Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
Hunter Freeman beats Ray Rosas after a man in a black T-shirt and jeans - later identified as Brendan Divine - attacks Rosas while "Benevolent" Jack Banning distracts the referee on the ring apron.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Chris Dickinson, who says Davey Richards has decided pro wrestling is for him again only to walk into the wrong place at the wrong time with a shot at his title. He says he has laid waste to everyone and got a vacation, and now he is destroying legends and Davey Richards is just another name he is putting in the ground.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. He says he thought he would pull some strings and put himself in the main event against Jordan Cruz for the World Heritage Championship, then thinks of history, tradition and respect when he thinks of himself and says nobody is more deserving. Zicky tells Jordan Cruz that next week, he will give him the lesson of a lifetime and that "this one's on the house."
Invictus Khash quickly beats Miggy Rose. After the match, Prince Nana says that the only wrestler anyone needs to worry about is Invictus Khash and that the two of them will take over the United Wrestling Network before telling everyone that they have been warned.
Sandra Moone beats Viva Van. During the match, Viva Van hits the Death Rattle, but Halston Boddy shouts "Do it like I told you! More!" Viva Van then goes for Highway To Hell, but Sandra Moone counters it with an O'Connor Roll and gets the win.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews PPRay ("Pretty" Peter Avalon and Ray Rosas). Peter Avalon says he and Ray Rosas have been doing this for ten years and is excited, but Ray Rosas does not seem as enthusiastic. The Midnight Heat ("Rockin' Ricky Gibson, "Precious" Eddie Pearl, Guy Tweakacetti) show up and tell PPRay that they took their spot, but Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) show up to state they are the hottest thing on the menu. This leads to a brawl between the three teams.
Ju Dizz beats Michael Hopkins.
"The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson retains the United World Championship against Davey Richards with the STF. After the match, Dickinson raises Richards' hand in a sign of respect.
Lord Crewe beats Miggy Rose. After the match, Lord Crewe hits Miggy Rose with Earth Shatter a second time at the behest of Halston Boddy.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews Jack Banning, who says that change is coming, and while it is one of the most difficult things to deal with, it is inevitable. He says that people fear change because they love complacency, and to change, one must leave their comfort zone. He then says he has been lonely and cannot be the only one with his feet on the ground and his head in the clouds, and that "they are coming." As Jack Banning says that it is time for change and time for "us" to get what we want and that it is time for the inmates to run the asylum, he is joined by Hunter Freeman.
Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) beats Adriel Noctis and Michael Hopkins.
Guy Tweakacetti heads to the ring. Tweakacetti says Midnight Heat ("Rockin' Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) is not here because the fans do not deserve their presence and that no tag team looks as good as they do or have the energy they do. When he says there is no tag team sweet enough, Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCallion) show up again. Flex McCallion says it is time that Beef Candy have gotten their shot at the golden opportunity, and Richie Slade says he knows more than a few things about gold. Tweak says nobody cares about Beef Candy and that everyone wants Midnight Heat, but Beef Candy prove otherwise when they get the crowd on their side. Suddenly, PPRay (Peter Avalon and Ray Rosas) show up. Beef Candy dance along with PPRay, then Ray Rosas says that after two long years, PPRay is back in the United Wrestling Network and ready to show they can really shake it down. He also says that PPRay have "that long lasting-flavor" while Guy Tweakacetti is "flavor of the month," then Peter Avalon says they cannot talk about the tag titles match without them and demand a three-way match. Guy Tweakacetti tells both teams that if they want a shot at Midnight Heat and the tag team titles, they have it, and that Midnight Heat are still going out on top.
Baron Black beats Honest John with a cloverleaf.
Backstage, Jeremy McPeet interviews Robbie Johnson, who says that she is excited to be here and was worked hard to prove she should be here. She says she will be watching Reka Tehaka vs. Sandra Moone closely, because she will be on top one day.
Juice Robinson beats Raj Singh in the BTI match after David Finaly stops Rohit Raju from interfering in the match.
Tasha Steelz, Lady Frost and Chelsea Green beat Jordynne Grace, Rachael Ellering and Rosemary in a six-woman tag match.
We see a video package for W. Morrissey vs. Matt Cardona vs. Moose for the Impact World Championship at Hard To Kill.
