Thursday, August 22, 2024

Honor Roll - Ring of Honor recap for August 22, 2024

"The Natural" Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara and The Von Erichs (Marshall and Ross Von Erich) beat The Dark Order (Alex Reynolds and John Silver) and Undisputed Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) in an eight-man tag match.

Backstage, we hear from Mark Briscoe, who says tonight is the night where The Beast Mortos challenges him for the ROH World Championship after pinning him on Dynamite a few weeks ago, then tells The Beast Mortos to get a time machine to get rid of his win on Mark Briscoe, as he is about to get an ass whupping.



Cage of Agony (Bishop Kaun, Toa Liona, "The Machine" Brian Cage) beats Serpentico, Fuego del Sol and Atlantis Jr. in a six-man tag match.

Backstage, we hear from MxM Collection (Mansoor and Madden). Mansoor announces that tonight, they will be in action and racking up another delicious victory. After they pose, they are soon met by two men by Pillars of Destiny, who are wearing animal hides as they growl at MxM Collection.



Abadon beats Alejandra Lion.

MxM Collection (Mansoor and Madden) beat Pillars of Destiny (Hunter Grey and Parviz).

In backstage footage from last week, "Taiga Style" Lee Moriarty says his Pure Championship reign is a new chapter, and while Action Andretti impressed him, this is the beginning of "the Pure Renaissance." Shane Taylor says everything has led to this and has made Lee Moriarty one of the best technical wrestlers on the planet, then says that he leads by example and to be the leader he needs to be, he must become ROH World Champion, and the only reason he is not is because his shoulder is hurt. He says it will not be long before he comes back, and tells Mark Briscoe to keep the ROH World Championship shined up for him because he will come back for what is his.



Angelico beats Aaron Solo in a Pure Rules Match after Aaron Solo uses all his rope breaks and cannot rope break his way out of the Navarro Death Roll.

Trish Adora beats Erica Leigh.

We hear from The Righteous (Vincent and Dutch). Vincent says he has seen people come and go, and that he and Dutch have been here since they had a penny in their pocket, and now everything has changed. He says there are people hiding under masks and people with egos eating away at them until their flesh is off the bone. Dutch says some people fear is but a fleeting moment, but here, it is the only company that they have, and there is nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble. Lance Archer suddenly shows up and says everybody dies, and Vincent say is a chess game to the end for everyone and that he can play the deck that anyone can deal him. He then asks "How do you start when we already know how it ends?"



Komander beats KM.

EJ Nduka beats Deonn Rusman.

Before the next match, Jacked Jameson says everything is bigger in Texas except for the fans' collective manhood, and that while their opponents are a bunch of "low-T losers," they at least are not "a couple of chew-spittin', cow-lovin' Texans."

The Iron Savages (Boulder, Bronson, Jacked Jameson) beat Jay Alexander, Colton Charles and Rosario Grillo in a six-man tag match.

"The Problem" Marina Shafir beats Tiara James with Mother's Milk.

Backstage, Serpentico congratulates Angelico on his victory tonight, then tells him he should challenge for the Ring of Honor Pure Championship, saying it could make his teacher very proud. Serpentico leaves, then Angelico decides to do it after seeing "Taiga Style" Lee Moriarty and admitting that Moriarty is the best technical wrestler in the world today; however, he is not the protegé of Negro Navarro or a master of Yaveo, and challenges Moriarty for the Pure Championship.



Before the next match, Jacoby Watts wants "Cool Hand" Angelo Parker and "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard, but they reject the offer and beat him and Nick Comoroto up.

"Cool Hand" Angelo Parker and "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard beat Jacoby Watts and Nick Comoroto.

Before the next match, "Smart" Mark Sterling says The Premier Athletes (Tony Nese, Ariya Daivari, Josh Woods) are on every show because they equal ratings, and that every episode that Tony Nese is on is the highest-rated episode of all time because he walks, talks, wrestles and wins like a star, and tonight, he will show his opponent what winning is, which the fans know nothing about.

Lio Rush beats Tony Nese after hitting "Smart" Mark Sterling with a tope suicida for getting physically involved in the match.

Mark Briscoe retains the ROH World Championship against The Beast Mortos.

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