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Sunday, February 15, 2026

The Dark Knight Rises - Gotham Wrestling recap for February 15, 2026

Jordan Castle is in the ring to start this week's show. He says that he is providing an act of charity to the fans, and says "The Big Apple" gets its name from how fat the fans are. He then announces that he is providing the first title defense by a man who is more beautiful than Central Park, bigger than the Empire State Building and more significant that the Statue of Liberty: "One in a Million" Maximilien.

"One in a Million" Maximilien retains the UWN Heritage Championship against Ray Jaz by disqualification after he is attacked by "The Greek God" Papadon in order to cost Ray Jaz the Heritage title.

David Marquez interviews The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson) in the ring. Gallows says it is great to be on television tonight and that he has heard that someone has issued a challenge. He accepts The Explosion's (Rex Wallace and Joe Ocasio) challenge and that they will main event tonight. Anderson talks about how they are going overseas over the weekend and touring the world, yet nothing feels better than standing in the ring next to David Marquez.

Backstage, Little Guido is confronted by "The Greek God" Papadon, who says that he does not appreciate the favoritism he is giving Ray Jaz and wants to know where his title shot. Guido puts Papadon in a match with Drew Gulak.

Sebastian Amor beats "Hollywood" Nick Dos Santos.

Before the next match, "D-Man" Dan Parker says he is tired of "amateur honor" on Gotham Wrestling and states that the ring announcer did not even get his name right and that he will be fired.

"D-Man" Dan Parker beats Brett Ryan Gosselin and VSK in a three-way match after VSK hits Gosselin with a top rope frog splash only for Dan Parker to pull VSK out of the pin and pin Gosselin for the win.

Backstage, Bobby Fish says his hamstring is much better and on the mend, then announces that he will be back in the ring not too long from now. Suddenly, Gentleman Jervis suddenly shows up and hands Bobby Fish some invisible flowers.

We see a vignette for Live Danger, who are coming to Sunday Night Slam live on March 8th.



Leo Sparrow guests on commentary for the next match.

"The Greek God" Papadon beats Drew Gulak following the distraction by Leo Sparrow. After the match, Ray Jaz gets in the ring and hits Papadon with a double leg takedown, and referees and security ahve to help both men back. Members of the locker room also have to get involved, and Ray Jaz starts slamming other people just to get to Papadon. Little Guido shows up and says that if both men want to go so badly, then they will go one-on-one in a Mulberry Street Fight next week.

The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson) beat The Explosion (Rex Wallace and Joe Ocasio).



Thursday, September 15, 2022

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for September 15, 2022



Yuya Uemura beats Raj Singh in the BTI match.

"Speedball" Mike Bailey retains the Impact Wrestling X Division Championship against Mascara Dorada. (Interestingly, the referee loses a shoe during the match.) After the match, Mascara Dorada and Mike Bailey bow to each other in a show of mutual respect, then Kenny King shows up and attacks both men from behind. After pushing Mascara Dorada out of the ring, Kenny King hits Mike Bailey with Royal Flush, then runs as Mascara Dorada gets back in the ring.



We see Eric Young and Deaner with the men in the yellow hoodies. Eric Young has one man step forward and remove his hood. Eric Young asks the man if he knows his name, and when the man reluctantly says "Eric Young," Deaner attacks him. Eric Young asks another man to step forward and ask what his name is. The man says "The designer," which Eric Young approves. Eric Young says he is the designer and that everyone is here to see the revival of violence. He then asks another man and asks for his name. When he says "Justin," Deaner attacks him. Another man then steps forward at his request, and when asked his name, he says "I am violence." Everyone else soon says "I am violence" and repeats the sentence endlessly.

Backstage, Mike Bailey is met by Scott D'Amore. Bailey says he is fine after Kenny King's attack, and D'Amore praises Bailey for his successful X Division Championship defenses. D'Amore then says he has a new challenge at Victory Road, and tells him that he will defend the title against Delirious. He then announces that there will also be a Triple Threat Revolver Match where other challengers will face off for a shot at the title. D'Amore says that Yuya Uemura, Kenny King, Black Taurus, Mia Yim, Laredo Kid and Frankie Kazarian all want to face him for the X Division Championship.

Decay (Crazzy Steve and Black Taurus) beat Steve Maclin and Moose after Moose heckles a fan. After the match, Sami Callihan shows up, and says that as much as he would like to see them beat each other up, he knows that they are still working together in some capacity and shows a video where Moose is talking to his lawyer. In the footage, Moose tells his lawyer that he plans on screwing Maclin over in the end, then Sami says that Moose will throw Maclin under the bus. Maclin says that is the past and that there is a new deal, and nothing will stop them from tearing him apart. Sami then says he came prepared, and provides another video where Maclin is talking on a cellphone, telling someone that he will put a slug in Moose's head before Moose stabs him in the back. Moose and Maclin brawl in and out of the ring, then Sami Callihan attacks Maclin from behind before pulling a barbed wire baseball bat out form underneath the ring. Maclin inadvertently knocks Moose out of the apron before Sami hits him with the barbed wire bat. Maclin is forced to roll out of the ring before Sami can hit him again.



Decay (Rosemary, Taya Valkyrie, Jessicka) meet at a bar. Rosemary blames Jessicka for Taya's loss last week, but Jessicka says it is Rosemary's fault. Taya sides with Jessicka, and says that Rosemary's tiff with Jessicka led to this. Jessicka says she is ready, but Rosemary says she needs to prove it. Taya says she has an idea.

Tasha Steelz guests on commentary for the next match.

Killer Kelly beats Alisha Edwards with the Killer Clutch. After the match, Killer Kelly stares down Tasha Steelz, and when Tasha sics Savannah evans at her to hit her with a steel chair, Kelly stomps the chair. When Tasha grabs the chair, Kelly drags the chair - and Tasha - into the ring for another staredown. Tasha Steelz slowly crawls out of the ring.



We see a vignette where somebody has been attacked with a chair. At the hospital, the man struggles to say the name of the person who threw the chair, then Joe Hendry shows up, his theme plays, and everyone claps as the man on the bed dies happily. Joe Hendry is returning to Impact Wrestling.

Honor No More (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) retain the Impact Wrestling World Tag Team Championships against "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander and Rich Swann. During the match, Eddie Edwards runs into the ring, but Josh Alexander is able to keep Matt Taven from winning. Maria Kanellis-Bennett distracts the referee as Josh Alexander goes for an ankle lock on Matt Taven, but Taven rolls through and Eddie Edwards clocks Alexander in the head with a Kendo stick. Mike Bennett then tries to distract the referee, then stops when Heath gets in the ring to hit Taven with the wake-up call, which the referee is able to turn around and see, leading to the disqualification win for Taven and Bennett.



Backstage, Jordynne Grace finds a message from Masha Slamovich saying "Masha's Gonna Kill You" when Johnny Swinger and Zicky Dice show up with a very large pizza and a black envelope meant for Jordynne. Inside is a black-and-white photo of Maxx The Impaler, Jordynne's opponent in her "Pick Your Poison" match at Victory Road. When Zicky and Swinger both say that Masha is going to kill Jordynne, Jordynne takes a slice of their pizza and slaps Zicky in the face with it.

Backstage, Heath apologizes to Josh Alexander and Rich Swann. Scott D'Amore shows up and says that Honor No More is getting old, and praises Heath for the Wake Up Call on Matt Taven and praises Alexander and Swann for being on the same page. Scott D'Amore says Heath, Alexander and Swann can all get on the same page for their match against Matt Taven, Mike Bennett and Eddie Edwards at Victory Road.

Mickie James beats Hyan. After the match, "The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw shows up and upstages Mickie James, then asks if it has come down to Mickie James begging for matches against "nobodies" just to delay the inevitable and hold on to her spotlight a little bit longer. Gisele tells Mickie that her time is up, and if she wants to know if she can still hang, then they can have a match at Victory Road. Mickie James accepts, and Gisele tells Mickie that her time in the spotlight is over because the spotlight has always been hers.



We see Vincent talking to PCO. He takes the black bag off of PCO's head and says he does not like seeing PCO get hurt after asking him if he likes getting hurt, then tells him to imagine a sword swallower putting a sword in his mouth, pulling out his heart and dying. He asks PCO who is there to give a sword swallower a hand on the stage, then says the two of them are Honor No More before putting the bag back on his head.

We hear from Brian Myers. He says that when one is young and hungry and have gotten a taste of success, one does not want it to end. He says he accomplished a lot at 23 years old, then he fell off and has been going up and down ever since. He climbs a ladder as he says that Bhupinder Gujjar has been climbing and will soon be crashing down thanks to him. Both men will be in a ladder match for the Impact Wrestling Digital Media Championship next week.

The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) beat The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) to face Aussie Open (Kyle Fletcher and Mark Davis) next week. Both teams perform the "Too Sweet" hand gesture after the match.



Thursday, June 30, 2022

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for June 30, 2022



Before the BTI match, Brian Myers shows up with a chair and says he is only here because Rich Swann earned his respect and that he consider himself "a big Rich Swann fan" now. Myers states that while he does not have his commentary table anymore, he just wants to wants the match from the best seat in the house. Myers sits at the bottom of the ramp, then talks on the microphone during the match.

