Saturday, September 21, 2024

Collision Course - Collision recap for September 21, 2024

"The Natural" Dustin Rhodes and Sammy Guevara retain the ROH World Tag Team Championships against Undisputed Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) in a Bunkhouse Brawl.



Backstage, Lexy Nair are interviews Hologram and The Conglomeration (Mark Briscoe and Kyle O'Reilly) when The Premier Athletes (Josh Woods, Ariya Daivari, Josh Woods) and "Smart" Mark Sterling show up. Sterling mentions today being declared "AEW Day" in Springfield, Massachusetts and demands that there be no shenanigans in the form of a kick to the crotch. Mark Briscoe calls Sterling a "shenanigator," then says the word of the day is "equalizer" and brings out Rocky "Azucar" Romero, who has been tasked with stopping any shenanigans. This leads to a staredown between Romero and Josh Woods.

Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. will return at AEW Dynamite's 5-Year Anniversary Show.

Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Evil Uno and Alex Reynolds. As Evil Uno talks about his upcoming match with Jon Moxley, Darby Allin shows up and says there is a war coming, and says that Jon Moxley sees them all as jokes. He then says he will show the difference between himself and Evil Uno tonight, saying he will not lay down and die and that he will become World Champion. He says that The Dark Order has coasted for too long, and demands that Evil Uno show him what he can do.

Before the next match, "Smart" Mark Sterling talks about how he met with the mayor of Springfield, Massachusettes and got today proclaimed as "AEW Day." He also talks about how he got to the Key to the City, which he says does not even work, as they have been treated horribly since their arrival and cannot wait to leave.

Hologram and The Conglomeration (Mark Briscoe and Kyle O'Reilly) beat The Premier Athletes (Josh Woods, Ariya Daivari, Josh Woods) in a trios match as Rocky "Azucar" Romero is able to stop "Smart" Mark Sterling from getting involved in the match.



Backstage, we hear from MxM Collection (Mansoor and Mason Madden), who announce the extreme makeover that they gave "Platinum" Max Caster's jacket before declaring that they will show "the Grand Slam finale to New York Fashion Week" next week on Dynamite.

Mariah May beats Lady Frost in an AEW Women's World Championship Eliminator Match.



Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Willow Nightingale. Willow says she is in a lot of pain, but at least she does not have to deal with Stokley Hathaway anymore. She then says she is inspired by Yuka Sakazaki going for championship gold when Deonna Purrazzo and Taya Valkyrie show up. Deonna says that if Willow was a real friend, she would have helped Yuka Sakazaki last week. She then offers Mariah May protection as well as the same generosity she has given Taya, and when Willow interrupts Deonna, Taya threatens to kick Willow's ass. Willow takes this as a challenge for Rampage.

Backstage, we hear from The Acclaimed ("Platinum" Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, "Daddy Ass" Billy Gunn). Backstage, we hear from The Acclaimed. "Platinum" Max Caster insults MxM Collection through rap, then Bowens says it is time to nut up or shut up.

We see a video package chronicling the recent events involving The Blackpool Combat Club.

Darby Allin beats Evil Uno in a match that sees both of them really go at it on the outside.



In backstage footage from after last week's Dynamite, Jeff Jarrett says that he will do things his way and challenges "Hangman" Adam Page to a Lumberjack Strap Match at Grand Slam with everyone who Hangman has declared has been in his way at ringside, and he plans to kick Hangman's ass.

Serena Deeb beats Queen Aminata.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Saraya and Harley Cameron. Harley explains a "Saraya's Rules" Match, in which the rules do not apply to Saraya, there are no hammerlocks, and the winner receives a signed copy of Saraya's autobiography. She then balls up the rules for a "Saraya's Rules" Match and puts them in her mouth before she and Saraya leave.

Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Dustin Rhodes and Sammy Guevara. Dustin thanks Guevara, calling him one of his best tag team partners, and Guevara says that while they have both had their setbacks, nights like this make it worth it. Sammy then says that he also wants two championships like Dustin, and challenges "The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada to a Continental Championship Eliminator Match under Continental Rules. Dustin says Sammy has more heart and soul than half the roster, and tells him to get crazy and have some fun.

Grizzled Young Veterans (Zack Gibson and James Drake), Rush, Roderick Strong and The Beast Mortos beat Hook, The Outrunners (Truth Magnum and Turbo Floyd) and FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) in an All-Star ten-man tag team match.



Backstage, we hear from Serena Deeb, who says that she beat the hell out of Queen Aminata like she said she would before challenging Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. to a match at Dynamite's 5-Year Anniversary Show.

Nigel McGuinness is on the stage. He says that "The American Coward Benign Danielson" has failed to answer his challenge, then calls him a "pathetic" "clam digger" hiding behind a "fake injury" and says that "Bryan fears Nigel." Nigel then says that if Danielson will not face him for his family, he should do it for the fans, as if he denies him, then he denies them. Tony Schiavone interrupts, saying that Nigel's claims are ridiculous and that if Danielson was cleared to wrestle, he will wrestle him, then says Danielson is not afraid of Nigel and that Danielson is one of the best he has ever seen and called as a commentator. Nigel says Schiavone is "one of the luckiest sons-of-bitches he has ever seen," as he would take any other person's head off for saying that, and tells him to go back to the commentary table and shut his mouth. He says Schiavone may be drinking "the Coward-Aid," but he is not, and then says that he does not care who Danielson faces him for, as he wants Danielson to face in the middle of the ring in their final chapter. He then says that it is his destiny, and that ever since he has retired, he has told anyone who would listen that he was as good as Danielson, but nobody listened to or believed him. Nigel then says there are only two people who know that this saying is true - him and Danielson - and that this is why Danielson has refused to answer his challenge, as he knows that if he shows up, he will destroy him and finally have vindication. He says that Danielson is taking away from him the one thing he deserves, but this time, even if Danielson does not show up, he will be vindicated. He says the ball is in Danielson's court, and says if there is a God in heaven, it will happen. He then says that if there is not, then may the Devil hear his prayer.



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