Those Dynamite Kids - Dynamite recap for September 29, 2021

In memory of Jon Huber "Brodie Lee," 1979 - 2020.

CM Punk is on commentary this week.

Adam Cole beats Jungle Boy after pulling Jungle Boy towards himself and referee Aubrey Edwards to hit Jungle Boy with a low blow before nailing the Last Shot for the win. After the match, The Elite shows up.After the commercial break, Karl Anderson says that to be elite, one has to have people like him, Doc Gallows, Adam Cole and Kenny Omega and The Young Bucks, who are still EVP's, "Extremely Violent People." Adam Cole says he told everyone he would beat Jungle Boy and that he did it by himself because he is elite and undefeated. Brandon Cutler takes the microphone, then Matt Jackson takes it and hands it to MT Nakazawa. MT Nakazawa says he has nothing to say, then Kenny Omega says his telephone and social media is full of people saying his match with Bryan Danielson was AEW's greatest match, and admits that while Danielson took him to the limit, he couldn't get the job done when it counted. He also says that Bryan Danielson will not get a rematch or face him in the ring ever again, then Bryan Danielson shows up and asks the fans if they want to see a rematch. The fans soon make it known that they do. Danielson says he also wants the rematch and accuses Omega of not "having the balls" to give him one before calling him "Kenny 'No Balls' Omega." He then wants to see if any member of The Elite has any balls and challenges the rest of The Elite to a one-on-one match on Rampage, but Omega interrupts and says it can happen right now. Danielson says he is not along and brings out Frankie Kazarian, Christian Cage, Luchasaurus, Marko Stunt and Jungle Boy, and The Elite retreat.

Backstage, The Lucha Brothers (Penta el Zero Miedo and Rey Fenix) are met by Andrade el Idolo, who asks how many luchadores it will take to take both the AAA and AEW World Tag Team Championships from theme. Fenix and Penta say they will take on anyone, any time.

"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes and "Big Shotty" Lee Johnson beat Matt Sydal and Dante Martin. After the match, Tony Schiavone interviews Cody and Johnson in the ring. Cody demands Malakai Blackget into the ring right now, but Arn Anderson tells Cody to stop talking, saying that Malakai has systematically destroyed everyone since he showed up. Arn says that Cody that he should have finished the job the second time, for Malakai is an assassin and predator who will do what it takes to win, and while he could step in, he is just "too damn old." Arn says the difference between him and Cody is that Cody would give his car to a carjacker while he would shoot the carjacker (which almost immediately becomes an Internet meme). Anderson then tells Cody he will be damned if he coaches a loser, then tells Johnson to come with him because he at least listens to him.

Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston and Darby Allin beat Bear County (Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson) and Anthony Green. After the match, Sting hits Anthony Green with the Scorpion Death Drop while Eddie holds up a "Brodie Lee" sign.

We see a video package chronicling the events between Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. and Ruby Soho.

Before the next match, Matt Hardy says that he was supposed to make his debut in Rochester, New York, but that was "deleted" because Rochester did not deserve his debut. As he insults the town, Orange Cassidy shows up with The Dark Order.

Orange Cassidy and The Dark Order (Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, Alex "3" Reynolds, John "4' Silver, Alan "5" Angels, Preston "10" Vance, Colt Cabana) beat The Hardy Family Office (Matt Hardy, Marq Quen, Isiah Kassidy, The Butcher, The Blade, Angelico, Jack Evans, Jora Johl) in a 16-man tag team match. During the match, Evil Uno walks out on the match. Tay Conti, Anna Jay, -1 and Amanda Huber then show up. After -1 throws the rolled-up paper at Evil Uno, Amanda tells Evil Uno to get back into the match, and this leads to The Dark Order turning the match around. After the match, The Dark Order reconciles.

We hear from Lio Rush, who says that he is an "LBO" who is wanting to do business with All Elite Wrestling and make some money.

Backstage, we hear from FTR. Dax Harwood says that while they have gotten lost, they are steering the ship again and they are revitalized.

Dan Lambert and The Men of the Year (Scorpio Sky and "All Ego" Ethan Page) are in the ring. Lambert insults Chris Jericho, then gives him credit for putting AEW on his shoulders and making it the hottest wrestling company in decades. He then says that Jericho ended his career when he decided to confront America's Top Team and The Men of the Year, and says that Jericho is now retired after they "cut the head off the AEW snake." Scorpio Sky says that he stood in the ring a year ago and asked the fans if they were paying attention, as he was one of the first champions in AEW and got an impressive win-loss record, and says that the only who paid attention to him was Lambert. He says that Lambert saw him and Ethan Page as main-eventers, and Ethan Page says that the fans have overlooked them because they don't come off as tough guys despite the fact that he is undefeated so far in AEW. Ethan Page says that he and Scorpio Sky will not be overlooked, and after walking and talking like a champion, he now rolls with champions.

We hear from Hikaru Shida, who says that she will get her 50th win in addition to her other AEW accolades. We then hear from Serena Deeb, who says it won't happen if she cannot get past her next week.

Anna Jay and Tay Conti beat Penelope Ford and The Bunny.

We see a video package for Jade Cargill vs. "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose vs. Thunder Rosa next week.

MJF and Wardlow head to the ring. MJF says he wants AEW to be successful and that he is willing to do whatever it takes to make that happens as long as he gets what he deserves, and that AEW is continuing to grow and there a few others who have been here since the beginning to make AEW grow. He says he has beaten all three of those pillars, then says that without him, AEW is nothing, and he claims to be the past, present and future of the company as he says he deserves to be AEW World Champion.He then says that he wants the opportunities that he deserves, and says that he has some old friends in high places who will ensure he gets them if Tony Khan does not give them to him. Darby Allin shows up, and MJF says that Allin is only interrupting him because he is jealous of him while calling him a "number two guy" and saying he is number one around here. Darby Allin tells MJF to leave if he cannot get what he wants, as nobody will miss him, and says he will be "AEW till death" and that MJF is not the number one pillar because he is the only pillar to win a championship. MJF says Darby Allin is only straight edge because he and his uncle went on a joyride only for his uncle to die from drunken driving that night, and says it is a travesty because "the wrong man died." MJF dares Darby Allin, but Darby says he will not do it because MJF will not break him mentally, and tells MJF to keep talking. MJF tells Wardlow they are done, and they walk away.

We see a video package for Sammy Guevara vs. Miro for the TNT Championship, which is coming up next.

Sammy Guevara beats Miro to become the TNT Champion! During the match, Sammy rolls out of the ring as Miro calls for Game Over, and an angry Miro tears off some top turnbuckle covers.

During the first commercial break of Rhodes to the Top, Tony Schiavone interviews Sammy Guevara says he will become the best TNT Champion there ever was. He reveals that Bobby Fish - who does not even work in AEW - wants to be the first to face him for the title. Dan Lambert and The Men of the Year show up and mock Sammy for taking Bobby Fish as an opponent (with Lambert calling Bobby Fish "the only ride [he is] tall enough to get on) while tellng Sammy that from here on, he will face the best. Sammy says that Bobby may be next week, but they can do this right now. Sammy and Scorpio almost come to blows.