Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Tuesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for April 29, 2014

Goldust beats Alberto Del Rio. Renee Young interviews him, and both Goldust and Cody Rhodes both say that The Brotherhood is intact.



The 3-on-1 handicap match for the United States title this Friday on SmackDown (Dean Ambrose vs Ryback, Curtis Axel and Alberto Del Rio) is now a Fatal Four-Way!

Paige beats Alicia Fox. When Paige makes it back to the top of the entrance ramp, she locks eyes with Tamina Snuka until Tamina walks away.



Renee Young interviews Sheamus. Bray Wyatt and his Family (Wyatt, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper) doesn't scare him.

Bad News Barrett beats Kofi Kingston with a Bull Hammer that hits Kofi in mid-air.

Bray Wyatt beats Sheamus. The Wyatt Family (Wyatt, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper) attack Sheamus after the match, but The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) make the save.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Raw Deal - Raw Recap for April 28, 2014

The ring is surrounded by a steel cage. John Cena comes out to start the show, and gets in the cage with the mic. Cena wants to know why he was in a 3-on-1 handicap match with The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper) last week, but ultimately acknowledges the WWE Universe has changed, even though he has never abandoned them. He feels the future of WWE is in good hands with the current champions of the main roster and the future stars coming out of NXT, but says Bray Wyatt is not like the rosy vision he sees. If Wyatt wins, so will his message. Suddenly, he hears a young girl sing "He's Got The Whole World In His Hands," which is soon joined by other similar voices. We see a children's choir all dressed in black. Bray Wyatt and his Wyatt Family show up. He sings, then gets the choir to join him. They go down the ramp and surround the cage, continuously singing. The arena goes dark, then lights up, and the entire choir of children all wear masks. A girl sits on Wyatt's lap as Bray Wyatt laughs, and we see this image until the show fades to black.



The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel) despite injuries sustained during the match by Jimmy Uso.



Paul Heyman is shocked that Rob Van Dam spoke out against him last week...and wants Cesaro to shut him down tonight, using Undertaker as an example of what happens to those who are against him.

Sheamus beats Titus O'Neil in a vicious match with a blink-and-you'll-miss it Brogue Kick.



Dolph Ziggler is in the ring. After a preview of X-Men: Days of Future Past, he introduces Hugh Jackman into the ring. After revisiting how he helped Zack Ryder win against Ziggler on his last Raw appearance, Damien Sandow shows up dressed as Magneto. After some rather hilarious banter, Jackman and Ziggler give "Magneto" the what for.



Cesaro beats Jack Swagger after Paul Heyman lays his hands on Zeb Colter.



Renee Young interviews John Cena. He has no words for tonight's opening segment. Has Bray Wyatt gotten to him?

Alberto Del Rio beats Cody Rhodes with the Cross Arm Breaker. Much like after his loss to The Usos last week, Cody Rhodes pushes his brother Goldust away again as he heads to the locker room.



Alexander Rusev beats Xavier Woods by disqualification after R-Truth saves Woods from the Accolade. Together, they go to town on Rusev!



Make-A-Wish kids get front row seats for World Wish Day!

Renee Young interviews Rob Van Dam. He plans to become a lucky seven-time Intercontinental Champ. Suddenly, Zeb Colter asks for RVD's help to take down Cesaro. RVD declines his offer, saying he has a mind of his own.

The Extreme Rules kickoff: El Torito vs Hornswoggle in a WeeLC match!

3MB (Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre) beats Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) when one of the Matadores is distracted trying to keep El Torito and Hornswoggle from going at it. After the match, however, El Torito gets the last laugh.



Stephanie McMahon shows up and asks Daniel ryan to come to the ring. Daniel shows up with Brie Bella. Daniel feels Stephanie was less than truthful about trying to stop Kane. Stephanie apologizes to Brie Bella for all she put her through, as she can relate with Triple H being put on stretchers and in ambulances. Daniel, however, is indifferent. When Stephanie asks him to come to the ring and look in her eyes, Daniel says he'll still see a liar. He is, however, clear for this Sunday night, and if he loses, he's taking Kane down with him. Stephanie tries to make it up to him by giving Brie Bella a match tonight against Paige for the WWE Divas Championship. Daniel Bryan doesn't want Brie Bella to be in the ring without him, and Stephanie allows for him to be with Brie during her match. Before the break, however, we find out Kane's mask, which has been displayed under glass twice tonight, is now nowhere to be seen.

As Brie Bella takes on Paige, Kane makes his appearance known. He tries to drag Brie Bella to Hell. Daniel Bryan tries to stop him by striking him with a wrench, but gets choke slammed. Brie manages to escape Kane's grasp as referees and medical staff check on Daniel Bryan as they assist him to the back.



Stephanie McMahon walks in on Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella as a trainer takes a look at the former, profusely apologizing. Daniel gets angry, saying he'll be at Extreme Rules and that Stephanie will regret dragging his wife into this. Brie Bella tells her to get out and calls her a bitch.

Before his match, Bad News Barrett has bad news for Rob Van Dam...BNB's taking the Intercontinental title, not RVD!

Bad News Barrett beats Rob Van Dam after interference by Cesaro (and Jack Swagger trying to stop him) to become #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Cesaro attack RVD, but Jack Swagger strikes back at Cesaro. Swagger also goes after RVD, but RVD puts them both out to pasture.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) plan to take Evolution (Triple H, Batista, Randy Orton) out this Sunday.

Evolution (Triple H, Batista, Randy Orton) plan to beat The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) this Sunday.

Ric Flair shows up before Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton. Evolution (Triple H, Batista, Randy Orton, Ric Flair) is complete for just one night...but Flair endorses The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns), saying they're the future.



Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton breaks down into an Evolution (Triple H, Batista, Randy Orton) vs The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) brawl...and Evolution almost stands tall until The Shield rallies back into destruction mode! Triple H nearly gets the three-man power bomb, but he rolls out of the way, ending the show.



Next week: Adam Rose debuts!

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Total Divas Island - Total Divas recap for April 27, 2014

Trinity, Mrs. Sandra, Alicia Fox and Ariane talk breast sizes...and twerking.

Nattie meets Summer Rae, Ariane and Eva Marie backstage. Nattie has just been featured in Flex Magazine. Summer Rae makes a snide remark about Flex being a men's magazine.



The Total Divas eat at the hotel. Nattie is doing a magazine signing in New York, and TJ is coming with her. Nattie wants some alone time with TJ during the trip, and the other Divas agree that she does. Unfortunately, Nattie doesn't have anyone to watch the cats. Ariane volunteers to do so.

