Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for November 29, 1999

In memory of Hiro Matsuda, 1937 - 1999.

Goldberg shows up. He knows that The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are in the back hearing what he has to say, and asks if he is the kind of guy to mess around with. He says he is not, but week after week, they show up and try to entertain the people with a little bit of comedy. He says that will not happen tonight. Last time they met, he got hit in the back with a steel chair and admits that he liked it. He is in the ring tonight to put a stop to their childish games, for when he steps into the ring, this is his world and he does not play around. He does not make threats, he is just the bearer of a little bit of reality as to what is going to happen. He then tells Scott Hall that if he gets involved in his match with Kevin Nash, he will show him what a little bit of heavy metal is all about. As for Kevin Nash, he's next. The Outsiders then show up, and Hall tells Goldberg he sounds upset and serious tonight, and they are here to bring that comedy he was referring to. He admits than wrapping a steel chair around Goldberg's head was one of the funniest things he has ever seen. Nash tells Goldberg The Outsiders have five words for him: don't sing it, bring it. Goldberg dares them to get in the ring, but as The Outsiders approach Goldberg, Sid Vicious shows up and says it will not be that simple as there is a new babyface in his town and his name is Sid Vicious. Sid and Goldberg fight The Outsiders side-by-side until security gets in the ring to break it up. Hall gets knocked out of the ring by Sid, while Nash gets out of the ring.

A mud ring is seen near the entrance ramp, and it is announced that a match involving The Nitro Girls is involved.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen exiting a limousine as two women get out of a ring nearby. (One of the women is former WWF Women's Champion Bertha Faye; the other is Patty Stonegrinder aka Leilani Kai.)

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are seen talking to Tony Marinara, saying they will take care of Disco Inferno and Lash LeRoux before the night is over.

Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) retain the WCW World Tag Team Championships against Buff Bagwell and Booker T after a chair shot to Buff Bagwell during the pinfall as Curt Hennig distracts referee Billy Silverman. Creative Control continue to attack Buff and Booker after the match, but the light go off and come back on, signaling the arrival of Midnight, who hits Creative Control with some drop kicks.

Juventud Guerrera shows up in Vince Russo's office. Russo is complaining about having some "Japanese clown" on his show due to prior commitments, and that the person in question is none other than Jushin "Thunder" Liger, who has not been seen in WCW in quite some time. Vince Russo tells Juvi that if he can take the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship off his waist, he will take are of Juvi's visa problems. Vince also tells Juvi he has a plan.

The Total Package, dressed in an expensive suit, hands Miss Elizabeth a piece of paper for breach of contract and threatens to sue her for hanging around with Sting last week. Miss Elizabeth says this has gone too far and that she will do anything to straighten this out. The Total Package says he will think about it.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen waiting near Vince Russo's office.

The two women from earlier figure out what to wear for the mud ring match.

Someone is seen delivering flowers to a woman named Symphony, who opens the door. There is a note attached that reads "My dearest Symphony, tonight is a night you will never forget. The next note in this cantata of love is soon to follow. Sincerely, your maestro." She takes the flowers.

Mike Tenay interviews Jeff Jarrett, who insists that he is the chosen one. As far as Dustin Rhodes is concerned, he could care less about him. He says he was hand-picked to win the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, and tonight, he gets one step closer to doing that. Tenay responds with "I hope so, because you've fallen out of favor with the powers that be." Jarrett responds by blasting him in the head with a guitar.

Brian Knobbs shows up. He says that what makes him stick to his stomach is the fat that he lost to "a woman" at Mayhem for the WCW Hardcore Championship. He says it is far from over as he is a hardcore solder of war. He says "Screamin'" Norman Smiley is in the back, and if he has any guts, he will face him in the ring. Smiley is in the back, and he does not have his gear. Fit Finley shows up with a bag around his shoulder, and he scares Norman Smiley to the point that he screams and hides underneath the table. Finely pulls out from the bag two Kendo sticks, tosses one to Knobbs, tosses away the other one, and still manages to make quick work of Knobbs. He then pulls out a piar of scissors and cuts off the back of Knobbs' hair. He then whacks Knobbs in the back with a kendo stick again, then says to the camera "He wants to be a soldier? Now he looks like a soldier!"

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito run into "Mean" Gene Okerlund. Vito invites Okerlund to a night out on the town. Okerlund accepts the invitation.

Curt Hennig and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) are in Vince Russo's office. Vince humiliates them for being attacked by Midnight, and Curt Hennig he would have cut through her, as nobody has ever embarrassed him like that. Vince Russo then makes a match between Curt Hennig and Midnight with Booker T barred from ringside.

Rob Moore from Mountain Grove, Missouri and Nancy Lastich of West Alice, Wisconsin are the final two Mayhem Match of the Week winners.

The two women from earlier tonight put on their make-up.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is still waiting for Vince Russo.

Buzzkill shows up with a "Down With Big Brother" sign at the start of the next match, and guests on commentary.

Juventud Guerrera beats Jushin "Thunder" Liger to become the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion! During the match, Buzzkill distracts the referee as well as Jushin "Thunder" Liger, and Juvi pulls a bottle of tequila out of a bag. He smashes it into the back of Liger's head to win the match and the Junior Heavyweight Championship.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. is now the main interviewer for the show now that Mike Tenay is knocked out and "Mean" Gene Okerlund is spending a night out on the town with Big Vito and Johnny The Bull. He also tries to sell his Amway goods - a set of fine china for $39.99 - before interviewing Oklahoma and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams. Oklahoma says Jerry Only should understand that running his mouth got him in a steel cage, and that none of his buddies can help him. Williams says it will be a slobberknocker.

Symphony is delivered candies. A note is included that reads "Sweets for my sweet, tonight you will be the cherry on top of my cake. Forever yours, The Maestro."

Sid Vicious is pre-occupied with choke slamming Scott Hall in the locker room.

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are in a gentleman's club with "Mean" Gene Okerlund.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. tries to sell a home security system for $59.95, then interviews The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall). Hall asks Nash what the deal is with the World Television Championship is, saying he hasn't gotten any free TV dinners or met Ted Turner. The Outsiders then play basketball with the Television title and a garbage can, and Nash dunks the TV title in the trash.

Before the next match, Shane Douglas announces that "Operation: Roadkill" was a huge success, and The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero, Torrie Wilson) are no more. Konnan and Rey Mysterio Jr. are nursing themselves back to health in hospital beds thanks to The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya), while Kidman and Eddie Guerrero will be on a idfferent cable channel sorting out their differences on Love Connection. He says The Revolution worked them from the inside, as The Filthy Animals never knew what hit them, and they nearly set the world on fire. What pissed them off, however, is that they cheered for Bret "The Hit Man" Hart for winning American gold, then booed them. Malenko says he was in the ring with "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit last week, and when he won, the fans booed him despite being American-made and born. Love it or leave it, The Revolution will leave it and declare themselves a sovereign nation upon themselves and do away with America. Tonight, he will be called "The Python." Shane Douglas will be "THe Rattler," Asya "The Boa." Saturn says he will be known as "The Trouser," (which he calls "the most sought after snake in the world") then says that if the fans want a revolution, they've got it. Tonight, they will start making that sad song better. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan then shows up and says he's got their snake right here, then stands up for America by stating he will shove his 2x4 where the sun doesn't shine. He then fights off The Revolution with his 2x4. Asya hits Duggan, but this causes Duggan to drop his 2x4 when the rest of The Revolution take advantage of the situation. They then hit him with his own 2x4, then Benoit shows up and saves Duggan as The Revolution do an "Iwo Jima" pose on top of him with their American flag.

Sid Vicious and The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are seen approaching the ring.

Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) is asked by Vince Russo to bring in "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. sells 24K, heart-shaped pendants for three easy payments of $19.95, then interviews Jerry Flynn. Flynn says there are three rules for something new he has introduced called "The Block": two men enter and one man leaves, bare fists and feet only, and come ready to fight, as no man has truly lived until they have felt the real pain of "The Block." He says the opportunity is there for any mean to meet him in the ring.

Curt Hennig and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) tell "Rowdy" Roddy Piper that Vince Russo is ready to see him now. Roddy, who is amazed that Curt Hennig is now on the same side as the powers that be, says he is proud to see the powers that be, but he has a stomach cramp and needs to take a "Vince Russo," and that he will see the powers that be whenever he damn well pleases.

Kevin Nash guests on commentary for the next match.

Scott Hall retains the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship against Sid Vicious. During the match, Hall inadvertently smacks referee Charles Robinson as Sid gets him up for a choke slam. When Sid goes for the powerbomb, Nash gets in the ring, but Sid sees it coming and dodges the elbow drop, which hits Hall. Sid then grabs Nash, but before he can powerbomb him, Jeff Jarrett runs in and whacks Sid in the head with his guitar. Jarrett then puts Hall on top of Sid, and wakes up referee Charles Robinson, who counts the pinfall. After the match, Goldberg runs in and hits Jarrett with a Spear and a Jackhammer.

Curt Hennig and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) escort "Rowdy" Roddy Piper to Vince Russo's office.

Oklahoma and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams are seen talking backstage about the recent Oklahoma-Oklahoma State game.

Big Vito is seen dancing in the gentleman's club with "Mena" Gene Okerlund as Johnny The Bull gets impatient.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is told by Vince Russo that he will be the referee of a mud wrestling match between the two women he saw earlier.

Backstage, a Nitro Girls food fight starts at catering. One of the women from earlier chokes, and Juvi tries to do the Heimlich but ends up calling for help.

Oklahoma guests on commentary for the next match.

