Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for September 13, 2023

Jon Moxley retains the AEW International Championship after "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson keeps "Absolute" Ricky Starks from getting in the ring as Moxley counters a choke slam attempt with a triangle hold, causing Big Bill to tap out. After the match, Starks attacks Danielson, and Claudio Castagnoli shows up to even the numbers game and overpower Big Bill.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Roderick Strong and The Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett). Roderick is interrupted by Adam Cole, who tells Roderick that his match with Samoa Joe is a really bad idea because of his neck, but Roderick refuses to listen to him due to his being friends with MJF and says that he will beat Joe and win the AEW World Championship.

Tony Schiavone interviews Don Callis and Konosuke Takeshita in the ring after acknowledging the covered painting in one corner of the ring. Callis says he has learned a lot about Japanese culture from Takeshita, and that the top wrestler in the promotion is called "the ace." He calls Takeshita better than all of the aces, and while beating Kenny Omega once makes one an ace, beating Kenny Omega twice in a week makes one "The Alpha." As confetti rains down, Don Callis decrees that Takeshita will be addressed as "The Alpha," then states that he feels nothing about destroying Kenny Omega due to having no empathy, which he considers weakness. He says that everything has taken from Omega and they have taken a little more, and after breaking his body, he will break his heart, and reveals the next target of "The Don Callis Family" by revealing a painting of Kota Ibushi with a sword over him. Callis says they will not just beat Ibushi or take him from Chris Jericho, they are going to burn, skin and butcher him, and that while they are spilling Ibushi's blood in the ring, Jericho will be watching helplessly at home "like the pathetic cuck that [he is]." He then drives a screwdriver into the head of Ibushi in the painting before handing a bouquet to Takeshita, who shoves it at Schiavone. Callis then punches the painting off of the easel.



Backstage, Alex Marvez interviews The Blackpool Combat Club (Claudio Castagnoli, Jon Moxley, "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson). Danielson says they love it when things escalate and that are all about escalation, and challenges Ricky Starks and Big Bill to a match on Collision against him and Claudio. Suddenly, Rey Fenix shows up and tells Moxley he will bat him next week as referees hold him back. As this goes on, Claudio and Eddie Kingston have a staredown, and Eddie says "One more week" before laughing in his face and leaving.

Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Hook. Orange Cassidy suddenly shows up and asks Hook what he is mad about, as he has a championship and is not covered in bandages. Hook tells Orange he was a great champion, and Orange tells Hook he is a great champion, too. Hook leaves, then Orange then says "I'm still so tired."

Toni Storm beats Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D., Hikaru Shida and "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose in a Grand Slam Women's World Championship 4-Way Eliminator with a stack-up pin on Britt from out of nowhere. Toni Storm will face Saraya for the AEW Women's World Championship at Grand Slam.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Ruby Soho and Saraya. Saraya says they could not be any prouder for Toni Storm after getting a match with her without their help, then says that when Toni Storm lost the Women's World title, she lost the top spot and she lost her mind, and when she loses again, she will be left with nothing.

Le Sex Gods (Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara) head to the ring. Jericho mentions his match with Guevara next week and the fact that he and Guevara have been on Dynamite since the very first episode before showing off a video package of their greatest moments together on the show. Jericho then talks about how he first saw Guevara on the NWA 70th Anniversary Show and being blown away by him to the point that he called Tony Khan to tell him to sign Guevara, knowing he had what it took to be a big star and wanting to take him under his wing. He then talks about how he has seen Guevara grow over the years, maturing, winning championship gold and starting a family, and says that he is proud of Guevara and everything he has accomplished in the last four years. Guevara says the usual thing to do what to talk trash about his opponent in Jericho, but he is not going to do that because Jericho has always been an inspiration to him. He then thanks Jericho for changing his and others' lives, for without Jericho, there is no AEW. He then says he did not come to AEW just to be Chris Jericho's sidekick, but to become world champion and have people looking at him like they do Jericho, "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson and Jon Moxley, and he cannot do that while in Jericho's shadow. After Guevara says he has to win next week, Jericho says he agrees, and that he brought Guevera here to become a big money draw, which he is getting closer and closer to every week, and he has to be outside of his influence and do it on his won to make that happen. He calls their match next week the biggest match of their careers and that Guevara must win, and that if Guevara is to win, he must be better than he has ever been. After Jericho says he is not ready, Guevara says this is what is has come to and that he will beat Jericho and earn his respect before they both win the tag team titles. Both men shake hands, then have a staredown in the middle of the ring. Jericho tells Guevara he will give him the match of his life and that he will beat the living hell out of him, and he expects the same thing out of him. Guevara says he would not want it any other way.



