Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
Zaria heads to the ring to start tonight's show. Zaria says that she spent so long in Sol Ruca's shadow that she forgot what the sun looked like, and after setting the women's division ablaze, she is the new Women's North American Champion. She says that she did this all of her own after being overlooked, underestimated and looked past in favor of Sol Ruca, but now, she holds a title, and the power is in her hands. She calls this a course correction, not a dream come true, that she owes nothing to anybody. Zaria then promises that her name will not be in the shadows ever again before Kelani Jordan shows up and congratulates Zaria. Kelani then gives Zaria some advice: enjoy all of this, as the people who chant that she deserves this will switch it up on her before the week is even over, and no matter what she does, it will never be good enough. She tells Zaria to hold on to the Women's North American Championship as tightly as possible, as she may never hold another title again. As Kelani talks about how she only needs one shot to beat Lola Vice and become NXT Women's Champion, Kendal Grey shows up. Kendal says she has already beaten Kelani and that Kelani will be watching her beat Lola Vice to become NXT Women's Champion, and that if Kelani ends up back in her path, she will beat her again. As Zaria complains about somebody making this about themselves, Lola Vice shows up and tells Zaria to get over Sol Ruca, then says she will beat Kendal Grey again. All four women argue, then General Manager Robert Stone shows up. All four women see themselves in a tag team match against each other coming, which Stone more or less confirms.
Tavion Heights beats Jackson Drake in an NXT North American Championship #1 contender's match after Myles Borne stops Brad Baylor and "The Smoke Show" Ricky Smokes from interfering after Tavion sends Drake flying into the both of them.
In backstage from last week, comedian Matt Mathews, Aaron Rourke, Hank Walker and Tank Ledger meet with General Manager Robert Stone when Birthright (Lexis King, Uriah Connors, Charlie Dempsey, Channing "Stacks" Lorenzo, Arianna Grace) interrupts. Matt Mathews mocks Birthright when Lexis King thanks Stone for putting Arianna in the Women's Speed Championship Tournament where she will soon be "the fastest woman alive," and the ensuing argument leads to Birthright getting kicked out of the office.
Izzi Dame beats Thea Hail to advance in the WWE Women's Speed Championship Tournament.
Backstage, Kendal Grey and Wren Sinclair talk about each others' matches and state that they will both be champions by the end of The Great American Bash. Lola Vice shows up and tells Kendal not to get ahead of herself, and Kendal tells Lola not to hit her on accident again while Wren heads out to ensure she is medically cleared.
Tony D'Angelo meets with Naraku, who has the contract for their match. D'Angelo says he can see through Naraku's nice guy act and knows about his accomplishments as the leader of Los Ingobernables de Japon, and says Naraku left Japan for his title. D'Angelo says that Naraku is a man without a family who has moved his life halfway across the world for something he cannot accomplish, and says that the NXT Championship is staying with him. D'Angelo signs the contract after noticing that Naraku has yet to sign, then tells Naraku to get ready for war. D'Angelo leaves, then Naraku says "Evil is coming."
We see a video package for Jaida Parker vs. Nattie in this week's NXT Focus.
Backstage, General Manager Robert Stone is met by Keanu Carver. EK Prosper shows up, and Keanu Carver finds out EK Prosper is his opponent next week. Carver does not think highly of Prosper, and Prosper takes offense to the disrespect as he tells Carver that he will humble him.
Nattie beats Jaida Parker by submission with the Sharpshooter after keeping Jaida away from the ropes.
Backstage, Mason Rook and Lizzy Rain talk about their title aspirations when they run into Tristan Angels shows up and says that he will be representing England properly as Mr. NXT. As Aaron Rourke reminds Tristan that the fans voted for Shiloh Hill, Tristan mentions that if Shiloh cannot perform his duty, the title goes to the runner-up, which he says is worthy of a championship match. Rourke challenges Tristan to a match, reminding Tristan that he has a history of coming up short. Tristan gets angry and leaves, and Rook and Lizzy tell Rourke to kick Tristan's ass.
Arianna Grace beats Layla Diggs with an inside cradle to advance in the WWE Women's Speed Championship Tournament after Layla Diggs takes out the rest of Birthright (Lexis King, Uriah Connors, Charlie Dempsey, Channing "Stacks" Lorenzo) with a top rope moonsault to the outside.
Backstage, Romeo Moreno, Noam Dar, Dorian Van Dux and Sean Legacy talk about Noam Dar's new success as a tag team wrestler. Romeo and Noam agree that they make a great tag team, and Legacy believes that he and Dorian make a good tag team.
We hear from Tate Wilder, who says that one cannot grow without risks, but with risks comes consequences. He says that he has yet to get his first win, but he is driven by reward, and he hopes to get that first win and many more.
In this week's NXT Chronicle, we learn more about Saquon Shugars, who talks about his violent upbringing in Washington D.C., the beating he gave Cutler James and Osiris Griffin with a baseball bat, and how he plans to beat Dion Lennox at The Great American Bash. Backstage, Lennox says that Saquon is the one who has made a mistake, and says that he will see Saquon next week.
Lola Vice and Kendal Grey beat Kelani Jordan and Zaria after Tatum Paxley shows up in the front row and distracts Zaria, allowing Lola to get Zaria back in the ring for the spinning back fist and the win. After the match, Tatum attacks Zaria from out of the crowd, and officials have to keep both women apart. Meanwhile, Kelani gets between Kendal and Lola and takes the NXT Women's Championship, and when Kendal takes the title away from Kendal, she knocks out Lola.
Liv Morgan and "Dirty" Dominik Mysterio head to the ring to start tonight's show. Dominik says tonight is all about Liv, and Liv says that everyone needs reminding that the Raw women's division is hers and that when you talk about the division, you talk about her. Liv says that Nikki Bella learned the hard way last week and is sitting at home watching her while all beat up like she should be, then says that she paved her own way and became a record breaking and history making four-time WWE Women's Tag Team Champion, which makes her the greatest women's tag team champion of all time. She then demands respect as well as the rematch she never got for the Women's World Championship. Liv tells Iyo Sky that they can do things the easy way or the hard way, then Iyo Sky shows up and tells Liv to shut her mouth, as all she does is whine and show disrespect, especially to her and Nikki Bella. She then says that if Liv wants to fight her, then she is right here. Liv says she wants to fight Iyo, but only for the Women's World Championship, but if Iyo is scared, then she is okay with Iyo handing the title to her. Iyo tells Liv that she cannot steal the title like Liv stole Dominik Mysterio, who tells Iyo to make things easier on herself and hand the title to Liv. Iyo agrees, then tosses it to Liv before drop kicking her and kicking Dominik in the back of the head.
Backstage, Liv Morgan speaks with Raquel Rodriguez, telling her to go out there and win before going after Kairi Sane.
Asuka beats Raquel Rodriguez, Stephanie Vaquer and Ivy Nile to advance in the Queen of the Ring Tournament after Rhea Ripley hits Raquel on the outside with Riptide. The match is Asuka's first in thirteen months. After the match, Cathy Kelley interviews Asuka in the ring. Asuka says that the fire did not die and that is it still alive, and that she will become Queen of the Ring.
Backstage, Liv Morgan realizes she will have to take care of things herself. Meanwhile, "Dirty" Dominik Mysterio accompanies JD McDonagh to the ring while Finn Balor takes care of things at the clubhouse at Dominik's behest. Finn then meets with Roxanne Perez with an idea on how to help Liv out.
