Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
General Manager Jonny Loquasto is in the ring to start this week's show. He states that as General Manager, he felt that the perfect way to kick off this week was to bring out an individual who has been the face of the United Wrestling Network for over 400 days and has clawed his way up from the bottom to reach the pinnacle and become the United World Champion: Danny Limelight. Limelight heads to the ring, and asks the fans if they missed him before stating that he has not spent his entire time at home, as he has been on a world tour with the United World Championship. He states that he has been champion for over 400 days and has taken the title to Mexico, Puerto Rico and all the states in-between to be a fighting champion for himself as well as the fans. Limelight runs down his title defenses, such as Moose, Clark Connors, "Filthy" Tom Lawlor, "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, and Eddie Kingston, then mentions that the Red Carpet Rumble is around the corner and that someone else will be after his title. He brings up Slice Boogie, then mentions that he is first Golden Opportunity and the World Champion and that Slice is playing a game of "anything you can do, I can do better." Limelight then says that he or anyone who steps up for the title will get put down. As Loquasto declares that Limelight will be defending his championship next week, Slice Boogie shows up. He says the time for rice and beans and pina coladas is over, then says "I'm your papi now!" and wants Limelight for the world title tonight. Loquasto acknowledges that Slice has a shot at the world title, but announces that he is not Limelight's opponent next week. That opponent is announced to be "Pretty" Peter Avalon, the longest reigning Heritage Champion. Slice Boogie tells Avalon he is in a good mood when he shows up. Avalon tells Slice Boogie that he admires his confidence and says that he is talented, and if he wins the title, he will gladly defend it against him. He then says it is him and Limelight next week, and that he will leave with the title and "that is deadass." Limelight states that "PPA" will soon stand for "Papi pins Avalon."
Dylan Bostic beats "The Desirable" Damian Desire.
Backstage, General Manager Jonny Loquasto meets with "Benevolent" Jack Banning, who tells him that based on his actions, he wants his main event match for the Television Championship is against a man who has been by his side and has helped him during his title reign, and was even stripped of his first name before he left him in the dust: Honest John. Banning says that is fine with him, as he gets to teach Honest John one fnal lesson. When Banning walks off, it is revealed that Honest John has been overhearing him in secret.
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks beats "Highly Recommended" Cameron Gates.
We hear from Jordan Cruz, who says Ju Dizz beating him means absolutely nothing and that he was right to cross him all along. He says he is still the baddest man in the locker room and that his fire is fueled even further, and if anyone thought he had a mean streak before, they haven't seen anything yet. We hear from "Timeless" Levi Shapiro and Rob McKnight, and Shapiro says that they are coming back to the United Wrestling Network to wreak all kinds of havoc and beat all of the tag teams. Rob McKnight says that when they step in the ring, everyone had better watch out.
Jordan Cruz beats CJ Tino.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against Honest John following two pop-up cutters and a DDT into the guillotine choke.
General Manager Jonny Loquasto is in the ring to start this week's show. He states that as General Manager, he felt that the perfect way to kick off this week was to bring out an individual who has been the face of the United Wrestling Network for over 400 days and has clawed his way up from the bottom to reach the pinnacle and become the United World Champion: Danny Limelight. Limelight heads to the ring, and asks the fans if they missed him before stating that he has not spent his entire time at home, as he has been on a world tour with the United World Championship. He states that he has been champion for over 400 days and has taken the title to Mexico, Puerto Rico and all the states in-between to be a fighting champion for himself as well as the fans. Limelight runs down his title defenses, such as Moose, Clark Connors, "Filthy" Tom Lawlor, "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, and Eddie Kingston, then mentions that the Red Carpet Rumble is around the corner and that someone else will be after his title. He brings up Slice Boogie, then mentions that he is first Golden Opportunity and the World Champion and that Slice is playing a game of "anything you can do, I can do better." Limelight then says that he or anyone who steps up for the title will get put down. As Loquasto declares that Limelight will be defending his championship next week, Slice Boogie shows up. He says the time for rice and beans and pina coladas is over, then says "I'm your papi now!" and wants Limelight for the world title tonight. Loquasto acknowledges that Slice has a shot at the world title, but announces that he is not Limelight's opponent next week. That opponent is announced to be "Pretty" Peter Avalon, the longest reigning Heritage Champion. Slice Boogie tells Avalon he is in a good mood when he shows up. Avalon tells Slice Boogie that he admires his confidence and says that he is talented, and if he wins the title, he will gladly defend it against him. He then says it is him and Limelight next week, and that he will leave with the title and "that is deadass." Limelight states that "PPA" will soon stand for "Papi pins Avalon."
