Backstage, Steven Prazak interviews Justin Credible, but is chewed out by Francine, especially when fans want to know if Credible is "vulnerable." Justin steps in and says he has made sacrifices to become ECW World Championship and has become targeted. He says that he cannot afford to make mistakes, and tells Prazak not to call him "vulnerable" again.
Backstage, Simon Diamond says he has been in ECW for one year but is still considered a comedy act. He tells himself that he needs to align himself with the same blue chip athletic ability as him. He is then approached by The Protege, The Protegette and The Musketeers from the stalls. Suddenly, Johnny Swinger shows up and tells him his problem is solved. Simon tells himself that he does not have a problem anymore.
Masato Tanaka beats Balls Mahoney after putting Mahoney through a table covered in thumbtacks with a Tornado DDT out of the corner.
We hear from The Sinister Minister, who says the wrestling world is concerned about Mikey Whipwreck's "new devil-may-care attitude" when Big Sal E. Graziano storms in and demands from The Sinister Minister Mikey's whereabouts. All of a sudden, Big Sal is blinded with a fireball by Mikey. The Sinister Minister tells Mikey he would tell him to take a leak on him, but it would put out the fire. Mikey laughs at the thought of The Sinister Minister nearly getting beaten up.
Backstage, Steven Prazak interviews "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer, but Dreamer just tosses him out of the room.
Before the next match, Cyrus shows up with The Network (Steve Corino, Jack Victory, Scotty Anton). He says nobody cares about the chairs or tables and that The Network is all the show needs, and that "Mr. Nielsen is popping one off right now." As The Network claps in celebration, Cyrus says he is proud of Scotty Anton, as the network is planning on getting behind him and Anton is considered "a quality human being." He says that Anton has lived in the shadow of one Rob Van Dam, and that for too long, Anton has been known simply as "Rob Van Dam's best friend." Cyrus announces that from this point forward, he will be known as "Rob Van Dam's bitch," except when he shows what Rob Van Dam's friendship was worth to The Network. Cyrus then asks Anton to tell the fans who he is, and Anton says he is here to give every one of the fans "the clap" before The Network claps. Cyrus then tells Anton that he knows he is a fighter, but ever since he joined The Network, they have had "some action with the ladies," and he wants him to concentrate on being a lover and giving people "the clap." Cyrus then says that with the network, it is all about the ratings and that having two wrestlers with the same hair color is "a ratings killer." He then introduces Jerry Lynn - who is now back in action - to the ring for the next match.
Jerry Lynn beats Tajiri following interference from The Network (Cyrus, Steve Corino, Jack Victory, Scotty Anton). After the match, The Network gangs up on Tajiri and attacks him, then Rob Van Dam shows up and fights them off until he is floored by Anton and put in the Sharpshooter. Tajiri fights back against The Network and spits red mist into Anton's face. Rob Van Dam then takes out The Network with a somersault over the top rope and almost hitting the back of the head on the floor in the process.
We see a video package of Dawn Marie.
Backstage, Steven Prazak interviews Raven, who talks about the concussion her gave Justin Credible in the fight for the ECW World Heavyweight Championship until Francine shoves Prazak out of the way and asks Raven how many title shots Justin Credible has to give Raven before he figures out he's a loser. After Francine slaps Raven, Raven is attacked by Justin Credible. "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer runs in, but Credible takes him down just as quickly before running away with Francine to end the show.
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Friday, May 26, 2000
Friday, November 5, 1999
Extreme Nation - ECW on TNN recap for November 5, 1999
The show begins with footage of Raven and "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer vs. The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) following a catfight between Francine and Dawn Marie which ends when Dreamer grabs Dawn Marie. Suddenly, Dreamer is attacked by Rhino, who is revealed to be The Impact Players' mystery partner on Sunday night. Raven is about to hit Rhino with an Evenflow DDT, but Raven and Dreamer get hit with a Singapore Cane by Justin Credible. As The Impact Players finish off Raven and Dreamer, the lights go out as the three-count is about to happen. When the lights come back on, The Sandman - formerly Hak in WCW and now back in ECW for the first time since last year - suddenly shows up with a Singapore Cane in one hand and a beer in the other. The crowd goes wild as The Sandman drinks a beer, then Sandman goes through the crowd and into the ring. Jason gets a Singapore cane to the head, and Justin Credible ahs to be held back by multiple men. Jack Victory and Steve Corino also get caned, then Dreamer flips around on the ring ropes while Raven sits in the ring, his head bloodied. Raven then gets up while Dreamer gets in the ring, then Raven extends his arms and leaves before Sandman looks through the crowd. Dreamer and Francine are also in the ring with him, and Sandman offers Dreamer a beer. Dreamer takes the beer, Sandman pulls out another one, and they both down a cold one. Francine also gets a swig of beer as well, then Dreamer and Sandman embrace while the crowd chants "E-C-Dub."
