We see a video package of The Lucha Bros. (Penta el Zero Miedo and Rey Fenix) winning the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Penta el Zero Mideo says the tag team titles cost them blood, sweat and tears, and that anyone who wants to take them from them is willing to try.
We hear from Eddie Kingston, who says he and Miro kicked All Out off and that they both went at it until Miro hit a low blow. He says a true god has no favorite. Meanwhile, Miro says that he will offer Eddie's bones to his wife and Eddie's soul to his god.
CM Punk heads to the ring. Punk thanks Darby Allin, Sting and the fans, saying he did not how Sunday would be like or what to expect and that it was like "riding a violent bicycle," then hypes up Minoru Suzuki vs. Jon Moxley for later tonight. CM Punk thanks Aunt Linda - who is part of Brian Pillman's family - who is in the front row, calling her "a legitimate angel," then names a few people who made surprise appearances at All Out, then says he texted his wife April, who asked what is next. Punk says he will leave what is next up to the fans, then Tazz interrupts him. Punk tells Tazz not to interrupt him again, and Tazz says he is tired of the "bullshit lovefest" that Punk is doing. Tazz says that while Punk was impressive, he tells him not to mention any members of Team Tazz. CM Punk says nobody mentioned them as Hook and Powerhouse Hobbs show up, but Tazz says he has done it in interviews. Punk tells Tazz that since he has known him a long time, he can send any member of Team Tazz he wants, then says "Beat me if you can, survive if I let you." As Punk leaves, he and Powerhouse Hobbs have a staredown with a referee standing between them.
We hear from Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz), who say that they have refocused on the rest of the tag team division and the tag team titles, and that they are the best.
Tony Schiavone interviews Ruby Soho, who says she has issued an open challenge to prove her victory on Sunday was not a fluke. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D., Rebel and Jamie Hayter show up and Britt says time is being wasted on Ruby Soho. Ruby says that she helped Britt break into the business and that she can see what Britt is doing with all of her nicknames and actions, and says this is her block now. Britt tells Ruby to go back to catering, then says she needs to rest and that Hayter has a match tonight.Britt tells Ruby to go back to catering, then says she needs to rest and that Hayter has a match tonight. After Britt, Rebel and Hayter leave, Ruby tells Schiavone "I know she's your girl, but I'm gonna whup her ass."
Powerhouse Hobbs beats Dante Martin.
We hear from Dan Lambert and The Men of the Year (Scorpio Sky and "All Ego" Ethan Page). Lambert congratulates AEW on signing CM Punk in an attempt to cover up the truth for anyone under six feet tall, then says the truth will always be there to show its face. He says that while AEW can keep the veil over the fans' eyes, they cannot hide the truth, and he and The Men of the Year will scream their truth with the voices of a thousand men, and invites anyone who wants to shut them up to do so sooner than later.
We hear from Matt Hardy, who says he will take Orange Cassidy's hair and shave it off. We then hear from Orange Cassidy, who says "Whatever."
MJF and Wardlow head to the ring. MJF says that prior to Sunday, he had beaten Chris Jericho three times, and on Sunday, he beat him a fourth time in the middle of the ring only for the match to be restarted due to extreme bias against him. He says there is bias in the locker room because everyone wants to be him, and expects the fans not to understand because they are from "Shitsinnati." He also says Cincinnati, Ohio is the biggest dumpster in the world. MJF then says that Ohio is part of the Mid-West because "everything is mid," including Skyline Chili, the Cincinnati Reds and everyone who lives in the city, then dares someone to jump the guardrail so he can jump everyone in the town. He then says that nobody will do it because they are cowards, then threatens to knock Aunt Linda's teeth down her throat if she makes eye contact, then makes fun of the woman next to her, who happens to be Brian Pillman's daughter. MJF then says this explains her vile looks, then Brian Pillman Jr. shows up and says that while MJF had a silver spoon upbringing and comes from a great city, his city breeds badasses like Brian Pillman and Jon Moxley. After Pillman Jr. welcomes him to the jungle, MJF tells him it was a bad idea to go toe-to-toe with him on the microphone before mocking his mother's meth addiction and says that his mother should have swallowed. Wardlow stands between MJF and Pillman Jr., then MJF asks him if he will help him like he did Sunday before telling him to stand in the corner and look cute. He then tells Pillman to get out of the ring before he aborts him like his mother should have. Pillman Jr. attacks MJF, and it takes two pull-offs for Wardlow to suplex Pillman Jr. before laying out Griff Garrison with a clothesline before MJF hits Garrison with the Dynamite Diamond Ring. Pillman Jr. then tries to protect Garrison before things get worse, and MJF and Wardlow leave.
