Showing posts with label Brawling Birds. Show all posts
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Saturday, April 11, 2026

Collision Course - Collision recap for April 11, 2026

The Dogs (Gabe Kidd, Clark Connors, David Finlay) beat Mistico and JetSpeed ("The Jet" Kevin Knight and "Speedball" Mike Bailey) to become the AEW World Trios Champions! After the match, Orange Cassidy (who is on the phone) and Roderick Strong appear on the video screen, and Roderick Strong congratulates The Dogs on their Trios title victory. He says that they are not done with The Dogs, and says that they just might have a third person. Orange gets off the phone, then Roderick Strong says they will see The Dogs on Sunday.



In backstage footage from after Dynamite, we hear from United Empire (Will Ospreay, Henare, Callum Newman, Francesco Akira). Ospreay says he has a lot of brothers in Japan who have had his back since day one. Newman states that the United Empire is united despite what they have going on and that they stand together, for they are a brotherhood. Ospreay tells Jon Moxley that on Sunday, he gets him all to himself, and says that like Moxley, he will not stand in the way of actions and consequences.

Kris Statlander and Hikaru Shida beat Ava Lawless and Gigi Rey after Statlander tags herself in, much to Shida's chagrin.



We see a vignette for Hyan and Maya World, who states that they are coming for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships at Dynasty Zero Hour.

In backstage footage from after Dynamite, we hear from The Death Riders (Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, PAC, Wheeler Yuta, Daniel Garcia). Moxley admits that Dynamite was fun and that United Empire (Will Ospreay, Henare, Callum Newman, Francisco Akira) stepped into their world and survived before questioning if they want to do it again. Moxley says that The Death Riders live in the chaos and thrive in the storm, and that nobody in the world can run with them for long. He says that Ospreay is hell-bent on breaking his neck and has done everything right in his career, maybe up until now, and with the play that he is making, twenty minutes alone with him is a very long time to not make a mistake. He says that Ospreay cannot afford a mistake with the neck that he has, then says it is The Death Riders against the world.

Rush beats Anthony Bowens to win the #2 spot in the Casino Gauntlet Match for the TNT Championship at Dynasty.



Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews The Brawling Birds (Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor). Windsor tells Jon Moxley that while Hayter will chop off the head of the snake, she will chop off the arse, and when Ospreay breaks Moxley's neck, she will put "The Problem" Marina Shafir next to Moxley. Hayet admits that Windsor has held her own and is surprised that she has made it this far, and that she not seen any "toxic spider" or "crazy girl;" instead, she saw "a little tosser" who was afraid to get hit. She says that "The Toxic Spider" Thekla is about to get harder than she has ever been hit before and asks what the AEW World Championship means to her, as the title is her life. Windsor suggests that Shafir and Thekla stop drinking, as they will beat the piss out of them.

The Hurt Syndicate (Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin) beat Andy Anderson and Mo Jabari.



Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Harley Cameron and Mina Shirakawa. Harley says that all they have hope is left, then says that she and Mina are similar in multiple ways and now they are both all alone. Mina says there is only one thing left to do: drink. Harley stops Mina just so she can drink straight out of the bottle.

The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) beat The Don Callis Family (Hechicero and El Clon).



Don Callis guests on commentary for the next match.

"The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada retains the AEW International Championship against Myron Reed.



In backstage footage from after Dynamite, Willow Nightingale says that Queen Aminata and Hikaru Shida both brought it against her and made her work, but she is still TBS Champion. She hopes to put the TBS Champion against another woman trying to make a comeback.

Backstage, we hear from The Divine Dominion (Megan Bayne and Lena Kross). Kross says that holding the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships means they are the best and that they set the standard for the women's tag team division, and somehow, Hyan and Maya World have caught their attention ast ehy desperately try to rise from the bottom. Megan Bayne says they are gracious champions, and at Dynasty Zero Hour, they grant them the opportunity to step into their domain to fight not only for the Women's tag titles, but also their lives, then says that Hyan and Maya World are beneath them, and asks if they can survive long enough to keep them entertained.

The Brawling Birds (Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor) beat "The Toxic Spider" Thekla and "The Problem" Marina Shafir.



Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for April 1, 2026

At the start of the show, Tony Schiavone is interrupted by pyro followed by Chris Jericho's sudden return. At the start of the show, Tony Schiavone is interrupted by pyro followed by Chris Jericho's sudden return. After taking the entire scene in, Jericho declares that he is home.



