Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for September 9, 2020

MJF and Chris Jericho show up as Tony Schiavone introduces tonight show. Jericho tells MJF that he had a good match and that Jon Moxley cheated, and guarantees that MJF will be AEW World Champion very soon. MJF says that means a lot coming from Jericho, and says that Jericho lost to Orange Cassidy not once, but twice, is "criminal," and that Jericho will regain the World Championship soon. After they wish each other a great show, they call each other a loser behind the other's back.

Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) beat The Lucha Bros. (Penta El Cero M and Rey Fenix). After the match, The Butcher, The Blade and Eddie Kingston have to keep the peace between The Lucha Bros., and Eddie says he, The Butcher and The Blade are here for them and they they should be a combined unit. Kingston then demands Penta El Cero M and Rey Fenix shake hands, but Penta shoves Fenix instead. Kingston demands they shake hands again, and this time, they do. Kingston then says he was never eliminated from the Casino Battle Royal, and to "check the rules."



We hear from Jake "The Snake" Roberts, who says that he and Archer never thought about being winners because that is what they do. He says that beating people up is what they do and they enjoy it, and that Moxley will be "pissing himself" when they get a hold of him. Lance Archer says that Moxley has had time to prepare for all his challengers and has held the AEW World Championship for far too long, but despair is coming to him and he will soon take the AEW World Championship from him, and there is nothing Moxley can do about it.



Matt Hardy shows up. He says it is great to be in a live arena with a live crowd, as the crowd is part of the magic. After thanking the live crowd, he thanks the television audience, then says he suffered a scary fall at All Out that frightened a lot of people. He says that in the last few days, the outpouring of love and support have been overwhelming and even humbling, and he says that he is happy to stand in front of the fans to state he will make "a 100% full recovery." Hardy says he will take being the luckiest man alive over being the toughest man alive, and points to his wife Reby and their newborn child, then addresses his older children and apologizes for putting everyone through what happened. He also admits that the match at All Out wasn't what he wanted it to be, but that he is glad that it is over between him and Sammy Guevara, as somebody could have really gotten hurt. Matt says he will get healthy before getting back in the ring, winning matches and chasing his first AEW World Championship, then says wrestling is his love and passion and that his journey is not over. He says that he would not be who he is without the fans, and thanks the fans one more time.



Orange Cassidy beats Angelico. After the match, Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz) attack Orange Cassidy from behind with a metal baton and a madball, but Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent) show up and chase them away. Chuck Taylor says this needs to end, and tells Santana and Ortiz to meet them in the parking lot last week. Trent then tells Santana and Ortiz to shove their apology up their asses, for next week, Best Friends will come to hurt them and make his mom proud.



Backstage, Alex Marvez tries to interview The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson), but cannot get an answer from them at their dressing room door. Suddenly, they come out of the room and superkick Marvez.

"Superbad" Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford show up. After kicking Tony Schiavone out of the ring and calling him "Timmy," Sabian is about to announce the best man for his wedding to Penelope when a large man named Puff shows up. Sabian tells him he is not the best man and that he is the best for subbing to him on Twitch. After telling Puff to go back to taking up space and to re-sub next month, Sabian is about to announce who the best man is when Brian Pillman Jr. shows up. Sabian tells him there was a comma between "best" and "man," and tells him to go away. Sabian then finally introduces the best man for his wedding: Miro, formerly known as Rusev in WWE. Miro says that he has spent 10 years in the same house under the same glass ceiling and imaginary brass ring, and says that the brass ring can go up somebody's ass. He says that elite recognizes elite and elite recognizes the best. Miro says he will be at Sabian's wedding not just as a best man, but as the best man, and anybody who watches his Twitch channel will know, as he is the best gamer. He then says "My name is Miro, and I am All Elite."



In footage from earlier today, Tony Schiavone interviews "Hangman" Adam Page. Page says he feels all right even though his ribs are bruised up, but Schiavone wants to know how Page is really feeling. Page says he could not hear anybody make a sound for thirty minutes after his match, and that it felt inevitable that he and Kenny Omega would fall apart and lose the tag titles, but it did not have to be that way and that everything is his fault. He says that Kenny Omega was right and that The Young Bucks should have won the tag team gauntlet. Page also says he and Omega have had a lot of problems, but a lot of victories, and while they will have to work to reclaim the tag titles, they will do it.