Jerry Only beats "Dr. Death" Steve Williams in a Steel Cage Match. During the match, Oklahoma tries to get in the ring, but Vampiro and the rest of The Misfits catch him and pour his barbecue sauce all over him. This distracts Dr. Death briefly, but he does not get ouf the ring. He then tosses Jerry Only out of the ring, allowing him to get the ring, which wins Jerry Only the match.

Juventud Guerrera storms into Vince Russo's office bragging about saving the mud wrestling match by giving the woman who choked at catering mouth to mouth, but Vince Russo is disgusted and tells him to get out. The Total Package is then seen watching this going on from backstage and says "I may have an idea for that."

Chavo Guerrero Jr. interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart. Bret says they d not come any tougher than Meng, but Meng has never been in the ring with him. Chavo then tries to sell his line of hair care products after Bret leaves.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Meng. During the match, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) show up, distracting Bret. Bret goes for the Sharpshooter on Meng, but Meng kicks Bret into referee Nick Patrick as Hall gets into the ring. Meng grabs Hall and proceeds to beat him up, putting him in the Tongan Death Grip. Nash runs into the ring with a Kendo stick and whacks Meng with it, and it takes several whacks to knock Meng out, even for Nash. Nash then hits Meng with the Jackknife Power Bomb, then Hall pokes Bret with the Kendo stick at ringside. Suddenly, "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit runs in and takes the stick away from Hall, and attacks The Outsiders with it. Bret gets back in the ring and puts Meng in the Sharpshooter as referee Nick Patrick gets back up. Meng is out, and Bret retains.

Symphony is delivered a teddy bear. Attached is a note that reads "My muse, you and I will soon make our beatuful debut. I'll see you in our special place in less than thirty minutes."

The Total Package tells Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) he has an idea for Vince Russo, and it involves ratings. One of the men says he will see with Vince about it.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. sells make-up kits to the stars at clearance prices. Tygress says that if he has something that will help her finish teh job that she and Sky started with Spice last week, she will take ten of them, and asks him if he has ever seen Tygress without make-up before saying it is a scary sight. Suddenly, Spice shows up and tosses her one of her costumes, which she has ripped. This starts a brief brawl in a nearby bathroom, and Chavo tries to sell them towels.

Evan Karagias and Madusa are seen making out in a dark room backstage. Evan Karagias wants his surprise, but Madusa wants a title shot before he can get it. Karagias agrees to help her get it.

The Total Package talks with Vince Russo, and substitutes the woman who choked earlier with Miss Elizabeth. Vince Russo agrees to it.

Chavo Guerrero tries to sell his holiday catalog, then interviews Sting. All of a sudden, Miss Elizabeth talks to Sting about what is going on with her and The Total Package. Sting says she will think of something, then turns her away.

"The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit beats Jeff Jarrett and Sting in a three-way match to become #1 contender for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship after Starrcade. Miss Elizabeth shows up, and she tries to talk to Sting, which distracts him. The Total Package shows up and hits Sting in the back with a steel chair before carrying Miss Elizabeth away, then Jeff Jarrett hits Benoit with his guitar. Dustin Rhodes then comes out of the crowd, hits Jarrett with the ring bell, and puts Benoit on top of Jarrett, giving Benoit the win and title contention.

Johnny The Bull meets twins at the gentleman's club, and he gets Bit Vito involved. The two women asks Big Vito if he is "a natural baldy," then says that is just they way they like it. They then leave "Mean" Gene Okerlund at the club, but at this point, Gene is surrounded by women.

Symphony meets "The Maestro," but it is really David Flair, who has a crowbar in his hand and wonders why the piano will not play as he has already damaged it with said crowbar. He forces Symphony to open the piano, and inside is the real Maestro from last week, bound and gagged.

Goldberg takes Scott Hall by surprise and beats him up before the next match. We see Sid Vicious' locker room, and Sid is locked in. Kevin Nash is now backstage and attacking Goldberg along with Hall, and Sid kicks his dressing room door down to help Goldberg out. This leads to a tag team brawl, and the match eventually starts when Goldberg and Nash get in the ring. Meanwhile, Hall and Sid continue to brawl at ringside, but it is not long before Hall gets in the ring with a steel chair and takes out referee Johnny Boone before hitting Goldberg in the back with it. Sid gets in the ring, then Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up and takes the steel chair away from Hall before whacking Nash with it. Sid hits Nash with the chair, then Goldberg hits Nash with a Spear. Goldberg knocks Hall off the apron as referee Mickey Jay gets in the ring, and Goldberg hits the Jackhammer on Nash for the win. Goldberg beats Kevin Nash.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper heads to the ring.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. interviews The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall). Nash says that if all these tough guys want o get involved, then he will challenge Goldberg to a Steel Cage Match at the end of the night.

Miss Elizabeth refuses to do the mud wrestling match and walks out on The Total Package. This leads to a mud wrestling match between Rhonda Sing (who is competing under her real name and is best known as former WWF Women's Champion Bertha Faye) and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) are also dragged into the mud ring by Piper.

The twins are at Johnny The Bull and Big Vito's place as the men cook a nice Italian dinner.

"The Enforcer" Arn Anderson is seen backstage for the first time since his firing.

Vince Russo yells at Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) again, then "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up and confronts Vince over his firing. Anderson goes on to say that for the last years, everyone in control of the company has treated the company like crap, and says stuff like this doesn't apply to him. He also calls Hennig a stooge for selling out to the powes that be. Hennig says that the last time he and Anderson did business was before he turned on The Four Horsemen a few years ago, and says that this is his spot now and that Anderson should hit the bricks.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. interviews Sky. She may be the newest member of The Nitro Girls, but it did not take her long to realize what was going on. She says Spice and the rest of her friends tried to pull a power play, then Chae runs in and fights Sky. Chavo then tries to sell first aid kits.

The Wall beast Jerry Flynn in "The Block" (which is essentially the boiler room). During the match, Berlyn shows up and hits Flynn with a pipe, then tells The Wall that this is his chance to get out of here. The Wall then focuses on Berlyn and chases him out of The Block.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. interviews "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, who tells Chavo he fought his father and grandfather, and sasys they had guts unlike Curt Hennig. He is fighting the powers that be, and he threw Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) right into the mud. He says he is down and dirty, and things may not always go his way, but at the end of the way, it is going to be him. He tells Chavo to stand up for himself. The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) then show up, and Piper fights them as security tries to hold him back from Hall. Piper then tires to fight security despite being covered in mud.

Vincent aka Curly Bill - still dressed as one of The West Texas Rednecks - talks with Curt Hennig backstage. He says that he needs a job. Hennig says he hasn't let him down in the past, and says that he has some business to take care of and that he is in.

Vince Russo talks to The Total Package, saying he has egg on his face and that The Total Package let him down. He then guarantees that even if he has to carry her himself, Miss Elizabeth will be covered in mud and the mud match will happen. Vince tells him this is his last shot.

Midnight vs. Curt Hennig ends in a no-contest. During the match, the lights go out. When they come back on, Stevie Ray is behind Curt Hennig, and he beats Hennig up despite being suspended by the powers that be. The lights go out again, then come back on to reveal that Vincent aka Curly Bill is in the ring attacking Stevie Ray. The lights go back out a third time, and when they come back on this time, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up and takes the boots to Curly Bill.

The Total Package is seen carrying Miss Elizabeth backstage.

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are about to have dinner with the twins tie them up on the bed. They leave, but not before calling for Disco Inferno and Lash LeRoux, who pour hot spaghetti sauce, noodles and garlic bread all over them. Disco then calls Tony Marinara and tells him to get his men and bring a towel.

Larry Walker of the Colorado Rockies is seen in the crowd.

The Total Package shows up carrying Miss Elizabeth. He puts her down and tells her to get in the mud, but she slams him. She goes for a second slap, but The Total Package tosses her into the mud ring. He then takes his coat off and throws a bucket of mud at her, then The Total Package takes his socks off only to be pushed into the mud by Sting while still wearing his suit. Sting then tosses the shoes and suit jacket into the mud, then Miss Elizabeth gets out of the mud ring.. Sting then helps Miss Elizabeth to the back.

The team of "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall), and the team of Goldberg and Sid Vicious are all seen approaching the ring.

