Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
Dan Joseph beats Dicky Mayer despite the distraction from Ty Matthews.
"D-Man" Dan Parker beats Kasai with the STF. After the match, Parker says it does not matter where you come from, for at the end of the day, a Canadian will stand tall.
Pinx and Fidel Bravo beat The Friendship Farm (Gentleman Jervis and "Sweet" Robin Shaw) after the returning Super Beetle wants in on the match, accidentally costing The Friendship Farm in the match. After the match, "Sweet" Robin Shaw nearly puts Super Beetle in a bear hug that Gentleman Jervis has to break up.
Backstage, Howdy Price is ticked with Rogelio for putting his mask on the line for the CWFH Heritage Championship, and says that Rogelio will not only not lose the mask and win the title, but that Rogelio will get a branding back at the Price Check Ranch.
Will Allday retains the Reality of Wrestling Television Championship against Ray Rosas.
Watts beats DJ Talamantez by count-out after Rogelio shows up and pulls a downed Talamantez to the outside, much to the chagrin of Watts.
Heather Monroe beats Sandra Moone following the distraction by Halston Boddy.
Backstage, Vermin (Johnny Yuma and Kevin Martenson) is interviewed. Johnny Yuma says they got Double Platinum (Suede Thompson and Chris Bey) a title shot and that they were about to blow it, and Martenson says that if they had trouble with The Rocknes Monsters (YUMA and BHK), then they should wait until they get in the ring with Vermin. Johnny Yuma says they will eat their chains before eating their lunch.
Jayme Beachler II is sitting in a chair in the middle of the ring. He lists off some rather minuscule sports accomplishments as the crowd tells him to shut up, then Dan Joseph shows up for the next match.
Dan Joseph beats Jayme Beachler II.
It is announced that Watts has challenged Rogelio to a match for the CWFH Heritage Championship next week.
Wasted Youth (Adriel Noctis and Sketch) beat Ty Matthews and Dicky Mayer after Dan Joseph's entrance music plays, distracting Matthews and Mayer and allowing Sketch to win with an inside cradle.
Adrian Quest beats Joey Ryan after using his own blow-pop against him before hitting the 40 Ounce Bounce.
Ty Matthews guests on commentary for the next match.
Ray Rosas beats Dan Joseph with the Figure Four Leg Lock following the distraction by Ty Matthews.
Bateman beats Royce Isaacs by count-out after Jamie Iovine helps Isaacs out of the ring and the two of them retreat before Bateman can hit Death From Above.
The Friendship Farm (Gentleman Jervis and "Sweet" Robin Shaw) beats Vermin (Johnny Yuma and Kevin Martenson) after Double Platinum (Suede Thompson and Chris Bey) shows up and takes the pipe out of Johnny Yuma's hands at ringside, allowing The Friendship Farm to get the win after Martenson chases Thompson to the back.
Backstage, John Roberts interviews Heather Monroe and Halston Boddy, who insist that everything is fine before freaking out when hearing that word is going around that Monroe "can't win the big one."
Dicky Mayer beats Jordan Clearwater.
In what is billed as Scorpio Sky's last match in Championship Match From Hollywood and the United Wrestling Network, "Uptown" Andy Brown beats Scorpio Sky. Both men show respect after the match.
It is announced that Nikki Marquez has made a Bullrope Match between Bateman and Royce Isaacs for the UWN Television Championship in three weeks' time.
Ty Matthews and Dicky Mayer beat Jordan Clearwater and Dan Joseph after Mayer jumps into the ring to keep the referee from seeing Dan Joseph tag in.
John Roberts interviews Howdy Price, who admits Rogelio was impressive despite not winning the Red Carpet Rumble. He says that even a jet engine needs to cool down while pulling all the weight, and says that he has proof that they deserve a shot at the Heritage title. He says that there is no other option, and that Watts will eventually have to answer their challenge.
Vinny Wasco gets a surprise win on "D-Man" Dan Parker following a shoulder breaker.
