Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for September 28, 2022

The Jericho Appreciation Society head to the ring to celebrate Chris Jericho winning the Ring of Honor World Championship and becoming an eight-time world champion to start tonight's show. Luigi Primo is also seen in the ring. Angelo Parker says Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is a "town of losers," and that The Jericho Appreciation Society will given them the gift in the form of a winner in Chris Jericho. Matt Menard then introduces Luigi Primo, who says he has made pizza for them, and Menard and Anna Jay tell the crowd that they are not getting any of it. Anna Jay threatens to choke the crowd out after they chant "We want pizza!" Anna Jay then says that the fans will get Chris Jericho, who tells the crowd that they cannot have any pizza, but they can have the most important Ring of Honor World Champion in history in "The Ocho" Chris Jericho. He says that he is the most honorable man in AEW and now it is official, and that he is the most-watched Ring of Honor World Champion because nobody has heard of Ring of Honor before saying that he will make Ring of Honor famous. Jericho says that he will defend the Ring of Honor World Championship against Bandido, who he says never got the rematch he wanted and that he will blow the fans' minds despite being a pro wrestler. Jericho then gives a black gift box to Daniel Garcia. Garcia opens the box and finds a purple bucket hat, which Jericho puts on his head. Garcia throws the hat down and punches out Luigi Primo. Garcia says he has tolerated this for a little bit, but this was not when he envisioned when he got into the business. He is about to admit something to Jericho when Jericho silences him and tells him to think about what he is going to say next. He tells him that if he makes the right decision, he will be even more famous, but if he makes the wrong decision, he will have to take him out. When asked if he is a pro wrestler or a sports entertainer, Garcia is about to answer when "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson shows up. Danielson says that it seems Jericho is telling Garcia what he thinks Garcia should be, then says he has an infinite respect for Garcia and that Garcia can do whatever he wants as he gives him a choice between the Society and the Blackpool Combat Club. Jericho tells Danielson to shut up and stop poaching Garcia, as Garcia does what he tells him to do. Garcia takes the microphone and says he does not belong to Jericho and does not have to follow any of his commands. He then entertains the idea of throwing the pizza on the ground before throwing it on the ground, then entertains waking up Luigi Primo before tossing pizzas with him and entertains tagging with ring announcer Justin Roberts. He then asks if it would be entertaining if he was in a tag team with Danielson, then he tells Jericho it would be entertaining if he and Danielson tag teamed against Jericho and Sammy Guevara. Matt Menard says confronts Daniel Garcia for turning on them after putting up with him and making him famous for a year, then says he will punch Danielson right now. Danielson then says he has been allowed to have a match with anyone who wants to fight him. Danielson then says that he and Menard will have a match right here, right now.





William Regal guests on commentary for the next match.

"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson beats "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard with the Busaiku Knee followed by the Lebell Lock after Claudio Castagnoli runs out, uppercuts "Cool Hand" Angelo Parker for getting involved and carries him all the way to the back.



We see a video package for Jon Moxley vs. Juice Robinson later tonight.

We see a video package chronicling MJF's physical confrontation with Wheeler Yuta, who in turn is attacked by The Firm.

Wheeler Yuta heads to the ring and says that he and MJF have a serious problem after MJF had the audacity to put his hands on Tony Schaivone last week, then says actions should have consequences and that MJF should fight him in his city. He tells the fans not to get too excited as MJF loves to run and hide and is hiding his tan, his suits, The Firm and the microphone, because he knows that once the bell rings, MJF cannot hang with him. Wheeler Yuta mentions a few things that MJF will make fun of before saying that MJF will come down to the ring to get the ass beating he deserves. MJF shows up and calls Philadelphia "the place you live when you can't afford to live in New York" before mocking Tony Schiavone and calling him a coward like the rest of the fans. He then says that Wheeler Yuta is no coward as they both grew up in the business together, and that Wheeler made a mistake when he confronted him on the microphone last week. MJF says that Wheeler is taking TV time from "the biggest draw in AEW" while claiming he does not care about the company, and says he has as much charisma as Joe Frazier's dead corpse before mentioning the Phillies as Wheeler predicted. He then says he does not have to care as he is a multi-millionaire at 26 years old, then Wheeler says he does not care about his money or his jersey and says that if he does not want to fight him, he will leave him in a pool of blood on Broad Street. Wheeler tells MJF that bad things happen in Philadelphia and that tonight is no exception as he comes at MJF, but MJF is quickly backed up The Gunn Club (Austin and Colten Gunn). MJF says he does not do brawls, but he can wrestle, then teases a match before saying they will wrestle next week. MJF then says he will watch Jon Moxley "be an absolutely horrible wrestler" and "cash my check in on The Blackpool Cuckold Club." Austin Gunn then does the "MJF is better than you, and you know it" line.



