Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
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Backstage, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco is looking for Slice Boogie. Jonny Loquasto tells Esco that Slice is here, as he left a trash can full of weapons for him. Danny Limelight shows up and says Slice Boogie may a wildcard, but he will show up.
Before the next match, Jonny Loquasto shows up and tells Kevin Martenson that Bateman did not show and that Bateman has sent a message saying he will face him on his own time and has sent a replacement - probably to soften Martenson up - if Martenson is up for it. Martenson is up for it, and Martenson's new opponent is "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams.
Kevin Martenson retains the United Heritage Championship against "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Marti Belle, who was impressed with Savanna Stone and Zeda Zhang, stating both are the future of professional wrestling. She then says that she is not going anywhere because she is the present, and when she becomes United Women's Champion, nobody is getting in her way.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against "King FatBoy" Papo Esco in a Bodega Street Fight following interference from the rest of The Institution (Honest John, Brendan Divine, Savanna Stone) and despite assistance from Danny Limelight.
We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater and Slice Boogie before this week's main event.
Slice Boogie beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice and "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater in the finals of the Golden Opportunity Tournament to earn a guaranteed shot at the United World Championship after Invictus Khash shows up and hits Clearwater in the back with a chair and Slice Boogie hits the Statue of Misery on Zicky Dice.
Backstage, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco is looking for Slice Boogie. Jonny Loquasto tells Esco that Slice is here, as he left a trash can full of weapons for him. Danny Limelight shows up and says Slice Boogie may a wildcard, but he will show up.
Before the next match, Jonny Loquasto shows up and tells Kevin Martenson that Bateman did not show and that Bateman has sent a message saying he will face him on his own time and has sent a replacement - probably to soften Martenson up - if Martenson is up for it. Martenson is up for it, and Martenson's new opponent is "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams.
Kevin Martenson retains the United Heritage Championship against "Dead Ringer" Aaron Williams.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Marti Belle, who was impressed with Savanna Stone and Zeda Zhang, stating both are the future of professional wrestling. She then says that she is not going anywhere because she is the present, and when she becomes United Women's Champion, nobody is getting in her way.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against "King FatBoy" Papo Esco in a Bodega Street Fight following interference from the rest of The Institution (Honest John, Brendan Divine, Savanna Stone) and despite assistance from Danny Limelight.
We hear from "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater and Slice Boogie before this week's main event.
Slice Boogie beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice and "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater in the finals of the Golden Opportunity Tournament to earn a guaranteed shot at the United World Championship after Invictus Khash shows up and hits Clearwater in the back with a chair and Slice Boogie hits the Statue of Misery on Zicky Dice.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Jonny Loquasto, who announces that the participants in the Golden Opportunity Tournament will not know who they are facing until they make their entrances. Also, the two wild card opponents will not face each other and will be in separate matches, and one wild card competitor will be kept secret until their match happens.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Jordan Cruz and "Poppin'" EJ Sparks to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament.
Backstage, we hear from "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who says that his path to opportunity is up next because the entire event was named after and built for him, and when he wins, he will be one step closer to reclaiming his birthright and destiny in the United World Championship.
Backstage, The Bodega discuss their upcoming matches. As "King FatBoy" Papo Esco hopes that The Bodega has his back and Danny Limelight mentions his world title defense next week, they also discuss getting Slice Boogie a shot at the United Heritage title.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Ju Dizz and Rocco Bellagio with the Goldi-Lock on Ju Dizz - who suffers a hurt knee after slipping on a springboard move - to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament when Rocco Bellagio is unable to stop Ju Dizz from tapping out in time.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Invictus Khash. Khash says that when he came to United Wrestling Network a year ago, he came there with a dream in his heart, and while he went through a lot, he won the Red Carpet Rumble. Shortly after that, Jordan Clearwater put him on the shelf, and as he recovered, he realized time was of the essence and his time to shine is now. He says that Limelight's time is coming to an end, and next week, he will make him tap out and become United World Champion.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto is met by Shane Haste and Che Cabrera, who confront him for letting Invictus Khash cash in and putting them in a tag team title match while Bad Dude Tito is in Japan. After stating that Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) "are no supergroup" regarding their tag team title defense, Beef Candy show up and confront them for their statement, and Jonny Loquasto makes it clear that their United World Tag Team Championship match will happen next week.
