Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
Lance Archer beats Chase Oliver (after throwing him down the ramp before the bell). After the match, Archer says that he is not here for the fan, and that the fans are sheep who cheer for everyone who shows up. He then says that "Hangman" Adam Page is on his list and that everyone on his list dies.
Brandi Rhodes beats KiLynn King by submission.
Jay Lethal beats Casey Carrington.
Anna Jay beats Nikki Victory with the Queenslayer.
Dante Martin, Lee Moriarty and Matt Sydal beat The Factory (QT Marshall, Aaron Solo, Nick Comoroto) in a six-man tag match. During the match, Anthony Ogogo is ejected from ringside for shoving Matt Sydal off the top rope.
Thunder Rosa and Ruby Soho beat Joseline Navarro and Megan Meyers. After the match, Mercedes Martinez shows up, and Ruby Soho has to hold Thunder Rosa back.
Priavte Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) beat Action Andretti and Myles Hawkins.
Brandi Rhodes beats Willow Nightingale by submission.
The Men of the Year (Scorpio Sky and "All Ego" Ethan Page) beat Mike Fowler and Logan Laroux.
Red Velvet beats Janai Kai.
Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz) beat Goldy and Breaux Keller.
Thunder Rosa and Ruby Soho beat Jordan Blade and Leva Bates with the Peruvian Necktie from Thunder Rosa to Jordan Blade.
Team Taz (Powerhouse Hobbs and "Absolute" Ricky Starks) beats Matt Sydal and Lee Moriarty. After the match, Starks says Dante Martin has a baby brother complex that he does not like and that Dante does not have as many friends as he thinks he does, then dares Dante to come to the ring to say he made a mistake turning on Team Taz. Dante Martin shows up and kicks Hobbs before beating up Starks. Hobbs pulls Dante off Starks before he and Starks gang up on him, then Moriarty and Sydal make the save.
The Gunn Club (Austin and Colten Gunn) bet "Big Shotty" Lee Johnson and Brock Anderson after Colten Gunn punches Brock Anderson in the back and Austin rolls Brock up with an inside cradle.
Abadon beats Charlette Renegade.
Eddie Kingston beats Colin Delaney.
Penelope Ford beats Willow Nightingale with the Muta Lock.
Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Sonny Kiss. Sonny says that he and Janela took each other to their limits in New Jersey and that next week will be no different. Janela shows up and wishes Sonny happy holidays before he executes him, and tells him not to lay his hands on him as he will have him next week and it will be a fight to survive.
Brandi Rhodes beats Robyn Renegade with the Stretch Mark after "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up and threatens to pull an imaginary Glock on Charlette Renegade for getting involved in the match before chasing her off.
Jora Johl beats Julius Coleman.
"The Hollywood Hunk" Ryan Nemeth and "Pretty" Peter Avalon give "Santa Cezar" their Christmas lists, but Cezar Bononi says they have been way better this year and that this Christmas, they will "beat Best Friends' ass." Nemeth says there will fighting and not smooching underneath the mistletoe, and Avalon says they will "deck those halls." Avalon and Bononi will face Orange Cassidy and Wheeler Yuta next week.
Isiah Kassidy beats Carlie Bravo.
Kiera Hogan beats Shalonce Royal.
Bear Country (Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson) beats Zack Clayton and Mike Orlando. After the match, Tony Schiavone interviews Bear Country. Boulder says that a few weeks ago, he said seeing is believing and that the fans saw Bear Country, but to believe Bear Country, they want the biggest, baddest and best AEW have to offer. That challenge is answered by The Acclaimed ("Platinum" Max Caster and Anthony Bowens). Anthony Bowens tells Bear Country that if they want a challenge against a popular, accomplished team, they have it against The Acclaimed. Max Caster says they need challengers, as they have embarrassed all of the top teams to the point that they do not want to wrestle them anymore. Caster proposes a match next week, and says that they will diss them and make them wish they never challenged them in the first place.
Preston "10" Vance beats Leroy Patterson with the full nelson. (Patterson is managed by UWN manager Howdy Price, and during the match, -1 steals Howdy's hat before Howdy gets tackled by 10.) After the match, -1 rides Howdy Price like a horse when Howdy checks on Patterson.
Brandi Rhodes beats Angelica Risk by submission in her first match since her pregnancy.
