Monday, March 31, 2014

Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 31, 2014

Undertaker starts off the show. He tells Brock Lesnar he will rest in peace. Lesnar shows up along with Paul Heyman. Heyman says it'll be all over with one F5 this Sunday. Heyman and Lesnar slowly approach the ring, and stop halfway. Lesnar points at the WrestleMania 30 sign, then approaches the ring. After a few seconds, he and Heyman circle the ring. Heyman tries to distract Undertaker, but it doesn't work. Nevertheless, Lesnar hits the F5 on 'Taker.



Alberto Del Rio beats Big E.



Who will Kane face tonight: Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins or Roman Reigns? Vote now on the WWE App!

Bray Wyatt sends one last message to John Cena.

Vicki Guerrero guests on commentary for the next match...and says the Divas Invitational at WrestleMania 30 will be a one-fall match.

Summer Rae beats Natalya.



Triple H and Stephanie McMahon come out to host a public farewell for the Yes Movement. They use Fandangoing as an example that the WWE Universe is fickle. Stephanie says Daniel Bryan won't be here. Triple H syas his marriage to Stephanie has nothing to do with his dominance over the last 15 years. After a video package that is narrated by Stephanie and puts Triple H on a pedestal, Triple H says he's "The Game" more than ever, and plans to leave WrestleMania 30 as WWE's most powerful man. Batista shows up. After some banter between Batista and Triple H, Randy Orton shows up. He wants Stephanie to slap Batista again, but then says he'd rather save the slapping for his and Batista's match later tonight. He asks Triple H to reconsider the whole triple threat thing, but Triple H refuses, telling Orton he'd better become "The Viper" again, and soon...and that his match against Batista is now no-disqualification.





The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) and Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) beat The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) and Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel).



The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust) beat Fandango and Damien Sandow.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) make it clear Kane and The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) disrespected them...and they're not here to play tonight.

Sheamus takes on The Miz this Tuesday on Main Event on the WWE Network.

Bray Wyatt beats R-Truth. When Xavier Woods comes to Truth's aid, he gets beat up, too. Suddenly, a second man in a sheep mask shows up. He unmasks. It's John Cena...and the Wyatt Family (Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) retreat, but not before Erick Rowan gets an Attitude Adjustment.



Naomi beats AJ Lee in a Lumberjill match.



Renee Young interviews John Cena, who says Bray Wyatt has awakened a monster...and that's exactly Bray Wyatt will get a monster this Sunday at WrestleMania 30.

Kane faces Roman Reigns tonight!

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) attack The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn)...and Kane. The Outlaws save Kane from a three-man power bomb.



Hulk Hogan guests on SmackDown this Friday.

It's time for Piper's Pit! "Rowdy" Roddy Piper talks about the early days of WrestleMania and the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. The Miz interrupts "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Sheamus appears, as does Titus O'Neil and Dolph Ziggler. " Piper pokes Miz in the eyes, and the rest of the battle royal participants show up to start a brawl. Big Show shows up last and lays waste of everybody, including former tag team partner Rey Mysterio.



Stephanie McMahon and Triple H guest on commentary for the next match.

Triple H is surprise attacked by Daniel Bryan. Randy Orton, Bryan and Batista fight, and Triple H gets his ass whipped, but Daniel Bryan is the last man standing. Stephanie McMahon has to hold a livid Triple H back.



Sunday, March 30, 2014

Total Divas Island - Total Divas recap for March 30, 2014

Jon Uso tries to fool around with Trinity backstage.

Eva Marie, no longer on the bus and riding with Summer Rae, head to the next city. She's ticked that her past has been brought up and has always had the feeling that this would happen. They both talk about how the other Divas talk about them behind their backs.

Brie feels bad about convincing Bryan to get the bus, due to everyone fighting over the simplest things. Nikki is ecstatic that she's not traveling on that bus anymore.

After the show, everyone is having fun on the bus when Nattie has an Icy-Hot accident in the bathroom while breaking the "No pooping on the bus" rule.



Nattie meets a young girl named Alexis as part of her first Make-a-Wish granting. Alexis also get a special gift: the jacket Nattie wore from WrestleMania 25.



Summer Rae gets with Mrs. Sandra with a dress that covers everything. She wants to show off her assets while covering what is necessary.



Brie catches Ariane and Jon Uso making out on the bus. She then tells Bryan about this. Bryan isn't too thrilled.

Brie is thrilled that tonight is the last night on the bus. Also, Bryan brings up Trinity and Jon Uso making out on the bus.

Brie, Bryan and Nikki meet at catering. When Brie and Nikki mention their photo shoot with Summer Rae in the near future, Bryan tells them that Summer Rae came to him about the whole "Truth or Dare" incident from the last episode. With rumors going around that Summer talks dirty around the guys, Brie makes up her mind to confront Summer.

Brie finds Summer Rae backstage, and tells Summer not to throw herself at Bryan. Summer has no idea what was going on, and neither does Eva Marie. Summer thinks Brie is insecure about her relationship, and Eva Marie thinks that Summer crossed a line for saying that.

Brie, Nikki and Bryan talk about Brie's confrontation with Summer. Brie feels she may have crossed a line, but Bryan tells her not to let Summer get to her.

As Brie, Nikki and Nattie watch The Usos take on Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt, Summer Rae shows up and wants to apologize to Brie. Brie tells her to take a hike, and it's obvious she's not in the mood to talk to her right now. Nattie can't believe it. During the match, Brie notices that Bryan may have hit his head a little too hard, then realizes that he looks he has no idea what's going on.



Brie goes with Bryan to the doctor. Brie feels that from his "deer in the headlight" look that he may have a concussion. The doctor confirms it, and tells Bryan he needs to rest for a little while. Jon feels bad and thinks the concussion is his fault to some extent, even though accidents happen in the ring.

Nattie and Eva Marie see their Mattel action figures. Summer Rae makes fun of Nattie's looks (and age) in a really subtle way, and Nattie pulls her aside to tell her she's not accepting this kind of behavior from her.



Brie and Nikki talk backstage. They realize that there is a lot of drama between the other Divas, and decide to hold a meeting with all the Total Divas. Summer apologizes to Brie, and Brie apologizes back. Eva Marie, however, is unapologetic about walking away from Ariane's apology and both people have to explain their side of things. Nattie and Summer, however, is a different story: Summer can't seem to figure out that that Nattie has some problems with her.

Nattie talks backstage with Fandango about Summer Rae when Summer Rae shows up. When Fandango explains what's going on after Nattie leaves, and says that the last thing he needs in his career is drama. Summer Rae is very, very slighted at the fact that Fandango talked to her outside of work and decides to talk to her...outside of work.



