Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for November 29, 1999

In memory of Hiro Matsuda, 1937 - 1999.

Goldberg shows up. He knows that The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are in the back hearing what he has to say, and asks if he is the kind of guy to mess around with. He says he is not, but week after week, they show up and try to entertain the people with a little bit of comedy. He says that will not happen tonight. Last time they met, he got hit in the back with a steel chair and admits that he liked it. He is in the ring tonight to put a stop to their childish games, for when he steps into the ring, this is his world and he does not play around. He does not make threats, he is just the bearer of a little bit of reality as to what is going to happen. He then tells Scott Hall that if he gets involved in his match with Kevin Nash, he will show him what a little bit of heavy metal is all about. As for Kevin Nash, he's next. The Outsiders then show up, and Hall tells Goldberg he sounds upset and serious tonight, and they are here to bring that comedy he was referring to. He admits than wrapping a steel chair around Goldberg's head was one of the funniest things he has ever seen. Nash tells Goldberg The Outsiders have five words for him: don't sing it, bring it. Goldberg dares them to get in the ring, but as The Outsiders approach Goldberg, Sid Vicious shows up and says it will not be that simple as there is a new babyface in his town and his name is Sid Vicious. Sid and Goldberg fight The Outsiders side-by-side until security gets in the ring to break it up. Hall gets knocked out of the ring by Sid, while Nash gets out of the ring.

A mud ring is seen near the entrance ramp, and it is announced that a match involving The Nitro Girls is involved.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen exiting a limousine as two women get out of a ring nearby. (One of the women is former WWF Women's Champion Bertha Faye; the other is Patty Stonegrinder aka Leilani Kai.)

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are seen talking to Tony Marinara, saying they will take care of Disco Inferno and Lash LeRoux before the night is over.

Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) retain the WCW World Tag Team Championships against Buff Bagwell and Booker T after a chair shot to Buff Bagwell during the pinfall as Curt Hennig distracts referee Billy Silverman. Creative Control continue to attack Buff and Booker after the match, but the light go off and come back on, signaling the arrival of Midnight, who hits Creative Control with some drop kicks.

Juventud Guerrera shows up in Vince Russo's office. Russo is complaining about having some "Japanese clown" on his show due to prior commitments, and that the person in question is none other than Jushin "Thunder" Liger, who has not been seen in WCW in quite some time. Vince Russo tells Juvi that if he can take the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship off his waist, he will take are of Juvi's visa problems. Vince also tells Juvi he has a plan.

The Total Package, dressed in an expensive suit, hands Miss Elizabeth a piece of paper for breach of contract and threatens to sue her for hanging around with Sting last week. Miss Elizabeth says this has gone too far and that she will do anything to straighten this out. The Total Package says he will think about it.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen waiting near Vince Russo's office.

The two women from earlier figure out what to wear for the mud ring match.

Someone is seen delivering flowers to a woman named Symphony, who opens the door. There is a note attached that reads "My dearest Symphony, tonight is a night you will never forget. The next note in this cantata of love is soon to follow. Sincerely, your maestro." She takes the flowers.

Mike Tenay interviews Jeff Jarrett, who insists that he is the chosen one. As far as Dustin Rhodes is concerned, he could care less about him. He says he was hand-picked to win the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, and tonight, he gets one step closer to doing that. Tenay responds with "I hope so, because you've fallen out of favor with the powers that be." Jarrett responds by blasting him in the head with a guitar.

Brian Knobbs shows up. He says that what makes him stick to his stomach is the fat that he lost to "a woman" at Mayhem for the WCW Hardcore Championship. He says it is far from over as he is a hardcore solder of war. He says "Screamin'" Norman Smiley is in the back, and if he has any guts, he will face him in the ring. Smiley is in the back, and he does not have his gear. Fit Finley shows up with a bag around his shoulder, and he scares Norman Smiley to the point that he screams and hides underneath the table. Finely pulls out from the bag two Kendo sticks, tosses one to Knobbs, tosses away the other one, and still manages to make quick work of Knobbs. He then pulls out a piar of scissors and cuts off the back of Knobbs' hair. He then whacks Knobbs in the back with a kendo stick again, then says to the camera "He wants to be a soldier? Now he looks like a soldier!"

