Sunday, September 3, 2023

All Out 2023 - The LIVE Results



We hear from "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson and how he watched Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat on Collision after loving him as a fan and being encouraged by him throughout his career only to see "Absolute" Ricky Starks and what he did to him and ultimately become uncomfortable. Danielson then becomes livid about Ricky Starks challenging Ricky Steamboat to a strap match, saying that the last time he was in a strap match, it was against someone he loved and they both "beat the shit out of each other." Danielson then shows complete contempt for Ricky Starks and tells him to imagine what he will do to him.

Before the next match, "The Premier Athlete" Tony Nese tries to cancel the Over Budget Battle Royal for group training, but when he goes to do some push-ups after everyone is intimidated about exercise around him, the bell rings and he is the first man eliminated.

"Hangman" Adam Page last eliminates "The Machine" Brian Cage to win the Over Budget Battle Royal and a donation of $50,000 to the charity of his choice.

Skye Blue, Willow Nightingale and Hikaru Shida beat Athena, Mercedes Martinez and Diamante in a trios match.

We see Jose the Assistant, Dralistico and Preston Vance meeting with Rush, saying that this is what he wanted and that he needed to push them to limit. He says La Faccion Ingobernable is here to stay and their time is now. He says it is time to bring the violence, dominate, win championship gold and take over AEW.

Before the match, "Daddy Ass" Billy Gunn announces that Aubrey Edwards is the special guest referee for the match.

Before the next match, Sonjay Dutt introduces Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh and Jeff Jarrett as if it were the start of a basketball game.

The Acclaimed ("Platinum" Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, "Daddy Ass" Billy Gunn) retain the AEW World Trios Championships against Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh and Jeff Jarrett after Karen Jarrett is ejected by referee Aubrey Edwards and Dennis Rodman smashes the guitar on Satnam Singh's head.

MJF and Adam Cole retain the Ring of Honor World Tag Team Championships against The Dark Order (Alex Reynolds and John Silver). During the match, Alex Reynolds hits MJF in the back of the neck with a chair and has to be helped to the back, but MJF eventually comes back and helps Adam Cole retain the titles with the Kangaroo Kick and the Double Clothesline. After the match, MJF walks to the back under his own power, but Samoa Joe heads to the ring for his own match and shoves MJF. An angered MJF runs to the ring and brawls with Joe, and security steps in just as Joe goes for a guillotine choke.

Samoa Joe retains the Ring of Honor World Television Championship with the Coaquina Clutch.

Luchasaurus retains the TNT Championship against Darby Allin after Christian Cage distracts Darby with the threat of bashing the back of Nick Wayne's head in with a chair on the outside. After the match, Christian Cage goes for the Con-Chair-To as Luchsaurus forces Nick Wayne to watch, but Nick Wayne shows up with members of the locker room to put a stop to that.

Miro beats Powerhouse Hobbs after putting him in Game Over for the second time. The match is notable for its multiple "Meat!" chants. After the match, Hobbs and Miro shake hands. As Miro is about to leave the ring, however, Hobbs attacks him from behind. All of a sudden, former WWE Superstar Lana suddenly shows up and smacks Hobbs in the back with a chair. The chair has no effect, but she is not discouraged. Miro then gets up, grabs the chair and hits Miro with it. Miro has no idea what to make of this, and leaves the ring.

Kris Statlander retains the TBS Championship against Ruby Soho after Toni Storm comes out from underneath the ring and takes the can of spray paint away from Ruby Soho as Saraya distracts the referee.

Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat guests on commentary for the next match. Also, "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson comes out to the next match to "The Final Countdown" by Europe.

"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson beats "Absolute" Ricky Starks in a no-disqualification strap match after using the strap for the Lebell Lock.

It is announced by Nigel McGuinness that "Hangman" Adam Page has made his $50,000 donation to The Chicago Public Education Fund.

The Blackpool Combat Club (Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta) beat Eddie Kingston and Katsuyori Shibata after Claudio hits Eddie with a European Uppercut and falls on top of him for the pinfall while Shibata has Wheeler Yuta in a sleeper hold from the ring apron.

Konosuke Takeshita beats Kenny Omega after lowering the kneepad for the knee strike after Don Callis narrowly misses stabbing Omega with a screwdriver and referee Paul Turner keeps Takeshita from using the screwdriver as a weapon.

Bullet Club Gold ("Switchblade" Jay White, "Rock Hard" Juice Robinson, Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn) beat FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) and The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) in an eight-man tag match.

Jon Moxley beats Orange Cassidy to become the AEW International Champion, ending Cassidy's reign at 31 defenses and 326 days. The show ends with everyone giving Orange Cassidy a standing ovation and chanting "Thank You, Orange."

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