Mikey O'Shea beats "Main Event" Evan Daniels by disqualification after Daniels hits O'Shea with a canned beverage from the crowd on the outside.
Backstage, General Manager Jonny Loquasto meets with "Benevolent" Jack Banning, who tells him that based on his actions, he wants his main event match for the Television Championship is against a man who has been by his side and has helped him during his title reign, and was even stripped of his first name before he left him in the dust: Honest John. Banning says that is fine with him, as he gets to teach Honest John one fnal lesson. When Banning walks off, it is revealed that Honest John has been overhearing him in secret.
"Poppin'" EJ Sparks beats "Highly Recommended" Cameron Gates.
Backstage, General Manager Jonny Loquasto talks with Jason Levels. He says he understands that he is wanting to be a giant killer, but tells him to stick to opponents his own size. He leaves, then Guy Cool shows up trying to catch up with Jonny. Levels asks if they have a problem, but Guy Cool says "No, I'm cool." Guy Cool runs off, and Levels is confused.
We hear from Jordan Cruz, who says Ju Dizz beating him means absolutely nothing and that he was right to cross him all along. He says he is still the baddest man in the locker room and that his fire is fueled even further, and if anyone thought he had a mean streak before, they haven't seen anything yet. We hear from Savanna Stone, who says that she has lived in uncertainty and listened to others for too long, but she knows for certain that her time in The Institution ("Benevolent" Jack Banning, Savanna, Honest John) has taught her pain and growth, which equals struggle. She says she is one with herself, and that the Women's World Championship is hers for the taking. We hear from "Timeless" Levi Shapiro and Rob McKnight, and Shapiro says that they are coming back to the United Wrestling Network to wreak all kinds of havoc and beat all of the tag teams. Rob McKnight says that when they step in the ring, everyone had better watch out.
El Primohenio Tribeca beats CJ Tino.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning retains the United Television Championship against Honest John following two pop-up cutters and a DDT into the guillotine choke.
Before the next match, Danny Limelight says he is walking the path to the Red Carpet Rumble and that he is walking it with the fans. He also says that even though he earned his world title shot, he hears chatter that he does not deserve to be here. He says that he is here for a reason and that he has more charisma in his tongue than others do in their entire body, then says that he has been here for seven years and has bled for UWN before issuing a challenging to anyone who has a problem with it.
Danny Limelight beats Shane Haste with the rear naked choke.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews The Embassy. "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater calls out Carlito, telling him that he has won gold to prove to him, his family and the world that he is the most fighting champion in professional wrestling. He says that when Carlito steps into the ring with him, he will hear the words "And still."
Alex Gracia and Savanna Stone beat Zeda Zhang and Mylo.
We hear from Zicky Dice, who says that he has time to reflect and that for the last seven years, there have been a lot of highs and lows, but he never left the fans without a smile on their face. He then says there was always something to laugh about, but he is not laughing anymore after people and that he gets what he deserves, that it is time to see a different side of him and that "Hurt people hurt people."
Ju Dizz beats Honest by submission, earning a match against "Benevolent" Jack Banning.
Backstage, Jack Famer interviews Danny Limelight. Limelight says that no matter who the United World Champion is, they have a date with him for the title at Red Carpet Rumble.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater retains the United World Championship against Carlito after grabbing onto the world title - which is being carried by Prince Nana - to block the Backstabber and hit The Golden Sleep. After the match, Danny Limelight runs into the ring to fight The Embassy, and Willie Mack soon runs in to join him. Clearwater lays out Limelight with the world title, and The Embassy stand tall.
Dustin Daniels vs. El Primohenio Tribeca ends with Lord Crewe showing up and hitting both men with Earth Shatter. Afterwards, Halston Boddy says Lord Crewe is still undefeated and has not even been pinned once, and that he deserves all the ring time because there is not a soul who can stop him.
We hear from Johnny LoQuasto, who thanks the fans for their support during the Golden Opportunity Tournament when "Benevolent" Jack Banning shows up. Jack Banning says Danny Limelight may have won the tournament, but he does not remember getting pinned or tapping out, but he did what he set out to do: make his moments and leave a mark on the United Wrestling Network. Suddenly, Ju Dizz shows up and says he will leave a mark on Banning's face, then dares him to face him one-on-one without The Institution (Banning, Hunter Freeman, Brendan Divine, Honest John) after sticking their nose in his business. Jack Banning says they have no history and that he started this war, and that he had no reason not to accept his invitation into The Institution. Banning says he will only accept his challenge if he can beat the other members of The Institution first, and LoQuasto makes this challenge and stipulation official. Ju Dizz tells Banning to be ready to line them up so he can knock them down, and Banning simply laughs.