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito run into "Mean" Gene Okerlund. Vito invites Okerlund to a night out on the town. Okerlund accepts the invitation.

Curt Hennig and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) are in Vince Russo's office. Vince humiliates them for being attacked by Midnight, and Curt Hennig he would have cut through her, as nobody has ever embarrassed him like that. Vince Russo then makes a match between Curt Hennig and Midnight with Booker T barred from ringside.

Rob Moore from Mountain Grove, Missouri and Nancy Lastich of West Alice, Wisconsin are the final two Mayhem Match of the Week winners.

The two women from earlier tonight put on their make-up.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is still waiting for Vince Russo.

Buzzkill shows up with a "Down With Big Brother" sign at the start of the next match, and guests on commentary.

Juventud Guerrera beats Jushin "Thunder" Liger to become the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion! During the match, Buzzkill distracts the referee as well as Jushin "Thunder" Liger, and Juvi pulls a bottle of tequila out of a bag. He smashes it into the back of Liger's head to win the match and the Junior Heavyweight Championship.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. is now the main interviewer for the show now that Mike Tenay is knocked out and "Mean" Gene Okerlund is spending a night out on the town with Big Vito and Johnny The Bull. He also tries to sell his Amway goods - a set of fine china for $39.99 - before interviewing Oklahoma and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams. Oklahoma says Jerry Only should understand that running his mouth got him in a steel cage, and that none of his buddies can help him. Williams says it will be a slobberknocker.

Symphony is delivered candies. A note is included that reads "Sweets for my sweet, tonight you will be the cherry on top of my cake. Forever yours, The Maestro."

Sid Vicious is pre-occupied with choke slamming Scott Hall in the locker room.

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are in a gentleman's club with "Mean" Gene Okerlund.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. tries to sell a home security system for $59.95, then interviews The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall). Hall asks Nash what the deal is with the World Television Championship is, saying he hasn't gotten any free TV dinners or met Ted Turner. The Outsiders then play basketball with the Television title and a garbage can, and Nash dunks the TV title in the trash.

Before the next match, Shane Douglas announces that "Operation: Roadkill" was a huge success, and The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero, Torrie Wilson) are no more. Konnan and Rey Mysterio Jr. are nursing themselves back to health in hospital beds thanks to The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya), while Kidman and Eddie Guerrero will be on a idfferent cable channel sorting out their differences on Love Connection. He says The Revolution worked them from the inside, as The Filthy Animals never knew what hit them, and they nearly set the world on fire. What pissed them off, however, is that they cheered for Bret "The Hit Man" Hart for winning American gold, then booed them. Malenko says he was in the ring with "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit last week, and when he won, the fans booed him despite being American-made and born. Love it or leave it, The Revolution will leave it and declare themselves a sovereign nation upon themselves and do away with America. Tonight, he will be called "The Python." Shane Douglas will be "THe Rattler," Asya "The Boa." Saturn says he will be known as "The Trouser," (which he calls "the most sought after snake in the world") then says that if the fans want a revolution, they've got it. Tonight, they will start making that sad song better. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan then shows up and says he's got their snake right here, then stands up for America by stating he will shove his 2x4 where the sun doesn't shine. He then fights off The Revolution with his 2x4. Asya hits Duggan, but this causes Duggan to drop his 2x4 when the rest of The Revolution take advantage of the situation. They then hit him with his own 2x4, then Benoit shows up and saves Duggan as The Revolution do an "Iwo Jima" pose on top of him with their American flag.

Sid Vicious and The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are seen approaching the ring.

Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) is asked by Vince Russo to bring in "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. sells 24K, heart-shaped pendants for three easy payments of $19.95, then interviews Jerry Flynn. Flynn says there are three rules for something new he has introduced called "The Block": two men enter and one man leaves, bare fists and feet only, and come ready to fight, as no man has truly lived until they have felt the real pain of "The Block." He says the opportunity is there for any mean to meet him in the ring.

Curt Hennig and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) tell "Rowdy" Roddy Piper that Vince Russo is ready to see him now. Roddy, who is amazed that Curt Hennig is now on the same side as the powers that be, says he is proud to see the powers that be, but he has a stomach cramp and needs to take a "Vince Russo," and that he will see the powers that be whenever he damn well pleases.