In backstage footage from last week, Renee Paquette interviews MJF. MJF is not cleared to travel next week, but he will be available at Grand Slam. MJF is not bummed out about being injured, then says that Roderick Strong is faking his neck injury and he will rip his head off and shove it up his ass before calling Roderick a manipulative person, a wet blanket and a third wheel. He also says he is not afraid of Samoa Joe and that it is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog, and that he has has a whole lot of bite. He also tells Joe to pray to God he does not win the Grand Slam World Title Eliminator, because if he wrestles him, he will choke him out, then makes a reference to Scott Steiner's "Steiner Math" promo.

"Hangman" Adam Page beats "The Machine" Brian Cage. During the match, Swerve Strickland shows up to watch the match from the stage, which briefly distracts Adam Page. After the match, Adam Page says that last week, he thought Swerve Strickland had some balls only to find out he had them stowed away in "Prince Nana's Burger King crown." Swerve tells Adam that he must be stupid if he thinks this will be taken care of tonight and that it will happen where he says and when he says, and that they will settle things at WrestleDream. He then says he will make sure Adam Page will not be comfortable on the way there, then Brian Cage attacks Adam Page from behind while Prince Nana dances again. Suddenly, The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) superkick Brian Cage and dance with Prince Nana, who gets superkicked by The Young Bucks as soon as he turns around.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Daniel Garcia, who would rather talk about his recent viral success rather than Chris Jericho or Sammy Guevara. Don Callis shows up and calls Jericho a narcissist before talking about forming The Don Callis Family. Garcia interrupts him, dances in front of him and leaves, and Callis says "That is money," and shows even more interest in Garcia.

We see a video package for Jade Cargill vs. Kris Statlander for the TBS Championship this week on Rampage.

Darby Allin and Nick Wayne beat "Cool Hand" Angelo Parker and "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard. Christian Cage and Luchasaurus guest on commentary during the match. After the match, Christian Cage talks about how he scrolled through Nick Wayne's mom's Instagram account and mentions that she does not post enough bikini pics and sent a special request on the side before mentioning Sting and Darby's win at All In pissing him off. He says he did not take the loss for his team that night and that he did not have his usual partner in that match, then challenges Darby Allin and Sting to a tag team match against him and Luchasaurus next week.



We see a video package chronicling the events leading to the finals of the Grand Slam World Title Eliminator coming up next.

Samoa Joe beats Roderick Strong with the Coaquina Clutch after smaking Roderick Strong out of the air during a jumping knee attack to win the Grand Slam World Title Eliminator Tournament and face MJF for the AEW World Championship at Grand Slam. After the match, Joe tells MJF that his prophecy has come true, and next week, he goes to MJF's backyard to come for him, walk him down, beat him down, and take everything he has before calling him a kid again. After Samoa Joe leaves, Adam Cole arrives, and Roderick Strong fakes a hurt neck. The Kingdom and Roderick Strong blame it on Adam Cole as a Roderick is fitted with a neck brace and put on a stretcher. As Roderick Strong is being taken to the back, The Kingdom get in Adam Cole's way, then Adam Cole is attacked from behind by Samoa Joe, who puts Adam Cole in the Coaquina Clutch as he tells MJF he will take everything from him.



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