Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for November 8, 1999

Sid Vicious forces a tape engineer to play a video when he gives the cue, or else he will be back and he will have to deal with him.

Sid Vicious shows up. He makes it clear to The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) that he is not as dumb as he looks. Last week, they tried to screw him, but it didn't work, and if they want a battle of wits, they will lose that battle as he has the brain of a psychopath. He then focuses on Goldberg, as last week, he told the world he would prove that at Halloween Havoc, Goldberg said he quit and that he surrendered. When he calls for the footage to be played, it is played. The videotape is obviously edited, yet Sid insists that Goldberg is a coward and that he is the WCW United States Heavyweight Champion. Suddenly, The Outsiders show up with Scott Hall wearing the United States title around his waist, and Hall asks Sid why the belt is on his waist if Sid is the United States title. Last week, he beat him, but Sid says he screwed him, as he was supposed to lay down. Hall says he doesn't lay down for anybody, as that is not how they operation. Sid says Hall will lay down right now, but Nash stops him, telling him "not to get his panties in a wad." He says Hall's competitive juices got the better of him last week, but they did not hit him with the crutch, and tells him to call out Bret "The Hit Man" Hart as he is the man Sid has a problem with. Bret shows up, and says that since they want to talk about panties, he calls them "three big pussies." The way he sees it, Goldberg is the United States Champion, and when he is done, he will take back the United States title and hand it back to Goldberg personally. Hall tells Bret that if he wants the belt, then "don't sing it...bring it." Bret heads to the ring with Sid, Nash and Hall at the ready, and as Sid attacks Bret while The Outsiders flee, Goldberg gets in the ring and goes at it with Sid, hitting him with a Spear. Goldberg then tells Sid "I don't think so," and that if he remembers correctly, the first chapter ended with him bloodied all over the ring. However, that wasn't enough for Goldberg, who proposes another idea: a match where only he or Sid can decide the fate in an "I Quit" Match. Sid accepts the challenge. As far as The Outsiders are concerned, if they want to play a game, they can play a game of hide-and-seek: they hide and he seeks and destroys.

Mike Tenay interviews Sting. He has seen the game The Total Package wanted to play, and it made him want to puke. He now has a lot of explaining to do, and if he has to beat him with his bat, he'll do it. As far as Goldberg goes, it will go down differently than Halloween Havoc did, and he's got some work to do.

Miss Elizabeth helps The Total Package - in an Indiana Pacers hoodie - get in the building.

We see footage from earlier today where Kimberly tells head of WCW security Doug Dellinger to keep an eye out for David Flair, telling him that David has been calling her all week, and asks for extra security. She gets it.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) consider getting security of their own. Kevin Nash reveals that he has a manager's license.

The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio, Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) and Torrie Wilson are in the ring before the next match. Eddie says The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) wants to change the world, but The Filthy Animals are going to rock their world. Torrie Wilson is home, and The Revolution lost the war and started something they could not finish. Rey says the only reason they left Asya is because "there are no mutts allowed in this kennel,"and says that they are the new breed, and if they don't like that, they're going to hump The Revolution like the dogs that they are. Dean Malenko then shows up with Asya, and says Rey has a big mouth for a little bunk. If he wants to call Asya a mutt, then this mutt can have him for lunch. He challenges Rey and Torrie Wilson to a mixed tag match, then asks "if he has a set on [him]" and if he is still "working that knee." Rey tells Malenko to "unleash that freaky beast," and he and Torrie will be more than happy to put a muzzle on her and send her straight to the pound. Norman Smiley, known now as "Screamin'" Norman Smiley, shows up in hockey gear. It is then announced that a Texas Tornado Ladder Match between Goldberg, Sid Vicious, Scott Hall and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart will take place later tonight to determine an undisputed United States Heavyweight Champion. There will also be a special guest referee for the match, but that person is not known as of yet. Jimmy Hart and Brian Knobbs then guest on commentary for the next match.

Kidman beats "Screamin'" Normal Smiley after Jimmy Hart distracts referee Billy Silverman and Brian Knobbs repeatedly smacks Norman Smiley with a hockey stick after Knobbs says that all Smiley needs now is a hockey stick to go with the rest of his hockey gear.

Sting is seen looking for The Total Package, who is in a washroom with Miss Elizabeth. Meanwhile, David Flair is in the parking lot with a crowbar.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are seen getting a manager's outfit for Nash when Hall notices two men in all-black riot gear walking past.

Sting shows up. He gives The Total Package exactly 30 seconds to show up in the ring, saying they can do this either "nice and easy" or "nice and rough." Miss Elizabeth shows up instead, and tells him that The Total Package wants her to apologize in his stead, saying their friendship is too important and that he would not do anything to jeopardize that friendship. She then says that The Total Package apologizes from the bottom of his heart, he is really sorry. Sting complements Miss Elizabeth on her looks, then says he has tried unsuccessfully to get The Total Package out to the ring, and tells her to call him down to the ring. Suddenly, The Total Package shows up, and he says nothing has come between them and that they can work this out. He tells him not to listen to the fans, and that this is between only them. He apologizes to Sting, saying he values their friendship and that they need to mend this fence as they belong together as a team, and begs him to come back, saying he loves him like a brother. The Total Package asks Sting to hug him, and Sting goes for the hug motion only to choke him out in the corner. Sting tells him that if he ever swerves him, he will get him, and he will rip his throat out next time.

Kimberly is in the locker room when the lights suddenly go out. A voice asks Kimberly if she remembers them, and that she won't feel a thing. The voice sounds eerily similar to David Flair's.

Goldberg is on one in a series of collectible cans of Surge available now.

"The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit beats Madusa by disqualification to advance in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, Evan Karagias shows up and tries to stop the match, and this leads to a brawl between Karagias and referee Johnny Boone. As this is going on and other referees are trying to break up the brouhaha, Jeff Jarrett gets in the ring with Benoit, and they start brawling. Benoit gets the win by disqualification due to outsider interference. After the match, Jarrett tells Madusa that this is not the WWF and that they do not hit women around here, but Madusa tries to fight him anyway before Jarrett says he screwed her out of the tournament.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. stands before Vince Russo (who is once again unseen) while wearing a suit and tie, with "Creative Control" close behind. He asks for an opportunity, and gets one in the form of an Amway briefcase. He tells him to start selling things and to get out of his office.

This week's Mayhem Match of the Week winner is Don Comfort of Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania.

Backstage, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is seen cleaning the powers that be's toilet.

Rick Steiner beats Disco Inferno. During the match, the man who came out during Disco Inferno's last week comes out with a bucket of wet concrete. His name is Tony Marinara, and he is here for the money that Disco owes him. He has been carrying him since he was a kid, and he is not carrying him anymore. He eventually distracts the referee, allowing Rick Steiner to hit Disco with the bucket. After the match, Marinara threatens to dump the cement on Disco.

Sting is seen in the bathroom doing some push-ups on a sink, while Goldberg is seen getting ready in his own locker room.

Scott Hall is talking to the two men in riot gear. Kevin Nash comes out of the bathroom dressed like The Grand Wizard, and has powder, chloroform and a real brass knuckle in his pockets. Scott Hall says he feels bad about last week and says they should make up with Sid Vicious. Kevin Nash has a plan, and asks the two men in riot gear to follow him.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund is in the ring with potential Nitro Girls: Zuli from Miami, Florida; Ashley from Raleigh, North Carolina; Keisha from Cincinnati, Ohio; Jamie from Atlanta, Georgia; Nicole from Kansas City, Missouri; Amy from Biloxi, Mississippi; Stacy from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; and Lauren from Phoenix, Arizona. Viewers can vote on the final winner on WCW.com. We then see all eight women dance. Afterwards, AC Jazz shows up, and wants them all out of the ring, calling them "Nitro Girls wanna-bes" and "skanks" who want to thake her job. Spice shows up and wants to know what is going with her, but AC Jazz says she is here to save the day like Mary Poppins and tells her to fly away like the "witch bitch" that she is. Spice has had enough, and tells her to bring it on if she has a problem.. Both of them go at it on. Storm and the rest of The Nitro Girls have to pull both women apart.

Backstage, Kimberly is armed with a pipe. Upon seeing David Flair, she drops it and runs away. David hears that and walks in her general direction.

Seven shows up. Instead of walking down the aisle, he flies down it and into the ring. As soon as he speaks and the lights come on, it is noticeable that Seven is, in fact, Dustin Rhodes (aka Goldust). He tells the crowd to "take a long look at the crap that [he is] in," and that he left the WWF for gimmicks like this. He then says he used to be Goldust, and Goldust sucks. He syas that Goldust nearly ruined his wrestling career, and he wanted to come back to WCW because this is home for him and he wanted to be himself, but the powers that be came to him and told him "Dustin sucks. Dustin is boring." He then says his name is now "Seven," and that they have dressed him up like Uncle Fester to play trick-or-treat all year long. He takes off his hat and jacket and tells the powers that be to take Goldust and shove it up their ass, take Seven and shove it up their ass, and then they can both kiss his ass. Last week, his father "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes called him, and it seems that he is no longer with the company after 25 years, when the company "kicked him to the curb like a piece of shit." That does not cut the mustard, and now the powers that be have him to deal with. They have embarrassed him and the Rhodes Family name, and they have pissed him off for the last time. From this moment on and until the end of time, he will make everything a living Hell, and he tells the producers that tonight and forevermore, they will never forget the name of Dustin Rhodes.