Summer Rae drives to Nattie's house. Summer basically tells her to stop gossiping about her, but Nattie sees through it and knows that Summer isn't taking accountability for everything she's done. When Nattie tells her that the only reason she's getting a reaction on TV is because she barely wears anything and struts around like a stripper, and that there's a reason she's still 30 and single. Summer slaps Nattie in the face, and Nattie tells her not to return to her house or else she'll call the police.



...and here's After Total Divas!

Friday, March 28, 2014

Layin 'da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for March 28, 2014

Batista shows up. He rants once again about being booed while Daniel Bryan gets cheered, and says he's leaving WrestleMania 30 as WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Triple H shows up after Batista says Stephanie McMahon slaps harder than all of the other challengers, and Batista implies Triple H is only COO because he's married to Stephanie. Triple H asks him why he has to make it personal, then says Batista only left because he found his fame and got complacent. Batista says Triple H has never beaten. Triple H wants to see what Batista can do, and puts him in a match tonight against Sheamus.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins) beat 3MB (Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre). Kane and the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up and send out their next opponents: Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel).



The Shield (Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins) beat Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel). Ryback eats a three-man power bomb.



Sin Cara quickly beats Damien Sandow.



Big Show is interviewed by Renee Young. Show knows how The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) work, but does he have Bray Wyatt's number?

Fandango beats Goldust after Summer Rae gets in Goldust's way.



Sheamus beats Batista by disqualification after Batista hits him repeatedly with a steel chair. Batista says he'll soon be champion again as Triple H watches from his office.



Bray Wyatt says he's broken John Cena...and that he'll break Big Show tonight.

Vickie Guerrero guests on commentary for the next match.

The Bella Twins beat AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka after Tamina and AJ have internal conflicts mid-match.



Santino Marella and Emma have dinner, and it all goes awry again when Santino tries to show his true feelings for her.

Jack Swagger beats Jimmy Uso with the Patriot Lock.



"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry beats The Miz.



Bray Wyatt beats Big Show after Erick Rowan distracts the referee and Luke Harper gets in a cheap shot on Show.


Thursday, March 27, 2014

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for March 27, 2014

MVP shows up. Before he can deal with Abyss, Magnus shows up with Abyss. Magnus states Abyss has a personal service contract with him, and that all business involving Abyss must go through him. This also means that Abyss can only partake in in-ring action if Magnus is in the ring, so MVP pits them against each other for Magnus' TNA World title next week. He then throws Samoa Joe into the mix to make it a three-way dance. Joe shows up and says he has a problem with this, but MVP insists that the match will be a three-way match. Magnus opens his mouth, and Joe and MVP fight Magnus and Abyss off. Eric Young jumps in to get a piece of Abyss.


Eric Young says he has to face Abyss alone after he re-created him, so that Samoa Joe can get the one-on-one match he deserves. He passionately persuades MVP why he should go up against Abyss, but Samoa Joe tells him he's "not at the head of the line." MVP gives him his shot at Abyss...and puts him in next week's TNA World title match. Samoa Joe gets fresh with EY, and Joe and Eric brawl. Joe challenges Eric Young to a match later tonight.


Bully Ray brings back the Twitter Machine!

The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) ask MVP for a match with Magnus and Abyss tonight...and they get it.

Throughout the show, Rockstar Spud and Ethan Carter III hunted for Willow in North Carolina. Spud gets kidnapped, but Ethan manages to find out where he is...only to be attacked by Willow!





The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) beat Magnus and Abyss by submission. Abyss is preoccupied with Magnus' TNA World title...and refuses to give it back to him as they head back to the back!


Angelina Love shows up. She calls out Velvet Sky, who seems to be avoiding her since last week. An angry Velvet confronts Angelina about beating down Madison Rayne last week, and Angelina counters by saying she did it for her and that without her, Velvet Sky would be vanilla, bland and soft. She says she'd rather be blackballed by everyone in the business than be "mediocre" like Velvet. Angelina faces Madison Rayne later tonight, and demands Velvet pick a side after their match is over.


Bully Ray shows up, and backstage hands bring several tables. He states Bobby Roode would have ended up like Dixie Carter if he won at Lockdown. Bobby Roode shows up and runs his mouth, then walks away...but Bully Ray takes the fight to him. The brawl ends after Roode tricks Bully into running straight into a table, breaking it in half with a mighty tackle.


Abyss confronts Magnus. Magnus tells him he has to retain the World title next week, whether Abyss likes it or not.

Knux's home has been hit by a flood. Before he can have a talk with his sister, he'll have to talk to his old man.


Velvet Sky turns on Madison Rayne, allowing Angelina Love to beat Madison. The Beautiful People are back together!


ODB tells Eric Young to be careful tonight against Samoa Joe.

Kenny King will have to wait until next week for a match.


Samoa Joe beats Eric Young with the rear naked choke after EY passes out.


Samuel Shaw is suspended for a week after cutting a snipped of Christy Hemme's hair...and smelling it.


Gunner beats "The Cowboy" James Storm in an Anything Goes match.

Come As You Are (WWE Superstars) - Superstars recap for March 27, 2014

Emma beats Summer Rae.


R-Truth and Xavier Woods beat 3MB (Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre).

Generation NXT - NXT recap for March 27, 2014

Mojo Rawley beats CJ Parker. Parker loses his cool after the match.


Tyler Breeze beats Xavier Woods.

Devin Taylor interviews Bo Dallas, who plans to win the NXT Championship again.

Corey Graves beats Yoshi Tatsu with Lucky 13. Graves then tells Sami Zayn to stay down.

Natalya - with Bret Hart in her corner - beats Charlotte by disqualification after Sasha Banks interferes...but Sasha gets a taste of the Sharpshooter!


Adrian Neville is confident he will retain the NXT title tonight.

Next week: Sami Zayn vs. Cory Graves!

Adrian Neville retains the NXT Championship against Bo Dallas.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Tuesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for March 25, 2014

Christian suffered a slight concussion on Raw, so Dolph Ziggler, Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus will brawl to become the new #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Big E guests on commentary for this match.

Dolph Ziggler beats Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio to become #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. As Renee Young interviews him, and excited Ziggler says Big E knows him better than anyone else, but he plans to win the title tonight. Big E wishes him luck and both men shake hands.


AJ Lee guests on commentary for the next match.

Summer Rae, Layla, Alicia Fox, Aksana and Tamina Snuka beat Emma, Natalya, Cameron, Naomi and Eva Marie. After the match, AJ Lee lifts Tamina's hand up in victory before hugging her.


At WrestleMania 30: Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) vs The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) vs Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) vs The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) in a Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championships!

Bad News Barrett tells us some bad news: we're all so ugly we need to wear sheep masks like Erick Rowan.