Gunther heads to the ring. He says that "Main Event" Jey Uso was the better man for one night at WrestleMania, and that every other night, he has been untouchable. He says he has heard all the rumors and chatter about what is next for him, and says that it will not be Goldberg after he cast him out in front of his family and taught him a lesson. He then says that Seth "Freakin'" Rollins has the Money in the Bank briefcase and that he has what Seth wants, and since Seth views him as a target, he will make it very easy for him. Suddenly, Goldberg makes a surprise appearance and tells Gunther that he is here to congratulate him on winning the World Heavyweight Championship before bringing up what Gunther did to him in front of his family and telling Gunther that he will end it where it started in Atlanta, Georgia at Saturday Night's Main Event on July 12th.
Backstage, Sheamus is met by Alpha Academy (Akira Tozawa and Maxxine Dupri) and Natalya. Maxxine says that Otis will be better soon, and Natalya asks Sheamus to take care of Rusev. As Sheamus says that he will bully the bully, Akira Tozawa tells Sheamus to kick Rusev's ass.
Bayley notices The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) and A-Town Down Under (Grayson Waller and Austin Theory) arguing on the way to the ring.
Green Bay Packers safety Evan Williams is seen in the crowd.
Bayley heads to the ring. She says that one does not know what they have until it is gone, and that when she steps into the ring, she knows what she has and what it feels like to be in it, because every time she gets an opportunity to be in front of the fans, she revels in it. She says that this is what she puts her heart and soul into every single night, and two months ago, she was stripped of a WrestleMania match and robbed of an opportunity to go after the WWE Women's Tag Team Championships. She says she does not come in day in and day out putting her body on the line for just one night; she does it every night for the fans. Bayley calls out Becky Lynch, telling her that her attack on her only made her stronger, and while Becky Lynch being two steps ahead of her ate at her, she is climbing the ladder and she is knocking Becky down and taking back what she took from her. Bayley then calls Becky out, and Becky shows up and heads to the ring dressed in Chicago Bears gear, causing the fans to chant "Bears still suck." Becky says it will be the last time, then says that Bayley accepts being second fiddle "much like the Packers" and she does not. Becky says that Bayley would rather have a couple of fake friends than a legacy while she is the opposite, but Bayley says she built her own legacy and is so comfortable with it that she does not bringing the locker room with her. Becky says she fought for the people, but the people stopped fighting for her, and that they stopped fighting for Bayley ever since she took her out of WrestleMania and nobody gave a damn about Bayley while they cheered for her. Bayley says that Becky sounds like an idiot and cares too much about what the fans think of her to the point that she took a whole year off and still had to take her out and then took out Lyra Valkyria when she got concerned about the fans booing her. Becky tells Bayley that the fans cheered for that, too. Bayley then asks Becky if she remembers having to fight for opportunities or if her head is so far up her own ass that she does not even remember anymore. Becky laughs and admits she does not know what that feels like, then asks Bayley if she knows what championship gold feels like. Bayley dares Becky to remind her and step up to her, and Becky tells Bayley she will have a match, but not tonight and not for her title; instead, it will be next week. Becky then tries to slap Bayley, but Bayley responds by punching Becky in the face.
Backstage, Cathy Kelley interviews "Main Event" Jey Uso. Jey says tonight's match is very important and that he and Gunther have each others' respect. He says Gunther can look past Seth "Freakin'" Rollins and Goldberg, and if he has to become King of the Ring to get the World Heavyweight Championship, he will do it.
Backstage, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles meets with General Manager Nick Aldis and returns the Intercontinental Championship to him, then Aldis puts him in a match with "Dirty" Dominik Mysterio for the title at Night of Champions. Styles leaves, then Bayley shows up. Aldis says that next week, Bayley will face Becky Lynch for the Women's Intercontinental Championship, seeing that Bayley is owed a title match after Becky's attack on her. Aldis leaves, then Lyra Valkyria gets Bayley's attention. =Lyra welcomes Bayley back, but is unhappy that Bayley did not reach back out to her in the last two months. Bayley says she is doing what is best for her and tells her that the last two months have been rough, but Lyra warns her that if she wins the Women's Intercontinental Championship, she will do what is best for her and beat her for the title.
Kairi Sane vs. Liv Morgan ends as soon as it begins with Liv Morgan's right shoulder becomes legitimately dislocated during a takedown. (It is later reported that Liv Morgan will be out of action for six months - potentially the rest of the year - and will require surgery.) After the commercial break, we see footage of Liv Morgan being helped to the back. Shortly afterwards, it is announced that Liv Morgan has indeed dislocated her right shoulder.
Backstage, Cathy Kelley interviews Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn states that he has talked about the World Heavyweight Championship and what it means to him, and that the opportunity is here again and something feels different this time. Karrion Kross shows up and says there is nothing different about this and that he is doing the same thing expecting a different result, and tells Sami Zayn that he will face Randy Orton and lose and stay at zero while Randy Orton goes on to become a fifteen-time world champion. Sami says that if he is crazy, then Karrion is a coward, as he talks big but cannot back it up while he has picked himself back up when he has failed. He says that King of the Ring is his priority, and that after this is finished, they will finally have their match once and for all. Karrion smiles and proclaims "It's about time," then leaves.
"Main Event" Jey Uso beats Bronson Reed, Rusev and Sheamus in a Fatal 4-Way to advance in the King of the Ring Tournament. During the match, Jey Uso is shoved off the top rope by Bron Breakker. Sami Zayn shows up and fights Breakker on the outside only to get thrown over the announce table, then Penta shows up and takes Breakker out with a dive over the tope. Meanwhile, Bronson hits Jey with a Death Valley Driver, but as he goes for a Tsunami, he is shoved off the top rope by LA Knight. Jey hits Bronson with a superkick and a Spear, then hits him with the Uso Splash across the back. After a second Uso Splash, Jey gets the pin and the win to advance in the tournament. After the match, an angry Seth "Freakin'" Rollins shows up and gets in the ring to stalk Jey, but "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes shows up and confronts Rollins to make the save for Jey. Rollins becomes furious, then slowly leaves the ring. Cody and Jey, knowing they will be opponents in the semi-finals next week, shake hands to end the show.
Note: This is a repeat of Championship Wrestling From Atlanta from October 30, 2021.
Juicy Finau beats Dean Alexander.
We hear from Heather Monroe, who is on vacation after her win against Reka Tehaka. She says she wants to address the fans and says that Reka's win against her is a fan and while she appreciates that Reka wants to go up against her, she is the face of Championship Wrestling. She then tells Reka to take a step back and realize who her superior is.
The Washington Bullets (John and Trey Willliams) beat TSF (Hunter Knott and Rosario Grillo).
Backstage, Marti Belle interviews Marina Shafir. Marina says her father told her she could be different and be the best, which has created this nagging, consistent desire to overcome the demons that drive her, and that has made her become "The Problem."
Marina Shafir beats Cassandra Golden with Greedy.
Backstage, Dustin Starr interviews David Ali. David says that Tony Nese is lost and trying to reclaim his title as a premier athlete, but he will step up to "The Savior" and be pushed to his limit, and if Nese needs to find himself again, he is the man to do it. He then tells Nese to let him save him.
Backstage, an angry Baron Black looks for Lord Crewe and finds him. He then says "You son of a bitch," and the locker room has to keep Baron from charging at Lord Crewe before telling him to leave.
Carlie Bravo beats Owen Knight after targeting Knight's left arm and shoulder throughout the match.
