Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
We see the aftermath of last week's main event, where Big Baby Slim claims that Scorpio Sky left him and his friends for greener pastures, and that he has been gone for 12 years while Scorpio Sky has taken the spotlight. He says he is "the realest in the ring" and that it is his time to take the spotlight, because he is back.
Jordan Cruz beats Matt Vandagriff. During the match, the man recently seen talking about the fall of society is seen in the crowd.
Jeff Farmer announces as per Nikko Marquez that as of today they will begin "The United Wrestling Network Showcase," which puts the biggest and brightest starts from all over the world in a UWN ring, starting with Ice Williams and Brandon Cutler, right now.
Brandon Cutler beats Ice Williams.
"Main Evant" Evan Daniels beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice to become the UWN Television Champion! During the match, Daniels lands on top of the referee after a kick-out, and a second referee shows up to call the match after Zicky hits Daniels with Snake, Rattle and Roll. As the second ref checks on the first ref, Daniels hits Zicky with a low blow, then hits him with the Lasting Impression to win the match and the title.
In footage from earlier today, Swipe Right (Brad Baylor and "The Smoke Show" Ricky Smokes) brag about showing the fans what they are all about, despite their loss to Nathan Frazer and Axiom, and they agree that they are about to show the whole world that they are about to become a problem.
We see a video package for Dani Palmer vs. Kali Armstrong later tonight.
Riley Osborne beats Javier Bernal. After the match, Chuey Martinez hands Bernal his jacket, but he looks at it, drops it and leaves. He is seen saying "I'm sorry" as he leaves.
Haze Jameson is seen in the VIP section.
Before the next match, we get a closer look at Bryce Donovan. He says he is a believer of Darwinism and natural selection, but he has realized that everyone on the Evolve roster is strong. He says that to survive, one must adapt and learn what to exploit, and that one must evolve. Afterwards, Zayda Stele, Jackson Drake and Swipe Right (Brad Baylor and "The Smoke Show" Ricky Smokes) show up, and Baylor says Donovan is with them. They then all get in the ring and stand with Donovan, but Ice Williams, Cappuccino Jones and Jack Cartwheel show up to even the numbers. General Manager Stevie Turner shows up and turns the match into an eight-man tag match.
Bryce Donovan, Jackson Drake and Swipe Right (Brad Baylor and "The Smoke Show" Ricky Smokes) beat Drako Knox, Cappuccino Jones, Jack Cartwheel and Ice Williams in an eight-man tag match. After the match, Chuey Martinez interviews the winning team, but all he gets is impertinence, and that leads to Cheuy starting a "Swipe Left" chant. Suddenly, "Super" Sean Legacy shows up, and Timothy Thatcher soon stands next to him. Officials show up before things can get physical.
Chantel Monroe is seen in the VIP section.
Kali Armstrong beats Dani Palmer. After the match, Kali Armstrong states that she is ducking no one and that she will make history as the first ever Evolve Women's Champion, and that there is nothing anyone can do about it. Chantel Monroe, Kendal Grey and Brinley Reece suddenly show up, and Kali makes it clear that she is different.
The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) retain the UWN Tag Team Championships against The Infantry ("The Captain" Shawn Dean and "Bad News and Tattoos" Carlie Bravo) by the slimmest of margins when Carlie Bravo is unable to make the save in time.
Backstage, David Marquez interviews The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito). Che Cabrera says they will take this victory, and Bad Dude Tito says that they will take on and defend against any team from anywhere. Suddenly, they are attacked by The Infantry ("The Captain" Shawn Dean and "Bad News and Tattoos" Carlie Bravo), and officials and security have to break it up. Carlie Bravo says it is not over between the two teams. Tito says that The Wolf Zaddies run from nobody as even the locker room has to break up the brouhaha.