Kevin Nash guests on commentary for the next match.

Scott Hall retains the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship against Sid Vicious. During the match, Hall inadvertently smacks referee Charles Robinson as Sid gets him up for a choke slam. When Sid goes for the powerbomb, Nash gets in the ring, but Sid sees it coming and dodges the elbow drop, which hits Hall. Sid then grabs Nash, but before he can powerbomb him, Jeff Jarrett runs in and whacks Sid in the head with his guitar. Jarrett then puts Hall on top of Sid, and wakes up referee Charles Robinson, who counts the pinfall. After the match, Goldberg runs in and hits Jarrett with a Spear and a Jackhammer.

Curt Hennig and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) escort "Rowdy" Roddy Piper to Vince Russo's office.

Oklahoma and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams are seen talking backstage about the recent Oklahoma-Oklahoma State game.

Big Vito is seen dancing in the gentleman's club with "Mena" Gene Okerlund as Johnny The Bull gets impatient.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is told by Vince Russo that he will be the referee of a mud wrestling match between the two women he saw earlier.

Backstage, a Nitro Girls food fight starts at catering. One of the women from earlier chokes, and Juvi tries to do the Heimlich but ends up calling for help.

Oklahoma guests on commentary for the next match.

Jerry Only beats "Dr. Death" Steve Williams in a Steel Cage Match. During the match, Oklahoma tries to get in the ring, but Vampiro and the rest of The Misfits catch him and pour his barbecue sauce all over him. This distracts Dr. Death briefly, but he does not get ouf the ring. He then tosses Jerry Only out of the ring, allowing him to get the ring, which wins Jerry Only the match.

Juventud Guerrera storms into Vince Russo's office bragging about saving the mud wrestling match by giving the woman who choked at catering mouth to mouth, but Vince Russo is disgusted and tells him to get out. The Total Package is then seen watching this going on from backstage and says "I may have an idea for that."

Chavo Guerrero Jr. interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart. Bret says they d not come any tougher than Meng, but Meng has never been in the ring with him. Chavo then tries to sell his line of hair care products after Bret leaves.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Meng. During the match, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) show up, distracting Bret. Bret goes for the Sharpshooter on Meng, but Meng kicks Bret into referee Nick Patrick as Hall gets into the ring. Meng grabs Hall and proceeds to beat him up, putting him in the Tongan Death Grip. Nash runs into the ring with a Kendo stick and whacks Meng with it, and it takes several whacks to knock Meng out, even for Nash. Nash then hits Meng with the Jackknife Power Bomb, then Hall pokes Bret with the Kendo stick at ringside. Suddenly, "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit runs in and takes the stick away from Hall, and attacks The Outsiders with it. Bret gets back in the ring and puts Meng in the Sharpshooter as referee Nick Patrick gets back up. Meng is out, and Bret retains.

Symphony is delivered a teddy bear. Attached is a note that reads "My muse, you and I will soon make our beatuful debut. I'll see you in our special place in less than thirty minutes."

The Total Package tells Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) he has an idea for Vince Russo, and it involves ratings. One of the men says he will see with Vince about it.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. sells make-up kits to the stars at clearance prices. Tygress says that if he has something that will help her finish teh job that she and Sky started with Spice last week, she will take ten of them, and asks him if he has ever seen Tygress without make-up before saying it is a scary sight. Suddenly, Spice shows up and tosses her one of her costumes, which she has ripped. This starts a brief brawl in a nearby bathroom, and Chavo tries to sell them towels.

Evan Karagias and Madusa are seen making out in a dark room backstage. Evan Karagias wants his surprise, but Madusa wants a title shot before he can get it. Karagias agrees to help her get it.

The Total Package talks with Vince Russo, and substitutes the woman who choked earlier with Miss Elizabeth. Vince Russo agrees to it.

Chavo Guerrero tries to sell his holiday catalog, then interviews Sting. All of a sudden, Miss Elizabeth talks to Sting about what is going on with her and The Total Package. Sting says she will think of something, then turns her away.