Big E retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Dolph Ziggler.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 24, 2014

Stephanie McMahon shows up. She says Daniel Bryan won't be here tonight, and that his beating from Triple H last week was disgusting, but necessary. Randy Orton enters the ring, and says even though he respects her and Triple, he won't be responsible for what happens to Triple H if and when he beats Daniel Bryan. He wants Triple H out of the title picture. Batista shows up, and says he's gonna be champ. He then says Stephanie McMahon makes him sick (as his mic cuts in and out), and accuses Stephanie and Orton to sucking up to Triple H, saying that Stephanie's been "drooled over." He then says "Stephanie's been drooled on a lot." Stephanie slaps him, then walks away. Batista then Spears a laughing Randy Orton.


Big E guests on commentary for the next match.

Christian beats Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler to become #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship and take on Big E tomorrow night on Main Event. Big E wants to shake hands with Christian, but Christian laughs it off. (During this match, Christian suffers another concussion, and this match ends up being his last. Christian's match with Big E never takes place as a result, and Christian eventually retires from WWE and from wrestling due to the concussion.)


Bray Wyatt tells John Cena he has not yet seen him for who he really is.

Sin Cara (accompanied by Scooby-Doo) beats Damien Sandow in record time.

Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) beat Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) after The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) disract Curtis Axel. The Shield then rip Axel and Ryback to shreds.


Michael Cole interviews Triple H. Triple H justifies his beatdown of Daniel Bryan from last week by saying his hand was forced by both Bryan and the WWE Universe. He says the world has changed since he became COO. He plans to bring forth the "Reality Era," with the reality being that he will reinforce his superiority, end the #YESMovement and walks out WWE World Heavyweight champion. Nobody living off past glories or untapped potential will be able to stop him.


Cody Rhodes beats Fandango after Goldust and Summer Rae has a dance contest ringside. Summer hurts her ankle, distracting Fandango.


Hulk Hogan shows up. He talks about tagging with Mr. T and WrestleMania 1 as well as the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale, he introduces Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joe Manganiello from the upcoming movie "Sabotage." After an outpouring of mutual respect amongst the three men, Schwarzenegger and Joe Manganiello want to enter the Battle Royale. The Miz shows up and says that this is no act, and that he's going to win the trophy. He then says Joe, Arnold and Hulk don't belong in the WWE and tell them to get out. Joe says "make us." Miz swings at Joe, but Joe punches him, Arnold backhands him, and Hulk tosses him out of the ring!


Big Show beats Titus O'Neil.


The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) asks Triple H and Stephanie McMahon where they stand...and want Kane and The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Stephanie gives them a match against The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro), and tells them they can discuss it later.

As John Cena washes his face in a bathroom before his match, Cena sees Erick Rowan's face - covered in a sheep mask - peer at him from the door. When Cena suddenly looks back, he's gone.

As John Cena takes on Luke Harper, the Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Harper, Erick Rowan) interfere. When the lights come back on, Cena is tied to the ropes, surrounded by the Wyatts and wearing a sheep mask!


Naomi beats AJ Lee by countout when AJ walks out of the match. Vickie Guerrero comes out, calls AJ a total bitch, and puts her in the "Vicki Guerrero Divas Invitational" at WrestleMania 30. Her opponent? The entire Divas Division...including Tamina Snuka!


Scott Hall aka Razor Ramon enters the WWE Hall of Fame this year!


Randy Orton and Batista collide in the ring next week on Raw!

This Friday on SmackDown: Big Show vs. Bray Wyatt.

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins) beat The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro). Cesaro goes through the announce table. Kane and the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up to say it's The Shield vs them at WrestleMania 30!


Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar show up. Heyman says Lesnar will win at WrestleMania 30. Lesnar calls Undertaker out. Druids show up with a casket, and place it in front of the ring. After some time, Lesnar kicks at the casket and eventually peeks inside. It's empty. Lesnar confronts the Druids, who walk away. Lesnar is about to walk away when the casket suddenly opens. Undertaker is inside this time around. He rises. They go at it. 'Taker easily overpowers Lesnar.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Total Divas Island - Total Divas recap for March 23, 2014

Nikki meets John Cena at the pier. John Cena has been thinking since the last time they met, and he admits he's in love with her even though he admits he's a "weird" person. He says that Nikki has made a lot of sacrifices and he hasn't, and that he wants to sacrifice more. There is still a lot to discuss, but for now, Nikki and John Cena reconcile.



Nikki shows John Cena's tour bus to Brie. Brie has the idea of having Bryan rent a bus so that he won't be exhausted by their recent schedule right now.

The Total Divas have brunch together. Brie has asked Bryan about the bus idea, and Bryan is willing to try it. Brie suggests taking some of the other Total Divas along for the ride to justify the cost when Bryan is initially reluctant. There are problems: there is still some tension between Nattie and Summer Rae, but Brie thinks they have a chance at getting along. Summer shows up and whisks Eva Marie away to a photo shoot, much to the annoyance of Nattie.

Eva Marie mentions Brie's bus idea to Summer Rae. Summer says Nattie runs her mouth about everyone else and verbally bashes her behind her back in the van as they gossip about the other Total Divas.



At the arena, Eva Marie tells Nattie and Ariane that she's on the Afghanistan tour this year. When Eva Marie leaves, Nattie and Ariane are turned off by her gloating.



During a six-Divas tag match, Nikki is super kicked by Tamina Snuka...and it hurts. Nikki feels blood running in her mouth.

When Brie, Nikki and Nattie head to the back, they find out that one of Nikki's teeth has been knocked clean out. Nikki is afraid John Cena will think less of her.



The Divas get on Bryan's bus, along with TJ and Jon Uso. After the rules of the road are dictated, Nikki says she has to get an implant to replace the missing tooth. As the champagne is poured, Truth or Dare is played, and Summer Rae is asked if she's ever slept with anyone at work. It becomes obvious that Summer Rae and Nattie aren't getting along at this point. Nattie has a hard time pinning down why Summer irks her.

Ariane announces she's getting a photo shoot in an up-and-coming magazine, but Eva Marie announces she's on the Maxim Hot 100. Ariane is annoyed. Meanwhile, Nattie gets even more annoyed with the amount of disrespect from Summer Rae. After Summer and Eva Marie leave, Ariane shows Nikki and Nattie some scandalous pics of Eva.

Backstage at the next arena, Ariane shows the scandalous pics of Eva to Alicia Fox and Mrs. Sandra. At catering, Nikki is still hiding from John Cena due to the missing tooth.

Summer Rae meets with TJ and Fandango and learns about Eva's naughty pics. After hearing that Ariane may be the one talking about it, Summer Rae is shocked.

Brie tells Nikki to talk to John Cena about the knocked out tooth, reminding her that she was at his side when he had the elbow surgery.

John Cena meets Nikki, who mentions the missing tooth. John Cena thinks it's really silly that she would hide that from him.



