Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater demolishes Jason Levi, hitting him with the Midas Touch, the Golden Sleep and the Goldi-Lock in a matter of a few minutes. After the match, Clearwater brags about what he has just done and says Invictus Khash could not have won the Red Carpet Rumble or beat "Raymond Jackoff," "Little Willie Mack" or Guy Cool or be in the United Wrestling Network without him. He says that Invictus Khash will be crying tears in the desert sun and wishing he was half as good as he was, then Khash shows up and attacks Clearwater. This starts a brawl that makes it way to the back.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who bullies McPeet out of the shot and says that he was not invited to the Red Carpet Rumble and that he is about to become UWN's new outlandish champion after beating Danny Limelight.
Johnnie Robbie beats Danielle Kamela.
We get a closer look at Invictus Khash's recent career highlights in the United Wrestling Network leading up to his Red Carpet Rumble win.
Backstage, Jonny Loquasto talks to "Pretty" Peter Avalon about Bateman, saying he is at a loss with him. Avalon says Bateman is a psychopath and a lone wolf who is attacking people, and that he wants to fight Bateman. Loquasto says he and the committee have no idea what to do with Bateman, and that he is talking to him first. Avalon makes it known that he wants a fight with Bateman, and Loquasto tells him he and the committee will make it happen.
Danny Limelight retains the United World Championship against "Outlandish" Zicky Dice after Slice Boogie tries to stop Zicky Dice from using the championship as a weapon to buy Limelight some time and hit the Symbiote DDT for the win.
Zeda Zhang beats Savanna Stone by disqualification after Halston Boddy shows up and distracts the referee to hand Savanna a billy club only to attack Zeda Zhang so much that the ref sees it and disqualifies Savanna. After the match, The Institution ("Benevolent" Jack Banning, Honest, Divine) shows up and outstretch their hands towards Savanna Stone. Savanna walks up to Jack Banning, much to the surprise of Halston Boddy, and leaves with The Institution.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Danny Limelight. Danny says he likes to have a good time, but the partying and the women and the cars come second to being United World Champion, and after Zicky Dice attacked him from behind like a coward, he has no problem beating him down.
24K (Miggy Rose and Michael Hopkins) beats Jason Levi and James Brady. After the match, Guy Cool shows up liking what he sees. Michael Hopkins is interested in what Guy Cool wants to propose, but Miggy Rose is reluctant.
"La Mariposa" Dom Kubrick beats Big Hoss after Halston Boddy shows up and distracts Big Hoss and the referee only for Sledge to attack Big Hoss from behind. After the match, Sledge leaves with Halston Boddy.
Backstage, Guy Cool offers his managerial services to 24K (Miggy Rose and Michael Hopkins). Michael Hopkins tells Miggy Rose this is the push that they need, but Miggy Rose says they have been on a winning streak lately. Hopkins says he trust Guy Cool, and Miggy says he trust Hopkins, and they accept.
Jonny Loquasto announces that Bad Dude Tito is next in line for the United World Championship before plaing a career retrospective of Bad Dude Tito's best moments in the United Wrestling Network.
Backstage, Megan Harmon interviews Charles "R-Three" Cassus and Final Destination (Evan Daniels and Bryce Saturn). R-Three says his chapter with "Pretty" Peter Avalon, and Evan Daniels states that they will take down everyone else. Bryce Saturn says that they have shown everyone what they are made off. Daniels says they have reached their final destionation, and Saturn says they are just getting started.
Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) and The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) beat The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) and The Institution (Divine and Honest) in an eight-man tag match. After the match, Beef Candy and The Wolf Zaddies have a shoving match and mess with each other.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews Gangrel, who tells Zicky Dice that he is coming for him and leaving with the United Heritage Championship as he promises that there will be a bloodbath tonight.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Bad Dude Tito. He says he sees Jordan Cruz is doing amazing things, but is not on his level. Next week, he is coming for the United Television Championship.
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks beats Che Cabrera after countering a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker into an inside cradle for the win.