Jon Moxley and Will Ospreay are suddenly seen brawling backstage. Wheeler Yuta pulls Ospreay off Moxley only to get attacked, too, and security has to get involved while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley.

MJF and Kenny Omega head to the ring for their contract signing. MJF signs the contract first, then passes it off to Kenny Omega, who does the same. MJF compliments Omega's signature, then Omega stops him, saying that he knows what MJF is going to do and that it will not work this time and go the way that he has planned. Omega says that everyone is here to watch the best wrestle, not to see MJF, and that everyone stood behind him because they wanted to see something better than MJF. He also admits he may be the god of professional wrestler if he is the antithesis to MJF and that he will be the one to strike MJF and ensure he never becomes World Champion again. MJF says he could sit and talk about how Omega's bones are aging as fast as Canadian bagged milk or how Kota Ibushi is one strong gust away from retirement, but that would be too easy, and he wants to talk about what Omega doesn't: Omega's sudden want for the world title. MJF mentions that Omega's diverticulitis is to the point that Omega's organs can explode any time, any point, anywhere. He says that Omega's time is on a fast, winding clock to cement his legacy, and when he is done, his fans will be embarassed of him. MJF says that Omega's fans will realize that Omega is nothing more than a false idol who is better off dead. Omega topples the table, then "Speedball" Mike Bailey stops Omega and says MJF is trying to get Omega to strike him to get out of defending the AEW World Championship. He calls MJF a coward and says he should be thanking Omega, stating that with no Omega, there is no MJF. Speedball says that respect is earned and that Omega is a respectable living legend while MJF is only a living legend in his own mind, and that some of MJF's ego would be lessened if he kicked him in the head in the finest country of Earth. Omega says that while his organs are not what they used to be and while he is missing 24 inches of intestines, he would rather miss those than miss his balls. MJF accepts Speedball's challenge, but warns Speedball that he will make an example out of him before calling Canada a dump and proclaiming that the United States is all that matters. He tells Speedball that he is not wrestling the usual MJF, but an American hero.



Kenny Omega, Brody King and "Jungle" Jack Perry beat The Demand (Ricochet, Bishop Kaun, Toa Liona) in a trios match.



Backstage, we hear from Willow Nightingale. Willow hopes to defend the TBS Championship tomorrow night on Collision and wants to wrestle the very best. She wants to see who steps up to the challenge.

Backstage, Renee Paquette announces that Adam Copeland and Christian Cage are arriving. Copeland has a chair as he and Christian shows up, but Copeland says they are here to take out FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) as well as anyone in their way. Christian almost hits Renee, but Copeland stops him.

Backstage, Adam Copeland and Christian Cage find FTR's (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) locker room, but find Trent Beretta and Rocky "Azcuar" Romero instead. Beretta and Romero tell them that FTR will be on Collision tomorrow. Christian considers Beretta and Romero to be in their way, and he and Copeland whack them with chairs.



Will Ospreay beats PAC after pinning PAC while still in the Brutalizer while PAC is rolling him away from the ropes. After the match, PAC attacks Ospreay, but Ospreay hits Hidden Blade. Daniel Garcia and Wheeler Yuta get in the ring and stomp Ospreay while Jon Moxley and Marina Shafir show up with a metal folding chair. Claudio Castagnoli shows up to wrap the chair around Ospreay's head, and Moxley stops Claudio from stomping the chair to speak to Ospreay. Moxley asks Ospreay how he thought this would go, and asks if either he of Ospreay put Ospreay in this position before advising Ospreay to use his head next time or lose it permanently. Moxley says this is not personal for him, and tells Ospreay not to make it personal.



The Brawling Birds (Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor) and Mina Shirakawa beat Triangle of Madness (Julia Hart, Skye Blue, "The Toxic Spider" Thekla) after Jamie Hayter stops Thekla from using brass knuckles during the match.



Darby Allin heads to the ring and calls out MJF. He says that MJF is playing games with The Don Callis Family because he is scared and knows that he is willing to die for the AEW World Championship. He says that he does not care who beats MJF as long as someone ends his world title run. Darby calls out MJF, but gets The Don Callis Family, and Callis says MJF has paid his family a lot of money and has asked him to deliver a message. MJF has stated that if Darby can defeat a hand-picked member of The Don Callis Family, he will grant Darby a title shot after he beats Kenny Omega. Callis picks Andrade to face Darby, then sics his family on Darby, saying MJF paid him to do that as well. Lance Archer gets smacked with a skateboard, and Brody King and "Jungle" Jack Perry show up to help Darby out. All three men then stare each other down, then Kenny Omega shows up. Darby says something to Omega on his way out, then Omega high-fives the fans in the front row before guesting on commentary for the next match.