Back on the bus, Summer Rae privately tells Eva Marie about her scandalous pics being spread around. Eva feels caught off guard. Eva then confronts Ariane about spreading the racy photos around backstage, and Ariane tries to justify it by saying it's her way of shutting her gloating up.



At the end of Eva Marie and Ariane's argument, Ariane is mostly unapologetic about what she's done. Naomi talks with Eva Marie after she gets off the bus, and finds out about the history of the racy photos: she was addicted to drugs at the time and needed the money. Trinity tells Eva Marie not to let Ariane get to her.



Eva Marie is talking to Jonathan on the phone when Summer Rae shows up at the hotel room.

Backstage, Trinity confronts Ariane about digging up Eva Marie's photographic past and has to remind Ariane about her police mugshot, which is also all over the Internet. Ariane feels bad about this afterwards.



Fandango tells Eva Marie he's seen the pictures. Eva Marie is incensed.

Summer Rae tells Nattie that she and Fandango are opening the show. When Summer leaves and Naomi shows up, Nattie makes it clear how annoying she finds her.

Ariane talks to Eva Marie privately backstage. She apologizes, but Eva Marie thinks she's full of crap and doesn't exactly accept her apology.

Bonus clip: Brie convinces Bryan to get a tour bus for the road.



...and here's After Total Divas!


Friday, March 21, 2014

Layin 'da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for March 21, 2014

Kane shows up. We re-see what happened to Daniel Bryan at Triple H's hands. He blames the WWE Universe for D-Bry's brutal beating, then reads a letter from Triple H saying that Daniel Bryan both offended and completely disrespected him and Stephanie McMahon.

Fernando (of Los Matadores) beats Fandango after El Torito chases Summer Rae, distracting Fandango.



Dolph Ziggler beats Damien Sandow.



Luke Harper tells John Cena it's not safe tonight...and he's the reaper, carrying out his orders. Bray Wyatt says Cena should fear him.

Kane beats up Roman Reigns during The Shield (Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose) vs 3MB (Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) vs The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) vs Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback)...and the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) join Kane as the rest of The Shield get beat up! Roman fights back, but gets outnumbered yet again. They soon attack Rollins and Ambrose.



It's Miz TV! The Miz announces he'll be in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale at WrestleMania 30. His guest this week is Big Show, who comes to the ring. He plans to win that battle royale, even though WrestleMania is his weakest event. When Miz reminds him it's his weakest event, he tells Miz to watch it. At Miz's behest, Titus O'Neil shows up, as does Kofi Kingston, Alberto Del Rio, Big E, Cody Rhodes, Mark Henry, Goldust, and Sheamus. Sheamus wants to start a fight on Miz TV...and Miz agrees. Everybody goes at it as Miz slinks away. Big Show and Sheamus are the last two still in the ring, then Miz slinks back in. Sheamus is eliminated, then Miz gets tossed out with just one hand.



Alberto Del Rio beats Big E.



Santino Marella can't stop thinking about Emma.



AJ Lee guests on commentary for the next week. Tamina Snuka is still her enforcer.

The Bella Twins beat Natalya and Summer Rae (who are ironically feuding on NXT).



Kane gives Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) and The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) tag team title matches, while he gives 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal) entries into the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royale. As for the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn), they tell Kane they have his back.

Lana and Alexander Rusev grace Houston, Texas.



John Cena beats Luke Harper.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Come As You Are (WWE Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 20, 2014

Natalya beats Alicia Fox. Jerry Lawler interviews Natalya after the match.


R-Truth and Xavier Woods beat 3MB (Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre).

Generation NXT - NXT recap for March 20, 2014

Mojo Rawley beats Bull Dempsey...and parties in the Mojo Rawley section along with Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots!

CJ Parker is sore with Mojo Rawley even since he lost to him at NXT ArRIVAL...and plans to "humanely dispose" of him next week.

Cory Graves attacks Sami Zayn before he can face Tyler Breeze. Zayn has to be helped back to the back.


Sheamus is back, but is confronted by Aiden English. Sheamus challenges him to a match.

Adam Rose beats Camacho.

Bayley beats Sasha Banks right after Charlotte attacks Natalya!


Sheamus sings for the NXT Universe, but Aiden English attacks him out of anger.

Sheamus beats Aiden English.

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for March 20, 2014

Eric Young and Abyss fight in the back, but soon take it to the ring. Abyss chokes out EY with the chain.



After kicking Bobby Lashley in the nuts, Ethan Carter III tries to escape only to be attacked by Willow. Willow puts EC3's left leg through a chair and tries to go to town on it, but EC3 is barely able to escape his wrath.



Bully Ray is at TNA's Nashville headquarters, where he finds out that Dixie Carter is "busy."

Samoe Joe is frustrated Eric Young is now going to the hospital courtesy of Abyss...and he doesn't seem to have faith in MVP at the moment, saying that "everytime [he] tries to fix it, it manages to get worse."

Angelina Love awaits Velvet Sky's decision to reform The Beautiful People.

Ethan Carter III confronts Magnus, saying their "partnership" is terminated. Magnus says he's gotten all he can out of Dixie Carter, and says he doesn't need her anymore.

Gunner shows up to celebrate his win at Lockdown nearly two weeks ago. He thanks his dad, who is sitting in the front row, for all his support. Suddenly, "The Cowboy" James Storm shows up and introduces himself to Gunner's dad...before verbally bashing Gunner's grandpa. Gunner fights Storm, but Storm overpowers him and cuffs him to the ring ropes. He drags Gunner's dad in and busts a beer bottle on the back of his head.



Gail Kim plans to do away with Lei'D Tapa...and if Gail Kim wins, she's done with Tapa and Tapa is out of TNA!

The Bro Mans (Robbie E, Jesse Godderz, DJ Z) show up and insult Tigre Uno and Sanada.

Gail Kim beats Lei'D Tapa. She's done with Tapa...and Tapa is out of TNA!



MVP tries to recruit Willow in Eric Young's stead, but Willow does not want to involve himself in "politics."

Angelina Love shows up and wants a decision from Velvet Sky. Velvet shows up, and while she thanks Angelina, she says that Angelina made her feel subservient and held her back. Nevertheless, she rejoins Angelina and brings back The Beautfiul People. They then bring out the missing third piece: Madison Rayne, who was also part of the group. Madison, howver, said she felt subservient and lowered as part of the group, and declines to rejoin.



Samoa Joe confronts Magnus during the latter's backstage interview.

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Godderz) tell Sanada and Tigre Uno to throw their match. They refuse and fight back before The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) show up.

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Godderz) retain the TNA Tag Team Championships against The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) and the team of Sanada and Tigre Uno.



Angelina Love knows what Madison Rayne said earlier in the ring was right, and Velvet Sky asks Angelina to talk to her alone.

