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Thursday, March 2, 2023

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for March 2, 2023



Heath and Rhino beat Decay (Crazzy Steve and Black Taurus) in the BTI match.

Bullet Club ("Inevitable" Ace Austin and Chris Bey) make their way to the ring to start tonight's show. Bey then talks about how he set up the ring for shows in the current venue, how he debuted for Impact and competed for both the X Division and World titles, and how they won at No Surrender there. Ace Austin talks about how he too debuted in the current venue and beat Chris Sabin twice there, and says that while The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) are the best team to do it ever and an influence to them, they are no longer the best. Bey says it is because they are here now, and that they are the best team in Impact Wrestling. Before he can get the crowd involved in a "Q&Bey," The Motor City Machine Guns show up. Sabin asks them how long they have been teaming, then says he and Shelley have cultivated their craft all over the world and gotten better for the last seventeen years, and that they are now the best they have ever been. He says that they are still the best tag team in the world, then Ace Austin says they are tag team champions because he and Bey have not gotten a fair shot, and Bey says they only need one to shot to do it, and they will do it at Sacrifice. Shelley reminds Bey that they had to fight to survive in Impact fifteen years ago to become the best, and that Ace and Bey are just doing their best "Motor City Machine Guns" impression. He then says that instead of waiting until Sacrifice, they can go ahead and do it tonight if Chris Bey wants more history in the venue for tonight's show. Both teams shake hands, then have a stand-off.



Backstage, Gia Miller interviews "Hysterical" Shane Haste. Haste says that it is his turn tonight to make an impact and that "Speedball" Mike Bailey are in for a fight with his fist and that he is "the worst Karate Kid."

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Rich Swann. Swann admits that he lost and that it does not sit right with him, but the loss will not deter him as he is fully focused on the Impact World Championship. Suddenly, Raj Singh and Shera bribe the camera crew to focus on them. As Raj Singh brags about hitting it big in Las Vegas, Swann says the decisions one make matters and that Singh's luck has truly ran out. He says he is not in the mood for games and is ready to whup his ass, but Raj Singh is more interested in the roulette table.

"Speedball" Mike Bailey beats "Hysterical" Shane Haste.



Backstage, The Design (Deaner, Kon, Angels) meet. Angels says they should not continue with Callihan, whom he says is trying to destroy them from within. Deaner says there may be no need to go down with Step 6, then Rhino shows up. Rhino says he will not let The Design mess with Callihan's head like they did his, but Callihan shows up and says The Design is where he wants to be. Rhino says Callihan is not thinking clearly and that he will have to knock some sense into him. Deaner says they have their Step 6.

Kenny King beats Kevin Knight.



Backstage, Gia Miller interviews "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander. Alexander says the journey to the top may be tough, but that is where the challenge begins. He says that KUSHIDA sent a message to him at Battle of the Valley, then says he will send a message back to KUSHIDA at Sacrifice in a ten-man tag match. Steve Maclin shows up. He says that he knows Alexander has a lot on his plate, but he wants Alexander to hold on to the World Championship as he wants to beat the longest-reigning champion in history.

Backstage, Director of Authority Santino Marella and Dirty Dango find out that Tommy Dreamer will be okay. Bully ray shows up and also finds out that Dreamer will be okay, then says he will make sure he will not live. Bhupinder Gujjar then confronts Bully Ray for what he did to Dreamer and presses him against the wall, and Bully Ray and a member of security have to get Bhupinder to calm down before Bully slaps him in the face. Bhupinder threatens to kill Bully.

Mickie James heads to the ring. She says it feels good to be in the ring as Knockouts World Champion once again after No Surrender. She says people have told her that she could not beat Masha Slamovich, but she is still the champion. She then says there is still unfinished business with Jordynne Grace, who keeps telling people that she tapped out, and says they will soon get back to business. "The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw, Jai Vidal and Savannah Evans suddenly show up. Gisele says it is funny that Mickie wrestled Masha to dodge Jordan, then wants to wrestle Jordynne to dodge the next real challenger. She says that she knows Mickie can beat Jordynne, assuming Jordynne cannot get her in the rear naked choke, then accuses Mickie of dodging her. Mickie says she beat her on "The Last Rodeo" and that she can beat her again. Gisele says Mickie faced "a Gisele Shaw" who was trying to find her footing, but not "this Gisele Shaw" who has beaten "The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo at No Surrender and has owned who she is. She says that she destroy anyone and anything in her path to the Knockouts Championship that happens to be on Mickie's shoulder, and warns Mickie that once she is done with Jordynne, she is next. Mickie says they do not have to wait until she is done with Jordynne and says Gisele is putting Jordynne in front of herself because she is afraid of getting beaten again, but Gisele says she is prepared to wrestle tonight. After Mickie tells Gisele that she does not need wrestling gear to beat her, Gail Kim shows up and says Gisele loves to run her mouth and run away too often, and that Mickie has earned the right to call her own shots. She makes the match official for the Impact Wrestling Knockouts World Championship.