Backstage, Marti Belle interviews Suge D. Suge D says the biggest thing is opportunity, which he says is raging through his mind. He says he has been looking for that opportunity for years, but he says it has been here all along. He says that he has built his "mind palace" tall and wide waiting for opportunity to reach his front door, and says he will not waste opportunity's time, saying time is relative and he is dead in the center.
David Ali beats "The Premier Athlete" Tony Nese after hitting Nese with a low blow after distracting the ref by bringing his barbed wire baseball bat into the ring.
Note: this is a repeat of the November 7, 2021 episode of Championship Wrestling From Atlanta.
Lord Crewe beats Baron Black by referee stoppage after Crewe knocks Baron Black out with a roundhouse kick.
Backstage, Marti Belle interviews Dani Jordyn. Dani says she will not mention her relationship with "Outlandish" Zicky Dice and simply says that they are on the same page before telling her to watch how a woman dominates in the ring. She also tells Marti to call her.
Dani Jordyn beats Katalina Perez after "Outlandish" Zicky Dice distracts Katalina Perez with an envelope. After the match, Katalina Perez opens up the envelope to find a card that reads "Sorry that you lost. Be better. Love, Dani."
Alex Chamberlain beats Scotty Beach after dodging the Bronco Buster. After the match, Alex Chamberlain calls Darian Bengston a liar and a cheater who paid off the referee to get the win. He says he is a fool for assuming he is the better man and that Bankman is a marked man, saying that he will find out what a dangerous man can do. He then says it will not be personal, because if it was, Bengston would never be able to wrestle again.
Darian Bengston beats Aleksandr Koloff. After the match, Bengston is attacked from behind by Alex Chamberlain.
Backstage, Dustin Starr interviews Reka Tehaka. Reka says she is not done with Heather Monroe by a long shot.
Logan Creed beats Aaron Frye after catching him out of the air to hit Scorched Earth.
Levi Shapiro and Howdy Price head to the ring. Howdy Price says the place still stinks, then says that their last open challenge gave them the best Atlanta had to offer. He then issues another open challenge to anyone who wants to step up, and says that Shapiro will still retain. The open challenge is answered by Suge D.
Levi Shapiro retains the United Televison Championship via pinfall against Suge D after Howdy Price distracts Suge D - and gets slapped for it - so that Levi Shapiro can load his glove and slug Suge D in the eye so he can pin him with the Iron Claw to retain.
The United Empire (Will Ospreay, Kyle Fletcher, Jeff Cobb) beat CHAOS (Rocky "Azucar" Romero, Trent Beretta, Chuck Taylor) in a trios match.
Taya Valkyrie beats Trish Adora.
Backstage, Lexy Nair, interviews The Hardys (Jeff and Matt Hardy), Brother Zay and "All Ego" Ethan Page. Matt Hardy says The Gunns (Austin and Colten Gunn) have seemed to forgotten who they are, and that they will be winning the AEW World Tag Team Championships in their fourth decade as a team. Jeff Hardy says that they will do what their father has been doing for months and make The Gunns famous.
Mark Briscoe, Papa Briscoe and Aubrey Edwards beats Jeff Jarrett, Karen Jarrett and Jay Lethal with a Figure Four Leg Lock from Aubrey to Karen after blasting Lethal with Jeff Jarrett's guitar behind the referee's back as the referee is dealing with Satnam Singh on the ring apron.
Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Taya Valkyrie, who celebrates tonight's victory before asking if everyone has had enough of Kris Statlander. Kris shows up and knows she is watching her every week and that it is not her fault Jade Cargill put out he open challenge, but Taya says she is the one who did the work and broke Jade down before Kris came back and took her spot after nursing herself and that Kris took the attention away from her. Kris says she will be issuing an open challenge and that Taya knows where to find her.
Before the next match, Don Callis interrupts Mark Henry to state that Konosuke Takeshita is a top level athlete because he only fights top level athletes. He then says Konosuke is better than all the greats and that while Bandido has beaten some of the greats in Mexico, he has not beaten "El Hijo del Don Callis." Callis then tells Bandido that Takeshita is the new god of pro wrestling and that he is in for a long night.
Don Callis guests on commentary for the next match.
Elektra Lopez and Lola Vice beat Dani Palmer and Kelani Jordan.
Kelly Kincaid interviews Javier Bernal. Bernal says that tonight, a different side of him should be expected on both the outside and the inside. He says he has a "tortilla sized" chip on his shoulder after not getting a spot on Stand & Deliver or Battleground, and now Channing "Stacks" Lorenzo wants to accuse him of snitching on Tony D'Angelo. Bernal says that he is no rat and that the evolution of Javier Bernal is destined for greatness.
At the start of the show, Kayla Braxton gets an interview with Paul Heyman as Solo Sikoa and Roman Reigns enter the arena. Heyman just sighs at Kayla and leaves.
Pretty Deadly (Kit Wilson and Elton Prince) beat The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford), The O.C. (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson), The Latino World Order (Joaquin Wilde and Cruz del Toro), Hit Row (Ashante "Thee" Adonis and Top Dolla) and The Brawling Brutes (Ridge Holland and Sheamus) in a gauntlet match to become #1 contenders for the Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships at Money In The Bank after Elton Prince makes a blind tag and hits Sheamus with a leg drop. After the commercial break, Pretty Deadly are in the ring when Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens - who have been watching the match from backstage - show up. Sami admits that Pretty Deadly were not expected to win, then mentions that Pretty Deadly have been in the ring for five minutes and have overstayed their welcome by five minutes before telling them to get out. Elton Prince mentions that he and Kit Wilson have beaten five teams and yet their hair is dryer than Sami's, and Kit Wilson says that when they become tag team champions, they will celebrate for even longer. Kevin Owens says that Pretty Deadly is making him so angry that he wants to punch them in the face, then Sami Zayn agrees with him and the two of them chase Pretty Deadly out of the ring.
Backstage, Paul Heyman asks Roman Reigns if he has spoken with Jey Uso. Roman says he has not, and says Jey should be reaching out to him. Roman asks Heyman if he has talked to Jey, then tells him to talk to Jey now.
Zelina Vega beats Iyo Sky following a miscommunication between Bayley and Iyo Sky.
Backstage, Bianca Belair meets with WWE official Adam Pearce regarding her championship rematch. Pearce says he cannot give her an answer tonight, and Bianca responds by stating she will do things her way.
Backstage, Bayley and Iyo Sky are arguing when they are met by Shotzi, who confronts Bayley for costing her a spot in the women's Money In The Bank Ladder Match. After Bayley says that Shotzi is not on her and Iyo's level, Shotzi tells Bayley to put her spot in the Money In The Bank on the line if she is so confident. Iyo Sky accepts on Bayley's behalf, much to Bayley's chagrin.
It's time for The Grayson Waller Effect. Tonight's guest is Charlotte Flair. On the subject of whether she will be will a fifteen-time champion, Charlotte says she has Asuka's number. After Grayson gets his chance to do the trademark Flair "WOOO!", Bianca Belair shows up. Bianca confronts Charlotte for getting a shot at the WWE Women's Championship before she can, but Charlotte says she did not make the rules or petition to rewrite them, then says she will not apologize and that the line begins and ends with her. She then mentions that she lost her title to Rhea Ripley and did not get a rematch, and that both of them are owed a rematch. Bianca says she tried to do things the right way, and that she may have to take things into her own hands, too. This leads to an argument where Charlotte says that while she stepped away but did not run away, and Bianca says that she has the longest reign as champion and that she did not have to be a fifteen-time champion to do it. Bianca then says that regardless of what happens, she is the future, and that sooner or later, the championship will come back to her.