Angelina Love talks to Madison Rayne again. Rayne says she'll think about it. Angelina then attacks her, saying The Beautiful People are just her and Velvet.



MVP plans to chain himself to Abyss. He tells Samoa Joe.

We see what Knux is up to.



Bully Ray bursts into Dixie Carter's office and tells her he's always hated her and that she's a nobody in this industry. He turns the chair around only to find nobody there, and he suddenly gets attacked by Bobby Roode.



Abyss has a surprise for MVP and Samoa Joe tonight...

Magnus retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Samoa Joe when Joe tries to go after Abyss, who is attacking MVP, only for Magnus to take advantage.



Kenny King is coming soon.


Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Tuesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for March 18, 2014

The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust) beats The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro).


The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) beat Alicia Fox and Layla.


Big Show beats Titus O'Neil.

Paul Heyman shows up. He says Undertaker will get all the disrespect he can handle from Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 30. He declares Lesnar will beat The Streak. 'Taker shows up behind Paul Heyman, grabs him by the throat, and tells him to tell Brock he'll "slay the beast" and throw his carcass into Hell...and if there's any part of that Lesnar doesn't understand, he'll tell him personally next week on Raw in Brooklyn, New York.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 17, 2014

Triple H shows up. He blames what happened last week as well as what happens at WrestleMania 30 on the WWE Universe. He plans to talk to Daniel Bryan later. Batista shows up, confronting Triple H for giving Daniel Bryan a possible chance at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Randy Orton also shows up, agreeing with Batista. Orton says he wants D-Bry tonight in a no-disqualification match, and Triple H gives it to him. He then tells Batista that the reason everyone cheers for Daniel Bryan is because nobody believes in Batista. Batista counters by calling Orton a paper champion, and both men start arguing. Triple H walks away, telling them he's tired of "Hollywood stars" telling him what's best for business and wanting him to hold their hand. He then states that when he beats Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania 30, the main event for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship will be Orton, Batista...and Triple H himself.


The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) beat The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso)...and get back on the same page!


Kane wants The Shield at his side tonight...again.

Hornswoggle passes stuff out to the crowd...until Bad News Barrett tells us we're all going to get drunk tonight and spend the rest of our lives regretting it.

Christian guests on commentary for the next match.

With Hornswoggle at ringside, Sheamus beats Titus O'Neil. Renee Young interviews Sheamus, who plans to enter the Andre the Giant Battle Royale at WrestleMania 30. Christian attacks Sheamus upon hearing this.


Arnold Schwarzenegger and Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Machine will be on Raw next week.


John Cena shows up. He admits that he's scared of Bray Wyatt and that we're listening to what he has to say, but he plans to fight for his legacy and beat Wyatt at WrestleMania 30. Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt Family (Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) show up on the TitanTron to taunt him some more, with Wyatt in Cena's newest merchandise calling Nikki Bella a "plastic girlfriend" amongst other things.

Daniel Bryan beats Randy Orton in a no-disqualfication match after Batista hits Orton with a Spear. Batista then puts Orton in the Batista Bomb.


Paul Heyman shows up, saying that Undertaker has barely survived his last few WrestleMania matches and won't survive against Brock Lesnar.

Stephanie McMahon is annoyed with Triple H's recent actions concerning Daniel Bryan.

Goldust beats Fandango.


The Undertaker will be on Main Event tomorrow night on WWE Network.

Kane shows up. He reveals who made Daniel Bryan's occupation of Raw possible: Jerry Lawler. He sics The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) on him, and they take him into the ring...then they turn on Kane again!


The Bella Twins (Nicole and Brie Bella) guest on commentary for the next match.

The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) beat AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka. AJ Lee yells at Tamina, who immediately pushes her towards the mat.


Mr. T is inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2014.


Dolph Ziggler, Big E, Mark Henry and Big Show beat Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback), Damien Sandow and Alberto Del Rio.


Batista tells Renee Young he's not quitting until he's champion.

Better get the trial for the WWE Network while you still can! Offer ends this Saturday!

John Cena takes on Luke Harper this Friday on SmackDown!

Bray Wyatt beats Kofi Kingston.


Triple H shows up and calls out Daniel Bryan, who comes to the ring. A lot has happened since SummerSlam, but Triple H says he did it because it was best for business. Nevertheless, all hell will break loose at WrestleMania 30, saying he has no choice but to put an end to Daniel Bryan. He then says "May the best man win" and extends his hand, but Daniel refuses. Triple H turns to leave after stating his amazement at Daniel Bryan's strong will, saying Bryan has earned his respect. Stephanie McMahon shows up and says she's pressing charges after last week, and sics officers on Daniel. As Triple H and Stephanie argue, Daniel Bryan is pinned down and cuffed. Triple H tells the cops - who aren't even real cops - to leave...then viciously beats Daniel Bryan, proving the discussion was all a set-up.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Total Divas Island - Total Divas recap for March 16, 2014

Mark Carrano gets with the Total Divas. Two of the Divas are going to Afghanistan for a Middle East tour, and there's a new addition to the main roster: Summer Rae from NXT. Mark has Summer Rae travel with Eva Marie and learn the ropes. When Eva Marie and Summer leave the room, Summer says she felt tension, especially with Nattie. They both pledge to have each other's backs.

As The Bellas and Eva Marie check on their costumes, Brie notices that Eva Marie's ring is different. It's official: Eva Marie is married to Jonathan, but her parents don't know. When Nikki sees this, it reminds her of her current problems with John Cena. Mrs. Sandra, the seamstress, tells Eva that if she were her mother, she would not appreciate getting married behind her back, and that she should tell her parents.



Trinity finds out about Eva Marie's marriage from the Bellas. John Cena watches them all, especially Nikki, from a distance. Nattie and Ariane find out about this immediately after, Brie hopes that Johnathan did not pressure Eva into marrying him.

Brie and Nikki celebrate their 30th birthday. All of a sudden, John texts Brie. He can't be there, but wishes Nikki a happy birthday. When she tells Nikki, Nikki thinks there's something odd going on.

Nikki explains the problems between her and John Cena to Nattie as well as everyone else on the limo ride to the club. They can't really do what soul mates usually do due to John Cena's less-than-stellar romantic past. Brie wishes that Bryan was at the party with them, but understands he has important work on the other side of the country. Also, Nattie goes into Brie Mode...and Ariane isn't really happy about that when she gets a little close to Vinnie. Ariane has to pull her outside and tell her she doesn't like what she's doing, and it gets heated to the point that a policeman has to tell them to calm down or they're going to jail. They head back into the club.