ECW is live at Fan Fest '99 at the Broadway Market at 999 Broadway in Buffalo, New York from 1 PM to 4 PM on November 6th. There will be a meet and greet with the ECW stars, an opportunity to purchase tickets for November To Remember the following night, and also get autographs and buy ECW merchandise. The following night, November To Remember will take place at the Burt Flickenger Center At ECC in Buffalo, New York.
Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull) are in the ring, with DeVito and Skull carrying steel chairs. They say that there are two things they do not have: hair and patience. They call out Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten so they can show them who the hardcore chair swinging freaks really are. Axl and Balls show up with steel chairs in their own, and the match begins. Shortly after Skull takes a steel chair shot to the head, P.N. News shows up and attacks Axl and Balls. All of a sudden, New Jack shows up with a garbage can full of weapons and starts fighting Da Baldies single-handedly until Angel staples New Jack in the eye with a staple gun. Security tries to restore order, and Axl and Balls try to check on New Jack along with EMTs as he is bleeding out of his eye.
It is announced that Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney have demanded that they face The Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull, P.N. News) at November To Remember. New Jack has also stated that he will be there as well.
Da Baldies (Angel, Tony Devito, Skull, P.N. News) are seen in the streets. Tony DeVito says people used to walk the streets in fear, but now they have taken the neighborhood from New Jack. Skull says New Jack's name is not heard on the streets anymore, and says he went soft. Angel says New Jack - whom he cannot believe let Da Baldies "play him like that," - said he was a tough guy and that the street would eat them alive, but now the streets belong to Da Baldies.
Before the next match, Spike Dudley swaps glasses with a female fan who looks just like him. Little Guido leaves the ring and snatches the glasses away, then stomps on them in the ring. Not surprisingly, Spike Dudley starts beating the crap out of Little Guido, starting the next match early.
Super Crazy beats Spike Dudley and Little Guido in a three-way dance.
We hear from ECW superstars just before November To Remember. Danny Doring cries over the sudden departure of Miss Congeniality before declaring he is single again.
ECW is live at Fan Fest '99 at the Broadway Market at 999 Broadway in Buffalo, New York from 1 PM to 4 PM on November 6th. There will be a meet and greet with the ECW stars, an opportunity to purchase tickets for November To Remember the following night, and also get autographs and buy ECW merchandise. The following night, November To Remember will take place at the Burt Flickenger Center At ECC in Buffalo, New York.
Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull) are in the ring, with DeVito and Skull carrying steel chairs. They say that there are two things they do not have: hair and patience. They call out Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten so they can show them who the hardcore chair swinging freaks really are. Axl and Balls show up with steel chairs in their own, and the match begins. Shortly after Skull takes a steel chair shot to the head, P.N. News shows up and attacks Axl and Balls. All of a sudden, New Jack shows up with a garbage can full of weapons and starts fighting Da Baldies single-handedly until Angel staples New Jack in the eye with a staple gun. Security tries to restore order, and Axl and Balls try to check on New Jack along with EMTs as he is bleeding out of his eye.
It is announced that Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney have demanded that they face The Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull, P.N. News) at November To Remember. New Jack has also stated that he will be there as well.
Da Baldies (Angel, Tony Devito, Skull, P.N. News) are seen in the streets. Tony DeVito says people used to walk the streets in fear, but now they have taken the neighborhood from New Jack. Skull says New Jack's name is not heard on the streets anymore, and says he went soft. Angel says New Jack - whom he cannot believe let Da Baldies "play him like that," - said he was a tough guy and that the street would eat them alive, but now the streets belong to Da Baldies.
Before the next match, Spike Dudley swaps glasses with a female fan who looks just like him. Little Guido leaves the ring and snatches the glasses away, then stomps on them in the ring. Not surprisingly, Spike Dudley starts beating the crap out of Little Guido, starting the next match early.