We hear from Moose, who says that he has pissed off his opponents and made them more dangerous and that he has done some horrible things to get to where he is, he will do horrible things in order to keep the World Championship. He says he has heard about how his opponents must win the title, but he looks forward to beating them, as he will prove that he is the greatest World Champion.
We see a trailer for the upcoming movie The Free Fall, which is the sponsor for Hard To Kill.
Jonah beats Jake Something. After the match, "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander runs into the ring and brawls with Jonah. When Alexander goes for the ankle lock, security tries top break up the brawl, but Jonah lays them out and lays out Alexander before pulling a table out from underneath the ring. Jonah rams Alexander into the corner multiple times with the table when Alexander grabs hold of it, then sets the table up, places Alexander on it, goes up to the top rope and splashes Alexander through the table.
We see a video package for Deonna Purrazzo vs. Mickie James in a Texas Death Match for the Impact World Knockouts Championship at Hard To Kill.
Masha Slamovich quickly beats Sandra Moone in her official Impact Wrestling debut.
We hear from Steve Maclin backstage. He says Trey Miguel has yet to beat him and Scott D'Amore said no to him, but he took things into his hand and Gail Kim made the mistake of making the match happen. Gail Kim shows up and adds a caveat: if Maclin loses at Hard To Kill, he cannot challenge for the X Division Championship as long as Trey is champion.
Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Matt Cardona and Chelsea Green. Chelsea Green says she is fine and that this is not the first time she has been hit hard, but she is worried what happened in the contract signing will affect Matt Cardona at Hard To Kill, and does not want it to hang over his head. She also says that Moose engineered what happened and got what he wanted. Cardona says he agrees and says Moose wants to get into his head and do anything to stay World Champion, but he will do anything to win the World Championship. Chelsea says that Moose knows Cardona might become the next World Champion, and while the critics do not bother Cardona, they bother her, and if the critics knew what she knew, they would not call him an underdog. Chelsea says that Matt Cardona will become the next Impact World Champion.
Mickie James guests on commentary for the next match.
Deonna Purrazzo beats Mercedes Martinez with the Venus de Milo. After the match, Mickie James gets in the ring and has a staredown with Deonna Purrazzo.
It's time for the debut episode of "All About II" with The IInspiration (Jessica McKay and Cassie Lee) and Jai Vidal. As The IInspiration talk about their debut and their favorite quote, The Influence storm in and confront them for ripping their segment off. As The IInspiration, Tennille Dashwood and Madison Rayne play tug of war with Cassie's hair and the Knockouts Tag Team Championships, Jai Vidal and Kaleb with a K has a pose-off on the couch until The IInspiration run off.
"The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander is tended to in the trainer's room.
"Inevitable" Ace Austin and Madman Fulton beat Johnny Swinger and Hernandez. After the match, Austin and Fulton continue to attack Hernandez, and Johnny Swinger runs away as soon as chairs are involved. After a chair is wrapped around Hernandez's arm, Austin hits that chair with another chair, injuring that arm.
Backstage, Gia Miller interviews W. Morrissey. Morrissey says that when he arrived last year, he was alone and did not have a single fan, friend or supporter. He says that everyone wants to be on your side when you are on top, but when he hit rock bottom, he was alone. He says that when he showed up, he needed no one, not even Moose, and the second he destroyed his alliance with Moose, he has a World title shot, yet people want to cheer for him. Morrissey reiterates that he needs no one and that at Hard To Kill, he will be alone, and when he is the only one left, he will be the Impact World Champion and alone just as he likes it.
"Machine Gun" Karl Anderson beats Heath to earn a one-man advantage for his team in Hardcore War at Hard To Kill. During the match, the other members of both teams argue with each other, but mulitple referees show up and eject them from ringside for the remainder of the match. After the match, Anderson and Doc Gallows gang up on and beat up Heath. This leads to members of both teams in Hardcore War slowly making their way into the ring with weapons and turning the situation into a multi-man brawl to end the show.
Beef Candy (Richie Slade and Flex McCalleon) beat Dan Joseph and Brandon Gatson after Dan Joseph tags himself in to pin Flex only to find out the hard way that Richie Slade is the legal man for Beef Candy when Slade grabs the tights on the schoolkid for the win. After the match, Brandon Gatson grabs Dan Joseph for costing them the match, but Dan Joseph escapes and retreats.