Brie and Nikki go shopping. When Nikki tries to buy some chicken, Brie objects, since it's factory-farmed chicken.

TJ and Nattie pack for New York. Well, Nattie does. TJ tells Nattie that he invited his sister onto the trip. Nattie is a bit shocked, as their personalities clash, the announcement is last-second and because his sister only calls when she needs money.

TJ and Nattie finally see the hotel room. TJ's sister will be in the adjoining room on the other side, which makes Nattie rather annoyed.

Ariane lands in Tampa and rides to Nattie's house with Vinny.

TJ and Nattie have room service...and TJ says she gave his sister a spa day, which doesn't come cheap. Suddenly, TJ's sister Valerie shows up.

Ariane and Vinny head to Nattie's house and find the key under the rug. Ariane's nosy nature comes into full play, and she and Vinny are surprised at the stuff Nattie and TJ have back home.

Brie and Nikki are on set for the video shoot for Trey Songz' latest hit single, "Na Na." Once again, Brie makes a big deal about where the chicken from the lunch supplied by catering comes from. After seeing some footage of factory farming as well as some related animal abuse footage, Nikki can only take so much.

Nattie heads to the OK! Magazine Studios to do interviews.

Brie, Nikki and Bryan eat backstage. Nikki is freaked out due to the factory farm footage, and has lost her appetite. Even Heath Slater sees the light.

TJ, Nattie and Valerie have lunch. Valerie thanks TJ for the money for a $5,000 bouncy castle that Valerie wants to rent and lend out for parties. Nattie has had enough with TJ not telling her what he's spending money on for his sister, and walks out on TJ and Valerie.



Brie and Nikki head to a free-range chicken farm. This is mostly Brie's idea, as she feels guilty about freaking her sister out. The Bellas watch chickens run around and dust clean themselves, and even hunt for eggs and chase the chickens. Nikki is impressed with what she sees.



Ariane and Vinny throw a party at Nattie's house with a ton of friends that she hasn't met up with since she left Florida.

Nattie is not in the best of moods due to the situation with TJ and Valerie, but the Flex Magazine signing cheers her up. She only wishes TJ was there with her.



Jon Uso and Naomi show up to Ariane's party. Naomi is wondering why Ariane has so many people in the house. As they speak, some random guy that Ariane doesn't even know walks in while the door is open like it's completely normal. When Ariane notices the front door is open, she realizes that Louis, one of the cats, may have run away from the house. Ariane and Vinny desperately look for Louis.

Vinny, Trinity, Ariane and Jon Uso head outside and try to figure out how to find Louis. One of the neighbors is wondering what's going on, and Ariane lies in order to get her off their back and find Louie before she calls Nattie.



Turns out Ariane doesn't have to worry about that: the neighbor called Nattie and told her everything. Nattie calls Ariane, and Ariane can't lie to her. Nattie takes the first flight home. TJ is angry when he hears the news.



Ariane runs up and down the neighborhood looking for Louie...who was underneath one of the houses at Nattie's home the entire time. Ariane calls Nattie and tells her Louis is safe, which leads to some hilarious dialogue between TJ and everyone else that's with Ariane. After the phone call, TJ and Nattie finally talk about their money issues, and TJ lets Nattie know that she's failed to let him know about certain purchases as well. They find common ground after this.





Trinity, Ariane and Jon Uso are relieved that Louis is found, and Ariane says she wouldn't want to be in the same situation with her dog Glitty. She knows Nattie will be upset with her, particularly for the houseparty, but for now, the party continues.

Bonus clip: The Bellas participate in a flag football game for charity.



Bonus clip: Ariane and Vinny housesit for Nattie.



...and here's After Total Divas!

TNA Sacrifice - The LIVE Results

The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) beat The Bro Mans (Robbie E, Jessie, DJ Z) in a 3-on-2 handicap match - now made no-disqualification by MVP - to win the TNA Tag Team Championships!

Jeremy Borash interviews Samuel Shaw, who dedicates his match to his mother.

Mr. Anderson beats Samuel Shaw in a Committed match.

Jeremy Borash interviews Rockstar Spud and Ethan Carter III. They definitely plan to win tonight.

Willow and Kurt Angle beat Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud.

Knux and his sister are on the road again...and Crazy Steve and the Freaks are coming along!

Sanada retains the TNA X Division Championship against Tigre Uno. Both men show respect after the match.

Jeremy Borash interviews James Storm, who complains that he's called a "star maker" because he made Gunner a star. He made Gunner...and he plans to break him tonight.

Gunner beats "The Cowboy" James Storm in an amazing "I Quit" match.

Jeremy Borash interviews The Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky). Angelina Love plans to become a six-time Knockouts champ tonight.

Angelina Love beats Madison Rayne after Velvet Sky sprays hairspray into Rayne's face while the ref isn't looking. Angelina Love is now your new record six-time TNA Knockouts Champion!

Jeremy Borash interviews Bully Ray. He plans to put Bobby Roode through a table.

Bobby Roode beats Bully Ray in a Tables match thanks to a disguised Dixie Carter pushing Bully off the top rope and into the taple. She removes her disguises and tells Bully to never, ever double-cross her again.

Jeremy Borash interviews Magnus. He plants to take back the world title, even if nobody has his back.

Eric Young retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Magnus.

Friday, April 25, 2014

Layin' da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for April 25, 2014

Vickie Guerrero shows up. She announces The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) are in another 11-on-3 handicap match tonight before starting a debate between Zeb Colter and Paul Heyman. It ends with both men nearly beating each other up, especially after Paul Heyamn keeps mentioning his client Brock Lesnar conquered The Streak.

Cesaro beats Jack Swagger. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up and power bomb Swagger.



Tamina Snuka beats Natalya.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) take out 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal) backstage.



Vickie Guerrero takes the night off as per her phone call with Triple H. Brad Maddox has plans for The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns).

Curtis Axel beats Jey Uso. (During the break, Curtis Axel is attacked by The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) backstage after Ryback leaves him alone. This was only shown on the WWE App, and wasn't mentioned until just before the main event.)



The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) send a message to John Cena from the inside of a steel cage.



The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper and Erick Rowan) beat The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust).



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) destroy Brad Maddox.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) put Fandango through a table before Fandango and Layla vs. Santino Marella and Emma can take place.



Stephanie McMahon will apologize to Daniel Bryan next week on Raw.