Slice Boogie beats "Main Event" Evan Daniels and Sledge to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament. After the match, Jeremy McPete interviews Slice Boogie in the ring, and Slice talks about how Danny Limelight beat him in last year's tournament and how The Bodega did not end after that, then says he and Danny are on the same time and that he is here to be the MVP, not to win a Most Improved Player or Sixth Man award.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Jonny Loquasto, who announces that the participants in the Golden Opportunity Tournament will not know who they are facing until they make their entrances. Also, the two wild card opponents will not face each other and will be in separate matches, and one wild card competitor will be kept secret until their match happens.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Jordan Cruz and "Poppin'" EJ Sparks to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament.
Backstage, we hear from "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who says that his path to opportunity is up next because the entire event was named after and built for him, and when he wins, he will be one step closer to reclaiming his birthright and destiny in the United World Championship.
Backstage, The Bodega (Daddy Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) discuss their upcoming matches. As "King FatBoy" Papo Esco hopes that The Bodega has his back and Danny Limelight mentions his world title defense next week, they also discuss getting Slice Boogie a shot at the United Heritage title.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Ju Dizz and Rocco Bellagio with the Goldi-Lock on Ju Dizz - who suffers a hurt knee after slipping on a springboard move - to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament when Rocco Bellagio is unable to stop Ju Dizz from tapping out in time.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Invictus Khash. Khash says that when he came to United Wrestling Network a year ago, he came there with a dream in his heart, and while he went through a lot, he won the Red Carpet Rumble. Shortly after that, Jordan Clearwater put him on the shelf, and as he recovered, he realized time was of the essence and his time to shine is now. He says that Limelight's time is coming to an end, and next week, he will make him tap out and become United World Champion.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto is met by Shane Haste and Che Cabrera, who confront him for letting Invictus Khash cash in and putting them in a tag team title match while Bad Dude Tito is in Japan. After stating that Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) "are no supergroup" regarding their tag team title defense, Beef Candy show up and confront them for their statement, and Jonny Loquasto makes it clear that their United World Tag Team Championship match will happen next week.
Slice Boogie beats "Main Event" Evan Daniels and Sledge to advance in the Golden Opportunity Tournament. After the match, Jeremy McPete interviews Slice Boogie in the ring, and Slice talks about how Danny Limelight beat him in last year's tournament and how The Bodega did not end after that, then says he and Danny are on the same time and that he is here to be the MVP, not to win a Most Improved Player or Sixth Man award.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Guy Cool to qualify for the Golden Opportunity Tournament.
Backstage, "Outlandish" Zicky Dice complains to Jonny Loquasto about Rocco Bellagio getting a free ride into the Golden Opportunity Tournament and states that he is so much better than Rocco - and also gets chewed out by Loquasto for running the United Wrestling Network out of Atlanta, Georgia after beating up a 17-year-old kid after telling him his parents were dead, to which Zicky says it is not his fault the kid had a fake ID - when Rocco shows up and listens in. When Zicky finds out that Rocco is behind him, he changes his tune and tells him he will see him in the tournament.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Savanna Stone, who gives credit where credit is due to Zeda Zhang for beating her first test, then tells her that her winning streak will come to an end when she embraces her path and prophecy and becomes United Women's Champion at Golden Opportunity. She also says that she will not let "a prissy opponent" like Zeda interfere in her opportunity, then tells Brittnie Brooks that she is swimming in shark-infested waters and that her pretty little face is about to get damaged.
Brittnie Brooks beats Savanna Stone by disqualification after Savanna refuses to listen to the ref - and also shoves him away by the face - multiple times as she pounds on Brittnie on the ropes. After the match, Savanna Stone is attacked from behind by Zeda Zhang, who hits Savanna with the Snow Plow.
Before the next match, Dylan Bostic announces that he is back in Championship Wrestling and that each week, he has had to watch "these new guys" get golden opportunities while nobody else is giving him one. He then says he will make his own opportunity tonight and challenge anybody in the locker room, whether it is a new guy or one of the legends of the past. The challenge is answered by Mikey O'Shea.
Dylan Bostic beats "The Irish Juggernaut" Mikey O'Shea with a low blow after putting his hands on the referee, keeping the referee from seeing said low blow.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto confirms a Golden Opportunity match on the phone, then TMZ ("Hysterical" Shane Haste, Che Cabrera, Bad Dude Tito) shows up. Loquasto tells Bad Dude Tito that Invictus Khash is cashing in his Red Carpet Rumble title shot, and Cabrera and Haste has to hold Tito back when he goes off.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against Kevin Blackwood with the guillotine choke. After the match, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco shows up and says he will not let Banning get away with hitting him in the back of the twice and announces that at Golden Opportunity, Banning will be defending the title against him in a Bodega Street Fight.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Guy Cool to qualify for the Golden Opportunity Tournament.