Emi Sakura beats Ryo Mizunami with an inside cradle after Mei Tsuruga hits Mizunami with a scepter. After the match, Mizunami grabs Sakura, but Tsuruga hits her with the scepter again, this time from behind, while Emi Sakura beats up Mizunami. SUddenly, Riho runs into the ring and chases Sakura and Tsuruga away.
Anthony Ogogo beats Baron Black after QT Marshall distracts the referee and Ogogo thumbs Baron Black in the eye.
The Pinnacle (Shawn Spears and Wardlow) beat The Rapture (Jay Marte and Richard King). (Jay Marte is Jay Sky.)
Fuego del Sol beats Luke Sampson.
Team Taz ("Absolute" Ricky Starks, Powerhouse Hobbs, Dante Martin) beat Kekoa, Omkar and JT Dunn. After the match, Tony Schiavone interviews Team Taz. Starks says tomorrow night is a great night for Team Taz, who has started a new era with Dante Martin, and that they have the numbers on their side and a 100% chance of winning. Starks says that Lio Rush is broke financially and that he has said this for some time, and that he is also broke in friendship and in his heart as he said that Lio Rush has no friends. Suddenly, Lio Rush shows up and says that Team Taz continues to count him own, and Starks says he will consider to embarrass him if he keeps going. Lio Rush says the only thing that is 100% is that Starks is not 100%, and that it has been proven time and time again that Team Taz cannot get it done when it matters. Lio says he does not like to make promises in a world where promises cannot be kept and says that it comes to the Dynamite Diamond Battle Royal, he will guarantee that there will be no Team Taz member winning and that all of Team Taz will feel the rush.
Thunder Rosa beats Sofia Castillo with the Peruvian Necktie. After the match, Tony Schiavone interviews Thunder Rosa, who thanks the fans for believing in her even befoe she was in AEW, and says that she has proved over and over again why she is one of the top women's wrestlers in the world. She says she cannot wait to get her hands on Jade Cargill, whom she cannot stand. Suddenly, "Smart" Mark Sterling shows up and says that Jade Cargill could not be here due to "rich people things" and that Cargill has sent him to send Thunder Rosa a message. Sterling asks Thunder Rosa if it is true that she lost to Jade Cargill in their last encounter, and that since then, she has been acting unprofessional to Cargill in and out of the ring. He also asks if Thunder Rosa is a coward who is afraid to meet his client face-to-face in the ring, to which Thunder Rosa says "absolutely not." Sterling then tells Thunder Rosa is "that bitch," then Thunder Rosa is suddenly attacked from behind by Cargill, who made it after all.
John Silver beats Aaron Solo. After the match, Tony Schiavone interviews John Silver and -1. Silver says that Bryan Danielson has been beating the crap out of everyone in The Dark Order, but this Wednesday, he will touch Bryan Danielson and beat him. He says that Johnny is "hungie" and that he is "hungie" for vegan meat.
Shawn Spears beats "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels after reversing a springboard move into the C4. After the match, Spears hits Angels with another C4, then Tully Blacnhard hands Spears the metal slug to put in his glove on the stage. When Spears heads back to the ring, Scorpio Sky stands in the ring to stop Spears, but Spears grabs a nearby stagehand and knocks him out with his gloved hand.
Brandi Rhodes beats KiLynn King. During the match, John "4" Silver shows up with a sign saying "JOHNNY HUNGIEE #SHOTOFBRANDI," which distracts Brandi briefly. Alex "3" Reynolds shows up and takes Silver to the back. Brandi raises KiLynn's hand in victory after the match.
"Absolute" Ricky Starks beats David Ali.
"Absolute" Ricky Starks guests on commentary for the rest of the show.
Scorpio Sky beats Fuego del Sol with the Scorpion Deathlock. After the match, Shawn Spears' music plays, but Spears is nowhere to be seen.
Luchasaurus beats Aaron Solow.
The Butcher and The Blade beat Brian Pillman Jr. and Griff Garrison.
Penta El Zero M beats QT Marshall. Eddie Kingston shows up during the match to watch from the stage, then distracts Marshall by bringing out Allie, who is now back in the Bunny gimmick, before returning to the back with her.
Jungle Boy beats KTB.
Ivelisse and Diamante beat Kenzie Paige and Skyler Moore.
Colt Cabana beats BSHP King with the Superman's Curse despite the unintentional distraction by Alex "3" Reynolds and John "4" Silver.
Alan "5" Angels beats Adam Priest.