Rob Van Dam and Bad News Barrett square off in the finals for the Intercontinental Championship #1 Contender's tournament next week on Raw!

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat Alberto Del Rio, Titus O'Neil, Damien Sandow, Ryback and Bad News Barrett.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for April 24, 2014

Magnus is back, and he's got a heavy steel turnbuckle in his hand! He says Abyss let him down, and calls him out. Abyss shows up. Magnus verbally tears into Abyss before firing him. Now that he's free from Magnus' service contract, he plans to tear people apart, starting with Magnus! Magnus reminds Abyss that he's not under TNA contract, and that he can press charges against Abyss if he lays a hand on him. MVP shows up and offers Abyss a spot on the roster...if he can beat Magnus later tonight.

Ethan Carter III tells Rockstar Spud to be a gazelle in his match.

Kurt Angle beats Rockstar Spud with the Ankle Lock Submission. When Ethan Carter III attacks Angle after the match, Willow makes the save.





The Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky) want to give Madison Rayne a makeover...and not the good kind!

Madison Rayne calls out The Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky), who then ask for her forgiveness and her thankfulness for the makeover they want to give her. Madison apologizes, but it's for the beating she gives them before they overpower her. Brittany tries to make the save, but she gets taken out and Madison gets the infamous paper bag.



Mr. Anderson has found Samuel Shaw's childhood home...



Bobby Lashley beats Kenny King by count-out.





Mr. Anderson finds Samuel Shaw's childhood house...and his family still lives there.



Beer Money ("Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) bury the hatchet before their match.

MVP beats Austin Aries.



Mr. Anderson learns some stuff about Samuel Shaw from Samuel's mother.



Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) beat Gunner and Bully Ray.



Magnus plans to beat Abyss tonight.

Mr. Anderson checks out Samuel Shaw's bedroom...and finds...something.



Mr. Anderson finds Samuel Shaw's childhood stuff...and Samuel Shaw. Mr. Anderson barely escapes a beating by Samuel Shaw, and Samuel's mom acts like nothing out of the ordinary is happening even as blood drips from the corner of Samuel's mouth. Samuel hugs his mom from a crouching position as Anderson leaves.



The Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky) beat Gail Kim and Madison Rayne with a grabbing of the tights.



Knux knows he has to head out, and his sister plans to head out on the road again with him.



Abyss plans to massacre Magnus tonight, as he dedicates this match to the people who really care about him.

The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) plan to win the TNA World Tag Team Championships this Sunday at Sacrifice!



Abyss beats Magnus by disqualification when Magnus kicks him in the nuts. Magnus attacks him with a chair and even puts his hands on the ref. Eric Young tries to make the save only to earn the same offensive treatment as Abyss.



Another look at Sanada:

My predictions for TNA Sacrifice

Eric Young (c) vs. Magnus
for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship


Two weeks before Sacrifice, Eric Young pulled off the impossible and won the TNA World Heavyweight Championship from Magnus despite everything that was thrown at him. After a successful defense against Abyss in a Monster's Ball match, Eric Young has proven that he can exemplify what it is to be a true champion. But can he make it through a pay-per-view with the World Title still around his waist?

My prediction: Eric Young will retain.


Madison Rayne (c) vs. Angelina Love
for the TNA Knockouts Championship


It was bound to happen, wasn't it? Even since she came back, it was very simple to tell that Angelina Love's mission statement was nothing less. Not surprisingly, a sixth Knockouts title reign could be in her future...but she'll have to get past former Beautiful People member Madison Rayne to do it...

My prediction: Madison Rayne will retain.


Bully Ray vs. Bobby Roode
in a Tables Match


Bully Ray tried to warn Bobby Roode that if he took control of TNA, he'd be the next Dixie Carter. Bobby didn't listen, and took his anger out on Bully after explaining why he turned on Team Dixie at LockDown. After a beatdown in Dixie's office as well as a loss in a tables match on Impact Wrestling, Bobby thinks he might have this in the bag. Just you wait, Bobby...

My prediction: Bully will win this one.


James Storm vs. Gunner
in an "I Quit" Match


Tag team partners...now turned enemies! James Storm made this personal, breaking a beer bottle on the back of Gunner's dad's head and interfering in his matches. But Gunner has the drive to survive, and that just might be enough to take down Storm.

My prediction: Gunner will win.


Kurt Angle and Willow
vs. Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud


Both Angle and Willow have been thwarted by Dixie's closest confidantes: Ethan injured Angle's leg, while both Ethan and Spud thwarted Jeff Hardy's chances at the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Now Angle is back and Jeff Hardy is now masquerading as his alter-ego Willow, and they're about to take it to Spud and Ethan!

My prediction: Hoping Kurt Angle and Willow win this one.

Sanada (c) vs. Tigre Uno
for the TNA X Division Championship


Both men are tied in their Best of Three Series for the X Division Championship...now this one's for all the marbles!

My prediction: Sanada will retain.

Mr. Anderson vs Samuel Shaw
in a Commited Match


It's all come to this...after some scheming and conniving by Samuel Shaw at LockDown, Anderson's starting to get to him by trying unsuccessfully to send him to the funny farm! Anderson gets his chance for real...but that's assuming Shaw doesn't beat him first.

My prediction: Mr. Anderson will end this feud once and for all. (I hope.)

The Bro Mans (Robbie E, Jessie, DJ Z) (c)
vs. The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards)
for the TNA World Tag Team Championships


Both teams have fought each other more than enough, but now the tag team titles are on the line...again. Can the Wolves overcome and win the tag team titles again, now that there are no excuses for The Bro Mans?

My prediction: The Wolves will win the titles.

Generation NXT - NXT recap for April 24, 2014

JBL strips Paige of the NXT Women's Championship due to her status as WWE Divas Champion, and announces a second tournament to crown a new Women's champ.



Alexander Rusev beats Travis Tyler with the Accolade.

Devin Taylor interviews Adam Rose. He tells Camacho that if he wants to fight, he isn't too hard to find.

Emma's tag team partner? Paige!

Charlotte and Sasha Banks beat Paige and Emma.



Tyson Kidd beats Mason Ryan. Renee Young interviews Tyson Kidd after the match. Kidd says NXT is the place to be.

Tyler Breeze beats Angelo Dawkins.

After last week's match, Brodus Clay strikes back hard enough at Adrian Neville that Neville loses some teeth!

Sami Zayn and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beats Corey Graves and The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor).

Come As You Are (WWE Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 24, 2014

Big E beats Damien Sandow.