We see a video package for Darby Allin vs. Jay Lethal next week. Jay Lethal says that he will beat Darby Allin on his own, while Darby Allin will remind everyone who he really is.

William Regal guests on commentary for the next match.

Jon Moxley beats Juice Robinson in an AEW World Championship Eliminator Match with the Juujikatami. After the match, "Hangman" Adam Page gets in the ring and has a staredown with Moxley.As Page takes his wallet out of his back packet and tosses it onto the mat, MJF interrupts from the luxury box, telling both men they are fighting to lose, as he just might cash his Casino Ladder Match poker chip to become AEW World Champion as security intervenes. Wheeler Yuta then appears behind MJF in the luxury box and fights him in the crowd. Security gets involved in his confrontation as well. MJF is furious afterwards.



We see a video package for Bandido vs. Chris Jericho for the Ring of Honor World Championship later tonight.

Saraya heads to the ring. Saraya says it feels fantastic to be back, and that she is in AEW to create change in the women's division, for she is the revolution. She then says that AEW is officially her house. Saraya then brings out the AEW women's division. Toni Storm comes out with the faces of the women's locker room, and Saraya says that the women's division will make a change as she reintroduces Toni Storm, Skye Blue, Willio Nightingale, Athena and Madison Rayne. Saraya says that Toni Storm is being used to her full potential and is the best women's champion AEW has ever seen. Suddenly, Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D., Penelope Ford, Rebel and Jamie Hayter show up. Britt says that they have seen shiny new toys come and go, then says that she is the face of the women's division and that she has put her neck out for AEW, going so far as to say that unlike Saraya's neck, hers can handle it. Britt mocks the pronunciation of Saraya's name, then Saraya says that Britt Baker's name rhymes with "shit." Britt says she had respect for Toni Storm until she could not stay away from the problematic people in wrestling. She accuses Athena and Toni Storm of breaking her nose and making her the victim of another conspiracy, then says Toni has a match on her hands with Serena Deeb and that one misstep from Toni will lead to a new champion. Britt brings out Serena Deeb, then Saraya mentions that she has talked to Tony Khan and that the next match will be a lumberjack match for the Interim AEW Women's World Championship. Saraya guests on commentary for the next match.



Toni Storm retains the Interim AEW Women's World Championship against Serena Deeb with a piledriver from the top rope.



Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Billy Gunn and The Acclaimed. Gunn announces that next week is National Scissoring Day, and The Acclaimed tell the fans to bring the chants and signs. As Bowens announces that they have an open contract for a tag team title defense on Friday, Keith Lee shows up and says Swerve Strickland is disgruntled after Billy Gunn cost them the titles. He tells The Acclaimed that they got carried, then wishes them luck.

Backstage, Andrade el Idolo breaks up an argument between Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) and The Butcher and The Blade, then leaves with the latter team after he and Jose remind Private Party that Andrade is their boss. Matt Hardy shows up and says that the three of them felt last week, and that Andrade is worse than Big Money Matt ever was. He gives them a chance to reunite next week, and he says that this time, he will make it right.

"Absolute" Ricky Starks quickly beats Eli Isom.



In backstage footage from last week's Rampage, Jungle Boy says that he will get both Luchasaurus and Christian Cage.

Chris Jericho retains the Ring of Honor World Championship against Bandido with the Walls of Jericho following a poke to the eyes. After the match, Jericho says the "Ring of Jericho" has begun and that he will beat every champion that has held the title starting with Bryan Danielson as he destroys Ring of Honor's legacy before punching Bobby Cruise and hitting him with the Judas Effect.



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