We hear from Frankie Kazarian, who says that respect is earned, not given, in professional wrestling and that while Jack Evans has his respect, but like Evans, he has been underutilized and has always been the bridesmaid and never the bride, even though has helped build companies from the ground up and has won multiple championships and has been in the business for more than two decades. Kazarian says he has worked too hard not to be on top of the industry, and tonight, his road to AEW gold starts with Jack Evans.
Frankie Kazarian beats Jack Evans. During the match, Angelico tries to interfere only to be knocked out of his shoes while being knocked off the ring apron. After the match, Angelico attacks Kazarian from behind and puts him in an ankle lock while Evans pounds on Kazarian, and "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels runs in to make the save.
The Dark Order (Alex "3" Reynolds, John "4" Silver, Preston "10" Vance) beat Louie Valle, Baron Black and D3.
Wardlow beats Vinny Pacifico in seconds by referee stoppage after knocking Pacifico out with a knee in the corner. After the match, Wardlow hits Pacifico with the F-10.
We hear from Eddie Kingston, who says that the family is back together now that Allie is back in the fold as The Bunny and that everyone is going to pay.
"Absolute" Ricky Starks guests on commentary for the first four matches of the night.
Brandi Rhodes beats Kenzie Paige. After the match, Brandi is attacked from behind by Anna Jay, and Red Velvet comes out to make the save.
Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) beat Ray Rosas and Eric Watts.
We hear from Chris Jericho, who talks about his history with Luther prior to his tag team match against him this week on Dynamite.
Chaos Project (Luther and Serpentico) beats Anthony Bowens and Lee Johnson.
Will Hobbs beats Ryzin.
We hear from Eddie Kingston, who says he is sick and tired of seeing "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss being so talented only to act like clowns and take everything as a joke. He says that they will not take The Lucha Bros. (Rey Fenix and Penta El Zero M) as a joke, as they are not a joke, do not play games and do not do "dumb, clown-ass bullshit." He tells Janela and Sonny to stay on their lower level, as they will learn about the top level when they see The Lucha Bros.
John "4" Silver beats QT Marshall after the interference of Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, Alan "5" Angels and Preston "10" Vance of The Dark Order, which Marshall and "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes are able to fight off.
Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr. beat Cezar Bononi and David Ali, breaking a four-match losing streak with their first win as a team and in AEW.
Big Swole beats Skyler Moore.
We hear from Matt Sydal, who admits that his AEW debut did not go as well as he had hoped it would, and blames his slipping on the top rope on "the intentional reckless, wanton abandon" of Michael Nakazawa. He says that he thought he would die, but he did not, as he is synonymous with resiliency. Sydal tells Nakazawa he will kick his ass so hard he will wish he never bought a bottle of baby oil in his life and end his career.
Matt Sydal beats Michael Nakazawa after countering the claw with the raspberry briefs into a modified crossface.
Eddie Kingston beats M'Badu with the Kimura Lock. After the match, he says that Jon Moxley should know about the Kimura Lock as he has tapped out to it a couple of times, and when he locks it in on Moxley, he will scream "I quit" in front of the whole world. He says that Moxley left him and his friends behind on the way to "the promised land" and says he should pay for it now. Kingston asks where Moxley is, then says Moxley is not coming and that he has never quit or tapped out. Kingston then says that he will mess Moxley up and have fun doing it.
We hear from "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss. Janela says they show no fear in the ring, and while they lost their last match, they are bouncing back and they want the win so they can get on the tag team rankings as soon as possible.
Angelico beats Shawn Dean by submission.
The Lucha Bros. (Penta El Zero M and Rey Fenix) beat "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss.
Chris Jericho guests on commentary for tonight's show.
Scorpio Sky beats Ben Carter in the latter's Dynamite debut.
We see a video package chronicling the recent events between Lance Archer and Jon Moxley.
Anna Jay beats Brandi Rhodes with the Queenslayer following the distraction by Evil Uno and Stu Grayson.
Backstage, Alex Marvez interview Scorpio Sky, who admits that Ben Carter is a great opponent before stating he is coming for the TNT Championship. Matt Sydal then shows up and brags about his Casino Battle Royal eliminations. Scorpio Sky is confident that Matt Sydal can beat Shawn Spears - who was one of those eliminations - tonight before the two of them go out for a couple of drinks, to which Scorpio Sky invites Alex Marvez to partake in.
