Border Brawl - The Results

The Canadian and American national anthems, "O Canada" and "The Star Spangled Banner" respectively, are played.

We see Team USA (led by Barbie Blank) and Team Canada (led by Allie and Jacques Rougeau) head to the ring before Barbie Blank and Allie talk trash to each other and state that their team is better. We then see the points system: no points or a double disqualification or a draw, one point for a standard victory (either by pinfall, submission, countout or disqualification), two points for a match ending in under five minutes, and three points for a match ending in under one minute.

Before the next match, The Personal Concierge George Iceman puts Canada over the United States before being booed for being a fan of Justin Trudeau, then introduces the nephew of Justin Trudeau, William Trudeau (who is portrayed by "Big Time" Bill Collier).

Sami Callihan beats William Trudeau in a match that sees The Peronal Concierge George Iceman accidentally work Trudeau's arm. After the match, Callihan gives The Personal Concierge George Iceman a Stunner. Team USA leads 1-0.

Backstage, Barbie Blank interviews Allie and Jacques Rougueau. Allie says there is still a long road ahead, and Rougeau says it is never over until the fat lady sings. Gabby says that Team USA will get the full sweep by tonight.

Allie guests on commentary for the next match.

Courtney Rush quickly beats Victoria Crawford in less than five minutes. The start of the match has a dance off that Crawford barely wants to take part in. Team Canada leads 2-1.

We hear from Channing Decker and Jesse Bieber, who have the biggest match of their careers tonight against The System (Moose and JDC). Bieber says it is their time to shine before making fun of America's schools, saying they can barely afford pencils. As Decker puts canada over, Moose and JDC show up to make fun of Canada.

Barbie Blank guests on commentary for the next match.

The System (Moose and JDC) beat Channing Decker and Jesse Bieber in a match that sees Decker and Beiber sing "O Canada" and JDC reciting the United States' Pledge of Allegiance. Both teams are tied 2-2.

We hear from Brutus Beefcake, who says that he is here to support Team USA. He also pulls out shears and says that if you cut him, he bleeds red, white and blue. He says that he is supporting Team USA "110 percent."

Tommy Dreamer beats Champagne Singh in a Hardcore Match. During the match, Tom Schwartz from Vanderpump Rules and Jax Taylor from The Valley show up to help Dreamer get a table into the ring. Team USA leads 3-2.

Before the next match, Frankie Kazarian says he cannot stand Canadians, as he states that most Canadians he knows are "assholes" who are uneducated and unemployed alcoholics. He says that Canadians are no better than anyone else; instead, they are a whole lot dumber. Kazarian then talks about how hie is royalty and has claimed 50 kingdoms, and how Canada will be the 51st. He then says that his opponent tonight is just like the rest of the Canadians, stating that he is unemployed and uneducated. Cody Deaner shows up and says that if Kazarian has a problem with Canada, then he has a problem with Cody Deaner. Deaner talks about how he loves Canada, then says that he loves Americans because he is a man of the people. He then says there is one American he does not like: Kazarian, who he calls "a hoser." Deaner then proposes punching Kazarian in the face 51 times.

Frankie Kazarian beats Cody Deaner with a schoolkid pin while grabbing the tights as Denaer goes for his 51st punch. After the match, Deaner nails the 51st punch anyway, then high fives the fans. Team USA leads 4-2.

It is revealed that Matt Hardy has been laid out backstage.

Before the next match, Alisha Edwards says that the moment she got off the plane, she realized that she cannot stand Canadians due to "their stupid accents." Eddie Edwards says that every time they are forced to come to Canada, it is "so damn depressing," as they are surrounded by stooges and simple, weak-minded, pathetic Canadians. He then says that Canada will never be able to compete with "The United System of America." Brian Myers says he has been stuck in Canada for four days when he could be with his wife celebrating an American holiday and sitting poolside drinking an American beer, but instead, he is here with "two untalented, unfamous Canadian losers." Travis Williams says he is sick and tired of hearing them bash their nation and their people, as The Northern Armory (Judas Icarus and Travis Williams) have their elbows up and they will use them to break The System (Eddie Edwards and Brian Myers).

The Northern Armory (Judas Icarus and Travis Williams) beat The System (Eddie Edwards and Brian Myers). After the match, The System attacks The Norther Armory before Eric Young chases them out of the ring with a chair. Team USA leads 4-3.

Before the next match, Tessa Blanchard says that she is not medically cleared due to her ears ringing and her jaw is practically broken, and Bioflex had to step in and save her life. She says that Jody Threat got lucky, but she is no threat, because she is loud, local and completely out of her league. She says that standing in the ring with her is a career highlight for "some Canadian trash." She also announces that she has brought somebody who hts harder, bites meaner and does not give a crap about playing nice with some hometown hero: Vipress.

Vipress beats Jody Threat with a schoolkid pin while grabbing the tights following the kick to Jody's head by Victoria Crawford as Tessa Blanchard distracts the referee. Team USA leads 5-3.

It is revealed that Santino Marella has been laid out backstage.

Eric Young beats Matt Hardy while using the ropes for leverage on the pinfall attempt after Travis Williams distracts the referee while Judas Icarus distracts Matt Hardy, who has to wrestle the match with a hurt left knee. Team USA leads 5-4.

Backstage, Barbie Blank and Allie over who will win between Team USA and Team Canada.

Backstage, Gabby LaSpisa interviews Santino Marella. Santino admits he does not know who attacked him from behind, then calls Canada a land of opportunity and says he chose to live and raise his family here. He says that "The Wanted Man" Nic Nemeth is talented, but he will do his best.

Santino Marella beats "The Wanted Man" Nic Nemeth in a Flag Match after Santino shocks Nemeth with Jacques Rougeau's taser. During the match, Tom Schwartz from Vanderpump Rules and Jax Taylor from The Valley almost come to blows when they are met by both Santino and Nemeth at ringside, and have to be escorted out by security. Team Canada ties it up 5-5, and that the match will now continue under sudden death rules. All of a sudden, The System (Eddie Edwards, Alisha Edwards, Brian Myers, Moose, JDC) show up with a guy wearing a gray wig representing Mark Carney and another guy dressed up in a suit with a Donald Trump mask, and congratulates both countries for fighting over flags when nothing about the show matters. Eddie then addresses the backstage attacks on Santino Marella and Matt Hardy, saying that they orchestrated both attacks, saying they did it for themselves. Brian Myers says none of this matters because none of this matters because The System rules the world. The System then attacks the fake Mark Carney and Donald Trump, then Tommy Dreamer, Cody Deaner, Jody Threat and Matt Hardy show up. Matt Hardy says this is no longer about borders and that they will all team up to beat The System tonight. When The System leaves, this starts a brawl that leads into one more match.

Team USA and Team Canada (Tommy Dreamer, Cody Deaner, Jody Threat, Santino Marella and Matt Hardy) beat The System (Eddie Edwards, Alisha Edwards, Brian Myers, Moose, JDC). After the match, the winning team receives customized championship belts for their victory before the heels from Team Canada show up and get angry that nobody won. This leads to a brawl that ends the show.