The Inner Circle (Chris Jericho and Jake Hager) beat Sonny Kiss and "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela after Jericho sprays a fire extinguisher into Sonny Kiss' face. After the match, Jericho mentions his match at All Out, then says he and Hager will build up their wins in the tag team division and get a shot at the AEW World Tag Team Championships.



We hear from MJF, who says that Jon Moxley decide to cheat and be a coward, then says it is in his nature like a scorpion needing to sting. He then fires his entire campaign team, then yells at Wardlow and blames him for his loss. After reminding him that he signs his checks and that he is his only friends, he says that he could have fired him, but he won't, and tells him to get it together before he puts him and his family out on the street. MJF then tells Wardlow that this is a time to plan a way to get back on top.



We hear from Jon Moxley, who is focused on Lance Archer. He says that this is not getting easier, but nothing worth doing is easy and that one should be ready to walk through a mile of crap to climb the mountain on the other side to become World Champion. He says it may look like he is going into a wood chipper, but he knows he is unstoppable, for he sees a man and not a monster in Lance Archer and asks if anyone wants to bet against him.



Tully Blanchard are FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) are in the ring. Tully says FTR are the best tag team champions in the world, and while Kenny Omega and "Hangman" Adam Page fought hard to keep their titles for 30 minutes, FTR won in the 31st and became the best in the world. Wheeler says AEW has the best and deepest tag team division and a tag team division full of challenge, and that FTR had to fight for all of their victories, and Harwood says that they are now the locker room leaders and top guys in AEW. All the while, FTR insults the rest of the tag team division who is watching from ringside, then Harwood says Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus, Marko Stunt, Jungle Boy) has an opportunity against them last week and that they will have to earn their tag team title shot. Harwood says that they will not let a comedy act run the tag team division, then Luchasaurus and Marko Stunt get in the ring. Wheeler throws napkins in Luchasaurus' face, then retreat. As FTR regroup at ringside, Marko Stun pours the beer coller full of ice on FTR's heads. The rest of the tag teams cut the cake and celebrate with beer as FTR leaves.



"Absolute" Ricky Starks shows up dressed like Darby Allin and proceeds to make fun of him, then asks if Allin is either relentless or reckless. He then says there is a reason Darby Allin is home alone and hurt, because he is reckless. He then says he will relentlessly kick Allin's ass the next time he shows his face.



"The Native Beast" Nyla Rose beats Tay Conti. After the match, Vickie Guerrero says she and Nyla Rose are here to make a statement and that they are not going anywhere, then Nyla Rose readies Conti for another Beast Bomb before Hikaru Shida shows up with a Kendo stick. Rose and Vicki leave.



It is announced that The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) have been fined $5,000 each for superkicking Alex Marvez.

In footage from earlier today, Jim Ross interviews Kenny Omega, who says that winning and losing championships is part of the game. He admits that he and "Hangman" Adam Page had chemistry and something that held them together. Omega says that he found a calling as a tag team wrestler in AEW once he teamed with Page, but he has his own dreams and goals in AEW and that it is time to go back to singles action.



Lance Archer will face Jon Moxley for the AEW World Championship on October 14th!

Next week: Best Friends vs. Proud 'n Powerful in a Parking Lot Fight! FTR vs. Jurassic Express! Thunder Rosa vs. Ivelisse for the NWA World's Championship! Jericho and Hager vs. Private Party! MJF in action! Hangman vs. Kazarian!

Brodie Lee retains the AEW TNT Championship against Dustin Rhodes. After the match, The Dark Order shows up with a downed QT Marshall. Brodie Lee shows he is still dissatisfied with Colt Cabana, who leaves with Evil Uno, then Brodie Lee kicks Dustin Rhodes in the groin.



After the show, we hear from "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes, Cody says he would rather go big than go home, then announces "Go Big Show," a new talent show on TBS on which Cody is one of the judges.



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