Jonathan and Eva Marie are on the road when Eva Marie gets a call from her mom. She wants to visit eventually. With her parents not noticing, Jonathan wants Eva to tell the truth to her parents and not hide him up in a hotel, as this will get worse and they'll eventually find out. Eva finds out that she's dug herself into a deep hole.

The Bellas head to Wizard World and sign autographs. John Cena is also there.



Eva Marie has to hide the fact that Jonathan is living with her as her family is showing up for a week...and she does this by temporarily moving him out. It becomes obvious that this is a really, really bad idea.



Nikki goes shopping with Brie and Bryan for their wedding registry. She's happy for her sister and Bryan, but it still dredges up a bit of her feelings about her relationship with John Cena. It becomes obvious to Brie that her sister is not enjoying life right now, and it becomes apparent when she heads out of the store before they do.



When Summer Rae runs into Nattie, Jon, Ariane and Trinity at the hotel, it becomes apparent that the others don't exactly like her.

Nikki apologizes to Brie for walking out on her and Bryan for walking out on them during wedding registry shopping. Brie can tell that Nikki is sad and confused, and wishes she could do something when it comes to John Cena.

Eva Marie talks to Trinity about the fact that her parents don't know about her marriage to Jonathan. Trinity says she has to tell the truth, but the problem is when and how. Meanwhile, Nikki briefly runs into John Cena.

Eva Marie's parents finally showed up. Everything goes well, even though she's dropping hints that she's marriage. Then Johnathan shows up...and it gets silent. Suddenly, one of Eva's brothers, Nate, asks if they're married. It gets even more silent...and it becomes apparent that Jonathan forgot to take her wedding band off, unintentionally giving the whole thing away. The reveal doesn't go as Eva Marie planned, and her family heads back to the hotel.

Brie gets a surprise text message from John Cena asking her to meet him for dinner. She tells Nikki and Bryan about this.



Eva Marie and Jonathan meet up with Eva's family. Jonathan has Eva Marie's back, and Eva Marie calls her brothers out on their hypocrisy concerning their live-in girlfriend. Dear old dad tells her that she's disrespected the family, and they walk out.

Nikki meets John Cena on a dock. John has two wine glasses and a bottle of wine in hand...



Bonus clip: The Divas show off their in-ring skills.



Bonus clip: The Bellas' mom gets attacked by bees.



...and here's After Total Divas!

Friday, March 14, 2014

Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for March 14, 2014

Triple H shows up to address Monday night. Daniel Bryan isn't here, but he'll be at next Monday's Raw. Triple H plans to dismantle the #YesMovement, saying he protected Daniel Bryan up until this point, where his dreams will come crashing down at WrestleMania 30. He then brings out Damien Sandow, and chews him out for walking away from the crowded ring Monday night. Triple H accepts his apology, and tells him he competes first as per Vickie Guerrero. It's a member of The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns).


Seth Rollins beats Damien Sandow...then The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Rollins, Roman Reigns) hits Sandow with a three-man powerbomb!

Big E beats Fandango.


Bad News Barrett says Undertaker's streak will end...and out sleep will suffer as a result.


The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust) beat The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) after Swagger and Cesaro argue again. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) save The Brotherhood from a huge beating.


Bray Wyatt beats Kofi Kingston.


Kane is glad The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) is on the same page, and asks them to be at ringside when he takes on Big Show.

AJ Lee guests on commentary for the next match.

Nikki Bella beats Tamina Snuka.


Dolph Ziggler beats Alberto Del Rio. Renee Young interviews ZIggler in-ring. Ziggler's going for the Andre the Giant Memorial Trophy!

Carlos Colon is inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Without him, the history of wrestling in Puerto Rico would be vastly different.


Big Show beats Kane when The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) refuses to beat up Big Show for him. Kane tries to choke slam Seth Rollins, but he gets Speared by Roman Reigns!


Thursday, March 13, 2014

Come As You Are (WWE Superstar) - WWE Superstars recap for March 13, 2014

Alberto Del Rio beats Sin Cara.


Dolph Ziggler beats Fandango.

Generation NXT - NXT recap for March 13, 2014

Tensai will now go by the name Jason Albert at the commentary table.

Paige beats Sasha Banks. Charlotte attacks Paige after the match, but Natalya comes to Paige's aid.


Sami Zayn had no issues with Cory Graves, but he's not that hard to find if Graves has any more beef with him.

The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) beat Travis Tyler and Cal Bishop.

Mason Ryan beats Wesley Blake.

Devin Talyor interviews Bayley, who is crazy for WWE Network and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart. Sasha Banks and Charlotte show up, but Bayley holds her own in the verbal confrontation...even as Natalya shows up and has her back!

Tyler Breeze shows up when Xavier Woods is about to face Alexander Rusev, asking him to leave so he can get his revenge. When Rusev shows up, Breeze attacks Woods.

Alexander Rusev beats Xavier Woods with the Accolade.


Bo Dallas confronts Adrian Neville...and Neville slaps him.

Bo Dallas beats Colin Cassady.

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for March 13, 2014

Bobby Roode is ticked that Team Dixie didn't regain control of TNA...and blames Bully Ray for Team Dixie's loss on Sunday.

MVP shows up, fresh from a team victory at Lockdown. He says Bully Ray will have a chance to explain his actions from Sunday later, and says he will be treated the same as everyone else under his watch. MVP plans to "movitate, validate and participate" the roster a little more, making it easier for everyone to settle whatever feuds they have. Magnus shows up and brags about how he's still TNA World Heavyweight champion, and brings out Abyss, whom he views as a machine motivated by both destruction and money. MVP brings out Samoa Joe. He makes a rematch between Magnus and Joe for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship next week...and gives Joe a match against Abyss right now!


Eric Young saves Samoa Joe from being attacked by Abyss' nail-covered 2x4, Janice.


Angelina Love is back!

Willow's here, too!

Brittany (formerly Santana Garrett) beats Gail Kim in her debut match by tricking Lei'D Tapa into tackling Gail Kim! Kim and Tapa fight, but Tapa proves dominant very, very quickly.



Rockstar Spud ambushes Bully Ray. Bobby Roode, Robbie E, Jesse, DJ Zema Ion and Ethan Carter III all attack him.


The Great Muta tells Sanada he is representing Japanese wrestling in America, and tells him "don't let Japan down."


Sanada and Tigre Uno beat The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Godderz).


Bully Ray may be a little beat up, but he's not through with Bobby Roode and company!

Madison Rayne is psyched Angelina Love is back. Velvet Sky, though? Not so much...

The Bro Mans (Robbie E, Jesse Godderz, DJ Zema Ion) are Bully Ray's first victims!

Samuel Shaw thanks Christy Hemme for "interjecting herself" in his match against Mr. Anderson at Lockdown.

Willow's on the loose...

Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud plan to give Dixie Carter a proper send-off.

Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud show up with a huge portrait of Dixie Carter. They give Dixie a proper send-off with a video package, then MVP shows up and commends Spud for his loyalty to Dixie. He gets him motivated to fulfill his contract obligations and gets him pumped for a match...with Willow. Meanwhile, EC3 has to wait until next week to take on Bobby Lashley...and oh, yes....Lashley's on the roster! Lashley then tears up the portrait of Dixie.


Ethan Carter III plans to beat Bobby Lashley to an inch of his life...but then Bobby Roode attacks him!

Mr. Anderson beats Samuel Shaw in a street fight after using Samuel's Christy Hemme mannequin against him.


Angelina Love is back for one person in particular...

Angelina Love shows up. She's glad to be back, and says she missed TNA while she was gone. She calls out Velvet Sky, who shows up. Angelina credits Velvet Sky for her TNA success, and wants to bring back The Beautiful People. Velvet wants to move on, but Angelina Love says they can be greater than ever. Velvet says she needs more time.


Bully Ray is on the hunt...as Willow roams the arena...

Willow attacks Rockstar Spud with his umbrella, then hits a Twist of Fate on the referee. He then pulls out a ladder from underneath the ring, then puts Spud's leg through a steel chair before stomping the chair. Willow climbs the ladder and dives onto the chair, blowing Spud's knee. Bully Ray shows up as Willow leaves.


Bully Ray is amazed everyone is cheering for him. He says his career flashed before his eyes after losing to Mr. Anderson in their casket match. He says he interfered in the Letha Lockdown match to save Bobby Roode from himself so Roode wouldn't turn into another Dixie Carter. He says he wants to face Roode fight now. Roode shows up, and they go right at it. It ends with Roode going through a table.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Tuesday Night's Main Event - WWE Main Event recap for March 11, 2014

Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) beat Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback).


AJ Lee retains the WWE Dias Championship against Natalya thanks to Tamina Snuka.


Santino Marella and Emma have dinner together...and it goes awry.

Dean Ambrose retains the WWE United States Championship against "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry thanks to a distraction by Roman Reigns.

Monday, March 10, 2014

Raw Deal - WWE Raw recap for March 10, 2014

Hulk Hogan shows up to start off Raw. He promotes WWE Network, then announces there will be a 30-man battle royal for the Andre the Giant Memorial Trophy. John Cena shows up and welcomes Hulk back to WWE, saying he's back where he belongs. Cena enters his name into the battle royal, but then The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) shows up. Wyatt talks about how pride is his favorite sin and how it fascinates him, then calls Cena and Hogan "liars" while considering himself "a god." After a good verbal roasting by Cena, Cena takes his name out of the battle royal and challenges Wyatt to a match at WrestleMania 30. Wyatt says it's all fun and games with Cena until he's caught in the spider's web. Harper and Rowan approach the ring and climb onto the apron...


John Cena beats Erick Rowan. Rowan and Luke Harper climb onto the apron, then step back off after some hesitation. The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Harper, Rowan) retreats. John Cena and Hulk Hogan pose for the crowd for a few minutes after the match.


Will Sheamus vs. Christian be Falls Count Anywhere, two-out-of-three falls or a Memphis Street Fight? Vote now on the WWE App!

Triple H and Stephaie McMahon show up. They apologize to aniel Bryan, who they still downplay as a wrestler. They want him to apologize and admit he's not man enough to take on Triple H before the end of the night. The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up and shake hands with Triple H and Stephanie.


The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) guest on commentary for the next match.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback).


Kane puts The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) to the test after getting tired of their baggage. Rollins and Reigns are pitted against The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust), as Kane considers their losing the WWE Tag Team Championships to them the beginning of when the cracks in The Shield start showing up.

Big E beats Jack Swagger after Cesaro distracts Swagger. Zeb Colter yells at Swagger and Cesaro and orders them to shake hands. Cesaro squeezes Swagger's hand a little too hard.


The Undertaker shows up. So does Paul Heyman. He tells 'Taker not to face Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 30. Undertaker says "The fear of death is greater than death itself, but the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all." He also says Lesnar will rest in peace.


Natalya takes on AJ Lee for the WWE Divas Championship on Main Event tomorrow!

The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) beat The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust).


Natalya guests on commentary for the next match.

The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella) beat AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka. One of the Bellas lifts up the Divas title, much to Natalya's chagrin.


Renee Young interviews Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J from NCIS: Los Angeles. They're glad to be here!


Daniel Bryan shows up and refuses to five Triple H and Stephanie McMahon the apology they want him to give. He plans to make it so that the Memphis, Tennessee crowd occupies Raw, and refuses to leave until Triple H accepts his challenge to face him at WrestleMania 30. To prove a point, members of the Yes Movement flood the ring!


Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up after the whole ringside area is clogged with Daniel Bryan symphathizers! They're not leaving. Daniel Bryan threatens to take Raw outside. When security is sent out, they can't do anything. Triple H and Stephanie leave and let Damien Sandow deal with the crowd. He can't get in the ring. Triple H yells at Sandow, and Stephanie McMahon finally loses it. Triple H finally admits he tried to protect Daniel Bryan since SummerSlam from the inevitable fall from the top that comes after winning the WWE World Heavyweight title, and accepts the challenge at last. But D-Bry wants the WWE World Heavyweight title too, and he wants to be in the match between Randy Orton and Batista for the title at WrestleMania 30 if he can beat Triple H earlier in the show. An enraged Triple H grants it to him solely so the ring can be unclogged of fans.


Sheamus vs. Christian will be a Memphis Street Fight.

Sheamus beats Christian in a Memphis Street Fight.


Batista and Randy Orton find out from Brad Maddox that Triple H and Stephanie McMahon have left...and that they want them to take down Daniel Bryan. But Orton and Batista still can't cooperate long enough to even do that...

Lana and Alexander are here again.


The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) tells John Cena he made a huge mistake in challenging them.

Kane and Big Show square off Friday on SmackDown!

Big Show and Daniel Bryan beat Batista and Randy Orton.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

TNA Lockdown 2014 - The Recap

Team Wrestle-1 (Yasu, Sanada and The Great Mutoh) beat Team TNA (Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian, and Chris Sabin).

Rockstar Spud shows up and interviews Dixie Carter, who makes fun of LeBron James and the fans. She says her team will win, and that Jeff Hardy is banned from the building for walking out and breaching his contract.

Velvet Sky and Eric Young are answering questions for tonight's Twitter Q&A!

Samuel Shaw threatens to leap off the top of the cage if Christy Hemme doesn't show up. Mr. Anderson interrupts him and tries to talk him out of it, saying he needs more height.

Samuel Shaw beats Mr. Anderson in an "Escape The Cage" match after Samuel drags Christy Hemme through the camera opening and uses her as a hostage.