Backstage, "Outlandish" Zicky Dice complains to Jonny Loquasto about Rocco Bellagio getting a free ride into the Golden Opportunity Tournament and states that he is so much better than Rocco - and also gets chewed out by Loquasto for running the United Wrestling Network out of Atlanta, Georgia after beating up a 17-year-old kid after telling him his parents were dead, to which Zicky says it is not his fault the kid had a fake ID - when Rocco shows up and listens in. When Zicky finds out that Rocco is behind him, he changes his tune and tells him he will see him in the tournament.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Savanna Stone, who gives credit where credit is due to Zeda Zhang for beating her first test, then tells her that her winning streak will come to an end when she embraces her path and prophecy and becomes United Women's Champion at Golden Opportunity. She also says that she will not let "a prissy opponent" like Zeda interfere in her opportunity, then tells Brittnie Brooks that she is swimming in shark-infested waters and that her pretty little face is about to get damaged.
Brittnie Brooks beats Savanna Stone by disqualification after Savanna refuses to listen to the ref - and also shoves him away by the face - multiple times as she pounds on Brittnie on the ropes. After the match, Savanna Stone is attacked from behind by Zeda Zhang, who hits Savanna with the Snow Plow.
Before the next match, Dylan Bostic announces that he is back in Championship Wrestling and that each week, he has had to watch "these new guys" get golden opportunities while nobody else is giving him one. He then says he will make his own opportunity tonight and challenge anybody in the locker room, whether it is a new guy or one of the legends of the past. The challenge is answered by Mikey O'Shea.
Dylan Bostic beats "The Irish Juggernaut" Mikey O'Shea with a low blow after putting his hands on the referee, keeping the referee from seeing said low blow.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto confirms a Golden Opportunity match on the phone, then TMZ ("Hysterical" Shane Haste, Che Cabrera, Bad Dude Tito) shows up. Loquasto tells Bad Dude Tito that Invictus Khash is cashing in his Red Carpet Rumble title shot, and Cabrera and Haste has to hold Tito back when he goes off.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against Kevin Blackwood with the guillotine choke. After the match, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco shows up and says he will not let Banning get away with hitting him in the back of the twice and announces that at Golden Opportunity, Banning will be defending the title against him in a Bodega Street Fight.
This week's episode is a compilation of never-before-seen matches from Derby City Wrestling (which once again, are this week's matches).
Ted "The Trailer" McNaler and Dustin Jackson beat Jayden Dominic Rose and Damian Chambers after Jayden Dominic Rose inadvertently kicks Damian Priest in the head with an enzuigiri. After the match, Damian Chambers and Jayden Dominic Rose argue in the ring before Chambers shoves Jayden. When Jayden begs Chambers to come back, Chambers walks away.
Dane Becker interviews Jake Crist and Rohit Raju. Crist says he is the fire starter and tells everyone to jump on his bandwagon along with Bobby Olsen - the first person to jump on his bandwagon - as he sets the world on fire, while Rohit says he is concentrating on his future in Derby City Wrestling and that Crist is standing in his way of success. He says Crist is good, but he does know how great he is and he will tip his bandwagon over. Crist says that he and Bobby are headed to the moon and tells Rohit to strap in and jump on their rocket while they head to outer space.
"Pretty" Peter Avalon guests on commentary for the next match.
Rohit Raju beats Jake Crist after putting his hands on Bobby Olsen, causing Crist to nearly inadvertently collide with Bobby before Rohit hits Crist with a jumping knee followed by the Mumbai Drive-By.
Danny Limelight guests on commentary for the next match.
Moose beats Jordan Clearwater to become #1 contender for the United World Championship. During the match, the referee goes down after Clearwater hits Moose with a corner splash, sandwiching Moose between Clearwater and the referee. Later on, Clearwater is about to hit Moose with a chair when Danny Limelight snatches the chair away, allowing Moose to hit Clearwater with the Spear and become #1 contender. After the match, Clearwater attacks Moose from behind, but he flees when Danny Limelight runs back into the ring. Clearwater then gets back in the ring as Danny checks on Moose to hit Danny with the Midas Touch, then Jake Something gets in the ring to attack Clearwater. After helping Danny Limelight clothesline Clearwater out of the ring, Jake Something and Clearwater brawl their way to the back before Moose and Danny Limelight shake hands in the middle of the ring. Moose then kicks Danny Limelight in the groin before telling the fans to stick it and standing in the middle of the ring with the United World Championship.