Kimberly is seen hiding in a dark room. David Flair is seen entering the room, looking for her.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) knock on Sid Vicious' locker room door. The Total Package talks with Miss Elizabeth, saying he has a really good idea to make it up to Sting.

Goldberg beats Sting. During the match, The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth show up, and Goldberg inadvertently backs Sting into referee Mickey Jay as Sting has him in a sleeper. Miss Elizabeth pulls out a can of mace and sprays Sting in the eyes, and Goldberg then hits the Spear followed by the Jackhammer for the win.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) apologize to Sid Vicious, and offers him the men in riot gear in case "Goldberg gets a little bit crazy." Rick Steiner shows up and confronts Sid briefly, then leaves. The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth come across "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan mopping a floor, then The Total Package steals one of his wet floor signs.

Kimberly finds a security guard, but the security guard is David Flair.

Mike Tenay interviews Vampiro, who is accompanied by The Misfits. He says this is no debut, and that being a misfit is a lifestyle when you go against the grain and everyone messes with you. As far as Buff Bagwell is concerned, he will find out just like Berlyn did that evil has a place in WCW and they are knocking on the door.

Vampiro and The Misfits attack Buff Bagwell before the next match.

Buff Bagwell beats Berlyn to advance in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, referee Johnny Boone is knocked down, and Berlyn gets on the apron and hits Vampiro with a chain wrapped around his fist. Buff Bagwell hits the Buff Blockbuster for the win. The Misfits then fight with Berlyn's bodyguard, then "Creative Control" show up and slam Berlyn in the guardrail before taking the boots to hiim. Berlyn is then carried to the back by his bodyguard.

The Total Package is lying on a wet floor, clutching at his knee with a wet fllor next to him.

The Total Package is on a stretcher, but the EMTs cannot find anything wrong with his knee.

Shane Douglas guests on commentary for the next match.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats Perry Saturn to advance in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, Asya distracts referee Mickey Jay, and Shane Douglas attacks Bret. Saturn then hits the Death Valley Driver, but Bret kicks out. Dean Malenko then runs in as Saturn distracts the ref. He attadcks Bret, but "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit then runs in and fights Malenko. Perry Saturn dives towards Malenko and Benoit and hits both of them, and Bret gets back in the ring. When Saturn gets back in with him, he falls victim to the Sharpshooter.

Kimberly meets with "Creative Control," wanting to talk to Vince Russo. They tell her to wait her turn like everyone else.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are in their locker room with the security guards. Not only is Nash still dressed up like The Grand Wizard, he also does his best Carnac the Magnificent impression with an envelope provided to him by one of the riot gear guards, saying the answer to the question in the envelope is "316." He then opens the envelope, with the question being "The number of times The Undertaker has worked a main event with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin."

The Total Package is now in a wheelchair.

Booker T shows up. He says he is not supposed to be here tonight, but he has a few things on his mind in the form of "Creative Control" and Jeff Jarrett. He tells them they know what happened last week, and they can either get in the ring with him right now or he can find them backstage himself and get them in the ring himself before beating their asses in front of the world. He also tells "Creative Control" that if they want to suspend his brother Stevie Ray, he can "suspend their damn lives." He then calls them all out for a Harlem Street Fight. Jeff Jarrett shows up with "Creative Control" and a guitar in his hand, and Jarrett guests on commentary while "Creative Control" deal with Booker T.

"Creative Control" beat Booker T in a Harlem Street Fight. During the match, Jarrett gets in the ring with his guitar, then a muscular woman gets in the ring, punches Jarrett in the mouth, and gets a guitar to the head in response.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are backstage with the riot squad.

Mike Tenay interviews The Total Package, who says that he cannot compete until further notice and that he cannot compete with Sid Vicious. He is then told that according to the powers that be, if he does not compete tonight, he is out of the tournament. The Total Package is livid.

The Revolution (Dean Malenko and Asya) beat The Filthy Animals (Rey Mysterio Jr. and Torrie Wilson) with a Texas Cloverleaf to Rey. During the match, Asya handcuffs Torrie Wilson to the turnbuckle, leaving Rey on his own. After the match, the rest of The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) rush into the ring to check on Rey and free Torrie from the handcuffs while Asya and Saturn celebrate with Shane Douglas.

Sid Vicious is seen with the riot squad on his way to the ring.

Kimberly is seen sobbing in a shower when David Flair shows up with a crowbar.

Miss Elizabeth brings The Total Package to the aisle in a wheelchair, and The Total Package tells Sid Vicious that they will have to square off another time as he is injured and has to get an MRI, and if all goes well, he will wrestle next week. Sting suddenly shows up and drags Miss Elizabeth away with a bat, then Sting pushes The Total Package towards the ring and gets him inside it with Sid. Sid stomps on The Total Package until Miss Elizabeth shows back up, but Sid puts Miss Elizabeth to the side and continues to attack The Total Package in the corner. Goldberg then shows up, and the riot squad who is supposed to protect Sid let him in the ring.

Before the next match, it is announced that a Cane Match between Vampiro and Berlyn is signed for Mayhem. "Screamin'" Norman Smiley guests on commentary as he will be facing the winner at Mayhem.

Brian Knobbs beats Bam Bam Bigelow by count-out in a hardcore match, despite the match being a hardcore match, and goes on to face "Screamin'" Norman Smiley at Mayhem. During the match, "Screamin'" Norman Smiley takes a microphone and commentates on the match from backstage for the viewers at home. Later on, a distraught Kimberly shows up, wanting Bigelow to protect her from David Flair. Bigelow leaves with Kimberly, and Brian Knobbs wins by count-out as Norman Smiley contends with Jimmy Hart and Knobbs with a steel pipe. Despite it being a hardcore match, Bigelow is counted out.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are accompanied by several men in riot gear on their way to the ring.

Bam Bam Bigelow and Kimberly look for David Flair backstage.

A riot squad lines the ring for the next match in case Goldberg shows up.

Scott Hall beats Lash LeRoux to advance in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. Before the match, it is announced that Ernest "The Cat" Miller will be out for another three to four weeks due to the injury from his match against Lash LeRoux last week. After the match, Kevin Nash asks the riot squad to get in the ring so that Goldberg does not get in the ring with him and Hall. As all the riot squad members leave, one of them stays in the ring. Kevin Nash gets a handful of powder and is about to toss it at him when the riot guard smacks it back into his face. He then removes his helmet to reveal himself as Goldberg, and Spears Scott Hall before Spearing Kevin Nash.

Jeff Jarrett beats Curt Hennig by count-out to advance in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, Jeff Jarrett goes for his signature reverse Russian leg sweep (now known as "The Stroke"), but Hennig pushes him into the referee. This allows "Creative Control" to attack Hennig after he lands a Hennigplex, and they throw him through the commentary table. Hennig grabs the floor mats to keep from being brought back into the ring, and even though he is counted out, he gets to keep his job. After the match, Jarrett hits Hennig with The Stroke.

Kimberly is seen backstage.

Tony Schiavone and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan are seen sitting in front of one monitor on commentary.

Kimberly shows up and calls out David Flair, saying she is done running from him and that this will end right now. If he wants her, she is in the ring, and whatever he wants to do, he will do it in front of all these people. David Flair shows up, crowbar in hand, but Bam Bam Bigelow gets David Flair from behind. David kicks him in the groin with a mule kick, then whacks Bigelow with the crowbar and chases after Kimberly. Kimberly climbs over the guardrail, and David chases her through the crowd.

David Flair is seen looking in the parking lot for Kimberly, who struggles to get in the driver's seat of her car. David Flair gets on top of the car and smashes the windows out with his crobar, and "Creative Control" scare him away. They tell her that the powers that be are ready to see her now.

Kevin Nash is the special guest referee for the next match, and he brings out the ladder which will be used in the match as he is surrounded by members of the riot squad. It is then announced that the powers that be have signed Kimberly into a match with David Flair at Mayhem.

Scott Hall retains the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship against Goldberg, Sid Vicious and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart in a Ladder Match with Kevin Nash as the special guest referee. During the match, Rick Steiner shows up and hits Sid Vicious with a Steiner Bulldog from the top rope before brawling with Goldberg. Bret goes up the ladder and grabs the United States title, but Nash hits him with a nightstick and hands the title to Scott Hall to help him retain the title.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 8, 1999

RAW

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin shows up to start tonight's show. Last week on SmackDown, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hit him in the face with the WWF Championship, and he does not like to get hit in the face with the WWF Championship. We see the footage of what happened on SmackDown again, then Austin calls Vince out. Vince shows up, saying it was a mistake, and Austin tells Vince to think really about what he is going to say about him as the fans in the arena are calling him an asshole, and he wants to know if he is a lying asshole or an honest asshole. Vince says everybody makes mistakes as the microphone cuts in and out, and Vince has to change his microphone. Austin hands him another microphone, then takes the one cutting in and out into the fans. Vince screams at Austin that that was a $10,000 microphone, and Austin tells Vince that if he raises his voice at him again, he'll toss him into the crowd just like that. Vince says that he does not appreciate being called an asshole, regardless of whether he is honest or not, and tells Austin that this was indeed an accident and that lightning can strike twice. Austin asks the crowd to give him a hell yeah if they want to see him beat Vince's ass, as he does not believe him, but Vince says he will prove that was not a mistake by making himself the special guest referee for the Triple Threat Match for the WWF Championship at Survivor Series. Suddenly, The Rock shows up, and tells Vince that if he wants to be the special guest referee, then he smells what he is cooking and that it smells like the biggest pile of bullcrap he has ever seen. He admits he and Austin do not agree on much, but they do agree on never, ever trusting a roody poo candy ass. Vince's microphone starts acting up again, and Austin tosses it into the crowd before handing his mike to Vince. Vince says that if they do not believe that was an accident, then The Rock costing Austin the WWF Championship must be an accident and that it is an accident that Triple H is champion, too. Triple H shows up, and he says everyone is in agreement that all three men in the ring are a bunch of screw-ups who have made mistakes, but the only one who does not make mistakes is him, as he has beaten every one of them and there have been no mistakes or accidents about it, as he is that damn good. At Survivor Series, it will not make a difference if Vince is the special guest referee or if it is a Triple Threat Match, as he will walk out as WWF Champion. Triple H then tells Vince that if he gets in his face tonight, it will be the biggest mistake of his life. Austin says the only mistake being made is Triple H entering the ring at Survivor Series, as he is going to get his ass whipped.