Sandra Moone beats Viva Van when Viva Van and Halston Boddy try to retreat (despite Viva Van not wanting to) only for Ruby Raze to throw Viva Van back into the ring and into the Moone-Struck.
Backstage, Howdy Price says that he and Levi Shapiro has been focused on who will suffer their wrath, and that they plan to bring destruction to the United Wrestling Network, first in Hollywood, then in Memphis, then in Atlanta. He tells all three cities to bring their best so that he and Levi Shapiro can put them all down.
Keita Murray (known as just Keita here) beats Levi Shapiro by disqualification after Levi hits Keita with a low blow.
Dom Kubrick beats "El Primohenion" Trebeca. During the match, Guy Tweakacetti randomly shows up, and Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) has to show up and carry him to the back.
Jordan Cruz retains the Hollywood Heritage Championship against "The Backwoods Brawler" Hunter Freeman.
At the start of the show, Honest John shows up to sell a pair of headphone as well as Todd Kenneley's cellphone to commentary.
Acting matchmaker Jamie Iovine, Cece Chanel, Viva Van and Halston Boddy head to the ring. Iovine says he has given a name to his pains in the past, and it is Heather Monroe, who he says is now gone. He says it will be a bright, sunshine-y day, then congratulates Halston Boddy for playing a two-year long game by putting Halston Boddy's name on Coastline Clash this year. Iovine then congratulates Viva Van on joining his family before releasing Cece Chanel from her servitude to him while keeping her under contract to the company, then says he is not good at letting go before commanding Viva Van to attack Chanel from behind.
Richie Slade beats Piranacanrana thanks to the distraction and interference from Flex McCalleon. After the match, Richie Slade takes the boots to Piranacanrana, and Flex McCalleon joins in. They then spray paint the letters "BC" on Piranacanrana's back, and Flex says this is the first of many brandings they will do.
Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Howdy Price and Levi Shapiro. Shapiro says there is no need for worry, for he is a tag team partner and Howdy Price has big plans. Howdy Price says all his plans need is settling. Honest John then shows up and tries to sell a pair of sunglasses and a brush, and Howdy Price tells Honest John they should talk.
Midnight Heat ("Rockin'" Ricky Gibson and "Precious" Eddie Pearl) beat Action Jackson and Watson following the distraction from Guy Tweakacetti.
Mylo Matters beats Sandra Moon with an O'Connor Roll.
In footage from earlier today, Jack Famer interviews Darwin Finch, who announces that Gentleman Jervis has bruised and torn muscles and will be on the road to recovery, and if he has to hold up The Friendship Farm, he will do it. He says it will take a while for Gentleman Jervis to return, but he will be the one who will get him there.
It is announced that Jack Banning and "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater have been suspended by the United Wrestling Network until Coastline Clash, when they will face each other in a Last Man Standing Match. It is also announced that Ray Rosas is injured.
Jack Cartwright and Anthony Idol vs. Levi Shapiro and Honest John is a no-contest after Anthony Idol turns on Jack Cartwright and shakes hands with Howdy Price.
"The Western Roughneck" Jesse James beats Jack Cartwright.
Backstage, Nikko Marquez heads to the women's locker room to apologize, but Halston Boddy shows up and does not trust him. Nikko Marquez says he has contracts for everyone to sign which includes a $500 contract. Cece Chanel signs hers, but everyone else is hesitant.
"The Dirty Daddy" Chris Dickinson beats Patrick Fitzpatrick.
Flex McCalleon introduces Richie Slade before the next match.
EJ Sparks beats Richie Slade by disqualifcation after Flex McCalleon gets physically involved. After the match, Slade and McCalleon attack Sparks until "The Golden Boy" Jordan Clearwater shows up with a steel chair.
Cece Chanel beats Sandra Moone with the Fujiwara Arm Bar.
Levi Shapiro beats Dan Joseph to become the United Television Champion! During the match, Joseph hits Shapiro with the Wrong Way Down, then Howdy Price distracts the referee. Shapiro hits Joseph with a low blow behind the referee's back, then Howdy Price slips a foreign object to Shapiro to place in his glove. Shapiro knocks Joseph out, then applies the claw to win the title.
Zicky Dice beats "All That" Keita Murray to qualify for the PP3 Tournament after Murray throws Dice over the top rope.