MJF beats "Speedball" Mike Bailey with a Tombstone Piledriver on the apron followed by the Heatseeker. After the match, MJF attacks Speedball, but Omega quickly gets in the ring, causing MJF to quickly retreat. Speedball is able to get back to his feet.



Saturday, March 21, 2026

Slam Dunk Saturday - Collision recap for March 21, 2026

"The Protostar" Kyle Fletcher retains the TNT Championship against Robbie Eagles.



We hear from Jon Moxley, who says that Will Ospreay is back in the game and has some intense feelings, one of which is wanting to break his neck with his bare hands. Moxley says Ospreay was put in time out for a reason, but Ospreay will not get it. He hopes Ospreay will stay out of trouble, but he knows Ospreay will end up back in the hospital. PAC, who is in the background, says he was not there when Ospreay was injured, then admits they have never gotten on and that he always knew Ospreay was "a prick." He says that if Ospreay wants to take this path once again, all he has to do is ask, and he will be there, grateful for the opportunity to get his mitts around his neck.

La Faccion Ingobernable (Rush, Dralistico, The Beast Mortos) beats Dom Kubrick, Lucas Riley and Alpha Zo in a trios match.

Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews "The Toxic Spider" Thekla. She says that whatever happened to "Timeless" Toni Storm is a real tragedy, then breaks out into laughter and says she had everything to do with it. She says that Toni wanted her title back, and while she is timeless, she is not toxic, and she took herself out after seeing what happened to Kris Statlander because she could not handle her. Thekla says the Women's World Championship is nobody's title but hers, and tells the rest of the locker room to fake their own deaths, as the reality is so much worse.

The Brawling Birds (Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor) beat Sisters of Sin (Julia Hart and Skye Blue).



Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Brody King. Brody says he owes Kenny Omega for the save, and says that this far from over after Kenny Omega wipes the floor with Swerve Strickland. He then proclaims that until then, the hunt for championship gold continues.

The Death Riders (Claudio Castagnoli and Daniel Garcia) beat Komander and Mascara Dorada.



Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for March 4, 2026

MJF retains the AEW World Championship against "The Jet" Kevin Knight with the Heatseeker after kicking referee Bryce Remsburg into the ropes as Knight is about to hit him with the UFO Splash. After the match, MJF puts on the Dynamite Diamond Ring to clobber Knight, but "Hangman" Adam Page shows up and distracts MJF. When MJF turns around, "Speedball" Mike Bailey is there to kick him right in the face.



Orange Cassidy and Darby Allin beat Gabe Kidd and Clark Connors. After the match, David Finlay shows up with a shillelagh, and he, Kidd and Connors attack Orange and Darby.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Bandido and Andrade el Idolo. Bandido says this match means a lot of him as he remembers watching Andrade wrestle in Mexico. Andrade says that Bandido is one of the best luchadors alive, but he does not know if he wants a fight or a selfie. Andrade then has to take a phone call.

The Brawling Birds (Alex Windsor and Jamie Hayter) beat The IInspiration (Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay).



"Hangman" Adam Page beats Marty Snow in seconds with the Buckshot Lariat. After the match, Hangman says he has put his entire future at stake for the chance to do what MJF's parents should have done thirty years ago and taught him a lesson, as for years, as he has lacked a basic human conscience, and in Texas Death, he has no conscience. He warns MJF that he will rip and tear him and that he will only let him lie when he is finished with him. He hopes that does not scare MJF as he is a world champion, and since MJF is willing to punch someone with the Dynamite Diamond Ring, he dares MJF to get in the ring and show what good it will do for him.As MJF tells Hangman not to make him whup his ass, too, "The Protostar" Kyle Fletcher, Mark Davis and "The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada show up from out of nowhere and attack Hangman. JetSpeed ("The Jet" Kevin Knight and "Speedball" Mike Bailey) shows up with metal folding chairs in hand and clears the ring, then Don Callis shows up with Lance Archer. Callis says he sees three champions and "three entitled millennial punks," and says it is not enough for them to have the Trios titles. Callis says he hates a greedy guy, then mentions their desire to be fighting champions. Callis announces that in tonight's main event, Jet Set Rodeo (Hangman, Speedball, Knight) will defend the Trios title against Fletcher, Davis and Okada, and after tonight, the Trios titles will belong to him.