"Pretty" Peter Avalon heads to the ring. Avalon announces that the United Wrestling Network and Championship Wrestling is back, then announces that during the show's hiatus, he has been promoted to head matchmaker. Avalon immediately goes back to his "Professional" moniker before going right down to business, announcing that the first ever UWN Women's Champion is about to be crowned. He also announces that "BHK" Kevin Martenson has retired and that a five-way scramble will take place to crown a new UWN Heritage Champion, and that anybody could be in that match.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Scorpio Sky. He says that it is great to be back and would not be the wrestler he is without the United Wrestling Network. Suddenly, Ice Williams shows up and tells him to "scooch on" after setting the pace for the future, because "the future is Ice." Scorpio sees that Ice Williams is seeing him as a stepping stone and tells him to slow down, as he likes nothing more than the confidence of someone like Ice Williams melting away when the bell rings. After Scorpio Sky tells him that he will be just another opponent to him, Ice Williams slowly backs off.
We hear from Danny Limelight, who says that the best have lined up all over the world and that it feels good to be back, but he has had a lot going on recently and that next week, he will tell the fans what is next for him.
Before the next match, Jordan Castle introduces "One In A Million" Maximilien Monclair.
"One In A Million" Maximilien Monclair beats Fidel Bravo with the Maxi-Million Dollar Dream.
We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice down in south Georgia. He knocks on a nearby door and Aaron Solo opens up, asking for the password, which is "password." QT Marshall then shows up, and after initially not wanting to do anything with Zicky, he tells him to put the UWN Television Championship on the line against him. If Zicky can retain against QT Marshall, he might get an opportunity at The Nightmare Factory.
"Professional" Peter Avalon debuts the new design of the UWN United Heritage Championship. He announces that next week, there will be a five-way scramble to decide a new champion.
Scorpio Sky beats Ice Williams. After the match, Scorpio Sky extends his hand for a handshake, but Ice Williams slaps it away.
Backstage, Ice Williams says that Danny Rivera is not better than him. Meanwhile, Danny Rivera tells John Roberts that while Ice is the coolest guy on the block, he had better be ready to fight more than talk.
Jamie Iovine guests on commentary for the next match.
Danny "Limelight" Rivera beats Ice Williams. After the match, Rivera says that Williams has shown that he is one of the coldest on the roster, and needs to less talking and more fighting for what he believes in. Suddenly, Jamie Iovine heads to the ring. Iovine hands Williams another business card in an attempt to recruit him, but Williams tears it up and walks away.
We get a behind-the-scenes look - and some bloopers - at the Championship Wrestling set.
Zicky Dice shows up. He states that at the PP3 Cup tournament, he was not sober, and now that he has been sober for 17 minutes, he admits that he is addicted to fame, fortune, championship wins and being the biggest name in wrestling. He says that if a greenhorn is going to stop him, then Jordan Clearwater can get back in the ring and see if he can beat him again. Clearwater gets in the ring, and Zicky says that Clearwater wishes he had hair like his before hitting him with a cheap shot. Clearwater answers with a shot to the face of his own. Jordan Clearwater and Zicky Dice then brawl their way to the back.
Levi Shapiro beats Adriel Noctis via pinfall with the claw. After the match, Buddy Royal runs into the ring and chases Howdy Price and Levi Shapiro away. Howdy tells Buddy that he will get the horns for messing with the bull, but Buddy says Howdy's mouth is writing checks Shapiro can't cash. He says that Shapiro cannot win without the claw, and says that Shapiro will tap out when he locks in the Royal Seal before declaring war on Shapiro and Howdy once again.
Mikey O'Shea beats Frankie Frank. After the match, Mikey O'Shea powerbombs Frankie Frank, then Anthony Idol gets in the ring and confronts O'Shea. Idol dates O'Shea to fight him, but O'Shea leaves the ring. Afterwards, O'Shea tells Anthony Idol he does not fight for free, and if he wants him, he will have to sign that contract and name that money.
Action Braxton and Jayme Beachler II are in the ring. The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) show up before Beachler can speak.