"The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit beats Jeff Jarrett and Sting in a three-way match to become #1 contender for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship after Starrcade. Miss Elizabeth shows up, and she tries to talk to Sting, which distracts him. The Total Package shows up and hits Sting in the back with a steel chair before carrying Miss Elizabeth away, then Jeff Jarrett hits Benoit with his guitar. Dustin Rhodes then comes out of the crowd, hits Jarrett with the ring bell, and puts Benoit on top of Jarrett, giving Benoit the win and title contention.

Johnny The Bull meets twins at the gentleman's club, and he gets Bit Vito involved. The two women asks Big Vito if he is "a natural baldy," then says that is just they way they like it. They then leave "Mean" Gene Okerlund at the club, but at this point, Gene is surrounded by women.

Symphony meets "The Maestro," but it is really David Flair, who has a crowbar in his hand and wonders why the piano will not play as he has already damaged it with said crowbar. He forces Symphony to open the piano, and inside is the real Maestro from last week, bound and gagged.

Goldberg takes Scott Hall by surprise and beats him up before the next match. We see Sid Vicious' locker room, and Sid is locked in. Kevin Nash is now backstage and attacking Goldberg along with Hall, and Sid kicks his dressing room door down to help Goldberg out. This leads to a tag team brawl, and the match eventually starts when Goldberg and Nash get in the ring. Meanwhile, Hall and Sid continue to brawl at ringside, but it is not long before Hall gets in the ring with a steel chair and takes out referee Johnny Boone before hitting Goldberg in the back with it. Sid gets in the ring, then Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up and takes the steel chair away from Hall before whacking Nash with it. Sid hits Nash with the chair, then Goldberg hits Nash with a Spear. Goldberg knocks Hall off the apron as referee Mickey Jay gets in the ring, and Goldberg hits the Jackhammer on Nash for the win. Goldberg beats Kevin Nash.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper heads to the ring.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. interviews The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall). Nash says that if all these tough guys want o get involved, then he will challenge Goldberg to a Steel Cage Match at the end of the night.

Miss Elizabeth refuses to do the mud wrestling match and walks out on The Total Package. This leads to a mud wrestling match between Rhonda Sing (who is competing under her real name and is best known as former WWF Women's Champion Bertha Faye) and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) are also dragged into the mud ring by Piper.

The twins are at Johnny The Bull and Big Vito's place as the men cook a nice Italian dinner.

"The Enforcer" Arn Anderson is seen backstage for the first time since his firing.

Vince Russo yells at Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) again, then "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up and confronts Vince over his firing. Anderson goes on to say that for the last years, everyone in control of the company has treated the company like crap, and says stuff like this doesn't apply to him. He also calls Hennig a stooge for selling out to the powes that be. Hennig says that the last time he and Anderson did business was before he turned on The Four Horsemen a few years ago, and says that this is his spot now and that Anderson should hit the bricks.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. interviews Sky. She may be the newest member of The Nitro Girls, but it did not take her long to realize what was going on. She says Spice and the rest of her friends tried to pull a power play, then Chae runs in and fights Sky. Chavo then tries to sell first aid kits.

The Wall beast Jerry Flynn in "The Block" (which is essentially the boiler room). During the match, Berlyn shows up and hits Flynn with a pipe, then tells The Wall that this is his chance to get out of here. The Wall then focuses on Berlyn and chases him out of The Block.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. interviews "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, who tells Chavo he fought his father and grandfather, and sasys they had guts unlike Curt Hennig. He is fighting the powers that be, and he threw Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) right into the mud. He says he is down and dirty, and things may not always go his way, but at the end of the way, it is going to be him. He tells Chavo to stand up for himself. The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) then show up, and Piper fights them as security tries to hold him back from Hall. Piper then tires to fight security despite being covered in mud.

Vincent aka Curly Bill - still dressed as one of The West Texas Rednecks - talks with Curt Hennig backstage. He says that he needs a job. Hennig says he hasn't let him down in the past, and says that he has some business to take care of and that he is in.

Vince Russo talks to The Total Package, saying he has egg on his face and that The Total Package let him down. He then guarantees that even if he has to carry her himself, Miss Elizabeth will be covered in mud and the mud match will happen. Vince tells him this is his last shot.