Backstage, Paul Heyman apologizes to Jey Uso for everything that happened last week and that Jimmy Uso meant to kick him in the face last week to embarrass and humiliate him, and that Jey Uso does not deserve that. Jey Uso apologizes to Paul Heyman that if he is in The Bloodline, Heyman is still out.
Karrion Kross and Scarlett beat The O.C. ("The Phenomenal" AJ Styles and "Michin" Mia Yim).
Backstage, Paul Heyman simply shakes his head when Roman Reigns asks him about Jey Uso. Solo advances towards Heyman, and Heyman runs away before Solo ask Roman if he needs to handle it. Roman tells Solo they still have plenty of time.
Backstage, Kayla Braxton interviews Cameron Grimes, who says he has been having so much fun on SmackDown before he is attacked by Baron Corbin. Corbin asks Cameron Grimes if he is having fun now before telling him his luck has just run out.
Rey Mysterio heads to the ring. Rey says that while he has many accomplishments that he is proud of, he is proudest of reforming The Latino World Order (Rey, Santos Escobar, Joaquin Wilde, Cruz del Toro, Zelina Vega). He then introduces who he says is the essence of the LWO and will become the next Mr. Money In The Bank: Santos Escobar. Escobar says he has worked hard and has made a lot of sacrifices to get the opportunity of a lifetime when he competes for the Money In The Bank contract. He then thanks Rey for believing in him, and both men hug before Escobar tells Rey that he inspires him and that he is fighting for him, his people and all of the fans who have a dream. Suddenly, LA Knight shows up and punches Rey only to be drop kicked out of the ring by Escobar.
Santos Escobar beats LA Knight after countering a roll-up where Knight grabs the middle rope for leverage with a roll-up of his own. After the match, LA Knight attacks Santos Escobar, but runs away when Rey Mysterio runs back into the ring.
Backstage, Jey Uso runs into Sami Zayn on the way to the ring. Sami Zayn nods and walks away as the crowd chants "Ucey."
Roman Reigns, Paul Heyman and Solo Sikoa head to the ring. After Roman demands that the fans acknowledge him, Jey Uso heads to the ring. Roman asks Jey if he is in or out, but Jey says "You tell me," and says it is either him or Heyman. Roman tells Jey that if he is Tribal Chief, he can pick his own wise man, and that Heyman is his own wise man, not The Bloodline's, to help him as he leads. He says that he was only here to get The Bloodline to the promised line and that Jey is meant to keep him there, and that they have been grooming him for three years, hence why he is the right-hand man, because he is meant to lead, albeit not yet. Roman then says that the problem is his brother Jimmy Uso, but soon, Jimmy Uso shows up and says the problem is Roman Reigns. He says Roman is supposed to be a leader and that he is using Jey, not grooming him. Jimmy asks Jey if he actually believes what he is hearing and if he is willing to choose Roman over him, but Roman says it took ten years to get The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) to WrestleMania and that they have main evented since, and that Jey is the answer and he is the wings. He then tells Jey that he cannot be a Tribal Chief and a twin at the same time, and mentions that Jimmy was the only person who had a problem with Jey being the right-hand man. Jey stares angrily at Jimmy and asks if that is true, and Jimmy tells him it is true, then asks Jimmy if he doubted him. Jimmy says he did not, but Jey says he expected that from Roman, but not for him. He says that all he heard growing up was "Listen to your older brother" and that they could have been competing against Roman, but he had to keep up with him the whole time, and reminds Jimmy that when he got hurt, he stepped up. Jey says it is all because of Roman, then tells Jimmy that he is out. He then says that he is out, too, and superkicks Roman. Solo Sikoa becomes enraged, but The Usos take him down. Roman gets angry at The Usos, and The Usos hit him with a double superkick to end the show.
This week on The SmackDown LowDown: Pretty Deadly (Kit Wilson and Elton Prince)! Shotzi! LA Knight!
Laredo Kid beats Blake Christian in the BTI Match.
Tasha Steelz and Savannah Evans beat Jordynne Grace and Mia Yim after Jordynne inadvertently hits Mia Yim. After the match, Gia Miller interviews Deonna Purrazzo and Chelsea Green - who has been watching from backstage - and asks if they are going to be a team in Queen of the Mountain. Deonna says there are no teams in Queen of the Mountain, but Chelsea says that with all the alliances, it would not make sense for them not to team up. When asked if it was between them, Deonna says there can only be one Queen of the Mountain. As Deonna walks off, Chelsea says "She's not wrong."
Backstage, Gia Miller interviews Wes Brisco and Garrett Bischoff. Garrett says his time in Impact was the greatest time of his life, and Brisco says nobody on the roster can mess with Aces and Eights. Suddenly, Honor No More shows up, and Vincent says that Honor No More runs things in Impact. Kenny King mentions Garrett and Brisco's family ties and tells them to get out, and this starts a brawl that officials break up. One of the officials is D'Lo Brown, who says that they don't handle things like they used to anymore. Brisco asks D'Lo if he remembers being an Aces and Eights member, and Garrett tells him to dig down deep because they want a piece of Honor No More. D'Lo Brown says the best part of being part of the office is that he can talk to Scott D'Amore and make the match official, and says he will take care of that.
We hear from "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander, who talks about his Impact World Championship victory and how holding the title always means there is a target on his back. He also says that he has been a fan of TNA and Impact, and that Eric Young inspired him to chase his dream. Eric Young says the perfume of victory is a very sweet taste and that the images are burned in his mind forever, and that since then, he has moved on from the past and that the world belongs to him and Violent By Design (Eric Young, Joe Doering, Deaner). Alexander says he is the present standard of Impact, but Eric Young says he knows what makes Alexander tick and that Alexander does not have that advantage against him. Eric Young says the world belongs to him, but Alexander says it does not.
Trey Miguel beats "Speedball" Mike Bailey after countering the running spin kick to the corner with an inside cradle, giving Bailey his first Impact singles loss.
We see a video package chronicling the injury and return of Sami Callihan and his current feud with Moose.
Masha Slamovich quickly beats Alisha Edwards, bringing her win streak to 11-0. After the match, "The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw checks on Alisha Edwards, and Masha takes an interest in Gisele.
Backstage, Taya Valkyrie meets with Rosemary, saying that they can beat The Influence (Tenille Dashwood and Madison Rayne) for the Impact Knockouts Tag Team Championships at Slammiversary. She also offers to help save Havok.
The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Doc Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) guest on commentary for the next match.
The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe) beat Bullet Club ("Switchblade" Jay White and Chris Bey) with a schoolkid pin from Mark Briscoe to Chris Bey.
We hear from Raj Singh and Shera regarding the Reverse Battle Royal at Slammiversary. As Raj Singh says Shera will win it all, Johnny Swinger and "Outlandish" Zicky Dice show up, and Swinger says he will be winning. Zicky Dice brags about how quickly Johnny Swinger got eliminated in the Gauntlet For The Gold Match, but Raj Singh reminds him that the Reverse Battle Royal works differently. Johnny Swinger says he has some tape watching to do.
Wes Brisco and Garrett Bischoff are joined by D'Lo Brown before their match.
We see a video package for Honor No More vs. Team Impact at Slammiversary.
It is announced that Nick Aldis will be returning to Impact at Slammiversary as part of Team Impact.