Backstage, Kathy Campanelli interviews The Soul Burners (Ryan Taylor and Tomaste) when The Rocknes Monsters (YUMA and BHK) show up to congratulate The Soul Burners and wish them luck before saying that they have to leave to do some damage control. After The Rocknes Monsters leave, Ryan Taylor calls their actions earlier noble, and Tomaste states that as long as their drum beats, the tag team division will be on fire. Suddenly, Vermin (Kevin Martinson and Johnny Yuma) show up.
Double Platinum (Suede Thompson and Chris Bey) beat The Soul Burners (Ryan Taylor and Tomaste) after Vermin (Kevin Martinson and Johnny Yuma) show up and powerbomb Tomaste as the referee is ejecting Jimmy Iovine for putting his hands on him.
Backstage, Kathy Campanelli interviews "Uptown" Andy Brown. He respects Watts and says he beat him fair and square despite him not liking the Heritage title defense at the Red Carpet Rumble, but lightning will not strike twice.
Backstage, John Roberts interviews Watts, who says that the Hollywood Heritage Championship has been a long time coming. He tells "Uptown" Andy Brown to bring his A-game, even though it will not be enough and the title will be staying with him for a long time.
Watts retains the CWFH Hollywood Heritage Championship against "Uptown" Andy Brown. During the match, Brown calls for his theme music and hits a Superman Punch, but Watts kicks out at two.
Ty Matthews and Dicky Mayer beat Ray Rosas and Jordan Clearwater following a low blow from Mathews to Rosas.
Rogelio beats Super Beetle. After the match, Kathy Campanelli interviews Howdy Price, who states that Rogelio is more than ready to take the Heritage title from "Uptown" Andy Brown. He then asks if Brown is ready, and tells him to find a tag partner for next week.
Ayoka Muhara beats Leslie Iris.
The Rocknes Monsters (YUMA and BHK) are interviewed backstage. YUMA finds it hard to believe that Vermin (Kevin Martinson and Johnny Yuma) is dressing like them and attacking them - and The Soul Burners - but if the Burners can't believe, they'll have to take care of them first. BHK finds it hard to believe that Vermin is dressing like them and attacking them - and The Soul Burners - but if the Burners can't believe it either, they'll have to take care of them first.
The Soul Burners (Ryan Taylor and Thomaste) vs. The Rocknes Monsters (YUMA and BHK) ends in a double count-out.
Backstage, Kathy Campanelli interviews Joey Ryan, who will face "Professional" Peter Avalon. Ryan says Avalon is focused on David Arquette, but he has had some success in Hollywood and knows jealousy when he sees it. He tells Avalon that if he lets jealousy take over, he won't get anywhere. He tells Avalon he has him to worry about, and if he's not careful, he will walk all over him.
Double Platinum (Suede Thompson and Chris Bey) vs. Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster The Legend) for the UWN Tag Team Championships comes to an end after The Soul Burners (Ryan Taylor and Thomaste) and The Rocknes Monsters (YUMA and BHK) show up still fighting each other. The match ends in a no-contest and all four teams brawling with each other.
The show ends with Dustin and Maria Starr having a hot wing eating contest...and it gets a little too hot to handle for Dustin.
Dicky Mayer beats Richie Slade following the distraction by Ty Matthews.
At ringside, Kathy Campanelli interviews "Professional" Peter Avalon. After some David Arquette movie name jokes, Avalon tells Arquette he will show what he and Hollywood is about when he breaks Arquette at Coastline Clash and makes him less than photogenic.
Heather Monroe beats Sarah Wolfe in the latter's singles debut after grabbing the tights during a schoolkid pin following the distraction by Halston Boddy.
Adrian Quest beats Super Beetle.
Rogelio beats Caleb Perez. After the match, Kathy Campanelli interviews Howdy Price, who proclaims that Rogelio will become Heritage Champion and placing the title on his Cadillac when he comes back to the ranch.
Backstage, Royce Isaacs says he is tired of hearing about Bateman and seeing him during his matches with the PP3 Cup, and tells him that if he wants a shot at the United Television Championship, he's got it at Coastline Clash. He states that the real "main man" will be the one who leaves with the title.