Rich Swann beats Raj Singh in the BTI match after taking out both Brian Myers and Shera with a somersault senton off the ring apron. After the match, Brian Myers hits Swann with the Roster Cut before choking him with the Impact Digital Media Championship before telling him he wants a rematch for the title at Against All Odds.

Backstage, "The Cowboy" James Storm, "Wildcat" Chris Harris and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson find PCO. Storm tries to get PCO to join them to stick it to Honor No More, then Vincent shows up and says they are trying to tame the wrong monster before PCO leaves with him.

Trey Miguel beats Chris Bey, Steve Maclin and Laredo Kid to face "Speedball" Mike Bailey for the Impact X Division Championship at Against All Odds.



We hear from Raven, who says that for most children, childhood is a time of joy. He then talks about hit trademark Clockwork House of Fun Match, which he designed to be barbaric, cruel and inhumane. He says that Sami Callihan and Moose will have a lot of fun and that he hopes someone gets hurt really badly, as that would make him happy.

The Influence (Tenille Dashwood and Madison Rayne) guest on commentary for the next match.

"The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw beats Rosemary after The Influence (Tenille Dashwood and Madison Rayne) take out Taya Valkyrie at ringside. After the match, Gisele Shaw and The Influence attack Rosemary, cementing Gisele Shaw as a new member of The Influence.



Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Mickie James. Mickie James says she has beaten Deonna Purrazzo over and over again, and Chelsea Green has only had an advantage over here due to Brian Myers and Matt Cardona. Purrazzo and Chelsea show up, and Chelsea says that Mickie James has never mentioned her tag team partner. Purrazzo tells Mickie James she should think of someone other than herself for Against All Odds. Mickie James says she has an issue with fighting her own battles at all costs, then brawls with Purrazzo and Chelsea. She is soon joined by Mia Yim, who helps drives them off.

Backstage, Rosemary and Taya Valkyrie produce a necklace with a chain on it and chants an incantation that summons Father James Mitchell. Rosemary asks Father James Mitchell where Havok is, and Mitchell says that she has seen her wandering around in the darkness. Rosemary tells Mitchell to tell Havok "all hands on deck." Mitchell says there is no way of knowing if Havok wants to return to the mortal realm, but tells Rosemary he will pass the message along. Rosemary then returns Mitchell to where she pulled him out from.

Jordynne Grace beats Savannah Evans.



We see a video package for Joe Doering for Against All Odds.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Josh Alexander. Josh says winning the Impact World title means everything to end, as his history with Impact started as a fan. As for the post-match attack at Slammiversary, it would not surprise him if Eric Young wanted it. He also admits that nobody has heard from Eric Young since Slammiversary, so anything could happen. As for Joe Doering, he considers Doering his toughest challenge in Impact Wrestling and he must be completely focused. Alexander then wonders if Eric Young will show up again.

The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beat Honor No More (PCO and Vincent). After the match, Honor No More (Eddie Edwards, Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, PCO, Vincent) gang up on and attack The Good Brothers and "The Cowboy" James Storm, then "Wildcat Chris Harris shows up to protect Storm. Honor No More tells Harris to go home, then Heath shows up. Heath hands Chris Harris a pipe, and Honor No More rushes at them only for Heath and Harris to put their new weapons to good use. Heath his Eddie with a Wake-Up Call, then The Good Brothers even the numbers game. Matt Taven ends up being surrounded, and when he tries to leave the ring, he gets a Last Call Superkick from Storm.



Backstage, The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson), "Cowboy" James Storm, "Wildcat" Chris Harris and Heath celebrate making Honor No More (Eddie Edwards, Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, PCO, Vincent) retreat earlier tonight. Doc Gallows says they have been two men short, but not anymore. Heath says Honor No More has been a thorn in his side, then Harris says he is the fifth man and that he has rebuilt for this moment, even when everyone has been telling him to go home to his family. He also says he cannot move on unless he finishes this. Strom says they came in together and they will go out together.

"Inevitable" Ace Austin beats Alex Zayne following interference by Chris Bey.



Chris Sabin beats Frankie Kazarian.



Thursday, May 19, 2022

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for May 19, 2022



Crazzy Steve beats "Outlandish" Zicky Dice in the BTI match with a top rope DDT after biting Zicky Dice's forehead.

"Speedball" Mike Bailey beats Laredo Kid following a series of pinfall attempts to qualify for the Ultimate X Match for the Impact X Division Championship.

We hear from "Inevitable" Ace Austin, who congratulates Speedball on qualifying for the X Division Championship Match, then tells him that he had the chance to stand on the right side of history and blew it. He says that he is the only one who writes history here, and while he is here, Speedball will only be second place. Meanwhile, he is in Japan for the Best of the Super Juniors, but he is paying attention to what is happening in Impact. Ace says that after a successful tour of Japan, he will come back and win the Ultimate X match.

We hear from Matt Cardona and Chelsea Green on the beach in The Maldives. Matt Cardona says they are on their honeymoon, as he laughs about living in Rich Swann's head rent-free before declaring him unworthy of a Digital Media title shot, and Chelsea says she will be watching the rest of the Knockouts duke it out in tonight's six-Knockout tag team match as she soon becomes a two-time Knockouts Champion.

Jordynne Grace, Taya Valkyrie and Mia Yim beat "The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo, Tasha Steelz and Savannah Evans in a six-Knockouts tag team match.



It's time for Locker Room Talk. Johnny Swinger shows up with Zicky Dice on the cart from last week's gauntlet match and invites Madison Rayne to Swinger's Dungeon, then Havok and Rosemary show up. Rosemary and Havok remind Madison and Tenille Dashwood that they have yet to beat them, but Tenille Dashwood reminds them that they lost. After Zicky Dice confuses Havok for someone else and gets shoved into Swinger, Havoc and Rosemary teleport out. Swinger and Zicky leave, then the segment ends.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Chris Sabin. Sabin says he was this close to challenging "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander, but it did not happen. He then throws out a challenge against one of his earliest rivals in a "battle of the futures" and says the future is now. He then challenges Frankie Kazarian to a match next week.

The Impact Plus Flashback Moment of the Week is a match between Chris Sabin and Frankie Kazarian from June 25, 2003.

We hear from Eric Young, who talks about how he got into wrestling by watching Ricky Steamboat vs. Randy Savage at WrestleMania 3, his time in TNA and Impact as well as his brief run in WWE before stating that what you see now is "the real Eric Young" and what he was meant to be.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander. He says that while he does not respect everything Eric Young says, he does recognize what Eric Young has done. He then asks who will usher in the next twenty years: him or Eric Young. Alexander then tells Eric Young he will have to bring the fight of his life if he wants to take the World title from him at Slammiversary.

Maria Kanellis-Bennett guests on commentary for the next match.

The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beat Honor No More (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) when Maria Kanellis-Bennett's distraction backfires and Bennett inadvertently hits Maria with a Spear meant for Anderson.

We hear from Sami Callihan, who says that he respects Moose for breaking his leg, as he would have done the same thing to him. He then says he is angry about the time Moose took from him and the isolation that followed. In that time, he has thought about what he could do to Moose, then says he will make his life a living hell every time he steps into the arena.

Masha Slamovich quickly beats Shawna Reed. After the match, Havok shows up and has a staredown with Masha Slamovich.

Backstage, we hear from Raj Singh and Shera. Raj Singh says that Bhupinder Gujjar is being selfish, and that the bulls-eye is on his back and that they are coming for him. Gujjar shows up and says that they can settle things in the ring. Raj Singh calls this challenge laughable and disrespectful and that Shera can tear him apart, then W. Morrissey shows up. Raj Singh says Gujjar has a big friend, but he has a lion. Shera then says "Next week," before he and Raj Singh leave. Gujjar says he wants to do this on his own, but W. Morrissey says there is no shame in accepting help when it is offered. Gujjar says "Let's do it," then he and Morrissey shake hands.

The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe) retain Violent By Design (). After the match, Eric Young, Deaner and Doering attack The Briscoes, then Josh Alexander shows up and fends Deaner and Doering off before staring down Eric Young in the middle of the ring. Deaner attacks Alexander from behind, then The Briscoes get back in the ring to even the odds and clean house to end the show.



Thursday, March 24, 2022

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for March 24, 2022



Shera - now accompanied by Raj Singh - beats Crazzy Steve in the BTI match.

"The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander heads to the ring to start tonight's show. Alexander says that he thought he knew everything that Moose was capable of, but even he did not think that Moose would do what he did last week. He says that Moose crossed a line intimidating his family and there is no going back. Alexander says Moose has pushed him over the edge, and while he is more motivated than ever to kick his ass, he feels pain, and now he will make sure that Moose feels disappointment when he takes the Impact World Championship from him. He says that since Moose has no problem entering his home, Impact Wrestling is his home, and he dares Moose to get in the ring as he has left the door open. Moose shows up and tells Alexander he has failed to protect his family, and at Rebellion, he will fail to get his hands on the Impact World Championship. He tells Alexander he should be grateful he is a great human being, as he could take another trip to his home and show his son what a real role model is. After Moose says he will not fail his son like he did, Josh Alexander runs at Moose and beats Moose up, taking their brawl to the back. The brawl ends when other members of the locker room try to hold both men back when Alexander tries to toss Moose over a balcony.



Backstage, Scott D'Amore tries to reason with "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander. Alexander says that his emotions will be in check when Moose stays away from his family.

"Speedball" Mike Bailey beats Willie Mack and Laredo Kid in a Triple Threat Match to qualify for the X Division Championship match at Rebellion.