Honor No More (Vincent and Kenny King) beat Aces and Eights (Wes Brisco and Garett Bischoff) following the distraction from Eddie Edwards. After the match, Honor No More surround D'Lo Brown, but D'Lo Brown fends them off and hits Kenny King with the Sky High. When he goes for the Lo Down, however, Matt Taven and Mike Bennett attack D'Lo. Suddenly, The Motor City Machine Guns and Frankie Kazarian show up and make the save for D'Lo Brown.
Scott D'Amore moderates a contract signing between Eric Young and "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander for their Impact World Championship match at Slammiversary. Violent By Design (Eric Young, Joe Doering, Deaner) arrive first, followed by Alexander. Eric Young says he does not care about history and only cares about himself, the future and being Impact World Champion, then demands Alexander sign the contract first. Alexander is surprised that Eric Young does not care about history when he himself was part of it and says that Impact Wrestling showed him a different style of pro wrestling that made him want to chase his dream even when he was in a hospital bed. He says that both he and Eric Young owe so much to the company, and if Eric Young does not care about Impact's history, he does, and he knows no better way to celebrate than kicking Eric Young's ass. He signs the contract. Eric Young says Alexander is lying to himself and the fans, as he is a thousand times better than the fans will ever be, then says the fans' opinion does not matter and that he will open Alexander's eyes to the fact that he rides the line between chaos and order. After saying that chaos can be beautiful and that he will open Alexander's eyes to the truth, he signs the contract, then dismisses Scott D'Amore to talk to Alexander "alone," but Alexander knows what is going on. Eric Young accuses Alexander of being scared, but Alexander says he is coming into Slammiversary with the company and its history on its back, then mentions the Eric Young that used to be a fan favorite that he and everyone got behind. When Alexander says the fan favorite Eric Young would be disgusted at the present Eric Young, Eric Young topples the table and strikes at Alexander, and Scott D'Amore takes a shot at Deaner. Violent By Design overpower both D'Amore and Alexander, and Eric Young choke Alexander out with his own jacket as Deaner and Doering tear up the ring so that Eric Young can cut Alexander with a turnbuckle hook. Violent By Design then tear up the ring and expose the wooden planks before choking Alexander out with a ring rope, and Eric Young hits Alexander with a piledriver on the exposed planks to end the show.
Tiger Turan beats Josh Morrell by referee stoppage when Morrell hits the back of his head from a top rope cross body from Tiger Turan. After the match, medical staff check on Josh Morrell.
We see a vignette from Blair Davenport, who is back from injury and is putting the NXT UK women's division on notice.
Lash Legend beats Myla Grace.
We hear from Sarray, who says she is coming to NXT UK next week. She says she is already excited and that there is already a Japanese influence there in Meiko Satomura. Sarray states she cannot wait to have matches, meet everyone and show the UK what she can do.
We hear from Brooks Jensen, Fallon Henley and Josh Briggs. Briggs announces that they are coming to NXT UK next week, and Fallon Henley says she is up to the challenge that is the NXT UK women's division, and Jensen is looking forward to the tag team division and a chance to challenge for the NXT UK tag team championships.
Wolfgang and Damon Kemp beat Noam Dar and Sha Samuels after Wolfgang distracts Samuels by wrapping Samuels' scarf around his ankle, allowing Kemp to hit Samuels with a running powerslam for the win. After the match, Sha Samuels charges the ring only to get planeted into the mat by Wolfgang.
Next week: Nina Samuels vs. Sarray! Ashton Carter and Oliver Smith vs. Josh Briggs and Brooks Jensen!
Trent Seven heads to the ring. He says that he has been honest with himself and the fans when he said that he had no idea what he would do if he, Tyler Bate or both of them lost the NXT UK Tag Team Championships, and says he does not feel the same as he used to. He says losing the tag team titles has only compounded those feelings, and while he has come to a decision, someone is missing in this conversation: Tyler Bate. Tyler shows up, and Trent says he could not have done this tag team title run without him and that he has been priveleged to do what he has been able to do, and he says that the times they have spent on the road together and in NXT UK are going to be special to him for the rest of his life. Trent Seven thanks Tyler and the fans for being part of the ride, then Tyler and Trent hug not once, but twice. On the second hug, Trent hits Tyler with a low blow. Trent then twists Tyler's moustache and says "I never needed you" before slapping him in the face, hitting the Burning Hammer, placing a towel on top of Tyler Bate and posing on top of him to end the show.
Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt, Luchasaurus) beats The Capital Vices (Sin and Money) and Jon Cruz.
SoCal Uncensored ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian) beat Brandon Cutler and "The Librarian" Peter Avalon.
Big Swole beats Dani Jordyn.
Backstage, Brandon Cutler and "The Librarian" Peter Avalon argue with each other, saying that they are both done being part of a tag team. "The Librarian" Leva Bates is devastated.
Before the next match, Lance Archer brings a video production assistant to the ring and clotheslines him.
Lance Archer beats David Ali by pinfall with the claw, then choke slams him after the match.
"The Bad Boy" Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss beat Musa and Shawn Dean. During the match, Jake "The Snake" Roberts has to hold Lance Archer back and keep him from attacking anyone in the match.
Allie and Brandi Rhodes beat Red Velvet and Kenzie Page. During the match, Allie is inadvertently knocked off the ring apron by Brandi and feigns a hurt ankle before tagging herself in and getting the pinfall.
Shawn Spears beats Lee Johnson with the Sharpshooter.
The Dark Order (Evil Uno and Stu Grayson) beats Brady Pierce and John Skylar.
Backstage, Trey Miguel - now believing that Zachary Wentz was not the one to attack him - wishes Wentz and Dezmond Xavier luck.
The North ("All Ego" Ethan Page and "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander) retain the Impact World Tag Team Championships against The Rascalz (Dezmond Xavier and Zachary Wentz). Backstage, The North celebrate their victory only to realize nobody was watching them backstage. Page says nobody will be able to beat them, as nobody wants to get better and beat them for the tag team titles.
Backstage, it is revealed that Trey Miguel has been attacked. Dezmond Xavier thinks Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster the Legend) may be the culprits.
Backstage, Jimmy Jacob interviews Ace Austin, who says he knows nothing about the attack on Trey Miguel and that everything is blamed on him. Suddenly, Eddie Edwards - who is being held back - confronts Ace Austin.
Nevaeh beats Kimber Lee. During the match, Tasha Steelz and Kiera Hogan sit down behind the guardrail with popcorn and drinks to watch the match. After the match, Tasha and Kiera throw popcorn at Havok, and Nevaeh has to hold Havok back as Tasha and Kiera run away.
Backstage, The North ("All Ego" Ethan Page and "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander) destroys an iPad after a few people backstage are watching Ken Shamrock on Impact Plus instead of them.
We see a video package for #CancelCulture (Rob Van Dam, Katie Forbes, Joseph P. Ryan, Jacob Crist) where Joseph P. Ryan brags about recent events within the faction.
We hear from Crazzy Steve, who says he is so sick of hearing the word "no," yet #CancelCulture (Rob Van Dam, Katie Forbes, Joseph P. Ryan, Jacob Crist) loves to use that word and pigeonhole him. He says he is a fully-functioning homicidal artist, and next week, he will make a macabre masterpiece.
Rhyno beats Rohit Raju.
The Impact Plus Flashback Moment of the Week is Kurt Angle vs. Ethan Carter III from July 1, 2015, when EC3 became TNA World Heavyweight Champion.