At the hotel room, Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are still tied to the bed. Johnny The Bull asks Big Vito if the boss is going to be mad at him for this one.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is the referee for the next match. It is announced that Mike Tenay has suffered lacerations of the nose and forehead and has not suffered a concussion. He has been sent home and will be back next week on Thunder.

the team of "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit and Bret "The Hit Man" beats The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and the team of Goldberg and Sid Vicious in a three-way tag team Steel Cage Match. During the match, Jeff Jarrett shows up with a cart full of weapons and brings two guitars into the ring. One of them goes right into the head of special guest referee "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, while the other one meets Goldberg's skull. Jarrett then pulls out a pair of handcuffs and hands them to The Outsiders, who proceed to handcuff Bret to the cage wall. Benoit goes after Jarrett, who manages to get out of the cage. Benoit then goes for a flying headbutt from the top of the cage and hits Hall, and Piper manages to count the pinfall to give Benoit and Bret the win as everyone else watches. After the match, Jarrett gets back in the cage with another guitar and hits Benoit in the head with it, then Goldberg gets back up and throws Jarrett into the cage wall multiple times to the point that it almost breaks. Scott Hall then hits Goldberg with the Outsider's Edge and Nash powerbombs Sid Vicious. Jarrett then hits Benoit with The Stroke before shaking hands with The Outsiders and celebrating in the ring.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 29, 1999

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The Big Boss Man and Viscera beat Big Show and Kane. During the match, The Big Boss Man attacks Big Show with his nightstick, distracting the referee, and X-Pac gets in the ring and hits Kane with a steel chair and the X-Factor as Prince Albert also runs in to attack Big Show. After a splash by Viscera, this match is over. After the match, Tori confronts X-Pac, but he spits in her face and roundhouse kicks her. Kane gets up and chases X-Pac away.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up. Triple H tells WWF Chairman Vince McMahon that all the warning were laid out, but Vince crossed the line and made it personal. He says it is Vince's fault that everything has escalated to what it all has become, and because of that, DX has a temporary order of protection against Vince which keeps him from coming within 50 feet of DX, which is all right with him as Vince cannot throw a rock or even see 50 feet. We see the footage of Vince running into DX's limousine with a Cadillac, and Triple H says they could have been seriously hurt but they were not, and Vince will be hurt at Armageddon when he beats him within an inch of his life without remorse. At Armageddon, Triple H says there will no retribution on him, and he will do what he wants to Vince and that is it. As for the wedding between Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, he has bad news: there will be no wedding here tonight. WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up, and says that if Triple H thinks he needs protection from him, he is right, as there is nothing he will not do to protect his family. As for D-Generation X, their temporary order of protection won't do Triple H any good at Armageddon, and he will have some of Triple H's blood on his hands. He says that after Armageddon, it will be "game over." He then decides to keep DX busy by giving Test a wedding present in the form of Triple H vs. Test in a one-on-one match and X-Pac, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn in a six-man tag team match against Mankind, The Rock and a partner of their choosing. Also, if DX or anybody interferes in the wedding and they are employed by the WWF, they will be fired tonight.

Al Snow tells Head he will be Mankind's tag team partner and will be the best one ever, whether The Rock likes it or not.

Edge beats Matt Hardy.

We see footage from WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Chyna shows up. He says Chris Jericho would not believe how much her thumb felt after she whacked him with the hammer, and the only reason why she did not press charges on him is because she wants to make Jericho suffer and cry in front of her like a whiny baby. She then dares Jericho to get in the ring with her right now, as she can probably beat him with one hand, anyway. Jericho shows up and says that if Chyna wants to challenge him, he would like to beat her "flabby Jell-o ass," but says he can't due to Chyna hitting him with the hammer and giving him a concussion. Jericho then says after some intense physical therapy - and much embellishment - he will face her at Armageddon for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Chyna tells Jericho to chill out, but Jericho tells her to chill out. Miss Kitty shows up with a fire extinguisher, and Chyna says that if Jericho won't chill out, then maybe Miss Kitty can help. Miss Kitty sprays Jericho with the fire extinguisher.

We see more footage from WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party in Las Vegas, Nevada.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Ivory are on the cover and cover story of this week's Entertainment Weekly.

"The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman beats The Godfather with a kick to the solar plexus.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) play poker with The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley).

We see even more footage from WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mae Young is seen doing the D-D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) crotch chop.

Al Snow asks Mankind to pick him as his tag team partner for the six-man tag team match tonight, but his hatred for The Rock remains. Mankind says Snow has his vote, and that The Rock is starting to soften up. Nevertheless, Al Snow cannot stand The Rock.

Before the next match, Hardcore Holly tells Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) that they are not super heavyweights and that he and Crash Holly are the only super heavyweights around here. As for Rikishi Fatu, Hardcore says he has enough of an ass to make a total eclipse of the sun and that he will be Santa Claus after enough seconds and thirds at the dinner table. After Hardcore makes fun of the appearance of his ass (saying it has more dimples than a gold ball), Rikishi punches Crash before punching Hardcore and rolling him into the ring.

Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly). After the match, Hardcore Holly fights Too Cool, but Rikishi gets involved and makes quick work of him before hitting him with the Banzai Drop.

We see even more footage from WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party in Las Vegas, Nevada, which sees the introduction of "Carlos the Electrician," who is not an electrician but a male dancer. Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah carry him off.

Test and Triple H are seen getting ready for their match backstage.

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A man in a Vince McMahon mask is the special guest referee for the next match.

Test beats Triple H. Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco are seen watching the match from backstage, asking WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to come see the referee in the Vince McMahon mask. At one point in the match, the masked referee smacks Test in the face to snap him out of a choke hold. He also stops Triple H from using a steel chair, then refuses to count a pinfall attempt by Triple H shortly afterwards. This leads Triple H to punch the ref and try to rip the mask off, but WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up, grabs the chair and hits Triple H in the back of the head with a steel chair. Test then hits the top rope elbow drop for the win after a fast count.

At WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party, Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah return, and everyone wonders where "Carlos The Electriciain" is. Stephanie is then offered one more drink, and she downs it.

Triple H is in the locker room with police officers, telling them to get WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and have him arrested for violating a temporary order of protection, as he believes that the man in the Vince McMahon mask is in fact Vince McMahon.

Michael Cole interviews Barbara Bush, the EMT from SmackDown whose shirt was ripped off by Ivory after the Gravy Bowl Match. Barbara - whose friends call her "B.B." - calls the experience humiliating, and she is challenging Ivory to an Evening Gown Match. Suddenly, Ivory shows up, and tells her she is a pretty girl but is not too bright, and says "B.B." is short for "blonde bimbo," "big boobs," and "bird brain." She thinks B.B. is trying to make friends with all the perverts in the audience, and the crowd cheers when Ivory asks the crowd if they want to see her naked. Ivory then proposes having the match right now, then takes off her coat and proceeds to have a catfight with B.B. Once again, B.B.'s bust is exposed as another referee has to get Ivory out of the ring.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon talks to the police officers, saying that Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco have alibis that put him in the bathroom at the time of the offense.

We see the bridesmaids - and WWF co-owner Linda McMahon - getting ready for the wedding.

Before the next match, Val Venis says "The Big Valbowski" and Shaquille O'Neal have a lot in common: they both carry intimidating size, but while Shaq may be a little shaky from the outside, "The Big Valbowski's" "bald-headed slam dunker" scores every single time. Kurt Angle then shows up and says Los Angeles, California lacks integrity and moral values, and he finds it amazing that the fans would rather cheer for a porn star over him. Venis then beats him up, starting the next match.

Kurt Angle beats Val Venis. During the match, The British Bulldog shows up and trips Val Venis on the top rope as Kurt Angle has referee Teddy Long pre-occupied, and this allows Angle to hit a superplex for a near-fall. Val Venis then fights The British Bulldog at ringside, and Angle hits Venis from behind before rolling him back into the ring. The Bulldog then grabs a steel chair, and as Teddy Long gets Angle away from Venis, Bulldog smacks the chair into Venis' back.

The men of the wedding - including The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy), D'Lo Brown, and Edge - are seen getting ready.

Al Snow mentions how much he hates The Rock, and he does it in front of The Rock unintentionally. The Rock catches Al Snow out, then asks Al Snow to put a dirty jack and a hockey mask on his face, then take a hockey stick and stick it straight up his candy ass. It becomes obvious that Al Snow is not his and Mankind's tag team partner.

Armageddon is coming live to pay-per-view on December 12th!

Before the next match, Kane suddenly shows up. When Mankind shows up, it is made apparent that Kane is Mankind and The Rock's partner.

D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beats Mankind, The Rock and Kane by disqualification. During the match, Al Snow is seen backstage telling Head that Mankind needs him, and takes Head with to the ring. He attacks DX with Head, which gets The Rock disqualified. The Rock does not take kindly to that and hits Al Snow with a Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow after the match.

The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) are still playing poker with The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw). Though they can barely get along, they laugh at the fact that The Acolytes ran Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and "Flyboy" Rocco Rock) out of the WWF.

The bridesmaids are seen getting ready just before the event. They also get a peek at WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bridal gown, but we do not.

The best men are seen talking in the locker room.

Buh Buh Ray goes all in and has six aces. When he takes the whole pot back, The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) and The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) brawl. Referees and officials run into the ring to restore order.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn") are seen laughing among each other.

It is time for the wedding. Amanda Case is escorted by Edge; Lisa Fox and Matty Jenny are escorted by Shawn Stasiak; Jen Jenny is escorted by Christian; Mandy Van Dam is escorted by D'Lo Brown; Corey Seaberry is escorted by Jeff Hardy; Kristin Soto is escorted by Matt Hardy; The Fabulous Moolah is escorted by Gerald Brisco; Mae Young is escorted by Pat Patterson; and matron of honor Linda McMahon is escorted by Shane McMahon. Test then shows up, then Stephanie McMahon is escorted by Vince McMahon. After a wedding song is played, both Test and are about to Stephanie exchange their vows when Triple H shows up. Triple H says that he knows that he is not invited, but shows him a video on the TitanTron and leaves. We see a video of Triple H in his car in Las Vegas, Nevada. He heads to "A Little White Wedding Chapel," where Joan Collins and Michael Jordan got married. We get a look at the Tunnel of Love, then Triple H goes through the wedding ceremony with Stephanie McMahon, who is unconscious. He has everything ready and pays for the wedding ceremony, and goes straight throw the vow exchanges even though Stephanie cannot consent to any of this. Triple H and Stephanie are now legally married. We find out that the bartender from the bachelorette party was in on this as he attaches something to the antennae on the front of Triple H's car, then Triple H says to the handheld camera held by the bartender telling everyone to get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Triple H then speeds off. Stephanie feels violated, then Triple H shows up again and says that as a member of the immediate family, he knows that Vince can only have one question on his mind: how many times did they consummate the marriage. Stephanie tells Triple H she hates him as Vince consoles her.