Backstage, we hear from Bullet Club ("Switchblade" Jay White, Chris Bey, "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson, "The Big LG" Doc Gallows). Jay White says the officials have it out for them, and that The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) did not win last week and they cannot beat them. He says that next week, they will right that wrong in a rematch and prove the Machine Guns cannot beat them. Karl Anderson says that is good, but it does not feel right not being tag team champions and that they plan to take the tag team titles back. Chris Bey says they have The Good Brothers' ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) backs, and Doc Gallows says that he and Anderson are coming for the tag team titles.

Backstage, Raj Singh says that Bhupinder Gujjar had his chance to have him show him the ropes, but he lost it. Shera says that he is back.

Steve Maclin beats Heath after countering the Wake-Up Call and using the ropes for leverage after tricking the referee into believing that Rhino pushed the ring steps into his knee. After the match, Rhino gets back in the ring and hits Maclin with a Gore.

It's time for All About Me. Tonight's host is Kaleb with a K. Tennille Dashwood wants to know where Kaleb's loyalties lie, but Kaleb runs off saying that his neck is hurting. He then runs into Madison Rayne, who is hosting Locker Room Talk. Tennille Dashwood makes sure that Kaleb answers the question when Madison asks, but when Madison wants to put Kaleb in a lie detector test, Kaleb runs away again.

We see a video package for Tomohiro Ishii.

We hear from JONAH, who says that his dream match with Tomohiro Ishii will not be a dream for Ishii and that it will be as real as when he exposed PCO as human. He also says that if PCO steps up to him again, he will break his neck a second time. He tells Ishii that he is no myth and that at Rebellion, he will be his own personal kaiju.

Violent By Design (Eric Young and Joe Doering) retain the Impact World Tag Team Championships against The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) after Matt Taven and Mike Bennett get in the ring behind the referee's back and hit Anderson with a low blow.



Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Tasha Steelz and Savannah Evans. Tasha says that Mickie James and Chelsea Green's friendship has nothing to do with her championship reign, but if Chelsea will not be at ringside, then Savannah will be taking a break tonight.

Eddie Edwards beats Rocky Romero with a stack-up pin. After the match, Eddie offers to shake Rocky's hand, then kicks him in the face. Jonathan Gresham shows up and fights Eddie Edwards, forcing Eddie to retreat. Rocky Romero then shoves Jonathan Gresham, but Jonathan Gresham extends his hand. Rocky and Jonathan shake hands.



At Swinger's Dungeon, Zicky Dice shows up and gives Johnny Swinger some money, then Swinger offers to be in his corner in the ring next week for the "Chump Chump Challenge" to see how good Zicky Dice is.

Tasha Steelz retains the Impact World Knockouts Championship against Mickie James in a Philadelphia Street Fight after Chelsea Green shows up and sits in a chair near Mickie James instead of getting physically involved in the match. After the match, Chelsea tells Mickie that Mickie need her, but she didn't need Mickie. Mickie slaps Chelsea, and both of them brawl. Suddenly, Matt Cardona shows up and hits Mickie with Radio Silence. Cardona then holds Mickie down so that Chelsea can clothesline Mickie with her cast before Cardona and Chelsea make out to end the show, cementing Chelsea's heel turn as Chelsea reveals that her arm is not even hurt.



Thursday, November 4, 2021

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for November 4, 2021



Rich Swann, Willie Mack and Sam Beale beat Brian Myers, VSK and "Outlandish" Zicky Dice in the pre-show match after Sam Beale hits Brian Myers with the Roster Cut.

Laredo Kid beats Rohit Raju, Black Taurus and Steve Maclin in a four-way X Division Championship #1 Contender's Match after Rohit Raju lets go of a pinfall to knock Maclin out of the ring only to be rolled up by Laredo Kid for the win. After the match, Trey Miguel shows up and shakes Laredo Kid's hand only for both of them to get tackled by Steve Maclin. Trey and Laredo Kid then team up and overpower Maclin.



Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Madison Rayne and Kaleb with a K. Madison Rayne says she and Mickie Rayne have stood across from each other in numerous circumstances, and while things have changed, one things remains the same: when they square off for the Knockouts Championship, she usually wins. Kaleb says that after Mickie loses the championship, he will get the clapback for when she hit him last week. On the subject of Locker Room Talk getting in her way of preparing for tonight, Madison is unconcerned.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews "Inevitable" Ace Austin and Madman Fulton. Ace Austin talks about how he defeated Chris Sabin last week and that his win should be celebrated, then reveals a shirt saying "I Beat Chris Sabin" before saying that Sabin is in trouble tonight. Madman Fulton says that he hopes Sabin has done everything he could to recover from last week, because tonight, he will tear him apart.

Violent By Design (Eric Young, Joe Doering, Deaner) head to the ring. Eric Young says that Rhino had a decision to make and that he made the wrong decision, and that Rhino learned like everyone else that with choices come repercussions when and that when one is Violent By Design, they are Violent By Design forever. He says he has not gotten his hands dirty in six months, and that it is time to return to the fold and get his hands dirty by building a monument of violence that humanity will live in the shadow of for generations. Eric Young says that monument starts tonight with the first brick being laid right here, right now. Suddenly, a young tan man with sunglasses and a ponytail gets in the ring. This man is Jay Vidal from Las Vegas, Nevada. Eric Young asks if this is his first time on television and if he is excited, to which Jay says "yes" on both counts. Eric then says that Jay has "the disease" and that he has the cure for that.

Eric Young beats Jay Vidal.



Backstage, The IInspiration (Jessica McKay and Cassie Lee) show up on the set for Locker Room Talk to find the set empty. Suddenly, Decay (Rosemary, Crazzy Steve, Black Taurus, Havok) make their presence known, and they try to leave only to run into Rosemary and Havok. They eventually get out of the room, and the words "TURNING POINT" are seen written on a mirror.

In footage from during the break, Gia Miller interviews The IInspiration (Jessica McKay and Cassie Lee), who find out that they should stay out of the dark corners of the building to avoid Kimber Lee and Brandi Lauren.

The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) vs. FinJuice (Juice Robinson and David Finlay) ends with Bullet Club (Chris Bey, Hikuleo, El Phantasmo) running into the ring, attacking both teams and hitting everyone in the match in the groin.



Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Johnny Swinger, who is selling things to buy his own casino on Las Vegas. John E. Bravo and Hernandez see what is going on, and Hernandez tells Swinger that he can help him against The Demon.

Backstage, we hear from FinJuice (Juice Robinson and David Finlay) says that The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) were going to lose to them before Bullet Club (Chris Bey, Hikuleo, El Phantasmo) interfered. Scott D'Amore shows up and says they deserve to get their hands on Bullet Club, and next week, both teams will be in a match. He also says that the winner will get a shot at the Impact World Tag Team Championships and that there will be a winner.

Mickie James retains the Impact Knockouts Championship against Madison Rayne after taking Kaleb with a K out of the equation. After the match, Mercedes Martinez shows up and congratulates Mickie James for retaining and says she has respect for her, as every time people put Mickie down, she levels up and does it like nobody has ever done before. She then says she is not here to praise her, and tells Mickie that if she is looking for challengers, her next challenger is standing in front of her, and after winning the Knockouts Knockdown tournament, she will see Mickie at Turning Point.



Backstage, The IInspiration (Jessica McKay and Cassie Lee) run across Kimber Lee and Brandi Lauren. They ask Kimber and Brandi if they want to face Rosemary and Havok on their behalf, and Kimber and Brandi seem to accept.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander, Matt Cardona and Eddie Edwards. Alexander says they all the same thing, albeit for different reasons. He says that while Minoru Suzuki hits hard and W. Morrissey is big and strong, his focus in on Moose. Eddie Edwards stops Alexander before he can go off and says that he knows where Alexander is coming from after what Moose has done to him. Cardona says they all want the same thing, and that they should focus and kick some ass. Alexander says they are all on the same page, then says "Whatever happens next, happens next."

Chris Sabin beats Madman Fulton with a Tornado DDT into a small package, then runs out of the ring after the match.

Moose, W. Morrissey and Minoru Suzuki beat "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander, Matt Cardona and Eddie Edwards.



Thursday, August 26, 2021

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for August 26, 2021



Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Jake Something, who says that he came so close to becoming X Division Champion and that "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander knew it. He says that this is only a setback and that this has only just begun, then John Skyler shows up and tells him to go to the back of the line before asking why Impact is "wasting time on a loser like Jake Something" while he won in his debut. Jake tells Skyler he got lucky, then challenges him to a match so they can see if he gets lucky again.

Steve Maclin takes the microphone, but is booed and told he sucks by the crowd briefly. Maclin says what really sucks is that he has asked for competition only to be given "The Canadian Destroyer" Petey Williams, and that ever since he showed up in Impact. Suddenly, TJP shows up and answers Steve Maclin's open challenge.

Steve Maclin beats TJP by disqualification in the BTI match. During the match, Maclin grabs TJP's walis and tries to use it as a weapon, but the referee takes it away from him. Maclin grabs a steel chair as the referee is distracted, but "The Canadian Destroyer" Petey Williams shows up and hits Maclin with a Canadian Destroyer. The referee sees this and calls for the disqualification, and TJP is not happy with Petey for getting involved, even as Petey explains to TJP what happened.