Super Crazy beats Spike Dudley and Little Guido in a three-way dance.
We hear from ECW superstars just before November To Remember. Danny Doring cries over the sudden departure of Miss Congeniality before declaring he is single again.
Friday, September 3, 1999
Extreme Nation - ECW on TNN recap for September 3, 1999
Tazz retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Tajiri with the Tazmission aka the Katahajime. (At this point, we see non-archived matches in a small arena readied for a TV taping with a few "ECW on TNN" banners located throughout.)
Joey Styles is in the center of a ring, and he welcomes everyone to the show. Styles announced that ECW is making wrestling history tonight, then he is suddenly interrupted by "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner, who announces that he is the until-now unnamed color commentator for the show and the self-professed true star of the show. Joey Styles then brings out Jerry Lynn, who says he didn't come here to waste anybody's time by cutting a boring promo like they do on Monday nights, and says TNN is in the house and that ECW will continue to show everyone the difference between WWF, WCW and ECW. Tonight, he wants to bring the people the best match in wrestling today, and calls out Rob Van Dam so he can beat him for the ECW World Television Championship. Bill Alfonso shows up and gives Jerry Lynn some credit for starting the show with some big ratings and says he may have proved himself at Hardcore Heaven, but tells him he will not get another shot at the title and at RVD. Alfonso slaps Jerry Lynn, who pins Alfonso in the corner until RVD runs in and goes after Lynn. Referees and officials have to pull both men apart.
The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray, D-Von and Sign Guy Dudley) show up in what is their final night in Extreme Championship Wrestling. "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner announces that Jerry Lynn vs. Rob Van Dam for the ECW World Television Championship will be the main event for next week's show.
The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) beat Balls Mahoney and Little Spike Dudley to win the ECW World Tag Team Championships for the eighth and last time after powerbombing Balls Mahoney through a table with thumbtacks sprinkled on top of it and putting Little Spike Dudley in the Dudley Death Drop.
The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray, D-Von and Sign Guy Dudley) show up again. Buh Buh Ray says that in ECW, boys become men and men become heroes, but in the World Wrestling Federation, heroes become legends, and legends become gods. He then says if God was a heel, he would be The Dudley Boyz. Before they take the belts and jump on I-95 to the true city of hardcore wrestling, Stanford, Connecticut- and call the crowd "typical, disrespectful white trash from Queens" - there is one more thing that they have to do. Now that they have beaten ECW, they are going to ruin ECW and suck the life, the blood, the soul, the guts, and the backbone of ECW right out. They plan to do something they should have done and finished a long time ago. The crowd chants for Sabu, and Buh Buh Ray tells the crowd to chant whatever name they want as whoever gets in this ring will get jacket up, hit with the Dudley Death Drop and taken out of professional wrestling for good. He says that if "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer has one little hair on his "that big fat ass of [his]," then he should get his "broken, back, useless piece of dog trash ass" out here and defend "this miserable six-year-old company that [he] broke [his] stinkin' back for." Dreamer shows up, and Paul E. Dangerously himself has to hold him back. Buh Buh Ray continue to sing the praises of WWF as Francine tells Dreamer to go to the back. Buh Buh Ray says "another two-dollar whore happened to show up." He then says he and D-Von will take the ECW tag titles to WWF and throw them down on national television. As this goes on, we see archived footage of Tommy Dreamer that introduces him to a new audience. Buh Buh Ray asks Dreamer if he remembers Beulah McGillicutty, and says that when she was laying in a hospital bed, he and D-Von used to sneak in and "teach her the meaning of the real double team." He then says that Dreamer turned his back on Beulah, and picked up the next "ring rat" that came his way. Dreamer runs into the ring but falls victim to the numbers game, but suddenly fights back.
"The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer beats The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) to win the ECW World Tag Team Championships. During the match, officials and other wrestler surround the ring, wanting The Dudley Boyz to stop what they are doing to Dreamer. Even Sign Guy Dudley tells them to stop, but just gets shoved into the corner by Buh Buh Ray. All of a sudden, Raven - who is now gone from World Championship Wrestling - makes a shocking return after the Dudleys hit the Dudley Death Drop, running into the ring and hitting Buh Buh Ray with an Evenflow DDT for the pinfall and the win, making him and Dreamer the ECW World Tag Team Champions - Dreamer for the second time, Raven for the third. Dreamer does not even realize that Raven has helped him until he gets up, turns around and sees Raven handing him one of the tag team belts. Raven then leaves through - and celebrates in - the crowd to end the show.