Extreme Nation - ECW on TNN recap for November 26, 1999

Joey Styles and "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner welcome everyone to tonight's show. They then introduce Jerry Lynn down to the ring, and when he is asked when he is in cahoots with Tajiri, Jerry Lynn responds "And you question my integrity? Fuck you, Joey! This interview is over." He leaves.

Chris Candido, Rhino and Tammy Lynn Sytch show up. Rhino can't wait for tonight's six-man tag team match as he will beat up everybody, and he tells Candido that he promised him a warm-up match and that if doesn't give him that match, he will warm up all over his punk ass. Candido puts Tammy in front of him, and Tammy asks Rhino to give them ten minutes and they will give him a bunch of guys to beat up. She also says that she saw an electrical closet, then whispers into his ear. Rhino says they have ten minutes.

In New York City, New Jack says he is in the city and he is waiting for Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, P.N. News) so he can make example out of them. He says Angel's ass is his, and he will make him his personal bitch like the last man he had in jail as he turns him from Angel to "some little faggot named LaShaun," as he will be his ho before the night is over. He says he will not leave the city until he finds his punk ass.

Rob Van Dam retains the ECW World Television Championship against C.W. Anderson.

In New York City, New Jack still hasn't found Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, P.N. News) yet, and says they don't want any of him. He does not care what he has to do to find them, but he will find them.

Rob Van Dam and Sabu have a brawl that turns into an impromptu match with the ECW World Television Championship still on the line.

Rob Van Dam retains the ECW World Television Championship against Sabu after Bill Alfonso throws in the towel. During the match, Chris Candido and Rhino run in and RVD and Sabu. Sabu's leg is injured due to the chair that has been wrapped around his leg and the subsequent attack from RVD, and after a somersault plancha from RVD onto Candido and Rhino, Sabu is hobbling as he goes for his trademark springboard dive. Referees and trainers check on Sabu, and RVD still wants to fight him. He eventually hits the frog splash on a chair on top of Sabu's injured leg, and when Bill Alfonso throws in the towel, Sabu throws it back in his face. Bill has to throw it over both Sabu and RVD to end the match.

In New York City, New Jack tells Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, P.N. News) that he is waiting for them on the Number 6 train, and he is waiting until they get on it, saying he'll be on it all night if he has to.

Little Guido beats Super Crazy. During the match, Jim Molineaux gets smashed into the corner by Big Sal E. Graziano, and Super Crazy reverses his powerbomb attempt. Tajiri shows up, then Jerry Lynn shows up to clothesline him only for Tajiri to duck and hit Super Crazy instead. Little Guido makes the pinfall following a brainbuster to Super Crazy by Tajiri.

In New York City, New Jack finds out Da Baldies (Angel and Tony Devito) are on another train.

Rhino and The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) beat "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer, Raven and The Sandman.

In New York City, New Jack finds Tony DeVito, but he gets blasted in the back of the head with a guitar by Angel. Angel and DeVito brag that New York City belongs to them.

Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for November 25, 1999

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) waits for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon with a man in a suit standing nearby.

Jim Ross interviews The Big Show in the ring to start the show. Big Show says being WWF Champion is incredible, and he is on top of the world as he calls the WWF Championship the most coveted title in sports entertainment. Having the title means more to him than anything else in the world, and he just wishes his dad was around to see it. Suddenly, Chris Jericho shows up, and tells Big Show not to worry about having a father anymore, as tonight, he is his daddy. He asks if Big Show deserves to be a heavyweight champion due to his size, and says that charisma and showmanship - things Jericho says Big Show does not have - matter more than size, and that Big Show should be carrying his bags and begging for him not to kick his dimpled, cottage cheese ass. Tonight, he wants a no-disqualification match for the WWF Championship, as he wants the title around his waist. Big Show says he has no problems beating Jericho like the bitch that he is right now.

Big Show retains the WWF Championship against Chris Jericho in a no-disqualification match. During the match, The Big Boss Man shows up, and Big Show goes after Boss Man between the audience and the aisle. Chyna and Miss Kitty - the former with bandages around her hight hand - show up as referee Tim White is pre-occupied with Boss Man and Big Show, and when Jericho approaches Chyna, she hits him in the head twice with a hammer. Big Show then gets back in the ring, with Boss Man nowhere in sight, and choke slams Jericho to retain.

A Thanksgiving feast is prepared backstage.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon's limousine pulls up, and we find out that the man in the suit is from the courts as he hands a temporary order of protection against McMahon, telling him that if he comes within fifty feet of D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn), he will be arrested. Vince, Test and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon are livid as they make their way into the arena.

Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco meet with WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, co-owner Shane McMahon and Test. Vince declares that The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) in a steel cage. X-Pac and Triple H will also be in a tag team match against Shane and Test.

Wrestling legends Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah - dressed as a turkey and a Pilgrim, respectively - are seen in the front row behind Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler. Mae Young is also seen with a flask in her hand.

Before the next match, Kurt Angle says it is time to be thankful for the gifts that we receive throughout our livs. He says is thankful for the talent that he has been blessed with, but more importantly, he is thankful for the "3 I's" - Intensity, Integiry, and Intelligence - that have given him success since he was born. He says that Thanksgiving is a time is also a time for people to give to one another, and his gift to the fans is putting on another fantastic performance for all to enjoy. He hopes that the fans give back to him a gift that he would be very proud to have: their respect and support. He then wishes the fans a happy Thanksgiving. Michael Cole then mentions the WWF's letter-writing drive against the Parents' Television Council mentioned by Jim Ross on Raw. Letters can be addressed the following address: U.S. Navy Commander Howington, 5722 Integrity Drive Building 784, Millington, TN 38054. (The address is no longer active.)

Kurt Angle beats D'Lo Brown. After the match, Mae Young is noticeably drunk.

The Thanksgiving feast continues to be prepared backstage, and a table with turkey on it is brought out to ringside.

Mankind talks to Al Snow, who feels betrayed due to Mankind and The Rock having a match together tonight. Mankind says The Rock is his friend, but when they show up together, they get a better response from the people. Al Snow resents The Rock for some reason.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) lament the fact that they all have to wrestle on Thanksgiving, and says the only good thing about it is that WWF Chairman Vince McMahon cannot be within fifty feet of them. Triple H says they should lighten up and be more thankful, and he has an idea.

Before the next match, Val Venis says Thanksgiving just happens to be every guy's favorite holiday, because on Thanksgivign, they get to go out and look for that one beautiful bird, bring the bird home, spread its legs and stuff it, crank the heat up and get the bird get all hot and juicy. When it is time to serve up the good, all the wives and girlfriends get to suck the meat clean off their drumsticks.

Val Venis beats The British Bulldog by disqualification after Bulldog hits Venis with a low blow on the top rope in full view of referee Tim White. The British Bulldog retains the WWF European Championship.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) head outside and admire the scenery outside of the arena before saying the place sucks after smelling something. They come across three homeless people and offer to get them some food at the arena.

The Big Boss Man retains the WWF Hardcore Championship against Kane. Tori is seen watching the match from backstage when Viscera is behind her. He puts his hands on her, and Tori runs away from him. Suddenly, Tori finds Kane and tells him what is going on, but Prince Albert hits Kane from behind with a nightstick and Big Boss Man retains. After the match, Viscera tries to attack Kane, but he runs away when Kane gets up.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) find more homeless people and invite them over to the arena for a meal.

People dressed as Pilgrims bring out more Thanksgiving food to ringside.

We see a video package for the upcoming wedding between Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon this Monday night on Raw.

Before the next match, Mankind wishes the fans a very happy Thanksgiving. (At this time, the man with the "WWF Is Immoral/World Wide Filth" sign is seen in the crowd again.) As he breaks down Thanksgiving into "thanks" and giving, he sees a fan dressed as Mr. Socko. He gives out a special thanks to The Rock, because when he put his hand out and The Rock made the tag, he could feel the reaction and the energy from the crowd and says it was the greatest moment in sports entertainment. He then gives my sincere apologies for yelling at The Rock, as not only did The Rock not throw his book in the garbage, he read it and liked it. He hopes that the fans are still hungry, as he serving a helping of "The Rock 'n Sock Connection." The Rock then shows up. Since he is in the Thanksgiving spirit, he notices there is a table full of pies at ringside. He walks over to the pies, and noticed a pumpkin pie, a pecan pie, an apple pie, and a pie with the word "Poontang" on it, which The Rock calls "poontang pie." The Rock has a taste of the poontang pie and says that is "some of the best poontang pie The Rock has ever tasted." He then mentions that Michael Cole has never had a taste of poontang pie and lays it on the commentary table, tells him not to be afraid of the poontang, and tells him that when he is ready for poontang, poontang will be ready for him. Michael Cole then gets a piece of the poontang pie and likes it. The Rock then tells Cole to tell him and the fans his first experience with poontang pie was like, then tells him it doesn't matter what his first experience was like.

Mankind and The Rock beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) to become #1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships. During the match, Al Snow is seen watching the match from a TV backstage, wondering what The Rock has as he tells Head he hates The Rock and calls Mankind "a suck-up."

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) entertain the homeless they bring into the arena with descriptions of their favorite Thanksgiving foods.

Mushrooms are added to a pool of gravy near the crowd.

Rikishi Fatu beats Joey Abs, then Rodney and Pete Gas get in the ring. Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) get in the ring and fight Rodney and Pete Gas off. Rikishi is about to leave when Too Cool coax him back in, then the three of them dance again.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) continue to test the homeless people's patience with the food.