Kofi Kingston beats Titus O'Neil.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Tuesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for April 22, 2014

Big E beats Alberto Del Rio, but Bad News Barrett shows up and makes fun of the crowd as he tells Big E he'll soon be the #1 threat to Big E's Intercontinental title.



Hornswoggle beats El Torito thanks to the distraction by Heath Slater.



Sheamus beats Titus O'Neil.



Ryback beats Jimmy Uso thanks to the distraction from Curtis Axel.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 21, 2014

Daniel Bryan starts the show with new wife Brie Bella already in the ring...but so does Stephanie McMahon. She puts Bryan in a match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship against Kane at Extreme Rules. Kane's music hits, but Kane doesn't show up. Stephanie tells Kane not to approach the ring, but as Daniel and Brie escape, Kane blindsides D-Bry and ultimately hits a Tombstone Piledriver on the steel steps, defying Stephanie's orders. As EMTs try to assist Daniel Bryan, Kane continues to attack him and Tombstones him again, this time on the commentary table. Stephanie calls Kane a bastard.



Stephanie McMahon asks the audience to give Daniel Bryan a round of applause as the EMTs carry him out.

Bad News Barrett beats Sheamus to enter the finals of the Intercontinental Championship #1 Contender's tournament.



Who amongst the Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) takes on John Cena take on tonight? Luke Harper, Harper and Erick Rowan, or Wyatt and his entire family? Vote now on the WWE App!

Bray Wyatt talks about the WWE App vote as well as gets the whole WWE Universe to sing with him as he talks about what he'll do to John Cena.

Los Matadores (Fernando, Diego, El Torito) beats 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal, Hornswoggle) in a very comedic match.



Evolution (Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista) is here...

Evolution (Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista) show up. They make it known The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up. Evolution walk away, but The Shield say they're ready. The Shield go up the ramp, but Evolution has the heels on their side.





Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) guest on commentary for the next match.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat The Brotherhood (Goldust and Cody Rhodes). After the match, Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) assault The Usos.



Emma beats Layla with the Cobra.



Renee Young interviews John Cena. Cena plans to come out on top tonight.

Rob Van Dam beats Cesaro by count-out thanks to interference by Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger, and advances to the finals of the Intercontinental Championship #1 Contender's Tournament. Zeb is spared Cesaro's wrath, but Swagger gets swung.



Renee Young interviews Rob Van Dam. An angry Cesaro and Paul Heyman interrupt, saying RVD's victory tonight was tainted. RVD tells Cesaro to keep his wallet, his house and his future as far away from Paul Heyman as possible.

Paige beats Aksana with the Modified Scorpion Cross Lock.



Cesaro takes on Jack Swagger this Friday on SmackDown!

Alexander Rusev beats Sin Cara with the Accolade.



John Cena takes on the whole Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) as per the WWE App Vote. The match ends in a no-contest with the match getting out of hand and Cena eating a Sister Abigail.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Total Divas Island - Total Divas recap for April 20, 2014

Nattie and Trinity meet at a bar. They both feel like they haven't given their significant others much attention as of late. When Jon Uso shows up, the three of them fool around at the pool table.

Eva Marie isn't feeling herself. She was in horrible pain last night, she was peeing blood, her stomach is bloated and she has no idea why. Jonathan rushes her to the hospital.

Nattie, Ariane and Nikki meet for lunch. Turns out, Nattie is so conservative when it comes to sex that she doesn't know what doggy style is. Brie and Bryan shows up, and the most awkward explanation for doggy style takes place.

Trinity and Jon Uso are taking three days off to fly from Hawaii to have a small but beautiful wedding. When they talk about who to invite the wedding, it is revealed that Jon Uso's dad - the legendary Rikishi - doesn't even know that they're tying the knot. He'll be backstage at the Old School Raw show, and Trinity wants him to tell his dad the news, even though they don't have the best father-son relationship.

Jonathan and Eva Marie are at the hospital. The doctor thinks she may be developing an ovarian cyst, and they have an examination of her cervix right away. It is indeed an ovarian cyst, and it has burst. She'll have to take it easy and let her body absorb all the fluid, which means she'll have to take some time off from work.

Trinity finds Jon Uso backstage at Old School Raw. Trinity needs Jon Uso to get past the roadblocks in his relationship with his dad, but Jon is hesitant to invite Rikishi to the wedding. Jon knows he has to do this. Trinity is afraid his family may not be accepting of her because of Jon's hesitation.

Trinity and Jon Uso finally meet Rikishi backstage. Jon Uso tells Rikishi the news with help from Trinity. Rikishi is very happy for them, even though the news has just come to him all of a sudden, and is happy that they considered him for the wedding. Trinity now has Jon's family's blessing.



Eva Marie has a follow-up appointment with the specialist. WWE has given her the time off to heal. Turns out there is a slight deformity in her uterus, causing it to be misshaped. More tests will have to be performed.

Ariane catches up with Nikki and Nattie at the gym, and Nattie's sexual conservatism becomes really obvious. Ariane calls Dr. Milrod - the same sex therapist that helped her and Vinny - and asks her to help Nattie out. Dr. Milrod is all too eager to head to Nattie's residence for this.

Eva Marie gets a phone call considering her tests. The news is so bad, she doesn't even want to tell Jonathan about it.

Jonathan checks up on Eva Marie. Her stomach is still swollen. Eva then tells Jonathan that in the future, she could potentially not have kids. She feels she's going to lose Jonathan, but Jonathan stands by her side. Of course, there's the problem that her family isn't exactly on her side right now.



Trinity and The Usos land in Maui. As they and some family, there is still some doubt as to whether or not Rikishi will show up. Meanwhile, they are staying at a guest house known as "The White House" which has a very nice view of the ocean.

Eva Marie schedules another appointment with the doctor, but she still hasn't talked to her mom, which Jonathan really wants her to do. They finally make the call. Her mom plans to head down to where Eva Marie is as soon as she can.



TJ and Nattie finally get some help from Dr. Milrod. After getting some tips from her, the chemistry between TJ and Nattie becomes very evident.

Both The Usos' and Trinity's families are dining together, but Rikishi still hasn't shown up. Both Trinity and The Usos sit outside wondering where he is, and feel rather dejected that he isn't here. They think that he's either making a last-minute appearance, or he's not showing up at all. Jon's brother Uso said that when he says them together for the first time, it was for real. Jey's acceptance of their union alone cheers them up a lot.