Backstage, Michael Elgin is on the phone when Jimmy Jacobs shows up and asks him about the attack on Trey Miguel. Elgin says he attacks people and sends them to the hospital so the whole world can see, and not in secret.
Backstage, Susie talks with Kyrie Rae, and says she likes being good, but people walk all over her. As she feels she should be bad, Kylie Rae tells her not to think like that when Taya Valkyrie shows up and makes fun of them. Kylie has to stop Susie from going after Taya.
Moose retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Hernandez after Hernandez leapfrogs over Moose only to fall into a low blow on the way down. After the match, Ethan Carter III's theme plays briefly, which incenses Moose.
Backstage, The Rascalz (Dezmond Xavier and Zachary Wentz) confront Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster the Legend). They say that they haven't talked to Ace Austin, who owes them money and hasn't answered their texts, in months. They tell them to go see TJP and Fallah Bahh while they take care of business in the ring.
Backstage, The Deaners (Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake) are happy to be back together, and Willie Mack is nearby. The Deaners and Willie Mack make fun of Johnny Swinger and Chris Bey, and say that they will never find a third man for a six-man tag match. Willie Mack then does his best "Stone Cold" Steve Austin impression.
Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster the Legend) beat XXXL (Acey Romero and Larry D).
Backstage, Chris Bey tells Johnny Swinger about Willie Mack and The Deaners' (Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake) challenge to a six-man tag match, then Swinger - after calling somebody only to find out they are under a 90-day no-compete clause - realizes that he knows somebody who can help them get the job done.
We hear from Deonna Purrazzo, who talks about how she started her career, toured the world, studied the best and went from being "a shy little girl" to "The Virtuosa." She says that she attacked Jordynne Grace because she has the perfect formula for success and that Jordynne is only the first part of it. She says that Jordynne is playing her game and that she will become Knockouts Champion.
Backstage, Jordynne Grace says Deonna Purrazzo came to the right place for competition, but says there is no reason for attacking her and that Deonna just had to find her if she wanted her for a title match. Suddenly, she is attacked from behind by Deonna, who puts her in an arm bar.
Next week: Susie vs. Taya Valkyrie! #CancelCulture (Rob Van Dam, Joseph P. Ryan, Jacob Crist) vs. Crazzy Steve and two mystery partners! The Deaners (Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake) and Willie Mack vs. Chris Bey, Johnny Swinger and a mystery partner!
Ace Austin beats Eddie Edwards in a Street Fight after Madman Fulton shows up and attacks Eddie Edwards.
Here is tonight's post show!
Here are all the backstage segments!
Here are the top five moments from tonight's show!
Bullet Club tells Los Ingobernables de Japon that they have no excuses for when they lose tonight. They then say that the J in "LIJ" stands for "joke," "jobbers," "journeymen," "jerks," and "jabronis." They also claim that Los Ingobernables de Japon cannot sell out an arena with 10,000 in thirty minutes like they did.
Kenny King beats Chuckie T.
We hear from The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe). Mark says everyone is asking why they are going down a dark road and acting the way they are, and Jay asks them who they think they are for asking questions. Mark gives credit to the The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) where it is due, but Jay says that they will never beat them for the ROH World Tag Team Championships.
We see a video package for Shane Taylor.
Shane Taylor is in the ring. He says that he had Josh "The Goods" Woods dead to rights until King Mo interfered, and says that the fans are like Mo and Woods because they are used to disappointment. He then says he will give the crowd something to cheer about when he pops his opponent "like a Derrick Rose ACL." His opponents ends up being Woods.
Shane Taylor beats Josh "The Goods" Woods with a right hands after Woods refuses to let Taylor out of the corner and is held back for a few seconds by referee Mike Posey.
Dalton Castle guests on commentary for the next match.
Bullet Club ("The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes, "The Villain" Marty Scurll, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson, "Hangman" Adam Page) beat Los Ingobernables de Japon (EVIL, BUSHI, SANADA, Hiromu Takahashi, Tetsuya Naito). During the match, Punishment Martinez shows up, and he and Page brawl all the way to the back, making the match 5-on-4. Later on in the match, Barnard the Business Bear gets involved only to be hit in one of his eyes with EVIL's black mist, and Scurll inadvertently hits Cody with his umbrella.
Eli Drake says you cannot have a main event without him, and talks about how he has beaten Moose and Pentagon Jr. before saying he has to find the greatest luchador he can in Mexico. Tonight, he has Moose and Pentagon Jr. in a three-way dance before comparing the match to a sandwich, saying Moose and Pentagon Jr. are just the fluffy bread while he is the meat.
Before the match, Gama Singh says that the people will know who The Desi Hit Squad (Rohit Raju and Gursinder Singh) is before the night is over, and talks about India, which he claims has the best women and the best wrestlers in the world while mocking Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. He then introduces the crowd to The Desi Hit Squad.
The Desi Hit Squad (Rohit Raju and Gursinder Singh) beat Aiden Prince and Dustin Quicksilver after Gama Singh distracts the referee so they can hit a double team move.
Moose says you have him versus two former World champions, but he is not the underdog as he is "Mr. Impact Wrestling" and Mississauga, Ontario, Canada is Moose Country.
Madison Rayne beats KC Spinelli.
We hear from Stone Rockwell, who says that there are very few things he detests on his travels and that one of them is a bully. He says that hazers and the fraternities are two of the worst culprits he knowsl Tonight, he has recruited a friend from the Philippines who resembles a teddy bear: Fallah Bahh. Tonight, they will put an end to bullying.
Before the next match, Stone Rockwell introduces himself and Fallah Bahh, but Bahh stops him before Rockwell asks if anyone said "adventure." Before they can compromise, The Fraternity (Trent Gibson and Channing Decker) attack from behind, but Rockwell and Fallah Bahh get the upper hand. They then compromise, with Rockwell saying "adventure" after Bahh "bahhs" the rest of the question.
Stone Rockwell and Fallah Bahh beat The Fraternity (Trent Gibson and Channing Decker).
Eddie Edwards tells Trevor Lee they've done this before, but the difference is that Trevor Lee will be seeing a different Eddie Edwards and that it is all about him. Tonight, Trevor Lee will discover this first-hand.
Eddie Edwards beats Trevor Lee in a match that sees Eddie hit Trevor Lee with a can of Pringles, spit Doritoes in his face and hit him with a bag of peanuts that is personally brought in by a fan. Also during the match, the crowd chants consists of "Holy chips!," a "Locos Tacos Burritos" chant to the tune of Seven Nation Army, and "We want popcorn!"
Rich Swann says he has known Austin Aries for a while, and tonight isa huge opportunity for him. He says the stakes have never been higher, and he is about to show Aries what Rich Swann and CART - charisma, athleticism, and raw talent - is all about, and by the end of the night, he will take the Impact Wrestling World Championship and party all night long.
Su Yung retains the Impact Wrestling Knockouts Championship against Katarina.
We see a recording from Sami Callihan. Sami says that tonight, he faces Josh Alexander for the first time even though they have known each other for years, and this dream match will become a nightmare when he brings everything he has, as he is in a bad mood and ready to do something that pisses somebody off.
Sami Callihan beats Josh Alexander.
Austin Aries says Rich Swann may be a newcomer to Impact, but he is not a newcomer to him, as many years back, a young Rich Swann got in the ring with him in New York City and they tore the roof down. Now Rich is not that kid anymore, and the smile and exuberance he once had is gone, because much like himself, he has had people make assumptions about him and had public perception cost him his career and his life. When he heard he was coming to Impact, he could not have been happier, as this is the place where people have become miscasts and misfits who have been counted out and bet against redeem themselves and prove they are what they know they are. Now that Swann is in Impact, he sees that the smile and exuberance has returned, which is why it will hurt him so much when he has to crush it, as he cannot and will not let him take the Impact Wrestling World Champion. He says it will be just a bump in the road, but a painful bump nevertheless.