The Classic Connection (Levi Shapiro and Buddy Royal) beat The Friendship Farm ("Sweet" Robin Shaw and Super Beetle). After the match, Howdy Price says that he invests in winner, and that he has recruited two men who have wrestled grizzly bears and chopped down icebergs to put in his drink. Howdy then challenges Che Cabrera and a partner of his choosing to a tag team match at Milestone.
Halston Boddy, dressed as Santa Claus, tells us that we are watching a special holiday edition of the show.
Simone Sherie vs. Lacey Ryan ends with Heather Monroe pulls Sherie off the apron and attacks Ryan. Sandra Moone runs in and attacks Heather, then all four women go at it with one another until referees run in to keep them all separated.
Sandra Moone beats Simone Sherie, Lacey Ryan and Heather Monroe in an impromptu four-way elimination match.
Howdy Price, who is wearing a party hat over a cowboy hat and a shirt with a photo of Dan Severn all over the front, tells us to tune in next week for the special New Year's Eve episode.
Ray Rosas and "Uptown" Andy Brown beat Wasted Youth (Adriel Noctis and Sketch) to qualify for the PP3 Tournament.
The show ends with the real Santa Claus showing up and blinding the rude Santa who has been around the entire show with Christmas magic before Dustin Starr gives the rude Santa a superkick.
Backstage, Kathy Campanelli teams with Ryan Taylor and Sandra Moone. Taylor says that he and Moone will be one in today's main event, while Moone says that Heather Monroe is scared of the competition and they are not leaving without a fight. Moone tells Monroe to take a deep breath, because love is in the air tonight.
Wasted Youth (Adriel Noctis and Sketch) beat The Millennials (Brendan Devine and Daniel Moon).
Adrian Quest beats Kasai. After the match, Adrian Quest calls out Jamie Iovine for saying even he can beat him, then tells him to put his money where his mouth is so he can beat Iovine before he beats Royce Isaacs for the UWN Television Championship.
Ryan Taylor and Sandra Moone beat The Upper Class (Royce Isaacs and Heather Monroe).
"D-Man" Dan Parker beats Shimizu. After the match, Parker says it does not matter where you come from, for at the end of the day, a Canadian will have his hand raised.
Fidel Bravo and Pinx beat The Friendship Farm (Gentleman Jervis and "Sweet" Robin Shaw) after Pinx trips Jervis on the outside during the Rock-A-Bye Slam and holds his feet while Bravo gets the pinfall.
R-Three beats Jordan Clearwater.
Sandra Moone and Leslie Iris beat Heather Monroe and Lacey Ryan after Ryan takes issue with Monroe's tactics, which costs them the match as communication and teamwork between them breaks down.
Royce Isaacs retains the UWN Television Championship against Bateman in a bloody Bullrope Match that also saw The Upper Class barred from ringside.
Watts beats DJ Talamantez by count-out after Rogelio shows up and pulls a downed Talamantez to the outside, much to the chagrin of Watts.
Heather Monroe beats Sandra Moone following the distraction by Halston Boddy.
Backstage, Vermin (Johnny Yuma and Kevin Martenson) is interviewed. Johnny Yuma says they got Double Platinum (Suede Thompson and Chris Bey) a title shot and that they were about to blow it, and Martenson says that if they had trouble with The Rocknes Monsters (YUMA and BHK), then they should wait until they get in the ring with Vermin. Johnny Yuma says they will eat their chains before eating their lunch.
Jayme Beachler II is sitting in a chair in the middle of the ring. He lists off some rather minuscule sports accomplishments as the crowd tells him to shut up, then Dan Joseph shows up for the next match.
Dan Joseph beats Jayme Beachler II.
It is announced that Watts has challenged Rogelio to a match for the CWFH Heritage Championship next week.
Wasted Youth (Adriel Noctis and Sketch) beat Ty Matthews and Dicky Mayer after Dan Joseph's entrance music plays, distracting Matthews and Mayer and allowing Sketch to win with an inside cradle.
Adrian Quest beats Joey Ryan after using his own blow-pop against him before hitting the 40 Ounce Bounce.
Sandra Moone beats Lacey Ryan. After the match, Heather Monroe shows up and attacks both women, especially Moone, as both women show respect post-match.