In backstage footage from earlier today, Renee Paquette interviews FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) and The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson). FTR says they will continue to make history after Revolution, and The Young Bucks talk about how they will get revenge for their family after what FTR did to them as they take the tag team titles for a fourth time. Cash says FTR will teach The Young Bucks' family another lesson, then FTR leaves the room first when things get heated, but not before Dax Harwood punches Brandon Cutler in the gut.



Jon Moxley beats Hechicero in an AEW Continental Championship Eliminator Match. After the match, "The Alpha" Konosuke Takeshita shows up and stares down Moxley as Moxley leaves through the crowd.



Brody King suddenly heads to the ring and calls out Swerve Strickland, saying he could be like him and telling everyone how dangerous he is, but he does not have to do it because he knows he is the most dangerous man in AEW. He tells Swerve to get in the ring so he can prove it tonight. Prince Nana shows up and says he hears Brody King loud and clear, but asks Brody if he wants to do this. Brody tells Nana to quit talking and bring out Swerve. Prince Nana introduces Swerve Strickland as "the real most dangerous man in AEW," and Swerve shows up in the ring attacking Brody from behind instead of going down the ramp. Swerve hits Brody with the House Call, then grabs his chain, wraps it around Brody's neck, chains it to the ropes, then leaves the ring, pulls back on the chain and chokes Brody out. Swerve says "a hit dog gon holla," then says he had to send a message to Kenny Omega and now has to send the same message to Brody, saying it is one thing to claim to be the most dangerous and another to actually be it. He tells Brody that he will see him at Revolution, then Bandido rushes to the ring. Swerve lets go of the chain and laughs before Bandido checks on Brody King.



We hear from The Death Riders (Jon Moxley, Wheeler Yuta, Daniel Garcia, "The Problem" Marina Shafir). Daniel Garcia asks Don Callis when he will stop picking fights he cannot win. Wheeler Yuta says losing his hair was the darkest point of his career, but The Death Riders are why he is prepared for war, and he knows the people who care the most about him have his back. Marina Shafir tells "Timeless" Toni Storm to shoot from the hip for her sake. Jon Moxley says that nobody does it like The Death Riders and that nobody is willing to go as long and as far as them, and at Revolution, he and Takeshita are going as long and as far as it takes, and they will see this through all the way to the end.

"The Toxic Spider" Thekla retains AEW Women's World Championship against Thunder Rosa. After the match, Kris Statlander shows up, and security has to stand between her and The Sisters of Sin (Julia Hart and Skye Blue) before Thekla hits another stomp on Thunder Rosa. Statlander powers through security to force Thekla out of the ring so she can check on Thunder Rosa.



We see a video package chronicling the recent events between "Jungle" Jack Perry and Ricochet.

Renee Paquette interviews Tommaso Ciampa. Ciampa says that Kyle Fletcher took the TNT Championship and gave it a name and appearance change without his consent before hiding behind The Don Callis Family, and that he will do what it takes to win back the TNT Championship, as he came to AEW to be a top guy. FTR shows up, then Dax and Cash hug Ciampa before Dax welcomes an old friend in Ciampa to AEW, then says he could not think of a better way to be a top guy than surrounding one's self with top guys. Dax asks Ciampa to join FTR and help them take over AEW, but Ciampa says he hated FTR's guts then and hates their guys now, then slaps Dax in the face. Dax tells Ciampa he is not mad at him, and that he will see him at Collision.

"Timeless" Toni Storm meets with Orange Cassidy in the trainer's room. Orange says that he and Darby Allin will keep fighting Gabe Kidd and Clark Connors. Toni Storm says that her behind will continue to be behind Orange Cassidy.

Don Callis guests on commentary for the next match.

The Don Callis Family ("The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada, "The Protostar" Kyle Fletcher, Mark Davis) beat Jet Set Rodeo ("Hangman" Adam Page, "Speedball" Mike Bailey, "The Jet" Kevin Knight) to become the AEW World Trios Champions after MJF shows up and attacks "Hangman" Adam Page with the Dynamite Diamond Ring behind the referee's back to allow Okada to hit the Rainmaker on Knight and Mark Davis to hit Knight with a piledriver to win the match and the titles.