Al Snow and Mankind are confronted backstage by The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) make fun of the Al Snow action figure controversy by saying that Head is a decapitated woman's head and that Al Snow is a serial killer. Referees and officlas have to separate both teams before it can get violent.

Before the next match, "Road Dogg" Jesse James says that it is said that Al Snow beats women and decapitates them, and that his action figure has been removed from Wal-Mart store shelves like they will remove the tag team titles from his and Mankind's waists.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat Al Snow and Mankind to win the WWF Tag Team Championships for the fifth time. During the match, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is both seen and heard backstage telling someone that if D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) get involved in anything else tonight, "it will be their ass." Later on in the match, Val Venis attacks Mankind at ringside, distracting referee Earl Hebner as Snow hits Road Dogg with the Snow Plow. Billy Gunn hits Snow with a steel chair and rolls Road Dogg on top of Snow, giving them the tag team titles once again.

Michael Cole interviews The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn), who take the microphone away from Cole so that X-Pac can brag that he will beat The Rock's ass tonight while Triple H tells WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to stick his head in his ass as he moons him, and says that D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn) does what they want when they want. He says that if Vince has a problem with that, he can kiss his ass.

Kevin Kelly interviews Mankind and Al Snow. Snow says his mind is somewhere due to the action figure controversy, and says his mother gets calls about him all the time to the point that she is worried about him.

Before the next match, The Godfather offers his hos to Val Venis, saying they will toss his salad, pack his fudge, puff his fatty and call him daddy. Val Venis takes the hos, then turns around and gets a cheap shot on The Godfather.

The Godfather beats Val Venis by count-out after Mankind shows up and brawls with Val Venis into the crowd. After the match, the hos celebrate with referee Tim White.

Michael Hayes interviews Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, as well as WWF co-owners Shane and Linda McMahon. Linda is so happy and proud for both Test and Stephanie, and she welcomes Test into their family with open arms. Shane says that this marriage has his total blessing.

Lilian Garcia regretfully announces that Big Show's father, Paul Wight Sr., has passed away after a valiant battle with cancer over the weekend. Private services will be held this weekend, and the bell is tolled ten times in his memory. As everyone stands up, The Big Boss Man suddenly shows up after the sixth toll, and says they should not start the grieving process without him, as he has feelings too. It pains him that Big Show's father has passed away, and he reads a sympathy card. "With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked, I'm sorry to hear your dad finally croaked. He lived a full life on his own terms, soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms. But if I can have a son as stupid as you, I'd wish for cancer so I could die, too. So be brave and be strong, get your life back on track, 'cause the old bastard's dead and he ain't never coming back."

Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle is coming to the World Wrestling Federation!

Edge, Christian and The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) beat The British Bulldog and The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs). The Mean Street Posse are seen wearing Minnesota Golden Gophers jerseys and ballcaps, as the Golden Gophers have gotten an upset win over the Penn State Nittany Lions with a last-minute field goal over the weekend. After the match, all eight men continue to brawl, and referees and officials have to restore order.

Triple H and WWF CHairman Vince McMahon are seen getting in each others' face backstage, with .

We see footage from earlier today where Chris Jericho is at Beaver Stadium at Penn State University, and says Penn State has not embarrassed themselves in the same way that WWF has done so by making a woman the Intercontinental Champion. He tells Chyna that if she has the balls - "and judging by how [she ]looks, [she] has two huge ones" - she will hand the Intercontinental Championship over to him and save herself a beating at his hands.

WAR ZONE

We see some footage of The Rock's photo shoot for People Magazine.

Before the next match, The Rock tells X-Pac that if he wants to come down the aisle with a can of Hansen's Energy Drink, he will take the can, dump out the contents and replace it with monkey piss, then turn it sideways and stick it straight up his candy ass.

The Rock beats X-Pac. During the match, The Rock inadvertently hop tosses X-Pac over the guardrail and into referee Earl Hebner during a brawl in the crowd. X-Pac hits The Rock with a low blow and steel chair shot, but The Rock kics out as it takes a while for Hebner to get back into the ring. X-Pac goes for the X Factor, but The Rock hits a Rock Bottom to win the match. After the match, the rest of D-Generation X (Triple H, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) attack The Rock, and WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up after Triple H hits The Rock with a Pedigree. Vince tells Triple H that this is between the two of them and that he does not need Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac. The rest of D-Generation X leaves the ring, and Vince says that Tripel H did not like it when he made himself the special guest referee for the WWF Championship Triple Threat Match at Survivor Series, and says he won't like what he has in store ronight. Tonight, Triple H will be defending the WWF Championship against Test, and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon will be special guest referee while he will be special guest timekeeper. Also, if D-Generation X comes within 50 feet of the ring, Triple H will be stripped of the WWF Championship and Test will win the title. An angry Triple H is about to fight Vince when The Rock gets back in the ring, hits Triple H with the Rock Buttom and hits him with The People's Elbow.

Backstage, D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are frustrated with WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, and Road Dogg tells Triple H that if he is to beat Vince, he will have to outthink him.

Chyna and Miss Kitty show up. Chyna tells Chris Jericho that the worst thing he could do at Survivor Series is look across the ring and see him as just a woman. Suddenly, Stevie Richards shows up dressed like Elvis Presley trying to hit on her by singing horribly. Suddenly, Chris Jericho shows up and kicks Stevie Richards in the groin before tossing him out of the ring and shoving Miss Kitty. Chyna and Jericho go at it, and referees have to pull of them apart. Both Chyna and Jericho manages to escape their corners while being held back to go at it a few more times.

At a nearby bar, The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) are seen watching the show when they get some female companionship.

Al Snow is seen calling him mom in the locker room, telling him what is going on considering the action figure comentary, and says he was unable to buy his action figure at Wal-Mart, but was able to buy a shotgun and live ammo. Mankind shows up, bearing gifts in the form of WWF The Music, Volume 4 as well as Head, who has not been seen in months.

Kane beats The Big Boss Man by disqualification after Prince Albert interferes as Tori watches the match on a monitor from backstage. Albert gets choke slammed, then The Big Boss mNa attacks Kane with his nightstick.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) are still at the bar with the woman from earlier. The woman's boyfriend shows up and tells them to keep his hands off his girlfriend, then yanks her away.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) plot a way to outsmart Vince, saying that Vince cannot outsmart all of them at once.

Before the next match, Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) start speaking in trendy language, saying that they will beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly).

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) beats Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) when Grandmaster Sexay distracts referee Teddy Long.

Faarooq and Bradshaw (The Acolytes) watch the friends of the guy from earlier call them "fake wrasslers" and say they pretend to be tough. After the commercial break, they threaten to beat The Acolytes' asses, which does not fare very well for them at all as they and the guy from earlier all get destroyed. The girl they met follows them out of the bar, and Bradshaw says "No wonder Minnesota beat your ass!"

Triple H retains the WWF Championship by count-out. At the beginning of the match, special guest referee Shane McMahon makes two fast counts in an attempt to screw Triple H out of the WWF Championship, and special guest timekeeper Vince McMahon tosses Triple H back into the ring as soon as he comes out. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen watching the match on a monitor from backstage, as is The Rock. Later on in the match, Shane asks Vince how much time is left in the match as Triple H pins Test following a Pedigree, and Triple H attacks both of them mercilessly. Vince grabs the WWF Championship and smacks Triple H in the face with the WWF Championship before placing Test on top of Triple H and getting Shane to make the count. Triple H kicks out after all of this, and as Test goes up for a top rope elbow drop, "Road Dogg" Jesse James is on the TitanTron. He opens a door, where "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn and X-Pac are seen doing something to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon. Vince, Shane and Test run to the back, and Triple H wins by count-out. After the match, Vince makes it to D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn) locker room, but the room is empty.

