Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for September 1, 2020



Sami Callihan beats Rob Van Dam after reversing RVD's sit down on a Sunset Flip. After the match, Sami Callihan goes after Katie Forbes, but RVD clotheslines Sami from behind, then take turns smashing a steel chair into Sami's face.



Backstage, Hernandez beats Fallah Bahh in an arm wrestling match, then Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster the Legend) shows up and tells Hernandez that Heath is not in the building and that it is just them and Rhyno tonight. Reno Scum says that last time, they took Rhyno's money, but this time, they want even more. Hernandez tells Reno Scum that if they win, all the money he has right now is theirs.

At Wrestle House, we hear from Taya Valkyrie, Rosemary and John E. Bravo. Taya feels betrayed by Bravo and Rosemary, while Rosemary says she was starting to get on the same page with Taya. Meanwhile, Bravo realizes how stupid he was, and that he may walk away alone. Taya says nobody will be leaving until she says everyone is leaving.

At Wrestle House, everyone waits on Johnny Swinger to come out dressed out like Crazzy Steve. It takes Susie to coax him out, and Swinger shows up dressed like Crazzy Steve coplete with facepaint and a clown horn, saying Matt Borne is laughing at him from Heaven right now. Meanwhile, Tommy Dreamer tells John E. Bravo he is the special guest referee between Taya Valkyrie and Rosemary tonight.

Rhino beats Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster the Legend) in a two-on-one handicap match after a cameraman puts his camera down and attacks Thornstowe from behind, revealing himself as Heath. After the match, Scott D'Amore shows up with two members of security, who chase Heath over the guardrail.



Backstage, Moose gets a message from EC3, who threatens to send the TNA Heavyweight Championship to him in pieces if he does not find him tonight. Moose tells someone to call the police as he finds out EC3 is in the building, but that someone is wearing an EC3 shirt.

Backstage, The Good Brothers ("The Big LG" Luke Gallows and "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) are telling a story when The Rascalz (Dezmond Xavier and Zachary Wentz) pass by for their match with Ace Austin and Madman Fulton. The Good Brothers then go back to their story.

At Wrestle House, Johnny Swinger tells John E. Bravo that if he follows his advice, he will "get two for the price of one." Swinger is made fun of, then he leaves. Larry D then shows up, and The Deaners (Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake) ask him if he stole their beer. Acey Romero stands up for Larry D, and Larry D calls the truce off. Tommy Dreamer decides it's match time, and both teams brawl around Wrestle House. As Cody Deaner and Acey Romero brawl, they soon spot a ping-pong table, and they soon play ping-pong. Meanwhile, Larry D and Cousin Jake are still brawling, but when Larry D gets involved in the ping-pong game, the brawl is back on. Acey Romero soon knocks Cody Deaner into a wagon, then takes a wooden elevator. Cody goes down the stairs and waits for Acey Romero, then hits Acey and rides a bike until he hits the car in the garage. Meanwhile, Cousin Jake goes for a long-distance attack, but Acey Romero gets Larry D out of the way after a humorous exchange. The brawl then continues. Larry D confronts Cody Deaner in his bedroom, where Deaner finds out hat Larry D drank one of his beers. Cody hits Deaner with a DDT, then Acey makes the save only for Larry D to become "Lawrence D." After Lawrence D sprays Acey Romero with Ring Rust, Cousin Jake throws powder at Acey, then Susie shows up and makes Acey pay for breaking the truce. Tommy looks behind the bedroom door when Susie shows up, then declares Susie - now with a bloody hand - the winner.



The Rascalz (Dezmond Xavier and Zachary Wentz) beat Ace Austin and Madman Fulton. After the match, The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley)show up and give The Rascalz credit for their talent, and proposes that they have another match for the Impact World Tag Team Championships next week. Suddenly, Austin and Fulton attack The Rascalz from behind, but The Motor City Machine Guns chase Austin and Fulton out of the ring.



Backstage, Deonna Purrazzo is unimpressed with how some people are dressed for her black tie affair tonight. She then finds Kimber Lee and asks her to be her special guest tonight. Moose interrupts, asking if either of them have seen Ethan Carter III, but is told no.

Backstage, Rohit Raju is shining the X Division Championship when TJP shows up wanting a shot at the title. Rohit Raju mentions that Chris Bey still has a rematch, but he can take it up with Bey, beat him, and take the opportunity.

At Wrestle House, Taya Valkyrie beats Rosemary. After the match, Rosemary tells John E. Bravo did the right thing calling the match down the middle, then says "We can all go home now. There's nothing left to do here." John E. then says there is one thing left to do, and proposes to Rosemary, saying he shouldn't have to sacrifice his happiness despite still having to work for Taya. Taya says it is okay with her. Rosemary says yes, and John E. Bravo puts the ring on her finger. Everyone cheers, and with that, Taya says everyone can go home. Afterwards, it is revealed that Crazzy Steve was the one to drink The Deaners' (Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake) beer, as he could not read the labels due to being blind. Everyone then teleports back to the Impact Zone, and Wrestle House comes to a close.



It is time for the black tie affair for Deonna Purazzo. Kimber Lee is the curator for the event, and she introduces Deonna. Deonna thanks everyone at ringside for coming to her black tie affair, and while the guest list is not entirely up to par and not the typical company she would keep, she nevertheless raises a glass to being Knockouts Champion. Deonna says she has painted a masterpiece since entering Impact, and says if there was ever a doubt she was the best in the world, she hushed the doubters after beating Jordynne Grace at Emergence. As she says that nothing or nobody is going to ruin her night, Jordynne Grace shows up and apologizes for being underdressed, then congratulates Deonna for taking her to her limit twice, and tells her to enjoy her title reign, for it will not last. As Jordynne Grace says she is not backing down, Tenille Dashwood shows up for the first time in months and says she is glad everyone is here for her return, then tells Deonna she is coming for the Knockouts Championship. Tenille tells Deonna that she hasn't beaten her, then Jordynne asks Tenille how that can happen if she hasn't been tow ork in months. Suddenly, everyone from Wrestle House reappears in the ring, and as everyone leaves, Susie stops Kimber Lee from attacking Kylie Rae. Kylie Rae hits Kimber Lee with a superkick. Deonna Purrazzo is furious as she leaves.



Backstage, Brian Myers says that next week, he will give Willie Mack an opportunity to shake his hand. Moose shows up and asks if he has seen Ethan Carter III, and after Brian Myers tells him he is down the hall, he is angry that Moose interrupted his promo.

Next week: Locker Room Talk with Susie and Kylie Rae! Chris Bey vs. TJP! The Rascalz (Dezmond Xavier and Zachary Wentz) vs. The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) for the Impact World Tag Team Championships!

Eric Young beats Eddie Edwards to become Impact World Champion after trying to use the Impact World Championship as a weapon, which serves as a means of distracting the referee so that he can strike Eddie with his hockey mask and win the title for the second time. After the match, Eric Young hits Eddie Edwards with a chop block to the left knee before going fora leg bar on the left knee. Security shows up before Eric Young lets go.



Backstage, Moose finds Ethan Carter III's room, but he finds a corkboard full of pictures of him. Moose tears the board down, and finds a message stating "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED."

Here's tonight's post-show!



Here are the top five moments from tonight's show!



Here are all the backstage segments!



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