This week's episode is a compilation of never-before-seen matches from Derby City Wrestling (which once again, are this week's matches).
Ted "The Trailer" McNaler and Dustin Jackson beat Jayden Dominic Rose and Damian Chambers after Jayden Dominic Rose inadvertently kicks Damian Priest in the head with an enzuigiri. After the match, Damian Chambers and Jayden Dominic Rose argue in the ring before Chambers shoves Jayden. When Jayden begs Chambers to come back, Chambers walks away.
Dane Becker interviews Jake Crist and Rohit Raju. Crist says he is the fire starter and tells everyone to jump on his bandwagon along with Bobby Olsen - the first person to jump on his bandwagon - as he sets the world on fire, while Rohit says he is concentrating on his future in Derby City Wrestling and that Crist is standing in his way of success. He says Crist is good, but he does know how great he is and he will tip his bandwagon over. Crist says that he and Bobby are headed to the moon and tells Rohit to strap in and jump on their rocket while they head to outer space.
"Pretty" Peter Avalon guests on commentary for the next match.
Rohit Raju beats Jake Crist after putting his hands on Bobby Olsen, causing Crist to nearly inadvertently collide with Bobby before Rohit hits Crist with a jumping knee followed by the Mumbai Drive-By.
Danny Limelight guests on commentary for the next match.
Moose beats Jordan Clearwater to become #1 contender for the United World Championship. During the match, the referee goes down after Clearwater hits Moose with a corner splash, sandwiching Moose between Clearwater and the referee. Later on, Clearwater is about to hit Moose with a chair when Danny Limelight snatches the chair away, allowing Moose to hit Clearwater with the Spear and become #1 contender. After the match, Clearwater attacks Moose from behind, but he flees when Danny Limelight runs back into the ring. Clearwater then gets back in the ring as Danny checks on Moose to hit Danny with the Midas Touch, then Jake Something gets in the ring to attack Clearwater. After helping Danny Limelight clothesline Clearwater out of the ring, Jake Something and Clearwater brawl their way to the back before Moose and Danny Limelight shake hands in the middle of the ring. Moose then kicks Danny Limelight in the groin before telling the fans to stick it and standing in the middle of the ring with the United World Championship.
We hear from "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who says it is Golden Standard Time and that he will become champion, and that The Bodega ("King FatBoy" Papo Esco and Slice Boogie) is the only reason Limelight is champion. He says he will do what he should have done a long time ago and put The Bodega behind bars. We then hear from Danny Limelight, who says that Clearwater is really "gold-plated" and that he is the real champion with the real gold because he stayed true to United Wrestling Network and put in the work. He says Clearwater is just a dictator with "little strudel syndrome" who he will finish off for good.
Halston Boddy guests on commentary for the next match.
Sledge beats Dom Kubrick to qualify for the Golden Opportunity Match.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews TMZ (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito). Che Cabrera says the world tag titles are spoken for by him and Bad Dude Tito, and Tito warns Danny Limelight that he is not safe and that he will be the next United World Champion at Golden Opportunity.
Rocco Bellagio vs. Danny Limelight for the United World Championship at Derby Championship Wrestling is this week's featured match.
Danny Limelight retains the United World Championship against "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater in a lumberjack match after rolling Clearwater up as he tries to escape the sleeper.
The Mighty Zaddies - now known as "TMZ" (Che Cabrera, Bad Dude Tito, "Hysterical" Shane Haste) - beat Final Destination (Charles "R-Three" Cassus, Bryce Saturn, Evan Daniels) in a six-man tag match. After the match, Jack Farmer interviews TMZ. Bad Dude Tito says they are working like a well-oiled machine after only two matches, with their first giving them gold. After Haste says they are "the wolfiest and the zaddiest of them all," Che Cabrera says that the fans want to see the secret handshake, which they do.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto is met by "Benevolent" Jack Banning, who says that he is reclaiming his time and calls his triple threat match with Jordan Cruz and Ju Dizz wasted his time and only re-proved his point before demanding that he pick his own opponent. Banning says he wants to beat the man that Cruz beat to win the Television title, and says that "King FatBoy" Papo Esco is a man of respect who has racked up his wins and earned his shot, and says that he is twice his size and that he is a hell of a specimen to make an example out of. Banning also says that when he puts Papo Esco to sleep, Papo Esco will ask why someone who owed him nothing gave him a title shot when a friend of his could not do the same.