Honest John - now known as just "Honest" - beats "Mr. Attitude" James Grady.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Howdy Price and Levi Shapiro. Howdy Price says that everyone is haunted by past choices and that it was not their time then and was not their time at Golden Opportunity, then asks what time is when one is timeless. Shapiro says he is back and has gone back to his winning ways, and that he will taste United gold in the near future.
"Timeless" Levi Shapiro beats Vinnie Massaro.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) and Guy Tweakacetti. Gibson says it feels good to be back on top of the mountain again, and that Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) has made it easy for them to get back on top when Beef Candy shows up. Beef Candy shows up and confronts Midnight Heat, and Johnny LoQuasto steps in, stating that he is disgusted with how the title changed hands and that Beef Candy is obligated to a tag team title match before putting both teams in a tag team title match this week before telling both teams to "actually wrestle" and telling Guy Tweakacetti that security will be checking his pockets from here on out.
Lord Crewe quickly beats Jason Levi.
Backstage, we hear from Dom Kubrick, who calls out Lord Crewe and Halston Boddy, saying that he is coming for his revenge and that he will get it when they least expect it. He then zips up his hoodie and puts his hood up.
The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) retain the United World Tag Team Championships against Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) after Guy Tweakacetti grabs Richie Slade's ankles from the outside and sprays something into Slade's eyes.
The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) beat Miggy Rose and Michael Hopkins.
Backstage, David Marquez interviews Invictus Khash. Khash says he has plowed through everyone in his path for the past year, and wants to know when he gets a shot at "The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson. He also agrees that nobody can beat him. Suddenly, Championship Wrestling athletic trainer Mike Goga shows up and tells Invictus Khash that he has a guy who can beat Khash. Khash says "Bring him on, then."
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Danny Limelight. Danny said that he did not get pinned and that he needs to go back to his roots and taking what he wants before taking Jack Farmer's pen.
Invictus Khash beats Keita with a Fujiwara Arm Bar.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice, who says that the second time is the charm and that he has the face of a champion and is putting his money where his mouth is.
"King FatBoy" Papo Esco guests on commentary for the next match.
"Outlandish" Zicky Dice beats Jordan Cruz and Danny Limelight in a three-way match to become the United Heritage Champion after Limelight's feet inadvertently hit the referee in the face and Zicky Dice uses the Heritage title as a weapon against both men.
Backstage, Jake Farmer interviews "The Captain" Shawn Dean. Shawn Dean says he is excited to be here and hit everyone with The Deal as he elevates all the talent to his level after proving he is elite.
Jack Banning and Hunter Freeman beat Honest John and Ju Dizz with a guillotine choke from Banning to Honest John. After the match, Brendan Devine attacks Honest John, and Ju Dizz tries to stop him only for Freeman and Divine to lay him and Honest John out.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater guests on commentary for the next match.
"The Alpha Wolf" Karl Fredericks beats "King FatBoy" Papo Esco by disqualification after "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater rushes the ring and hits Fredericks with the Midas Touch. "King FatBoy" Papo Esco retains the United Television Championship.
Jeremy McPeet interviews Halston Boddy and Lord Crewe. Halston tells McPeet that he will find out about how and why their alliance formed at the same time as everyone else.
Lord Crewe quickly beats "Atomic" Andrew Evrist. After the match, Lord Crewe hits Andrew Evrist with Earth Shatter a second time.
Johnnie Robbie beats Savanna Stone. After the match, Savanna Stone clotheslines Johnnie Robbie from behind.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Johnnie Robbie. Johnnie tells Savanna Stone that if she wants to play by the rules, that is fine, but if she wants to break the rules, that is even better, because she is the rulebreaker.
"Benevolent" Jack Banning beats Honest John with the guillotine choke. After the match, Jack Banning offers Honest John his hand, but Honest John spits in it. Hunter Freeman then attacks Honest John while Jack Banning stands there and looking away.
"King FatBoy" Papo Esco retains the United Television Championship against Keita.
The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) beat AJ Mana and El Primohenio Tribeca.
Backstage, Jeremy McPett interviews "Benevolent" Jack Banning. Banning says that unlike the few who pull the strings, he means what he says, and that if it is not true, he will not say it. He says he has found like-minded people with the gumption to see the forest through the trees and accept reality for what it is. Banning says that unlike the few who pull the strings, he means what he says, and that if it is not true, he will not say it. He says he has found like-minded people with the gumption to see the forest through the trees and accept reality for what it is.
Before the next match, "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater tells the fans that they are standing in the presence of the prettiest face in the game and "the golden boy with all the golden toys" as well as in the presence of a god. He says that he has carried this company for the last five years and that is time that he got his title shot for the United World Heavyweight Championship that he says is his birthright, then says he will chose the time and day and become the rightful heir to the world title.