Nattie talks about the results of her meeting with Dr. Milrod. The roleplaying did wonders for their relationship.

The day of Trinity and Jon Uso's wedding finally arrives, and it is more beautiful than Trinity ever thought it would be.





Eva Marie's mother and father both show up to visit. Jonathan promises to her parents that he's going to take care of her, and Eva says that she might have died on the floor if it wasn't for him. The relationship between Eva Marie and Jonathan and both of Eva's parents begins to patch up.



On the night of their wedding, Jon Uso's mom thanks Trinity for entering her son's life.



...and here's After Total Divas!

Friday, April 18, 2014

Layin 'da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for April 18, 2014

Triple H shows up. He's proud of The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns), but they've tested their power too far for his liking. He wanted The Shield to grovel at his feet, but that didn't happen. At Extreme Rules, it will be The Shield vs. Evolution (Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista).



Big E beats Alberto Del Rio by disqualification after Del Rio refuses to let go after the five count from a rope break. Del Rio wails on Big E only to eat a Big Ending.



Paul Heyman shows up to tell us Brock Lesnar conquered The Streak.



Paige beats Aksana with the Scorpion Cross Lock.



Renee Young interviews Sheamus. Tonight, it's all about endurance.

El Torito beats Hornswoggle.



Bad News Barrett makes fun of the last match.

Alexander Rusev beats R-Truth with the Accolade, then pounds on Xavier Woods.



Santino Marella beats Fandango after Emma goes after Layla and rescues the Cobra from her clutches.



Daniel Bryan returns this Monday night on Raw!

Batista beats Sheamus.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Come As You Are (WWE Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 17, 2014

Big E beats Titus O'Neil.



Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) beats 3MB (Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre).

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for April 17, 2014

Eric Young comes out. He calls the TNA title the pinnacle of what he's done for the last 17 years. He plans to become a people's champion. All of a sudden, Dixie Carter shows up and takes all the credit for his success. She wants him to do everything she wants him to do as TNA's World Champion, but EY isn't interested in dealing with her crap. She wants to give Eric a makeover as well, and that if he refuses, she just might work on his "loud mouth," or maybe she'll work on "that wife of his." As Eric Young warns Dixie not to involve his wife in this, Bully Ray shows up and verbally runs Dixie off before saying he respects Eric Young.



Madison Rayne retains the TNA Knockouts Championship against Velvet Sky in a street fight.



Eric Young thanks Bully Ray for standing by him. He then meets Abyss, who wants a shot at the World title. Eric Young proposes a Monster's Ball. Abyss thinks he's crazy. Young insists.

MVP talks about Eric Young,t hen focuses his attention on Samoa Joe, saying he watns to talk to him. Austin Aries shows up wanting a shot at the TNA world title, saying he's sick and tired of being ignored. MVP, knowing where Aries stands, nearly comes to blows with him. Aries wants the match, but tells him to wait until next week as "he doesn't want to throw fists with a convicted felon."



The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jessie Godderz) retain the TNA Tag Team Championships against The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) thanks to interference by DJ Z.



Willow beats Rockstar Spud and Ethan Carter III in a handicap match. Kurt Angle returns to clear the ring and take it to EC3!



Kurt Angle tells Ethan Carter III they're going to fight in the ring soon...and the match will only end when one man is in a bodybag!



Bobby Roode is issuing an open challenge to anyone on the TNA roster except for Bully Ray.

Can Sanada prove himself to The Great Muta and to the country of Japan?



Kenny King shows up wanting a match, but for now he'll settle for guesting on commentary for the next match.

Tigre Uno beats Sanada to tie up the best-of-three series for the TNA X Division Championship at one victory for each man.



Bully Ray has plans for Bobby Roode...and somebody else is gonna carry them out in his stead!

Gunnar answers Bobby Roode's open challenge.

Bobby Roode beats Gunner in a Tables match thanks to interference from "The Cowboy" James Storm. Bully Ray makes the save.



Bully Ray teams with Gunner next week to take on Bobby Roode and "The Cowboy" James Storm!

Eric Young retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Abyss in a Monster's Ball match!

Generation NXT - NXT recap for April 17, 2014

Aiden English grabs the tights to beat Colin Cassady.

Devin Taylor "interviews" Tyler Breeze. He just shows up and leaves.

Tom Phillips interviews Paige...who has no plans of being complacent with both women's titles on her shoulders.

Camacho beats Oliver Grey.



Devin Taylor interviews Bo Dallas, who makes excuses for the failed "NXT Invasion."

The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) beat Wesley Blake and Cal Bishop.

Devin Taylor interviews Sasha Banks and Charlotte. They have a tag match against Emma and a partner of her choice...and Charlotte is about to take charge with the BFF's!

Before his match, CJ Parker rebukes the NXT Universe until The Great Khali shows up.

The Great Khali beats CJ Parker.



Emma accepts Sasha Banks and Charlotte's tag team match challenge.

Sami Zayn makes it clear he doesn't like Cory Graves.

Jason Jordan and Tye Dillinger beat Sawyer Fulton and Baron Corbin.

Adrian Neville beats Brodus Clay by count-out.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Tuesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for April 15, 2014

Before Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) vs 3MB (Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) begins, Jinder Mahal announces 3MB has their own mascot: Hornswoggle.

Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) vs 3MB (Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) ends when Hornswoggle and El Torito go at it.



Bad News Barrett beats Sin Cara.

Tamina Snuka wins a Divas battle royal to become #1 contender for the WWE Divas Championship at Extreme Rules.



Triple H addresses the WWE Universe this Friday on SmackDown!

Big Show beats Jack Swagger.



Monday, April 14, 2014

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 14, 2014

The show starts with a video tribute and 10-bell salute for The Ultimate Warrior.



Rob Van Dam beats Alberto Del Rio to advance to Round 2 of the Intercontinental title tournament.



Triple H and Stephanie talk to Randy Orton and Batista.

We see Ultimate Warrior's Intercontinental title win against The Honky Tonk Man at SummerSlam in 1988.



Triple H wants Batista and Randy Orton's help taking down The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) since Daniel Bryan isn't here tonight. Orton and Batista only care about being WWE World champ and tell him he's on his own.

Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel) beat The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust).



Paige beats Alicia Fox with the Scorpion Cross Lock.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) attack Randy Orton and Batista during the latter team's match against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).



We see Ultimate Warrior's World Heavyweight Championship title win against Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania 6.

Cesaro beats "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry to advance to Round 2 of the Intercontinental title tournament.