Midnight vs. Curt Hennig ends in a no-contest. During the match, the lights go out. When they come back on, Stevie Ray is behind Curt Hennig, and he beats Hennig up despite being suspended by the powers that be. The lights go out again, then come back on to reveal that Vincent aka Curly Bill is in the ring attacking Stevie Ray. The lights go back out a third time, and when they come back on this time, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up and takes the boots to Curly Bill.

The Total Package is seen carrying Miss Elizabeth backstage.

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are about to have dinner with the twins tie them up on the bed. They leave, but not before calling for Disco Inferno and Lash LeRoux, who pour hot spaghetti sauce, noodles and garlic bread all over them. Disco then calls Tony Marinara and tells him to get his men and bring a towel.

Larry Walker of the Colorado Rockies is seen in the crowd.

The Total Package shows up carrying Miss Elizabeth. He puts her down and tells her to get in the mud, but she slams him. She goes for a second slap, but The Total Package tosses her into the mud ring. He then takes his coat off and throws a bucket of mud at her, then The Total Package takes his socks off only to be pushed into the mud by Sting while still wearing his suit. Sting then tosses the shoes and suit jacket into the mud, then Miss Elizabeth gets out of the mud ring.. Sting then helps Miss Elizabeth to the back.

The team of "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall), and the team of Goldberg and Sid Vicious are all seen approaching the ring.

At the hotel room, Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are still tied to the bed. Johnny The Bull asks Big Vito if the boss is going to be mad at him for this one.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is the referee for the next match. It is announced that Mike Tenay has suffered lacerations of the nose and forehead and has not suffered a concussion. He has been sent home and will be back next week on Thunder.

the team of "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit and Bret "The Hit Man" beats The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and the team of Goldberg and Sid Vicious in a three-way tag team Steel Cage Match. During the match, Jeff Jarrett shows up with a cart full of weapons and brings two guitars into the ring. One of them goes right into the head of special guest referee "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, while the other one meets Goldberg's skull. Jarrett then pulls out a pair of handcuffs and hands them to The Outsiders, who proceed to handcuff Bret to the cage wall. Benoit goes after Jarrett, who manages to get out of the cage. Benoit then goes for a flying headbutt from the top of the cage and hits Hall, and Piper manages to count the pinfall to give Benoit and Bret the win as everyone else watches. After the match, Jarrett gets back in the cage with another guitar and hits Benoit in the head with it, then Goldberg gets back up and throws Jarrett into the cage wall multiple times to the point that it almost breaks. Scott Hall then hits Goldberg with the Outsider's Edge and Nash powerbombs Sid Vicious. Jarrett then hits Benoit with The Stroke before shaking hands with The Outsiders and celebrating in the ring.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 29, 1999

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The Big Boss Man and Viscera beat Big Show and Kane. During the match, The Big Boss Man attacks Big Show with his nightstick, distracting the referee, and X-Pac gets in the ring and hits Kane with a steel chair and the X-Factor as Prince Albert also runs in to attack Big Show. After a splash by Viscera, this match is over. After the match, Tori confronts X-Pac, but he spits in her face and roundhouse kicks her. Kane gets up and chases X-Pac away.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up. Triple H tells WWF Chairman Vince McMahon that all the warning were laid out, but Vince crossed the line and made it personal. He says it is Vince's fault that everything has escalated to what it all has become, and because of that, DX has a temporary order of protection against Vince which keeps him from coming within 50 feet of DX, which is all right with him as Vince cannot throw a rock or even see 50 feet. We see the footage of Vince running into DX's limousine with a Cadillac, and Triple H says they could have been seriously hurt but they were not, and Vince will be hurt at Armageddon when he beats him within an inch of his life without remorse. At Armageddon, Triple H says there will no retribution on him, and he will do what he wants to Vince and that is it. As for the wedding between Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, he has bad news: there will be no wedding here tonight. WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up, and says that if Triple H thinks he needs protection from him, he is right, as there is nothing he will not do to protect his family. As for D-Generation X, their temporary order of protection won't do Triple H any good at Armageddon, and he will have some of Triple H's blood on his hands. He says that after Armageddon, it will be "game over." He then decides to keep DX busy by giving Test a wedding present in the form of Triple H vs. Test in a one-on-one match and X-Pac, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn in a six-man tag team match against Mankind, The Rock and a partner of their choosing. Also, if DX or anybody interferes in the wedding and they are employed by the WWF, they will be fired tonight.