Chris Sabin beats Sami Callihan with the Cradle Shock after nearly winning with an O'Connor Roll. After the match, Moose runs into the ring and tosses Sabin out of the ring before hitting Sami with a Spear. Moose then grabs a chair and metal baseball bat from underneath the ring, then places the open chair on Sami. As Moose is about to swing, Eddie Edwards shows up with Kenny the Kendo Stick and attacks Moose, forcing him to retreat. Sami Callihan is less than appreciative about the help.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Taylor Wilde, who has requested a 3-on-1 match against The Influence (Tenille Dashwood, Kaleb with a K, Madison Rayne). She says she had no idea Emergence would be a 3-on-1 match, and shows how unimpressed she is with them as she proclaims she will take them all on at once.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Eddie Edwards, but Sami Callihan interrupts Eddie. Eddie says Sami helped him once, and that he helped him. He then says that Sami does not help to him and that they are done.

Mickie James heads to the ring. Mickie says that NWA is two nights away from making "her-story," when wrestling returns to the Chase Park Plaza Hotel in St. Louis, Missouri with NWA Empowerrr, which she says will be the greatest wrestling show anyone has ever seen. She thanks the fans of the Impact Zone for putting Deonna Purrazzo and the Impact Knockouts Championship on the map before Deonna goes one-on-one with Melina, which Mickie says will be a great match. We then see a video package for Melina vs. Deonna Purrazzo at NWA Empowerrr, then Deonna shows up with Matthew Rehwoldt. Deonna asks Mickie James how it feels to have her spotlight stolen from here, then gets serious and says she knows Mickie is creating buzz for NWA Empowerrr, the history it will make and what she will be a part of. She then says that Mickie James is being dishonest with herself by thinking her match with Melina will be competitive, saying that nobody likes to see a movie when they already know the ending and that Mickie conveniently left out her beating Melina at Emergence. Mickie then says she say Rehwoldt beating Melina, not Deonna, then says the difference between Emergence and Empowerrr is that Rehwoldt will not be there before asking Deonna how confident she is about being in the ring with Melina. Deonna says that everyone will see Saturday, then says nobody has to wait until Saturday to see her kick Mickie's ass. Deonna attacks Mickie, then Trey Miguel enters the ring and brawls with Rehwoldt. Mickie fights back, but as Deonna attacks again, Melina runs into the ring and makes quick work of Melina.



Backstage, Brian Myers tries to teach Sam Beale how to look professional, which leads to Beale wearing a crop top and a sleeve as a headband while Beale notes that Myers is trying to avoid talking about losing a world title match.

Chris Bey beats David Finlay after using the ropes for leverage.



We hear from Rich Swann and Willie Mack. Swann says Emergence was not their night, but they were not the ones who were pinned. Swann then challenges The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) to a match against them to prove they are still the best.

Bound For Glory is live on pay-per-view from Las Vegas, Nevada on October 23rd!

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander. He says his match at Emergence was "as advertised," and while Jake Something was good, he is still champion. He then announces an open challenge for any ex-X Division Champions who want to try him next week.

Christian Cage heads to the ring. He says that Emergence has come and gone and that he has beaten Brian Myers like he said he would, then says there is a target on his chest at all times and that the new #1 contender is "Inevitable" Ace Austin. Christian then says that Ace Austin will not beat him for the Impact World Championship, then Tommy Dreamer shows up. Dreamer says that for the longest time, he was against the Kenny Omega-Don Callis relationship and did things that compromised his integrity, but at the same time, he did it for everyone in the back. He then says that if there is one person who does it for the business, it is Christian Cage, and that for seven years, Christian Cage went elsewhere and left Impact without a proper goodbye. Dreamer says that Christian has found the fountain of youth and has done well since being in Impact Wrestling, saying he has done it for the business and the fans before thanking Christian for everything he has done and for representing Impact like a true champion. Dreamer then says that he has not earned it, but one day, he would like to wrestle Christian one more time, and until then, he will outwork everyone like Christian has. Suddenly, Ace Austin and Madman Fulton show up. Ace Austin says he knows that Christian knows him through his reputation that precedes him, then properly introduces himself before stating that he will make the history he was always meant to make at Victory Road when he becomes a world champ at 24. He then says he is a credible threat - unlike Dreamer, whom he says will never win the world title again - and says that while Christian has been travelling the world, Christian's schedule and luggage will get lighter when he meets "the inevitable." Christian Cage tells Ace Austin to set his goals high, then says he will be the guy, but never the man, as long as he is around. After Christian mocks Austin for his height, Fulton and Austin strike only for Christian and Dreamer to clean house.



We hear from Violent By Design (Eric Young, Joe Doering, Deaner, Rhino) . Eric Young says that weakness can teach things, even if it a direct symptom of the sickness. He blames Rhino for the loss of the tag team titles and the rematch, and says he cannot allow Rhino to drag them down any further. He says that Rhino is in the wrong and knows what must be done, and that the only treatment for the sickness is violence. He then says that they will wash Impact in the holy waters of change.

Backstage, "Inevitable" Ace Austin meets with Scott D'Amore, saying he wants Tommy Dreamer next week. D'Amore makes the match official, then says to get something, he must give something, and if Dreamer wins, Dreamer will be in the world title match at Victory Road.

The Influence (Tenille Dashwood, Kaleb with a K, Madison Rayne) beats Taylor Wilde in a 3-on-1 handicap match after Tenille hits Taylor with the Spotlight Kick as she has Madison Rayne rolled up. After the match, The Influence continues to attack Taylor Wilde until Rachael Ellering and Jordynne Grace charge the ring, forcing The Influence to retreat.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Brandi Lauren, who says that Deonna Purrazzo has her work cut out for her when Su Yung and Kimber Lee show up. Gia Miller gets away, but Brandi Lauren becomes Su Yung and Kimber's next victim.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews TJP, who says that his match on BTI did not end the way it wanted. He says that Fallah Bahh is his partner, not Petey Williams, but Petey shows up and wants to know what is going on. TJP reminds Petey that they are not "a full-time thing," but TJP says he will not thank him for something he did not ask for. Petey says that they will stay out of each other's way. TJP agrees to this.

The Impact Plus Flashback Moment of the Week is Monty Brown vs. Christian Cage for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship at Destination X 2006.

We hear from Matt Cardona and Chelsea Green. Cardona says that it should be over between him and Rohit Raju, and says that he will beat Shera and Rohit before Chelsea says that Cardona is not alone at Impact and has no problems hitting a man. Chelsea then proposes a tag team match between the teams of her and Cardona and the team of Rohit and Shera, and when Cardona asks her if she is up to it, Chelsea says she is always ready.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Tasha Steelz and Savannah Evans. Tasha blames Fallah Bahh for their loss at Emergence, and cost them their only opportunity to be Knockouts Tag Team Champions. Fallah and No Way show up, and after Fallah asks how they can make up for it, Tasha says there will be no making up. Fallah offers to take out take out Crazzy Steve and Black Taurus while she and Savannah focus on the Knockouts tag titles. Tasha simply says "We'll see."

Rich Swann and Willie Mack beat The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) after Gallows knocks Willie Mack off the apron only for Swann to pin Anderson with a schoolkid pin. After the match, The Good Brothers attack Rich Swann. Willie Mack makes the save as they go for the Magic Killer, but the numbers game takes over. Gallows then sets up a chair in the corner before he and Anderson throw Swann into it and hit Willie Mack with the Magic Killer. The Good Brothers then run Swann into a chair again, this time at ringside, before producing a table from underneath the ring. Willie Mack then gets powerbombed through the table.



Wednesday, August 11, 2021

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for August 11, 2021

In memory of Bobby Eaton, 1958 - 2021.

We hear from MJF and Wardlow, who mocks Chris Jericho for passing labour after labour, saying it makes for great television, and says that Jericho will be stopped at arm's length from the finish line tonight by Wardlow. MJF says that if Jericho somehow gets his rematch with him after all the blood, sweat and tears he has went through. Wardlow says he will beat Jericho, then MJF puts his apple in Wardlow's hand and tells him to get the job done tonight.

Don Callis guests on commentary for the next match.

The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson) beat Dante Martin and The Sydal Brothers (Matt and Mike Sydal) in a six-man tag team match. After the match, Don Callis tells the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania crowd that they have never seen a winning team like The Elite before and that is great to be out here with them when Christian Cage shows up. Don Callis calls Christian "the Stanford stooge" and says there are 10 of The Elite and one of him, then Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) shows up. After the commercial break, Don Callis mentions Christian Cage's world title shot at All Out, then says that Christian is "a hell of a wrestler" and has one of the best finishes in wrestling, which Kenny Omega cannot wait to kick out of. Callis says that Christian will get the five-star match he has always wanted in three weeks, then says that Kenny Omega will not wrestle Christian in Pittsburgh. Christian Cage calls Don Callis a "carny piece of shit" and a "carny jackoff" and says that while the World title match is locked in, Kenny has more than one World title, and that following talks with Scott D'Amore and Impact Wrestling management, Kenny will wrestle him in Pittsburgh on Friday on Rampage for the Impact World Championship. Jungle Boy then says that he also talked to Tony Khan, and that next week, they will face The Young Bucks for the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Kenny Omega is absolutely livid as The Elite leave.