Backstage, as Brian Myers talks to a truck driver about his podcast, Moose shows up and says Impact still has a Joe Hendry problem. Myers says he has zero interest in helping him become champion, but Moose says he wants to help Myers become champion as he never got his rematch, and that he wants to humiliate Hendry.

Backstage, Jordynne Grace meets with Director of Authority Santino Marella regarding "The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw getting a Knockouts title shot, and says that she wants to invoke her rematch clause against whoever wins. Johnny Swinger and Zicky Dice shows up and meet with Marella regarding having to get 50 wins for a title shot. Marella allows Swinger to pick his own opponent for his next match.

PCO beats Trey Miguel by disqualification after Eddie Edwards shows up and hits PCO in the back of the head with a shovel to no effect. After the match, PCO choke slams Eddie, and security steps in only to be overpowered. As security is occupied with Eddie, PCO goes for a PCO-sault to the outside. Eddie escapes it and flees through the crowd while PCO points the shovel at him.



Bullet Club ("Inevitable" Ace Austin and Chris Bey) beats The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) for the Impact World Tag Team Championships!



Sunday, November 13, 2022

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling presented by CarShield recap for November 13, 2022

Before the next match, Danny Limelight says he is walking the path to the Red Carpet Rumble and that he is walking it with the fans. He also says that even though he earned his world title shot, he hears chatter that he does not deserve to be here. He says that he is here for a reason and that he has more charisma in his tongue than others do in their entire body, then says that he has been here for seven years and has bled for UWN before issuing a challenging to anyone who has a problem with it.

Danny Limelight beats Shane Haste with the rear naked choke.

Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews The Embassy. "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater calls out Carlito, telling him that he has won gold to prove to him, his family and the world that he is the most fighting champion in professional wrestling. He says that when Carlito steps into the ring with him, he will hear the words "And still."

Alex Gracia and Savanna Stone beat Zeda Zhang and Mylo.

We hear from Zicky Dice, who says that he has time to reflect and that for the last seven years, there have been a lot of highs and lows, but he never left the fans without a smile on their face. He then says there was always something to laugh about, but he is not laughing anymore after people and that he gets what he deserves, that it is time to see a different side of him and that "Hurt people hurt people."

Ju Dizz beats Honest by submission, earning a match against "Benevolent" Jack Banning.

Backstage, Jack Famer interviews Danny Limelight. Limelight says that no matter who the United World Champion is, they have a date with him for the title at Red Carpet Rumble.

"The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater retains the United World Championship against Carlito after grabbing onto the world title - which is being carried by Prince Nana - to block the Backstabber and hit The Golden Sleep. After the match, Danny Limelight runs into the ring to fight The Embassy, and Willie Mack soon runs in to join him. Clearwater lays out Limelight with the world title, and The Embassy stand tall.



Sunday, August 21, 2022

Golden Opportunity, Part 1 - Championship Wrestling Presented By CarShield recap for August 21, 2022

Backstage, Jack Farmer and official UWN representative Johnny LeQuasto announces that UWN is committed to giving the fans the best and says that the committee makes the match. He then announces that Lord Crewe is the final participant in the Golden Opportunity Tournament. He then announces that Lord Crewe - who has been undefeated and dominant in competition as of late - is the final participant in the Golden Opportunity Tournament. Halston Boddy shows up with Lord Crewe and says "About time!", then they leave.

Willie Mack beats "Timeless" Levi Shapiro and Lord Crewe in a triple threat match to advance to the finals of the Golden Opportunity Tournament.

We hear from "Benevelont" Jack Banning, who says that since the formation of The Institution, they have stayed by each others' side. Tonight, however, he goes it alone, and he must lead by example and get it done on his own just like his other men should. He says that after tonight, everyone will remember who he is and The Institution will live on, and the opportunity will belong to them.

Danny Limelight beats "Benevolent" Jack Banning and Shane Haste in a triple threat match to advance to the finals of the Golden Opportunity Tournament. During the match, Banning guests on commentary until Danny Limelight forcefully gets him back into the match.

Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon). McCalleon says Midnight Heat ("Rockin' Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) has already bitten off more than they can chew as he questions how many times they went a piece of them, and Richie Slade says that if they want the main course, they had better not choke on the appetizers.

Backstage, Jeremy McPete interviews Chris Bey. He says Taylor Rust cannot catch up with him and that he will finesse him and Bateman, win the next triple threat match and become United World Champion.