November To Remember 1999 - The Results

Joey Styles and Cyrus welcome everyone to the show. Cyrus is wearing a rubber glove as Buffalo, New York is the bacteria capital of the United States, and if he were to work here every night, he would live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada and drive in. He then announces that he is back on pay-per-view. Just when the show is about to kick off, "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner shows up, and the crowd cheers for him when he makes one of his sexual one-liners as he introduces himself. Gertner feels slighted that he is on ECW on TNN, but not on November To Remember. Cyrus step back and lets him have his spot on commentary, but suddenly Taz shows up. The crowd chants "You sold out!" at Taz. Taz says that none of his phone calls have been returned and that he has shown up at 3 o'clock, and asks "Where's the goddamn heat?" Joey tells him he called him, but Taz calls him a lying bastard and says he tried to punk him out by implying two weeks ago on ECW on TNN by implying that he choked Rob Van Dam out and "Pearl Harbored" him. He then asks how he is supposed to lock in the Katahajime, then says he seized the opportunity and he doesn't care if anybody likes it because he does what he wants how he wants. He says that since Joey tried to punk him out, he wants to fight him. The crowd chants "Fuck him up, Joey, fuck him up!" Taz then says that 5,000 "ungrateful, piece of shit sons of bitches" want to see Joey kick his ass, and tells Joey to bring it. Joey laughs and apologizes for it, but Taz then takes this as being seen as a comedian who is there to make him laugh. Joey apologizes for offending Taz, but Taz figures Joey "had the nuts" to offend here. Joey says he cannot win in this situation, and says sorry again, but Taz takes this as Joey saying he can win against him. He calls Joey "a disrespectful son of a bitch" and gives him three seconds to get out of the ring before he splatters his brains in the ring, and if ECW wants to fire him, then he can only be so lucky. Taz then looks at Joel Gertner, who is having fun with the crowd at this point, then puts his sunglasses in his jacket and says to him "You think it's funny, fat shit?" and says Gertner was sitting next to him when he implied that he hooked RVD from behind, and says he didn't stop him because he's "a bitch." He gives Gertner the same three seconds, but Gertner makes the mistake of turning his back to Taz as he leaves and Taz hooks the Katahajime on him. Taz then tells RVD that in a little while, he will find out why he held all the titles in ECW and RVD didn't. Cyrus then thanks Taz, but Taz tells Cyrus "No, thank you."

Before the next match, Simon Diamond says he has a problem, and says it is a sad day when two clean-cut, all-American good looking guys cannot hang out and be friends without hearing "derogatory comments from you neanderthals." After Dick Hertz removes his robe, he rubs his shoulders. Simon says he didn't say he could do that, then says "Simon says, 'wish Simon good luck.'" Dick says "Go get 'em...tiger," then slaps him on the ass. Simon says he didn't say he could do that, but he will "let Dick slide this time." He then tells everyone to look at his Dick, saying is is huge and vascular. Suddenly, Jazz shows up, grabs the microphone and tells Simon she is sick and tired of him having a problem in every town they go to, then slaps him in the face. Simon falls victim to the Jazz Stinger, but Dick Hertz grabs Jazz and decimates her. Simon says "Simon says you're dead by my giant killer," which seemingly summons Spike Dudley. Spike hits the Acid Drop on Dick Hertz, then Simon attacks him from behind.

Spike Dudley beats Simon Diamond, then The Full Blooded Italians (Little Guido and Big Sal E. Graziano) run into the ring and attack Spike Dudley. After Big Sal splashes Spike, Nova shows up, leaves over Little Guido and hit Big Sal E. Graziano from behind with a double axe handle before hitting Little Guido with a spinebuster, immediately starting the next match.

Little Guido beats Nova after interference from Big Sal E. Graziano. After the match, Nova also falls victim to a Big Sal splash after Little Guido drops a couple of elbows. Suddenly, Chris Candio returns and takes out Big Sal, then "Dastardly" Danny Doring and Roadkill show up and immediately overpower Chris Chetti.

Before the next match, Steve Corino says all the fans in the arena and everyone watching at home knows that when you have a three-way dance, you have to have "the god of the three-way dance in it." He says everyone knows that Japanese wrestlers are the smartest wrestlers in the entire world, and that he and Tajiri have beaten Super Crazy so many times that it will be very easy. He also says that if Jerry Lynn can waddle out to the ring and stop complaining about every broken toenail and big toe he has, he will find out why Tajiri is the true king of the three-way.

Jerry Lynn beats Super Crazy and Tajiri in a three-way dance. After the match, Steve Corino puts the boots to Jerry Lynn and starts attacking him, but Lynn drop kicks Jack Victory off of the apron and hits COrino with a cradle piledriver.

Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull, P.N. News) beat Axl Rotten, Balls Mahoney and New Jack after Angel hits New Jack in the back of the head with a guitar. The rest of Da Baldies have to help Angel to the back after the match.

We see Bill Alfonso and Sabu. Alfonso says that in just a few minutes, Sabu will get in the ring and do what he does best. Sometimes, the wrestlers are bigger than life, and Sabu is definitely bigger than life and fights harder than anyone else he has seen in his entire life. He tells Chris Candido to be ready for the fight of his life, because Sabu lost his best friend and he is dedicating his match and the entire pay-per-view to Ticho and his family.

Sabu beats Chris Candido with the Camel Clutch. During the match, Tammy Lynn Sytch holds Sabu's leg as he goes up top, but Bill Alfonso pulls Tammy off and puts here on a table that Sabu has set up. Candido pushes Tammy off the table, but Sabu leg drops him through the tabe. After an Arabian Facebuster with a chair, Sabu locks in the Camel Clutch for the fourth time iun the match and wins it.

We see Masato Tanaka on the treadmill. He says that tonight, he will become the ECW World Heavyweight Champion. We then hear from Judge Jeff Jones. Even though Mike Awesome has lost to him on two separate occasions, he will beat him tonight as "no big-headed challenger from Japan will come to the United States and beat a champion." He sentences Tanaka to a severe and brutal defeat at the hands of Mike Awesome, who tells Tanaka he will break his back.

We see footage from earlier today of Lou E. Dangerously getting carried out by security after trying to fire somebody as he yells at someone else on a cell phone.

Mike Awesome retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Masato Tanaka.

Rob Van Dam retains the ECW World Television Championship against Taz. Both Taz and RVD have a word after the match, then Taz walks away.

Rhino and The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) beat "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer, Raven and The Sandman after Raven hits The Sandman with a Singapore cane before turning his back on him and sabotaging Dreamer throughout the match.

ECW returns to pay-per-view on January 9, 2000 with Guilty As Charged!

Extreme Nation - ECW on TNN recap for November 5, 1999

The show begins with footage of Raven and "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer vs. The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) following a catfight between Francine and Dawn Marie which ends when Dreamer grabs Dawn Marie. Suddenly, Dreamer is attacked by Rhino, who is revealed to be The Impact Players' mystery partner on Sunday night. Raven is about to hit Rhino with an Evenflow DDT, but Raven and Dreamer get hit with a Singapore Cane by Justin Credible. As The Impact Players finish off Raven and Dreamer, the lights go out as the three-count is about to happen. When the lights come back on, The Sandman - formerly Hak in WCW and now back in ECW for the first time since last year - suddenly shows up with a Singapore Cane in one hand and a beer in the other. The crowd goes wild as The Sandman drinks a beer, then Sandman goes through the crowd and into the ring. Jason gets a Singapore cane to the head, and Justin Credible ahs to be held back by multiple men. Jack Victory and Steve Corino also get caned, then Dreamer flips around on the ring ropes while Raven sits in the ring, his head bloodied. Raven then gets up while Dreamer gets in the ring, then Raven extends his arms and leaves before Sandman looks through the crowd. Dreamer and Francine are also in the ring with him, and Sandman offers Dreamer a beer. Dreamer takes the beer, Sandman pulls out another one, and they both down a cold one. Francine also gets a swig of beer as well, then Dreamer and Sandman embrace while the crowd chants "E-C-Dub."

ECW is live at Fan Fest '99 at the Broadway Market at 999 Broadway in Buffalo, New York from 1 PM to 4 PM on November 6th. There will be a meet and greet with the ECW stars, an opportunity to purchase tickets for November To Remember the following night, and also get autographs and buy ECW merchandise. The following night, November To Remember will take place at the Burt Flickenger Center At ECC in Buffalo, New York.

Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull) are in the ring, with DeVito and Skull carrying steel chairs. They say that there are two things they do not have: hair and patience. They call out Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten so they can show them who the hardcore chair swinging freaks really are. Axl and Balls show up with steel chairs in their own, and the match begins. Shortly after Skull takes a steel chair shot to the head, P.N. News shows up and attacks Axl and Balls. All of a sudden, New Jack shows up with a garbage can full of weapons and starts fighting Da Baldies single-handedly until Angel staples New Jack in the eye with a staple gun. Security tries to restore order, and Axl and Balls try to check on New Jack along with EMTs as he is bleeding out of his eye.

It is announced that Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney have demanded that they face The Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull, P.N. News) at November To Remember. New Jack has also stated that he will be there as well.

Da Baldies (Angel, Tony Devito, Skull, P.N. News) are seen in the streets. Tony DeVito says people used to walk the streets in fear, but now they have taken the neighborhood from New Jack. Skull says New Jack's name is not heard on the streets anymore, and says he went soft. Angel says New Jack - whom he cannot believe let Da Baldies "play him like that," - said he was a tough guy and that the street would eat them alive, but now the streets belong to Da Baldies.

Before the next match, Spike Dudley swaps glasses with a female fan who looks just like him. Little Guido leaves the ring and snatches the glasses away, then stomps on them in the ring. Not surprisingly, Spike Dudley starts beating the crap out of Little Guido, starting the next match early.

Super Crazy beats Spike Dudley and Little Guido in a three-way dance.

We hear from ECW superstars just before November To Remember. Danny Doring cries over the sudden departure of Miss Congeniality before declaring he is single again.

Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for November 4, 1999

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) watch the things they did and laugh about it while bragging about everything and trash-talking their opposition. Some footage of lions in sexual intercourse is unintentionally part of the clip show. When they get to the part where Jim Ross called WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hitting WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship by saying he hoped that was accidental, Triple H says "He's gettin' smart."

Mankind and Al Snow beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) to become the WWF Tag Team Champions! Val Venis is seen watching the match on a monitor backstage. Before the match starts, it is announced that Sabrena Parton, a professor at Kennesaw State University, complained that Head was a "decapitated woman's head" that sent an inappropriate message about violence towards women and "is a gruesome toy that sends a bad message to kids" in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution in a horribly un-researched and misinformed rant. Parton was quoted as saying "What kind of message would this toy send children about brutalization of women?" The article goes on to ask if playing with a "woman's severed head serves as a training manual for future spousal abusers" and states that "the most obvious conclusion is that the package contains a female victim who did not survive her encounter with the muscled figures who surround her." Because of the backlash, Wal-Mart has pulled the action figure from store shelves.

Jim Ross is seen talking to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Austin talks about how Jim Ross called WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hitting WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship by saying he hoped that was accidental. Jim Ross says he spoke too soon and that he was thinking back to the Vince of old, saying that a lot of things the old Vince did were not coincidental. Austin accepts his apology.

Al Snow and Mankind celebrate their tag team title victory with the rest of the tag team division. They may not champagne, but they have whole milk. Mankind leaves the locker room, saying he has business he has to finish.

It is announced that the wedding of Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon will be on Raw November 29th.

D'Lo Brown beats Test. During the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) are seen watching from the stage and talking about Test, saying he has "ass warts" and "flamingo legs." Later in the match, D'Lo Brown lands awkwardly and blows out his left knee after a top rope double ax handle, but when Test tries to pick him up, D'Lo Brown gets him in an inside cradle for the win. The Mean Street Posse leaves, then Test and the referee help D'Lo Brown up before Test leaves.

Mankind meets The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw), who tell him that Val Venis has already left the building. Meanwhile, Jim Ross talks to The Rock in the locker room. The Rock mentions how Jim Ross called WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hitting WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship by saying he hoped that was accidental, and wants to know what he meant by that. Just like with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Jim Ross says he spoke too soon and that he was thinking back to the Vince of old, saying that a lot of things the old Vince did were not coincidental. The Rock tells Jim Ross that if he is lying, he will stick his cowboy hat up his candy ass.

The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Too Cool ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher, now going by "Grandmaster Sexay," and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor, now going by "Scotty 2 Hotty"). At one point in the match, Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty grab at Terri Runnels' behind. Later on in the match, Terri Runnels distracts Scotty 2 Hotty, who moonwalks over to her only to get slapped in the face, allowing The Hardys to get the win.

Mankind is in the parking garage with The Godfather's hos, who tell him that Val Venis sometimes hangs out at Delilah's Pleasure Bar and Pinky's. As the hos talk about how hot he is as he walks away, one of the women asks if he bathes, then Mankind is seen scratching his butt as he leaves.

Tori, who is accompanied by Kane, is seen backstage with Jim Ross. He tells both of them that he spoke too soon and that he was speaking out of his head when WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hit WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship. Kane is accepting of Jim Ross' explanation, and he leaves along with Tori.

Olympic Gold medalist Kurt Angle is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation!

A black limousine is seen entering the building, and WWF Chairman Vince McMahon steps out of it.

Edge beats The British Bulldog by disqualification after Joey Abs breaks up a pinfall when Christian hits Bulldog with a DDT behind the referee's back. During the match, The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) show up, and after the match, they and Christan fight off The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) and toss them out of the ring. The British Bulldog retains the WWF European Championship.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon confronts Jim Ross for accidentally implying that he hit his son WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship, and Jim Ross apologizes and tells him what he has told everyone else: that it was a mistake as well as an accident. Vince accepts his apology.

At Delilah's Pleasure Bar, Mankind finds the manager, who tells him that Val Venis has not been at the establishment all night. Mankind tries to bribe the manager with a $1 bill, but a dancer takes it and offers Mankind a dance. Mankind says he would love to, but he is afraid that she would hurt herself on his tag team title. He leaves, and takes the $1 bill with him.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) shows up. Triple H says it seems to him that the world cannot get enough of them, and that the entire world is in love with D-Generation X. He cannot blame everybody, as they are the coolest guys here, they have beaten everyone, and when they say they are going to do something, they do it. On Raw, the world got to see them in all their glory as Road Dogg kicked the living hell out of the Rock, X-Pac beat the living hell out of Kane and Billy Gunn split the eye of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin open with one shot of his fist. He tells the rest of DX that they are great, but the coup de grace and the best part of the show had to be the WWF Championship match. As a treat to DX as well as the fans, they are going to take a look at the match, where they brag about WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hitting WWF co-owner Shane McMahon in the head with the WWF Championship. He then brings up Jim Ross saying that he hoped that Vince did not hit Shane with the WWF Championship was an accident, then brings the fans up to date on the best-kept secret in wrestling today, and brings out the newest member of D-Generation X: Vince McMahon. Billy Gunn is seen holding up a DX jersey with "VINCE 69" on one side, then Vince shows up, unimpressed with what is going on. He asks the fans if he should join DX, then tells DX something. Triple H, irritated with Vince's microphone being cut off, screams "For the love of Christ, it's a billion-dollar company on the stock market, the stock's going through the friggin' roof, and we can't get a mike that works?" The crowd erupts with thunderous applause, and Triple H says that is one more reason why Vince should be with them, because they will always have "a stick that performs." Vince says he would rather join World Championship Wrestling than join DX, and tells them that he hopes they had all their fun on Monday and that they have more fun tonight, because in the ring, DX will compete in a Survivor Series Eight-Man Elimination Match against WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, Kane, The Rock, and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. DX is livid. He then salutes them, then flips the microphone in the air tells DX to suck it by giving them the crotch chop.

It is announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be on SmackDown next week.

Mankind is seen in the peep show section of an adult establishment, and take in some entertainment as he looks for Val Venis.

Before the next match, The Godfather's hos are about to take off their "Just Say Ho!" shirts when Chris Jericho shows up. He tells The Godfather that pimpin' ain't easy...to watch. He says nobody came to see a bunch of scantily clad women dance; instead, they came to see him. Also, just like nobody wants to see a cowardly woman as champion, everybody wants to see him. He tells Chyna that after their match at Survivor Series, he will make her his personal ho. He says she is excited about it, as she has a sexual crush on him, and asks if you can blame her with his kind of face. He also says that Chyna likes to lay on her back as she has slept with half the boys in the locker room already; however, her dream of a lifetime will come true after Survivor Series when he is dirty and sweaty and he makes Chyna get on her knees, pucker up and kiss the Intercontinental title, saying she will never, ever forget it.

The Godfather beats Chris Jericho. Chyna and Miss Kitty are seen watching the match on a monitor backstage. Later on in the match, Stevie Richard shows up dressed as a ho, and he and the hoes get in the ring, drag Tim White away and allow for Stevie to hit Jericho with a Stevie Kick. The Godfather then hits the Ho Train and stacks Jericho up for the win. After the match, the hos celebrate with Tim White.

Lilian Garcia interviews Stevie Richards, who asks who would not think the world of Chyna, as she is muscular, athletic, has a nice tan and can wrestle, saying "she's one big piece of ass." He predicts that Chyna will beat Chris Jericho at Survivor Series.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon talk about the Survivor Series Eight-Man Elimination Match as Vince looks for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Mankind is seen leaving the adult entertainment establishment only to see a tow truck take his car away.

WWF chairman Vince McMahon finds "Stone Cold" Steve Austin enter his dressing room, but when he gets there, the door is locked.

Al Snow is seen still celebrating his tag team title win when he is attacked from behind by Val Venis, who tells him that it would be in Mankind's best interest if he finds him before he finds Mankind. He then leaves the locker room and thanks The Godfather's hos for sending the message, proving that Mankind was sent on a wild goose chase around town all along.

WWF chairman Vince McMahon looks for Kane, and gets Tori when he knocks on the door of Kane's dressing room. He tells Tori to tell Kane that he wishes him luck in the eight-man elimination match tonight.

The Big Boss Man vs. Big Show ends in a no-contest when the match gets out of control, and after the match's end, The Big Boss Man gets choke slammed. Prince Albert runs into the ring, but he fares no better and also eats a choke slam. Officials try to restore order, but Dave Hebner goes for a ride, as does Sgt. Slaughter and Tony Garea. Referees run in, but when Big Show gets his hand up in the air, they all scatter.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon comes across The Rock, who simply tells Vince "The Rock smells it."

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat Shane McMahon, Kane, The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in a Survivor Series Eight-Man Elimination Match, with Triple H the sole survivor. During the match, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up to watch the match from ringside. Later on in the match, with Triple H and Austin the only two men left iin the match, Vince brings in a steel chair, but Triple H takes it. Vince then grabs the WWF Championship and tries to hit Triple H with it, but he hits Austin instead, giving Triple H the win. After the match, Austin is immensely peeved with Vince, and Triple H gets back in the ring and hits Austin from behind with the WWF Championship.

Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for November 1, 1999

Backstage, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are confronted by Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, who is now on crutches and calls them the two biggest pieces of scum he has ever seen. Kevin Nash says Bret should be happy that they helped him win the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship, but Bret says this is not how he does business and that he does not need their help to win. He tells them to stay out of his business.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up. Bret says he did not build his reputation by screwing people, and that he watched the footage of last week's match and it is obvious to him that Goldberg got screwed. He says there is a lot of scum running around in the back, such as The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and Sid Vicious, and tells them that as far as he is concerned, Goldberg is the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship and that he does not want to win a title like he did last week. Suddenly, Sid shows up, saying the title does not belong to Goldberg and that it belongs to him, and what Bret does not know is that at Halloween Havoc, the referee stopped the match at his discretion. If Bret thinks for a second that a little blood will make him quit, he is mistaken, and that he has proof that Goldberg said he quit, which he will show off later on. Right now, he wants something that belongs to him, and that it is the United States title. Sid tells Bret "Screw you," to which Sid replies "Screw your crippled ass." He then clotheslines Bret to the mat and takes the boots to him, then The Outsiders show up as Sid is about to powerbomb Bret. The Outsiders stop Sid, hand him the United States title and raise Sid's hand. Sid leaves as Nash and Hall continue to mess with Bret.

A steel cage is situated high above the ring.

Group 3 of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament is "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit vs. Dean Malenko, Madusa vs. Evan Karagias, Scott Hall vs. Sid Vicious, and "The Cat" Ernest Miller vs. Lash LeRoux. Madusa has been given another chance in the tournament by "the powers that be." Group 4 is Buff Bagwell vs. Stevie Ray, Vampiro vs. Berlyn, Disco Inferno vs. Curt Hennig, and Booker T vs. Jeff Jarrett.

Perry Saturn and Torrie Wilson show up in the building. Torrie runs away to get away from him, Shane Douglas and Dean Malenko, but Asya is nearby, and she grabs her and brings her back.

The WCW Talking Arena is now available!

Vampiro beats Berlyn to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, members of rock group The Misfits show up and lie in wait from ringside, and when Berlyn runs into the referee during an Irish Whip, Berlyn's bodyguard gets involved only for The Misfits to stop him, allowing Vampiro to knock the bodyguard's lights out with a steel chair. Vampiro goes back into the ring and goes for a top rope drop kick, and as Berly ngains momentum in the match, The Misfits trip Berlyn and grab onto his legs, allowing Vampiro the win. After the match, Berlyn starts speaking in English for the first time and says "No more! Screw Berlyn! From now on, screw USA!"

Backstage, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) discuss Nash not being able to accompany Nash to the ring tonight, and offers to be his promoter to give him a downside guarantee. Hall thinks Nash is high.

Meanwhile, Torrie Wilson is in a cage, thanks to The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn), and the shark cage is being carried around by a forklift.

The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn) shows up. Shane says that if the fans want a revolution, then they will change the world. He then tells The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) get their knives out of their tires and make it to the building, they will have an offer for them that they cannot refuse. Saturn tells Eddie that he is not done with him yet, and he proposes putting the key to the shark cage on a pole and facing off in a Key on a Pole Match. If Eddie gets the key, Torrie is free; if he gets the key, he gets to scale her. Malenko tells "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit says he has his friendship "right here," and says Benoit has been too soft and nothing but a puss, and tonight, it is his ass that is going to be crippled. Benoit shows up, mentions that The Revoution seems to have developed a cage fetish, and tells them to look up where the steel cage is, and tells Malenko he will be locked up with him. Just like he extended his hand in friendship to him, he will find out what "silent but violent" is all about.

Kevin Nash gets a makeover from a make-up artist.

This week's Mayhem winner is Kyle Hudgins from Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) make it into the building. When an arena security guard asks for passes, they beat him up.

Mike Tenay interviews Kimberly, who is surrounded by The Nitro Girls. Kimberly says that Diamond Dallas Page has suffered a chipped collar bone, a chipped sternum and chipped ribs, and has no idea when he will be able to come back to work. She says that The Nitro Girls are here in this interview because she has had a lot on her mind, and tells them they have had a lot of fun together and that they mean so much to her. However, it is time for her to leave the group, as she has more important business to take care of right now. Kimberly seems distressed as she walks away.

In the Mayhem Match of the Week, "The Ragin' Cajun" Lash LeRoux beats Ernest "The Cat" Miller (who is back early following an ACL injury and now surrounded by beautiful women and is no longer accompanied by Sonny Onoo) by submission to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament.

Mike Tenay interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart. He says The Outsiders and Sid Vicious are the lowest scum on the earth, and that they willing to stoop to any low to get to the top. By the end of the night, someone is going to pay, and he tells Sid he doesn't get mad, he gets even, and he will get even before the night is over.

The Nitro Girls try to stick together, but it becomes evident that there is no clear leader and a tiff begins to form between tjem.

Backstage, The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) are getting footage of Miss Elizabeth in the dressing room with The Total Package. They are talking about the tournament (and it becomes obvious that tha audio is ahead of the video by a few seconds). We then see the production crew at work.

We see "The Living Legend" Larry Zbyszko interview Scott Steiner, who has been out of action for months. Scott Steiner says that a year-and-a-half ago, he hurt his back and came back form it, but he had to have three screws in his shoulder and he had to wear a brace that made him lean to the left, which upset three ruptured discs. Ever since that shoulder surgery, he has been in severe pain. He tried to avoid surgery by any means possible, and had six epidurals which gave him headaches and nerve blocks and never worked as the pain kept coming back. Surgery ended up being his only option left. The doctors told him he should be fine after a dissectomy. Right now, he cannot do anything for the next three weeks and that all he can do is take it easy, try to walk and lie down a lot. After that, he will go to rehab, and eight to ten weeks later, he will see the doctors again and go from there. He hopes to come back to professional wrestling, but he does not feel great right now, and he can only go by what the doctor tells him and hope that he is right.

We see a performance by The Nitro Girls, which quickly turns into a catfight between Spice and AC Jazz.

Mike Tenay interviews Buff Bagwell, who says that he is sick and tired of being burned by the powers that be. He thought his ship had come in, but it is the bottom floor of the TitanTron. He refuses to sink, and as long as the powers that be line them up, he will knock them down.

A disguised Kevin Nash is on a cell phone, pretending to be a promoter.

AC Jazz and Whisper continue their fight backstage in front of the other Nitro Girls.

Before the next math, Stevie Ray - carrying a leather strap - tells Buff Bagwell not to celebrate too early, as the powers that be have informed him he is not the chosen one. He says this is just business, and tonight, they have a strap match. Buff wants to know if this is a surprise from the powers that be, but Stevie Ray says he has to do what he has to do.

Buff Bagwell beats Stevie Ray by disqualification to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament after "Creative Control" - the two men in the suits - shows up and tries to attack Bagwell.

Mike Tenay interviews Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett tells Tenay not to get slappy with him, as he has the stroke and can have him flipping burgers at Burger King tomorrow morning. As far as Miss Elizabeth is concerned, he did not take her out with his guitar and does not appreciate The Total Package accusing him of hurting her. Tonight, he will get his public apology out of him, one way or another, as he has the corner on the booking market around her. If he does not apologize to him, he will put him on the first Lex Express right out of town.

Kevin Nash shows up in his promoter disguise. He thanks the fans for their warm and kind hospitality. Even though he is a promoter and the most powerful man in sports entertainment today, the fans can rest assured that everything he does, he does for the fans. He says it is true, and that he is a very knowledgeable man, hence why he is called "VKM." (Although he does not say the letters, he does motion the letters with his free hand, with "VKM" very obviously being a reference to WWF Chairman Vince McMahon.) He has single-handedly built sports entertainment, and asks not to be called an asshole, saying the fans are assholes. Unlike "Billionaire Ted," he did not buy his way to the top; instead, he borrowed money and stepped on everybody on his way to the top. Because of stock optons, he is now a billionaire, and he put everyone out of business until he was the only show in town. In any event, he stands in the room with a guarantee that that his cash cow - whom he will push as a babyface until the fans regurgitate him - is the roughest and toughest in WCW and will someday work the main event with Jeff Jarrett. He claims that this person is clean, sober and has more than one catchphrase. That man is Scott Hall. Hall shows up, and Nash nearly loses his wig. He says that he is not following this act, as the party polie in WCW have told him that he is out o fhere after one more strike and he is not going back to WWF. Since the promoter looks so much like Vine McMahon, he asks him who picks his clothes out. He then tells "all the boys up north" that he has their attitude "right here" as he gives a "down there"-style crotch chop.

Backstage, Miss Elizabeth and The Total Package encounter Meng, and The Total Package tells Meng that Jeff Jarrett has said negative things about how he has shattered the "island boy" myth and how it took so long for him to beat Madusa. The Total Package holds up a banana and says that Jarrett is even passing bananas out, and Meng takes it out of his hand and puts as much of it into his mouth as possible.

Mike Tenay interviews Curt Hennig. Hennig says then when he retires, it will be his decision and his decision alone. The powers that be may be trying to get rid of him, but he will save his job and win the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.

Curt Hennig's father, Larry "The Axe" Hennig, is seen in the front row for the next match.

Curt Hennig beats Disco Inferno by count-out to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. During the match, Larry "The Axe" Hennig gets to punch Disco Inferno in the face. Later on in the match, a young man shows up and tells Disco Inferno that it is time for him to pay on his debts. Disco is counted out, and Hennig wins. (This is not the first appearance of this young man; he originally played the crazed fan of Lenny and Lodi's until their gimmick was dropped due to complaints by GLAAD.)