"The Alpha Wolf" Karl Fredericks beats "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater.
Lord Crewe beats Miggy Rose. After the match, Lord Crewe hits Miggy Rose with Earth Shatter a second time at the behest of Halston Boddy.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews Jack Banning, who says that change is coming, and while it is one of the most difficult things to deal with, it is inevitable. He says that people fear change because they love complacency, and to change, one must leave their comfort zone. He then says he has been lonely and cannot be the only one with his feet on the ground and his head in the clouds, and that "they are coming." As Jack Banning says that it is time for change and time for "us" to get what we want and that it is time for the inmates to run the asylum, he is joined by Hunter Freeman.
Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) beats Adriel Noctis and Michael Hopkins.
Guy Tweakacetti heads to the ring. Tweakacetti says Midnight Heat ("Rockin' Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) is not here because the fans do not deserve their presence and that no tag team looks as good as they do or have the energy they do. When he says there is no tag team sweet enough, Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) show up again. Flex McCallion says it is time that Beef Candy have gotten their shot at the golden opportunity, and Richie Slade says he knows more than a few things about gold. Tweak says nobody cares about Beef Candy and that everyone wants Midnight Heat, but Beef Candy prove otherwise when they get the crowd on their side. Suddenly, PPRay (Peter Avalon and Ray Rosas) show up. Beef Candy dance along with PPRay, then Ray Rosas says that after two long years, PPRay is back in the United Wrestling Network and ready to show they can really shake it down. He also says that PPRay have "that long lasting-flavor" while Guy Tweakacetti is "flavor of the month," then Peter Avalon says they cannot talk about the tag titles match without them and demand a three-way match. Guy Tweakacetti tells both teams that if they want a shot at Midnight Heat and the tag team titles, they have it, and that Midnight Heat are still going out on top.
Baron Black beats Honest John with a cloverleaf.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews Robbie Johnson, who says that she is excited to be here and was worked hard to prove she should be here. She says she will be watching Reka Tehaka vs. Sandra Moone closely, because she will be on top one day.
Jordan Cruz retains the Hollywood Heritage Championship - now known as the United Heritage Championship after being consistently defended throughout the United Wrestling Network - against Effy.
Backstage, Ruby Raze says she got into women's wrestling so she could put Southern California on the map and make the local scene a little bit better. Since then, they have been pushed aside, shoved into corner and put in broom closets. She considers this to be disrespectful to her and every woman who puts their body on the line, but she and other women are still trudging along and putting themselves on the map despite that. She says that she will be carrying the banner for the company and for all the other woman out there and that she will be harder hitting, deeper digging and more heart than anyone has ever seen.
We hear from Halston Boddy, Viva Van and Dom Kubrick. Halston says it is a new era and that more money and more people have been coming since Coastline Clash. He says that Viva Van and Dom Kubrick are two of the most talented human beings, then says the lights are bright and that they are ready to entertain. Kubrick says that being at the top of the pyramid looks beautiful and that they are a guiding light shining like light through a prism. Viva Van says she will raise hell until she is the front of the women's division because she is hell-bent to death.
"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater beats Honest John after Jack Banning shows up and distracts Clearwater before yanking at Honest John's ankle, allowing Clearwater to hit the Midas Touch for the win.
"Sweet" Robin Shaw - now accompanied by Jackson Calhoun and Cameron August, the three of which are now known as "The Enterprise" - beats Snypes with the vice grip. After the match, Jackson Calhoun introduces The Enterprise and says they are going straight to the top, and says that if anyone wants to diversify their portfolio, stocks will rise with them.
Ruby Raze and Savanna Stone beat Viva Van and Johnnie Robbie.
Blake "Bulletproof" Troop and Jordan Cruz beat Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon; dressed as Ryu and Ken from the Street Fighter series respectively, while also coming out to Ryu's theme from Street Fighter II during their entrance) by knock-out.
Effy vs. "Uptown" Andy Brown from the October 24, 2021 episode of Championship Wrestling From Atlanta is replayed.
"The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson retains the United World Championship against Manders. Both men shake hands after the match.
Backstage, Dustin Starr announces the main event of "The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson vs. Mike Bennett for the United World Heavyweight Championship.
Before the next match, Howdy Price announces that Levi Shapiro has beaten everyone's favorite before announcing an open challenge. The open challenge is answered by Brady Pierce.
Levi Shapiro retains the United Television Championship against Brady Pierce after Howdy Price puts Shapiro's foot on the bottom rope and Shapiro grabs the tights on the schoolkid pin.
We see "The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson on The Push.