The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) beat Action Braxton and Jayme Beachler II after Beachler leaves Braxton high and dry.
Danny "Limelight" Rivera talks briefly about his early life, his time in the United States Marines and how he decided to jump into professional wrestling, stunt work and acting to become the person he wants to be.
Halston Boddy announces that he has brought Nikko Marquez for the next stipulation announcement. Heather Monroe states that Lacey Ryan did not even beat her in Match 3, and when Lacey Ryan shows up, she declares that Match 4 is a Falls Count Anywhere Match. This leads to both women fighting each other on the stage as soon as Nikko Marquez declares that the match starts right now.
Lacey Ryan beats Heather Monroe in a Falls Count Anywhere Match that sees Halston Boddy get thrown into a dumpster and Nikko Marquez get knocked out with a beer bottle in Match 4 of the best-of-seven series, tying the series at two wins each.
It is announced that Birthday Bash at Autozone Park has been postponed until further notice due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
The Friendship Farm (Gentleman Jervis, "Sweet" Robin Shaw, Super Beetle) beat Adriel Noctis, DJ Talamantez and Ice Williams in a six-man tag match. Near the end of the match, Jamie Iovine shows up and hands Ice Williams a business card in an attempt to recruit him. After the match, David Marquez interviews The Friendship Farm. Jervis says they had a great time in the ring, then says The Friendship Farm wants some gold around their waists to become "the golden standard of friendship."
Backstage, Jon Roberts interviews Buddy Royal. Buddy says that Levi Shapiro and Howdy Price are now enemies and that #1 contendership for the Television title only makes it sweeter. He says the Royal Seal is one size fits all, and that he will make Levi tap out.
Before the next match, Howdy Price says that the United Television title will soon be Levi Shapiro's, and that nothing is a gamble when it is a sure thing.
Levi Shapiro beats Buddy Royal with the Iron Claw to become #1 contender for the United Television Championship after Howdy Price tries to hand the PP3 Cup to Shapiro to use as a weapon only to have it taken away. As the referee leaves the ring to put the PP3 Cup away, Shapiro puts on a glove and overpowers the Royal Seal with the Iron Claw.
Backstage, Jon Roberts interviews Ray Rosas. Rosas says he will not reveal his strategy for the next match, and while everybody else may care, he does not. Rosas also states that he does not put the PP3 Cup on a pedestal, as high hopes only end in disappointment.
Ray Rosas beats Anthony Idol by disqualification to win the PP3 Cup and the PP3 Cup Tournament. During the match, Ray Rosas grabs at Anthony Idol's foot behind the referee's leg and pulls it upwards, kicking the referee in the groin. Anthony Idol tries to explain what is going on, but to no avail, and Ray Rosas wins the match, the tournament and the PP3 Cup.
Dan Joseph retains the UWN Television Championship against Ice Williams.
We hear from Nikko Marquez, who makes it official that at the Birthday Bash on April 25th, Dustin Starr will have his match against Ray Rosas.
Before the next match, Howdy Price says there is talk of people thinking they can hang with the Price Check Ranch, and tells Levi Shapiro to make the next match quick.
Levi Shapiro beats Jack Banning with the iron claw.
Anthony Idol and Frankie Frank beat Vermin (Johnny Yuma and Kevin Martenson) after The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) show up on the stage, distracting Vermin.
Ray Rosas beats Jordan Clearwater with a low blow behind the referee's back followed by an inside cradle to advance to the finals of the PP3 Cup Tournament. During the match, Clearwater hits Rosas with the Midas Touch, but Adrian Quest and Andy Brown pull Rosas out of the ring. Clearwater hits all three men with a splash from the top rope and gets Rosas back in the ring, but Rosas hits the low blow behind the referee's back while the referee is checking on Quest and Brown.
Watts and Jordan Clearwater beat Ray Rosas and Ice Williams after Rosas leaves Williams high and dry.
Halston Boddy announces, after some consultation with Heather Monore, that the second match is a submission match.