We see a video package for the TNT Championship Match between Orange Cassidy and Brodie Lee for tomorrow night's show.
Shawn Spears beats Matt Sydal after Tully Blanchard loads Spears' glove with a steel slug. After the match, Spears is about to hit Sydal with the loaded glove again when Scorpio Sky makes the save.
Brandi Rhodes beats Red Velvet by submission. During the match, Anna Jay shows up to get a closer look from the stage.
The Butcher and The Blade beat Daniel Garcia and Kevin Blackwood.
Penelope Ford beats Dani Jordyn. During the match, "Superbad" Kip Sabian distracts referee Aubrey Edwards so that she can look in Jordyn's "burn book" and tear out the page about her. When Ford tries to hit Jordyn with the book, however, Edwards takes the burn book away from her.
"The Machine" Brian Cage beats Megabyte Ronnie.
Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz) beat Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr.
Will Hobbs beats Jessy Sorensen.
Diamante and Ivelisse beat Skyler Moore and Rache Chanel.
Colt Cabana beats QT Marshall after Evil Uno simultaneously coaches Cabana and distracts referee Paul Turner while Stu Grayson can lay Marshall out with a jumping knee strike.
Brandon Cutler vs. Peter Avalon ends in a double count-out when both guys try to get back into the ring before the other.
Best Friends (Chuck Tayor and Trent) beat Maxx Stardom and Dontae Smiley.
The Dark Order (Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, Alex "3" Reynolds, John "4" Silver) beat Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) and The Gunn Club (Billy and Austin Gunn) in an eight-man tag match.
Backstage, "The Librarian" Peter Avalon and Brandon Cutler argue with each other when someone tells them that they are together in a tag team match tonight. As Avalon and Cutler argue over who will cost them them match, The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) show up, tell them that they are facing them tonight, and they will teach them some tag team psychology and that one of them would never turn on the other. Cutler tells them that they have done that before, having known them for a long time. The Young Bucks leave after saying that happened "a generation ago," then Avalon says it was true because he read their new book Young Bucks: Killing The Business - From Backyards to the Big Leagues, even though the book does not come out until November. After some more humorous banter between Avalon and Cutler, both men leave, with "The Librarian" Leva Bates looking forward to tonight's tag team match.
Shawn Spears beats Max Caster. After the match, Tully Blanchard hands Spears a steel slug, then Spears hits Caster with a loaded glove.
Lance Archer beats Pineapple Pete. During the match, Archer attacks Pineapple Pete before the bell rings and agitates "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela. After the match, Archer is about to attack Pineapple Pete again when Janela rushes at Archer with a leaf blower.
Ricky Starks beats Griff Garrison.
Scorpio Sky beats Brady Pierce.
Brandi Rhodes and Allie beat KiLynn King and Skyler Moore. Before the match, Allie and Brandi are introduced as "The Nightmare Sisters," but Brandi corrects ring announcer Justin Roberts, stating that is not correct as they are not related. At the end of the match, Allie does her best impression of "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes before allowing Brandi to get in and get the win.
The Butcher and The Blade beat Low Ride and Fuego del Sol.
The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) beat "The Librarian" Peter Avalon and Brandon Cutler.
Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt, Luchasaurus) beats The Capital Vices (Sin and Money) and Jon Cruz.
SoCal Uncensored ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian) beat Brandon Cutler and "The Librarian" Peter Avalon.
Big Swole beats Dani Jordyn.
Backstage, Brandon Cutler and "The Librarian" Peter Avalon argue with each other, saying that they are both done being part of a tag team. "The Librarian" Leva Bates is devastated.
Before the next match, Lance Archer brings a video production assistant to the ring and clotheslines him.
Lance Archer beats David Ali by pinfall with the claw, then choke slams him after the match.
"The Bad Boy" Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss beat Musa and Shawn Dean. During the match, Jake "The Snake" Roberts has to hold Lance Archer back and keep him from attacking anyone in the match.
Allie and Brandi Rhodes beat Red Velvet and Kenzie Page. During the match, Allie is inadvertently knocked off the ring apron by Brandi and feigns a hurt ankle before tagging herself in and getting the pinfall.
Shawn Spears beats Lee Johnson with the Sharpshooter.
The Dark Order (Evil Uno and Stu Grayson) beats Brady Pierce and John Skylar.
