Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for September 2, 2020

Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz) beat Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent) after Santana strikes Trent in the back with a retractable metal baton.



We hear from MJF, who says that there will be only one possible ending on Saturday: him winning the AEW World Championship. Suddenly, Lee Johnson tells MJF that Mark Sterling has locked himself in the room. Wardlow kicks the door down as Mark Sterling says he needs some more time to get out of tonight's match, and MJF tells him he has done whatever it takes to get to where he is today. He says that while Jon Moxley is scary, there is nothing scarier than getting in the way of him and his goals, as bad things happen when someone does that. MJF then tells Sterling to get in the ring or "get in the fucking woodchipper."

The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) beat SoCal Uncensored ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian) and Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy). As per pre-match stipulation, The Young Bucks and Jurassic Express will face each other in a tag team match at All Out.



Backstage, Jake Hager sits next to Orange Cassidy and tells him that Jericho wants him at ringside for his match tonight, and that it would be smart to be there.

Backstage, Tully Blanchard talks with FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler), telling them that they have accomplished the first goal of winning the tag team gauntlet and that they must take the tag team gold at All Out, as they are the men to do it. Cash Wheeler says that Saturday is the biggest match of their career, and that they must win or their efforts mean nothing. Dax Harwood says this match will make them a million dollars richer, and that while Sunday will be a day to be sore, Saturday is the day to win it it all.

Tony Schiavone interviews Kenny Omega in the ring. On the subject of "Hangman" Adam Page being kicked out of The Elite, Page will have to live with it for the rest of his life, but he is sure that he and Page will defeat FTR at All Out and retain the tag team titles. Suddenly, Tully Blanchard and FTR show up with a beer cooler, and Dax Harwood says that FTR look forward to having a great title match with Omega and Page at All Out. They propose a toast - with chocolate milk for Omega - but Omega senses this is a potential 2-on-1 attack. After telling FTR to keep Tully away from him because "he can smells the Depends from here," Page shows up. As Harwood tells Page to admit that his recent actions are his fault, he calls Page "an insecure little boy." Harwood tries to get in Page's head again by trying to tell Page to say how egotistical and egomaniacal he is as well as how much of "a piece of shit" he is, and Omega tries to calm him down. FTR takes the titles, then drops them in front of Page and leaves.



Backstage, Alex Marvez interviews Chris Jericho, who says that fans worldwide will get to experience the perfect culmination of him and Orange Cassidy in the Mimosa Mayhem match, saying he has turned Cassidy into a man and elevated him into a main event star. He then says it is time to put a bullet in Orange Cassidy's head, as he is not at his level, before tossing him in a vat of mimosa. He then says Joey Janela is a sacrifice and will get a small taste of what he will do to Cassidy in front of Cassidy himself.



Orange Cassidy shows up to get a ringside seat for the next match.

Chris Jericho beats "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela with a Codebreaker after Janela leaps off the ropes prior to the Walls of Jericho. After the match, Jerich attacks Janela again, then tears off a top turnbuckle cover and sends Janela head-first into the exposed turnbuckle. Jericho then puts the blood of a busted-open Janela on his Orange Cassidy turnbuckle, then tries to egg Cassidy into getting in the ring. Cassidy gets into the ring with a bag, and as Jericho and Jake Hager attack Cassidy, Sonny Kiss gets in the ring only to be laid out. Cassidy sends Hager out of the ring, and Hager saves Jericho from a Superman Punch by pulling him out of the ring. Cassidy then pulls a bottle of A Little Bit Of The Bubbly out of his backpack, then gives the thumbs down and dumps the champagne out.



We see a video package for Sammy Guevara vs. Matt Hardy in a Broken Rules Match at All Out. If Matt Hardy loses, he is gone from AEW.



Team Taz (Taz, "The Machine" Brian Cage, shows up. Taz says that either Brian Cage or Ricky Starks will win the Casino Battle Royal, and tells Darby Allin that Starks will destroy him before telling Lance Archer that he cannot deal with Brian Cage. Jake "The Snake" Roberts shows up with Archer and tells Team Taz they are a couple of squirrels trying to get a nut, and that they will get nothing. He goes on to call Team Taz the best group of losers he has ever seen in a wrestling ring. After Roberts and Archer get in the ring, Eddie Kingston shows up with The Butcher, The Blade and The Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix), then Tully Blanchard and Shawn Spears show up soon after. Tully speaks with Spears as everyone else is ready to fight. Soon, more wrestlers jump in on the brawl, then Darby Allin shows up from out of nowhere and goes after Starks, and the multi-man brawl escalates. Jake Hager, Santana and Ortiz show up, but so do Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent). Soon, referees show up to try to de-escalate everything. The brawl, however, continues through the commercial break and into the next video package concerning The Dark Order and their match at All Out.







Thunder Rosa beats Serena Deeb.



We hear from Jox Moxley, who says that MJF has made it to the top of the rankings and gets his shot on Saturday. He tells MJF not to get stressed from the grind of being champion, then asks MJF is he is willing to kill or be killed, as MJF must be at his most savage to win. Moxley says that 2020 has been bad enough already, and that it does not need MJF winning the World Championship. He says that MJF may think he is though, but everything he has done up until now has been "the easy part."



Tony Schiavone interviews Big Swole. Big Swole says Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. has been dodging and ducking her for long enough, and that she will have no place left to run when she shows up at her place of employment to fight her tooth and nail at the Buy-In. Suddenly, a pizza delivery person shows up with a pizza for Tony Schiavone, but Big Swole recognizes the delivery person as Reba. Big Swole is suddenly attacked from behind by Baker, who puts her face in the pizza before putting her in the Lockjaw.



Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. vs. Big Swole in a Tooth and Nail Match is official for the Buy-In.

Jon Moxley beats Mark Sterling in a comedic match. After the match, Wardlow gets in the ring and attacks Moxley. MJF shows up as Wardlow hits Moxely with the F-10 not once, but twice. MJF then throws away his walker and takes off his neck brace and jacket, revealing he is not hurt. MJF then pounds on Moxley with some right hands before stomping on him in the corner. MJF then dons the Dynamite diamond ring and knocks Moxley out with a punch to the head as Wardlow holds Moxley down. MJF then bites the forehead of a defenseless Moxley and punches Moxley a few more times before holding up the AEW World Championship over Moxley to end the show.



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