Heather Monroe beats Lacey Ryan with the Seven Year Stretch in a submission match in Match 2 of their best of seven series, increasing her lead to 2-0.
Before the next match, Howdy Price says that Buddy Royal and Levi Shapiro will hug it out and settle their differences.
Buddy Royal beats Johnny Yuma with an STF despite the distraction from Levi Shapiro, who puts his shoulder around Howdy Price before the two of them say goodbye to him, firing Royal up enough to lock Yuma into an STF.
Ray Rosas tells Dustin Starr to let his grudge with him go, as he does not care and that he is one in a long list of guys who got 15 minutes of fame at his expense. He says that he knocked on his door and he threw him out, and tells him to leave his wife Maria Starr at home so she doesn't get hurt.
We hear from Adrian Quest, who says that someone he considered his friend and mentor - who also trained him - did not have his back at his lowest point. He then calls out Ryan Taylor, who shows up with Tomaste. Tomaste states that Taylor cannot be blamed for anything, and chalks it up to "toxic behavior." Quest tells Tomaste he is "acting dumb," and says that Nikko Marquez is righting the wrong with a tag team title shot and he wants a position of power. Suddenly, "Uptown" Andy Brown shows up and becomes Quest's sudden tag team partner.
Adrian Quest and "Uptown" Andy Brown beat The Soul Burners (Ryan Taylor and Tomaste) to become the UWN Tag Team Champions after Brown injures Tomaste's ankle with one of the tag team title belts before hitting Taylor with a piledriver on the stage. After Brown gets Taylor back in the ring, Quest pins Taylor with one foot.
Before the next match, Halston Boddy announces that the match can only be won with a five-count pin.
Heather Monroe beats Lacey Ryan in Match 1 of a Best of Seven series. As per pre-match stipulation, the match must be won with a five-count pin.
Tomaste guests on commentary for the next match.
The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) beat Wasted Youth (Adriel Noctis and Sketch).
"Uptown" Andy Brown beats Ice Williams to advance in the PP3 Tournament.
Kathy Campanelli interviews Adrian Quest, who says that there is a lot he can say about his situation, but he is not here to complain. Quest then warns certain people to watch their backs.
Steven Tresario beats Keita Murray and Mikey O'Shea in a three-way match.
Ray Rosas beats Frankie Frank to advance in the PP3 Tournament after Frankie Frank takes too long on the mmonsault in the corner. After the match, Ray Rosas knocks the PP3 Cup off the timekeeper's table.
Ty Matthews and Dicky Mayer beat Dan Joseph and Watts after Mayer runs off with the Hollywood Heritage Championship and Matthews hits Joseph with a low blow. At the beginning of the match, Joseph rushes in before the bell rings, then Watts runs in, revealing that Watts is Joseph's tag team partner.
Backstage, Jamie Iovine says he and Royce Isaacs are not worried about Iovine's match against Adrian Quest, as Isaacs has taught him everything he knows and he knows what is at stake.
Before the next match, "D-Man" Dan Parker says it is PP3 Cup season and that he will qualify tonight and become the new PP3 Cup holder, then take the cup back to Canada as cups belong there.
Danny "Limelight" Rivera beats "D-Man" Dan Parker to qualify for the PP3 Tournament after countering a crossface into the New York Minute.
Ice Williams beats Jordan Clearwater to qualify for the PP3 Tournament.
Adrian Quest beats Jamie Iovine after pushing Iovine into Isaacs as Iovine goes for Hush Money, knocking Isaacs off the ring apron prior to Quest hitting the 40 Ounce Bounce for the win. After the match, Quest calls out Iovine, saying that they do not have to wait until Milestone and that they can have their Television Championship match right now.
Adrian Quest beats Royce Isaacs to become the UWN Television Champion! During the match, Isaacs throws one of his shoes at Quest, but it costs him when he loses his footing during a Super Hush Money attempt, allowing Quest to hit the Phoenix Splash for the win.