Austin Aries retains the Impact Wrestling World Championship against Rich Swann with the Last Chancery after dodging a 450 splash from the top rope.
Before the next match, Eli Drake says he has been in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada one time, and after that one time, it became the town that Eli Drake built. Now, the town's adopted son is here. He talks about about somebody totaled his car and he needed a rental car to get here, then talks about how he sees 40-year-old virgins and basement dwellers in the crowd. He says they can bring Pentagon Jr. and Moose down here, but they do not have enough tingle in their loins to beat him in the ring.
Pentagon Jr. beats Eli Drake and Moose in a three-way match.
Sumie Sakai guests on commentary for the next match.
Emma beats Thunder Rosa.
The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) beat The Boys with a double Indytaker. After the match, "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes shows up with Brandi Rhodes and Barnard the Business Bear and congratulates the Bucks while calling them "the ambassadors of All In." The crowd then chants "Book Flip!," and Cody announces that he will book Flip Gordon before saying he is just kidding. The Bucks leave, then Cody announces that he is running for Senate in the great state of Texas in 2020, and today, he wants to talk about safety. Instead of talking about it, his campaign manager and "the future First Lady of Texas" Brandi Rhodes will. Brandi says the last time she and Cody was here, a man was nearly burned alive and that man was "Almighty" Christopher Daniels. She announces that in the interests of their campaign, the focus is and always has been safety, and in the interest of keeping up with the campaign, the match scheduled between Cody and Shane Taylor for later tonight is cancelled under her authority as campaign manager. Suddenly, Shane Taylor shows up and says he has been around hustlers throughout his life, and that if Cody is convinced he will cancel their match for his safety, then he is mistaken, as there was a time he would not get out of bed for anything less than "a .12 gauge to the dome" as he has hurt more people outside of the ring than he can remember and buried more bodies than he can forget, and he has tried to put all of that behind him to be a Ring of Honor superstar. He says that he is now the guy that gangsters from Cleveland, Ohio to Houston, Texas do not even want to talk about. Brandi questions Shane Taylor's Texas gangster credentials before saying "Thank God we moved the hell outta here, as clearly the class level has suffered substantially." Taylor says Cody must not be from around here anymore, because in Texas, men don't let women fight their battles for them. Cody asks the crowd if they want to see a match tonight, and then says the match is back on. Cody and Taylor then shake hands before Cody and Barnard try to double-team him. Taylor ducks a clothesline and takes them both out, and Brandi retreats along with Cody and Burnard.
The Kingdom (Matt Taven, Vinny Marseglia, TK O'Ryan) retain the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Championships against Team CMLL (Atlantis, Stuka Jr. Guerrero Maya Jr.).
"The Villain" Marty Scurll beats Jay Lethal and Flip Gordon in a three-way match following a Chickenwing to Flip Gordon. Gordon and Lethal shake hands after the match, but when Lethal leaves, Bully Ray runs into the ring with a steel chair. Flip Gordon sees it coming, superkicks Bully and takes the chair, but Bully responds with a low blow before Flip Gordon can strike back with the chair. Bully Ray then takes the microphone and tells Gordon that if he wasn't so concerned about being "all in," he would have won his match tonight and he would have seen him coming. He tells Gordon to be concerned about him, as he is a young booy and a nobody in the business while he is a 25-time world tag team champion, a two-time Hall of Famer and one of the best wrestlers to ever step foot in the ring. At Best In The World, he plans to beat Gordon up, blow him up, outshoot him and outshine him in the middle of the ring as he outwrestles him. He then tells Gordon that he is better than Gordon will ever be, then fakes hitting him with the steel chair before kicking him in the rib as he is down.
The intermission is Adam Cole vs. ACH from Supercard of Honor 2016.
Rhett Titus guests on commentary for the next two matches.
Before the next match, Scorpio Sky says Dallas, Texas is the worst town he has ever been in. "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian says it is another day in Dallas, as the weather sucks, the smell inside is terrible and another Dallas Cowboy football player got busted for violating NFL's substance abuse policy. He says the people in Dallas should be proud, and says that the arena down the road also has a ring of honor, with the only difference being that ROH is not full of "scumbags, reprobates, drug addicts and criminals" much like the people of Dallas. "Almighty" Christopher Daniels says that because Dallas is "a vomit buffet" and "a feces cornucopia," they are here to inspire the people of Dallas to be more like them and less like themselves, but until that happens, they have permission to worship them now.
Shane "Hurricane" Helms and Delirious beat The Addiction ("Almighty" Christopher Daniels and "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian) after Helms counters Angel's Wings into a choke slam. During the match, Delrious gets underneath the ring and a small man in blue boots and black shorts wearing a Delirious mask takes his place. After getting some offense in, he goes back underneath the ring and the real Delirious returns. After the match, the tiny Delirious returns from underneath the ring to celebrate with Delirious and Helms.
The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe) retain the ROH World Tag Team Championships against Killer Elite Squad (Davey Boy Smith Jr. and Lance Archer) after Mark Briscoe reverses a Lance Archer choke slam into a roll-up. After the match, Jay Bricoes say that that The Briscoes are the baddest tag team on the planet and that everyone in the crowd wearing a Bullet Club can go to Hell as they will kill Bullet Club in two weeks at Best In The World. As Jay says that The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) are going to die, The Young Bucks come out of the crowd, throw steel chairs at the Briscoes' heads and superkick The Briscoes before holding up the ROH World Tag Team Championships.
J-Rocc Daddy guests on commentary for the next match.
"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes beats Shane Taylor. During the match, Cody inadvertently hits referee Paul Turner with a Disaster Kick after Shane Taylor ducks, but when Cody Rhodes calls for "One Boot," Cody gets whipped into Barnard the Business Bear, who inadvertently boots him in the head. Cody then dodges an avalanche splash that hits Barnard before getting in a schoolboy pin for the win. After the match, Shane Taylor takes his frustration out on Barnard the Business Bear, who gets squashed with a splash from the top rope from Taylor. Cody teases running into the ring to save Barnard, but then runs away.
Punishment Martinez beats Jonatham Gresham, "Hangman" Adam Page, Scorpio Sky, Cheeseburger and "The Last Real Man" Silas Young in a Proving Ground Six-Man Mayhem Instant Reward Match following a South Of Heaven choke slam to Cheeseburger to receive a shot at the ROH World Television Championship immediately after the match. (Had Silas Young won, nobody would have gotten a shot after the match.)
Punishment Martinez beats "The Last Real Man" Silas Young to become the ROH World Television Champion!
The Undisputed Era (Roderick Strong and Kyle O'Reilly) retain the NXT Tag Team Championships against Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch.
Kairi Sane is seen in the front row.
Ricochet beats Velveteen Dream in an intense match.
"The Queen of Spades" Shayna Baszler retains the NXT Women's Championship against Nikki Cross with the Kirafuda Clutch after Nikki Cross refuses to submit to the hold. Nikki is seen smiling before passing out from the hold, and is seen smiling again after the match.
Ethan Carter III and Keith Lee are seen in the front row.
Aleister Black retains the NXT Championship against Lars Sullivan with two Black Masses after the first one fails to knock Sullivan down.