Bobby Roode talks with the rest of Team Dixie (Robbie E, Jesse Godderz, Austin Aries). They plan to win...if they can get past the whole "split the 10% ownership" bickering.

Ethan Carter III shows up. Since he injured Kurt Angle on Thursday, he issues an open challenge. That challenge is answered by none other than the Bobby Lashley, and EC3 tells him to get out because he's not on the roster. Lashley destroys EC3.

Magnus is none too happy with his match with Samoa Joe tonight, but he's certain he'll come out on top.

Tigure Uno beats Manik.

Gunner beats James Storm in a Last Man Standing match.

Team MVP gets in a gameplan for the Lethal Lockdown match.

Madison Rayne retains the TNA Knockouts Championship against Gail Kim.

Samoa Joe has waited for three months...now he's ready to kill.

Magnus retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Samoa Joe in a "Joe's Rules" match after Joe is knocked out...by Abyss! Magnus locks in the Rear Naked Choke to seal the deal.

Eric Young confronts Magnus and Abyss. Magnus says Abyss has "found help."

Dixie Carter has a rather special guest...and he's appearing soon as her "insurance policy! Meanwhile, Bobby Roode still has trust issues with Dixie.

Team MVP beats Team Dixie when Bully Ray turns on Bobby Roode, stopping him from putting Willow through a table with the Roode Bomb. When Roode gets in Bully's face, Bully floors him! Dixie Carter confronts Bully after the match, then Bully puts Roode through the table to end the show.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Layin' da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for March 7, 2014

Batista shows up. He obviously doesn't consider Dolph Ziggler or Daniel Bryan real men. D-Bry shows up. Batista considers him nothing more than an "overblown fan." Daniel makes fun of Batista's skinny jeans and tells him "this fan nearly took you out Monday night." Batista threatens him, but Daniel Bryan keeps making fun of his looks. This starts a brawl that D-Bry quickly appears to win...but Kane shows up and it becomes a vicious 2-on-1 attack. All of a sudden, Big Show returns and chases both Kane and Batista out of the ring. Vickie Guerrero shows up and quickly makes Daniel Bryan and Big Show vs. Kane and Batista for later tonight.


Alberto Del Rio guests on commentary for the next match.

Christian beats Dolph Ziggler as Alberto Del Rio stands on the commentary table and yells at Ziggler. As Renee Young interviews Christian, Sheamus shows up and the two brawl. Christian retreats.


The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback).


Byron Saxton interviews Kane. He plans to shut Daniel Bryan's beak tonight.

Eva Marie and Natalya beat AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka.

Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns show up, with Seth Rollins nowhere to be found. Ambrose can't get the fact that there are cracks in The Shield (Ambrose, Rollins, Reigns). He calls out Rollins, who shows up. and tells him and Reigns there are indeed cracks. Rollins has an ultimatum, now that Ambrose and Reigns can see eye-to-eye without bickering for once: get back together or go their separate ways. Ambrose gets in Rollins' face and hits him, and Reigns pushes Ambrose back. Rollins punches Ambrose, and Ambrose does the same to Rollins. After some tension, Rollins asks "Are we done here...or are we done?" All three men quickly swallow their pride, and after some hesitation from Ambrose, the three men get back together.


Sheamus beats Alberto Del Rio.


The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) plan to bring John Cena's legacy crashing down.

Byron Saxton interviews Batista. He says Daniel Bryan is just hiding behind Big Show, and says he'll run roughshod over both of them tonight.

Renee Young interviews Daniel Bryan and Big Show, who proceed to make fun of Batista and Triple H, which D-Bry saying he hides behind no one.

Daniel Bryan and Big Show beat Batista and Kane.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Come As You Are (WWE Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 6, 2014

Titus O'Neil beats Zack Ryder.


Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) beat Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel). Jerry Lawler interviews Los Matadores after the match.

My predictions for TNA Lockdown 2014

You know, I should probably do this highlighting thing with the WM30 predictions. Y'know, just to give that whole top-secret vibe. 

I kid. I don't know what caused it. Just Ctrl+A everything and you should be able to read it.

All matches will be in the steel cage!


Magnus (c) vs. Samoa Joe

for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship

Can only be won "Joe's Rules" (submission or knockout)


It's the match you've been waiting for. Will Samoa Joe take the title from Magnus?

My prediction: Magnus will probably retain.


Team MVP - MVP (captain), The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) and TBA

vs. 

Team Dixie - Bobby Roode (captain), Austin Aries and The BroMans (Robbie E and Jessie Godderz)


Whoever wins this gives the person they're representing control of TNA...and if Team Dixie wins, Bobby Roode gets 10% control from Dixie! The future of TNA hangs on this match...

My prediction: Hoping that Team MVP will win.

Madison Rayne (c) vs. Gail Kim

for the TNA Knockouts Championship


Ever since her return in December, Madison Rayne has gone after her former best friend Gail Kim and has even won the TNA Knockouts title from her! Kim is ticked off and will take it back by any means necessary...

My prediction: Madison Rayne will retain.

Gunner vs. "The Cowboy" James Storm


The two former friends have split apart, gotten back together and split apart again, thanks to James Storm's frustration that he has to carry Gunner. Now it's time for one last match that settles this feud once and for all!

My prediction: Gunner will win this one.

Kurt Angle (well, not anymore) vs. Ethan Carter III

(now an open challenge from Ethan Carter III)


After endless bragging from Ethan Carter III that he's the new icon of TNA and that he's TNA's future, Kurt Angle has finally had enough! MVP has let him make a match against EC3, and that's exactly what he's done!


Unfortuantely, EC3 blew Angle's knee the Thursday before the event. On Sunday morning, Ethan issued an open challenge? Who

My prediction: I initially predicted Kurt Angle will win...so I'm going with his replacement. This oughta be good.

The Great Muta, Seiya Sanada and Nakanoue (Wrestle-1)

vs.

Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) and Chris Sabin (TNA)


It's Wrestle-1 vs TNA! Who will win?

My prediction: Probably TNA (Bad Influence and Chris Sabin).

Samuel Shaw vs. Mr. Anderson


Samuel Shaw's passion and pursuit for Christy Hemme has escalated to the point that he's a bonafide creepazoid. Mr. Anderson, who's just hanging out with Christy, is dragged into it by Shaw himself when he and Christy are attacked by Shaw. But Anderson has fought back, and now he's taking the fight to Shaw!

My prediction: Mr. Anderson will end this once and for all.


Tigre Uno vs. Manik


I'm guessing they're putting Tigre Uno in the X-Division, since they've taken him out of the Wrestle-1 vs TNA match and put him in a steel cage match against Manik. Still, this should be an interesting debut.

My prediction: Throwing caution to the wind and putting my imaginary money on Tigre Uno.