says Big Mama is back and that everyone knows she is big and bad, but she refuses to stay down. Gracia says that Brittnie is much like her and that she will be in her corner, and that they are going to win. Brittnie says she is also back, but she has a big challenge ahead of her in Big Mama. She says that she will be walking out the new Women's Champion. We also nearly get a "It's Brittnie, bitch!" reference.
Jordan Castle is in the ring. He says the fans boo "One in a Million" Maximilien Monclair because he is everything and they are nothing, then announces that Maximilien's opponent refused to show up due to what would happen to him and pities the fool that replaces him. He then introduces Maximilien.
"One in a Million" Maximilien Monclair beats "The Headbang Extremist" Hex by submission with the Max Factor.
Backstage, Jack Farmer announces that as per Nikko Marquez, Scorpio Sky vs. Kenny King is now #1 contender's match for the UWN World Championship. Kenny shows up and says he has had a Scorpio Sky for years and nobody can get an edge after so many matches, then says he has not lost a step yet nobody can say the same about Scorpio Sky. He says that SoCal Uncensored looks less like a frat house and more like "a retirement home for washed-up dorks," then tells Scorpio Sky to stay home instead of showing up at Coastline Clash, or else he will drag him all over California. Scorpio Sky shows up and says the United Wrestling Network is his home and that Kenny King is standing on holy ground. He says he is here not for a feel-good moment, but to show everyone who he is.
Before the next match begins, Lights Camera Faction (Action Braxton, Frescomatic, Watson) and The Mighty Zaddies (Che Cabrera, Bade Dude Tito, "Hysterical" Shane Haste) brawl before the bell rings, and Ice Williams also gets involved as Bad Dude Tito's knee is rammed into the ring post. Medical is called for Tito, and the match continues as a three-on-two handicap match.
The Mighty Zaddies (Che Cabrera, Bade Dude Tito, "Hysterical" Shane Haste) retain the UWN Tag Team Championships against Lights Camera Faction (Action Braxton, Frescomatic, Watson) in a six-man tag match. During the match, Ice Williams gets ejected fromringside after the referee catches him pulling Shane Hate off the ring apron. Shortly after this, Bad Dude Tito returns to the match, and takes out Ice Williams on the way out of medical.
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