Before the next match, Candice LeRae catches up with Johnny Gargano, hands him a crutch, and tells him "Kick his ass!"
Tommaso Ciampa beats Johnny Gargano in a Chicago Street Fight despite being handcuffed, fitted with a neck brace and placed on a stretcher after he drives Gargano's head into the wooden planks of the wrestling ring with a DDT. After the match, Ciampa waves goodbye to Ciampa as referees and Candice LeRae checks on Gargano.
Garza Jr. and Laredo Kid beat Idris Abraham and Hakim Zane.
Mahabali Shera beats Fallah Bahh.
Trevor Lee beats Suicide after the distraction by Gregory Shane Helms.
Braxton Sutter beats KM after Allie takes out Sienna.
We look back at Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle from No Surrender 2010.
Dezmond Xavier beats Mario Bokara.
Rosemary beats Laurel Van Ness after Allie shows up and hits an interfering Sienna with a Kendo stick.
Eli Drake beats "The Cowboy" James Storm. During the match, Storm inadvertently hits referee Earl Hebner with a clothesline and knocks him out, then hits Drake with the Eye of the Storm. Another referee shows up and counts the pinfall after Drake grabs a chain from Chris Adonis, wraps it around his fist and punches Storm out with it, but Earl gets up and argues with the second referee before tossing him out and restarting the match. Drake argues with Hebner, and Storm hits Drake with a Backstabber followed by the Last Call Superkick to get the win. "The Cowboy" James Storm beats Eli Drake.
Lashley retains the Impact Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship against Eddie Edwards.
Chris Jericho starts tonight's show with The Highlight Reel with a new Serengeti yak's hair carpet and the new Jeritron 6500. He plans to win the Money In The Bank Ladder Match, cash in and become WWE World Heavyweight Champion. He then introduces his guest for tonight: Dean Ambrose. Ambrose admires the carpet and the Jeritron, and teases ruining the carpet with his coffee. Jericho raises the Jeritron up as punishment, then tells Ambrose he hasn't forgotten what Ambrose has done to him, and that he won't win on Sunday and win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Kevin Owens shows up and says that the Money In The Bank briefcase is his, then Del Rio shows up only to be interrupted y Cesaro before he can really get a word in. Cesaro gets interrupted even faster by Sami Zayn. Jericho tells the two of them to shut up when Sami Zayn reminds Jericho that the six of them have a six-man tag team match tonight. Jericho says his team is better, which leads to a brawl starting after Dean Ambrose spills the coffee on the carpet. Several officials have to break the brawl up.
Big E, Xavier Woods and Enzo Amore guest on commentary for the next match.
Kofi Kingston beats Big Cass, Luke Gallows and Aiden English in a Fatal Four-Way Match.
Renee Young interviews Natalya and Becky Lynch. Natalya and Becky say that Charlotte can't win a fight fairly. Charlotte and Dana Brooke show up and tell them to get out of their way, and it nearly starts a brawl.
Dolph Ziggler guests on commentary for the next match.
Baron Corbin beats Zack Ryder, then teases going at it with Dolph Ziggler after the match.
Rusev demolishes Kalisto and Sin Cara, then gets roughed up by Titus O'Neil.
Renee Young interviews AJ Styles. Styles says John Cena can't beat him, and that he will prove it on his own this Sunday. Suddenly, The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) show up and make fun of AJ Styles, and AJ Styles challenges Xavier Woods to a one-on-one match with nobody at ringside. Xavier accepts.
AJ Styles beats Xavier Woods with the Calf Crusher after working on Woods' knee, which Woods tweaked during the match. After the match, Styles says that what he did to Xavier is a taste of what he'll do to Cena on Sunday.
Bob Backlund gives Darren Young the best advice: don't take advice.
Charlotte beats Natalya with the Figure Eight by using the WWE Women's Championship as a diversion as Becky and Dana Brooke brawl and briefly take it into the ring.
Dean Ambrose, Sami Zayn and Cesaro beat Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens and Alberto Del Rio after Owens super kicks both Del Rio and Jericho before eating a Dirty Deeds from Ambrose.
Here are the top 10 highlights from tonight's show!
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon head to the ring, with all Superstars at the top of the entrance ramp. Tonight, all the Superstars will be in a battle royal for a spot in the Money In The Bank Ladder Match...except John Cena and The Shield (Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins). Cena will have to earn his spot by beating Kane in a stretcher match. After everyone leaves, we soon see Kane looking at the ambulance near the top of the entrance ramp.
Before Seth Rollins can beat Dolph Ziggler in a match, Dean Ambrose rushes in and beats up Rollins, causing Rollins to retreat. Ambrose tells Rollins to get in the ring and fight him like a man, but Triple H shows up on the TitanTron and puts him in a match against Bad News Barrett.
Bad News Barrett beats Dean Ambrose by count-out when Ambrose goes after Seth Rollins. Ambrose hits Barrett with Dirty Deeds after the match.
Roman Reigns tries to sweet-talk Vickie Guerrero into telling Triple H and Stephanie McMahon to take the General Manager job and shove it...and that she should get sugar and cream for their coffee. When she goes for those things, she leaves the coffees with Roman, who then spikes the drinks before she returns. She also sneezes unexpectedly, too.
Sheamus vs Bray Wyatt ends with The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) and Sheamus and the recently-arrived Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) in a six-man brawl, with Sheamus and The Usos standing tall in the end.
Triple H accidentally smacks iced coffee into Vicki Guerrero...and is completely unapologetic about it. Stephanie McMahon, on the other hand, gets her hands on the other and drinks it. Uh, oh...
Renee Young interviews Stephanie McMahon about the battle royal when Stephanie feels something is amiss and suddenly leaves. Paul Heyman shows up and considers the endless possibilities that could happen in less than two weeks before saying Cesaro will win the WWE World title.
As Rusev and Lana berate the WWE Universe, Heath Slater tells them that if they like it over in Russia, they should go back.
Rusev beats Heath Slater with the Accolade.
Triple H has Vickie Guerrero check on Stephanie McMahon...and gets puked on by Stephanie. After Triple H puts her in charge and leaves, Vickie has an emotional meltdown.
Roman Reigns asks Vickie Guerrero to put him in the battle royal tonight to stick it to Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. An angry Vickie Guerrero puts him in without hesitation.
Renee Young interviews Kevin Hart, who will be starring in Think Like A Man Too. He meets Adam Rose and the Exotic Express, who love his new movie.
Kevin Hart guests on commentary for the next match.
Adam Rose and Summer Rae beat Fandango and Layla after Summer Rae chases Layla to the back. After the match, Kevin Hart gets down with Adam Rose and becomes one with the Exotic Express.
Tomorrow on Main Event, Sheamus and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) take on The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) in six-man action.
Roman Reigns wins the battle royal and goes on to the Money In The Bank Ladder Match.
Renee Young interviews John Cena. He plans to beat Kane and The Authority (Triple H and Stephanie McMahon) at their own game tonight!
Paige beats Cameron with the PTO.
Byron Saxton interviews Goldust...who really likes his tag team partner for tonight.
Goldust's partner is...Stardust, who looks a lot like Cody Rhodes in facepaint and wears a uniform similar to Goldust's.
Goldust and Stardust beat Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel).
This Friday on SmackDown: Roman Reigns vs. Alberto Del Rio!
Despite interference from Seth Rollins and Randy Orton (and the save from Dean Ambrose), John Cena beats Kane in a Stretcher Match to go on to the Money In The Bank Ladder Match.