Two women dressed as Pilgrims stir the gravy in the gravy ring near the crowd.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) eat the turkey in front of the homeless people, then kick them out when one of them asks where the silverware is.

Jacqueline beats Ivory in a Gravy Bowl match and wins a trophy with a golden ladle on it. After the match, Ivory fights guest referee Miss Kitty in the gravy ring and tries to drown her in the gravy. EMTs have to check on apply the Heimlich maneuver on Miss Kitty, then Ivory rips the shirt off one and throws her into the gravy ring.

WWF co-owner Shane McMahon and Test get ready for their match backstage.

Before the next match, the man with the "WWF Is Immoral/World Wide Filth" sign is seen in the crowd again.

The Godfather beats Al Snow after Snow's attempt to hit The Godfather in the head with a steel chair backfires and the chair bounces off the turnbuckle and hits him in the head.

Mae Young is seen doing the D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) crotch chop in the front row before the next match.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) in a Steel Cage Match. During the match, Matt Hardy inadvertently wipes out referee Jimmy Korderas with a moonsault off the top of the steel cage onto Road Dogg and Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy is tossed out of the cage accidentally, but Jimmy Korderas does not see it and X-Pac runs in to toss Jeff back in and close the cage door. Korderas is getting back onto his feet as X-Pac kicks Matt off the steel cage so that Billy Gunn can climb out through the cage door and retain for the Outlaws.

Before the next match, it is announced that WWF Chairman Vince McMahon has brought the homeless people that D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) taunted and kicked out back into the building, and they are seen having Thanksgiving dinner.

D-Generation X (Triple H and X Pac) beat Test and Shane McMahon after interference from The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). After the match, D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) continue to attack Shane and Test. WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up, stands on the stage and watches Triple H hit Shane with a Pedigree, then heads back to the back, then he sends the locker room after DX. The Acolytes (Faaooq and Bradhsaw) are the first to introduce the food at ringside into the brawl, and the brawl turns into a full-blown food fight as Triple H and Vince yell at each other from a distance. Jerry "The King" Lawler declares this to be the greatest Thanksgiving he has ever had in his entire life, but then changes his tune when he gets hit in the face with a pie by The Fabulous Moolah.

Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for November 22, 1999

Backstage, Jeff Jarrett says it is his time and that he is the chosen one, and tonight, he takes matters into his own hands.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up. He says it has been a long two years, and he thought to himself not too long ago if he ever wanted to come back. He says he will be the best World Heavyweight Champion that WCW has ever had. He says the last year has had its ups and down, and he thanks all of the fans for backing him up, and he dedicates his title victory to his Stu Hart, who watched the match from home. He says that now that he is champ, he will do things the right way. A few weeks ago in Phoenix, Arizona, Goldberg was screwed in the first round. He says he has infinite respect for him and says he was screwed, and tells Goldberg that if he wants a shot at the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, he will be honored to see him at Starrcade and settle things once and for all. Suddenly, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) show up, and mocks Bret wanting to do things the right way, then says he and Nash don't care. Hall tells Bret that if he wants to get to the top, all he has to do is take a few lessons from the guys who took WCW "from the outhouse to the penthouse." He then says he and Nash do whatever they want whenever they want to whomever they want. Nash says that just because you get an iron-on that says you are the best does not make you the best, and if that was the case, he would be "Joe Boxer" tonight. Hall says that would make him "the Landing Strip." Nash then goes to say he and Hall run the show around here, and challenges Bret to tag team with Goldberg and take them on. Bret says if they want, they've got it. Suddenly, Jeff Jarrett comes out from the crowd and smashes his guitar into Bret's head, and says he is the chosen one and that the World title belongs to him whether he likes it or not.

Mike Tenay interviews Curt Hennig, who has one more thing to do before leaving WCW. He says he will not wrestle for WCW and he is a man of his word, and the powers that be will not stop him from seeing his fans. Suddenly, a man is seen playing a piano with a woman by his side.

Kidman and Konnan says that what is going on with Eddie Guerrero is getting out of hand, and that they need to take care of it.

Oklahoma and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams are seen backstage.

Tony Marinara is seen in the locker room talking to two men: Johnny The Bull and Big Vito (formerly Skull of Da Baldies in Extreme Championship Wrestling). Tony says there are no longer playing games with Disco Inferno, and they will take him down New York. The problem is, Johnny is hungry and Big Vito can't remember who we're going after again.

The Total Package is talking with Vince Russo. He wants a match between Miss Elizabeth and Meng, having the power to book the match himself, as Vince Russo cannot make the match due to Elizabeth being under contract to Luger instead of WCW, Luger says he has it under control. He says that Miss Elizabeth is under contract for three years, and that she did not even read the contract before signing it. He says that Liz trusted him like Sting did, and says that Sting is pulling his bat out of his ass because of it. Russo lets Luger make the match. Meanwhile, Liz has seen the whole thing go down on a monitor backstage.

Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) beat The Filthy Animals (Konnan and Kidman) to become the WCW WOrld Tag Team Champions! During the match, black-and-white Kid Cam footage of Torrie Wilson and Eddie Guerro is seen on the video screen, and Kidman runs to the back. After the match, Kidman finds Eddie Guerrero and beats the crap out of him, and WCW security have to stop the fight.

Mike Tenay interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, and Goldberg is also nearby. Bret says he knew it would get tough as soon as he become the world champion, and that it would get busy for him, but he expected that. He and Goldberg will take on The Outsiders first, then he will give Jarrett his first match with the world champion and he will be excellently executed. Goldberg proposes that Bret take care of Jarrett while he takes on The Outsiders himself. Mike Tenay asks if this will be a 2-on-1 handicap match, to which Goldberg replies "Not necessarily."

Sky urges Spice not to go forward with the match tonight, but Spice says there is nothing else she can do.

Buff Bagwell meets with Curt Hennig, who says that there are no hard feelings and says that Buff is the man to carry the company on his shoulders. Buff thanks Curt. As this goes on, piano music can be heard again.

Before the next match, "Screamin'" Norman Smiley says he is the new WCW Hardcore Champion. He says that if you look up "hardcore" in the dictionary, you will see him. He says that he is so hardcore, he drank milk that was two days past the expiration date. He then says that if any "wanna-bes" who want to challenge how hardcore he is, all they have to do is come to the ring. Suddenly, Fit Finley who has not been seen in months - gets in the ring and almost immediately beats up Norman.

Tony Schiavone and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan advertise the "Nitro For Me" fragrance at the commentary table.

Miss Elizabeth tells The Total Package that what happened last night was an accident, but The Total Package tells her to stop making excuses and that she needs to learn how he felt last night. Meanwhile, piano music is still being heard.

Mike Tenay interviews The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall). Hall says he and Nash have something in store for him in the form of a rito squad, but Nash tells him that all their previous plans did not work. Nash then says he and Hall are getting the band back together, whether Goldberg realizes it or not.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. tries to sell 24-karat Italian gold to Johnny The Bull and Big Vito. As this goes on, piano music is playing again and Disco Inferno is seen in the background, immediately recognizing Johnny and Big Vito, and heading into the locker room in disguise.

Mike Tenay interviews Jeff Jarrett, who says what happened at Mayhem was detour on the way to the gold. He is the chosen one, and the World title will soon be around his waist. He was chosen by the powers that be to win the World title tournament, and whatever Bret "The Hit Man" Hart does, the World title will be around his waist.

Perry Saturn beats Evan Karagias with the Rings of Saturn. During the match, a man dressed as a hippie carrying a sign saying "Hell No! I Won't Go!" appears and guests on commentary, and it becomes apparent that this is Brad Armstrong, who wants to go by the name "Buzzkill." After the match, Asya and Madusa have a catfight at ringside, and both Saturn and Karagias have to hold both women back.

Mike Tenay interviews Kidman and Torrie Wilson as piano music plays. Kidman says Eddie Guerrero can talk about "la familia" all he wants, but when he makes a move on Torrie, it hits him in the back and in the heart. Tonight, he wants Eddie to face him one-on-one in the ring.

Vampiro and The Misfits are seen entering the building, while Oklahoma and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams are seen backstage again.

Mike Tenay interviews Eddie Guerrero as piano music plays again. Eddie says he is not proud of what happened here tonight, but what's done is done. Unfortunately, things turn out to be what they aren't. He says Kidman surprises him and cannot listen to what he has to say to him, and since he cannot listen, he will have to show him in the ring.

Oklahoma and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams guest on commentary for the next match.

In the final Mayhem Match of the Week, Vampiro beats The Wall by disqualification when Berlyn hits Vampiro with a chair. During the match, The Misfits try to get their hands on The Wall but cannot. After the match, Berlyn keeps him from hitting Vampiro with the chair for a second time, and both men stare down before Berlyn slaps The Wall. The Wall then chases Berlyn to the back. After the match, Jerry Only of The Misfits notices "Dr. Death" Steve Williams and yells at him. Dr. Death gets in the ring and attacks all four of The Misfits, then Vampiro gets in the ring and kicks Dr. Death out of it. Oklahoma has to hold Dr. Death back.

Miss Elizabeth locks herself in a shark cage to get away from Meng.

In the parking lot, a limousine pulls up.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats Jeff Jarrett. During the match, Detroit Pistons player Grant Hill is seen in the front row. Later on in the match, Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) distract referee Mickey Jay by approaching Bret, and as this goes on, Dustin Rhodes comes out of the crowd and hits Jeff Jarrett with the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. Creative Control see this and chase Dustin to the back, and Bret gets back in the ring and pins Jarrett.