After the show went off the air, The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) are given an emotional send-off.
Joey Styles is in the center of a ring, and he welcomes everyone to the show. Styles announced that ECW is making wrestling history tonight, then he is suddenly interrupted by "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner, who announces that he is the until-now unnamed color commentator for the show and the self-professed true star of the show. Joey Styles then brings out Jerry Lynn, who says he didn't come here to waste anybody's time by cutting a boring promo like they do on Monday nights, and says TNN is in the house and that ECW will continue to show everyone the difference between WWF, WCW and ECW. Tonight, he wants to bring the people the best match in wrestling today, and calls out Rob Van Dam so he can beat him for the ECW World Television Championship. Bill Alfonso shows up and gives Jerry Lynn some credit for starting the show with some big ratings and says he may have proved himself at Hardcore Heaven, but tells him he will not get another shot at the title and at RVD. Alfonso slaps Jerry Lynn, who pins Alfonso in the corner until RVD runs in and goes after Lynn. Referees and officials have to pull both men apart.
The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray, D-Von and Sign Guy Dudley) show up in what is their final night in Extreme Championship Wrestling. "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner announces that Jerry Lynn vs. Rob Van Dam for the ECW World Television Championship will be the main event for next week's show.
The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) beat Balls Mahoney and Little Spike Dudley to win the ECW World Tag Team Championships for the eighth and last time after powerbombing Balls Mahoney through a table with thumbtacks sprinkled on top of it and putting Little Spike Dudley in the Dudley Death Drop.
The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray, D-Von and Sign Guy Dudley) show up again. Buh Buh Ray says that in ECW, boys become men and men become heroes, but in the World Wrestling Federation, heroes become legends, and legends become gods. He then says if God was a heel, he would be The Dudley Boyz. Before they take the belts and jump on I-95 to the true city of hardcore wrestling, Stanford, Connecticut- and call the crowd "typical, disrespectful white trash from Queens" - there is one more thing that they have to do. Now that they have beaten ECW, they are going to ruin ECW and suck the life, the blood, the soul, the guts, and the backbone of ECW right out. They plan to do something they should have done and finished a long time ago. The crowd chants for Sabu, and Buh Buh Ray tells the crowd to chant whatever name they want as whoever gets in this ring will get jacket up, hit with the Dudley Death Drop and taken out of professional wrestling for good. He says that if "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer has one little hair on his "that big fat ass of [his]," then he should get his "broken, back, useless piece of dog trash ass" out here and defend "this miserable six-year-old company that [he] broke [his] stinkin' back for." Dreamer shows up, and Paul E. Dangerously himself has to hold him back. Buh Buh Ray continue to sing the praises of WWF as Francine tells Dreamer to go to the back. Buh Buh Ray says "another two-dollar whore happened to show up." He then says he and D-Von will take the ECW tag titles to WWF and throw them down on national television. As this goes on, we see archived footage of Tommy Dreamer that introduces him to a new audience. Buh Buh Ray asks Dreamer if he remembers Beulah McGillicutty, and says that when she was laying in a hospital bed, he and D-Von used to sneak in and "teach her the meaning of the real double team." He then says that Dreamer turned his back on Beulah, and picked up the next "ring rat" that came his way. Dreamer runs into the ring but falls victim to the numbers game, but suddenly fights back.
"The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer beats The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) to win the ECW World Tag Team Championships. During the match, officials and other wrestler surround the ring, wanting The Dudley Boyz to stop what they are doing to Dreamer. Even Sign Guy Dudley tells them to stop, but just gets shoved into the corner by Buh Buh Ray. All of a sudden, Raven - who is now gone from World Championship Wrestling - makes a shocking return after the Dudleys hit the Dudley Death Drop, running into the ring and hitting Buh Buh Ray with an Evenflow DDT for the pinfall and the win, making him and Dreamer the ECW World Tag Team Champions - Dreamer for the second time, Raven for the third. Dreamer does not even realize that Raven has helped him until he gets up, turns around and sees Raven handing him one of the tag team belts. Raven then leaves through - and celebrates in - the crowd to end the show.
After the show went off the air, The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) are given an emotional send-off.
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