"The Almighty" Christopher Daniels talks about his and Scorpio Sky's history with The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson), and says he, Scorpio Sky and "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian will take the ROH World Six-Man Championships from them and Adam Page, as "the end is near." Meanwhile, Matt Jackson is excited that he, Nick Jackson and "Hangman" Adam Page will face SoCal Uncensored (Daniels, Kazarian, Scorpio Sky) with the six-man titles on the line. Adam Page yells that he will break SoCal Uncensored, and The Young Bucks have to calm him down.
Jay Lethal beats Flip Gordon. After the match, Colt Cabana announces that Jay Lethal will take on Dalton Castle for the ROH World Championship at ROH's 16th Anniversary Show. Jay says he will become a two-time ROH World Champion, then "The Villain" Marty Scurll shows up demanding to know why he is not getting a title shot. Jay reminds Scurll he has defeated a long list of people and that he beat him at Final Battle. Scurll says that if he is so confident that he can beat him, then he would like to be the first person Jay Lethal defend against. Jay Lethal says he likes to think himself a man of the people, and says he will have no problem beating him again. Scurll says "Perfect," then leaves.
We hear from Brandi Rhodes and Karen Q before the next match.
Brandi Rhodes beats Karen Q with an inside cradle to advance to the quarter-finals of the Women of Honor Championship Tournament after faking an ankle injury.
"The Villain" Marty Scurll walks in on Dalton Castle's backstage promo, and proposes that should Dalton Castle retain the ROH World Championship against Jay Lethal, he should become the next person Dalton Castle defends the title against. Dalton Castle tells Scurll that he has no idea what he is getting himself into, but Scurll tells him to think about it.
Next week: Kenny King vs. "The Last Real Man" Silas Young for the ROH World Television Championship!
SoCal Uncensored ("Almighty" Christopher Daniels, "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian, Scorpio Sky) beat Bullet Club (Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson, "Hangman" Adam Page) to win the ROH World Six-Man Championships...almost. During the match, Daniels is tapping to a Sharpshooter by Matt Jackson, but Kazarian has referee Todd Sinclair distracted. Nick Jackson takes out Kazarian with a senton bomb to the outside, but Scorpio Sky takes one of the six-man titles and smacks Matt Jackson in the head with it to get the win. After the match, Bully Ray shows up, and says that he has watched every single match backstage since Final Battle, and says ROH is a lot like the Wild West and doing whatever they want to do to win. He says that Ring of Honor lacks honor, and that he has just got off the phone with ROH CEO Joe Koff, who has told him to do whatever he needs to get some order back into the company. Bully Ray states he does not want to be a boss, a general manager or an authority figure; instead, he will be an enforcer, and he is going to enforce the Code of Honor that guys like Nigel McGuinness started a long time ago. He tells SoCal Uncensored that he will not get away with what they have been doing as of late anymore, and asks the crowd if they should restart the match. The crowd excitedly agrees, and Bully Ray rules that the match will be restarted, and Bullet Club hit SoCal Uncensored with a round of superkicks before Daniels falls victim to the Meltzer Driver, allowing Bullet Club to retain.
Brandi Rhodes and Moose beat Decay (Crazzy Steve and Rosemary).
Eddie Edwards is looking for Davey Richards backstage...
Brandi Rhodes and Moose congratulate each other on a job well done backstage.
Eddie Edwards shows up, and says he's here to whip Davey Richards' ass...something he thought he'd never say until the events of last week's main event. He calls out Davey, telling him to take his ass whipping like a man. Angelina Love shows up, saying he only gets Davey when she says he gets Davey. She wants to know where Eddie was when Davey tore his ACL and was healing from his injury, and says Eddie was out doing his own thing. She then brings out Davey, and Eddie tells Angelina to give Davey his balls back so he can explain himself. Davey says he made Eddie as well as the Wolves Nation, and if Eddie is smart, he will walk away before he exposes him like the little bitch that he is. Eddie immediately runs towards him, starting a brawl, and security has their hands full. Eddie gets back in the ring and challenges Davey to an anything goes street fight tonight.
In footage from last week, "The Miracle" Mike Bennett and Braxton Sutter are at a bachelor party for Sutter that Bennett has set up. It becomes pretty obvious that Braxton Sutter doesn't want to be here and the people that are here for the party aren't exactly friends of Sutter, either.
The Broken Hardys ("Broken" Matt Hardy and Brother Nero) are at the arena in Tijuana, Mexico, for the search of some tag team champions.