Miss Elizabeth, still in the shark cage, talks to The Total Package, wanting to know what he was thinking and admitting the match was a mistake. He asks for the keys so he can unlock the cage and get the match cancelled, then tells her that she will be wrestling Meng no matter what and walks off, telling her that if she doesn't get out of the cage, they will bring the cage into the ring.

We see the limousine outside of the parking lot.

Miss Elizabeth gets Sting's attention, and tells him what is going on between her and The Total Package. Sting tells her she's made her own cage, and now she's going to have to sleep in it.

Eddie Guerrero beats Kidman. During the match, it is announced that Arn Anderson has been fired from WCW by the powers that be following his actions from last night, and that the powers that be not only did not know that he was an agent, but that he even worked in WCW in the first place. Later on in the match, The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn) attack Konnan and smash his arm between the steel steps and the ring post. Torrie tries to tell Kidman what is going on, but Eddie is not interested and is more concerned about getting the win.

Vince Russo asks Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) to bring "Hacksaw' Jim Duggan to him and to see who is in the limousine parked outside. Jeff Jarrett then shows up and chews Creative Control out for their inability to deal with Dustin Rhodes.

The Total Package is seen commanding a forklift to lift up the shark cage containing Miss Elizabeth as Meng heads to the ring.

Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) finds "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and tell him that Vine Russo needs to see him.

Mike Tenay interviews Spice. Spice cannot believe it has come to this, and says that Tygress has decided to hold her responsible for everything that has happened in the last few weeks. She is sad that The Nitro Girls have been reduced to this, and if a wrestling match has to decide everything, so be it. Sky shows up and asks her not to go through with this match, but Spice says that if a wrestling match is what it will take to settle everything, she will get in the ring.

Meng vs. Miss Elizabeth ends in a no-contest. At the beginning of the match, the cage - with Miss Elizabeth still inside - is brought into the ring by a forklift. During the match, Meng tries to bend the bars of the cage. The Total Package offers Meng the keys, but Meng puts The Total Package in the Tongan Death Grip before bending the bars again and grabbing at Miss Elizabeth. The match ends when Sting runs in and attacks Meng with his baseball bat. He then frees MMiss Elizabeth from the cage.

Goldberg is seen talking to somebody backstage, but the identity of the person is a mystery.

We see the limousine parked outside again.

As he heads to the powers that be's office, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan meets the man playing the piano, and helps himself to it while scaring the heck out of the man and the woman at his side.

Lash LeRoux beats Disco Inferno. Shortly after the match begins, Tony Marinari shows up with Johnny The Bull and Big Vito, who toss Lash LeRoux and referee Johnny Boone out of the ring after the match before having their way with Disco Inferno. Lash LeRoux heads back into the ring with a chair as Big Vito wraps a chain around his hand. He nails both Johnny and Vito with it, then Tony Marinari jumps on top of Disco to put him in a sleeper. LeRoux puts Tony in a sleeper of his own, then he and Disco put Tony in the body bag before running from Johnny and Big Vito.

Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) look into the limousine to see who is inside, with one of them knocking on the limousine.

Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) have to explain themselves to security officers .

Vince Russo confronts "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan in his office for using his own personal office toilet last week. He says he has eaten nothing prunes morning, noon and night in preparation for this moment, then gives Duggan a toothbrush and tells him to go clean the toilet with it.

Tygress beats Spice via referee stoppage. Sky shows up during the match before Tygress scratches Spice in the eye, and after the bell is sounded, Sky hits Spice in the head with her purse. She and Tygress then draw on Spice's face with make-up.

Mike Tenay interviews Meng as piano music plays again. He says he is not a fool, and that Sting stuck his nose where it did not belong. He says Sting hit him with the bat across the head, and now he wants to challenge him to a no-disqualification match. Sting can use his bat, and he can use his hands.

Curt Hennig shows up. He shakes hands with Tony Schiavone and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and hugs the latter, then gets in the ring. Curt Hennig cannot even get the words out, and he leaves the ring.

The limousine door opens up...

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan cleans Vince Russo's toilet...with Vince Russo's toothbrush and not the one Vince gave him.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper makes a surprise appearance for the first time in months. He jokes about the powers that be, saying they write sex and "T&A" into the scripts because they don't get any. Suddenly, his microphone dies, and he finds out from Tony Schiavone that the producers were told to kill his microphone by the powers that be. Piper heads back to the back, and grabs a producer who tells him where the powers that be are. He kicks the door open and is confronted by Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald). Vince Russo tells Creative Control to stand down and let him go, and Piper is amazed by Vince Russo as being the powers that be, and accuses Vince Russo of ruining the sport that he has been in for the last 30 years, ever since he was fifteen years old. He calls Russo "a figment of his own imagination," and says he is ruining people's lives and making them squirm like worms. The only reason that Russo cannot take him down is because he has money, and threatens to beat him with a baseball bat if he ever cuts his microphone again. Russo tells Piper he is the one who needs a reality check, as he is down to one hip and is nearing 50. In his world, Piper is done, and he needs to join Flair and Hogan in the retirement home in Boca Raton. Piper says he has a two-year contract with Time Warner that Russo has to fulfill. Russo responds by making Piper a referee, and tells him that if he refuses to do the job or breaches his contract, he will sue him for everything he is worth. Piper reneges and says "Yes, sir," and continues to repeat that statement after he leaves the office.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper heads towards the limousine, repeatedly saying "Yes, sir." He gets in, and the limousine drives off.

Buff Bagwell vs. Booker T ends in a no-contest. During the match, Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) show up and attack both men, then Curt Hennig shows up only only to put Bagwell in the Hennigplex, turning heel and revealing he has sold out to the powers that be. Booker T fights both Creative Control and Hennig, then the lights go out. Midnight is in the ring when they come back on, and she and Booker T fight off Creative Control again.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) get ready in the locker room.

Vince Russo thanks Curt Hennig and welcomes him to the family. Hennig says he sees the big picture, and if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Vince then asks Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) to send Juventud Guerrera to his office.

Mike Tenay interviews Sting. He says he did not come here looking for a fight with Meng, but it just so happens that Meng is out of control and he had to do something about it. Miss Elizabeth shows up and says thanks to Sting, saying that she had no idea whow cruel The Total Package could be, and offers to be his manager or to help him in any way. Sting doesn't think Miss Elizabeth is being sincere with him, and declines the offer. As this goes on, piano music is playing again.

Asya beats Madusa by submission after wrapping her legs around Madusa's head.

Mike Tenay interviews Dean Malenko, who says that after last night, he has had his fill of Canada, and it makes him sick that two Canadians - Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit - are getting paid from an American paycheck for vying for what he considers American gold. Tonight, he will show Benoit what their friendship - and his country - means to him when he takes the Canadian flag, douses it in gasoline, sets it ablaze with a blowtorch and changes the Canadian national anthem from "O Canada" to "Burn, Canada, Burn." Once again, piano music is playing through the interview.

Goldberg is seen getting ready for his match in the locker room.

Dean Malenko beats "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit in a flag match. Despite Tony Schiavone originally saying that the winner had to grab their opponent's flag, then corrects himself during the match to say that the winner grabs their own flag, Malenko wins it by grabbing Benoit's flag. After the match, the rest of The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Perry Saturn, Asya) show up and toss both flags in a steel can before Malenko pours gasoline over both of them. He is about to light them on fire with a blowtorch when Bret "The Hit Man" Hart runs in and fights off The Revolution. Bret then hands the Canadian flag to Benoit, then he waves the American flag.

Vince Russo talks to Juventud Guerrera about his work visa, saying he has heard rumors that his work visa has expired. Juvi gives him a bottle of tequila as a present. Vince takes a shot of it, but spits it out and tells Juvi to get out of his office before asking Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) to get his toothbrush - which "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan used to clean Russo's personal toilet - from the bathroom.

Meng beats Sting in a no-disqualification street fight by pinfall with the Tongan Death Grip. Miss Elizabeth shows up shortly after the match begins, and when she tries to spray mace into Meng's eyes, Sting stop sher from doing it. The Total Package then shows up at ringside, and Sting deal with him before Meng puts Sting in the Tongan Death Grip. After the match, Miss Elizabeth checks on Sting, but Sting does not want her help.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are seen heading towards the ring, while Goldust asks the person in his dressing room if they are ready.

The man at the piano and the woman at his side are at the piano when Favid Flair shouts "Make it stop!" repeatedly before smashing the piano with his crowbar, scaring the pianist and the woman.

Sid Vicious shows up behind Goldberg, but it soon becomes apparent that Sid is Goldberg's tag team partner.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) beat Goldberg and Sid Vicious. Sid Vicious gets Hall in the powerbomb, but Nash hits Sid with an elbow drop as referee Mickey Jay gets Goldberg back in his corner. After Sid falls off of Hall, Hall gets his arm over Sid for the win. After the match, security has to rush into the ring to keep both team from tearing each other apart.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 22, 1999

RAW

WWF co-owner Shane McMahon tells officials that WWF Chairman Vince McMahon must be found, as Vince has gone ballistic and the situtation with D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) is out of control.

Before the next match, Hardcore Holly calls Al Snow a complete idiot and the reason why Wal-Mart has pulled his action figure off the shelves, as his is packaged with Al Snow. As a result, his fans will have the worst Christmas of their lives as he asks what Christmas is without a Hardcore Holly action figure. Crash Holly says the whole thing makes him sick. He says that if Al Snow wants to keep decapitating people, that is his business, but when he impacts the sales of his merchandise, he cannot forgive him. Al Snow runs up the ramp and fights Hardcore Holly, starting the next match.

Mankind and Al Snow beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) after Mankind hits Hardcore Holly with a steel chair.

