Sunday, August 20, 2017

SummerSlam 2017 - The LIVE Results



When asked by Kayla Braxton about not successfully cashing in the Money In The Bank Contract last week, Baron Corbin blames it all on John Cena. Tonight, he will hurt Cena horribly, saying that there are consequences for sticking one's nose where it doesn't belong, especially with people like him.

In an interview by Kayla Braxton, SmackDown Live Commissioner Shane McMahon insists that he will call the United States Championship match right down the middle. As long as he is only accidentally touched, there will be no problem, but if either man hits him on purpose, he will hit back.

The Miztourage (The Miz, Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel) beat Jason Jordan and The Hardys (Jeff and Matt Hardy) following a hot tag from The Miz followed by a Skull Crushing Finale to Jason Jordan.

Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are in the Social Media Lounge. Seth and Dean say they don't need a tag team name, as everyone will call them "champs" after tonight. Seth does, anyway. Dean says he has a carefully sorted list full of names. Seth says it will be electric in the arena tonight. Dean says he is feeling 100% confident. As for their favorite Shield moment, it was their appearance at TLC shortly after tonight's venue was opened.

Neville beats Akira Tozawa after getting the knees up to block the top rope senton to hit the Red Arrow and become the WWE Cruiserweight Champion!

Kayla Braxton interviews Roman Reigns, who says that he was born ready. He says he is whupping everybody's ass tonight, and becoming WWE Universal Champion.

Elias sings and plays guitar for the crowd. This time, the plays and sings two songs that trash Brooklyn, New York.

The Singh Brothers (Sunil and Samir Singh) introduce Jinder Mahal. Jinder says he has restored honor to the WWE Championship and WWE itself, but says that naysayers do not expect him to retain the title. He plans to beat their newest beacon of hope, "The King of Strong Style" Shinsuke Nakamura, whom he says is not in the same league as he is. Jinder says he fights for the hope of 1.3 billion Indians, and that he will topple Nakamura tonight.

Before the next match, The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) bring back some memories of their previous visits to Brooklyn, New York, such as the debut of Francesca the trumpet and the beginning of their record-breaking tag team title reign. Kofi says that tonight will be no different when they retain the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championships.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat The New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) in a hectic match to become the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Champions for a second time!



After a Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial with Dolph Ziggler, Enzo Amore, Goldust, Big Show, Mojo Rawley, Becky Lynch and R-Truth fighting each other in an audition over who will be the next Colonel Sanders, the crowd is treated to "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels dressed as Colonel Sanders.

Kayla Braxton is interrupted by Paul Heyman, who says that Brock Lesnar will take on Roman Reigns, Samoa Joe and Braun Strowman tonight and retain the WWE Universal Championship...until Strowman grabs the mic and tells him he talks too much.



John Cena beats Baron Corbin. The win becomes Cena's first SummerSlam win since 2010.



We see a quick summary of the results of the UpUpDownDown Rocket League Tournament.

Natalya beats Naomi by getting the knees up on the split leg moonsault and applying the Sharpshooter to become the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship. This ends up becoming her first championship in six years since beating LayCool (Layla and Michelle McCool) for the WWE Divas Championship in 2010.



No Mercy is live Sunday, September 24th!

Before the next match, Enzo Amore says Big Cass is a bad boy, but says it was Brooklyn, New York's own Lil' Kim who said that money, power and respect is what you need in life. The only time he gets all three of these things is when the microphone is in his hands, and says the difference between him and everyone else is that he has played the cards he was dealt, but he had the balls to tattoo a microphone on it. He says everyone's better off if he was locked up on Riker's Island instead of the shark cage. He also says that Big Cass should be glad this is a shark cage and not a shark tank. He also says he would put his worst day on the microphone against Big Cass's best day in the ring, but cannot hold it against him as he is seven feet tall. He says that is a hell of a set of cards to be dealt, but says there is no heart behind them. As he continues to speak, Big Cass shows up, and Enzo Amore is locked in the shark cage.

Big Cass beats Big Show. Near the end of the match, Enzo Amore takes off his clothes, oils himself off, puts some gloves on and slithers out of the cage from between the bars.



Raw General Manager Kurt Angle meets SmackDown Live General Manager Daniel Bryan. They compare their respective brands' main events for tonight's show, but get into a shouting match over who has the better show.

Rusev ambushes Randy Orton from out of nowhere before the start of the next match. When Orton is able to get back on his feet, the match begins, and Randy Orton wins it in mere seconds with an RKO out of nowhere.



Backstage, Bayley wishes Sasha Banks luck - and safety - before the next match.

Sasha Banks beats Alexa Bliss with the Banks Statement despite a hurt left arm to become the WWE Raw Women's Champion for a fourth time!



Finn Balor beats Bray Wyatt. When Wyatt goes for the spider walk, Finn Balor gets right back and hits the Sling Blade before winning the match with the Coup de Grace.



Total Bellas returns to E! Network on September 6th!

Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose beat Sheamus and Cesaro to become the WWE Raw Tag Team Champions! This happens after Seth Rollins hits a hurricanrana on Cesaro into Sheamus, stopping a double-team move involving Sheamus' White Noise.



AJ Styles retains the WWE United States Championship against Kevin Owens in a heated match where both men confront special guest referee Shane McMahon for supposedly not doing his job.



WWE teams up with Cricket Wireless to give kids something to smile about.

Jinder Mahal retains the WWE Championship against "The King of Strong Style" Shinsuke Nakamura after attempted interference by The Singh Brothers (Sunil and Samir Singh).



Brock Lesnar retains the WWE Universal Championship against Roman Reigns, Samoa Joe and Braun Strowman in a Fatal 4-Way Match. At one point in the match, Lesnar is put on a body board and stretcher and taken to the back after being powerslammed through two commentary tables and having a third pushed on top of him by Strowman; he returns later on in the match.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.