Mike Tenay interviews The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero). Eddie says someone forgot to tell The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn) that you do not steal from The Filthy Animals, and that they can take care of this themselves. He is tired of their games, and when he runs rings around Saturn, Torrie is coming back home. Konnan then issues an open challenge against himself and Kidman for the WCW World Tag Team Championships, and says there will be no hiding behind politics or bookers or any sabotage involved if anybody wants to accept the challenge.

Norman Smiley is seen coming out of the locker room in a baseball catcher's vest and mask.

Scott Hall meets with Kevin Nash, who is getting into his "Vince McMahon" ccharacter. Nash then looks into the camera, points at it and says "Get it?"

Norman Smiley beats Meng and The Barbarian in a three-way hardcore match. During the match, Norman Smiley has to be taken out of the math on a stretcher, but he gets a second wind and gets back in the ring right after Meng and The Barbarian are both knocked out off-screen. Norman Smiley pins The Barbarian and gets the win, then does the Big Wiggle on the commentary table.

Jeff Jarrett is seen backstage, telling The Total Package that it is time for his public apology.

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is seen in a suit with "Creative Control" behind him. He thanks the man on the other side of the for his time, and talks about what has happened to him in the past year while "Creative Control" laughs, and asks for another opportunity in the company. The man at the other side of the desk (who is Vince Russo) makes it known that he only cares about ratings, and that he will think about it.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) talk about Sid Vicious, with Nash saying that if Sid gets screwed, it is because Sid screwed Sd. Nash then winks at the camera and says "Get it?"

The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth talk with Meng, and tell him that Jeff Jarrett has an interview coming up and that he should check it out.

Jeff Jarrett shows up, and tells The Total Package to come out to the ring and publicly apologize to him like a man, as he did not put a finger on Miss Elizabeth and does not appreciate being accused of anything. He says that this is not the WWF, and that "we don't abuse women around here." The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth show up, and The Total Package tells Jarrett that as hard as it is to apologize, he admits that he does not know if Jarrett hit Elizabeth, and says he is sorry. He admits he has heard rumors in the back that it could be somebody else, and Jarrett says he is right as he has the stroke, he is the chosen one and that he does not get physical with women anymore. The Total Package says he is on Jarrett's side, and says he heard it could be Meng. Jarrett does not believe this, saying it took Meng a day-and-a-half to take down Madusa, and as he says what he would do to Madusa if he were in the ring with her, Meng runs out and goes straight for Jarrett. Jarrett tells him "Back up, slapnuts! You big wuss!" as he heads to the back. Luger then makes his way to the ring, as does Miss Elizabeth. Elizabeth calls Meng "a real man who comes to the aid of a woman" and tells The Total Package that he could learn a lesson from this. Elizabeth then sprays mace into Meng's eyes, and The Total Package whacks Meng with a tire iron.

The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) are seen heading towards the ring backstage, as are The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn), who has Torrie Wilson with them.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) knock on Sid Vicious' dressing room door.

The Total Package talks to Sting about going for the WCW World Tag Team Championships, but Sting is not interested. The Total Package tells Sting he will get his World title back, but they cannot pass the tag team titles up. Sting says he is okay with having the match.

Perry Saturn is seen driving the forklift carrying the shark cage with Torrie Wilson inside to ringside before the next match.

Eddie Guerrero beats Perry Saturn in a Shark Cage Key on a Pole Match after Torrie Wilson choke Perry Saturn from inside the cage and keeps him from moving. After the match, The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie) celebrate.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and Sid Vicious talk backstage. Nash tells Sid that all he has to do is trust him, but Sid, thinking that Nash is Vince McMahon, says that the last time he trusted Vince and Hall years ago, his career has been in the shitter. Nash has to show him that his hair is a wig, then Sid realizes that it is Nash he is telling at and they all have a good laugh.

Mike Tenay interviews The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth. The Total Package takes offense to Mike Tenay saying he is trying to mess with his potential opponents in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament, says that the tag team titles are all he and Sting are focused on, and that he and Miss Elizabeth are out of here.

Sting and The Total Package beat The Filthy Animals (Konnan and Kidman) by disqualification. Early on in the match, The Total Package blows his knee out, and Sting is on his own. Rey Mysterio Jr. runs out, then The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey, Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) gang up on Sting and hit him with his bat while Miss Elizabeth checks on The Total Package. The Total Package then gets back in the ring afterwards, and Sting pushes him to the mat. The Filthy Animals (Konnan and Kidman) retain the WCW World Tag Team Championships.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and Sid Vicious plan out their match in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament, with Hall telling Sid to pin him as he has nothing left to prove in the business.

Backstage, an angry Sting looks for The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero).

Jeff Jarrett beats Booker T to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. "Creative Control" are seen watching from the stage during the match. Near the end, they get in the ring and distract Booker T so that Jarrett can hit Booker T with his guitar to get the win.

We see Mike Tenay interview Goldberg on the set of Slam. Goldberg says it does not take a genius to figure out how pissed off he is, and the intensity in his eyes is nothing compared to the hell he will put The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) and Sid Vicious through. He cannot tell if Sid is either too brave or too stupid to figure out when to quit, and when he gets him in the ring again, he will make Halloween Havoc look like a PTA meeting and there will be no doctor alive who will be able to sew him back up. There was no suit or wrestler who would ask him what was going on, because they all knew he would rip their heads clean off. He says the one mistake that The Outsiders have made is that they left him laying, but he was still breathing, and he was able to get up and walk out. He says they will live to regret that decision, because as long as he can get up and walk away, they will need eyes in the back of their heads. He has never asked for help in the past, and he is not starting now. He does not care how many people he is facing at once, because at the end of the day, his mission is to get The Outsiders and Sid Vicious out of the business for good.

The Nitro Girls, now split into two different factions of three each, are about to go at it outside of the building when Kevin Nash - dressed as Vince McMahon - shows up and says that as much as he likes a good catfight, it should be saved for the pay-per-view. He then points at the camera and says "Get it?" before laughing again.

Mike Tenay interviews Evan Karagias. Karagias says he is excited to be in the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament, but he has never wrestled a woman before. He means no disrespect to Medusa, but there is something about her and hopes they can be friends, and may the best competitor win.

Mike Tenay interviews Madusa. Madusa says "the powers that be" seem to get a kick out of competing with men, and that she plans to take full advantage of the situation. He says they will learn that they should never underestimate a woman, especially her.

Madusa beats Evan Karagias by seducing him to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.

As "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko head to the ring, David Flair is seen entering the building with a crowbar in his hands.

"The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit beats Dean Malenko to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, The Revolution (Shane Douglas and Perry Saturn) and Asya show up, and Saturn climbs up the cage to toss a chain to Malenko. Benoit tosses Malenko into the steel cage wall that Saturn is climbing on and grabs the chain, then wallops Malenko with it. Benoit then climbs to the top of the cage, hits the diving headbutt and pins Malenko. After the match, Perry Saturn climbs to the top of the cage and hits Benoit with a diving elbow, then Shane Douglas and Asya get in the ring. Shane, who has a plastic cast on his left arm, attacks Benoit along with Asya, and Saturn, Shane and Asya then handcuff Benoit's right leg to the bottom rope before cuffing his wrists to the top one. Benoit easily falls victim to the numbers game, but The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) run in to fight The Revolution. The Filthy Animals get the upper hand, but David Flair suddenly shows up and hits The Filthy Animals with a crowbar while The Revolution escapes. David Flair is about to attack Benoit, but he frees Benoit from the handcuffs as Sting shows up and attacks Konnan as the latter makes his way to the back.

Backstage, David Flair heads to the parking lot only to get hit by a car. David Flair is out cold, and out of the driver's seat comes Kimberly, who takes the crowbar - which is now lying on the hood of the car - and circles Flair to see if he is conscious. She then lays the crowbar next to David and drives off.

Scott Hall calls for medical help in his dressing room, as Kevin Nash is now flat on his back.

Scott Hall beats Sid Vicious to continue to the next round of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. At the beginning of the match, Sid pushes Hall down with one finger, but when he goes for the pin, Hall reverses it into an inside cradle. Later on in the match, Hall smacks referee Johnny Boone as Sid gets him up for a choke slam. He is about to powerbomb Hall when Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up and smacks one of his crutches into Sid's back. As the referee is getting back up, Bret tries to do the same to Hall, who runs away from Bret and moves to the other side of the ring to pin Sid. After the match, Scott Hall runs away with the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship after flipping Bret off to end the show.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 1, 1999

RAW

The Rock shows up to start tonight's show. In two weeks at Survivor Series, he, Triple H and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will square off for the WWF Championship in a Triple Threat Match. He has dragged both Triple H and Austin down Know Your Role Boulevard, taken the right at Jabroni Drive and check them both into the Smack Down Hotel. He says he will take Triple H's game, fold it back up and put it back in the box, then take Austin's rattlesnake, tie it up in a knot, turn them both sideways and stick them straight up both of their candy asses. As of late, however, there has been someone who has been a bother to him and whom he considers a nobody and a "blemish on The Rock's buttocks," and that person is none other than "Road Dogg" Jesse James. He tells Road Dogg that if he has an itch for him, then he had better come out an scratch. He then takes off his pants to reveal his wrestling tights and challenges him to a match so he can lay the smack down on his candy ass. Road Dogg shows up, and The Rock runs up the ramp to fight him, starting their match. The Rock chases Road Dogg to the back only to be attacked by D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Referees and officials have to step in to restore order, then WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up and tells them to get out.