We see a promo where Malakai Black speaks in Dutch before saying that he is not really the bad guy here, as he has made good on what he has promised before stating that he who tells the truth is labelled a fool. He says that Cody Rhodes has one foot in the grave and asks Cody where he wants to plant the other one, then says that he will make the rest of the locker room so desolate that all they will be able to talk to is shadows and realize they have been arguing with God.



We see a trailer for "Rhodes to the Top," which premieres September 29th on TNT.

We hear from Miro, who says he is a humble man who wants to serve his vengeful god. He says that he forgave Lee Johnson after beating him, then says that anyone who says they will die for AEW should prove it against him. He then says that Fuego del Sol will get a contract if he can beat him on Friday, and says that this will not happen.

Darby Allin beats Daniel Garcia. After the match, Sting and Darby Allin brawl with 2.0 (Jeff Parker and Matt Lee) on the entrance ramp and come out on top.



Backstage, Death Triangle (PAC, Penta el Zero Miedo, Rey Fenix) - who are now united again - talk about what Andrade el Idolo are trying to do to them. PAC tells Rey Fenix and Fenix to let him take care of Andrade while they focus on the tag team titles, as they deserve gold. PAC then tells Andrade that they do not know him and do not know why he is so obsessed with them, then says this stops now and that Andrade can have a go if he has a problem with it, for he is easy to find.



The Hardy Family Office (Matt Hardy, Marq Quen, Isiah Kassidy) beat Best Friends (Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor, Wheeler Yuta) following distractions from other members of The Hardy Family Office at ringside and the interference from Nyla Rose - who attacks Kris Statlander before their match - during the match.



Backstage, Dasha Gonzalez interviews Andrade el Idolo. He and Chavo Guerrero tell PAC that he is ungrateful after all they have done for him, and Andrade tells PAC to be careful what he wishes for. Chavo tells Andrade to show PAC who is boss at All Out. Andrade says he is the boss, and Chavo says they both know Andrade is the boss and that PAC will find out at All Out.

We see a video package chronicling the feud between Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz) and FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler). Proud 'n Powerful want a rematch, stating that FTR pack it up and go home at the first sign of trouble and that the second time around will be different as they tell FTR to bring their A-game.

Kris Statlander beats "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose.



We hear from The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and Brandon Cutler. Matt Jackson brag about their win tonight and state that they have dominated and proven themselves the best of all time for the past year. As Nick Jackson goes for a lay-up with the basketball in his hands into a nearby basketball hoop, Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) shows up and commits flagrant fowls on The Young Bucks.



We see a video package for Red Velvet vs. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. for the AEW Women's World Championship this Friday on Rampage.

Tony Schiavone interviews Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. in the ring. Britt says she cannot comment on Red Velvet's rise, because she cannot relate due to being the best in the women's division and "the baddest bitch on the block." She then says that she can relate to Red Velvet's fearlessness, as she was not afraid to step up when AEW and the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania needed a new Women's World Champion, saying she presents hope to the city after a difficult year. She then says Red Velvet would have a glimmer of hope if she were wrestling here in any other city besides "Brittsburgh," then says that she will drag her into the deep end as she swims with sharks when they square off in the main event of this week's Rampage. Afterwards, Red Velvet rushes into the ring and attacks Britt Baker, and referees quickly move into place to stop the brouhaha.



We see a video package for "Absolute" Ricky Starks vs. "The Machine" Brian Cage next week on Dynamite.

Scott D'Amore guests on commentary for the next match.

The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) retain the Impact World Tag Team Championships against The Dark Order (Evil Uno and Stu Grayson) after Gallows throws one of the tag team titles into the ring, distracting the referee and allowing The Good Brothers to take out Evil Uno and hit the Magic Killer on Stu Grayson for the win.



We hear from NWA Women's World Champion Kamille, who says that Leyla Hirsch will not sweep her off of her feet at NWA Empowerrr when the whole world watches her beat Hirsch.

Tony Schiavone interviews QT Marshall and Aaron Solow in the ring. Schiavone says he should be apologizing to him after the disrespect from the last few weeks, then says he will apologize to him not for the shake on his head, but for what they will do to his son Chris. Nick Comoroto drags Chris Schiavone into the ring, and Solow and Marshall attack Chris as Comoroto holds Tony down. When Tony is forced to apologize, he calls Marshall a son of a bitch, which causes Marshall to hit Chris in the gut. Suddenly, Paul Wight shows up. Marshall throws Solow at Wight, who grabs Solow by the throat and choke slams him while Marshall and Comoroto retreat.



Chris Jericho beats Wardlow in the Fourth Labour of Jericho after MJF gets ejected from the match by referee Abrey Edwards for trying to hand Wardlow the Dynamite Diamond Ring to use as a weapon, allowing Jericho to hit Wardlow with Floyd the baseball bat followed by the Judas Effect for the win. After the match, Jericho is attacked from behind by Shawn Spears, much to MJF's delight, but he is stopped by Sammy Guevara. Wardlow tosses Guevara off Spears, then MJF grabs Jericho and puts his injured arm in the Salt of the Earth. Suddenly, Jake Hager runs into the list and chases MJF, Wardlow and Spears out of the ring. An angry MJF tells Jericho that for their rematch next week, the stipulation is that Jericho cannot use the Judas Effect or come out to "Judas" by Fozzy. Also, MJF announces that if Jericho hits him with the Judas Effect, he will automatically win. He then tells Jericho that he has met his match as well as his successor in Maxwell Jacob Friedman.



Thursday, July 29, 2021

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for July 29, 2021



Steve Maclin vs. Trey Miguel ends in a double count-out on the pre-show. After the match, Maclin continues to attack Trey Miguel, then pulls a chair from under the ring. Beofre he can hit Trey Miguel with it, "The Canadian Destroyer" Petey Williams shows up and takes it away, and referees and security have to keep both men apart.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Scott D'Amore, who mentions that there are always unbelievable things going on. As he talks about being behind closed doors all day, Tommy Dreamer shows up and says there is no #1 contender for the Impact World Championship. D'Amore has Tommy Dreamer take care of finding a new #1 contender.

The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beat Chris Bey and "Switchblade" Jay White.



We hear from Fire 'n Flava (Kiera Hogan and Tasha Steelz). Kiera Hogan says they will get our titles back and that everything will be just fine. Suddenly, she is interrupted by Fallah Bahh, who asks Tasha Steelz - not Kiera - to go to Homecoming with him. Tasha accepts, but reminds him this is a tournament, not a dance.

Taylor Wilde beats Kaleb with a K.



Backstage, Chris Bey and "Switchblade" Jay White are not happy about their loss. Bey takes responsibility, but White interrupts him after he says he is in the Bullet Club, saying he is not in Bullet Club. White says that he is a fan of redemption, and has Chris Bey follow him so they can come up with something Bey can do to redeem himself.

We hear from "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander, who says that he will be the face of the X Division and that he needs competition. Scott D'Amore shows up and says that he will have an X Division Championship match with Black Taurus at Homecoming.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Deonna Purrazzo, who says that she can handle her already busy schedule and that she has been training with Invicta FC Atomweight Champion Alesha Zappitella. Zappitella says that Purrazzo is a force to be reckoned with and that opponents will be running scared. Purrazzo then addresses Homecoming, saying she will be there and that she will have a partner, whom she refuses to divulge at this time.

Fallah Bahh, No Way and FinJuice (Juice Robinson and David Finlay) beat "Inevitable" Ace Austin, Madman Fulton, Rohit Raju and Shera in an eight-man tag match.



Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Don Callis, who brings out Kenny Omega. Both Omega and Callis agree that everything is going great, then Tommy Dreamer shows up. Dreamer says that in two weeks, there will be a #1 contender's battle royal where the winner will face Omega for the Impact World Championship at Emergence. Callis and Omega are not happy about this turn of events, and they head to the ring to give a piece of their minds.

We see another vignette for "The Drama King," this one involving drama masks.

Backstage, FinJuice (Juice Robinson and David Finlay) are attacked by Chris Bey and "Switchblade" Jay White as they talk about taking back the Impact World Tag Team Championships. Jay White then tells David Finlay that he will never beat him again.

Don Callis, The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) and Kenny Omega head to the ring. Callis and Omega agree that real men and women don't quit, they get fired, then Callis says everything has been going pretty great after the events of Slammiversary. Callis also congratulates The Good Brothers on their victory tonight, and says that after delivering some of the best buyrates, Omega should be given some respect, but instead, he has to defend the Impact World title at Emergence. He mentions the #1 contender's battle royal for the Impact World title, then says that Tommy Dreamer will not work Omega to the bone. Suddenly, Sami Callihan shows up. Callihan says he will jump off a cliff if he has to listen to Callis and Omega again, then says they are "a bunch of bitches" and says Omega should be lucky he did not beat him to death at Slammiversary. He says that Slammiversary was just the beginning and that he is not done, and that he will win the battle royal to give Omega another date with the Death Machine. He then says that two weeks is too long to wait, and says that thanks to Scott D'Amore, he has a six-man tag match against Omega and The Good Brothers next week. Callihan then Omega to watch his back, for he can strike from anywhere, including right here. As Callis dares him to get in the ring, Omega and company are attacked from behind by Frankie Kazarian, who has not been seen in Impact in years. Backstage, Sami Callihan and Frankie Kazarian are met by Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer thanks Callihan for being a man of his word, and says that the world will get to know the Kazarian he has known for years. Kazarian asks Dreamer to join them as their third man, but Dreamer says this is not his fight and that he has someone better. He whispers that person's name to Callihan, who says he will not buy into it, but Kazarian is confident Dreamer can make it happen.



