Thursday, October 27, 2016

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for October 27, 2016

The Hardy family celebrates Halloween with a corn maze. Matt Hardy has a premonition that an outsider will enter the Hardy compound and deliver a looming message.



Aron Rex and Eli Drake beat Ethan Carter III and Jessie Godderz after Aron Rex hits a knockout punch on Godderz.



Maria Kanellis-Bennett brags about what she did to Brandi Rhodes last week, and says "The Miracle" Mike Bennett is a better wrestler than Cody Rhodes. Brandi catches her talking crap and chases her out of the make-up room.



Grado shows up backstage and says Halloween is his favorite holiday for the most obvious of reasons, even though he can't have the treats anymore. Grado teases that he is going to have an awesome costume tonight, and accidentally spills the beans after secretly telling Jeremy Borash what it is.

Trick-or-treating...and green beans!



Rockstar Spud is sick and tired of being overlooked in the X Division, and says that his team will beat DJ Z's.



Grado shows up and says that being in TNA has been his dream, but he wants more. He then brings out a guy who is an absolute legend and a future TNA Hall of Famer: Robbie E, who eventually shows up. Grado tells Robbie E he wants to be a Bro Man, then runs back to the back. Robbie wants to know what Grado is doing, and when Grado comes out, he is wearing tights like Robbie E's and has spray tan around his mouth. He dances to the ring as Robbie E tells him to reconsider, but Robbie E eventually gets into it. They are then attacked by the DCC.





In a segment recorded earlier today, Allie talks to Billy Corgan, who reminds her that Maria is not in power anymore, and that it can be tough inside the ring. Allie knows she will get her ass kicked in the ring, but she has to take a stand. Billy makes the match between Allie and Laurel Van Ness official.



Before the next match, Rockstar Spud introduces his teammates in Team X Gold: Decay (Crazzy Steve and Abyss).

DJ Z, Braxton Sutter and Mandrews - now known as Team Go For Broke - beat Rockstar Spud and Decay (Crazzy Steve and Abyss).





Cody Rhodes says that Maria Kanellis-Bennett made it personal when she attacked Brandi Rhodes. He says that "The Miracle" Mike Bennett is just smoke and mirrors, while Brandi Rhodes says she will "make that bitch [Maria Kanellis-Bennett] tap out."

Jeremy Borash moderates the contract signing between Lashley and Eddie Edwards for their World title match last week. It is announced that there is a "no-touch" clause in the contract keeping both men from attacking each other before their match. Lashley says this makes the match more interesting for him, and says that it doesn't matter if the company wants Eddie Edwards to win as he will destroy him next week. He tells Edwards to give up and forfeit the title while he can, but Edwards is having none of it and says that his wife was glad to see him holding the World title. He says Lashley took him lightly, and that it's all on Lashley. Lashley admits Eddie Edwards is right, but says Eddie got lucky and that he will beat him down next week and end his "feel-good story." Eddie Edwards signs the contract, but before Lashley can sign, Eddie tells Lashley that if he signs that and loses to him again, he risks being remembered as "Eddie Edwards' bitch." This almost turns into a brawl but Jeremy Borash reminds them about the no-touch clause. Lashley signs, then tells Eddie Edwards that he sealed his fate just like everyone else and that he will really hurt him next week.



Backstage, Laurel Van Ness meets up with Braxton Sutter, and asks if they could celebrate their victories together later on.



Gregory Shane Helms makes a surprise appearance at House Hardy as The Hurricane, then Itchweed shows up.



Itchweed does some wicked landscaping at the Hardy estate with a weed whacker to celebrate Halloween.



Laurel Van Ness beats Allie.



Two people in Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton masks show up at the Hardy household. "Trump" gets shocked by Senor Benjamin while "Hilary" gets chased off the property by Vanguard-1.



Jessie Godderz isn't taking Aron Rex's knockout punch lightly, and tells him that winning by any means necessary does not make one a true champion in his eyes. He challenges Aron Rex to another match for the Impact Grand Championship again, and Aron Rex says he's got it.



Reby Hardy gets a message meant for "Broken" Matt Hardy. It is from The DCC. They challenge Matt Hardy and Brother Nero for the tag team titles next week.

"The Miracle" Mike Bennett tells Cody Rhodes he has done more in TNA then he ever will, and that he will never be him as he has Maria Kanellis-Bennett by his side. Maria makes fun of Brandi Rhodes again, and says they're TNA's only power couple. She tells Maria that she will find out why she is the First Lady of Professional Wrestling.

Cody and Brandi Rhodes beat "The Miracle" Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis-Bennett with a double submission.



Backstage, Lashley attacks Cody Rhodes, and tells him that nobody enters his house with his permission.

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