Pat Patterson and Sgt. Slaugher are looking for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon backstage along with WWF co-owner Shane McMahon and Test. They find Vince, but he has locked himself in a room.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are in a limousine heading toward the arena. Triple H gets a phone call, and he finds out WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is furious and that people backstage are looking for him as they brag about what they did last week. Triple H then gets another phone call, and thanks the person on the other end for the tip.

Test and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon look for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon in the parking lot. They find him in a car with a baseball bat in his hand, insisting that he is getting some fresh air as he tells them that they have a tag team match with The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) that they need to get ready for.

Before the next match, Kurt Angle states that the Olympic creed dictates that it does not matter whether you win or lose, but whether or not you participate in the Olympics. Angle says he has a problem with that quote, as he qualified for the Olympics to only win gold for himself and for his country. However, some did not exactly pull through, and he will not name any names, even though he is clearly referring to "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. He then asks the crowd to cheer for him, and not the man who stayed out all night in a topless bar the night before he competed and finished 18th place. The crowd starts cheering as Mark Henry seems to be proud of that fact, and Kurt Angle says that if Mark had followed his "3 I's" - Intensity, Integiry and Intelligence - he would have placed first and not dead last. This anger Mark Henry, who attacks Angle to start the match.

Kurt Angle beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. During the match, the man with the "World Wide Filth/WWF Is Immoral" sign is seen in the crowd again.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) is in the limo. WWF Chairman Vince McMahon sees the limo and crashes the front of his Cadillac into the side of the limousine before breaking the windows with a baseball bat. D-Generation X scatters out of the limo Vince screams "C'mon! Play the game!" and continues to strike the vehicle.

We see the damage done to D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) limousine by WWF Chairman Vince McMahon.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is at D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) locker room, striking at the door with a baseball bat. WWF co-owner Shane McMahon and other try to calm Vince down.

Before the match, the sign-carrying man is seen again in the front row carrying a sign reading "WWF = Porn." Chris Jericho then shows up and says that as a hero and role model for all the Jerichoholics around the world with all the qualifications to become a WWF Intercontinental Champion, his image is tarnished by stepping into the ring with "a piece of crap" like The Godfather who is surrounded by "these brutally ugly pigs" that he calls hos. As he demands that the hos be removed from ringside, The Godfather hits Jericho with a cheap shot from behind, starting the next match. It is then announced by Jim Ross that he heard that police have been called to the arena.

Chris Jericho beats The Godfather despite all the hos helping The Godfather at ringside.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is still striking at D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) locker room door when the police show up. Vince is then arrested, then D-Generation X come out of the locker room and confront everybody outside. Triple H comes in through another door and attacks Vince while he is still handcuffed.

We see footage from during the break where Triple H confronts a handcuffed WWF Chairman Vince McMahon. Tripe H has to be kept back as Vince is placed in the back of a squad car. D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) laugh at Vince and taunt him as he is arrested and taken to jail.

Before the next match, it is announced that photographs of WWF Superstars will be in the newest issue of Vanity Fair.

Edge and Christian beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley).

Michael Cole interviews The Rock, who confronts Mankind and Al Snow and tells Mankind that he never threw his book in the garbage and that it was him who carried his candy ass at Royal Rumble 1999. As Mankind and Al Snow talk to each other, The Rock comes back and tells him to take Head to the make-up lady to make her look pretty before sticking Head up his candy ass.

A police car drives WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to the police department.

We see footage of WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon shopping for a bridal gown.

We see WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bridal shower. Mae Young's gift consists of handcuffs, a leather skirt, a leather corset and a whip. She then whispers what to do on her wedding night, and Stephanie is shocked by what Mae Young tells her. Mae Young then drinks some champagne before The Fabulous Moolah to stop as she is embarrassing them.

X-Pac beats Jeff Hardy. During the match, Terri Runnels distracts referee Jimmy Korderas so that Matt Hardy can hit X-Pac with the Twist of Fate, then Jeff hits the Swanton Bomb. "Road Dogg" Jesse James shows up and drags Jeff out of the pinfall, then attacks Matt Hardy at ringside. As Korderas is dealing with what is going on outside of the ring, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn runs in and helps X-Pac hit Jeff Hardy with the X-Factor for the win. After the match, X-Pac, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn continue to attack The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) until referees run into the ring to restore order.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon gets fingerprinted at the police department.

At WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bridal shower, Stephanie finds out from mother and WWF co-owner Linda McMahon that she is going to Las Vegas, Nevada for her bachelorette party. A drunk Mae Young proposes a toast to Vegas, then falls right into the cake and gets it all over The Fabulous Moolah and Stephanie.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon gets his mugshot taken at the police department.

WAR ZONE

Big Show retains the WWF Championship against Kane by count-out. During the match, Viscera shows up and tries to put his hands on Tori. Tori resists and runs around the ring, and when Kane sees this, he fights Viscera outside of the ring, causing Kane to be counted out. Viscera gets tossed into the ring and body slammed with ease by Big Show.

WWF co-owner Shane McMahon tells WWF Chairman Vince McMahon that his lawyers are on the way, and that he will be to deliver a message for him.

Dominik Hasek of the Buffalo Sabres is in the front row.

Triple H shows up. As Triple H makes his way to the ring, it is announced that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is undergoing further tests and will be meeting with doctors for a complete evaluation, and that the status of Austin in the WWF will be made available later this week. Triple H says it seems evident to him who is responsible for the hit and run on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and shows some footage from earlier today. He implies that Vince McMahon was responsible for the hit and run on Austin after showing the footage of Vince hitting D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) limousine. He also announces that he pressed charged against Vince and sent him to jail, as everybody knows that DX stand for law and order in the World Wrestling Federation and it was his civic duty as a responsible citizen to put Vince away. He finds it ironic that Vince was here not too long ago talking about how DX being in jail, and says Vince will get a first-hand lesson in what doggy style is all about. He then mentions that he never got his answer for their match at Armageddon. As he continues to make fun of Vince being in jail, WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up and tells Triple H that you do not cross the boss and that he does not envy his position. He says that Vince used his one phone call to send a message: he cannot wait to get his hands on Triple H and rip him limb from limb at Armageddon. Shane also informs him that Vince has put him in a two-on-one handicap match against The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw). Triple H says Shane talks tough, but only from far away, and dares him to get in the ring to show just how tough he is. The rest of D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) get in the ring along with Shane and help Triple H attack him, but Test, Pat Patterson, Gerald Brisco, The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) and The Acolytes all get in the ring and clean house.

Backstage, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn is in the trainer's room suffering from a knee injury.

Before the next match, the "World Wide Filth/WWF Is Immoral" sign is seen in the front row. Val Venis says "Hello, skanks!", but The British Bulldog shows up before he can say anything else. Jim Ross then announces that the WWF had been targeted by a right-wing coalition called the Parents' Television Council, headed by L. Brent Bozell III, who has had PT0 members write to WWF sponsors advertisers with the goal of tossing WWF off the air. Ross says that Bozell has appointed himself as "your censor" as he and other PTC members have targeted other shows that they consider unsuitable for other people to watch. Ross then asks that the fans exercise their own judgment of what is appropriate for them and their families to watch, to exercise their freedom of expression and freedom of choice (which America is built on), and to write to WWF sponsors and advertisers thanking them for their support of WWF programs and letting them know how much they enjoy watching WWF.

Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) beat Val Venis and The British Bulldog by disqualification after Val Venis walks out on The British Bulldog and The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) - who are seen watching the match on a monitor backstage - rush out to the ring and attack Too Cool. All of a sudden, recent new WWF Superstar Rikishi Fatu (formerly Fatu from the mid-1990s) shows up and fights off The Mean Street Posse. Afterwards, Rikishi dances with Too Cool.

Test and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon talk backstage. Shane says he has something under control. Test wants to know what it is.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is placed in a jail cell.

Before the next match, WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up with a referee's shirt on, and replaces referee Jimmy Korderas as the referee for the match.

Test beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James. During the match, it is announced that if D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) interfere in Triple H"s handicap match against The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw), they will all be suspended for 30 days. Also during the match, Shane McMahon blocks a jab by Road Dogg, and gets jabbed himself. Test then puts Road Dogg in a pump handle slam - complete with Road Dogg's theatrics - to get the win.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is still in a jail cell.

Before the next match, The Big Boss Man brags about being the WWF Hardcore Champion, beating The Rock and being #1 contender for the WWF Championship. The Rock shows up before Boss Man can say much else, and says there is not but one tag team partner now and forever who he will ever trust: the people. Because they are the people and he is The People's Champion, they will see the Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow.

The Rock beats The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert. During the match, Mankind and Al Snow are seen watching the match from a TV set backstage. Not long afterwards, Mankind - without his mask - gets in The Rock's corner just before he is down from hitting Prince Albert with a DDT. The Rock tags Mankind in without hesitation, and The Rock hits Albert with The People's Elbow so that Mankind can get the pinfall.

Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco let Triple H know it is time for his match.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon finds out that his bail has been posted, and is warned not to return to the arena.

Triple H vs. The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) in a handicap match ends in a no-contest. When the match begins, it is announced that this match is a no-disqualification match. Later on in the match, Vince McMahon shows up, hits Triple H in the back with a steel chair as he stands on the stage, and pushes him off the stage into a table.

Mayhem 1999 - The Results

"The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit beats Jeff Jarrett to move on to the finals of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) show up, and one of them drag Benoit of the ring and distracts referee Charles Robinson while the other attacks Benoit. Dustin Rhodes climbs out of the crowd and evens the odds for Benoit. Creative Control tosses a guitar to Jarrett, but Benoit grabs it instead and smashes it into Jarrett's head to go to the finals. After the match, Jarrett and Creative Control attack take the boots to Benoit, and WCW security has to get all three men back to the back.