We hear from Su Yung, who says that someone's time has come while another woman who looks like an undead bride - who is actually Kimber Lee in face paint - says "My time has come."

We hear from Brian Myers and Sam Beale. He says that he will have to get into Tommy Dreamer's head, and says that Raven has given him a great idea. He says that he will be teaming with Beulah McGillicutty, but does not have her number, especially after Sam Beale's attempt to find it comes up empty. He then calls Francine, who takes offense to not being Myers' first choice despite all the support he has given her before saying Myers is not even in her league. She then asks how Myers even got her number before hanging up on her.

Rich Swann and Willie Mack beats Violent By Design (Deaner and Rhino).



At Swinger's Palace, Chelsea Green and Matt Cardona wants to know who is favored for Homecoming. Alisha mentions that not all the teams are known, and that there is room for a Swinger's Palace team. "The Canadian Destroyer" Petey Williams and Jordynne Grace show up in chainmail headwear to give some Steiner Math, then W. Morrissey - who is unimpressed with Swinger's Palace - tells Alisha that after Homecoming, Eddie Edwards will not be coming home to her safe and sound ever again. Chelsea Green tells Matt Cardona that next time, she picks where they go on a date.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Eddie Edwards, who says that W. Morrissey has made it known that nobody cares for him and that he has nobody to care for, and that he came to Impact to rethink his career. He says that he has had it worse and that he had Morrissey beat in the parking lot, and that he will take whatever Morrissey has in their hardcore match at Homecoming. Suddenly, Tommy Dreamer shows up and asks Eddie Edwards to tag with Frankie Kazarian and Sami Callihan against The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) and Kenny Omega. Tommy Dreamer talks about a time where he had to face his best friend to take the world title home and that he would not put Eddie in a situation he would not put himself in, and says that if Callihan turns on him, he will be the first person to beat him up. Eddie, telling Dreamer that he trusts him with his life, agrees to tag with Callihan and Kazarian.

Moose beats Chris Sabin. After the match, Moose tosses Sabin out of the ring, but Sabin recovers, hits a top rope cross body, and punches Moose a few times. As Moose heads to the ramp, Sabin hits him with a tope suicida. Security steps in to keep both men separated.



Thursday, July 1, 2021

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for July 1, 2021



Deonna Purrazzo beats Kimber Lee with the Venus de Milo in the pre-show match.





Before the next match, W. Morrisey shows up on the video screen when Eddie Edwards does not show up to the ring, saying that Eddie won't be able to make it because he jumped him in the parking lot. He then says that Kojima is alone in the ring just like everyone else in this world, then Brian Myers and Sam Beale show up. Myers tells Kojima he does not have a match and tells him to beat it, and says that while he would have Sam Beale learn something from Kojima, he is around him all the time. Myers says there is nothing to learn from Kojima and tells him to leave before addressing Jake Something, then Kojima attacks Myers. As Kojima is outnumbered, Jake Something runs into the ring and evens the odds. Sam Beale and Brian Myers try to leave, but referee Brandon Tolle stops them and says they have a tag team match against Kojima and Jake right now as per Scott D'Amore. They try to leave again, but Kojima and Jake get them in the ring.



Satoshi Kojima and Jake Something beat Brian Myers and Sam Beale.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Scott D'Amore, who says that it has been an interesting couple of weeks, and while it is still chaotic, he has a phone call to be on. Suddenly, he sees a tarot card in his hand. Havok and Rosemary teleport in, and Rosemary says it would be nice to be representatives of the Knockouts division as tag team champions. Scott says he will take it under consideration, but tells them not to teleport next time.

Rachael Ellering beats Tenille Dashwood despite the interference attempt from Kaleb with a K. After the match, Tenille attacks Rachael, and Jazz has to jump in to even the odds. When Jazz gets outnumbered. Jordynne Grace shows up and overpowers Kaleb and Tenille. Afterwards, Jordynne hugs it out with Rachael.



Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Chris Bey when Rohit Raju, Shera, "Inevitable" Ace Austin and Madman Fulton show up. Chris Bey says he is staying neutral, but Ace says they are not here to recruit him, but to thank him for doing his own thing. Rohit Raju says this puts the numbers game in their favor, and Ace tells Chris Bey that there will not be a problem if he does not stand in his way at Slammiversary.

TJP and Fallah Bahh vs. Rich Swann and Willie Mack ends with Violent by Design (Eric Young, Joe Doering, Deaner, Rhino) attacking both teams.



Backstage, Kiera Hogan wants to now how Rosemary and Havok can get a Knockouts tag team title shot by asking for it while she and Tasha Steelz had to work from the bottom to the top. Tasha says they have beaten Rosemary and Havok when they had different partners and that this will be no different, then they confront Scott D'Amore. Scott D'Amore tells them they have a good point, and puts Rosemary and Havok in a #1 contender's tag team match to see if Rosemary and Havok are worthy of a tag team title shot, much to Tasha and Kiera's dismay.

Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Tommy Dreamer, Chris Sabin, Sami Callihan and Moose. Tommy Dreamer says that despite their differences, they must work together to get the job done. Chris Sabin says he is on the team for Dreamer and will put the team first, and admits that while he can tolerate Callihan, he hates Moose and wants him to be a team player. Moose says the only thing he cares about is winning and that nobody has a bigger grudge against Kenny Omega than him. Callihan says this is bigger than them and about putting their foot down and beating Omega's team's asses.

Chris Bey beats "The Canadian Destroyer" Petey Williams. After the match, "Inevitable" Ace Austin, Rohit Raju, Shera and Madman Fulton show up. Shera and Fulton attack Petey Williams while Ace Austin and Rohit Raju talk to Chris Bey, who wants none of it as he heads to the back. "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander and Trey Miguel run into the ring, but the numbers game takes over. Chris Bey gets back in the ring and makes the save for Trey and Alexander. Ace Austin ends up being the only one on his side left in the ring, and he gets ganged up on before being tossed over the top rope and into his teammates.



Backstage, Susan talks with Kimber Lee, saying they are at rock bottom, but Kimber Lee says they can be a team and can still be tag team champions. Susan asks what they can do if that doesn't work, and Kimber Lee mentions her last resort: Su Yung. Susan asks "Who's that?"

We hear from Jake Something, who says Brian Myers made a joke out of his name, which has painted a target on his back that he welcomes. He says he is now strong enough to stand on his own feet, and while his name can be questioned, his heart cannot. He challenges Brian Myers to a match. If Myers wins, he will say he is the most professional wrestler, but if he wins, Myers will have to acknowledge him for the man that he is.

Steve Maclin beats Manny Smith.



Backstage, we hear from Brian Myers, who accepts Jake Something's challenge because he will never call him a professional and that everyone knows what kind of professional he is, and because he wants the world to know that what he is teaching Sam Beale is paying off.

Kenny Omega and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beat Chris Sabin, Sami Callihan and Moose after Moose turns on Chris Sabin and lays him out before walking out. As Tommy Dreamer confronts Moose, Don Callis shoves Dreamer into Moose. Moose attacks Dreamer, and Sabin attacks Moose. This allows Omega and The Good Brothers to get the win.



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Thursday, April 22, 2021

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for April 22, 2021



We hear from Deonna Purrazzo, who says that while she is not competing tonight, the rest of the women's division will be going to bed early, but she did not become champion by going to bed early. She says that Susie has a match tonight against the #1 contender to the Knockouts Championship, Tenille Dashwood, and that she will be scouting from ringside. She says that Tenille has roots in women's wrestling, and while she is good, she is not the best.

"The Canadian Destroyer" Petey Williams beats Fallah Bahh and Madman Fulton in a three-way match. During the match, "Inevitable" Ace Austin tries to interfere with a steel pipe, but TJP stops him with a brrom. He keeps Fulton and Ace Austin at bay, and as the referee is distracted by what is going on on the stage and Petey Williams has Fallah Bahh up top, "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander makes the assist for Williams to help him get the win.



The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beat Decay (Crazzy Steve and Black Taurus). After the match, Anderson calls out Juice Robinson and David Finlay, saying that 2020 was the best year that The Good Brothers had and that they might have gotten a little too comfortable and a little too cocky. Anderson thanks them for waking The Good Brothers up, and says that the only thing in the world that matters is reclaiming the Impact World Tag Team Championships. Gallows says Robinson and Finlay for mistaking their good time for complacency, then thanks them for waking them up as they will get the victory at Rebellion.



Members of the Impact locker room predict who will win between Rich Swann and Kenny Omega at Rebellion.

We see a video package for Violent By Design (Eric Young, Joe Doering, Deaner, Rhino) and the team of "The Cowboy" James Storm, Chris Sabin, Eddie Edwards and Willie Mack at Rebellion.

Tenille Dashwood beats Susan. After the match, Tenille addresses Deonna Purrazzo, saying that nobody is stepping up and yet here she is, and that the only thing bigger than Deonna is her. She says that she has made history in women's wrestling and that Deonna would not be where she is without her, and tells Deonna to shine the Knockouts Championship up because she will be taking it at Rebellion.