Al Snow tells Head he will be Mankind's tag team partner and will be the best one ever, whether The Rock likes it or not.

Edge beats Matt Hardy.

We see footage from WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Chyna shows up. He says Chris Jericho would not believe how much her thumb felt after she whacked him with the hammer, and the only reason why she did not press charges on him is because she wants to make Jericho suffer and cry in front of her like a whiny baby. She then dares Jericho to get in the ring with her right now, as she can probably beat him with one hand, anyway. Jericho shows up and says that if Chyna wants to challenge him, he would like to beat her "flabby Jell-o ass," but says he can't due to Chyna hitting him with the hammer and giving him a concussion. Jericho then says after some intense physical therapy - and much embellishment - he will face her at Armageddon for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Chyna tells Jericho to chill out, but Jericho tells her to chill out. Miss Kitty shows up with a fire extinguisher, and Chyna says that if Jericho won't chill out, then maybe Miss Kitty can help. Miss Kitty sprays Jericho with the fire extinguisher.

We see more footage from WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party in Las Vegas, Nevada.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Ivory are on the cover and cover story of this week's Entertainment Weekly.

"The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman beats The Godfather with a kick to the solar plexus.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) play poker with The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley).

We see even more footage from WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mae Young is seen doing the D-D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) crotch chop.

Al Snow asks Mankind to pick him as his tag team partner for the six-man tag team match tonight, but his hatred for The Rock remains. Mankind says Snow has his vote, and that The Rock is starting to soften up. Nevertheless, Al Snow cannot stand The Rock.

Before the next match, Hardcore Holly tells Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) that they are not super heavyweights and that he and Crash Holly are the only super heavyweights around here. As for Rikishi Fatu, Hardcore says he has enough of an ass to make a total eclipse of the sun and that he will be Santa Claus after enough seconds and thirds at the dinner table. After Hardcore makes fun of the appearance of his ass (saying it has more dimples than a gold ball), Rikishi punches Crash before punching Hardcore and rolling him into the ring.

Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly). After the match, Hardcore Holly fights Too Cool, but Rikishi gets involved and makes quick work of him before hitting him with the Banzai Drop.

We see even more footage from WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party in Las Vegas, Nevada, which sees the introduction of "Carlos the Electrician," who is not an electrician but a male dancer. Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah carry him off.

Test and Triple H are seen getting ready for their match backstage.

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A man in a Vince McMahon mask is the special guest referee for the next match.

Test beats Triple H. Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco are seen watching the match from backstage, asking WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to come see the referee in the Vince McMahon mask. At one point in the match, the masked referee smacks Test in the face to snap him out of a choke hold. He also stops Triple H from using a steel chair, then refuses to count a pinfall attempt by Triple H shortly afterwards. This leads Triple H to punch the ref and try to rip the mask off, but WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up, grabs the chair and hits Triple H in the back of the head with a steel chair. Test then hits the top rope elbow drop for the win after a fast count.

At WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bachelorette party, Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah return, and everyone wonders where "Carlos The Electriciain" is. Stephanie is then offered one more drink, and she downs it.

Triple H is in the locker room with police officers, telling them to get WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and have him arrested for violating a temporary order of protection, as he believes that the man in the Vince McMahon mask is in fact Vince McMahon.

Michael Cole interviews Barbara Bush, the EMT from SmackDown whose shirt was ripped off by Ivory after the Gravy Bowl Match. Barbara - whose friends call her "B.B." - calls the experience humiliating, and she is challenging Ivory to an Evening Gown Match. Suddenly, Ivory shows up, and tells her she is a pretty girl but is not too bright, and says "B.B." is short for "blonde bimbo," "big boobs," and "bird brain." She thinks B.B. is trying to make friends with all the perverts in the audience, and the crowd cheers when Ivory asks the crowd if they want to see her naked. Ivory then proposes having the match right now, then takes off her coat and proceeds to have a catfight with B.B. Once again, B.B.'s bust is exposed as another referee has to get Ivory out of the ring.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon talks to the police officers, saying that Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco have alibis that put him in the bathroom at the time of the offense.