Juicy Finau beats Honest John and Vinnie Massaro in a Triple Threat Match.
We see Mike Bennett on The Push.
United Wrestling Network President David Marquez arrives with the United World Heavyweight Championship.
"The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson beats Mike Bennett with a crossface to become the inaugural United World Heavyweight Champion!
Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) beat Lazarus and Dan Joseph, with Dan Joseph having never tagged into the match. After the match, Guy Tweakacetti announces that "Heat Streak" will premiere next week and that he and Midnight Heat will have a big party.
"BHK" Kevin Martenson beats Darwin Finch by referee stoppage after knocking Darwin Finch out with a ground and pound. After the match, Martenson cannot believe what he has done to Darwin Finch.
Wasted Youth (Adriel Noctis and Sketch) are in the ring. Sketch says that with friendship and tag team partners, there are a lot of disagreements and fights. He feels he and Adriel Noctis have argued and fought way too much, and Adriel Noctis says that they have been together three years now. He admits that their fire has burned out of late, then says they can still rekindle that flame. Noctis produces Sketch's skateboard - the same one taken from him by Miguel - then hits him with it. Noctis then says there has been a lot of selfishness and greed, and tells Sketch that people love what he does for them, not him, and that he loves what Sketch has done for him before heading to the back.
Before the next match, Flex McCalleon tells Jack Cartwright to lay down, take the pin and make it easy on himself, but Cartwright takes the microphone and tells Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) to "chew on [his] Twizzler." Flex slaps Cartwright, and the match begins.
Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) quickly beat Jack Cartwright in a Candy-Cap Match. After the match, Cartwright gets "branded," then Flex tells Cartwright "Chew on that!"
Backstage, Emily Mae interviews The Yung GOATs (Zay Washington and Aaron Roberts). Zay Washington says their debut is a small piece of what they bring to the table and that they did not come here from Memphis for nothing. Aaron Roberts then tells The Bodega to put the United tag team titles on the line, and Washington says that they will be the new champs.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews The Bodega (Danny Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie), who tells them that The Yung GOATs (Zay Washington and Aaron Roberts) want their tag team titles. Danny Limelight says they are fighting champions, and Slice Bodega says he wants a piece of The Yung GOATs. After a game of rock-paper-scissors, Slice Boogie beats Danny Limelight and gets to team up with "King FatBoy" Papo Esco against The Yung GOATs.
Danny Limelight beats Honest John by submission.
Backstage, Jack Famer interviews Howdy Price and Levi Shapiro. Levi Shapiro says he is using his mental capacity to his fullest, and says that while Brett Michaels may have won the Cobra Cup, he is the United Television Champion and he will bring the title to Memphis to show what he can do up close and personal. Howdy Price says they will take the Television title worldwide, then says Brett Michaels does not scare them because he is not championship material and that they are a hand cannon compared to Michaels' pistol.
Cece Chanel and Ruby Raze beat Bryn Thorne and Viva Van.
Before the next match, Flex McCalleon takes offense to Brett Michaels getting a chance at the United Television Championship after winning the Cobra Cup.
"The GunShow" Brett Michaels beats Beef Candy (Flex McCalleon and Richie Slade) in a Candy-cap match to become #1 contender for the United Television Championship.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Vinny Wasco, who is excited to be back after quite some time. He admits "Sweet" Robin Shaw will be a tough opponent, but he has been training differently due to the pandemic and is ready to come back. Jack Banning shows up and says his pandemic experience was life-changing, saying he was wet behind the ears and full of hope like Wasco and needed guidance, and tells him that the sooner he finds out nobody cares about him, the better it will be. He says that finding this out got him into Hollywood, where he was able to play things to his advantage and go nowhere but up. Banning then tells Wasco to come find him and tell him he was right when he gets cast aside.
Before the next match, "Sweet" Robin Shaw is accompanied by a man with a black fedora, a wooden cane and a thick black beard.
"Sweet" Robin Shaw beats Vinny Wasco with a vice grip following the Sweet Victory. After the match, Emily Mae interviews Robin Shaw and his new manager, whose name is Jackson Calhoun. Calhoun says that when opportunity comes knocking, you invite it in for a nice glass of sweet tea and bourbon. He says she saw the bright lights, the big city and "the big man," saying that Shaw brought him to the United Wrestling Network and was worth investing in, and says it is time to stop playing games and start adding commas to the bank account. Calhoun says that they are working their way up to the top and making their way into the big leagues, and that they have a dinner date and do not want to leave Matthew McConaughey waiting.