We see a video package for Jon Moxley vs. Minoru Suzuki later tonight.
Ruby Soho beats Jamie Hayter. After the match, Rebel and Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. attack Ruby Soho, then Riho runs into the ring only to be broken with a backbreaker by Hayter. Kris Statlander soon shows up with a chair before Britt can curb stomp Ruby Soho into the AEW Women's World Championship.
We see a video package for "The Machine" Brian Cage vs. "Absolute" Ricky Starks.
The Pinnacle (Dax Harwood, Cash Wheeler, Shawn Spears) beats The Dark Order (Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, John "4" Silver) following miscommunication between The Dark Order. After the match, Evil Uno blames John Silver for the loss. This starts a brawl between the faction of Uno, Stu and Colt Cabana and the faction of Preston "10" Vance, Silver and Alan "5" Angels. Anna Jay and Tay Conti show up and watch the scene that is unfolding.
We hear from some of the competitors from Sunday's Casino Battle Royal.
Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Tully Blanchard, who says that the fans just watched leadership in the last match. He says that he will put an end to Darby Allin once and for all with a match between Shawn Spears and Darby Allin. Tully then says it will be him and Sting head-to-head one more time.
Backstage, Alex Marvez interviews The Varsity Blonds (Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr.) in the trainer's room. Brian Pillman Jr. says he has gone to Tony Khan, and that he has challenged MJF to a match in the coming weeks. The Acclaimed ("Platinum" Max Caster and Anthony Bowens) then show up and mockingly hand The Varsity Blonds roses, then Max Caster says he has challenged Brian Pillman Jr. for a match on Rampage.
Tony Schiavone interviews The Elite in the ring. Don Callis says Sunday was about The Elite and Kenny Omega proving why he is the greatest wrestler in the industry while The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) provided entertainment as one of the best tag teams in the world despite losing the AEW tag team titles. After Callis says they will get the AEW tag team titles back, Nick Jackson announces they got their best friend back, and introduces Adam Cole to the ring. Cole stares down Schiavone and tells him that if he looks at Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. the wrong way, he will slap the glasses off his face and whup his ass, then tells him to get out of the ring. Schiavone reluctantly leaves the ring, then Cole says AEW is the best wrestling company in the world because of everyone from The Elite down to the fans who paid a ticket to be here. Cole says that he has been elite for a long time and has won world title while proving he is a once-in-a-generation wrestler, and says he is now with the best in The Elite, whom everyone should be thanking now that they are complete. He then announces that he will make his in-ring debut for AEW next week, and says that when he proves how good he is, he will show how elite The Elite really is. Kenny Omega then brings up the interruption from Bryan Danielson last week only for Bryan Danielson to show up again. Omega asks The Elite to leave the ring to allow for room between himself and Danielson, and Omega says Danielson is the man he wants to speak with. Danielson takes the microphone from Omega's hand and asks the fans if they want to see the two of them fight, which the fans want, then says Omega does not want to fight him because he knows he is better and that he will kick his head in. Omega charges at Danielson only to be put in the LeBell Lock, and The Elite gang up on Danielson only for Christian Cage, Frankie Kazarian and Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt, Luchasaurus) to collectively make the save for Danielson by laying out The Elite. Brandon Cutler and his bottle of cold-spray is the only one left in the ring and the last to be laid out.
Jon Moxley beats Minoru Suzuki.
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