Ace Austin beats Mr. Atlantis.
Eli Drake says you cannot have a main event without him, and talks about how he has beaten Moose and Pentagon Jr. before saying he has to find the greatest luchador he can in Mexico. Tonight, he has Moose and Pentagon Jr. in a three-way dance before comparing the match to a sandwich, saying Moose and Pentagon Jr. are just the fluffy bread while he is the meat.
Before the match, Gama Singh says that the people will know who The Desi Hit Squad (Rohit Raju and Gursinder Singh) is before the night is over, and talks about India, which he claims has the best women and the best wrestlers in the world while mocking Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. He then introduces the crowd to The Desi Hit Squad.
The Desi Hit Squad (Rohit Raju and Gursinder Singh) beat Aiden Prince and Dustin Quicksilver after Gama Singh distracts the referee so they can hit a double team move.
Moose says you have him versus two former World champions, but he is not the underdog as he is "Mr. Impact Wrestling" and Mississauga, Ontario, Canada is Moose Country.
Madison Rayne beats KC Spinelli.
We hear from Stone Rockwell, who says that there are very few things he detests on his travels and that one of them is a bully. He says that hazers and the fraternities are two of the worst culprits he knowsl Tonight, he has recruited a friend from the Philippines who resembles a teddy bear: Fallah Bahh. Tonight, they will put an end to bullying.
Before the next match, Stone Rockwell introduces himself and Fallah Bahh, but Bahh stops him before Rockwell asks if anyone said "adventure." Before they can compromise, The Fraternity (Trent Gibson and Channing Decker) attack from behind, but Rockwell and Fallah Bahh get the upper hand. They then compromise, with Rockwell saying "adventure" after Bahh "bahhs" the rest of the question.
Stone Rockwell and Fallah Bahh beat The Fraternity (Trent Gibson and Channing Decker).
Eddie Edwards tells Trevor Lee they've done this before, but the difference is that Trevor Lee will be seeing a different Eddie Edwards and that it is all about him. Tonight, Trevor Lee will discover this first-hand.
Eddie Edwards beats Trevor Lee in a match that sees Eddie hit Trevor Lee with a can of Pringles, spit Doritoes in his face and hit him with a bag of peanuts that is personally brought in by a fan. Also during the match, the crowd chants consists of "Holy chips!," a "Locos Tacos Burritos" chant to the tune of Seven Nation Army, and "We want popcorn!"
Rich Swann says he has known Austin Aries for a while, and tonight isa huge opportunity for him. He says the stakes have never been higher, and he is about to show Aries what Rich Swann and CART - charisma, athleticism, and raw talent - is all about, and by the end of the night, he will take the Impact Wrestling World Championship and party all night long.
Su Yung retains the Impact Wrestling Knockouts Championship against Katarina.
We see a recording from Sami Callihan. Sami says that tonight, he faces Josh Alexander for the first time even though they have known each other for years, and this dream match will become a nightmare when he brings everything he has, as he is in a bad mood and ready to do something that pisses somebody off.
Sami Callihan beats Josh Alexander.
Austin Aries says Rich Swann may be a newcomer to Impact, but he is not a newcomer to him, as many years back, a young Rich Swann got in the ring with him in New York City and they tore the roof down. Now Rich is not that kid anymore, and the smile and exuberance he once had is gone, because much like himself, he has had people make assumptions about him and had public perception cost him his career and his life. When he heard he was coming to Impact, he could not have been happier, as this is the place where people have become miscasts and misfits who have been counted out and bet against redeem themselves and prove they are what they know they are. Now that Swann is in Impact, he sees that the smile and exuberance has returned, which is why it will hurt him so much when he has to crush it, as he cannot and will not let him take the Impact Wrestling World Champion. He says it will be just a bump in the road, but a painful bump nevertheless.
Austin Aries retains the Impact Wrestling World Championship against Rich Swann with the Last Chancery after dodging a 450 splash from the top rope.
Before the next match, Eli Drake says he has been in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada one time, and after that one time, it became the town that Eli Drake built. Now, the town's adopted son is here. He talks about about somebody totaled his car and he needed a rental car to get here, then talks about how he sees 40-year-old virgins and basement dwellers in the crowd. He says they can bring Pentagon Jr. and Moose down here, but they do not have enough tingle in their loins to beat him in the ring.
Pentagon Jr. beats Eli Drake and Moose in a three-way match.
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