Friday, September 15, 2023

They're On A Rampage - Rampage recap for September 15, 2023



The Lucha Brothers (Penta el Zero Miedo and Rey Fenix) and The Hardys (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, The Butcher and The Blade in an eight-man tag match. After the match, Satnam Singh lay out The Hardys, then The Righteous (Vincent and Dutch) show up and look down at The Hardys.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. Britt says the last few months have not gone as planned and she should be a two-time champion by now because she is championship material. She says she will do what she does best and make history by winning the TBS Championship. She then announces that she will face whoever wins the TBS Championship tonight tommorow night on Collision.

It's time for QTV. Johnny TV shows up and says QT Marshall has been so busy in Mexico that they are calling him "The Mexecutioner." When Aaron Solo asks if QT Marshall is coming back, Johnny says he is coming back, then does an awkward handhsake with him. We are also introduced to El Hijo del Harvey, whom Johnny TV kicks in the chest before Harley Cameron nearly stabs Harvey with a pair of scissors.

The Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) beat "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and Matt Sydal. After the match, Matt Taven says that Roderick Strong is suffering and in poor neck health, then blames Adam Cole - and not Samoa Joe - for this. He then proclaims that the and Mike Bennett must take back what is theirs: the Ring of Honor World Tag Team Championships. Bennett says this month is Neck Health Awareness Health, and tells people to low blow and piledrive those who do not believe in neck health.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Prince Nana, Swerve Strickland and "The Machine" Brian Cage. Nana is angry at being superkicked by The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson), and Brian Cage says the Young Bucks are lucky he was not there to do something about it. Swerve says The Young Bucks have a different energy about them and want to put their EVP hats back on and that Adam Page ran to them to solve his problems, then proposes a trios match between the two sides.

The Acclaimed ("Platinum" Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, "Daddy Ass" Billy Gunn) beat "Pretty" Peter Avalon and The Outrunners (Truth Magnum and Turbo Floyd) in a trios match. After the match, The Dark Order (Evil Uno, John Silver, Alex Reynolds) shows up. John Silver says nobody wants to see The Acclaimed scissor and that The Dark Order are the good guys while The Acclaimed are mean, pathetic liars. After John Silver says The Dark Order want the Trios Championships. When Bowens asks why The Dark Order should have a shot at the Trios Championships, Evil Uno says they have worked four years to get to where they are and that they are sick of good things happening to bad people like The Acclaimed, whom he says are as cookie cutter as they come and are somehow champions. He then proposes that one of them faces one of The Acclaimed to prove that The Dark Order is worth the time. The Acclaimed have a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors to pick who goes for their team, but they all keep getting scissors. Alex Reynolds gets upset, then Bowens says he will take whoever The Dark Order picks and spank their ass purple.



Aussie Open (Kyle Fletcher and Mark Davis) quickly beat Lord Crewe and Damian Chambers.



Kris Statlander retains the TBS Championship against Jade Cargill. Statlander and Cargill shake hands and hug in a show of respect after the match.



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