Slice Boogie guests on commentary for the next match.
"King FatBoy" Papo Esco beats Cameron Gates. After the match, Slice Boogie hits Cameron Grimes with a few punches followed by a piledriver, and Papo Esco has to persuade him not to hurt Gates further.
Backstage, Danny Limelight talks with Slice Boogie, who says that he is ready to wrestle again. "King FatBoy" Papo Esco walks by and tells Slice he did not have to beat up Cameron Gates like he did after the match and that he had him. Slice reminds Esco that Gates went for his eyes twice and tells him he could not get away with what he did. Esco insists that Slice did not have to go on the attack, but Slice says he wants to put in his own work. Esco walks away, and Limelight proposes to Slice that they make it up to him by going out for drinks.
Invictus Khash beats "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater with a roll-up as Jordan Clearwater goes for the Goldi-Lock. After the match, Clearwater hits Khash in the back with a chair, knocking Khash out as he celebrates in the corner. Clearwater then powerbombs Khash into the chair, then wraps the chair around Khash's neck. Clearwater then stomps the chair before putting Khash in the Goldi-Lock.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater demolishes Jason Levi, hitting him with the Midas Touch, the Golden Sleep and the Goldi-Lock in a matter of a few minutes. After the match, Clearwater brags about what he has just done and says Invictus Khash could not have won the Red Carpet Rumble or beat "Raymond Jackoff," "Little Willie Mack" or Guy Cool or be in the United Wrestling Network without him. He says that Invictus Khash will be crying tears in the desert sun and wishing he was half as good as he was, then Khash shows up and attacks Clearwater. This starts a brawl that makes it way to the back.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who bullies McPeet out of the shot and says that he was not invited to the Red Carpet Rumble and that he is about to become UWN's new outlandish champion after beating Danny Limelight.
Johnnie Robbie beats Danielle Kamela.
We get a closer look at Invictus Khash's recent career highlights in the United Wrestling Network leading up to his Red Carpet Rumble win.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto talks to "Pretty" Peter Avalon about Bateman, saying he is at a loss with him. Avalon says Bateman is a psychopath and a lone wolf who is attacking people, and that he wants to fight Bateman. Loquasto says he and the committee have no idea what to do with Bateman, and that he is talking to him first. Avalon makes it known that he wants a fight with Bateman, and Loquasto tells him he and the committee will make it happen.
Danny Limelight retains the United World Championship against "Outlandish" Zicky Dice after Slice Boogie tries to stop Zicky Dice from using the championship as a weapon to buy Limelight some time and hit the Symbiote DDT for the win.
Jonny Loquasto is in the ring to start tonight's show. As he is about to interview Invictus Khash after mentioning what happened between him and "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater at the Red Carpet Rumble, Clearwater shows up. Clearwater tells Loquasto to go to the corner where he belongs, and tells him to remember what happened last time. He says that Khash is a loser while he is a winner, and that Khash has done nothing without his help. He says that he got rid of that dead weight at the Red Carpet Rumble, and says that unlike him, Khash will fail when he cashes in his world title shot, because he cannot emulate his success and the World Championship is his birthright. Clearwater then tells Khash that if he is dumb enough, he will wait to cash in the title opportunity until he exercises his rematch clause and becomes champion again, and then he will have the pleasure to prove how much of a loser Khash really is. Invictus Khash shows up, get in the ring, and brawls with Jordan Clearwater before throwing him out of the ring.
Backstage, Halston Boddy tells El Primohenio Tribeca and Lord Crewe that the plan is set and that there is a Loser Leaves Town Match. Halston says that Crewe is not going anywhere and that Rob McKnight will be going back into the dumpster he belongs in. As Halston pulls out a billy club and says he has an insurance policy, Jonny Loquasto takes the billy club away and bans the managers from ringside in next week's Loser Leaves Town Match.
Charles "R-Three" Cassus and Final Destination (Bryce Saturn and Evan Daniels) beat "Pretty" Peter Avalon, "BHK" Kevin Martenson and Bateman after Bateman knockts out Martenson and walks out on Avalon.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews The Bodega (Danny Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie). Danny Limelight says Red Carpet Rumble was an historical night, but he has no time to sleep as the challengers are lining up. As for Jordan Clearwater, Papo Esco says he has Clearwater taken care of.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats "King FatBoy" Papo Esco after using the referee as a human shield to poke Papo Esco in the eyes before hitting the Midas Touch. After the match, Slice Boogie shows up to check on Papo Esco, and Papo Esco nearly attacks him.