Triple H tells Brad Maddox to tell The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) they have a match tonight.

Alexander Rusev beats Xavier Woods with the Accolade. R-Truth attacks Rusev, but Lana holds him back. As Truth checks on Woods, Rusev hits Truth with a big boot.



We see Ultimate Warrior's steel cage match against Rick Rude for the World Heavyweight Championship at SummerSlam 1990.

Sheamus beats Jack Swagger to advance to Round 2 in the Intercontinental title tournament.



Damien Sandow says he deserves and demands respect, even as Big Show comes to the ring. Big Show eventually knocks Sandow out.



The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) shows up to talk about John Cena, saying he'll free everyone from Cena's lies and push him into beast mode. He calls out Cena, saying he's just here right now to come out and play. Cena shows up and tries to have some fun with the Wyatts. After some TitanTron jokes, Cena gets serious, and challenges Bray Wyatt to a steel cage match at Extreme Rules. Bray accepts.

Layla and Fandango beat Santino Marella and Emma.



Stephanie McMahon criticizes Kane for his recent failures...and Kane goes back to basics, pulling the mask out of the glass case. Masked Kane is back.

Don't be a lemon, Mr. Bunny. Be a Rosebud! Also, Bo-lieve in yourself!





Bad News Barrett beats Dolph Ziggler to advance to Round 2 in the Intercontinental title tournament.



Masked Kane is back...



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) are put in an 11-on-3 handicap match, which quickly goes out of control and becomes an all-out brawl. Triple H, Randy Orton and Batista reform Evolution, and pick the bones of The Shield.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Total Divas Island - Total Divas recap for April 13, 2014

The Total Divas eat out...and Nikki shows off her new heels, which John Cena bought for her...in three colors. Brie then notices that Nattie's nose is bleeding out of her right nostril. Nattie's nose has never been quite the same since Summer Rae slapped her in the face. Nattie tells the Total Divas about that debacle. Summer Rae doesn't know about this, as she hasn't told her. Meanwhile, the rest of the Total Divas are grossed out a little bit.



Backstage, the Bellas and Eva Marie eat at catering with Tamina Snuka. Nikki announces that's she's officially a real estate agent, having passed the test to be one not too long ago.



Nattie talks with Mark, who was looking for her backstage. He asks if she would like to participate in a match for the WWE Divas Championship at TLC. She takes the opportunity.

Nikki Bella's first attempt at selling a home is a dream house by the beach in San Diego. She calls John Cena before the showing, and tells him that she really loves it. She then does the showing.

Trinity practices the choreography for the music video for her first single, "Dance All Night."

Nikki and John Cena are now spending more time together in San Diego now that they've reconciled. Suddenly, John Cena gets up and takes a phone call. Nikki is weirded out, since John doesn't usually do this sort of thing.

Jon Uso and Trinity head to Mrs. Sandra's house. Sandra is making the costume for Trinity's music video, but it's only done in the front.



Nikki comes home to John Cena. When she wears a few new wardrobes for her real estate job, she tries to wear something that grabs John's attention when she notices that John's eyes are glued to the laptop and the phone.

Jon Uso, Trinity and two of Trinity's uncles try to finish the suit for her music video...and there's a lot of rhinestones. Trinity is a bit frustrated by this endeavor.

Trinity heads to the Laufer Institute to see what's going on her nose. One of her septums are shaped incorrectly, and will require invasive surgery to fix. She may be out for six months, and she's torn between getting surgery and missing out on her title shot or waiting until afterward.

The day of the music video shoot has arrived, and Trinity does not feel ready for it at all. Sandra shows up for the shoot, and luckily, the costume is complete. As they record the video, the costume falls apart. Trinity switches to a different outfit, but the police arrive asking for their permit to record a music video.

Thankfully, the permit checks out. Trinity is stressed out, and Jon Uso tells her not to let this get to her.

The WWE Divas and Superstars do a photo shoot for No H8. Nikki talks to Eva Marie and Trinity about John Cena's strange behavior as of late. Eva Marie tells Nikki to suspect that John may be cheating, as all of this happened to her and it ended with a former boyfriend of hers cheating on her.

Nattie has a match against Summer Rae tonight, one week before TLC. Nattie tells her not to hit her in the face for safety reasons. Summer Rae can't seem to figure out why. They immediately have their match after this, and not surprisingly, Summer Rae hits Nattie in the face anyway. Nattie gets ticked off and puts Summer Rae in a nasty Sharpshooter for her efforts. Backstage, Nattie meets Nikki and Ariane, who have to console her.



Nikki Bella comes home to John Cena stretching. When he says he's going to the gym, Nikki wants to go with him, but John Cena's says he's fine. Nikki finds this weird, as John Cena never says no to her on this. Nikki calls Brie about this, and they decide to swing by to the gym together. Shortly afterwards, Nikki picks up Brie and they decided to look for John's Ferrari in the parking lot. They don't find him, so Nikki calls John, who insists he's at the gym when he's really not. Nikki is in tears, and Brie thinks there's an explanation. Nikki tells Brie that's she going to tell him to pack his stuff up and get out.



John Cena finally shows up. Nikki confronts him about lying to her, and the conversation doesn't seem to go anywhere.

Nattie and TJ talk about the surgery for her septum while on the road. Nattie is afraid to take time off as somebody else will take her spot, but TJ tells her that if she waits, she may make her injury worse. Nattie decides to suck it up.

Nikki is about to show the house by the beach again when John Cena shows up. John Cena comes clean and says he saw another woman. Her name is Sarah, and she's an escrow agent. The whole lying and deception was all because she loved the house and wanted to buy it for her. Nikki is relieved, and Cena is packing his stuff up and moving to San Diego. The house is theirs.



Jon Uso and Brodus Clay are the first to hear Trinity's new song and see the music video, and the Bellas also get to hear it. They all love it.



TJ and Nattie talk before the latter's match. Nattie hopes she's making the right decision by sticking it out and waiting until after having her Divas title match to have the septum surgery.

Nattie sticks through the match despite her nose throbbing, and is glad she stuck through it.

Bonus clip: Nikki Bella talks about being a real estate agent.



...and here's After Total Divas!

Friday, April 11, 2014

Layin 'da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for April 11, 2014

John Cena shows up and talks about WrestleMania 30 and the new folks on the main roster. As he proclaims he is the measuring stick of the WWE at the moment, The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) show up on the TitanTron again. They want to bring the monster out of Cena again, even if they have to go to extremes to do it.


Paul Heyman guests on commentary for the next match.