Backstage, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon says he will not have another D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Billy Gunn gets a match with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and X-Pac gets a match with Kane. Triple H tells Vince that if he thinks they have problems, then so will he, as there will be another DX night.

Michael Cole is in the trainers room with Big Show, who is getting his left foot taped up. Big Show asks Cole what he would be capable if he was put through the same things that The Big Boss Man put him through, and says he doesn't know what he is capable of, either. He says that what really scared him about dropping the dumpster on Boss Man and Prince Albert is that he did not care. All of a sudden, Big Boss Man and Prince Albert throw a tear gas bomb into the training room. Michael Cole and the cameraman are able to make it out, but not Big Show, who is locked in the room and forced to breathe the gas. Albert and Boss Man then put on gas masks and beat him up.

EMTs administer oxygen to Big Show, who is writhing in pain after the tear gas bomb attack from The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert.

Edge, Christian and The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Too Cool ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor) and The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly). At the start of the match, it is announced that Big Show's skin coloration is not good as a result of the tear gas bomb from earlier, and that he is being taken to a local medical facility.

Michael Cole interviews X-Pac when Tori shows up and confronts X-Pac for turning on Kane. X-Pac says Tori "has the hots" for Kane, and tells Tori that the fire Kane was in "ain't the only thing that got burn" before giving her the crotch chop and saying "If you know what I mean." Tori calls X-Pac a bastard, and X-Pac dares her to hit him.

Members of the Washington Redskins football team are in the front row.

Mankind is signing copies of his autobiography Have A Nice Day! while Al Snow reads passage from the book., both of which involve "sitting through an Al Snow match."

The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert show up with a cart full of weapons. Boss Man says Al Snow thought it was funny setting him and Prince Albert up on SmackDown, and that he got a big chuckle when Big Show tried to crush them in the car with a dumpster. He then calls out Al Snow, and says nobody pulls the wool over his eyes without getting serious payback, and if he does not believe him, he can ask Big Show, who is in the hospital "sharing a respirator with his father." He challenge AL Snow to a hardcore match, and says he brought the toys and that it is time to play. Al Snow shows up, and says he does find it funny that Boss Man and Prince Albert nearly got crushed, and says there is nothing he would rather do than take Boss Man on for the Hardcore title. Since he brought Prince Albert, however, he has decided to make the odds a little more even by introducing his tag team partner: Mankind..

Al Snow and Mankind beat The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert in a hardcore tag team match. During the match, Val Venis is seen throwing copies of Mankind's autobiography Have A Nice Day! in a trash can. After the match, Val Venis is show pouring gasoline on the books, then lighting a box of matches and setting them on fire. Mankind runs to the back with a fire extinguisher.

Mankind manages to put the fire on his books out, but it is too late.

Chyna and Miss Kitty show up. Last week, Stevie Richards showed up dressed like her after stealing her clothes and destroying an expensive leather outfit in the process. She calls him out so he can destroy - from what she saw - his "very white ass." As for Chris Jericho, Jericho seems to have a real problem with a woman being Intercontinental Champion, which she does not understand as he is the one who comes out "whining and crying like he has a yeast infection" every week. She is starting to wonder if he is crying because she is muscular and bigger than he is, or if it because she is taller than he is, or if it is because she is better than he is. She says that if Jericho were to ask anybody in the locker room, they would tell him she is a worthy Intercontinental Champion, but if he wants her to prove it, she can give him a second opinion when she bitch slaps him across the ring at Survivor Series. Chyna then asks Jericho if the truth hurts. Jericho shows up, but it is not Jericho; it is Stevie Richards dressed as Chris Jericho right down to the hairstyle. This starts a match between Chyna and Stevie.

Chyna quickly beats Stevie Richards. After the match, Chyna is attacked from behind by the real Chris Jericho, who puts her in the Walls of Jericho.

Backstage, D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are seen coming up with a way to deal with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Meanwhile, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen in the locker room.

WAR ZONE

Before the next match, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin says Triple H is not the game, and when he thinks of games, he thinks of tiddlywinks, and says that the WWF Championship is not a game to him. As for The Rock, he will not be sticking a tied-up rattlesnake up his ass, and he dares him to look him in the eye and say what he said about him to his face, because he doesn't think that he can. As far as "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn goes, when someone asked him if he has a match, he simply stated that he has his foot up Billy Gunn's ass. He calls out Billy Gunn, and Billy Gunn shows up. Their match starts quickly.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin beats "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn by disqualification after the rest of D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James) tries to interfere. Austin sees them coming and takes them all on with a steel chair, then sits in the center of the ring and drinks a beer as if to dare them to come back to the ring.

Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon are seen backstage. Test asks Stephanie if what they are about to do is a good idea. Stephanie says "Absolutely."

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon accompanies Test to the ring before the next match. Stephanie guests on commentary for the next match. Val Venis then takes the microphone and says he has no problem with Test, then says it's good that Stephanie has gotten over her amnesia and remembered his fiancee, but if she spent one night with The Big Valbowski, it would have been one night she never would have fotgotten. Test takes offense to this and attacks Venis.

Val Venis beats Test by disqualification after Mankind goes after Val Venis and chases him through the crowd. WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon gets in the ring and says that there is an old saying that if you love something, then set it free, and if it meant to be, it comes back to you. She thanks Test for being patient, and says she has never loved anyone more than she has loved him. She breaks from tradition and asks Test "Will you marry me?" Test says yes, and they both kiss.

Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon celebrate their wedding being back on the back with family and friends when D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up. Triple H says they have not even started to come problems, and insists that tonight will be held night and that they will not be held responsible for what happens to Kane in a few minutes.

Before the next match, X-Pac tells Kane that he had to tell Tori the whole truth about the fire and that she knows he is not that much of a man. It does not take long for Kane to get out of the ring, boot X-Pac in the face and choke slam X-Pac in the ring. The rest of D-Generation X (Triple H, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up and gang up on Kane, and Triple H hits Kane with a Pedigree before X-Pac hits Kane with a Bronco Buster.

Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle is coming to the World Wrestling Federation!

D-Generation X is arguing with WWF Chairman Vince McMahon when Kane runs in and attacks X-Pac. Referees and officials have to restrain Kane, and Vince makes Triple H defend the WWF Championship tonight. Triple H puts his hands on Vince, and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon hits Triple H with a double leg takedown, and Triple H says that if Shane wants a piece of him, he's got it.

Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray Dudley is about to speak when someone els'e svoice can be heard, mocking The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley). It is The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh), mocking The Dudley Boyz's look with tie-dye shirt saying "D-D-D Dummy Boyz."

The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) with an inside cradle to D-Von. After the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) run in and attack The Heabdbangers until referees show up to restore order.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen backstage.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is the special guest ring announcer for the next match. When Triple H is introduced first, he brings D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) with him before he gets in Vince's face. After Vince tells him that the crowd is calling his name (which leads the crowd to call Triple H an asshole), Vince announces that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is special guest color commentator for the match. Austin shows up and guests on commentary. Vince then announces that Kane is the special guest enforcer on the outside of the ring, and Kane shows up. Vince then announces that The Rock is the special guest timekeeper, then The Rock shows up. Vince then announces Triple H's opponent, Shane McMahon, as the next WWF Champion. Shane runs to the ring, and the match is on.

Triple H retains the WWF Championship against Shane McMahon. During the match, X-Pac sends Shane over the barricade, and special guest enforcer Kane sends X-Pac over the guardrail and beats him up through the crowd. Later on, Shane hits Triple H with a jawbreaker on the top rope, sending Triple H into referee Earl Hebner. "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn trips Shane off the top rope, and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin runs out from the commentary table and beats him up before hitting Triple H with a Stone Cold Stunner. Billy Gunn then drags Austin out of the ring, and both of them brawl up the ramp to the back. WWF Chairman Vince McMahon then gets in the ring with the WWF Championship in his hands, and tries to hit Triple H in the head with it only to hit Shane. On commentary, Jim Ross says that he hopes the title belt shot to Shane was accidental. Triple H hits Vince with a low blow, then pins Shane to retain the title.

After the show goes off the air, Triple H is celebrating when "Stone Cold" Steve Austin runs in. Triple H sees Austin coming and attacks him, then punches out referee Earl Hebner. Austin hits Triple H with a Stone Cold Stunner. Afterwards, Austin celebrates with a few beers, then Triple H gets up and grabs a beer can thrown into the ring only to look right at Austin. Triple H thinks Austin is going to hit him with a Stunner as soon as he drinks the beer, but Austin says that is not going to happen and tells him to drink the beer and shake his hand. Both of them get a fresh beer, and Triple H fails to catch the beer can out of the air. The crowd boos, and Austin tells Mike Yeaon to throw the beer again. Triple H somehow cannot grab the beers, and decides to stick with the beer can he already has. Triple H tells Austin to shake hands with him and not give him the Stunner. The crowd chants "Beat his ass, Austin, beat his ass." They shake hands and toast beers, then Austin hits Triple H with a Stunner anyway. Austin heads to the stage, but when he notices that Triple H has gotten back up, he flips him off. Triple H flips his off right back, and Austin runs back into the ring to hit Triple H with two Stunners. Austin celebrates, then heads to the back.