Maria Kanellis-Bennett, Sienna and Laurel Van Ness run into Allie's decorations for Laurel's bachelorette party, and Maria is not impressed. Maria wants Allie to step it up as Laurel Van Ness is marrying Braxton Sutter...which makes Allie sad pretty quickly.
Jessie Godderz beats Eddie Kingston. When the lights go out after the match, Jessie wisely gets out of the ring before they come back, allowing him to avoid "The Cowboy" James Storm and Bram.
One of the guys at the bachelor party tries to get Braxton Sutter to loosen up. Braxton Sutter tries to leave, but "The Miracle" Mike Bennett tries to get him to stay. One of the guys at the party gets drunk, climbs up a ladder, and falls on the guy who tried to get Sutter to loosen up.
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At the bachelorette party, Allie tries to get Maria-Kanellis Bennett to cheer up, but Allie is not even interested in her choice of decor for the bachelorette party. Sienna only cares about the champagne and wants to drink it now.
Tyrus hots Fact of Life, and his guest for tonight is Eli Drake, the usual host for the show. Eli Drake tells Tyrus he left him last week because he didn't watch his back and didn't stay in the background like he has his entire career. He says he could have picked a stipulation for his match with EC3, but he didn't. He tells him to stay in the background, like he has his entire career, and that he owns him. Tyrus grabs him by the throat, tells Eli he doesn't own him, and challenges him to a match next week.
In Tijuana, Mexico at the Auditorio Municipal, Konnan sets up an impromptu meeting with The Broken Hardys, who are only here for tag team gold and aren't interested in getting paid. He gets a match for them against Super Crazy and Psychosis booked right away, and tells his assistant to quickly make some Hardy memorabilia.
Maria Kanellis-Bennett, Sienna and Laurel Van Ness drink champagne, and Laurel gets some lingerie as a gift. Maria bosses Allie around again, ordering her to get some white bridesmaids' dresses. She also tells Allie that she won't be a bridesmaid, and that she will be the ring bearer instead. Allie is not happy.
In Tijuana, The Broken Hardys ("Broken" Jeff Hardy and Broken Nero) head to their match against Psychosis and Super Crazy, and ask Vanguard-1 to come up with a successful exit plan. Vanguard-1 is eventually surrounded by some of the female talent from the promotion The Broken Hardys are wrestling in. They win the tag team titles from Psychosis and Super razy, and when Konnan finds out that they have won the tag team titles for his promotion, he goes after them, but Vanguard-1 helps The Broken Hardys escape. Next week: The Broken Hardys try to win the Mid-Atlantic tag team titles!
Brooke says she will beat Sienna tonight and shut Maria Kanellis-Bennett up once and for all.
Brooke beats Sienna with a roll-up.
Braxton Sutter tries to leave the bachelor party again. "The Miracle" Mike Bennett brings out Roxy after George brings up watching a lewd DVD, but after he sees her, he immediately regrets it and switches to the lewd DVD.
Eli Drake tells Tyrus he will put his hands on him next week and lay him out.
Lashley shows up. Lashley brags about his World title victory from last week, then says there is not a fighter alive who can hang with him. Suddenly, former UFC Heavyweight Champion John Barnett is here. After a friendly salutation, he tells Lashley he is not living up to the fans' expectation and wants him in the ring to bring him to the level he knows he is capable of. Lashley welcomes Barnett to the Impact Zone, but tells him not to enter his world as there are no rules, unlike MMA. Barnett immediately responds with an arm bar, which immediately gets Lashley ticked off. Barnett says he is not afraid to fight any man, and challenges Lashley to a wrestling match. Lashley accepts his challenges and tells him he will whip him like he does everyone else.
As everyone is passed out during the bachelor party, Braxton Sutter makes his escape plans. But first, he dials Maria Kanellis-Bennett's number on "The Miracle" Mike Bennett's phone.
Next week: the wedding of Braxton Sutter and Laurel Van Ness!
The antyhing goes street fight between Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards ends with Eddie's wife Alicia being cuffed to the ring ropes by Angelina Love before Davey rams a chair repeatedly into Eddie. The match - and the show - ends with Angelina Love kicking referee Earl Hebner in the groin.
The Hardy family celebrates Halloween with a corn maze. Matt Hardy has a premonition that an outsider will enter the Hardy compound and deliver a looming message.
Aron Rex and Eli Drake beat Ethan Carter III and Jessie Godderz after Aron Rex hits a knockout punch on Godderz.
