Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for April 13, 2022

CM Punk beats Penta Oscura after Penta leaps right into Punk, who hits him with the GTS.

In footage from earlier today, the Jericho Appreciation Society land in the airport on their private jet only to find Santana, Ortiz and Eddie Kingston waiting for them and Angelo Parker and Matt Menard laid out. Menard is missing his suit and Parker is missing his shoes.

Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus retain The AEW World Tag Team Championships against reDRagon (Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly). After the match, O'Reilly attacks Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus from behind with a chair before flipping the fans off and calling the loss "bullshit." Suddenly, FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) show up. reDRagon confronts FTR, and the two of them almost get physical on the ramp.

Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews the Blackpool Combat Club (William Regal, Bryan Danielson, Jon Moxley, Wheeler Yuta). Regal says he is surrounded by three tough men and the adrenaline is running through him. Danielson says Yuta bled with Moxley and spit in his face, and they are ready for Gunn Club. Mox says that Gunn Club are a bunch of goofs and that it is time to break some faces. Yuta says that on Friday, the real work begins.

Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Jamie Hayter and Toni Storm. Hayter says she wants her match with Toni Storm more than Tony Khan, as they both honed their craft around the world, then says this is her crowning moment, not Toni's. Toni smiles and walks away, much to Hayter's irritation.

"The Captain" Shawn Dean beats MJF by count-out. Shortly after the beginning of the match, a few members of security are found laid out, with one man missing a shirt. Wardlow soon shows up behind the barricade and chases MJF to the ramp, and when Shawn Spears hits him from behind with a chair, it has no effect. MJF sics security on Wardlow, and as security holds Wardlow back, MJF is being counted out. MJF tries to bribe referee Bryce Remsberg with triple pay if he does not count to ten, but Bryce counts to ten. After the match, MJF shoves Remsberg, but Remsberg shoves back, and Shawn Spears has to hold MJF back. Meanwhile, Wardlow is fighting security backstage, and Wardlow says he will not stop until MJF frees him from his contract before pushing the cameraperson back.

We see a video of Darby Allin skateboard in the middle of a wide city road as he tells Andrade that he will put a nail in their feud with a Coffin Match.

We hear from the Malakai Black. Malakai Black asks Fuego del Sol if his hopes and dreams are still the same, and says it is the difference between them. He then says that one day, he will appreciate his fanbase, because the House can make it so. He then says that what the House gives, the house takes, and says that he is here alone tonight so that Fuego del Sol does not have to fear the shadows.

The Jericho Appreciation Society (Chris Jericho, Jake Hager, Daniel Garcia) beat Eddie Kingston and Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz) after Jericho hits Eddie in the back with Floyd the Baseball Bat after Santana takes out "Cool Hand Ang" Angelo Parker and "Mack Daddy" Matt Menard. Ortiz is seen wearing Angelo Parker's shoes around his neck before the match. After the match, The Jericho Appreication Society gang up on Eddie Kingston before doing the same to Santana and Ortiz.

Backstage, Alex Marvez interviews MJF, Shawn Spears and "Smart" Mark Sterling. MJF takes his anger out on Marvez and the fans for thinking his loss is funny, then says he does not need any sympathy because he has money and that is what makes the world go around. "Smart" Mark Sterling and MJF then state that they will be putting Wardlow to work after Sterling mentions MJF has the ability to book Wardlow whenever he wishes, and puts him in a match with The Butcher, who shows up with Jose the Assistant.

Marina Shafir beats Skye Blue by submission in her television debut. During the match, Jade Cargill's Baddie Section are seen in the crowd, and Red Velvet and Kiera Hogan are seen among them. Backstage, Jade Cargill and "Smart" Mark Sterling are seen taking notes on the match.

In footage from earlier today, Lexi Nair interviews Hook from a weightlifting room. "Smart" Mark Sterling and Tony Nese show up and take offense to Hook being interviewed, but leave when Hook stands up with a medicine ball in his hands.

We hear from The Men of the Year ("All Ego" Ethan Page and Scorpio Sky) and Dan Lambert. Ethan Page mentions Sammy Guevara telling them to wait and see what he does next, then states that Sammy crawled to management and asked for a TNT Championship match in the only place in America where he and Tay Conti can get booed out of the building in. Dan Lambert asks what happened to the mixed tag team match that Tay Conti wanted, then says it is another Saturday night where Tay Conti goes unsatisfied. Scorpio Sky says Sammy Guevara may not have gotten the match he wanted, but he will get the ass-whipping he needed, and that the only thing that will be bigger than Texas is his winning streak.

Team Taz ("Absolute" Ricky Starks and Team Taz) beats Keith Lee and Swerve Strickland after Taz grabs at Keith Lee's foot from the outside in an attempt to trip him up.

Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Thunder Rosa. She is soon interrupted by "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose and Vickie Guerrero, and Nyla is carrying a cake. Vickie says she and Nyla are celebrating Thunder Rosa having the shortest-ever AEW World Women's title reign. Thunder Rosa asks them if they think she is stupid before shoving the cake into Nyla's face, and a blinded Nyla punches Vickie. Nyla and Thunder Rosa brawl, but referees move in shortly afterwards.

We see a video package of Adam Cole vs. "Hangman" Adam Page for the AEW World Championship, where Adam Cole says that he will be winning the championship.

Samoa Joe beats Minoru Suzuki to become the ROH World Television Champion! After the match, Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt - who have been watching from the front row - congratulate Joe before gifting him with a middle finger from Lethal before the lights go out. When they come back on, noted basketball player Satnam Singh attacks Joe from behind. Singh holds Joe from behind with a cranium crusher and Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt attack Joe to end the show.