Mike Tenay interviews Disco Inferno, Disco is attacked by Jeff Jarrett and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald), who have to be held back by members of the WCW locker room.

Tony Marinara guests on commentary for the next match.

Evan Karagias beats Disco Inferno to become the WCW Cruiserweight Championship and earn $25,000 of Disco Inferno's money. During the match, Tony Marinara leaves commentary and tries to entice Madusa with his watch. When Karagias confronts him, Disco Inferno tries to hit Karagias with a chair only to accidentally knocks Tony Marinara. After the match, Karagias celebrates by sharing a kiss with Madusa.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is seen entering the building.

Jeff Jarrett is chewed out by Vince Russo, who tells him that if he does not prove his worthy by the end of the night, his favors are over.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Screamin'" Norman Smiley, who is decked out in a Toronto Maple Leafs uniform. He has come prepared, and says he is a hardcore warrior and that he is prepared. When he hears something metal drop, it scares the heck out of him.

"Screamin'" Norman Smiley beats Brian Knobbs to become the inaugural WCW Hardcore Champion! The match comes to an end when Jimmy Hart gets the elevator back open only to inadvertently hits Knobbs with a trash can. After the match, Knobbs beats Jimmy Hart up.

Mike Tenay interviews The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya). Shane Douglas explores the possibilities of Asya destroying The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero, Torrie Wilson) well as well as Torrie Wilson going against the entire Revolution, and says the fans should be worried about that. Malenko says that "what if" has been the start of questions for centuries, while Saturn says The Filthy Animals will be exterminated just like the dinosaurs, explaining his strange spiel off with the "what if" theme started by Shane Douglas.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero, Torrie Wilson). He says The Revolution tried to put Rey out of commission, but The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) will be put down for the count. Kidman and Torrie agree that she is not afraid of fighting THe Revolution, and says she is not afraid to face Asya, and once she takes her down, she won't know who to tag in to finish The Revolution off.

Backstage, Disco Inferno apologizes to Tony Marinara, who says he is coming tomorrow and bringing the boys.

Jeff Jarrett is carrying a 2x4 as he is accompanied by Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald).

Shane Douglas guests on commentary for the next match.

The Revolution (Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) beats The Filthy Animals (Kidman, Eddie Guerrero, Torrie Wilson) in a six-person elimination tag team match. During the match, a fan with a Canadian flag tries to poke Malenko with his flag at ringside, and is escorted out of the ring by WCW security. Kidman and Eddie fight over who will check on Torrie, and it gets Kidman eliminated by a schoolboy from Malenko. Kidman and Eddie continue to argue after the elimination as Konnan checks on Torrie. After that, Konnan leaves. After Eddie is eliminated, Torrie hits Saturn with a kick to the groin only to get a two count. Shane Douglas distracts the referee, then Saturn hits Torrie with a low blow for the win.

Jeff Jarrett and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) are seen attacking Buff Bagwell in the locker room.

Jeff Jarrett and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) show up instead of Buff Bagwell for the next match, and all three men attack Curt Hennig. Buff Bagwell runs into the ring with a 2x4 and chases them all out, then he and Hennig have their match after Hennig attacks Bagweel from behind.

Buff Bagwell beats Curt Hennig in which the loser must leave WCW. As a result, Curt Hennig is gone from World Heavyweight Championship.

Mike Tenay interviews Sting. He says that if were not for the powers that be, he would still be WCW World Heavyweight Champion and he would not have to reclaim what he never lost. Canada may be Bret "The Hit Man" Hart's home turf, but it is still showtime.

Bret "The Hit Man" beats Sting with the Sharpshooter to advance to the finals of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, Sting uses referee Mickey Jay as a shield against Bret's elbow drop, knocking Mickey Jay out. The Total Package shows up with a bat in his hand and runs to the ring with Miss Elizabeth, and he nails Sting in the back of the knee with it. Bret takes the bat away, pushes The Total Package to the mat and puts him in the Sharpshooter. After Mickey Jay comes to, Sting is disqualified, but Bret does not want the match to end like this. Mickey Jay allows the match to continue. After the match restarts, Sting goes for the Scorpion Deathlock, but Bret reverses it into a Sharpshooter and Sting taps out. After the match, Sting asks Bret to get back in the ring, which he does. They both stare down for a moment, then they shake hands.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit, who says he has waited for this moment for 14 years and his destiny is now in his own hands. He calls it an honor to wrestle Bret "The Hit Man" Hart for the gold. Last time they fought in honor of Owen Hart; now it is for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. He calls the match a true test of who is "the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be."

Mike Tenay interviews The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth. The Total Package is now wearing a cervical collar, saying that he is now injured due to "the carelessness of Bret "The Hit Man" Hart," and because of that, he will not be able to compete tonight on doctor's order. He claims that he will write a check to each and every Total Package fan in the crowd so they can get their money's worth.

"Dr. Death" Steve Williams and the fake Jim Ross show up and guest on commentary for the next match, right before Beryln puches out the referee and both Misfits member Jerry Only and The Wall get involved. We also learn that the fake Jim Ross' name is "Oklahoma."

Vampiro beats Berlyn in a Dog Collar Match. During the match, The Wall walks out after he and Berlyn have an argument after The Wall tries to pin Vampiro. After the match, "Dr. Death" Steve Williams attacks both Vampiro and Jerry Only.

Mike Tenay interviews Scott Hall, who is now WCW World Television Champion - in addition to being WCW United States Heavyweight Champion - after Rick Steiner was forced to vacate the title due to the injuries he received from Sid Vicious last week on Nitro. Hall says it is a shame about Rick Steiner, and wonders if he and his brother Scott Steiner can get a group rate at the hospital. He then says that The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) love to please their fans, and if anyone wants a shot at the TV title, they can face him in the ring.

Curt Hennig is seen backstage one last time, while Kimberly is seen entering the building.

The Total Package - still wearing the cervical collar - and Miss Elizabeth show up. Nevertheless, he wrestles Meng.

Meng beats The Total Package by pinfall with the Tongan Death Grip after Miss Elizabeth accidentally sprays The Total Package with mace, Meng tears the cervical collar off and puts The Total Package in the Tongan Death Grip.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart. He considers Chri Benoit a friend, but he is putting that friendship aside as he and Benoit will not disappoint anybody tonight. He will prove that he is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be tonight. As the interview is being conducted, The Total Package is seen backstage looking for Miss Elizabeth.

David Flair is seen polishing his crowbar backstage.

Scott Hall shows up and says there is nothing he likes more than beating somebody up in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He says that he has called Kevin Nash, who is on his way here, and they are about to turn Toronto upside down. He then issues an open challenge to anybody who wants to take him on. Booker T answers the challenge.

Scott Hall retains the WCW World Television and United States Heavyweight Championships against Booker T. During the match, Jeff Jarrett and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) show up, and Booker T fights them off. This distraction proves enough for Scott Hall to retain with The Outsider's Edge. After the match, the lights go out, and when they com eback on, Midnight is in the ring. ONce again, Booker T and Midnight clean house.

The Total Package is seen looking for Miss Elizabeth backstage.

David Flair vs. Kimberly ends in a no-contest. During the match, David Flair knocks out referee Nick Patrick, and Kimberly manages to remove David Flair's protective cup. She is saved by both Kanyon and Diamond Dallas Page, who have not been seen in some time. DDP is about to whack David Flair with his own crowbar when "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up. He takes the crowbar away from DDP and tells him to back off. Kimberly, DDP and Kanyon leave as Anderson checks on David Flair. As soon as Anderson turns his back, however, David Flair hits Anderson in the kidneys with the crowbar. WCW head of security Doug Dellinger calls for trainers and EMTs to check on Anderson, who is taken to an ambulance on a stretcher.

Mike Tenay interviews Sid Vicious, who says that he will never tell Goldberg that he quits. At Halloween Havoc, he says Goldberg said he quit after the fight of their lives, and tonight, he will tear him apart until Goldberg admits he is the master and ruler of the world.

Goldberg beats Sid Vicious with a Cobra Clutch after Sid Vicious goes unconscious.

"Mean" Gene Oklerund interviews The Total Package, who says that Miss Elizabeth knows she screwed up and that he doesn't get mad, he gets even. He tells him to tell Elizabeth that she had better watch her back.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit with the Sharpshooter to win the vacant WCW World Heavyweight Championship and win the championship tournament. (The Sharpshooter used to win the match is later shown in the opening title sequence for American sitcom Malcolm In The Middle.) During the match, the Canadian fan with the flag who was ejected from the the arena at the start of the show returns, and climbs over the guardrail to attack Benoit. He wipes off his facepaint after shoving WCW head of security away to reveal that he was Dean Malenko all along. Security ejects Malenko from ringside and sends him back to the back. Later on in the match, The Outsiders show up, knock out referee Nick Patrick and attack Benoit until Goldberg fights them. Nash gets Speared, but Hall hits him in the back with a steel chair. Bret takes care of Scott Hall, and The Outsiders retreat as Mickey Jay replaces Nick Patrick as referee. Goldberg then catches up to The Outsiders and fights them in the aisle while the match continues in the ring, and WCW security have to separate both Goldberg and The Outsiders, even as the brawl continues to the backstage area. After the match, Bret celebrates in the ring with his family, and he and Benoit both embrace in a sign of respect. Bret then waves the Canadian flag