We see the bridesmaids - and WWF co-owner Linda McMahon - getting ready for the wedding.

Before the next match, Val Venis says "The Big Valbowski" and Shaquille O'Neal have a lot in common: they both carry intimidating size, but while Shaq may be a little shaky from the outside, "The Big Valbowski's" "bald-headed slam dunker" scores every single time. Kurt Angle then shows up and says Los Angeles, California lacks integrity and moral values, and he finds it amazing that the fans would rather cheer for a porn star over him. Venis then beats him up, starting the next match.

Kurt Angle beats Val Venis. During the match, The British Bulldog shows up and trips Val Venis on the top rope as Kurt Angle has referee Teddy Long pre-occupied, and this allows Angle to hit a superplex for a near-fall. Val Venis then fights The British Bulldog at ringside, and Angle hits Venis from behind before rolling him back into the ring. The Bulldog then grabs a steel chair, and as Teddy Long gets Angle away from Venis, Bulldog smacks the chair into Venis' back.

The men of the wedding - including The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy), D'Lo Brown, and Edge - are seen getting ready.

Al Snow mentions how much he hates The Rock, and he does it in front of The Rock unintentionally. The Rock catches Al Snow out, then asks Al Snow to put a dirty jack and a hockey mask on his face, then take a hockey stick and stick it straight up his candy ass. It becomes obvious that Al Snow is not his and Mankind's tag team partner.

Armageddon is coming live to pay-per-view on December 12th!

Before the next match, Kane suddenly shows up. When Mankind shows up, it is made apparent that Kane is Mankind and The Rock's partner.

D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beats Mankind, The Rock and Kane by disqualification. During the match, Al Snow is seen backstage telling Head that Mankind needs him, and takes Head with to the ring. He attacks DX with Head, which gets The Rock disqualified. The Rock does not take kindly to that and hits Al Snow with a Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow after the match.

The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) are still playing poker with The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw). Though they can barely get along, they laugh at the fact that The Acolytes ran Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and "Flyboy" Rocco Rock) out of the WWF.

The bridesmaids are seen getting ready just before the event. They also get a peek at WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bridal gown, but we do not.

The best men are seen talking in the locker room.

Buh Buh Ray goes all in and has six aces. When he takes the whole pot back, The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) and The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) brawl. Referees and officials run into the ring to restore order.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn") are seen laughing among each other.

It is time for the wedding. Amanda Case is escorted by Edge; Lisa Fox and Matty Jenny are escorted by Shawn Stasiak; Jen Jenny is escorted by Christian; Mandy Van Dam is escorted by D'Lo Brown; Corey Seaberry is escorted by Jeff Hardy; Kristin Soto is escorted by Matt Hardy; The Fabulous Moolah is escorted by Gerald Brisco; Mae Young is escorted by Pat Patterson; and matron of honor Linda McMahon is escorted by Shane McMahon. Test then shows up, then Stephanie McMahon is escorted by Vince McMahon. After a wedding song is played, both Test and are about to Stephanie exchange their vows when Triple H shows up. Triple H says that he knows that he is not invited, but shows him a video on the TitanTron and leaves. We see a video of Triple H in his car in Las Vegas, Nevada. He heads to "A Little White Wedding Chapel," where Joan Collins and Michael Jordan got married. We get a look at the Tunnel of Love, then Triple H goes through the wedding ceremony with Stephanie McMahon, who is unconscious. He has everything ready and pays for the wedding ceremony, and goes straight throw the vow exchanges even though Stephanie cannot consent to any of this. Triple H and Stephanie are now legally married. We find out that the bartender from the bachelorette party was in on this as he attaches something to the antennae on the front of Triple H's car, then Triple H says to the handheld camera held by the bartender telling everyone to get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Triple H then speeds off. Stephanie feels violated, then Triple H shows up again and says that as a member of the immediate family, he knows that Vince can only have one question on his mind: how many times did they consummate the marriage. Stephanie tells Triple H she hates him as Vince consoles her.