Cece Chanel vs. Bryn Thorne ends with Viva Van hitting Cece Chanel with a 2x4. After the match, Bryn Thorne joins in on the attack at Viva Van's behest, then Ruby Raze runs into the ring and takes out Bryn and Viva Van. She then goes up to Cece Chanel in the corner. Cece wants nothing to do with her, but Ruby Raze extends her hand and Cece eventually takes it. Acting matchmaker Jamie Iovine shows up and says he was under the impression that Ruby was on his side, then makes a tag team match between the team of Bryn and Viva Van and the team of Cece and Ruby to teach her not to interfere in his business.
Backstage, John Roberts interviews Ray Rosas, who says that Keita Murray's appearance made things clear, as he was in emotional trauma thanks to Dan Joseph. He also says that he got a package with fresh wrestling tights and a note saying "Remember who you are." Ray Rosas says he now remembers who he really is, and tells the locker room that that the real him is here to stay.
Ray Rosas retains the Arizona State Championship against Honest John with a new submission move called the Stingray.
Viva Van beats Mylo Matters by disqualification after Cece Chanel runs in and hits Viva Van in the back with a 2x4. After the match, Halston Boddy makes Cece Chanel vs. Viva Van for Halston Boddy's Coastline Clash.
In backstage footage from earlier today, John Roberts interviews Howdy Price, who says that things are evolving and that the Price Check Ranch is a stud stable. Howdy says that he has big plans for Jack Cartwright, and when Jack Cartwright loses, he will be out of here and that he will be glue.
Honest John and Anthony Idol beat Wasted Youth (Sketch and Adriel Noctis). After the match, Emily Mae interviews Anthony Idol and Honest John. Honest John steals something from Adnan Kureishy, then he and Anthony Idol quickly leave. Wasted Youth head to the stage, then Dan Joseph shows up, tells them they cannot cut it as a tag team and tells them to go back to Hot Topic.
Before the next match, "Sweet" Robin Shaw says he has seen a lot of stupid things on his time on the Friendship Farm, but he has never seen a baseball-playing fish. He says Piranacanrana is not a good wrestler and that he will make an example out of him.
"Sweet" Robin Shaw beats Piranacanrana.After the match, "Sweet" Robin Shaw calls out Gentleman Jervis for Halston Boddy's Coastline Clash.
Jack Farmer interviews Watson, Fresco Maddock and Action Braxton, who are now known as F.A.M.E. (For All My Enemies). The three of them say they are a dynasty and that they are here to steal the spotlight.
Watson beats Jordan Cruz following the constant ringside distractions and interference from Fresco Maddock and Action Braxton. After the match, Beef Candy (Flex McCalleon and Richie Slade) run in and attack Jordan Cruz, and Flex McCalleon tells Jordan Cruz he is the lucky recipient of a "golden ticket" before Richie Slade hits Cruz in the mouth with a chair. Jordan Cruz then gets "branded" with spray paint.
Backstage during the break, Emily Mae interviews Cece Chanel, who says that Jamie Iovine has silenced her for "too damn long," and says she got too ambitious and excited and signed the contract. She then says everyone will see her wrestle the way she wants to wrestle because she is free, and tells Viva Van to bring it on.
The Hogsmen - "Numero Uno" Mike Camden and "The American Kaiju" Devin Sparks - introduce themselves before the next match.
The Hogsmen ("Numero Uno" Mike Camden and "The American Kaiju" Devin Sparks) vs. The Bodega ("King FatBoy" Papo Esco and Slice Boogie) for the United World Tag Team Championships ends in a no contest. The Bodega ("King FatBoy" Papo Esco and Slice Boogie) retain the United World Tag Team Championships. During the match, Honest John shows up, and Mike Camden tells him to leave. Honest John does leave, but he does not take it very well. Later in the match, Guy Tweakacetti shows up at ringside, and grabs Slice Boogie by the ankle. This allows Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) to attack The Bodega while Honest John comes back with Anthony Idol to attack The Hogsmen. With this brawl, the show ends.
At the start of the show, Honest John shows up to sell a pair of headphone as well as Todd Kenneley's cellphone to commentary.
Acting matchmaker Jamie Iovine, Cece Chanel, Viva Van and Halston Boddy head to the ring. Iovine says he has given a name to his pains in the past, and it is Heather Monroe, who he says is now gone. He says it will be a bright, sunshine-y day, then congratulates Halston Boddy for playing a two-year long game by putting Halston Boddy's name on Coastline Clash this year. Iovine then congratulates Viva Van on joining his family before releasing Cece Chanel from her servitude to him while keeping her under contract to the company, then says he is not good at letting go before commanding Viva Van to attack Chanel from behind.