Maria Kanellis-Bennett brags about what she did to Brandi Rhodes last week, and says "The Miracle" Mike Bennett is a better wrestler than Cody Rhodes. Brandi catches her talking crap and chases her out of the make-up room.
Grado shows up backstage and says Halloween is his favorite holiday for the most obvious of reasons, even though he can't have the treats anymore. Grado teases that he is going to have an awesome costume tonight, and accidentally spills the beans after secretly telling Jeremy Borash what it is.
Trick-or-treating...and green beans!
Rockstar Spud is sick and tired of being overlooked in the X Division, and says that his team will beat DJ Z's.
Grado shows up and says that being in TNA has been his dream, but he wants more. He then brings out a guy who is an absolute legend and a future TNA Hall of Famer: Robbie E, who eventually shows up. Grado tells Robbie E he wants to be a Bro Man, then runs back to the back. Robbie wants to know what Grado is doing, and when Grado comes out, he is wearing tights like Robbie E's and has spray tan around his mouth. He dances to the ring as Robbie E tells him to reconsider, but Robbie E eventually gets into it. They are then attacked by the DCC.
In a segment recorded earlier today, Allie talks to Billy Corgan, who reminds her that Maria is not in power anymore, and that it can be tough inside the ring. Allie knows she will get her ass kicked in the ring, but she has to take a stand. Billy makes the match between Allie and Laurel Van Ness official.
Before the next match, Rockstar Spud introduces his teammates in Team X Gold: Decay (Crazzy Steve and Abyss).
DJ Z, Braxton Sutter and Mandrews - now known as Team Go For Broke - beat Rockstar Spud and Decay (Crazzy Steve and Abyss).
Cody Rhodes says that Maria Kanellis-Bennett made it personal when she attacked Brandi Rhodes. He says that "The Miracle" Mike Bennett is just smoke and mirrors, while Brandi Rhodes says she will "make that bitch [Maria Kanellis-Bennett] tap out."
Jeremy Borash moderates the contract signing between Lashley and Eddie Edwards for their World title match last week. It is announced that there is a "no-touch" clause in the contract keeping both men from attacking each other before their match. Lashley says this makes the match more interesting for him, and says that it doesn't matter if the company wants Eddie Edwards to win as he will destroy him next week. He tells Edwards to give up and forfeit the title while he can, but Edwards is having none of it and says that his wife was glad to see him holding the World title. He says Lashley took him lightly, and that it's all on Lashley. Lashley admits Eddie Edwards is right, but says Eddie got lucky and that he will beat him down next week and end his "feel-good story." Eddie Edwards signs the contract, but before Lashley can sign, Eddie tells Lashley that if he signs that and loses to him again, he risks being remembered as "Eddie Edwards' bitch." This almost turns into a brawl but Jeremy Borash reminds them about the no-touch clause. Lashley signs, then tells Eddie Edwards that he sealed his fate just like everyone else and that he will really hurt him next week.
Backstage, Laurel Van Ness meets up with Braxton Sutter, and asks if they could celebrate their victories together later on.
Gregory Shane Helms makes a surprise appearance at House Hardy as The Hurricane, then Itchweed shows up.
Itchweed does some wicked landscaping at the Hardy estate with a weed whacker to celebrate Halloween.
Laurel Van Ness beats Allie.
Two people in Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton masks show up at the Hardy household. "Trump" gets shocked by Senor Benjamin while "Hilary" gets chased off the property by Vanguard-1.
Jessie Godderz isn't taking Aron Rex's knockout punch lightly, and tells him that winning by any means necessary does not make one a true champion in his eyes. He challenges Aron Rex to another match for the Impact Grand Championship again, and Aron Rex says he's got it.
Reby Hardy gets a message meant for "Broken" Matt Hardy. It is from The DCC. They challenge Matt Hardy and Brother Nero for the tag team titles next week.
"The Miracle" Mike Bennett tells Cody Rhodes he has done more in TNA then he ever will, and that he will never be him as he has Maria Kanellis-Bennett by his side. Maria makes fun of Brandi Rhodes again, and says they're TNA's only power couple. She tells Maria that she will find out why she is the First Lady of Professional Wrestling.
Cody and Brandi Rhodes beat "The Miracle" Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis-Bennett with a double submission.
Backstage, Lashley attacks Cody Rhodes, and tells him that nobody enters his house with his permission.