Cesaro beats Big Show by disqualification after Jack Swagger interferes and tries to put the Patriot Lock on Cesaro. Show takes out Swagger, but Cesaro lands the Neutralizer on Show.


Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel) beat Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego).


Renee Young interviews Rob Van Dam. RVD is glad to be back!

Rob Van Dam beats Damien Sandow.


Hulk Hogan shows up and brings out Daniel Bryan, who admits he's a Hulkamaniac. Both men do the Hulk posedown.


Bad News Barrett beats Kofi Kingston.


Fandango has replaced Summer Rae with Layla. It pays off, as Layla steals the Cobra to help Fandango beat Santino Marella.


Kane, Batista and Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan and The Usos ends in a no-contest when the match goes out of control. The Usos are laid waste to, and The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) take down Kane and cause Orton and Batista to retreat. Daniel Bryan stops Kane from attacking The Shield with a steel chair, then Kane eats a three-man power bomb.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Generation NXT - NXT recap for April 10, 2014

Adam Rose beats Danny Burch.


Devin Taylor interviews referee Shawn Bennett, who says he ended Sami Zayn vs. Corey Graves early last week due to the fact that Zayn was unable to communicate with him when he asked him if he was okay. In a separate interview, Corey Graves tells Devin Taylor he's just getting started with Sami Zayn.

Bayley beats Sasha Banks.


Mojo Rawley beats Sylvester Lefort. After the match, Brodus Clay comes out and annihilates Lefort, then mouthing off about Adrian Neville and telling him to face him right now. Adrian Neville shows up and answers his challenge. When they stare down, Brodus walks away.

Devin Taylor interviews Oliver Grey, but Camacho butts in to complain about Adam Rose. Oliver Grey challenges him to a match next week, but Camacho walks away.

NXT Fan Axxess takes WrestleMania Axxess by storm!

Devin Taylor interviews The Great Khali. He's pretty happy to be here...and Bayley's happy to see Khali. CJ Parker shows up and makes fun of Khali's size. Khali tells CJ through Bayley's translation skills that he'll see him in the ring next week.

Bo Dallas shows up. He mentions the #YesMovement, and decides to start the "Bo Movement" to get back to the top of the line for the NXT Championship with the help of his Bolievers...but the NXT Universe literally turns their backs on him. Bo Dallas stops being happy-go-lucky and instead feels betrayed.


After the break, JBL shows up during Bo Dallas' meltdown and sticks it to Bo, then puts him in a match against Justin Gabriel.

Bo Dallas beats Justin Gabriel.

Come As You Are (WWE Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 10, 2014

Ryback beats Dolph Ziggler.



Titus O'Neil beats Kofi Kingston.

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for April 10, 2014

Dixie Carter is back! She's got a lot to say, but she can't say it all quite yet. We'll have to wait until later.

There is now a ten-man gauntlet to determine the new #1 contender for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Sadly, Samoa Joe won't be in it.

Magnus guests on commentary during the ten-man gauntlet.

Eric Young wins the ten-man gauntlet match. As Christy Hemme interviews him, he calls out MVP, saying he has a favor to ask.


MVP shows up. Eric Young wants his shot at Magnus and the TNA World Heavyweight Championship tonight despite injuring his right arm. MVP makes it so, telling Magnus to get off commentary and suit up. If Magnus disqualifies himself or gets himself counted-out, he forfeits the title! Also, Abyss is barred from ringside, and anyone that interferes on Magnus' behalf will be fired on the spot!


Rockstar Spud tries to surprise Dixie Carter, but Dixie thinks Rockstar has cast her aside to work for MVP. Willow destroys everything.

Angelina Love beats ODB, Gail Kim and Brittany to become #1 contender for the TNA Knockouts Championship.


Dixie Carter confronts MVP, and tells him she's here to deal with a disgruntled wrestler...


The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) meet Jesse Godderz and DJ Z of the Bro Mans. Robbie E's flight was canceled, so he's not here. However, Jesse has both of the tag belts. MVP has an idea...and if Robbie E doesn't show up by bell time, DJ Z will be defending the title under the Freebird rule.

Dixie Carter shows up and calls out Bully Ray, who shows up. She confronts him for trying to break into her office weeks ago only for Bobby Roode to shut him down. Bully Ray says TNA is our company, not Dixie's. Dixie grabs the mic from Bully, asking him if he knows who she is, telling him she's still her boss before slapping her. Bully is then suddenly attacked by Bobby Roode. Bully fights back, and Roode flees, leaving just Bully and Dixie in the ring...


Magnus confronts Dixie Carter. Dixie wants to do with Magnus at this point.


The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) beat the Bro Mans (Jessie Godderz and DJ Z) by disqualification when Robbie E miraculously shows up and drags the ref out of the ring during a pin attempt. The Bro Mans, however, still retain the TNA Tag Team Championships.


Christy Hemme has a message about commitment to send to Samuel Shaw...

Christy Hemme calls out Samuel Shaw. She says Samuel is just misunderstood. She teases him and says she has a surprise for him. Mr. Anderson shows up from inside a van to a mental institution, enters the ring and beats up Samuel Shaw. Anderson tries to throw a knocked-out Samuel Shaw into the van, but Samuel Shaw still comes to and escapes!


Willow chllenges Rockstar Spud and Ethan Carter III to a handicap match next week.

TNA comes to the Manhattan Center in late June!


Eric Young beats Magnus to win the TNA World Heavyweight Championship!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Tuesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for April 8, 2014

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan). Renee Young interviews The Shield afterward. They're prepared to take on Triple H and his cronies!


Jack Swagger beats Dolph Ziggler with the Patriot Lock.


Alexander Rusev destroys Sin Cara with the Accolade in record time.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 7, 2014

Daniel Bryan starts the show. The "Yes!" chants are loud and long, but the chants stop when Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up. Triple H makes D-Bry defend the title against...Triple H himself! He still wants the title!



Batista and Randy Orton confront Triple H. Stephanie McMahon says they'll get their rematches against Daniel Bryan, but not tonight. Tonight, however, they'll take on The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) for the WWE Tag Team Championships.

The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper) beat Big E, John Cena and Sheamus.



Bo Dallas is coming to the main roster!



Santino Marella and Emma beat Fandango and Summer Rae with the Dilemma.



Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman show up. They gloat about injuring Undertaker. Heyman talks crap about the competition while saying Lesnar is the one in 21-1.



Adam Rose is coming to the main roster!