Backstage, Brian Myers says he refuses to live in the past, which is where he and Matt Cardona are different. He says that he continues to evolve and grow while Cardona lives in yesterday and thinks he is owed something. He tells Cardona to move on like he did, and now that he has accepted his challenge at Rebellion, he sees clearly what Cardona really is: someone who has been in his way for far too long. He says that at Rebellion, Cardona is just another roster cut.

More members of the Impact locker room predict who will between Rich Swann and Kenny Omega at Rebellion.

We hear from Sami Callihan, as he tells Trey Miguel that he should have listened to him for he could have given him the world and they could have taken over everything. He says that he must now make an example out of Trey at Rebellion, and this time, he will not just leave him laying or give him an opportunity to get back up and show he has passion, and that he will make sure he never walks again.

Shera beats Jake Something following the distraction from Rohit Raju.



Trey Miguel talks with his trainer, who tells him that his match with Sami Callihan is all about him and that he has nothing to prove to him, and that he must show to Sami Callihan who he is. Trey threatens to rip Sami's legs off and mount them to the lobby wall. We then see a Trey Miguel training montage.



We see a video package for TJP vs. "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander vs. "Inevitable" Ace Austin for the Impact X Division Championship at Rebellion.

Rich Swann heads to the ring. Swann recaps what happened at last week's press conference, then says that if Kenny Omega wants to put his hands right now, then he can try to do it again and they can go right now. Don Callis and Kenny Omega show up on the video screen, and Callis says they cannot be in the building tonight. He then says that when the inevitable happens, they will grace Impact and AXS TV with Omega's presence as Impact World Champion each and every week. Callis also says they will use the opportunity to remind everyone why Omega is a wrestling god, and Omega says that having multiple world championships will give him a right to have a huge ego and allow them to make history. Omega then calls winning the Impact World Championship another step towards world takeover. After Omega and Callis disappear from the video screen, Moose shows up for the first time in weeks. Moose congratulates Swann on beating him, and says he has had a long time to think about what happened at Sacrifice, as he showed Swann his hand and Swann took advantage of him as a true world champion. Moose tells Swann he should be well-prepared for Omega after having faced him, and says that Swann can only answer the question of who between him and Omega showed Swann what pain really felt like. Moose says that while he is better than Omega, he says that Omega has something he didn't have: three stooges who will do what whatever he tells them to do. He then wishes Swann good luck, and tells him not to lose his titles to Omega or else he will make him pay. Swann tells Moose that he will win the AEW World Championship, and that he will have no problem beating Moose again.



Even more members of the Impact locker room predict who will win between Rich Swann and Kenny Omega at Rebellion.



Taylor Wilde returns soon!

Jordynne Grace beats Kiera Hogan by disqualification after Tasha Steelz gets physically involved. After the match, Fire 'n Flava (Kiera Hogan and Tasha Steelz) attack Jordynne and take the boots to her, but she is saved by Rachael Ellering. Together, Rachel and Jordynne send Fire 'n Flava out of the ring. Jordynne then confirms that Rachael will be her partner at Rebellion, and says they are more than ready to take the Knockouts Tag Team Championships from them and shut them up.



The Impact Plus Flashback Moment of the Week is Chris Bey vs. Rohit Raju vs. Suicide vs. Trey Miguel from Night Two of Rebellion 2020.

We hear from Juice Robinson and David Finley. Finley says they are tired of hearing The Good Brothers' ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) excuses, as is Robinson, then says The Good Brothers are dreaming if they think they will take the Impact World Tag Team Championships from them. Finley says that they will prove they are the best tag team in the world all over again at Rebellion.

We see a video package for Rich Swann vs. Kenny Omega for the Impact World Championship and the AEW World Championship at Rebellion.

Eric Young beats Eddie Edwards with a surprise inside cradle after all cornermen at ringside brawl behind the referee's back after Deaner tries to grab Eddie. After the match, Violent By Design (Eric Young, Joe Doering, Deaner, Rhino) go at it with Eddie Edwards, "The Cowboy" James Storm, Willie Mack and Chris Sabin to end the show.



Here are the top five moments from tonight's show!



Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for April 7, 2021

In footage from earlier today, The Inner Circle is seen showing up to the arena in individual vehicles.

"Hangman" Adam Page beats "Platinum" Max Caster despite the constant interference by Anthony Bowens.



Tony Schiavone interviews Death Triangle (PAC, Penta El Zero M, Rey Fenix). Before they can say anything, Best Friends (Chuck Taylor, Trent, Orange Cassidy) shows up. Cassidy says it is nice to see all three members of Death Triangle in the ring again, then footage from Revolution 2020 of Death Triangle beating Orange Cassidy plays on the video screen. Taylor says it has been a while, but Best Friends still remember. PAC says that Best Friends are seeing the writing on the wall and want a shot at them, then tells them they have some work to do and are far from worthy, but Trent says that is not a problem when they have more wins than anyone else in AEW before telling them that "the boys are back in town" just as Kris Statlander shows up.



The Inner Circle head to the ring. Chris Jericho says that The Inner Circle are "back in black" after being given the beatdown of a lifetime by The Pinnacle, and while it gave them hospital stays and stitches, it gave them a wake-up call towards the bad decisions they have made over the past several months. He apologizes to the friend and says that those mistakes were caused by his "jerkoff friend" MJF, and while he is not smart about some things, he is smart about pro wrestling, which is why he took MJF into The Inner Circle to keep him under his thumb and use him for every ounce of his being and suck his life out. He says that he had everything perfectly planned and expected MJF to find out so they could kick his ass, but they did not expect MJF to be one step ahead. He says that MJF can do anything except put on a spray tan, saying that a few weeks ago, he was oranger than Orange Cassidy with more streaks than the toilet bowl that he shoved his face into last week. Jericho says that MJF may be at the pinnacle of the business at 25 years old and considers himself a fine wine who will get better with age, and that MJF wants that success now, but Jericho says those are some big shoes to fill and that he will have to be better than even the burbury scarf that he's been wearing for a few years now, going so far as to call the scarf gimmick infringement from five years ago. Jericho says that MJF is a mark who has been seeing what people think about him, and says that should be called "being a Max for yourself" before saying that MJF will never be better than him. He says that MJF failure to be better than him has caused the fine wine to ferment in his head, then goes on to mock the rest of the members of The Inner Circle, calling Tully Blanchard a third-rate Four Horsemen member, saying he cannot tell the difference between Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler, and saying that Shawn Spears has no upside and that his aligning with MJF is as bad as "rocking a blond mohawk in 2021." He says that Wardlow has a million dollar brain and a thirteen-cent body, and that Wardlow is so stupid he has to strip naked to count to 21. Jericho then says the new Inner Circle will dominate AEW with the fans behind them, and while The Pinnacle may beat the crap out of them, they do not care because they like to fight and they plan to form The Pinnacle into a human centipede with MJF in the back. He says that if The Pinnacle want blood and guts, they will get it on May 5th in a Blood and Guts Match, and tells The Pinnacle that the worst is yet to come.



Backstage, Dasha Gonzalez interviews Christian Cage, who says that last week was the culmination of an entire year of scratching, clawing and grinding in solitude for a return to the ring and taking back what was taken from him seven years ago. He says that Frankie Kazarian took him to the deep water and that Kazarian knows he is not like everyone else, as anybody who gets in the ring with him has to level up. Suddenly, Taz show up and says seven years is a long time, and says that Team Taz (Taz, "The Machine" Brian Cage, "Absolute" Ricky Starks, Powerhouse Hobbs, Hook) can help him before flat-out offering him a spot in Team Taz. He tells Christian Cage to sleep on it before making a decision.

We see a cross-promotion video package combining Godzilla vs. Kong with footage of Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) and Bear Country (Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson).

Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) beat Bear Country (Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson) in what is billed as a "Godzilla vs. Kong Match."



We hear from QT Marshall, who says that ever since the beginning of their friendship, he has done all of "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes' work and that Rhodes left him dead in the water before his career in AEW could get off the ground, and says that Rhodes was playing second fiddle to Ted DiBiase Jr. and covering his face in paint because even when he was known as "Dusty's kid," he knew he "wouldn't amount to shit." He then says that Cody figured it out, went into the indies and surrounded himself with "vanilla midgets" to feel like the superstar he could never be. Marshall then says he has surrounded himself too, but that he has surrounded himself with men who are hungry and sick of waiting in the shadows. He then says that he is no longer worried about other people's success, that Aaron Solow will never be known as "just somebody's boyfriend and that Nick Comoroto will never be called a "body guy." Anthony Ogogo says that he is a household name in the UK, and that the British people follow him and cheer his every punch, and that he will do Subway commercials for business and hurt people for pleasure, saying that "shitty America" is not Great Britain, and that the Americans will learn the hard way. Marshall then says that this is his factory, and Comoroto throws a bucket of bluepaint at the Nightmare Factory logo on the wall behind him.

Tony Schiavone interviews Sting on the stage. Once again, Jake "The Snake" Roberts shows up to interrupt, says that Darby Allin looks like "a little gerbil," and says that insanity is doing the same thing over again expecting different results. Lance Archer shows up, takes the microphone and says that if Roberts is crazy, then he is "one sick son of a bitch" and that he is sick of the agenda in AEW where he is put at the top only to go away afterwards. He says tht world will pay attention to him, and that Sting will pay attention to him because this is his time. Sting takes the microphone from Archer and says he is in agreement with Archer, saying he is main event material and that all he needs is Roberts channeling his anger in the right direction to stay on top and not disappear. Sting tells Archer he has what it takes and to go do it, then leaves. Archer laughs and then leaves along with Jake Roberts.