The Upper Class (Royce Isaacs, Chris Bey, Suede Thompson) beat The Rocknes Monsters (YUMA and BHK) and Luchasaurus after Luchasaurus chases Jimmy Iovine to the back when Iovine tries to distract him with a flare.
The Rocknes Monsters (Yuma and BHK) beat Pinx and Fidel Bravo, the latter of whom have not teamed together in months. During the month, Vermin (Kevin Martinson and Johnny Yuma) take over the video feed and announce their plan to sound and look just like The Rocknes Monsters to ruin their reputation. Despite this, The Rocknes Monsters get the victory.
Dicky Mayer beats Ray Roses despite Jordan Clearwater stopping Ty Mathews from interfering in the match.
Double Platinum (Chris Bey and Suede Thompson) says that whether or not Jimmy Iovine is injured is up for debate, and that they do not have to defend the UWN tag team titles against two teams as it is not in their contract.
Watts beats Adriel Noctis after calling for his music before the win.
Backstage, Royce Isaacs states that Bateman is scared of being in the ring with him, and that he was not shaken by him. He also says that he and Jamie Iovine will not take this disrespect, either, and that Bateman will be facing a brand new opponent next week as part of Iovine and Nikko Marquez's new talent initiative.
Before the next match, "D-Man" Dan Parker admits "Uptown" Andy Brown is a good wrestler but could use work on his promo skills, and says that Brown is "a product of the American education system" like all the fans and that Americans are some of the stupidest people on the planet. He says that he is born great because he is Canadian, and that while Andy Brown will be a good champion and that good is "good enough" for America, Championship Wrestling From Hollywood needs a champion who is great like him.
"Uptown" Andy Brown retains the CWFH Heritage Championship. During the match, Howdy Price shows up to get a closer look at the match.
The show ends with Muck Sticky - who is performing at Memphis In May - bringing brownies in place of a cake.
"Professional" Peter Avalon beats Caleb Perez with a single leg crab in his first match after recovering from surgery. After the match, Avalon says Championship Wrestling From Hollywood is his home, and after a lot of thinking, he knows what he wants and states that he will stop at nothing until he gets it.
We see highlights from a recent Memphis Grizzlies "wrestling night" basketball game involving Buff Bagwell, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), Rikishi and Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Backstage, Brandon Cutler says he is aware that Jamie Iovine will be at ringside, but he does have a history with Royce Isaacs. Culter says family is not a weakness; he is proud to be a family man and a dork, and proclaims that everyone will see who the real dork is when he takes the Television title from him.
Dicky Mayer beats Takeshi Minamino after throwing an elbow pad at Takeshi. After the match, Ty Matthews states that the sacrifice of Jordan Clearwater is necessary, and warns Ray Rosas that tampering with that sacrifice will stop things bigger than him. He warns him to stay out of his business, or else he will be set on a path to wellness.
Watts beats "D-Man" Dan Parker. During the match, Watts takes the microphone and demands his music be played early - as the match is already over in his mind - then he hits Parker with a choke bomb for the win.
Before the next match, Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster The Legend) says that they are back and that after what happened to Double Platinum (Suede Thompson and Chris Bey), everyone should just pack up and go home.
Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster The Legend) beat JK Frizm and Jeffrey Excellence. After the match, CWFH Minority Owner Nikko Marquez shows up and welcomes Reno Scum back, and announces that they will get a shot at the United Tag Team Championships in a triple threat tag team match along with The Rocknes Monsters (YUMA and BHK) and Double Platinum (Suede Thompson and Chris Bey).
Royce Isaacs retains the United Television Championship against Brandon Cutler following the distraction by Jamie Iovine. Before the match begins, Cutler lays out Jamie Iovine with a Diamond Cutler, but it is not enough to take him out for the entire match.
At the end of the episode, hosts Maria and Dustin Starr celebrate a successful first episode with some cake, but Dustin drops the cake, much to Maria's chagrin.