The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) and the team of Batista and Randy Orton fight to a double count-out. The Usos are annihilated by the big men.



Rob Van Dam returns! He beats Damien Sandow in his first match in months.



Bad News Barrett returns to television for the first time in months and beats Rey Mysterio.



Alexander Rusev beats Zack Ryder with the Accolade in a dominant debut.



The Ultimate Warrior shows up. He calls the WWE Universe the "legend makers" of the Warrior, and hopes the Universe will do the same for the Warriors of today.



It's not the WWE...without you.



AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka show up. As AJ talks about being Divas champ, Paige shows up. Paige congratulates AJ, but AJ makes light of her and smacks her, challenging her to a match and putting the Divas title on the line!

Paige beats AJ Lee to win the WWE Divas Championship in her main roster debut, making her the youngest Divas champ ever at 21 years old!



Hulk Hogan shows up and awards the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale trophy to Cesaro, who also shws up. Hulk leaves and Zeb grabs the mic from Cesaro, saying he made Cesaro a "Real American" and a "Zeb Colter guy." Cesaro takes the mike, but says he's not a Zeb Colter guy. Instead, he's a Paul Heyman guy. Heyman shows up to seal the deal, ending the Real Americans. Cesaro is blindsided by Jack Swagger, who destroys the trophy. This causes Cesaro to fight back, and the Real Americans effectively cease to be.



Cesaro beats Jack Swagger by count-out after Swagger and Zeb Colter retreat, in an impromptu match made by Brad Maddox on the WWE App during the break as Swagger and Cesaro brawled.



Stephanie McMahon tells The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) and Kane to get along and help Triple H become WWE World champ against Daniel Bryan tonight.

This Friday on SmackDown: Big Show vs Cesaro!

Randy Orton and Batista attack Daniel Bryan, and Kane shows up to choke slam D-Bry. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up and force the ref to start the match, but The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up. Kane, Orton and Batista confront them, and when Triple H tells all six men to stand down, he gets Speared by Roman Reigns. The Shield fight Kane, Orton and Batista...and Triple H eats the running knee after the opposition is obliterated.


Sunday, April 6, 2014

WrestleMania 30 - The LIVE Results

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro), Rybaxel (Rybaxel and Curtis Axel) and Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego). After the match, the Real Americans fight, and Swagger gets the Cesaro Swing after blaming Cesaro for the loss? Is this the end of the Real Americans?

Hulk Hogan shows up to host the event. He calls the Network the "WWFE Network" and gets the stadium name wrong on accident, calling it the Silverdome instead of the Mercedes-Benz Superdome (the latter joke becomes a running gag for the rest of the opening promo). Suddenly, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin comes out and pumps the crowd up along with Hulk, then The Rock shows up. He pumps up the crowd even more before the three legendary warriors take it home.

Daniel Bryan beats Triple H to go on to the WWE World title Triple Threat match. Stephanie McMahon and Triple H attack Daniel after the match. Daniel has to be helped back to the back.

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat Kane and The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn).

Sgt. Slaughter, "Dangerous" Danny Davis, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat play with the new WWE Slam City playset until "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase buys it from under them. Ron Simmons says "Damn!"

Cesaro wins the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Big Show, the last man eliminated, shakes his hand.



John Cena beats Bray Wyatt in a huge moral struggle of an amazing match.



Brock Lesnar ends "The Streak," beating The Undertaker with three F5's.

AJ Lee retains the WWE Divas Championship with the Black Widow in the Vicki Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper and "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff finally bury the hatchet with Hulk Hogan and Mr. T after thirty years.

Daniel Bryan beats Batista and Randy Orton, despite interference from Triple H and Stephanie McMahon as well as D-Bry nearly leaving on a stretcher, to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship!

Friday, April 4, 2014

My predictions for WWE WrestleMania 30

Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. ????
for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

It started out as Randy Orton versus Batista after Batista won the Royal Rumble match. As time went on, Daniel Bryan started his #YESMovement, demanding a match against Triple H for screwing him over and over since SummerSlam as well as shot at the WWE World title if he wins afterwards. Shortly afterwards, Triple H has no choice but to deal with those with untapped potential and those who want to live off past glories telling him what's best for business...and says that when he beats Daniel Bryan, he'll throw himself into the WWE World title mix and force a Triple Threat match.

My prediction: Hoping for a Daniel Bryan win and a title reign that lasts more than 24 hours.

The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Undertaker comes out of hibernation to fight at WrestleMania again this year, this time against the Beast, Brock Lesnar.

My prediction: Undertaker. By a thread. Again.

The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

Participants: Alberto Del RioBig EBig ShowBrad MaddoxBrodus ClayChristianCody RhodesDamien SandowDarren YoungDolph ZigglerFandangoDrew McIntyreGoldustThe Great KhaliHeath SlaterJinder MahalJustin GabrielKofi KingstonMark HenryThe MizRey MysterioSheamusR-TruthSantino MarellaSin CaraTitus O'Neil and Zack Ryder.

Thirty men fight in a battle royal for the Andre the Giant Memorial Trophy...and only one man will come out. Who will it be?

My prediction: Thinking the Big Show just might win this one.

Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H
(winner goes on to WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Title Match)

We wanted it. We forced his hand. We got it.

My prediction: Daniel Bryan. I have 100% faith in him winning this one. He's gone too long and too hard without a really big victory, and I know he won't give up.

John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt

Bray Wyatt has decided to pick a fight with John Cena, calling him a liar and chastising him as a harbinger of false hope. Cena has to take on Wyatt and the rest of his Family, and do it all for his legacy...but has the Wyatt Family gotten to him?

My prediction: LOLCENAWINS

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) (c) vs. Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) vs. The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) vs. Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego)
for the WWE Tag Team Championships

Originally The Usos vs. Rybaxel, the tag team title match went from standard two-on-two to a Fatal Four-Way tag team match. Who will wins this one?

My prediction: Have the feeling that The Usos will retain.

AJ Lee (c) vs. Naomi vs. Cameron vs. Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella vs. Natalya vs. Eva Marie vs. Emma vs. Aksana vs. Alicia Fox vs. Summer Rae vs. Rosa Mendes vs. Layla vs. Tamina Snuka
in the Vickie Guerrero Divas Invitational for the WWE Divas Championship


Now you've done it, AJ. You've defended successfully against just about everybody who's usually on Raw or SmackDown. Now you have to defend against them all at once. Yes, your enforcer is also out for your belt. Good luck with that!

My prediction: Hoping for a Natalya victory.