Layin 'da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for March 21, 2014

Kane shows up. We re-see what happened to Daniel Bryan at Triple H's hands. He blames the WWE Universe for D-Bry's brutal beating, then reads a letter from Triple H saying that Daniel Bryan both offended and completely disrespected him and Stephanie McMahon.

Fernando (of Los Matadores) beats Fandango after El Torito chases Summer Rae, distracting Fandango.

Dolph Ziggler beats Damien Sandow.

Luke Harper tells John Cena it's not safe tonight...and he's the reaper, carrying out his orders. Bray Wyatt says Cena should fear him.

Kane beats up Roman Reigns during The Shield (Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose) vs 3MB (Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) vs The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) vs Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback)...and the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) join Kane as the rest of The Shield get beat up! Roman fights back, but gets outnumbered yet again. They soon attack Rollins and Ambrose.

It's Miz TV! The Miz announces he'll be in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale at WrestleMania 30. His guest this week is Big Show, who comes to the ring. He plans to win that battle royale, even though WrestleMania is his weakest event. When Miz reminds him it's his weakest event, he tells Miz to watch it. At Miz's behest, Titus O'Neil shows up, as does Kofi Kingston, Alberto Del Rio, Big E, Cody Rhodes, Mark Henry, Goldust, and Sheamus. Sheamus wants to start a fight on Miz TV...and Miz agrees. Everybody goes at it as Miz slinks away. Big Show and Sheamus are the last two still in the ring, then Miz slinks back in. Sheamus is eliminated, then Miz gets tossed out with just one hand.

Alberto Del Rio beats Big E.

Santino Marella can't stop thinking about Emma.

AJ Lee guests on commentary for the next week. Tamina Snuka is still her enforcer.

The Bella Twins beat Natalya and Summer Rae (who are ironically feuding on NXT).

Kane gives Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) and The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) tag team title matches, while he gives 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal) entries into the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royale. As for the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn), they tell Kane they have his back.

Lana and Alexander Rusev grace Houston, Texas.

John Cena beats Luke Harper.