Backstage, Levi Shapiro and Rob McKnight are talking with Big Hoss. Loquasto shows up and tells the three of them that Howdy Price has been banned from ringside due to Halston Boddy's billy club, and asks Rob to be on his A-game. Shapiro says he appreciates the looking out and says they are always on their A-Game, then says that Halston Boddy and his crew have been a thorn in their side for his some time. Rob McKnight has got his stench all over this town and that he is not going anywhere, and Jonny says he would hate to see Rob go back to where he came from. When Rob says "New York City?", Shapiro and Big Hoss say "New York City?!?" like in the Pace salsa ads, then Bigg Hoss tells Rob McKnight "Get a rope."
Ju Dizz guests on commentary for the next match.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning beats Jordan Cruz with the guillotine choke to become the United Television Champion! During the match, Ju Dizz - whom Banning is fixated on at least three times during the match - helps Jordan Cruz up, but Cruz shoves him away, saying he does not need his help.
We hear from Danny Limelight. He says he has been with UWN for seven years and has been bred and groomed here, and that he learned everything from those before him there after a long journey from New York to California. He talks about his career and especially the last couple of years where he, Papo Esco and Slice Boogie were claiming championships while he took on and defeated top talent to get to "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater. He says Clearwater was born to be successful while he did not get that same silver spoon, and while Clearwater has beaten top opponent after top opponent, he has not beaten him. Limelight says he is championship material and that it is his time, and when he is done with Clearwater, he will become United World Champion, and that he will have done it for his people and his family while giving Clearwater a reality check.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who calls Danny Limelight's story "cute" and that he is a professional and not "a criminal in a jumpsuit," and that he signed the contract for today's main event because he is a fighting world champion. He says that Danny Limelight will be on his back looking up at the lights while he stays United World Champion.
We see a video package chronicling the feud between Danny Limelight and "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater.
Before the next match, actor Angelo Pagan performs a musical number before introducing Danny Limelight. Jordan Clearwater also berates ring announcer Adnan Kureishy and the fans before demanding silence while he takes his robe off and shows what a champion looks like.
Danny Limelight beats "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater with the sleeper to become the United World Champion after "King Fatboy" Papo Esco and Slice Boogie take Talos out of the equation, the ref is taken down inadvertently by a Midas Touch and a frustrated Clearwater shoves Johnny Loquasto when Loquasto keeps him from using the United World Champion as a weapon. After the match, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco and Slice Boogie celebrate with Limelight. After the match, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco and Slice Boogie celebrate with Limelight. Limelight then addresses the crowd and says that seven years ago, when every other companies shut the doors on him, United Wrestling Network gave him a chance. He says he was a street rat kid with no future, but he had ambition and passion, and knew everyone else would look stupid one from. He then says that he is opening the doors to anyone who wants to face him, then announces that he will defend against Eddie Kingston at Red Carpet Rumble on January 14th.
Johnny Loquasto introduces D'Lo Brown to the ring. Loquasto notes that D'Lo Brown has in his hands a contract for the United World Championship, and D'Lo Brown says it feels like he has waited for an eternity to stand before the United Wrestling Network faithful. D'Lo Brown then mentions that the contract is for #1 contender Danny Limelight, who arrives and heads to the ring. Danny Limelight wants to know "Where's the Golden Boy?" The Embassy shows up, and "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater says Limelight never graduated from high school and got his GED, as he seems to have forgotten that he calls the shots around here. Clearwater says that he does what he wants, beats who he wants and that Championship Wrestling is his place and birthplace. He says that he will not sign the contract unless he feels like it and nobody can do anything about it. He says that he is the mountaintop and that Limelight is chasing him and at the bottom looking up at what he can't have, then Limelight says he has been at the bottom his whole life and has proven people wrong, and that the fans can relate. Limelight says he does everything he does for his kids and his legacy, and while Jordan Clearwater is champion, he is the heart and passion of the comapny. He says Clearwater calls himself a "Golden Boy," but all he sees is "a Golden Bitch." He says that Clearwater's birthright is his destiny, and while Clearwater can sign whenever he wants, he will sign the contract right now. Limelight signs the contract. Clearwater then approaches the contract, then waves it off and walks away.
Slice Boogie guests on commentary for the next match.
"King FatBoy" Papo Esco beats Vinne Massaro.
Mylo beats Alex Gracia following the distraction from the stage by Zeda Zhang.
Bateman beats Big Hoss.
D'Lo Brown guests on commentary for the next match.