Richie Slade beats Piranacanrana thanks to the distraction and interference from Flex McCalleon. After the match, Richie Slade takes the boots to Piranacanrana, and Flex McCalleon joins in. They then spray paint the letters "BC" on Piranacanrana's back, and Flex says this is the first of many brandings they will do.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Howdy Price and Levi Shapiro. Shapiro says there is no need for worry, for he is a tag team partner and Howdy Price has big plans. Howdy Price says all his plans need is settling. Honest John then shows up and tries to sell a pair of sunglasses and a brush, and Howdy Price tells Honest John they should talk.
Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) beat Action Jackson and Watson following the distraction from Guy Tweakacetti.
Mylo Matters beats Sandra Moon with an O'Connor Roll.
In footage from earlier today, Jack Famer interviews Darwin Finch, who announces that Gentleman Jervis has bruised and torn muscles and will be on the road to recovery, and if he has to hold up The Friendship Farm, he will do it. He says it will take a while for Gentleman Jervis to return, but he will be the one who will get him there.
It is announced that Jack Banning and "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater have been suspended by the United Wrestling Network until Coastline Clash, when they will face each other in a Last Man Standing Match. It is also announced that Ray Rosas is injured.
Jack Cartwright and Anthony Idol vs. Levi Shapiro and Honest John is a no-contest after Anthony Idol turns on Jack Cartwright and shakes hands with Howdy Price.
During the introduction to today's show, Halston Boddy shows up and says that he does not owe anybody an explanation for his actions last week , and says that he was willing to do whatever it took to protect Heather Monroe, but Monroe was not willing to protect him.
Jack Banning vs. Jordan Clearwater is a no-contest when neither man refuses to listen to the referee. Both men then take their brawl to the back.
In a backstage broadcast exclusive, "Numero Uno" Mike Camden says it was about getting the tag team titles when he came in, but if The Bodega (Danny Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) want to see him as a threat, he has friends, too, and they are going to show up.
Dan Joseph vs. Ray Rosas for the Arizona State Championship (which is physically non-existant due to Dan Joseph setting it on fire) ends in a double count-out. Ray Rosas retains the Arizona State Championship. After the match, Joseph snaps again and attacks Ray Rosas, ramming him with a supply crate and knocking him from the announce table stage and into the ring apron.
Miguel beats Honest John. After the match, Keita Murray shows up, looks at Murray with a smirk on this face, then leaves with his hands clasped behind his back.
In footage from earlier today, Guy Tweakacetti and Midnight Heat ("Rock God" Ricky Gibson and "Freak Nasty" Eddie Pearl) say they have found success, and Gibson says that if anyone thinks they will not be tag team champs, they are reading from the wrong book. Tweakacetti says he is reading Braille because that is how he feels before the three of them get even more fired up.
Richie Slade retains the Hollywood Heritage Championship against EJ Sparks by submission after Sparks' injured leg is targeted and weakened, leaving him unable to hit Roundhouse Rhythm.
Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) guest on commentary for the next match. Flex McCalleon says he and Richie Slade have been back home tanning since the Episode 500 spectacular, and Slade insists be called "the succulent Hollywood Heritage Champion."
EJ Sparks beats Honest John with the Spark-Out after Honest John feigns a knee injury to hit Sparks with a cheap shot. After the match, Sparks tells Beef Candy he can hear him from the ring talking about him and trying to act funny, and challenges Richie Slade for the Hollywood Heritage Championship. Richie Slade says that Sparks is dreaming, and that he is not as good as he is and will not be Heritage champ. EJ Sparks says "I think you just accepted my challenge, buddy."
"Sweet" Robin Shaw beats Darwin Finch. After the match, Shaw says he just proved that he has gone scorched earth on The Friendship Farm. He says that friendship is dead to him and that he is not replaceable.
Heather Monroe vs. Viva Van ends in a no-contest. During the match, Jamie Iovine shows up with Cece Chanel and his friend from the office - whose names is Tweak - and ends the match. Iovine attributes much of Heather's success to The Upper Class, and asks Heather what makes her think that she deserves the gold. When Heather confronts Iovine, Iovine sics Chanel on her, who reluctantly attacks Heather and screams at Iovine. Iovine then gives Viva Van the choice of joining him or ending up like Heather.
Backstage, Jamie Iovine and Tweak are suddenly met in the office by 4 Minutes of Heat ("Rock God" Ricky Gibson and "Freak Nasty" Eddie Pearl). Pearls says he and Gibson will do anything for a tag team title shot. Iovine says he will give them a title shot if they make Tweak their manager. Eddie Pearl is reluctant, but Ricky Gibson accepts, after Iovine says that if they win, they will get more opportunities and Tweak may become their manager full-time.
Anthony Idol and Jack Cartwright beat Levi Shapiro and Howdy Price following a top rope moonsault press from Cartwright to Shapiro.