Double Platinum (Suede Thompson and Chris Bey) beat The Soul Burners (Ryan Taylor and Tomaste) by disqualification after Vermin (Johnny Yuma and Kevin Martenson) show up and take the boots to Suede Thompson. The Soul Burners (Ryan Taylor and Tomaste) retain the UWN Tag Team Championships.
Backstage, John Roberts interviews Will Allday. He says to be a true television champion, he has to defend at every television show imaginable, and calls Hollywood a great place to start. He sends an open challenge to Championship Wrestling From Hollywood, and says that everyone will know why they call him "All Day."
Watts beats Rogelio by count-out after Rogelio rolls out of the ring.
Wasted Youth (Adriel Noctis and Sketch) beats Fidel Bravo and Pinx after Pinx inadvertently punches out Fidel Bravo.
Will Allday retains the Reality Of Wrestling Television Championship against Adrian Quest.
Next week: Ray Rosas! Dan Joseph! Vermin! Royce Isaacs vs. Bateman! Scorpio Sky's final UWN match against "Uptown" Andy Brown!
The show ends with a birthday surprise: a surprise appearance by "Superstar" Bill Dundee. Dustin Starr gets a cupcake to the face from Dundee when he jokes about Dundee's age.
Backstage, Kathy Campanelli interviews Danny "Limelight" Rivera, who says that Howdy Price is hiding behind Rogelio like a bully hiding behind a mask to pick on little kids. He plans to beat Rogelio next week and move on to bigger and better things.
Watts beats Ray Rosas with a single knockout blow. After the match, Ray Rosas is distraught. Rosas takes the microphone and says that he told himself that when wrestling stopped being fun anymore, he would not do it any more, and questions whether he is good enough before stating CWFH never put him in a position to succeed. He states that he is always the guy who gets knocked down to get back up every single time, then says that's not good enough any more and that this is goodbye. Jordan Clearwater tries to stop him, and tells Rosas that he, the fans and everyone in the back needs him. He helps Rosas back up, but Rosas says "Screw the fans, screw everyone in the back and screw you!" before punching Clearwater in the face and leaving.
The Rocknes Monsters (YUMA and BHK) beat The Millennials (Brendan Devine and Daniel Moon). After the match, The Rocknes Monsters are attacked and decimated by Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster The Legend).
Ty Matthews tells us about the second step in Hyperoptimism: serenity. He says the only true path to wellness is a clear mind, and to let one's stresses melt away so they can be a blank canvas upon which he can paint.
Heather Monroe beats Sandra Moone after Halston Boddy distracts the referee so that Heather can hit Sandra with a fan for the win. After the match, Heather Monroe says she has run through every single woman put in front of her and that she is bored. She states that she wants a challenge, and after mentioning that she was not contacted when the NWA Women's Championship was vacated. She challenges NWA Women's Champion Allysin Kay to a match for the title at Red Carpet Rumble.
Double Platinum (Suede Thompson and Chris Bey) beat Wasted Youth (Sketch and Adriel Noctis). After the match, Jamie Iovine states that Double Platinum and The Upper Class still delivers, and that they will continue to dominate until they win all the gold, as they take what they want because they can. Double Platinum then attack Wasted Youth again.
Fidel Bravo and Pinx beat Jared Wayne and Curt Matthews after Pinx grabs Wayne's foot on the outside while Bravo grabs Matthews' tights.
Kathy Campanelli interviews Scorpio Sky, who says that he had plans to come back to CWFH for a fifth Television title after a talk with "Iron" Mike Tyson, and while he became the best with his fourth title, he became legendary with his fifth. He dares anybody who wants to face him for the title to get in the ring with him, as it will end with him retaining the title.
Jamie Iovine mocks Port Hueneme, California, then Royce Isaacs admits that Bateman earned his respect after taking him to the limit before telling Scorpio Sky that he stole the Television title. He tells Scorpio Sky to enjoy the moment, for being the best does not mean he can match up to the ultimate.
Brandon Cutler beats Ray Rosas after Rosas misses the top rope elbow.
Sandra Moone beats Ayoka Muhara after countering a powerslam into Moone Struck.
"Uptown" Andy Brown retains the CWFH Hollywood Heritage Championship against Robert Baines. During the match, Baines inadvertently knocks out the referee, and when he goes for his serum, Adrian Quest shows up and stops him from using it, much to Brown's chagrin. Brown hits COD on Baines as the referee comes to to retain the Heritage title.