Willie Mack and Ray Jazikoff beat The Embassy ("The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater and Invictus Khash) as The Embassy's unknown big man grabs Mike Goga and throws him on the stage before Jazikoff stops Clearwater from hitting the Midas Touch so that Willie Mack can hit Khash with the Stunner. After the match, Clearwater, Khash and the unknown big man attack Willie Mack and Ray Jazikoff, but they run away when Danny Limelight runs into the ring.
We hear from Danny Limelight, Willie Mack and Bateman regarding their championship aspirations in the Golden Opportunity finals.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater retains the United World Championship against Colt Cabana. During the match, the referee gets sandwiched in the corner when Colt Cabana tries to counter the Golden Sleep, and as Cabana has Clearwater in the Billy Goat's Curse, a tall man shows up. Cabana fights him, but the tall man hits Cabana with a choke bomb, which allows Clearwater to retain.
Danny Limelight beats Willie Mack and Bateman in the finals of the Golden Opportunity Tournament to earn a shot at the United World Championship.
The show ends with a replay of Danny Limelight's Golden Opportunity Tournament finals win.
Danny Limelight beats Slice Boogie with a roll-up to counter the Statue of Misery followed by a grabbing of the tights to qualify for the Golden Opportunity.
Alex Gracia and Savanna Stone beat Mylo and Johnnie Robbie.
Megan Harmon interviews The Institution ("Benevolent" Jack Banning, Hunter Freeman, Brendan Divine, Honest John). Jack Banning says his Golden Opportunity qualifier is behind them and his hand has been raised, and he plans to take the United World title and use its power to spread their message. He says that with the power and reach of the United World Championship, eyes will be on them, ears will be opened and The Institution will take over everyone's living rooms and spread the truth.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews The Embassy (Prince Nana, Invictus Khash, Jordan Clearwater). Prince Nana says he told everyone that a new member of The Embassy would be walking through the curtain, and Jordan Clearwater admits he has been seeing offers from all over the world. He says that everyone all over the world wants his championship, but The Embassy's offer is the most lucrative even as he wants big money matches. He also tells Frankie Kazarian to go ask Chris Dickinson how facing him worked out for him. Clearwater also states that Kazarian will soon find out that he is not just king of California, but king of the entire world.
Before the next match, Dom Kubrick hits Lord Crewe with a springboard drop kick from behind, then punches Halston Boddy in the face.
Lord Crewe quickly Dom Kubrick despite Kubruck getting the jump on him before the match.
Backstage, Jack Famer interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. Zicky Dice - who is running on no sleep - asks who wants to be embarrassed next after he has proven he is the best United Heritage Champion of all time, then a representative shows up and says EJ Sparks deserves another shot at the Heritage Championship. At Golden Opportunity, EJ Sparks will have a rematch against Zicky Dice with the United Heritage Championship on the line. He also tells Zicky Dice to get some rest.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater retains the United World Championship against Frankie Kazarian after Kazarian rolls Clearwater up only for Clearwater to push Kazarian forward and into a title belt shot by Prince Nana from the outside.
Marina Shafir beats Alex Gracia with a guillotine choke.
"Pretty" Peter Avalon beats El Primohenio Tribeca.
Backstage, Levi Shapiro tells Howdy Price "It's time." Shapiro's blindfold is removed, and Shapiro likes what he sees.
Before the next match, Jack Banning tells Ju Dizz that he has no intention of fighting him and that he wants to help him, as Ju Dizz told him that they are cut from the same cloth. He asks him to join The Institution (Banning, Hunter Freeman, Brendan Divine, Honest John) so he can get what he has deserved for years. Banning offers his hand, but Ju Dizz slaps it away, saying they are not cut from the same cloth and that he refuses to join. The Institution then attacks him. Banning then locks in a guillotine choke while the rest of The Institution pound on Ju Dizz's back, and multiple referees have to get Banning to break the hold.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Prince Nana and Invictus Khash. Prince tells the wrestling world to watch closely, as they might learns something as Khash continues to prove his dominance and The Embassy gets bigger. He also promises that a new member of The Embassy will walk right through the curtains.
Invictus Khash beats Koto Hiro with an arm bar.
Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater, who says he will walk in and out of the ring as United World Championship, then tells everyone to watch the end, as he will do something that will make waves across the wrestling world.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater retains the United World Championship against Chris Adonis after Prince Nana shows up to distract the referee, allowing Clearwater to kick Adonis in the groin to get out of the Master Lock and Invictus Khash to hit Adonis with the United World Championship. After the match, Prince Nana told everyone that there would be a new member of The Embassy. Nana then hands the United World Championship back to Clearwater, who then shakes hands with Nana to cement their alliance.