Ray Rosas retains the Arizona State Championship by disqualification against Dan Joseph after Joseph toses Rosas over the top rope. After the match, Joseph loses his cool and walks to the back with the Arizona State Championship.
Heather Monroe and Halston Boddy are in the ring. Heather and Halston talk about their win on Episode 500, but feels like something is missing. Heather says they have had to jump through hoop after hoop, and says that Lacey Ryan got scared and changed her name after Nikko Marquez held up the best-of-seven series, turned Cece Chanel into her secretary and put her in a bodybag match with Ruby Raze. In the end, they won and ensured a Women's Championship in Championship Wrestling From Hollywood. That now leaves Jamie Iovine, who is sticking his nose in their business and talking to Viva Van, trying to put her in the same situation as Cece Chanel. After Heather tells Viva Van not to sign the contract and to be a part of the solution rather than the problem, Viva Van shows up. Viva Van takes exception to Heather Monroe taking two years to apologize to her and saying she has changed, Viva says she has changed too, and tells her to give her a match if she actually cares about her. Halston tells Viva to be careful what she wishes for, and gives her the match, and Heather also tells Viva she can also have any match she wants if it means Viva does not sign the contract.
Levi Shapiro retains the United Television Championship against Anthony Idol. During the match, Howdy Price throws a chain into the ring and distracts the referee, then Shapiro tosses the chain to Idol and falls to the mat. Shapiro takes the chain, throws it to Idol, then falls to the mat. When the referee turns around, he believes that Idol has hit him with the chain and calls for the bell. After the match, Shapiro and Howdy Price attack Anthony Idol, and Jack Cartwright has to jump in and fight Levi Shapiro to force him and Howdy to retreat.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Numero Uno" Mike Camden, who says he is here for The Bodega's open challenge. On the subject of a partner, he is forced to rely on someone else from the back to team with him since Devin Sparks and American Kaiju are seemingly not available.
Backstage, Levi Shapiro and Howdy Price confront Jamie Iovine. Iovine gives them two options: being suspended for 90 days without pay or being in a tag team match with Howdy Price against Jack Cartwright and Anthony Idol next week. Despite Howdy's protesting, Levi Shapiro takes the tag team match.
We hear from Jordan Clearwater, who apologizes to the UWN and its leadership for his behavior and misconduct. He says he will not apologize to Jack Banning, and that he will not give him a choice between the hospital or the cemetery.
Miguel beats Honest John. Before the match, it is mentioned on commentary that SoCal Distancing (???, Adrian Quest, Andy Brown, Dom Kubrick, Miguel) has disbanded since losing the United Tag Team Championships. After the match, Miguel refuses an interview.
Before the next match, Honest John suddenly shows up and offers to become "Numero Uno" Mike Camden's partner. Camden accepts.
The Bodega (Danny Limelight and Papo Esco) retain the United Tag Team Championships against "Numero Uno" Mike Camden and Honest John with a rear naked choke from Limelight to Honest John.
EJ Sparks beats Jordan Cruz. After the match, Emily May interviews Sparks, who says that Jordan Cruz has a bright future ahead of him as well as his respect, and says that they should do it again sometime.
Viva Van beats Mylo Matters. After the match, a man in a fur coat presents Viva Van with a manila envelope, then runs off.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews The Bodega (Danny Limelight, "King FatBoy" Papo Esco, Slice Boogie). Danny Limelight says everyone is only mad at them because they thought their school smart would give them more success than The Bodega's street smarts. He then tells Honest John, who is already in the ring, that he feels sorry for him due to the beating Papo Esco will give him, and Papo Esco says that Honest John will learn taht honesty is not the best medicine and that he has the remedy.
"King FatBoy" Papo Esco beats Honest John.
Backstage, Jamie Iovine is taking a call from Nikko Marquez when Dan Joseph shows up and clears the air about the outburst from his last match, then asks what he has to do to get back into title contention. Jamie's friend, who has been in the room the whole time, offers to help him "find his cool" after losing it, and Dan slams him into the table. Jamie then says that Dan Joseph has the potential to make it to the top when Jordan Clearwater shows up. Dan leaves, and Jordan Clearwater demands a match with Jack Banning. Jamie Iovine says he can make the match happen right this second.
Jack Banning beats Jordan Clearwater by disqualification after Jordan Clearwater shoves the referee for trying to stop him from hitting Banning with a belt wrapped around his fist. Jordan Clearwater tires Banning's hands to the top turnbuckle and proceeds to pound on him before choking him with his belt to the point that Banning is knocked out. Referees run in to stop him, and Banning starts smiling when he comes to.