We hear from Team Taz (Taz, "The Machine" Brian Cage, "Absolute" Ricky Starks, Powerhouse Hobbs, Hook). Starks says that last night was great after "The Machine" Brian Cage got them the win and that the people need to hear from him, but Taz interrupts, saying they all need to be on the same page and that they have a potential offer with Christian Cage sitting on the table that they need to go for.

Darby Allin retains the AEW TNT Championship against JD Drake. After the match, Allin is attacked by The Butcher and The Blade, but before they can put Darby through a table, Team Taz is chased out by The Dark Ordre and Sting. All the while, The Bunny is yelling at the commentary team to move, but when she turns her back, she sees The Dark Order and is attacked by Tay Conti.



We see a video package chronicling the events leading up to Jon Moxley and The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) vs. Kenny Omega and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson).

Backstage, Alex Marvez interviews Chris Jericho, who is soon attacked by The Pinnacle. The Pinnacle soon bring Jericho to the ring to assault him . Backstage, The Inner Circle's dressing room door is bolted shut, but The Inner Circle soon breaks through the door. Suddenly, "Iron" Mike Tyson shows up and clears out the ring before punching Shawn Spears repeatedly. The Inner Circle then shows up, and The Pinnacle is forced to retreat. Afterwards, Jericho and Tyson shake hands.



In footage from earlier today, Tony Schiavone interviews Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. and Reba. Britt tells Tony Khan to give the people what they want: her facing Hikaru Shida for the AEW Women's World Championship. She calls the win-loss record "utter bullshit" and says it should be based on star power, merchandise sales and ratings, and says she will fix this system and pretend wins and losses actually matter.

Tay Conti beats The Bunny after The Bunny takes a cheap shot at Hikaru Shida, causing a brawl between The Dark Order and The Hardy Family Office that nearly gives The Bunny a chance to defeat Tay Conti with Hikaru Shida's Kendo stick before Shida is able to take her Kendo stick back from The Bunny.



Next week: Matt Hardy vs. Darby Allin for the AEW TNT Championship in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! Death Triangle (PAC and Rey Fenix) vs. The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) for the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Anthony Ogogo's in-ring debut! Red Velvet vs. Jade Cargill!

We hear from Red Velvet, who says that Jade Cargill keeps looking for her because she knew she could barely get the job done, and says that if Cargill wants to call herself "that bitch," then she had better be "that bitch who gets the job done."

Next week: Dax Harwood vs. Chris Jericho with "Iron" Mike Tyson as special ringside enforcer and all other members of The Inner Circle and The Pinnacle barred from ringside!

Kenny Omega and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beat Jon Moxley and The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson). Don Callis guests on commentary during the match. Later on in the match, The Young Bucks superkick Moxley when he goes for the win on Omega, and when Eddie Kingston show up, Gallows and Anderson hit him with the Magic Killer before doing the same to Moxley and putting Omega on top of Moxley for the win. After the match, The Good Brothres demand that The Young Bucks finish off Moxley, and they hit Moxley with simultaneous superkicks, and when Omega puts up the "Too Sweet," Matt Jackson gets everyone in for a group hug as the show fades to black.



Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for March 31, 2021

Christian Cage beats Frankie Kazarian in his AEW debut.



We hear from Darby Allin and Sting. Darby Allin tells Matt Hardy that his body is breaking down and that he does not have what it takes anymore. He calls "Big Money Matt" a reflection of all of Matt Hardy's insecurities and says that Matt used to earn people's respect as he inspired generations, but now, he tries to buy respect instead. He says all the money in the world cannot buy real trust, real friends and real respect, and that Matt will have to earn his respect, for his money "doesn't mean shit" to him.

We hear from Jade Cargill, who says that before Red Velvet first met her, she looked and smelled like money, and after Tony Khan booked her, she made that money. She says that Red Velvet cannot accept she is not better than her, and tells her that she cannot beat her because she is "that bitch."

"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes vs. QT Marshall in an unsanctioned exhibition match with members of the Nightmare Family around the ring ends with Marshall decking special guest referee "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson with a right hand. After this, Aaron Solow hits Cody in the back with a chair, causing a brawl between members of the Nightmare Family. Aaron Solow, Anthony Ogogo and Nick Comoroto break ranks with the rest of the Nightmare Family and lay out everyone else, and Comoroto powerbombs Lee Johnson over the top rope at the command of QT Marshall, who attacks Anderson one more time by slamming his arm into the barricade. Comoroto then grabs the ring steps and places them on the stage, where a busted-open "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes is piledrived on the top of the steps by Marshall. They then rbing Cody to the stops, and Red Velvet has to run in to stop Marshall from bashing Cody's head into the steps with a chair. Marshall, Comoroto, Solow and Ogogo head to the back.



We hear from "All Ego" Ethan Page, who states that AEW has not lived up to their end of the deal. He says he gives them star power only to end up being overlooked. As he says this, the scene switches to Scorpio Sky, who is saying the same thing. They say they are forced to share the spotlight with people who are not on their level, and now they will take anything and everything they want, starting on Monday on AEW Dark Elevation against Matt and Mike Sydal.

Backstage, Dasha Gonzalez interviews Red Velvet, who says that she will have "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes' back before she is attacked by Jade Cargill, who says that she is "that bitch."

In footage from earlier today, we hear from Jon Moxley, who says he cannot get the sound of the crunch from when The Good Brothers took out Eddie Kingston's ankle, that he is attacked by goons every two seconds, that The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) would rather appeal to someone's sensibilities rather than swing chairs, that he still has scares from the Exploding Barbed Wire Death Match, that he has a match with Cezar Bononi, and that it all pisses him off. He says that Bononi has the look and the talent, but it will not better if he's dead, and tonight, he gets to drop somebody on their head and knock somebody unconscious.

Jon Moxley beats Cezar Bononi with a rear naked sleeper despite JD Drake distracting the referee and "The Hollywood Hunk" Ryan Nemeth getting in the ring only to get the Paradigm Shift from Moxley.



We hear from Team Taz (Taz, "The Machine" Brian Cage, "Absolute" Ricky Starks, Powerhouse Hobbs, Hook). Taz says everything is fine and dandy in Team Taz, and Starks says that he had a fun time last night on Dark and is willing to forgive the past. Cage says that if Starks tagged him in sooner, they would have gotten the win sooner. Taz insists that everything is fine and that nobody can stop the path of rage.

We hear from MJF, who gifts The Pinnacle with their own personal stylist as well as their own interior decorator. When he opens the restroom door, The Inner Circle is inside, and when MJF tries to leave, Jake Hager is waiting at the door. This leads to a brawl between The Inner Circle and The Pinnacle. Shawn Spears' head gets slammed between a door and a door frame by Sammy Guevara, Jake Hager slams Wardlow through a table in the trainer's room, Santana and Ortiz attack Tully Blanchard as they throw Cash Wheeler into an ice bath and bust open Dax Harwood, and Chris Jericho gives MJF a swirly before putting him through the door of a Pepsi cooler and pouring a bottle of the bubbly on him. The Inner Circle then toss MJF out.



Backstage, Alex Marvez interviews The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson). Suddenly, Don Callis shows up and tells Marvez and Nick Jackson to go away before telling matt that he loves Kenny Omega like family and thought Matt felt the same until he broke his heart last week. Callis says that Omega chose The Young Bucks because they were family, but last week, he and Nick left him in the ring bleeding like an animal that he could have helped just like his father. Callis asks him if he is so dead inside that he does not care about the people who loves him, then eventually slaps him. Matt grabs him by the collar for a few seconds, then lets go, and Callis asks Matt if there is anything inside of him at all before calling him "pathetic."



Kenny Omega and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beat The Lucha Bros. (Penta El Zero M and Rey Fenix) and Laredo Kid in a six-man tag match. After the match, Jon Moxley shows up with The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and chases Omega, The Good Brothers and Callis out of the ring.



We hear from Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. and Reba. The two of them advertise AEW Dark Elevation and Britt says it is a good platform for Thunder Rosa to get her wins up, and says it is a shame that the biggest win of her career was unsanctioned. Britt also says taht she will continue to be on Dynamite continuing to put AEW on the map.

"The Native Beast" Nyla Rose and The Bunny beat Hikaru Shida and Tay Conti after Vickie Guerrero distracts referee Aubrey Edwards on the ring apron while The Bunny hits Tay Conti with a Kendo stick.



Next week: Jon Moxley and The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) vs. Kenny Omega and The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson)! JD Drake vs. Darby Allin for the AEW TNT Championship! The Inner Circle returns! Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy, Luchasaurus, Marko Stunt) vs. Bear Country (Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson)!

We hear from Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy, Luchasaurus, Marko Stunt). Jungle Boy says that Bear Country (Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson) have thrown Marko Stunt around twice and tell them to pick on someone their own side, and next week, they propose a match to prove that they are on top of the food chain.

Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy) beats "Superbad" Kip Sabian and Miro in an Arcade Anarchy Match. (No arcade machines were harmed during this match.) During the match, Kris Statlander appears for the first time in months following a knee injury, popping out of a prize machine and putting Penelope Ford through an air hockey table. Also, Trent returns to action for the first time in months after being dropped by his mom Sue in her minivan. Sue's minivan also gets the attention of Miro near the end of the match.