Bateman beats Taylor Rust and Chris Bey in a triple threat match to advance to the finals of the Golden Opportunity Tournament.



Sunday, July 10, 2022

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling presented by CarShield recap for July 10, 2022

Shane Haste beats Fidel Bravo to qualify for the Golden Opportunity.

Backstage, Howdy Price says he is trying to stay positive and put a spin on things, then says nobody is calling back and that he does not know what his future holds. Suddenly, a bandaged Levi Shapiro returns, and Howdy says "Howdy!"

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews The Bodega (Danny Limelight and "King FatBoy" Papo Esco). Papo Esco says every episode is a Bodega fiesta and that they entertain the fans every single time, and that they are the greatest group to come to the United Wrestling Network. Papo Esco says he will be in the conversation of the greatest television champs ever, and that he will not get there by ducking opponents. Suddenly, Guy Tweakacetti shows up and takes offense to Jack Farmer interviewing The Bodega and demands a title shot. Papo Esco agrees to put the title on the line and give Tweak a whole-hearted welcome to The Bodega, where he can get anything he wants, including a beatdown.

Ray Rosa beats El Primohenio Tribeca by submission. After the match, Ray Rosas puts El Primohenio in a submission hold again, then "Pretty" Peter Avalon shows up with a chair only to be stopped by hired security. Avalon sits in the chair on the stage, and Rosas dares Avalon to get him in the ring. Avalon stands up and walks away after dropping the chair on the stage, much to the aggravation of Ray Rosas.

Hunter Freeman and Brendan Divine - now known as "The Institution" alongside Jack Banning and Honest John - beat Michael Hopkins and Miggy Rose. After the match, Jack Banning says that his message is coming across and after having feel-good messages shoved down their throats, The Institution has had enough. He says those who hold the gold hold the power, and says it is time for them to hold both. He says that people are The Institution are held down more and more and they want their fair shake, but if they cannot get it, they will take it. He says it is time for change and that The Institution is that change.

Before the next match, Richard Holliday says he is here because there is a golden opportunity on the line to enter a tournament and become the next world champ, but this is an opportunity for Championship Wrestling, as him as champion is best for business.

Willie Mack beats Richard Holliday to qualify for the Golden Opportunity.

Papo Esco beats Guy Tweakacetti by disqualification after The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) attack Papo Esco from behind. Danny Limelight runs into the ring only to get overpowered, and he is soon followed by Slice Boogie to fully even the numbers game. Danny Limelight then challenges Guy Tweakacetti and The Midnight Heat to a three-on-three match, which happens right now.

The Bodega (Danny Limelight, Papo Esco, Slice Boogie) beat The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) and Guy Tweakacetti.



Sunday, June 19, 2022

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling presented by CarShield recap for June 19, 2022

Shane Haste beats Kevin Martenson.



Mike Anthony beats Mr. Classic.



Backstage, David Marquez interviews "Benevolent" Jack Banning, Hunter Freeman and Brendan Devine. Jack Banning says that there are more people to come and that only a select few known as "the privileged" control everything. He says that those who think they have a semblance of control have been spoonfed propaganda and that he used to eat from the same table, then says that things have changed now. He says that he does things as a unit now and that he will make his point known.

Backstage, Howdy Price advertises his managerial services to Reka Tehaka and Savannah Stone, but they are having none of it.

Before the next match, Flex McCalleon says that he and Richie Slade did what they said they would do and that they are now tag team champions. Suddenly, The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) show up. Gibson says that Beef Candy did not pin the legal man and that his tights were pulled, and that The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) were not supposed to be part of that match. He demands a rematch, and Richie Slade accepts on Beef Candy's (Flex McCalleon and Richie Slade) behalf. Gibson then says "Next week, when we're ready" before hitting Beef Candy with a cheap shot, starting the next match.

Beef Candy (Flex McCalleon and Richie Slade) retain the United World Tag Team Championships against The Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) when the ring bell is almost used as a weapon.



Johnnie Robbie, Mylo Matters and Delilah Doom beat Reka Tehaka, Savannah Stone and Marina Shafir in a six-woman tag match after Reka Tehaka and Marina Shafir brawl on the outside while Mylo Matters pins Savannah Stone with a schoolkid pin.



Backstage, David Marquez interviews Willie Mack. Willie says that this is a good homecoming for him and that gold has been attracted to him, and that he is not losing on his return as he brings the United World Championship home next week.

Raymond Jazikoff - accompanied by Mike Goga - rolls up and pins Invictus Khash in a matter of seconds. After the match, Jake Farmer interviews Invictus Khash, but Khash brushes him away and walks off.



Ray Rosas beats "Poppin'" EJ Sparks by submission following the Bed of Rosas.