"The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson retains the United World Championship against Willie Mack with a roll-up. After the match, Jordan Clearwater shows up with another referee and attacks Dickinson, then tells the referee to ring the bell. Clearwater cashes in his Red Carpet Rumble victory, and another title match begins. Clearwater is soon able to hit the Midas Touch to become the new United World Champion.
Lord Crewe beats Koto Hiro.
Backstage, Delilah Doom, Mylo and Johnnie Robbie are met by Howdy Price, who says that he is looking for new talent and asks if they are in the market for a manager, despite having only one business card - which Johnnie takes a picture of - and a 1-900 number. Delilah, Mylo and Johnnie entertain the idea after Howdy leaves.
AJ Mana bets "AMF" Alejandro Mauricio Fernandez by submission with a headscissors hammerlock.
Brendan Divine beats "La Mariposa" Dom Kubrick after Hunter Freeman trips Kubrick. After the match, Freeman and Divine attack Dom Kubrick, then Ju Dizz shows up only to get laid out. Honest John shows up to even up the numbers game, then hits Ju Dizz with a low blow before he, Freeman, Divine and Jack Banning all stomp on him to end the show.
Jeremy McPeet interviews Halston Boddy and Lord Crewe. Halston tells McPeet that he will find out about how and why their alliance formed at the same time as everyone else.
Lord Crewe quickly beats "Atomic" Andrew Evrist. After the match, Lord Crewe hits Andrew Evrist with Earth Shatter a second time.
Johnnie Robbie beats Savanna Stone. After the match, Savanna Stone clotheslines Johnnie Robbie from behind.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Johnnie Robbie. Johnnie tells Savanna Stone that if she wants to play by the rules, that is fine, but if she wants to break the rules, that is even better, because she is the rulebreaker.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning beats Honest John with the guillotine choke. After the match, Jack Banning offers Honest John his hand, but Honest John spits in it. Hunter Freeman then attacks Honest John while Jack Banning stands there and looking away.
"King FatBoy" Papo Esco retains the United Television Championship against Keita.
The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) beat AJ Mana and El Primohenio Tribeca.
Backstage, Jeremy McPett interviews "Benevolent" Jack Banning. Banning says that unlike the few who pull the strings, he means what he says, and that if it is not true, he will not say it. He says he has found like-minded people with the gumption to see the forest through the trees and accept reality for what it is. Banning says that unlike the few who pull the strings, he means what he says, and that if it is not true, he will not say it. He says he has found like-minded people with the gumption to see the forest through the trees and accept reality for what it is.
Before the next match, "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater tells the fans that they are standing in the presence of the prettiest face in the game and "the golden boy with all the golden toys" as well as in the presence of a god. He says that he has carried this company for the last five years and that is time that he got his title shot for the United World Heavyweight Championship that he says is his birthright, then says he will chose the time and day and become the rightful heir to the world title.
"The Alpha Wolf" Karl Fredericks beats "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater.
Gilbert Corsey hosts a special Christmas edition of Championship Wrestling From Hollywood and announces the Red Carpet Rumble. This year, it is a 30-man over the top battle royal with participants from Hollywood, Memphis, Atlanta, Arizona and all over the wrestling world. The final two participants will face each other in a standard one-on-one match, and the winner gets a shot against "The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson and the United World Championship.
#18 "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats #1 Guy Tweakacetti - who spends most of the match passed out in the corner - to win the 2021 Red Carpet Rumble and earn a future shot at the United World Championship. During the match:
#2 Aron Stevens eliminates himself out of respect after #1 Guy Tweakacetti eliminates #3 Rob Spitz. Stevens leads a breaf "Tweak" chant on his way out.
#14 Richie Slade is eliminated as soon as he enters. #6 Flex McCallion, who has just been eliminated by #13 Jack Banning, tries to catch him, but fails with #4 "Sweet" Robin Shaw and Jack Banning toss #9 Slice Boogie into Richie Slade.
#19 Honest John eliminates #12 Robert Baines after drinking Baines' serum. The serum eventually wears off, and he is eventually eliminated by #25 Bad Dude Tito.
#30 Kevin Condron shows up taking out Jackson Calhoun and Cameron August, and he soon eliminates #4 "Sweet" Robin Shaw, but he is eliminated by #16 "Professional" Peter Avalon.
