Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for April 27, 2022

CM Punk guests on commentary for the next match.

Dax Harwood beats Cash Wheeler after reversing an inside cradle with one of his own to qualify for the men's Owen Hart Foundation Tournament.



It is announced that CM Punk will face "Hangman" Adam Page for the AEW World Championship at Double Or Nothing. Afterwards, CM Punk leaves the announce table and heads to the ring. He says that he has never seen a locker room with more talent than the one in AEW, then says that he asked himself seven years ago if he could still do this before confidently proclaiming that he can. Punk says he is a fan of Adam Page, and says that from Darby Allin to Dustin Rhodes, everything has been a warm-up, and while he cannot promise a win, he promises he can give his all, for without the fans, there is no CM Punk. Punk then admits that he has never been a gambling man, but tells Adam Page he will always bet on himself and that he will know he has been in a fight with him, and says that he will fight until the wheels fall off.



We hear from Dan Lambert and Scorpio Sky. He says it is no conincidence that Scorpio Sky is in a match for the TNT Championship, and Scorpio says his AEW success is also no coincidence. After saying he was screwed out of the TNT title in his second defense, he gives Sammy Guevara credit where credit is due before telling him he will beat his ass and take what is rightfully his.

The Blackpool Combat Club (Bryan Danielson, Jon Moxley, Wheeler Yuta) beat The Factory (QT Marshall, Aaron Solo, Nick Comoroto) in a six-man tag match.



Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Jamie Hayter, Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. and Toni Storm. Toni tells Jamie Hayter she will see her in the first round again, then introduces a new friend in the form of Ruby Soho, who shows up and calls Hayter and Britt out for throwing their weight around and says "Enough is enough and it's time for a change." After Ruby says that she can make a change by dropping them both, Britt and Hayter leave, with Britt saying they have things to do in catering.

Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Jungle Boy, Luchasaurus and Christian Cage. Jungle Boy says last week stung because he knew he could have won, but Christian tells Jungle Boy last week was a teachable moment and that he can right a wrong. As Christian Cage throws an open challenge to any of the top five tag teams, Team Taz ("Absolute" Ricky Starks and Powerhouse Hobbs) shows up and "Absolute" Ricky Starks answers it.

Before the next match, MJF and Shawn Spears are seen in the skybox. MJF says the women in town use their personalities as birth control, then says that if people want to boo, then they will be even more upset when Lance Archer decimates Wardlow.

Wardlow beats Lance Archer.



The Jericho Appreciation Society head to the ring for a sit-down with meeting with Santana, Ortiz and Eddie Kingston. Angelo Parker says that Tony Khan gave them time for this meeting because he knows "sports entertainers are best for business." He says the Society have given their word to Khan and will give their word to "the AEW galaxy" that there will be no physicality, then Santana, Ortiz and Eddie Kingston head to the ring. Santana, Ortiz and Eddie Kingston throw away the chairs and the water bottles on their side of the table, then Chris Jericho shows his anger for the Society being barred from the arena last week. Jericho then demands an apology to the Society, then says he has something better than an apology: the middle finger. Santana also flips Jericho off, then says Jericho turned his back on "the two dudes who [knew him] best." Daniel Garcia calls Santana and Ortiz a couple of "tough guys" and that threats mean nothing, then tries to taunt Santana, Ortiz and Eddie into hitting them. It does not work. Eddie says he is not a fan of anything going on and topples the table before telling Jericho that he will get him and to "stop with the crap." Jericho reminds Eddie that it is five-on-three and that the Society will put a hit on them and take them out one by one. Eddie asks Jericho that when you put a hit on someone, you end things, but Jericho tells Eddie to stand there and shut up. Eddie tells Jericho he can smell the fear in him and that Jericho had better be ready to put them in the ground before they do it to him, then tells Jericho that he is not prepared.



We hear from Sammy Guevara and Tay Conti. Sammy says he will kick Scorpio Sky's ass for a third time in tonight's ladder match, then makes out with Tay Conti after asking what is brighter: his girlfriend, his title or his future.

Serena Deeb beats Hikaru Shida in a Philly Street Fight after hammering her knee on a chair before making her submit to a Texas Cloverleaf.



Backstage, Lexi Nair interviews MJF and Shawn Spears. MJF says he has a plan, then makes a call on his phone and offers someone six figures to face Wardlow. MJF then all but straight up says that Wardlow will be facing W. Morrissey.

The lights go out, and spotlights are focused on a downed Fuego del Sol. The House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King, Buddy Matthews) show up and pick him up, but they are warned by Alex Abrahantes - who is in the ring - that it is sacrilegious to unmask a luchador and that they will continue to get burned for messing with Penta Oscura before they can unmask Fuego del Sol. Alex Abrahantes then shows up on the stage, and the masked man in the ring is revealed to be Rey Fenix, who has not been seen in months. Rey Fenix swings a shovel, then brawls with Buddy Matthews. As this goes on, Penta and PAC brawl with Malakai Black and Brody King. Fenix, Penta and PAC then get in the ring and take out The House of Black on the outside.



Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Swerve Strickland and Darby Allin. Swerve say that he and Darby are more rivals than friends, and Darby tells Swerve he can't keep entering companies saying it is his house when AEW has been his house all along.

The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson), reDRagon (Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly) and Adam Cole beat The Varsity Blonds (Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr.), "Big Shotty" Lee Johnson, Brock Anderson and Dante Martin in a ten-man tag match. After the match, Adam Cole hands the rest of his team "Undisputed Elite" T-shirts.



Backstage, it is revealed that Santana, Ortiz and Eddie Kingston have been attacked by The Jericho Appreication Society. Chris Jericho throws a fireball in Eddie Kingston's eyes.

We see a vignette for Trent Barretta vs. Samoa Joe for the ROH World Television Championship this Friday on Rampage.

Scorpio Sky beats Sammy Guevara in a Ladder Match to win the TNT Championship for a second time. After the match, Frankie Kazarian briefly shows up to the ring as part of Scorpio Sky's in-ring celebration.



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