Backstage, Johnny Loquasto announces that James Kincaid is recovering at home and that "Benevolent" Jack Banning is suspended for one month. If Jack Banning gets involved in any of The Institution's (Banning, Freeman, Divine, Honest) matches, he will be suspended for the rest of the year.
The Institution (Freeman and Divine) beat Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) after Honest keeps Flex McCalleon from making the save for Richie Slade. Despite being suspended, "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up and even watches from the stage alongside Honest.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews The Embassy. Prince Nana says that the United Wrestling Network committee are setting up matches he did not approve of, and that he will make sure that Ray Jazikoff and Mike Goga will never step foot in UWN again. "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater says Willie Mack and Ray Jazikoff will remember about their match against them is losing, and Prince Nana says that we will witness The Embassy's biggest, grandest creation: Talos, the up-until-this point unnamed big man.
Talos beats Jason Levi.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. Zicky says he has been champion for over 150 days and that he will be damned if "some immortal freak" will take the United Heritage Championship from him. He says there will be no blood because his face "is television."
"Timeless" Levi Shapiro beats El Primohenio Tribeca with a schoolkid pin after sending Primohenio into the corner. During the match, the unknown man gets on the apron, and Howdy Price has to get him down. After the match, Shapiro and Primohenio shake hands as Howdy Price has to keep the mystery man - whose name is Rob - from charging at Primohenio. Shapiro tells Rob he has a lot to learn.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice retains the United Heritage Championship against Gangrel after countering a Superplex into a Fisherman's suplex-style pin attempt. After the match, Gangrel spits blood into Zicky Dice's face.
Dustin Daniels vs. El Primohenio Tribeca ends with Lord Crewe showing up and hitting both men with Earth Shatter. Afterwards, Halston Boddy says Lord Crewe is still undefeated and has not even been pinned once, and that he deserves all the ring time because there is not a soul who can stop him.
We hear from Johnny LoQuasto, who thanks the fans for their support during the Golden Opportunity Tournament when "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up. Jack Banning says Danny Limelight may have won the tournament, but he does not remember getting pinned or tapping out, but he did what he set out to do: make his moments and leave a mark on the United Wrestling Network. Suddenly, Ju Dizz shows up and says he will leave a mark on Banning's face, then dares him to face him one-on-one without The Institution (Banning, Hunter Freeman, Brendan Divine, Honest John) after sticking their nose in his business. Jack Banning says they have no history and that he started this war, and that he had no reason not to accept his invitation into The Institution. Banning says he will only accept his challenge if he can beat the other members of The Institution first, and LoQuasto makes this challenge and stipulation official. Ju Dizz tells Banning to be ready to line them up so he can knock them down, and Banning simply laughs.
Honest John - now known as just "Honest" - beats "Mr. Attitude" James Grady.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Howdy Price and Levi Shapiro. Howdy Price says that everyone is haunted by past choices and that it was not their time then and was not their time at Golden Opportunity, then asks what time is when one is timeless. Shapiro says he is back and has gone back to his winning ways, and that he will taste United gold in the near future.
"Timeless" Levi Shapiro beats Vinnie Massaro.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) and Guy Tweakacetti. Gibson says it feels good to be back on top of the mountain again, and that Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) has made it easy for them to get back on top when Beef Candy shows up. Beef Candy shows up and confronts Midnight Heat, and Johnny LoQuasto steps in, stating that he is disgusted with how the title changed hands and that Beef Candy is obligated to a tag team title match before putting both teams in a tag team title match this week before telling both teams to "actually wrestle" and telling Guy Tweakacetti that security will be checking his pockets from here on out.
Lord Crewe quickly beats Jason Levi.
Backstage, we hear from Dom Kubrick, who calls out Lord Crewe and Halston Boddy, saying that he is coming for his revenge and that he will get it when they least expect it. He then zips up his hoodie and puts his hood up.
The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) retain the United World Tag Team Championships against Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) after Guy Tweakacetti grabs Richie Slade's ankles from the outside and sprays something into Slade's eyes.
